*I'm still convinced that Welsh is a made up language!* What's up my Koibois! Hope you're having a GREAT day! Make sure to *LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, and if you don't HIT THE BELL* you will have to learn fluent WELSH! Also check out the discord! discordapp.com/invite/Trnr3UE

@victorhladun2751

4 жыл бұрын

There are people who love to torture themselves or other people for pleasure There are people who torture video game's characters for fun And there is Koifish,who uses ultimate torture-fluent welsh lessons

@goldenknight.1959

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Boomer.

@willbasaur5963

4 жыл бұрын

Dwi ddim yn hoffi'r hyn rydych chi'n ei ddweud yno koifish

@metetural9140

4 жыл бұрын

It's a language alright. Does it make any fucking sense? Fuck no.

@toymationstudios8613

4 жыл бұрын

@@willbasaur5963 this is welsh

Koifish, you're pronouncing everything correctly, I'm so proud of you

@Koifish

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Welshman >:D

@walnzell9328

4 жыл бұрын

Celtic victory screech! Loolooloolooloolooloo! (Every L is pronounced as a K and every OO is pronounced "Ryan Gosling."

@mhmhmmhh4550

4 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish you really aren't 😂

@mhmhmmhh4550

4 жыл бұрын

When you were saying anything with a ll you were making a ch

@oogabooga8078

4 жыл бұрын

@@mhmhmmhh4550 ik it's a joke, but he sounds foreign so I would give him a pass on it. Tbh I've been learning Welsh for like 10 years now and I can just about muster a 'fy enw i ydy wyatt'

Ultimate ck2 challenge, play with the first map mode!

@juliusmatijosius2219

4 жыл бұрын

Calm down, satan

@anthonyaurel6001

4 жыл бұрын

Ultimate ck2 challenge: pronounce Welsh names.

@xGOKOPx

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyaurel6001 While playing with terrain mapmode

@imperialfront6366

3 жыл бұрын

i use to play with that mapmode because i did not know there was a diffrent one but now i dont

My favorite parts remain: 1. Mrs. Koifish 2. Koifish's cackling laugh I rate this content 100% Welsh

As a welshman my need to grab a longbow has suddenly intensified.

@drunkenbarbarian8211

4 жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_longbow

@Mr44andMore

4 жыл бұрын

Drunken Barbarian ???

@drunkenbarbarian8211

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr44andMore what?

@Mr44andMore

4 жыл бұрын

Drunken Barbarian what was the purpose of that comment?

@mrmarmellow555

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr44andMore MEMES ‼️BABY 😘

As a Welshman I can confirm that Wales is indeed a fictional country

@victorhladun2751

4 жыл бұрын

So do you,as a fictional character,have a catgirl slave harem?

@GrimTEAM

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAH

@level100boss3

4 жыл бұрын

Victor Hladun yes I thought this was a known fact

@level100boss3

4 жыл бұрын

Russian Ivan our sheep are more attractive than the females

@therat1117

4 жыл бұрын

@@level100boss3 Or worse, the English.

5:21 The HRE controlling Italy except for Rome... "We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close." -Kaiser Heinrich VI

As an actual Welshman and not those hybrids, I can confirm that Welsh is actually Elvish in disguise.

13:56 "Please jew, I trust you, Protect me And i wil protect you" - koifish 2019

@misterblasty101

4 жыл бұрын

15:04

@drewbc32

4 жыл бұрын

*please “yew”

"We are in Cairo, I took a night boat to get here" I think that's the smartest thing you've ever said.

@rickbergolla4055

4 жыл бұрын

@@Taiyama2 you can take a boat down the nile

@rickbergolla4055

4 жыл бұрын

to reach cairo

@sussurus

4 жыл бұрын

@@Taiyama2 Night Boat to Cairo.

@Taiyama2

4 жыл бұрын

@@sussurus Oh. It's a song.

