*NEW VIDEO* This Ruined My Life kzread.info/dash/bejne/iWGguI-PkbTRgZM.html I know this is probably not what you want... but I really enjoyed making it. haha hope you liked it!!! excited to start making more videos :))

@MrCommentGod

2 жыл бұрын

*POV: The last time you uploaded was 3 months ago*

@eviemayvx

2 жыл бұрын

so glad you’re back shane :))

@rockerchick2121

2 жыл бұрын

Enjoying it so far! ❤

@ImaniWoodward

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see you back!

@JK_JK_JK_JK

2 жыл бұрын

🙄

Ya'll can say whatever you want about it, if you need a good hour long distraction a shane documentary always slaps

@jilliee9092

2 жыл бұрын

YESSS

@hay.joy.2001

2 жыл бұрын

No but fr… I’ve been super sick and nauseous in bed with Covid for days and I’ve also been having a lot of anxiety and I wasn’t even thinking about any of that while watching this and it actually had me laughing and smiling!

@__emma._.lee__6545

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@leeman23664

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2d426SNhcm2o8Y.html

@Thegoddessofgreen

2 жыл бұрын

It kind of makes me sad though because it reminds me of when life was better

Other influencers: ...almost get sued by Chucky and will never speaks about it online ever again. SHANE: makes a video about the SAME THING and literally goes back to the place who almost sued him. 😆 wee love you ❤️

watching this a year after it’s been posted, and the podcast was DEFINITELY meant to happen. i love you sm shane

@shyanneharris5572

9 ай бұрын

he likes little kids.. look it up.

@shyanneharris5572

9 ай бұрын

you support a freak

Ryland is 1000% gonna be the dad who tells the kids no when shane says yes.

@psychoe9066

2 жыл бұрын

@@krotchlickmeugh627 adoption, surrogate mother, fostering… don’t be ignorant

@ericshun9625

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think Shane should ever be able to have children when you consider his track record...

@mashiraoojiro7678

2 жыл бұрын

Eric Shun PFTTTTTTT

@nobodycares1134

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychoe9066 theres thousands of people who deserve to be parents out there, shane is not one of them. He can't even look after his youtube career

@psychoe9066

2 жыл бұрын

@@nobodycares1134 where is it written that i said shane should be a parent?

Was not expecting to get that notification 😳

@recitationtohear

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJ-IzJSTf73Ip9Y.html Finally its here )

@crimsonix16

2 жыл бұрын

More click bait 😂

@Young_j15.

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ImaniWoodward

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@heartandseoul1299

2 жыл бұрын

Saaaame

$80 for 3 large pizzas? That’s a total rip off, especially when they have next to no toppings on them.

@shesoverit

2 жыл бұрын

literally sad

@tinakinz123

Жыл бұрын

At that point just get frozen 😅

@buffalokay

Жыл бұрын

California baby

@bellaxox6008

2 ай бұрын

How much is now ?

Ryland holding the light for Shane while he's on the bean bag is like a mom recording her son's band recital.

Shane you have not lost your sense of humor at all- this was hilarious and everything the world needs.

@annoyingmish

2 жыл бұрын

Ummm.... Why did you copy paste someone else's comment? Kinda weird man....

@juliannepierre

2 жыл бұрын

@@annoyingmish they’re bots

@shane

2 жыл бұрын

:))))) thank u!!!!!

@user-gb2cc2bw8x

2 жыл бұрын

@@shane my reaction when I first saw this video: b r u h 👁👄👁

@yourmajesty7124

2 жыл бұрын

@@shane it’s a bot, Shane

The fact that there is an urgent care in the background while they’re in the Chuck E. Cheese parking lot killed me😂😂 it just fit perfectly

i stopped watching shane bc he stopped making videos for like ever n i already watched everything at least 4 times (literally every video) and now i have like a years worth of videos to catch up on

@ryleadonahue2507

Жыл бұрын

SAAAAMMMEEEE I MISSED HIM THO 😭😭🫶🏻

@astrellax11

Жыл бұрын

Same

@dfc666

Жыл бұрын

There's a whole new channel. Go to about me page and push the link on podcast

@reznation7

Жыл бұрын

Me tooooo

Ryland saying "It doesn't matter what it looks like it's good". Really reminds me of how I was brought up haha and was really light hearted and nice to hear.

So blessed to have you back! ❤️🙏🏼

@spacemonkey7710

2 жыл бұрын

ur jesus christ

@3M1M1

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Jesus Christ

@blandpolecat2406

2 жыл бұрын

Omj

@kimberly2361

2 жыл бұрын

Hey JC how's it goin homie?

