“They won’t eat gluten, but they’ll eat Tide pods” I’m dead😂

@briannagendron1559

5 жыл бұрын

Write, "Contains Gluten and Dairy" Or"Includes peanut products" on the labels. That might do the trick, if idiotic people even read the ingredients. I read everything, plus I avoid certain ingredients.

“Fully functional, self aware, teenage idiots” @ me

My generation confuses me too don’t worry

@amyrawcliffe3240

6 жыл бұрын

Alicia Stewart neither do I anymore

@silvertamagachi

6 жыл бұрын

If it helps, every generation does dumb shit like this. In the 1940s it was popular to swallow live goldfish and it was a huge controversy because people were, understandably, choking to death on fucking goldfish. 90s kids would snort condoms up their nose and pull them out their mouth; they also would put ice and salt on their skin to burn themselves and put leeches on themselves. Around the 80s or 70s the fun thing was shocking yourself with electric appliances in the bathtub. Flagpole sitting was a thing, and we revived it around 2010 with planking. We used to try to smoke banana peels and play the "knife game," where you lay your hand flat on the table and try to stab between your fingers as fast as possible without lopping one off. In the 50s it was popular to cram as many people into a phone booth as possible. In the 18th century people liked to grab electric eels. In the 30s people used to have dance marathons, where they'd dance for days until they passed out (it was worse in the 1500s, where they'd dance until they died). Victorians used to soak food in brandy, set it on fire, and try to pull it out of the flames without getting too burned. They almost smoked bits of mummies. My generation has that thing where you stab someone with your fingers under the ribcage to make them pass out and huffed paint/markers/glue, not to mention the glorious cinnamon challenge. And I'm pretty sure every generation plays chicken, because of course we do. Let me reassure you, you guys aren't any dumber than the rest of us. You just have the internet to preserve your stupidity forever.

@arch4ngel

6 жыл бұрын

only like 2 kids ate tide pods

@sdee612

5 жыл бұрын

silvertamagachi I'm a 90s kid and I'm sorry but no dude the only thing with condoms we ever did was water balloons. We didnt mess with leeches either. The ice thing if you were an idiot maybe but not where I live. No clue where you came up with that weird shit but please fact check..

@shadowdawn4290

5 жыл бұрын

@@sdee612 i dont think he is referring to everysingle 90s kid just the dumbasses of that generation

Best tide pod challenge meme I've seen. "What if the tide pods are just cleaning up the people that should have been just stains to begin with"

@justiceblackwolf369

6 жыл бұрын

ViperLee 44 😂😂😂

@jessicalitteral

6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@bethel_6571

6 жыл бұрын

ViperLee 44 dddaaaammmnnn 🔥🔥🔥 roasted as hell !!

@jakobjohnson7392

5 жыл бұрын

DAAAAAAAAMN

@Wayla-dc4hg

5 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Joe needs a Netflix comedy special

@michaelareilly6234

6 жыл бұрын

pinkkat YES SOMEONE PLEASEE

@GigiTheWaitress

6 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@NJFLIPPER

6 жыл бұрын

IKR...

@karimakiki6424

6 жыл бұрын

yes

@leroyrodgers6089

6 жыл бұрын

pinkkat it's happening just wait

"JESUS YOU PEOPLE NEED TO RELAX HAVE A TIDE POD OR SOMETHING CHILL OUT!" 😂

I enjoyed your chicken and egg rant immensely.

“Why am I still talking about chickens? What the heck was I talking about? Tide pods.” -Joe Santagato

They won't eat Gluten, but they'll eat Tide Pods 😂😂 I died

*”Have a Tide Pod or something. Chill out!”* 🤣👌

@adam070madagamer2

6 жыл бұрын

Bella Pearce eat a tide pod

@2Can-Dan

6 жыл бұрын

Ha! Exactly what I was gonna comment! 😂😂

"They won't eat gluten, but they'll eat Tide Pods"... hahaha... love it, Joe...

"You bet your ass i wont little timmy!!" 😂😂💀💀

Tide just needs to add the disclaimer that says “ contains gluten” and then maybe kids these days will stay away.

@someonedifferent4116

6 жыл бұрын

Ashley DeCoopman imagine that’s what did it. 🤔

@BruceS42

6 жыл бұрын

"Not sustainably harvested" "This is not a Fair Trade product" Lots of possibilities here.