As a Welshman I liked your conquest of England. If only we were rich, then we could have ruled Britain. Now our entire country is a giant farm. Also how could you be the King of Wales, you didnt go to half a dozen pubs from just one town. Tut tut. That King must not have actually been to Wales because if he did he would have seen many a pub. You can get like 2 pubs in a small village in wales. No joke. We Welshmen love our pubs.

@ianlilley2577

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like a quality I hear about every people who live in the British Isles

"God bless the welsh... we are doing our best!" is actually still the welsh national anthem to this day

Koifish: *tries to pronounce Welsh* The demon he summoned:

I’m 6 minutes in... as a man born in England but now living in Wales for years with a Welsh wife and subsequently Welsh kids... I’ve had to stop watching out of the fear of me laughing too much and waking up said Welsh wife. This is brilliant.

11:50 "ohw, i got a black Guy" je says as his wife stands next to him

this mapmode makes me feel like i touched my eyes after cutting very spicy chillies

4:05 'consumption' is the Medieval name for Tuberculosis.

CK Monarch's Journey: Trying to get you to use Incest as a weapon since 2019.

Watching this video in March 2023 make me nostalgic about the Crusader Kings 2 and Koifish in his past. Damn, there was a time when his videos without voice and commentaries. Well, those were the days. P.S. Also good time of day for everyone who will read this comment and catch some nostalgy, as me.

Every time you hear the ''Swedish chef's'' accent this is what you should hear! Koifish the most swedish swede that ever sweded!

*KOIFISH YOURE PRONOUNCING EVERYTHING CORRECTLY I'M SO PROUD OF YOU*

Koifish ancestor's Welsh conquering the know world so far;D Looking forward watching your next video!

I tried to learn some Welsh a few years ago.... I've still got a sore throat.

@bleddynwolf8463

4 жыл бұрын

sain gwybod beth yn y byd tyn so am, mae Cymraeg yn hawdd I ddydgu.

Really loving this series Koifish. CK2 is where you shine!

Hi Koifish I have all ways enjoying you videos. If I have had a bad day your videos all ways make me happy and make me laugh grate video by the way

Koifish's screms are just pure ASMR change my mind

Koifish, your pronunciation for welsh places was "super excellent", or as we would say, "Ofnadwy!" Great job!

Great vid, man, keep doing this!

“He name is also a fucking joke.” Hahaha

I really like when you include Miss Koifish.

3:30 all languages are made up, Welsh just happens to have been made up by people who have more tongues than the average human

Koifish is an absolute lunatic, your funny as hell man, more CK2 guides please

I think we can all agree that the best character in this series is Miss Koifish.

Ehy Koifish, i love your work and i hope you never stop to work on this channel! I have a request.. maybe you can try to play total war saga? I think that game will be very funny with you as ruler... and if you can do some series i very appreciated!

Another great video Koifish!

I think Mrs.koifish is like my favorite part for these crusader King videos

Love the ck2 videos would love to see all the challenges done before ck3 comes out that would be spicy

"För fan... :(" - Mrs. Koifish Hahaha magiskt

I'm no Welsh, but koifish you're pronouncing everything correctly. I'm so proud of you 😂

Damn, I was eating when 12:20 happened. Now I have to clean my keyboard. Consider me subscribed

i too enjoy the name of that one grandson. i think it was guacamole chupacabra. XD

Whats the song at 13:47? Thanks.

Do Scotland next! All hail King William Koifish!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👑

The best channel i recently discovered

Gethin get the longbow !

Be me, starts monarch challenge, crusade starts (gets 5k gold from it) Invades England, became king of England and Wales. Yeet. Just realized Koifish also ha the same idea. Nice

How come 6:40 sounds like your singing a Canadian version of the Welsh Anthem? :Thinking: Cause what it sounds like to me. A Canadian. XD

@A_Vicious_T-Rex

4 жыл бұрын

definitely sounded like O Canada with different lyrics haha

You're the reason I tried crusader Kings

See I did the same thing, invaded England after the crusade but I made sure to besiege each province on the Isles with my ally the Kaiser, that way I could redistribute all the land to the welsh.

