*TELL ME WHYYYYY, AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEAAAAAAAAART ACHEEEEEEEEE* Hello HELLO! Koifish is BACK, with the coolest CK3 achievement run there is! Today I attempt to get the achievement "The Emerald Isle", Where I have to form the Kingdom of Ireland! Very cool! Cool Koifish support links in the top of the description, and leftover pizza in the fridge that you can grab later (I saved it for you).

@phil385

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@gamerfartmaster6923

3 жыл бұрын

Potato squad roll out

@jakubhanc

3 жыл бұрын

I connected the whole island, but it took 27 years. So you did it faster (Very very cool ! ), but you didn't occupy the whole island. You're lazy. :D

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakubhanc Did you even watch the entire video? :O

@jakubhanc

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish Yes. You created a kingdom, and then you invaded and occupied the other two territories. And that's why I think you're lazy. :D But calm down. I think you're great. I like all your videos from ck2 and ck3. you are my hero, sometimes. ... :)

"Everybody loves butter." So true, especially the best butter of all, Swadian butter.

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

MMMM butter!

@ivannovak4711

3 жыл бұрын

Koifish juist no

@MrFirefox

3 жыл бұрын

haha he said the swadian thing ahaha

@loganstorm889

3 жыл бұрын

Now that what I’m talking about, buttering up and sweetening the deal.

@KaptainCnucklz

3 жыл бұрын

[King Harlaus would like to know your location]

I am a Brazilian, who somehow ended up on a channel about a Swede conquering kingdoms, making bad jokes and war crimes. Finally a good creator on that platform.

@nicholasthuya7683

3 жыл бұрын

Im a single Russian cossack my last generations were conscripts and I watch This becuz of his dry humor

@Didact-Ur

3 жыл бұрын

you are going to sweden

@NoTLucas

3 жыл бұрын

Come to Brazil :D

@cowwithinternet

3 жыл бұрын

come to sweden

@jota_3332

3 жыл бұрын

Kim katupiry

1:20 "Jarl Ivar 'the boneless'" Kåmm ånn, Kåjfisk! It's just a viking tendie!

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

*B O N E L E S S V I K I N G*

The british empire would like to know your location

@somedesertdude1308

3 жыл бұрын

Anglo saxtons*

@philipphelan8712

3 жыл бұрын

some desert dude U most be amazing in social situations

@somedesertdude1308

3 жыл бұрын

@@philipphelan8712 yes

Koifish was telling his real life wife to put some clothes on...

@sleezysanti8240

3 жыл бұрын

DustyPazner he just gained the “Chaste” trait

Gerry Adams is sweating right now

That accent was so convinsing that for a second I thought it was my favourite Irish juutuber, KoiFisheye

@clumsycommissar5260

3 жыл бұрын

And his name is KEVIN

@MrDUneven

3 жыл бұрын

@@clumsycommissar5260 Ah yes, my favourite K-pop idol CallMeKoivin

@ConnanTheCivilized

Ай бұрын

Oh, you mean KFGame? He’s my favorite vampire!

Btw, did anyone notice how Sweden had half of Cornwall by the end?

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

*CURSED*

@aaronblygh4719

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish I think you mean BLURSED

@Zirkalaritz

3 жыл бұрын

Sweden is super borked in CK3, I've seen it own half of Spain by year 900 one time... and turn muslim and join a Yihad against the Papacy of Rome another time. Shit's wild with Sweden.

@ahmadkamil3713

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zirkalaritz can I ask what is wrong with Christianity in this game? They always fallen to either Muslims or Asatru followers eventhough they supposed to be a organized faith compare to Norse religion.

@Arbaaltheundefeated

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmadkamil3713 What's wrong with Christianity is that all the significant Asatru factions start with thousands of extra soldiers for free :p

I live in "Desmond", thanks for the shoutout! Desmond actually means South Munster, which is Deasmhumhan in Irish. 🇮🇪

You've know idea how terrifying it is as an Irishman to see Meath conquering Ireland

@ahmadkamil3713

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Meath?

@alastarmullen1072

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmadkamil3713 Meath is a county, not a person. Meath has historically been the major superpower of Ireland, where all the High Kings rule and it's also where Saint Patrick worked.