@LadyCourtney

6 жыл бұрын

😂

@berrylmangezi3258

6 жыл бұрын

or maybe "contains vagetables"

@FerventLotus

6 жыл бұрын

Made with aborted chicken fetuses.

*"Have a Tidepod or something. Chill out!"* My new catch phrase for angry people.

@quentincasort9640

6 жыл бұрын

shut your whole

@mihavodnik9396

6 жыл бұрын

candiigurl7893 same!

@rookymarvell420

6 жыл бұрын

can use that LOL?

@maop7267

6 жыл бұрын

chill out this is just a tide ad

@BriEva13

6 жыл бұрын

Lazytownfan99 wow kid listen to me. That little voice saying no body will care is lying it's ass off. There are people who will care. Who's lives they can't see without you in them. Could be family. Could be friends. But someone out there depends on you. They NEED you, you're needed and wanted.

Joe Santagato... The one of few with common knowledge.

@caz7408

6 жыл бұрын

Yuvraj Saini he thinks the eggs we buy in supermarkets are chicken babies tho

@justycestubblefield6942

6 жыл бұрын

Cara McColgan it’s basically eating eating chicken jizz in a shell

@justycestubblefield6942

6 жыл бұрын

Cara McColgan and yeah they are basically

@robertl248

4 жыл бұрын

But he said the eggs that we buy are baby chickens.

@robertl248

4 жыл бұрын

@@justycestubblefield6942 How that egg would never have become a baby chick. Chickens lay eggs without being impregnated when to give birth they actually need to be impregnated. That is nowhere near the same thing.

“There is no nice way of stealing someones baby... and then eating it.” Joe Santagato, 2018

The forbidden fruit 😂

@tavantehill9001

6 жыл бұрын

Chakaylag sauce*

@fugly_fetus

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

Please upload more... I need your videos in my life!

@erikacontreras7991

6 жыл бұрын

ValentinaAnthouli u just barely found out bout joe

@moviegirlaka

6 жыл бұрын

ValentinaAnthouli 😘😘😘😘😘😘

@ESCValentina

6 жыл бұрын

Erika Contreras and how you could possibly know that?

@tginactive

6 жыл бұрын

He has a second channel called Extra Joe. :)

@ESCValentina

6 жыл бұрын

Tiffany Gray Music yeah i know but he hasn't uploaded a new video for 3 weeks on that channel

0:19 Joe u sure their fully functional? I don't think so

@ayahlahlou9406

5 жыл бұрын

*they're

Please run for president in 2020! lmao

@briannagendron1559

5 жыл бұрын

Yasss, plz do.

@w1975b

5 жыл бұрын

you could vote for Andrew Yang, he's offering $1,000/month universal basic income...no joke

@heatherbeverage2550

5 жыл бұрын

Ha

@Sinder_Primagen

4 жыл бұрын

Its 2020!!!!

@creeper3580

3 жыл бұрын

Bitch guess what time it is that's right its the end of the world time

*_Who Would Win_* *A highly complex human digestive system **_vs_** One tasty-looking poddy **_boi_*

@jordyjtx4293

6 жыл бұрын

Bob McCoy lmao your a funny one

@jordyjtx4293

6 жыл бұрын

jordy jtx YOU'RE*

@Misterdreak

6 жыл бұрын

Bob McCoy A tide ad

@dravidbrown7072

6 жыл бұрын

Bob McCoy tasty looking poddy

@magicsquirrel5394

6 жыл бұрын

U got that from dank doodle memes or somethings

Let natural selection take its course

@fugly_fetus

6 жыл бұрын

Chrome swag4428 amen

@Gman-lb5uk

6 жыл бұрын

Natural selection is a great thing

@Random_Chiroptera

6 жыл бұрын

Chrome swag4428 Like I said, should make a Liquid Lye challenge. That should accelerate the process.

I wish Joe would go back to this type of format along with those games he plays with his family.

Sup.

@kalebaelfire647

3 жыл бұрын

Sup.

