The longer his hair, the more powerful he becomes. All hail the eldritch ephemeral rift

@ozziewildgaming

4 жыл бұрын

HE’S JESUS CHRIST!

@chiliandcornbread09

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a judge

@notsocrazytank707

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the swoop sweep swopper copter beard

@ajaxx7252

4 жыл бұрын

All hail papa rift!!

@runawayboy5654

4 жыл бұрын

His hair in the next video just becomes tentacles

If you play a Nickelback album backward, you'll hear the devil. Worse yet, play it forward and you'll hear Nickelback

@abowlofharmlessricecrispie6524

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@noname558

4 жыл бұрын

From Stevie T right?

@melvintunnesen6162

4 жыл бұрын

i dont know knickelback but it is stil a great job

@KingLamink

4 жыл бұрын

got me rolling

@UncleEbenezer77

4 жыл бұрын

@Enzo Slade i was on the shitting on Nickelback train long before it was trendy, bud. Nickelback trashing will be around long after they're no longer a "band"

My day so far: - My college profs cancelled my early morning classes - I see that ER uploads a video Now it’s time to add sleep to that list

@marlene9550

4 жыл бұрын

Ω Where is Eating?

@moby7384

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@alexsome2241

4 жыл бұрын

Marlene Pacheco eating? I thought that was banned a long time ago

@marlene9550

4 жыл бұрын

Alexsome22 I forgot I just used my time Machine to go before they banned food just lost track of time was in 4097 for a year going back to 2019 then

@shylock1885

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

Soon he will be able to create a Gandalf ASMR roleplay.

@heksen800

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please.

@Saltyaf38

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of a bad joke but very true.

@Grigoris_04

4 жыл бұрын

Chrysalis Maria Adolphus von Schwarzenfels that would be hilarious

@CrimBlack

4 жыл бұрын

Sleep, you fools!

@innovativeatavist159

4 жыл бұрын

YOU! SHALL NOT! STRESS!

*casually has a cash register at his house*

@djsloppymop6655

4 жыл бұрын

I would have went the whole video thinking those were tapes sticking out of a box had i not scrolled down. though i have had a couple.

@qwest500

4 жыл бұрын

he always has the best props

@littlegibler-deserted3664

4 жыл бұрын

Archiebo13 u don’t a a cash register at home?

@misfortune6666

4 жыл бұрын

The FBI wants to Know your location.

@LeveyHere

4 жыл бұрын

I got one a while back at a garage sale, and used it as a bank for myself. I don't have it anymore at the moment though.

This actually made me sad, it's the last record shop in the world, and he has one hour to say goodbye.

“Rest In Peace Cliff Burton”

@conradcarter7460

4 жыл бұрын

Liftmasterdoorman “everybody say hi cliff”

@SpazMatik-og4eg

3 жыл бұрын

@@conradcarter7460 *HEAVY DISTORTION BASS*

You lucky bastard I can’t get fear inoculum anywhere

@dunksterer

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god for streaming.

@jacobfall2053

4 жыл бұрын

thats good cause that album ass

@noahhuguenin

4 жыл бұрын

Well no wonder, they banned records

@coopermoro2136

4 жыл бұрын

Not missing out on much

@rvrcty9451

4 жыл бұрын

Puprle Pin damn why do people hate this album so much?

I don’t know what’s going on with the world, it’s quite frightening ER ~ 2019

@Garuda_XLI

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean quite not quiet

@Wilchy

4 жыл бұрын

M4ster Ch1cken woops

@iggystardust9236

4 жыл бұрын

This comment didn't age we- ... Actually wait, it aged perfectly.

This store. It reeks... *Of sweet, sweet nostalgia.*

@endermage77

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder, what record would most pique your interest?

@LeBum6

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I would like to know your favorite records Cthulhu.

@fellowhuman8830

4 жыл бұрын

This is nostalgia I only felt at hmv.

@thomasmoriarty04

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the Misfits collection

@No-B166

2 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu what’s up buddy

Wait, is this a prequel to all others "The --------- Man"? Cuz this seems to happen just as the new order has been established and things are still getting banned, are we watching the original man from who all clones originated?

