"its been a rough fucking week" ~He says in the middle of a Tuesday😂

@ReddCloud19

6 жыл бұрын

《PattiRose》 right?😂 perfect😭😂

@jadencraig9432

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao truuuuu

@iikingii6071

6 жыл бұрын

《PattiRose》 mondays are pretty rough

@malcolmforsythe6440

6 жыл бұрын

If he's had a rough week and it's only Tuesday.. ...look out Saturday.....he'll be drinking gallons of bourbon by then 😂😂

@gigib.354

6 жыл бұрын

Thats how you know is really a rough week 😂

I feel like you need a grandpa pipe to really complete the ensemble

@spookshowbabymua

6 жыл бұрын

100SmilesAway totally agree. A nice Sherlock.

@TropicalPlaties

6 жыл бұрын

Think he should get some fire wood first lol. Haha I had to mention it.

@madssaucexx5250

6 жыл бұрын

I like that you call it a grandpa pipe 👍

@nm541

6 жыл бұрын

100SmilesAway and a better mic

@Navarro21_

6 жыл бұрын

Also needs to check his pocket watch from time to time 😂

Still can't get over that fireplace

@christopherlocks8009

6 жыл бұрын

Why is he grabbing his foot

@duckduck2337

6 жыл бұрын

It's cold

@cr98-

6 жыл бұрын

duck duck chickens

@noahpegasus8898

6 жыл бұрын

Nara V. And I thought I was the only one!

@melissamiller1831

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Lmao “get some rest you sleepy b****” gotta love it!

I lost it when he said it wasn't even a real book and tossed it! I was so convinced

GATHER ROUND KIDS, PAPA JASE HAS A STORY TO TELL.

@homelessmeme1075

6 жыл бұрын

Tiger Foam PAPA BLESS

@ThePurpleChiby

6 жыл бұрын

Savage

@achillesthespartan7845

6 жыл бұрын

It was totally Jace, he stole my name I will have my revenge

@overkillzoverkillz5349

6 жыл бұрын

I’m Jace

@achillesthespartan7845

6 жыл бұрын

Jace Crawford I'm Jace

pleeeeaaaaseeee make this is a series

@Wayla-dc4hg

5 жыл бұрын

YES! I would love to hear more stories!!

@sea_triscuit7980

4 жыл бұрын

Im so disappointed he didn't

@mathewfisher9

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssssssss

@UnknownHero_MarthFDS

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed 👍

@georgevavoulis4758

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Joe ,please make it a series

Anyone else loved how Keith told Joe to calm down at the end?

@DarthVader1273

6 жыл бұрын

Amanda Lovatsis Even if it wasn’t Keith, it was still hilarious 😂

@scaredcatproductions2273

4 жыл бұрын

@@amandalovatsis nope it was Keith

@scaredcatproductions2273

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Lovatsis I never said it wasn’t funny, 100% was Keith tho

@scaredcatproductions2273

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Lovatsis Keith’s voice is more high pitched then Tomas

@scaredcatproductions2273

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Lovatsis anyway there’s not much we can do with this conversation anyway, all we can do is agree to disagree like you said

"Been a rough fucking week." Yea you're not the only one😞😂

@ericmills2932

6 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck same😂

@lowdwhit

6 жыл бұрын

Joshina Cashhh You know that’s a laughing emoji?

@joshinacashhh5216

6 жыл бұрын

lowdwhit yea i know what it is. I put it there

I’m just mad I didn’t have someone like Joe in my life to tell me bedtime stories as a kid.....

@janetmad777

6 жыл бұрын

Kaitlin Kal Lee im just mad he won't come tell me a bed time story right now, I'll be happy to have him in my bedroom anytime 😂😉 to tell me a bed time story of course 😜

@KaitlinKalLee

6 жыл бұрын

Janet Madrid 😆😆😆💀 . Literally laughing out loud.

“CALM DOWN” “NO I’M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN” Same

The fkn laptop in the fireplace playing a video of a fire.. LOL

Literally laughed before the video started because I saw a laptop simulating a fire in the fireplace 😂💀

Me, typing before even finishing watching the video: “THAT IS SO FAKE AND G...” *Joe explains the fake fire* Me: Ok ok... *deletes comment*

@bennettfriesen33

6 жыл бұрын

Typing before you even started I guess...

@melaniemarcano2643

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@AquaX_o

6 жыл бұрын

lol

The original story starts with the three bears taking a walk to let their food cool off and in the original telling, yes they ate goldilocks, the moral of the story was not to go into strangers homes even if tempted cause bad stuff is going to happen to you lol

@JimmyValmer88

6 жыл бұрын

Donn Testa they waited for it to cool off? Jeez how cold does the mama bear like it?