@kalebaelfire647

3 жыл бұрын

@@dante6055 up.S

@whotfisjeffrey

3 жыл бұрын

NO

@lonely.toaster

3 жыл бұрын

.spU

this is a TIDE ad

@isaac10231

6 жыл бұрын

logan kerr I mean, technically it kinda is.

@TheGalacticWest

6 жыл бұрын

Has anyone realized that tide has disabled comments on their KZread vids. Especially the Super Bowl one.

@jessicahamelin8452

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA I love this comment

joe i fucking love you 😭😭

natural selection at its finest!

PLEASE POST MORE OFTEN I LOVE THIS

"Have a tide pod or something. Chill out" LOL

“Have a tide pod or something chill out” 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

@reformedbear1479

6 жыл бұрын

Santi B that line killed me lol

@carlaswords

6 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment before he said it and I still died laughing Lmfao

@htimsylla

6 жыл бұрын

Santi B 😂😂😂😂

@poeticmeditationsbyyaffa

6 жыл бұрын

Santi B best line ever!

How did the tidepod challenge ever start? Did someone say "i wonder if this tidepod has a flavor..."

@quintonb9626

4 жыл бұрын

it started with the idea that the blue colour chemicals was sticking to people's routes making a florescent blue and well then people started to swallow

I love these videos sooo much please never stop making them

2:12 so true, "They won't eat gluten, but they'll eat a Tide Pod." I am 17 and when I first heard of this, the first thought in my head was, "Isn't it basically the same as drinking bleach."

@Kdkreig

6 жыл бұрын

When I heard about the tide pod challenge all I could think about was "let them eat them. Let natural selection take it's course. Weed out the idiots who think it's cool to eat laundry soap." All in the hopes that our generation will look smarter after all this goes down and the smart ones survive. No need to explain to a high school kid that they're literally eating poison unless they're that stupid.

@texmex8220

6 жыл бұрын

I feel for these kids i really do. But this is Darwinism at its finest

@jacobgibson4139

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

"She didn't give birth on your couch" 😂😂😂😂😂

Finally someone is making a video about these issues

The fact that your in my subscriptions from years ago! I love that you’re the same person on KZread from years ago, you just brought my childhood back, always dying laughing at your videos!

Have a tide pod or something, chill out! lmfao. You have true comedic ability, I swear!

@vStewT

6 жыл бұрын

lmfao 😂

"Fully functional teenager" Wait Joe, you lost me there.

@ThatGuyNamedJoe

6 жыл бұрын

Arturo Aldana yeah, those don't exist! *says a teenager*

Joe, thank you for this. Honestly.

The kids aren’t alright

@haleyblazek8031

5 жыл бұрын

That song is a bop^

Going insane? Kids have been insane since the first time someone dabbed.

"Fully Functional Teenager" Uh Joe obviously they aren't fully functional

@greenkoolaidguyplays1945

6 жыл бұрын

It was just a joke no ones really eating tide pods. Except for Glozell what disappointment. Only people benefiting from this is tide with all the money they're getting

4:49 😭😭

Gotta love old school Joe. 12.23.20 Merry Christmas 🎅

Just imagine walking into a bathroom, just any bathroom, and seeing a person chugging down soap.

He should been like "subscribe to my tide pod-- I mean podcast" 😂😂

@jakebarnhill586

6 жыл бұрын

Ben tidepodcast

3 years later, and kids have delved unimaginably deep into the whole of stupidity in the name of clout

Omg this is one of my favs so far 😂

are we not going to talk about his dope uncle rico shirt

@SweevosWife325

6 жыл бұрын

Hey I'm had Yuuuuuusssss!!!

Yes, I can confirm that the kids are going insane. - a concerned teenager

THANK YOU JOE FOR PUTTING THIS ON THE INTERNET FOR THOSE WHOSE VOICE CANT REACH BUT IN THEIR OWN VICINITY!!!!

Love all your videos! They always make me laugh 😂 you inspired us to start our channel

A kid in my class ate a tide pod and gave some to his friends. He did it as a joke but the school took it so seriously. After him and his friends bit into them at lunch he got suspended... we all made tide pod jokes when he came back.

@harry5353

6 жыл бұрын

Anyone who eats tide pods deserve to be Ill. Natural selection at its finest. These idiots are the future generation.