@xarachne8473

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

Shane, local socal wedding florist here. Get married somewhere that means a lot to you guys, wear whatever the fuck you want, invite your family and closest friends, do a buffet and have crumbl be your desserts. Trust me, it’s worth it and you don’t have to do anything traditional to have a gorgeous, fun day

@Sick-.-art

2 жыл бұрын

Period

@PadméAmidala2004

2 жыл бұрын

totally agree

@elishahilker

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds perfect. The engagement was beautiful enough no big wedding needed!!!

@sixxygrrl

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! I did exactly this type of wedding with my husband of 24 years. ♥️ Still the best memories of that day. We didn't have a big reception and boogied shortly after the wedding and thanking of our friends and family. Cost total of $200 including the fees for the marriage license and the official to marry us.

@alexastafford1523

2 жыл бұрын

THIS!

Shane: I don’t why I’m filming this. come on in! Me: god I missed watching this videos while eating Taco Bell 😂 now I can

Wow you had me laughing out loud 🥺 just like old times. Good to see you healing and moving forward Shane.

Yess the shane is back !!!!!

@MadoyaTatemano

2 жыл бұрын

Yea!!!!!

@impulse-z7947

2 жыл бұрын

Babe!

@jodiebeesbumblings9358

2 жыл бұрын

THEE Shane is back alright! Wooo!! 🥳🥳🥳

@laceyd4239

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssss hunni!!!! Love u so mach!!

@diniak47

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I subbed:) best of luck!

The fact that they haven't provided a plausible explanation is the problem. They just need to show an uncut video of someone cutting a pizza and it ending up all wonky.

@2mono7

2 жыл бұрын

someone needs to get fired

@iamchrispaezjr

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a KZreadr who made a video just like that. Look it up. Should be, “I went to Chuckie Cheese after watching Shane’s video,” or something.

@eiffelviolet

2 жыл бұрын

@@2mono7 We shouldn't flippantly wish termination on people.

@Mid3862

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. That's all they have to do. Ngl suing makes them look really sus 👀

Ryland has the "wtf I'm not even mad, just disappointed" dad vibe with Shane and it's sending me into orbit.

I miss you shane. Your videos helped me through tough times where I needed to just escape from all the trauma at home. 2014 and now I’m rewatching your videos in nostalgia. You were so relatable to me, it felt like I was watching videos of my friends because that’s sow relatable and open you all are. You were such a big escape that I needed badly in the past, thank you so much for helping me and others who must feel the same

This video just proved to me that Ryland is the best person for Shane. He's like his anchor. He supports him, but also makes sure he doesn't get exhausted by trying to bite more than he can chew. He's been with him in good times and in bad. Shane is lucky to have him.

@juliethomas377

2 жыл бұрын

My guts says Shane gonna leave his current boyfriend for a Woman soon

@morganharris9821

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliethomas377 fiancé*

@mjcookieLOVE

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I don't agree with this. Ryland is using Shane

@audyo14

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjcookieLOVE for what

@bittersweetrainbows932

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjcookieLOVE literally how and for what

the fact conspiracy theories are coming back😭😭 they were my life for the longest time.

@sifanikalsa9790

2 жыл бұрын

𝐒͠𝐩͠𝐞͠𝐜͠𝐢͠𝐚͠𝐥͠ 𝐝͠𝐚͠𝐭͠𝐢͠𝐧͠𝐠͠ 𝐟͠𝐨͠𝐫͠ 𝐲͠𝐨͠𝐮͠➺ sexy-nudegirls.host Anna is a beautiful girl. He's the person I love, he's my light day. The way the music flows and sounds is extravagant and fun. Anna is icon, legend, beautiful girl, princess, inspiration, a star. I could go on and on, understand this. I love NBA Anna.#垃圾

@shellydean5951

2 жыл бұрын

Wooooo you know that's right 👍▶️

@annamariejimenez6984

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssss i agree 👏👏👏

@shellydean5951

2 жыл бұрын

@@annamariejimenez6984 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💯

Got a feeling that they might get their pizza as frozen individual slices and then put them together. Especially if they sell by the slice? I bet a company makes whole pizzas cuts them up and IQF's [ individual quick freeze's] them. So they aren't recycled that would break soooo many food safety hygiene issues! Many companies out contract their food to sell as theirs.

@sianaymcallister

2 жыл бұрын

That’s honestly the best explanation other than recycling which I’m sure they wouldn’t want to get sued over

@rainahwallace1487

2 жыл бұрын

This is a great explanation!!

@manny6035

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work at Chuck E Cheese, they make the dough by hand and freeze it, it’s just based on who makes the pizza. The cutting method they have is dumb cause they cut it 5 times

It really sucks that no one in the comments watched Food Theory’s video on this. The pizza is like that because of the cutter, it’s a simple answer.