@paulotruzzi3652

4 жыл бұрын

IT IS A PREQUEL TO ALL OTHER VIDEOS THE PLOT THICKENS

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

Your intellect is quite apparent, it seems that this is the case.

@fragzilla4531

4 жыл бұрын

Paulo Truzzi True that

@subswithnovideos-dr3ij

4 жыл бұрын

No the candy man is the original clone

@drudan8957

4 жыл бұрын

sugar has already been banned at this time. So the candy man probably exists, but the candy man was just a clone and not the original.

this makes me imagine an entire town full of ER clones. one in the record shop, the thrift shop, bakery, etc.. every single member of the town, just ER clones. 😁

@troobix_s

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine, that all of ER viewers also are ER clones.

@moby7384

4 жыл бұрын

And everyone else is sleeping cause there always ASMR-ing you

@thatonesentientbagel4043

4 жыл бұрын

Town? No no no, it's WORLD

@triggerhxppy

4 жыл бұрын

we are ER

@CaptainAries

4 жыл бұрын

@@triggerhxppy anonymous? Who need this! ER clones? Take my fucking money!

The video's lore is pretty close to what is happening here in Brazil. There's a law project that wants to prohibit some music styles and rock and metal is included.....

@CheeseburgersAndBeer

4 жыл бұрын

Metal forever \m/

@swagmund_freud6669

4 жыл бұрын

Play it LOUDER!!!!!

@judepeppers1206

4 жыл бұрын

refuse/resist

@VarsityAthlete04

4 жыл бұрын

Hip Hop?

@hsgoodgamer353

4 жыл бұрын

@@VarsityAthlete04 hip Hop too

Be prepared wohn jick asmr is coming soon

@saffron6870

4 жыл бұрын

"Wohn Jick" I hope that was intentional

@KingKonamiLive

4 жыл бұрын

@@saffron6870 yes it's a play on his name

@porkchopmcflop

4 жыл бұрын

Diesel Maniac soon after grandalf the aqua marine will be upon us

@nowayitsjohnstamos

4 жыл бұрын

“Wohn Jick” 😂

@PeterGriffin-kb2hf

4 жыл бұрын

The only issue is that John Wick doesn't talk much

I want a video were ASMR is banned so ER screams the entire video.

@doomboi3682

4 жыл бұрын

OH HELLO WELCOME TO THE AMSR

@BossVlogsLife

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is late but that made me laugh so hard thinking about it 😂

With the beard and long hair we’re gonna need a nordic viking asmr soon

@cringecrusader1971

4 жыл бұрын

Rupi im fine with him doing an hour long role play of arngeir from skyrim

@noahhuguenin

4 жыл бұрын

@@cringecrusader1971 that's the greatest idea I've ever read

"We're closing permanently :(" - ER Me: i'lL taKE YOur eNtIRe StoCK

@fellowhuman8830

4 жыл бұрын

Alright instead of storming area 51 we will storm all record shops.

Just wanna say thanks to you for helping me being able to focus whenever I'm studying, sleep when I can't, and calm me down in tough moments. I really love how you're an avid advocate for mental health as well as creative with your videos. I have ADD and it can be really hard to focus but somehow I find that your videos keep me focused on my work. I think it's because they're so entertaining but at the same time not distracting. The voice is an amazing thing when you use it creatively. Thank you for doing what you do and I sincerely hope you continue doing it.

@HowCouldJu

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the heartfelt comment. If I was uncle E then I would be touched.

@Dedicated_Loomer

4 жыл бұрын

thats very nice though it probably wouldn't exist without you

Whoever reads this comment : I wish you a very relaxed day

@pooy_green_man

4 жыл бұрын

Thx

@lio3617

4 жыл бұрын

@@pooy_green_man your welcome

@shrimpymcswimmington728

4 жыл бұрын

The *ThanK You FoR ONe HunDReD LikES GUyS* ruined it dude

@Commando0241

4 жыл бұрын

remove the thank for likes and your message will become somewhat good

@KnGz-ck4it

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks 💙

I wish there will not be any last record shop in real life. Every record shop should live long.