@fatehraj_m

6 жыл бұрын

Charles Darwin may not have been so wrong after all

@TheCubby131

6 жыл бұрын

AnxiousTrash N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N

@andrewjoya1440

6 жыл бұрын

ProudPapaJD He said ISS (Indoor School Suspension) not ISIS.

@piyushbajaj8355

6 жыл бұрын

These kids should be given shoutout on world mental health day

At least we know the TidePods aren't killing any brain cells.. because for that to happen you'd actually need some to start with LOL

@MarshyDitch

6 жыл бұрын

martine haha that actually cracked me up

@greenkoolaidguyplays1945

6 жыл бұрын

It was just a joke no ones really eating tide pods. Except for Glozell what disappointment. Only people benefiting from this is tide with all the money they're getting

@MarshyDitch

6 жыл бұрын

GreenKoolaidGuy Plays no it’s not just a joke. Throughout the entire world there has been 80 cases of people actually eating tide pods and 6 of those cases are repeated eating of tide pods

@TDYT103

6 жыл бұрын

GreenKoolaidGuy Plays Its actually bad for their business (tide) considering the fact that they have to stop this from happening. If they don't it could be really bad

Oh my Joe! Absolutely hysterical! Thank you x1million for this 😂😂

I showed my mother this video. She thought you were really funny and that this was the greatest video she’s ever watched. Keep making videos because you make many people laugh! Favourite channel by far

My generation confuses me as well man.

@kimbertucker9946

6 жыл бұрын

rapidmon the awesome me too I have lost faith in them

@Anti-HyperLink

6 жыл бұрын

rapidmon the awesome GUMMYMON!

@rapidmontheawesome6343

6 жыл бұрын

Anti-HyperLink wow

I’m not ashamed to say that his videos give me life 😂

You are HILARIOUS. Seriously, I look forward to your videos every week.

4:57 it’s a baby!😂

Stormy?.... I almost named my horse that lol

@briannac3810

6 жыл бұрын

Brittanyw 181725 nooo ew not stormy... it’s stormi! a lot cuter

@randompie6793

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty awkward name for an actual human being

@Kristen242008

6 жыл бұрын

My son's middle name is Storm. Stormi is WAY better than North West.....

@onestepawai3894

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

This gonna be good It was fucking great 😂

@sundeemorris1027

6 жыл бұрын

It sure the fuk was... Wont eat gluten but'll eat tide pods...fkin dead!

And this my friends is why I listen to ccr and love the good old days!

Thank you Joe someone had to say it glad it was you

The 9 kids that disliked the video eat tide pods

The Tide Pod thing started as a joke. Like "oh these look like fruit/candy lol" And then Gen Z got a hold of it and started ACTUALLY EATING THEM LIKE THE HEATHENS THEY ARE

@max-alma8737

6 жыл бұрын

Rigel W we’re literally the Gen that’s wants to die so badly (We also are the Gen with the highest rate of depression but like oh well)

@duckduck2337

6 жыл бұрын

Depression is dumb, you're just a little bitch if u have it

@AmplifydeGamer

6 жыл бұрын

No it is the GEN with the highest need for Attention not depression over 90% of this shit stain GEN is saying they are depressed to be acknowledged in some way. Also the other Dip shit that replied duck duck needs to get off his daddys trust fund, depression is a real mental disorder that people cant help.

@duckduck2337

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not rich, btw rich people are actually more depressed which makes no sense. Depression is for really stupid people who eant attention

My favorite videos are ALWAYS just random rants. I prefer them to the lists personally! ❤️😂😂

Loved it dude! 😂

Only person I enjoy listening to rants from, is Joe lmao they are so entertaining

Joe santagato the funniest person on the internet why not expand your fan base and become a COMEDIAN

@kireysimmons1920

6 жыл бұрын

LazerBeam X99 he's actually working to become one and he loves comedy but it's difficult

@Scarride3005

6 жыл бұрын

He is really funny I like another KZreadr called triggeredtro too he’s hilarious

@ericcl5313

6 жыл бұрын

Yanise Berry Tro and santagato are great!