The Chuck E Cheese conspiracy was the best and funniest of them all. They're crazy for wanting to sue. You prob brought them so much business of people wanting to see for themselves xD

@everxvi

2 жыл бұрын

@Marshell McTarus don't waste your time clicking on the link

@_neon-xeon_3966

2 жыл бұрын

Its the opposite actually, Chuck E. Cheese got put through the ringer because of that theory, Alot of people believed Shane and became disgusted with Chuck E. Cheese and stopped buying from them. Matpat even made a theory and defended Chuck E. Cheese because they are being so undeservingly ridiculed by the masses, I heard that they are going bankrupt and about to close down, not sure if they are still gonna do it but I did hear about it. if Shane made it more silly and less serious, it would have been better, because alot of people legit thought Chuck E. Cheese were serving old glued pizza to people, which is so silly and is like a gigantic health violation that is illegal

@KelsiChristine

2 жыл бұрын

@@_neon-xeon_3966 when I went to the C.e.c in my area the pizza was all fucked up and different colors and shapes. unfortunately he's getting sued because it was true and a lot of people went there to prove it as well and so many did. the one by me actually got harassed by the community for it after too. it's crazy. they changed their whole game up now and the pizza looks normal but I still wouldn't eat it I'm from NYC I got real pizzerias out here 🤣

@_neon-xeon_3966

2 жыл бұрын

@@KelsiChristine wait your pizza had different colors? I think the reason why the shape of the pizza is f-cked up is because they use plastic dull blades for safety reasons, but can you elaborate more on the color?

@Michelle_p17

2 жыл бұрын

Totally gonna watch it now I forgot how funny it was 😂🍕

The fact that it doesn’t phase Ryland is giving me so much joy.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear fa

@libertyjustice2654

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he said it made him question whether Shane is gonna leave him, so I think it phased him. He’s too smart to act like it did on camera tho.

I’m 13 mins in and I feel like I did 200 crunches bc I can’t stop laughing! ❤

@amberjay5361

Жыл бұрын

Omg I’m only at 15:10. Cancel It. 😭😭😭😭😭😢❤️

YALL SWITHC UP SO FAST I CANTTTTTTTTTTTT

@generationz2758

2 жыл бұрын

Fr I came here to say that like they really pretending Shane disgusting shit he did, did not exist

@illusion743

2 жыл бұрын

@@generationz2758 I think the comments are heavily monitored

@destineebrock6779

2 жыл бұрын

@@generationz2758 i dont like him nor what he did and imma stand by that

shane is one of the only people who make a 40 minute long video feel like 10 minutes.

@leeman23664

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2d426SNhcm2o8Y.html

@BawlSacc

2 жыл бұрын

For real. They go by way too fast

@wildcathill

2 жыл бұрын

Seriouslyyyy I feel like I need to watch it again haha

@anna-hz1pr

2 жыл бұрын

HUHHHH this felt like 38 hours i genuinely couldn't get through 4 minutes

@BawlSacc

2 жыл бұрын

@@anna-hz1pr cool for you

I’m SCREAMING at the Chuck E Cheese disclaimer…the back and forth wording…I remember when Shane talked about this conspiracy YEARS ago - LOVE it

@taylorfreeman6266

2 жыл бұрын

years ago? whoo man

@emmanemz5824

2 жыл бұрын

@@taylorfreeman6266 it feels like yesterday...

@RainbowCoda

2 жыл бұрын

Wow awww memories

@letsargue7

2 жыл бұрын

The chuck e cheese thing is fake.

@magnolia9088

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad MatPat proved it was fake

36:41 I’m so glad they agree. How would that work? The employees would have to be lobbing off whole chunks of the pizza for that to make sense

It's been two years since I've watched this channel and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I've really been going through it and I just want to thank you guys for making these videos, I'm sure you help a lot of people through tough times with your jokes and positive vibes, I wish you all the best

@libertyjones7899

Жыл бұрын

Hun I’m on N

shane looks so much more happier and healthier ! im glad that he took a long break to focus on himself ❤️

@wolffisu

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't take a break to focus on himself. He took a break because he was getting heavy fire for some age old bs when "shock humor" was popular and people took him seriously. It was more "acceptable" humor back then. Anywhooo, I'm glad to see so much more positivity in these comments instead of people hating in the comments over old shit from a kid on the internet.

@thegoodguy44

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA !

@xxMaddySunxx

2 жыл бұрын

he literally looks the exact same

@DuskPShermanWallaby123

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolffisu Exactly, so upset he had to leave in the first place. I watched so many KZreadrs from back when shock humor was a thing and so many people did it. But only he was cancelled??

@missmistyeyedd

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolffisu RIGHT

As funny as it was, it made me kinda sad that Rylan had to make sure people knew Emma wasn’t sending them things or paying them for a feature. To protect her career image from a connection TO THEM. I’m sure they understand it’s a professional thing and that they don’t take it personally. Because they’re decent people who don’t make everything about them. But It just feels so weird that one of the people who helped make KZread what it is today, someone who literally helped cultivate the kind of content that’s made so many others so rich, would need to do that. I can’t wait for the time when there doesn’t need to be the clarification. That a connection to Shane is just that. That’s it. Not talking about it or over explaining. It just is.

