*I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOOOOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOOOLE* Hello HELLO! Upload machine broke, but I fixed it so now there should be daily videos every other day (it works don't think about it too much) Check out Koifish Support links up in the description, and check under your sofa because that's where I hid the remote last time I was at your place

@phil385

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yes very funny indeed Swedish man

@Nathanthemlgderp

3 жыл бұрын

ah YES THE DWARF KINGDOM OF 4'6 PEOPLE :DDDDDDDDDDD

@_JamesMorrell_

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact nick fury used to be white

@eebergkamen

3 жыл бұрын

I really found my remote under the sofa what kind of sorcery is this

koifish gives off 5ft tall vibes

@TheRealBarlarke

3 жыл бұрын

Koifish gives off king vibes 👑

@flotnar2512

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he is a 10 foot chad

@Michas333

3 жыл бұрын

Shortest swede of them all.

@valentinmitterbauer4196

3 жыл бұрын

"If your height starts with a 5 don't even consider texting me!" Dutch dwarfs who are only 4,95 meters: "I cri evry tiem"

I like my women like I like my beer: stout and bitter.

If that was Shrek, you're Lord Farquaad

M'aiq once met a dwarf. He kept rambling about a place called the Mines of Moria. Pfft, M'aiq thinks he had a bad bottle of skooma, hehe

@gracesonhudgins9602

3 жыл бұрын

how r you immortal?

@yesman8514

3 жыл бұрын

@@gracesonhudgins9602 M'aiq knows not of what you say. He only knows to load his previous save.

@gracesonhudgins9602

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesman8514 i have thumed u off mountains and u always come back

@yesman8514

3 жыл бұрын

@@gracesonhudgins9602 M'aiq always has an inventory full of food. Mmmm, yummy

@Ronin3453

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesman8514 Does M'aiq go to cloud district very often?

That medieval Pumped up kicks just hits different

@valentinmitterbauer4196

3 жыл бұрын

Eall þá óþer cild mid findġum soccum Sċulon betera rinnen fram minum earhum Eall þá óþer cild mid findġum soccum Sċulon betera rinnen, cwicra þon mín boga (All the other children with fancy shoes should better run from my arrow All the other children with fancy shoes should better run, quicker than my bow)

If and when you give this another go you could try giving your dynasty a blood legacy to increase the chances of inheriting the dwarf trait. Also I challenge you to remain entirely inland and in the mountains because no self-respecting dwarf uses *boats*

15:31 Paradox's Shrek easter egg. I remember them alluding to it in their launch stream Also, no, that makes you Puss in Boots

New challenge idea: Since you were already going for the dwarfs, you need to shoot for having the strangest family and kingdom possible. How about an albino dwarf Viking ruling in Africa? How about seeing what happens when a dwarf and a giant have kids?

13:58 "Us short people have to stick together. Short ethno-state!" That already exists. It's called North Korea.

I don't think I'll ever forget your line: "I am died."

Oh god i laughed through the whole thing!! 😂

thank you koifish i've been naked for so long and now i can finally purchase quality clothing

From spain. Great video koifish.

the music from around 3 minutes in is by vox vulgaris and I love it so much it made me go to school to become a medieval bard

bo is norwegian now

Hey Mr. Koifish. I want to ask about your merch. I love the viking ship t-shirt, but since it’s getting colder a hoodie would be great. Is this possible to fix? Great videos as always btw

I comment to support the BOIfish ❤❤👌👌

you cannot stop me!! Y E E E E E E E T . . .

Quality as always, don’t even need to watch long in to the video to know

Koifish chose my home county. I'm happy :-D

I love your svenglish accent😂😂

The dwarves in my D&D world will be even more inspired by vikings than normal dwarves, they will have jarls and huscarls, and their celestial beings will be my own made up aesir, and their gods will be the greatest among the aesir.

Gimli would be proud

Collecting dwarves (:

What do you get when you mix irish with dwarf? Leprechaun

As an icelandic person I dont get the stomach brothers joke hahaha. Good one Koiboi

1:50 that song is in the game?

Koifish why didnt you make a plushie Koifish I could buy!?!?!

18:25 yall know the song just admit it. We all know what happened in 2010.

Where is the video about Dagestan, Koifish!?!?

It's odd to see koifish a man who looks like the definition of Minecraft peaceful mode, lead an army of war crazy dwarves and take over the world.

14:45 the norwegian dwarven Charles XII

Koselig Norsk og Svensk rivalitet hører jeg ^^

"New ralley point who dis"

,,there are no accidents" ~ master oogway

04:14 that character is actually white but cinematic universe casted as bald black

In America we would call you and the other chieftain Eskimo brothers.

Don't mind me, just your average Koifish viewer walking by

Nice job 280 likes and no dislikes

Where is the lets play?!

15:40 This event has to be a Shrek reference. There is no way it's not.

"You Norwegians don't even speak a real language, do you" LOL! Spoken like a real Svenskar!

@valentinmitterbauer4196

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he isn't wrong. There is not one "norwegian" language, but bokmål/riksmål and nynorsk.

If a giant man knocks up a dwarf woman, will their child be a giant dwarf or a really small giant?

@ArualMD

3 жыл бұрын

Theoretically, it should be the latter

What kind of music? 20:15

When will we have tw empire sweden partn2

What if the real dwarf fortress was the friends we made along the way

Continue the björn ironside lets play

Hi koi

I have to wonder if he got the idea from ISP

Dwarf viking kingdom, what next? African albinos kingdom?

pls do more rimworld, read some guides and download vanilla expanded.

I just so happen to be naked as you pitch me the merch clothing...how did you know?

Who was first isp or koifish?

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

isnt that literally the same thing that iSorrowwhatever did?

Try again!

top xd

öl allfräd höh?

I am two dwarves stacked on top of each other in a trench coat, and I find this video incredibly offensive!

9 ads in the video

4th

Isp did it first

Please just finish your battanian Play Through