@maximefilion8793

6 жыл бұрын

I was litterally going into the comments to ask if he did stand up lol. His videos are already bits of their own, he would be great

@iamillasfuck

6 жыл бұрын

he's really not funny you've a terrible sense of humor

Here’s a video idea. Joe reacts to conspiracy theories 🤔👌🏼

@johnwalker518

3 жыл бұрын

Still relevant

@cherleighmoore4124

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaass

I completely forgot about this channel. I use to watch this all the time years ago. Funniest KZreadr out here! Congrats on ur channel growth Joe I knew u were gonna blow up!

"North, South, Saint, Florence, whatever" 😂

*Eat Peas, Not Pods!*

@TheTrixie1115

6 жыл бұрын

Kenzi Bat *no thanks!*

i’m watching this 2 years after it was posted and omg the memories. future people past 2020 remember when corona was a thing lol

i swear every video is gold lmao

"What the hell was I saying? .... TIDE PODS!"

“Yo dude lets skip fifth period and head to the bathroom and chug all the handsoap it’ll be sick” Joe: the fuck Me im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

great work keep it up!! laughed my ass off u r entertaining

Lol! I can't breathe. Joe is savage!!

This... is a tide ad

Your videos give me life

THAAAAAAAAAANK YOU!

Love you bro

4:42 i love how you say 'baby' XD baby

😂😂 this video got me cracking up!! He said my mom would put me in the wash and crank it up full blast.. 😂😂

You hit the nail right on the head here 😂😂

Ayyye joe, you got on the trending page

The forbidden snack

How the hell did we get from tide pods to Kylie Jenner's baby?😂

@duckduck2337

6 жыл бұрын

He wants kylie to make a tide pod lip kit for her baby

@Phantom-pr3gw

6 жыл бұрын

duck duck - that's fucking awesome

@duckduck2337

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@ghostgirl2708

6 жыл бұрын

My thought is Kris Jenner snacked on tide pods during her pregnancies hence most of her kids are not all there.

I love him so much

Joe never fails me 😂❤️

Dude chicken eggs are unfertilized, it's not chicken babies. I support chickens living happy little chicken lives. But nevertheless, another great video!

@nerissaalmeida4473

6 жыл бұрын

stxrfish they're chicken periods LMFAOOO

@moejoejoe

6 жыл бұрын

Hasnolife Playstudyeatsleep ...what do you think a period is?

@amp4578

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Thompson Oh no, should we tell him or just let him find out?

@GeezItsGee

6 жыл бұрын

Hasnolife Playstudyeatsleep even worse, it's actually a hens placenta😂

@bbqbiscuit

6 жыл бұрын

Glenna or E-B no, not really, the placenta is a mammalian thing. Eggs (for eating) are different completely, they’re just unfertilized and provide no value or stimulation to the hen other than the natural instinctive idea that MAYBE a chick will be born. But I think the closest definition would be like... ovulation and then preconception? Like a period but also not at all. Unfertilized eggs have a completely different internal structure than fertilized eggs. I spend too much time on the internet please send help

*have a tide pod or something chill out*

@livinginvancouverbc2247

6 жыл бұрын

Good, clean fun! Let's see who can fart the biggest bubble!

@moviegirlaka

6 жыл бұрын

erin l.x 😖

@ddog2549

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like.. Okaaaay Joe 😂

@raquelotero259

6 жыл бұрын

LivingInVancouverBC 😂😂😂😂😂

@rastaman7523

6 жыл бұрын

Pod cast

YOUR SHIRT IS EVERYTHING!!😂👌

All I have 2 say is u r one of the funniest people out there n I could watch ur videos all day 😂

Who could dislike a Joe video

@HealsCreations

6 жыл бұрын

The kids eating Tide Pods.

@blt4life112

6 жыл бұрын

Me. Does that offend you or something?

@Daddy-db5nd

6 жыл бұрын

BLT4LIFE 😒 very offended

He should make a Tide Podcast

@todzphan

6 жыл бұрын

Koreaboo XDDDDDDD

@starrytwilight9540

6 жыл бұрын

Koreaboo Booooooo! XD

@Rain-Man915

6 жыл бұрын

Koreaboo you should leave now.

@steampog

6 жыл бұрын

Just. No.

@sarahmillard3712

6 жыл бұрын

Slowly applauding your cleverness.

This video gave me LIFE!!!!

That moment you are impatient AF. so you go back over all of joe's videos to make sure you didn't miss any.