@cjav7287

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah when they were talking about having no wedding guests, Shane said "everyone left us". It's such a shame that all those people in his older videos ended up jumping ship like bilge rats. That's how you know who your real friends are.

@leeman23664

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2d426SNhcm2o8Y.html

@gracerose6148

2 жыл бұрын

Emma is also under fire recently so they could be trying to distance themselves from her as well since they’re coming back to KZread

@blindingskies

2 жыл бұрын

I think they just didn't want to look like cheap cunts because of how important appearances are to them

I cried laughing during the whole Chuck E cheese bit. Like I haven't laughed like this in a while. I can't lie I freaking love you Shane

@LLJProductions

2 жыл бұрын

FR THE WAY HE KEPT PUTTING THE DISCLAIMER

@AmberbubblesX

Жыл бұрын

I beg of you please watch this. I'm not a bot I swear to you. This is about shane and why people despised him. If you want to see more please reply. I have more evidence too.

"am i a f*cking bear?" KILLS me everytime

This was such a pleasant surprise. It’s exactly what I needed my depression was hitting kinda hard today lol

@Sasha-lg1ln

2 жыл бұрын

Saaame, hope you feel better❤ sending love

@megansamples7820

2 жыл бұрын

feel better ❤️❤️

@DuskPShermanWallaby123

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@paigenoelle8439

2 жыл бұрын

omg what same here :)

@luluinterrupted9213

2 жыл бұрын

I know the feeling. Hope u get better.

i love how shane just goes along w the fact that he knows so many people hate him hahaha that’s why i’ve always loved him.

@eiffelviolet

2 жыл бұрын

@Pittsburgh Girl Thank you.

Does anyone else wonder how it's possible that Shane doesn't do stand up? I feel like he'd be incredibly good at it.

@KenTheSteak

Жыл бұрын

no

@goldrush18x

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he would’ve killed it before he got cancelled. I think his humor is a lot less dark and nihilistic now because he’s scared of getting cancelled again lol

@madelynbarhorst

Жыл бұрын

You know what would be cool, him and Tim Dillon in the pod 😂 it would be just two fat gay slobs ragging about how shit society is

@arwenflowers

Жыл бұрын

He actually has before! Look what I found! kzread.info/dash/bejne/ppprtbGyk5XbaLA.html Ps sorry wrong video before haha

I'm looking forward to Shane's conspiracy theories. They are addictive. A podcast would be the cherry on top

@weezerat

2 жыл бұрын

yasss

@jasonstewart6613

2 жыл бұрын

Please have piper Perri on your Podcast

@novatheraven

2 жыл бұрын

Ehhhh podcasts are what kinda got us into the mess he was in to begin with😭

@jasonstewart6613

2 жыл бұрын

@@novatheraven 👎

@kimburger555

2 жыл бұрын

last time he had a podcast things got a little…. messy

Poor Ryland keeps asking Shane these questions about their relationship and Shane just doesn’t answers and laughs 😭😂💀

@moyaxoxo5923

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah …. There’s tea up in here 🥲

You should have your own conspiracy show? The editing on these is 🔥 🔥

The whole Chuck E Cheese segment had me in tears 🤣

Shouldve flipped both pizzas over to see the underside. You’ll be able to tell from the markings on the bottom (differing colors and patterns) -pizza cook for 7 years

SHANE WE NEED A CONSPIRACY DOCUMENTARY ABOUT EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THIS WORLD 😭

@rrobyv

2 жыл бұрын

no we don’t

@edgarsantos9579

2 жыл бұрын

@@rrobyv cry

@EZ4S30NG

2 жыл бұрын

@@edgarsantos9579 no he won't.

@frankgallagher691

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called the end times mann

@sngray11

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X5OhtaeCna2WpJM.html He just posted an epic conspiracy theory doc today.

This comment section capping a lil too hard

It is SO NICE seeing the crew back together ❤ making jokes, living for it

i havent cried while laughing in a WHILE. That’s gold! Missed you, Shane

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear clair

“Last time we saw him he was a BITCH….. and now he’s a man”✨👄💅 glad to see you and your humor are still thriving Shane!