The Misfits have never been so relaxing.

@KermitFrogMan

4 жыл бұрын

2 D as long as it’s dead

They shut down the Ketchup Store?! Those monsters :o

@Z-Zack

4 жыл бұрын

I suspect the soup store is next. Where the hell am I gonna buy my clothes then?!?!?

@kxmode

4 жыл бұрын

@@Z-Zack I'm still trying to figure out what to put on my hotdogs?!

@MaladyKayjo

4 жыл бұрын

Z-Zack nice reference

So the only way to get everything you want, is by going to Arkham Sanatorium. Well play emporer Clemons. Well played indeed.

What the hell!? I bought reign in blood for 25$ and this guy sells it for like 5$?!

@dirx1996

4 жыл бұрын

Well the dystopian is just right ahead

@fenderjaguar2170

4 жыл бұрын

Well the Mellon Collie is actually around $100 so just think of that steal

Ride the lighting and reign in blood in the back🤘🏼

@B-Bigbawz

4 жыл бұрын

Rifts taste in metal is fucken impeccable

@snow-puppetsofficial360

4 жыл бұрын

And Mercyful Fate!

@cedarneckjams302

3 жыл бұрын

And merciful fate🤘

@brianstabile165

2 жыл бұрын

🤘

Comes for the music based ASMR Stays for the detailed Deus Ex storyline surrounding a conspiracy theory about a globalist meritocracy.

That looks an awful lot like Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie Infinite Sadness behind Ephemeral's head.

@ejayhay

4 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure it is

@mikerozell3177

4 жыл бұрын

Bradley Curry Yup, the deluxe edition poster I believe. 😉

@listentocky1

3 жыл бұрын

If only siamese dream was up there...

When he said “music is banned” a part of me died. I’m 14 and play the piano and have a beautiful upright piano from the 60s or 70s and have a whole tall shelf of records and cassette tapes and some CDs so that almost made me freak out

I love when you develop the lore of your ASMR universe! I'd really like to see you get even deeper into telling the story of the ER world. Honestly you have the tools to make one hell of a compelling ARG here. I hope you look into it, you fans would love it!!

I know this is supposed to be a nice relaxing ASMR video (and it is, don't get me wrong), but I am just enthralled by the packaging design of that new Tool album because it is absolutely phenomenal. For taking a 13 year hiatus, they sure did come back with a vengeance!

During his explanation of the “New World Order” I began thinking of what the world would be like if music became globally banned. The thought of music being taken away from myself, let alone the entire world, scares the absolute shit out of me.

@adderon7476

3 жыл бұрын

Music's always in your soul

@user-xp1mn8lq3n

2 жыл бұрын

this guy is so weird. nobody cares about how much u love music. why so dramatic?

I wish, for the record, to record that my record record collection was stolen while I was recording a record on how huge my record record collection is. That is all.

@beal728

4 жыл бұрын

I got a migraine reading this

@thelittlemrs

4 жыл бұрын

Breaking a record?

@adderon7476

3 жыл бұрын

Off the record...that's a satisfying statement

The production value on these videos is insane. It's just an asmr video but it feels like either an interactive movie or indie film. Keep up your work ER!

You have a real talent for story telling, your stories are better and more entertaining than most stories on tv not kidding

ER: Talks about new tool album Me: STOP FLEXING

Ah yes Ride The Lightning. Been blasting that album for the past 2 weeks. 🤘

Would be a cool plot twist at the end if we bought out his stock and told him our name "The music man". Like we were prepping for our black market sales after the ban

This is the dude who created the “men” the candy man, the nothing man, the Samich man

I never thought my boys of TOOL would ever be mentioned in an ASMR video, but thank you for making that dream come true

0:00 I can see Uncle E hiding Ride the Lightning and Reign in Blood behind his back. ... ... ... Is he secretly a Metalhead?