@d4n4nable

4 жыл бұрын

I first took over Scotland, then caused an English civil war by seeding distrust and then attacked the revolting army for land. Never got the English throne, though.

Lol laughed so hard on the steam collection thing huge steam games.

"Sweet Home Alabama" achievement?

I m sorry Koi boi but no intro will be better than "I have been cucked by Satan!". I mean that sh*t is supreme.

Koifish: Oh! The Teutonic Order is coming! Teutonic Order: Oh. No. We're here to pillage some African Pagan lands. Just passing through.

This was pure poetry

koifish trying to pronounce welsh words this should be fun .

Koifish, your Welsh is beautiful, you should try Aztec next!

King $@^@lywen will be the greatest monarch by the grace of koifish.

"Please keep in consideration of your distance between one another" - somethings don't change between 1203 and 2020

Your awfully confident for someone in crusading distance intensifies.

Yes, your troops are better, but I have one thing that will change everything: a shit tonn of money! © Koifish

The first time I did this challenge, right after I made the kingdom of Wales the Aztecs invaded me and took it from me. Not a damn thing I could do about it

10 / 10 would crusade with again.

i watch you drunk from poland great job

I love your laugh

You mad man i love you

I thought your pronounciation of Slavic words was hilarious, Koifish. Until i heard how you mercilessly butcher Welsh. Hot dog on a skillet, man!!! Now i have to wipe my laptop's screen LOL

I’m welsh and to be honest you weren’t far off with the pronunciation 😂

Good run, but the Duchies only had to go to dynasty members not specifically children of your own. Any relative would do.

18:28 a real patron of the arts he was... he was also creative as f1ck

I'm happy Koi didn't take my home county :D

play a multiplayer game in ck2 with you and Miss Koifish!

Which music is this when you are on start screen in CK2 ?

play as bohemia koifish , some love for slav bros

Ahh yes, the people who are mistakened to be just English. As a Welsh American this video pleases me.

Night boat to Cairo!

All hail Prince Meurgh of Leurrg!

I wish this challenge would be as easy for me as it was for you... cant even get more than 2k after the crusade...

2:48 that hit hard

Koifish, since ck3 has been announced, why dont you play Ck1 just for torture’s sake?

do a challenge where you can only play with the cancer mapmode!

Llywelyn is like fluh well in

Mighty overlord, could you try to make a video on how to play crusader kings? i try to play it but ultimately can barely do anything useful

@Dell-ol6hb

4 жыл бұрын

nu vr dude just take the approach I did try the tutorial, realize it doesn’t reel all help and then dive into the deep end and just keep playing campaigns until you get the game, it took me like 3-4 sessions before I became somewhat competent of what I was doing and like another 6-7 sessions to master the game. It’s a process that’s all I can tell you

@GAndreC

4 жыл бұрын

Do tutorials to grasp the basic mechanics. Go pagan and get a glimpse at how the non feudal live

I'm here still trying to get gold with Konan for everything else but son making one :(

12:17 they forgot what time periode they’re in

Wales is that one cousin you have but don’t know really well but you know their father who’s your really cool uncle but you hardly know nothing about your cousin

6:37 best joke

As a Welsh i have to say...that´s how the names are pronunciated

Does any one know what this music is called at of 19:08

5:23 what's that song?

I live in Powys lol

Is anyone else having a problem signing into their paradox account on crusader Kings?

@Kerslake_

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

what is the name of music you using during battles? 5:31

@ukaszflis828

4 жыл бұрын

Meaby Swietowid.

Whales buts a Koifish

I died at 12:20 xD

Maybe some new Mount and Blade warband (?????)

Cymraeg is a sexy, ancient language, as old as 4000 years. source: I am 1/4 Welsh. (also English and Italian) Cymru am byth!

No i kurwa zajebiście

"He may have two hands and a nose" Is that not how it usually works?

@xLionsxxSmithyx

4 жыл бұрын

wait... you have less than 3?

11:55 - Koifish plays CK2 irl.

i want mount and blade