Watched Shane from the time I was in 7th grade. I just graduated highschool. While I think I've outgrown him and don't agree with his past actions it still made me feel a little bit better to watch this. 💙

@lizzie354

Жыл бұрын

can beat ya (I’m older so of course I can) but it’s funny you say you’ve watched him since 7th grade and that’s also when I started to sneak his videos past the parents. Now my mom watches them with me & my sis now that we’re in our 20s😂 but his channel was very different back then & even more explicit but that’s what confused me about some of the controversy because no it doesn’t make it okay, but a lot of the films & shows back then were just like that. They would push taboos just for the heck of it without actually believing in the opinions it could seem like it was suggesting (i.e. Scary movies, any parody film ever, Beevus & Butthead, etc) so it wasn’t surprising that Shane a teen from that era would be influenced to want to make shock-worthy stuff whether it was right or not. Luckily, this generation seems to be a lot more level-headed than us (and I’m 26 so I’m probably the generation right under Shane-so weird cause I remember watching his vids when he was 22 & thinking that was so old 😂 he certainly has done so much more than I have at my age! Sad that all the controversy has kinda canceled that out) so y’all prob don’t watch that kind of entertainment & I don’t really recommend it, I never got why people liked it so much except for some reason Shane’s humor would be the only reason I’d put up with that style. Cause of enlightenment from my generation & the ones that followed that finally realized “hey this actually has negative effects” that’s what brought on all the controversy but it becomes like debates about other eras’ whether they get a pass because that’s how the culture was at the time & how people “fit in” or “stood out”. I think it should be a little bit of both as long as they acknowledge growth from it & understanding the wrongs and I think Shane has then a bit of understanding on other peoples’ parts needs to be given too. It’s an equal give & take. But anyways, my whole spiel is that since I’ve literally grown up with him it’s hard not to always care for him in the background as life changes for all of us. And I think that the core of his heart is good whether people want to acknowledge it or not (Ryland & his family wouldn’t still be there if it weren’t-if anything’s problematic it’s the hardcore Christian life his family had growing up that some prejudices could have come from that he was used to & subconsciously came through his work but I don’t think they were ever HIS views or intentions), he deserves to still be cared for and we shouldn’t feel bad to care for another fellow human being who also makes mistakes like everyone does.

@sadee3175

Жыл бұрын

i think it’s silly to hold someone’s past against them. i bet you have done some things you aren’t proud of it probably just wasn’t in the public eye. cut him some slack

@ayoCC

Жыл бұрын

@@sadee3175 probably no one agrees that if you stand for benevolence, and good in the present day, your past actions make you evil. Shane never stood for malice, violence or discrimination.

Ryland over here googling slang like a forty-year-old soccer mom. 😂 ⚽️ 🚐

Shane, you and Ryland could have a small wedding right on your property by the pond... Invite immediate family and close friends, wear comfy nice clothes (whatever you like) and have a reception right there after. Have Crumbl cookies and Chipotle catered if you want and Bam! A lovely, romantic wedding for you two that will be memorable and beautiful for you both while keeping it about your relationship and you two. Also, would LOVE to listen to a podcast by you Shane!!!

@camilleelasky537

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately the closest crumbl is like an hour away😢

@hailzb17

2 жыл бұрын

Ryland wants a big wedding though

@ivansikima7915

2 жыл бұрын

Podcast lmao anyone here remember Shane and Friends? When he did it with Jessie and his former producer I forgot her name goddamn those were the days

@VicckyP365

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivansikima7915 lol yes!! Those were my fav. It had suchhhh dark humor, I’m blanking on her name rn. I’m thinking Lauren but idk

@ivansikima7915

2 жыл бұрын

@@VicckyP365 YES LAUREN that was her name Lauren Schnipper I think thanks for the help but yea such dark messed up humour I loved it and miss it everyday

shane please make more “stupid” (they’re not stupid) hour long videos like this they’re so entertaining and i’ve been waiting all day to watch this video, i literally planned my day around it😅😅

@promhall1899

2 жыл бұрын

how’d you find about about it he dropped it out of no where…i want what secret notifs you’re getting girllll!!!

@sherylAA

2 жыл бұрын

SAME :)

@redkoifish

2 жыл бұрын

@@promhall1899 his instagram stories !!

@sherylAA

2 жыл бұрын

@@promhall1899 Instagram

@monicafaour

2 жыл бұрын

@@promhall1899 he has been telling us on his ig stories

The fact I saw Chuck E. Cheese pizza frozen for sale in grocery stores during the lockdown was wild. Kroger I think?

When you said if Chucky cheese would sponsor a dominoes commercial showed up hahaha 🤣

Rylan, just plan a party with all your friends and family. And then, "Surprise!" It's your wedding!

@leeman23664

2 жыл бұрын

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Ask them to not cut the pizza when ordering that half and half and then see what happens 😂

@laniann266

2 жыл бұрын

i think they make a lot of pizza and maybe only serve half a pizza and take the other half and save that. so I don't think they're reusing but actually saving another half and adding it to a new pizza

@Bethany0420

2 жыл бұрын

@@laniann266 sounds like reusing lol

@crabythehamster4303

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh beautiful idea

@marym1665

2 жыл бұрын

@@laniann266 That doesn't make sense. Why go through that trouble? If someone asks for half cheese, half pepperoni, they place pepperoni on half the pie then cook it.