@Jamez229

4 жыл бұрын

If you've ever visited his website, he does state that he is a "diehard metalhead" in his About section.

@MitraiIIeuse

4 жыл бұрын

He literally has a video called "Doctor Thrasher"

@raffyjones5338

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jamez229 Really? Well, I haven't noticed.

@raffyjones5338

4 жыл бұрын

@@MitraiIIeuse Well, now I know what to watch

@ecco2ks

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not secretly he’s openly

Dude, Fear Innoculum??? Never thought i'd see a Tool album flashed on your channel. My favorite album of all time is Lateralus personally. Danny Carey is my #1 influence for learning the drums. Changed my life.

@eighteen-naked-cowboys

4 жыл бұрын

hes featured tool in like almost every music themed video hes done bro

@CerebralASMR

4 жыл бұрын

@@eighteen-naked-cowboys I'm relatively new to his channel and haven't seen any of his music themed vids before this one. Otherwise, It wouldn't have surprised me. I'm so influenced by Tool, and I dig Ephemeral Rift so much since I recently started watching that it was very unexpected. 🤯

Your videos really are truly amazing, thank you for uploading so often... Cannot even express how grateful I am (we all are).

I’m fairly certain this is the only KZreadr that uses his content to world build, keep it up!

0:00 "Wow, that was pretty cool" - Everyone, including me Cool that you also got Fear Inoculum! The coolest part in my opinion, is that our 2 favorite bands (I think at least) are both Pink Floyd and Tool! And The Wall is also my favorite and Undertow is my second favorite from tool!

Man, the last few minutes had me sit here with a knot in my stomach. I was so sure I'd hear a gunshot at the end :o But thanks for the additional lore :)

Over my dead body will I give up my Zeppelin records.

Judging by the music he presents in this video, I can confidently say I’d get along pretty well with ER.

i always found it funny how this feels like a segment from the rush 2112 album

I can’t get over how nice and relaxing his voice is

@shrimpymcswimmington728

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Johnny Cash is the my personal favorite, listen on the daily.

Who else loves TOOL?!?!

@shrimpymcswimmington728

4 жыл бұрын

I like box

@VarsityAthlete04

4 жыл бұрын

I like Wu Tang Clan

@carsonsmith6324

3 жыл бұрын

I like Metallica, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath,Alice in chains

@Azrael69605

3 жыл бұрын

@@carsonsmith6324 this is random but I actually have 4 records of Black Sabbath, i got Paranoid, Master Of Reality, We Sold Our Soul For Rock N Roll, and I recently got Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. Love that band, rock on man!

@carsonsmith6324

3 жыл бұрын

@@Azrael69605 hell yeah man I try to get all of the vinyls but nowadays their either too expensive or hardly make them anymore🤘🤣

stop being so intressting, when i try to go to sleep :D thx for the videos!

This is the video I’ve been waiting for

You already had me excited starting out with Tool. But I cannot believe you have the Mellon Collie vinyl man. Great taste in music.

When your hair is so long it touches the ground I am gonna start calling you "ERanpuzel"

@TheDamisen

4 жыл бұрын

Riftpunzel

@sliceofham3737

4 жыл бұрын

Puzel?

@notsocrazytank707

4 жыл бұрын

Panzerunzel

The only record I have is a cracked “Ella In Berlin: Mack The Knife”.

@davidgsings5064

4 жыл бұрын

Professor Mobius Mack the Knife is a fantastic song. Love that old jazz band sound, with the mafioso lyrics. I’ve only ever heard Bobby Darin, and Frank Sinatra’s renditions, respectively.

@DJ_Macphisto

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidgsings5064 Didn't can Dean Martin also sing it as well?

@davidgsings5064

4 жыл бұрын

DrSylvestreMatuschka it’s quite possible, many artists covered the same songs back then. I haven’t heard his take on it, if so. I’m sure it’s great if it does exist though, Dean’s a classic.

Love ending the night off with an episode of my favourite tv series.

That intro got me, Fear is probably my fav

That new Tool album is off the charts incredible

44:08 I SWEAR I could smell the old glue, ink and old book smell when that opened. My brain actually triggered that smell. Crazy.