@kiwuuspurr1927

2 жыл бұрын

@@alastarmullen1072 Who's Saint Patrick

@johanneswitt5499

Жыл бұрын

@@kiwuuspurr1927 that ngga that convertert ireland

@KnightOfTheGreatKingdom

Жыл бұрын

​@@kiwuuspurr1927 Who's Who's?

the feels when your in the process of uniting ireland but your leader keeps dying young but has like 5 sons and its happened like 2 times so you have to keep fighting unification wars oh gavelkind

Hey Koifish I found you a couple of weeks ago and I thought you were the funniest CK3 youtuber ever. Keep up the work

*black and tan intensifies*

@Yuki_Ika7

3 жыл бұрын

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

19:08 medieval SOAD \m/

fantastic video, i love watching everything you make koifish

So many uploads! So much Kointent! Very cool.

High Chief Gormless loves potatoes so much he married one. 5:25 -- No! Not the lovely spudwife. She was my favorite guy.

You might not like it but your kids will. Then I got immediately interrupted by *"YOU LIKE IT, YOU LOVE IT"* ad by Applebee's

19:45 Well she's up for it isn't she

The Fall Roads are singing My Little Armalite, ain't that a beautiful sound?

8:52 Actually no you do get a minus 25 opinion for rejecting call to war calls. And as of patch 1.1 its prestige as well at least.

Woah, you got JackSepticEye to do your Intro for you Koifish? Good for you! loved the Collab.

Koifish has done a great deed for the Irish people

Koifish: *unites Ireland in 30 years* Me: *looks at the High King Murchad whos 44 years old whos about to say something* "No no let him enjoy his win."

Fun fact: The British empire was aspired by Koifish, so in all of their glory they copied him and went on to conquer the world and later commit warcrimes, it was for jerimous. **Warband dying sound effect**

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

**warband serf effect**

@generalgrievous2055

3 жыл бұрын

H-how?! His efficiency in speed... It’s impossible! It only took 30 seconds to respond!

Tuned out for a few minutes then suddenly realized you were singing about Tampa Bay, always weird when my hometown is mentioned

That is one hell of a ride. I love it, Glory to the Nialls.

When he sings a tune about the town you live in (Ennis btw)

Koifish! Come to Ireland, you'd love it when everything is back open, we love the all Nordic countries!

@nicholasthuya7683

3 жыл бұрын

I see alliances with the viking kingdoms haven't change as they built Dublin it was a trading city I think

@jamesp4132

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasthuya7683 Basically, they built all our "Major" towns and cities. Dublin, which was a viking slave trade centre, Cork, Limerick, Longford, Wexford and Waterford, The hint is in the name Ford, meaning Fjord. There is some really interesting History there too, Like the sea kings who sacrificed priests on christian alters, and took entire towns and forced them to listen to prophecies about Odin. Iceland has some interesting Irish history too, there were slaves who were brought to Iceland, freed, then became Jarl's in Iceland, many Icelandic Jarls were women from ireland. we also get the term Earls from the Vikings.

14:56 Oh hey it's Blonde Kevin

Alternate title: Koifish dissing the Irish for 30mins

Im so bad I can't even conquer Iceland in a full game... I wish I could have as much fun as you are having.

@elang1702

3 жыл бұрын

You good now ?

@TopHatButcher

3 жыл бұрын

@@elang1702 NOPE

@kiwuuspurr1927

2 жыл бұрын

u pro now?

14:09 Ah yes. I remember when the doctors used whoop therapy to cure my pneumonia. The marvels of modern medicine.

Here mr. Koifish, take my warm love.

Your Irish pronunciation is better than most English news readers. Oh and Irish and albino being the same ....ok fair enough 😀

my record for doing this in CK2 was 12 years, just had strokes of good luck finally getting claims, was in debt but i did it

What are you, an incel?- Koiboi 2020 to a fucking bishop

Seeing Meath gave meTheones of Britannia PTSD.

A COMRADE ON ME LEFT AND ANOTHER ONE ON ME RIGHT! AND A CLIP OF AMUNITION FOR ME LITTLE ARMALITE!!

Did someone know the music used in 0:55? I have it in mind everytime, I MUST FIIIIIND IIIIIT

That intro though

Oh something’s telling me boy You’re avoiding me And when I find you you will go for your tea!

As an Irish person I can confirm this is every Irish man’s wet dream

I dont know if its only on the new patch, but now if you refuse an ally call to war you loose a lot of fame

19:07 When System Of A Down starts playing, you know shits about to get real

BORU BORU BORU!