@wrldisyours3328

2 жыл бұрын

@Laney Ann I thought about that but the single toppings were messed up too though.

I know this video is like 8 months old but my God have I missed you. You and Ryland and ur beautiful relationship mixed with hysterical jokes and conversations.

@mariyahanson

Жыл бұрын

sooooo true

@Wixney

11 ай бұрын

What? I don't think you can perceive time

someone should call and order an uncut pizza from Chuck E Cheese

I’m only 10 minutes in but I’ve just realised I’ve been grinning ear to ear the whole time, it’s like hanging out with friends :’)

@wildcathill

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!

@BeccaE

2 жыл бұрын

Yes same I’m feeling like I’m standing there with them lol dork

I think this type of content is what the world needs right now. Just a bunch of people having a good time and being hilarious while doing it. I think the pressure of these serious documentary style videos takes the joy out of being able to just make a fun video. Love this.

@anonymouskrys

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Well said

@lexjii

2 жыл бұрын

yes!! 100%!

@RosDP734

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@wildcathill

2 жыл бұрын

So true we love the goofy side of KZread

@ChickieKT

2 жыл бұрын

Loving the misogyny from here...just what we need

I’ve been watching a lot of Shane’s channel videos lately and I so appreciate how authentic he is. He is genuinely funny and genuinely himself which is admirable compared to most “influencers” quoted because I hate that word.

2:00 The Jeffree Star Mannerisms for two seconds.

To be honest, I think Chucky's should personally take Shane and his crew in to show him their pizza making process so that we can all see exactly why they are so misshaped and end it once and for all on a positive for both sides. also though, definitely make more conspiracy videos :)

@AnonOE190

2 жыл бұрын

I have a thought that it was maybe only certain chuck E cheese places...idk

@brady50429

2 жыл бұрын

3 anti gay word is all that comes to mind with Shane Dawson.

@SandiByrd

2 жыл бұрын

That is a great idea. If they have nothing to hide they should totally do it.

2 жыл бұрын

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@redkoifish

2 жыл бұрын

YES

I love that he is being avant garde like not afraid of being “cancelled” this is the best Shane.

@arianabolkameh4239

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not afraid of being cancelled because he still gets a shit ton of money and views from being problematic

@justteething8428

2 жыл бұрын

@@arianabolkameh4239 what problems has he actually caused ?

@Mid3862

2 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as canceling him

Love this but chris missed the PERFECT JOKE because there's an urgent care in the background when they're at chuck e cheese 🤣

I love how when Ryland is on the phone ordering the pizza, he is so not having Shane’s shit. 😂

Not me already shaking my head agreeing and saying same when Shane says “If you’re watching this video, YOU GET IT” 😂😂

@christalrose2683

2 жыл бұрын

No for real

I need to see Chuck E Cheese put out a video that shows them cutting the pizza to see if it still misaligns.

@jurrasicparx

2 жыл бұрын

You'd think they would have done this already, like why are the pizza from every other place normal and round and yours are not?

@ryleemusil8791

2 жыл бұрын

no literally like that whole statement made 0 sense

@jadec2775

2 жыл бұрын

You should see MatPats video on it that he made a year ago where he explains why the pizza comes out weird, it's on Food Theorist if you want to watch

I love this version of you. You e healed. And didn’t lose the humour we love ! Proud mama bear here

you should order a very strange and specific combination of toppings to which the chance that someone else had ordered it is extremely low and see how it comes out

Shane should’ve flipped the pizzas over to see if their were any burn marks that don’t match. They can put cheese and reheat it to make the pizza look new, but the underside of the pizza would still be cooked a different color than the others I think right?

@lilyjane570

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@ogfallingoverthemoon

2 жыл бұрын

That’s so smart! Now I kinda wanna try it for myself since they didn’t do it lol

@me1yeah.

2 жыл бұрын

we don’t even have chucky cheese anymore chucky ran from my state 😭

@ogfallingoverthemoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@me1yeah. how sad 😞 well, we still got plenty in California so come on over anytime… just for Chuck E lol

Until they come up with a realistic and provable explanation for why their pizza looks like that, then they shouldn’t sue you and I will continue to believe the conspiracy

@ustupid3934

2 жыл бұрын

The explanation in the video is a legitimate reason. Pizza’s aren’t supposed to be perfectly circular if it’s handmade, sometimes the base can be ruined if they’ve used yeast, sometimes it’s just the employees fault (mistakes happen in a kitchen) The cuts are even it’s just that the pizza isn’t perfectly round. Ofc it’s not going to become a perfect round circle if it wasn’t perfectly round to begin with.