@JuniperF

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Its a really nice smell, really brings me into a certain state of mind

You actually have Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! Amazing!

That is a beautiful edition of Mellon Collie. Thru the eyes of Ruby is one of my favourite songs ever. It has such an operatic, grandiose sound to it, I bet it sounds even better on vinyl. You can't beat a bit of classic Smashing Pumpkins.

@looooongnek407

Жыл бұрын

The 20 secs at the end of Thru the Eyes is beautiful

You have some amazing records with beautiful art

Wow, so this takes place before the dealers are formed? This is extremely cool!

it's like the last days / years before something very bad

@notsocrazytank707

4 жыл бұрын

Согласен, витает что-то в воздухе

@ChokingOnRazors

4 жыл бұрын

Ok giorno..... wait what?

@crimeman621

4 жыл бұрын

@@notsocrazytank707 МЫ РУССКИЕ

@VarsityAthlete04

4 жыл бұрын

It cant get worse...i think

Wow Uncle E, you have an amazing taste in music! I was just listening to Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and then I saw the notification. Great surprise :)

I love finding ER videos I haven't seen!

Jesus, I haven't seen ER in a while. That hair is awesome!

Can you make another video playing the native flute while it rains? Those were my favourite. Puts me right to sleep. 👌🏻

The first Record Man. Possibly the “father” of the other smugglers?

@MCSorry

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't the "father" the Candy-Man? Perhaps this is the Music-Man before the apocalypse.

@goodvibes4891

4 жыл бұрын

@@MCSorry read it again, hes saying 'first record' man, as in the first recorded / first one to do it ( i think ); as the play on words not literally

@giornogiovanna5539

4 жыл бұрын

@@MCSorry no, because the candy man talks about his creator, and this one dosnt. He talks about videos that are out all ready wondering what they will ban next. This mans the original.

that merciful fate record THOOO next to Lauryn hill YESS!!! 😍

love your majestic locks

"That was pretty cool." Well put.

Very sad how they are so slowly disappearing.

@okbraxton

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Tattoo ASMR love your content man💯

@WorkerBeesUnite

4 жыл бұрын

@Ben Welch agreed. even B&N has a huge selection of vinyls now

15:55 - god dammit, I really thought cash register was working for real, but no, ER got me again!

Oooh you got the album too! Hell yeah!

This is my favorite asmr vid in the pandemic

Mellon collie, ride the lightning and muddy waters omg that is the cherry on top

ride the lightning is so good omg

Bruh this was my fav vid by far by you

Oooh, it's only 5pm but I now want to go to bed!! 🥴🥴❤️

Your hair is so majestic. I want to cry tears of joy. I feel like I'm ascending into heaven for eternity.

All this for free??!! Thank you my man.

I like your taste in music ER. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is one of my favorite albums!!

Dude nice video and nice collection

My favorite albums from some of my favorite bands I'm crying now instead of sleeping

This makes me want to fall asleep

With all those “oh didn’t see you there” intros, im starting to think ER should do a Borderlands-like introduction cutscene (hope all the borderlands fans see this ^-^)

Red Bull: gives you wings... Mettalica: Let's you Ride The Lightning Hotel: Travigo

Your wall is really epic. Sucks my records passed through a flood.

Whoa! My hero! You disabled the beeps! The cash register is becoming one of my new favorite things 😀

the last video rental place would make for a sweet vid papa rift!!!

I know you got Eternal Atake You can’t fool me

Hello? Records stores are popping up all over the place in my city. It’s coming back, and coming back HARD. Anyways great video ER you’re a god

Dude, you look more and more like you play tuned down guitars in a doom metal band. And I like it.

Loving that Melissa LP

need another one of these videos. maybe like a street dealer after the new world order. this was always one of my favorite videos

Never thought I would find Metal and Grunge Albums Relaxing

I only watch this shit to sleep. But damn this guy is so wise.

3:08 had me wondering if my entire life was a lie and if I had been following the wrong person during the entire time I've been subscribed