Asjeevement run lets goooooo

I have potato blood in my veins

So based😎👌

Kung är du

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

Nämen tackar! :D

... you get a subscription for attempting to trick me into subscribing (actually for making me laugh).

21:02 - What kind of music?

my buton says "abonieren" I don´t want to klick it it seems dangerous

"Are we fighting the NAZIS!?" Look up the Latvian Thunder Cross and you'll understand.

EAATING SEEDS AS A PASSED TIME ACTIVITY

OH SHIT IM FEELING IT.mp3

🎶My injured nephew hurt himself🎶 *nothingcanbedone*

FOR BATTANNNNNIA!

Koifish+Dinostan ck coop when?

its insane how people are restoring rome faster

Camone black & thans and fight like a man

Being that i am Irish this video scares me

Is there a reason why I have not get this trophy if I already conquered all of ireland. As chief of Desmond in 867?

@ShuuuuutUp

2 жыл бұрын

Did you change any of the settings or difficulty?

Your Irish accents sounds like Scouse accent haha (Liverpool)

Foggy dewwwwww

GO ON HOME BRITISH SOLDIERS GO ON HOME

Tiocfaidh ar la!

@imrukiitoaoffire1908

3 жыл бұрын

Go deimhin, mo chara.

@castairl9815

3 жыл бұрын

Ta se an a mhaith

9:56 hoi4 sound

I have tried mildly hard but I ligit can’t track down this mans accent. What is it?

@robertcurry389

3 жыл бұрын

Maccabee Anderson Swedish

Koifish jag kommer hitta dig om du inte börjar streama bannerlord

I united the whole island as ULSTER.

This is trivial with a custom ruler. Go norse with the traits: Herculean, Strong, August, Arrogant, Profilgate, Impatient, Gallant, Adventurer and you'll be starting with full stacks of improved MaA. if you want to keep achievements, pick up disloyal and flagellant to keep the score under 400. you dont need the martial tree, like ever if you have a shit ton of troops and you know how to look for talented commanders.

🤣🤣🤣this describes me during the entire video

Holy Moly Toxicity folk version :0

Leprechaun Koifish when

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been!

@ollaniuspius1211

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish But...but I thought you were a Viking Koifish!?

nicc

Desmond is an anglisation of the Irish deas mumhain which is Irish for south munster xD

skyrim reference? 8:35

The views of this video will explode harder then that shady car parked down the road from where you work

@omgfackdehell

3 жыл бұрын

Israeli jokes..

Irish is a language

No venice-raid? What happened to the real Koifish?

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

Can't raid overseas :C

@Kullusa

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish how sad :( i bet they are missing it

I know nobody will give a shit but I used to live next door to Matthew Rhys in Llandaff in 1992(ish) my little claim to fame.

You always say 1867 instead of 867 lmao

Yasss early

Can you play with hungarians

Ooh ah up the ra

Irish

I'm Irish and from Meath and nil means no in Gaelic.

Tiocfadh ar la

the ira are responsible for numerous terrorist acts and have lead to the death of thousands but the fires that they lit are nothing compared to the fire of love I have for you in my heart

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

You make my heart tick more than the weird briefcase outside the postal office

@liamquinlan5103

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish you mean the ticking underneath ur car

@davidhussey524

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamquinlan5103 I think it's both

09:00 thank me later

Táim ábalta labhraíonn as Ghaeilge, is fíor-theanga í seo go chínte, is féidir liom é seo a chinntiú.

Hello

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

Helloo HELO!

Go maire sibh Poblacht na hÉireann & forógra a leag síolta na saoirse. CK3 is the only place were I can see Ireland unifided & the English destoryed.

algorithm boosting comment go brrrrr

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

*nooo you can't just comment to help Koifish's algorithm noooo* HA HA FINNADIAN MOOSE COMMENT GOES BRRRRRRRRRRR

I clicked the subscribe button and it unsubscribed me. WTH?

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's a glitch, try clicking it again ;D

30 years ? Thats called an achievment ? I did it under 20 easily .

@omgfackdehell

3 жыл бұрын

U so gud

@kiwuuspurr1927

2 жыл бұрын

you didnt get the achievement?

Hello Koifish, Will u pls give virtual kiss ayaya

@Koifish

3 жыл бұрын

:*

Koifish, is your partner pregnant or do you already have kids?