@FutureBereaAlumn

2 жыл бұрын

Watch MatPat’s video.

@singingwolf8997

2 жыл бұрын

@@ustupid3934 That all makes sense, but it won't explain why only one or two slices jut out from the rest. Even if the base wasn't perfectly circular, the slices should still be able to line up in an organic way, instead of straight edges and angles not fitting anywhere. I still don't think they're recycling pre-ordered slices, but it still doesn't seem like all the slices are coming from the same pie.

@aphrodite3474

2 жыл бұрын

@@ustupid3934 with all due respect that still doesn’t make sense. and i’m not looking for a fight i just want to hear the reasons. because even if the pizza isn’t perfect or cut wrong the pieces should line up together when “squished” together. i’ve made homemade pizza wonky before and the wonky part still lines up once it squished together. same with cutting , i never can cut it symmetrically but when pushed together it lines up. so i’m just confused how it happens😂

@arumikahaven

2 жыл бұрын

Matpat from Food theory literally explained it 💀

5:46 - i thought their clock has 3 birds and 1 chicken drumstick haha

Shane's face expression when baldy was explaining simulation😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

Okay so my friend used to work at Chuck E. Cheese and he told me he knows the answer for the weird pizzas. They make several and cut them all up. Since a lot of small children go there, they usually serve slices of pizzas, so there is a lot of pizzas in the back that only have a few slices taken out. So when someone orders a whole pizza, they put the mismatched slices together and reheat it as a whole pie. So technically…. you’re right. it’s just not served out to kids and then brought back, as least at his location

@jessiec2220

2 жыл бұрын

No

2 жыл бұрын

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@tomaselgalan6944

2 жыл бұрын

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@MakeUpLikeFlo

2 жыл бұрын

Tell your friend he is a goddamn liar I worked at CEC for 3 years please.

@uhhhhokey2144

2 жыл бұрын

@@MakeUpLikeFlo people have different experiences, different places do different things… so technically hes not a liar..

Shane I know that things were awful for a long time there but I never wanted you to kill yourself and hearing that you struggled with those thoughts saddens me a lot. Please know that no one wants you gone from the world, please stay strong, things will work out💖

@natashav3442

2 жыл бұрын

Same I got severely harassed because I liked Shane furring his cancellation it was heavy

"If your watching this video.. You know." I love how right you are lol

I missed you SO MUCH SHANE! Please keep making videos!

Ryland, just start planning the wedding. Begin with making appointments with planners in CO and then it will start rolling and a date will soon be set. You really should have your wedding and reception in your backyard and you really need to hire the food trucks that you stop at all of the time for the “after party”. It would be iconic if you gave out Cumble cookies as favors.

Just imagine Shane Dawson does a tell all series with Britney Spears. So iconic that would be everything

@imjustapancake3188

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@allisoncastle

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh I’m sure she’d love him screaming at her behind the scenes like he did in the documentary about his movie. Just kidding. He only does that to people with no power.

@vildekm

2 жыл бұрын

Britney wouldn't stoop that low

@2ree534

2 жыл бұрын

@@vildekm ?

@2ree534

2 жыл бұрын

@@imjustapancake3188 unless you an Aussie, don't say nah.

When Ryland said "tight" I died 😂😂

I don't think Shane and Ryland are still together anymore, because every time they're in the same room and speaking to each other there's some underlying cringy tension in the air😬

This video was exactly what I needed today. Uncensored, unapologetic, and HILARIOUS Shane. I laughed so hard I cried. It feels like home & cozy to see you again and we miss you. Keep being you!! ❤️ So excited for the next conspiracy video!

@iheartshaneandjeffree

2 жыл бұрын

Girl same 😭🥺🖤

@st4rso

2 жыл бұрын

exactly!

@justshyy9349

2 жыл бұрын

OMG you put it best! It does feel like home🥰🥰

@emilystawinski8809

2 жыл бұрын

I feel we all needed this universally it’s been a hard day for shane fans i feel 🤣🥰❤️💕

@abc23733

2 жыл бұрын

@@iheartshaneandjeffree yy be tu b.

Uh, what? This surprised me. Shane comes out of nowhere with a video about lawsuits and us living in a simulation and all sorts of weird stuff? But it's also like, a vlog??? I wouldn't have predicted that, but, I'm sure this'll be a great video... Shane _is_ super talented. Let's see.... Must be rad to just be able to make whatever video you want and know tons of people will watch.

@theftking

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar don't uh, don't do that. Just make cool videos... The kind you would wanna watch.

@lucyponce7557

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar if shane is ur inspiration then u need to reevaluate ur life choices

“We’re gonna try NOT to get sued.” 20 minutes later: “If any pizza could get COVID, it would be Chuck E. Cheese.”

i like how right behind chucky cheese is a whole urgent care

😂😂NOT THAT 1 SECOND DISCLAIMER IN THE VIDEO THAT I HAD TO LITERALLY REWIND AND STOP AND PAUSE TO READ 😂😂😂😂

this is the shane that helped me through hella amounts of depression after coming out to nonacceptable parents. please keep making videos like this, i miss this shane! :')

his voice triggers so many memories of our childhood.. love him or hate him, we really grew up watching his videos, I’m happy to see him back.

@tarannumahmed8668

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate af

@eresrothrock4465

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@goldrush18x

Жыл бұрын

@@name63010 yet you clicked on his video and gave him a view 😂

Shane is the only KZread I be cracking up 😭 he’s just too funny for me 😂

Honestly, imagine being a guest on Shane's podcast. The things I would bring up to him and MY THEORIES. Its just surreal. A real fantasy.

@johnsefton9340

2 жыл бұрын

You should aim higher in life

@BosTumor

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnsefton9340 You should mind your own business.

can’t lie, i missed him and he rlly is a comfort youtuber for me

@viponly5372

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/l6mlmZSpdq6ogto.html hope you ain’t a kid

@rachelsutherland6486

2 жыл бұрын

@@viponly5372 I’m a kid and ur point?

@daiseighelliott

2 жыл бұрын

Literally like I know all the shit he did wasn’t okay but I grew up watching Shane and I still find him funny ffs

@jessicawaite5140

2 жыл бұрын

damn you can see past his pedophilia, zoophilia and racism ? must be nice

@viponly5372

2 жыл бұрын

@@daiseighelliott seeing him makes me gag why tf he still have a platform TO KIDS

I love the relationship Shane & Ryland have. They’ve been the target of so many disturbed toxic hateful incredibly immature hypocritical people & yet managed to not only survive it all, but thrive.

@cassie1753

2 жыл бұрын

idk to me it seems the opposite, the way shane is treating ryland in this one seems super off putting and makes me feel uncomfortable for ryland

@LilyIan

2 жыл бұрын

This!!!!

@jasmynebaez97

2 жыл бұрын

@@cassie1753 i was loooking and digging for a comment like this. I feel bad for ryland. I dont know their personal life obviously but just from this video alone ryland just looked uncomfortable every time shane talked about vaginas and flirted with chris. It made me think back to my toxic ex who would show off in front of people by putting me down or disregarding my feelings.

I AM CRYINGGG AT WORK 🤣🤣🤣 not the “HAVE A CHUCK E. DAY” 😂😂😂😂

There's not a little man controlling you, literally and metaphorically. What your brain does is automate tasks for you once you learn to do something. Your brain holds your conciousness, and it's up to you to guide your brain into automating tasks and making decisions. Free will isn't really an illusion if you think about it, you just need to know how your mind works to take full advantage of it. Side note: most of the things we do would be way harder without our brain automating it for us. Writing, reading, driving, *breathing*, it's needed for everything we do.

My son is 14 and he attempted last year. It was the scariest thing that's ever happened. Mental health is such an important subject. It would be wonderful to see you bring more awareness to the topic I know it's often a taboo subject so people don't speak about it often.

@MelindaPittser

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad he is here. I have a feeling he is a very empathetic person. Much love to your family

@gabbielogan9271

2 жыл бұрын

I hope he's doing well, as a fellow 14 year old teenage depression truly does hit hard. And fast. Just try to be there for your son, that's all he wants❤

@natashav3442

2 жыл бұрын

Wow I’m so thankful she is still here

@mohammedajmal273

2 жыл бұрын

Attempted what?

Lmao Shane dragging his feet on getting married is like how my husband was during our engagement. He proposed but then dragged his feet for 4 years when it came to booking a date. I eventually just booked an appointment at a venue, made him go, and told him we’re getting married on 9/14. We’re coming up on 8 years of marriage now and he’s said multiple times now he doesn’t know why he dragged his feet for so long. He was nervous of getting married and having everyone staring at him..but we ended up having a tornado during our ceremony and everyone had to run for cover.. so the jitters quickly dissolved once that happened 😂

@0818bsalinas

2 жыл бұрын

I think the reason and believe me I know this myself is because marriage is about two. It's hard to take that leap. I don't know about you but marriage is very serious thought maybe that's what what's going on or not this Shane we're talking about lol

@sprinkles_091

2 жыл бұрын

best wedding ever, no eyes on me but the tornado yeeees lmao im jellyXD

I’m happy for Shane and ryland. It sucks that Shane’s immature and inappropriate comments in the past are still following him. Like we all say stupid Shit when we’re young. But they should feel like the can do what ever they want for themselves and their future

SHANE!!! I NEEDED THIS FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS!! Sooo glad you’re back I remember watching the Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy video 🥹