@earlschanzoff5014

5 жыл бұрын

Bro then what would be funny. he's making fun of it stop ruining the video

@bentennyson2615

4 жыл бұрын

James Hetfeels mama bear: it’s not cold enough let me get subzero captain cold and killer frost to cook it down real quick Daddy bear: but it’s already c- Mama bear: NO ITS NOT HRIRIRORORORRJSJSKSISHDIEJS

been a tough fuckin week

@asaphamparbin9634

6 жыл бұрын

Gracie Mingus I

@Carter-dv4hz

6 жыл бұрын

Capitalization is too difficult for some people.

@noahpegasus8898

6 жыл бұрын

Rough*

Thats Not Even A Real Fire! How Gay!

@Sam-du6dj

6 жыл бұрын

Polar and ho fake

I love how violent he is towards the story omg I love it. I never thought of how stupid the story actually is😂😂

I think to complete his look, Joe needs a pair of plaid slippers.

@aceofheartzxaver1366

3 жыл бұрын

And a pipe

@georgevavoulis4758

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

In some versions she is eaten :) lol

@raicky20

6 жыл бұрын

Glad to know

@SebastianHalfpenny

6 жыл бұрын

Ginger Mikulskis Well they at least get another meal in return!

@BlueRyuu246

6 жыл бұрын

Like the Revolting Rhymes

@TinyCloud90

5 жыл бұрын

i guess it got censured that's why they cut it there 😂😂😂😂

@Wayla-dc4hg

5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for someone to say it 😂😂😂

“IM NOT GONNA CALM DOWN” my mood

Did you notice that the fire was a laptop before he mentioned something. I didn't.

@strengththroughcinema

6 жыл бұрын

Cyborg Lion Nope XD

@emmanuelmerryfield3253

6 жыл бұрын

I did and was getting excited to share it in the comments till he pointed it out.lol

@MichaelRobison

6 жыл бұрын

Me neither lol

@des9323

6 жыл бұрын

I did and knew someone would be pointing it out in the comments and then Joe talked about it. 😂😂

@KhaosKati

6 жыл бұрын

Nah

"Not my 3rd or 4th either ,.Its been a rough week" actually fellon the floor laughing, just got back from the ER, almost broke my wrist totally worth it!!!!!

Please make this a thing with more fairytales

In the original German version Goldilocks gets eaten.

@aleksandrakulik975

6 жыл бұрын

RFMulJr yes! I was waiting for someone to comment that. The German ones all have fucked up endings...

@lmd9552

6 жыл бұрын

andrew vanorden are you fucking serious

@rabsi1234

6 жыл бұрын

I’m German and I can tell you why we have “fucked up” endings because that were the fairytales back then which the Grimm brothers collected and wrote down. Then they were brought to the rest of Europe just as they were but also to the US because of its (German) immigrants. Later there was a man called Walter Disney who rewrote the stories with a happy ending because they seemed to be too brutal. So there’s that

@jamiejones3665

6 жыл бұрын

Rabea Barth yes :)! Exactly

@TheBuuurnz

6 жыл бұрын

Nearly every popular fairy tail has a very grim original tail

Lol Keith in the back saying calm down

U shouldn’t have said anything about the fireplace it would have made it 10x funnier

I think joe should make more like this cause I'm laughing so hard 😂😂

Next Video: little red riding hood

@vidamatus8454

6 жыл бұрын

Zak 7865 Y E S

@nickilover1231

6 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that it's basically the same story with different motives and a wolf instead of bears😂😂

Sweet.... Storytime with Joe. Where’s the ‘Old Man’ slippers??? 😂😂

@plasticbag5308

6 жыл бұрын

FIRST

@johnnytenerife4726

6 жыл бұрын

How do you write something so long and still be first

But who the fuk eats ketchup with porridge!??!

@the-og-cerealkiller

5 жыл бұрын

tyemaddog He doesn't even know what porridge is so..

@iceloppy173

5 жыл бұрын

He doesnt know what porridge is

How’d you forget ur name ? Lmaooo

@MsMoe2007

6 жыл бұрын

Tomei F. 5 glasses of bourbon

@user-ri1yd1tk9f

6 жыл бұрын

It’s Joe we’re talking about

@katiegiles4729

6 жыл бұрын

Drunk lol

@DragonG4ming

5 жыл бұрын

What’s actually funny is when he called himself Jayse, I laughed my ass off cause that’s my name

@patricksandifer8033

5 жыл бұрын

Shit happens bro

*BEWARE JASE HAS BEEN HAVING A BAD WEEK*

@lazydooddec7804

6 жыл бұрын

CardinalGaming I don’t need your life story… I really don’t care. Bye

@hidingman3578

6 жыл бұрын

CardinalGaming lmao

@valsings49

6 жыл бұрын

CardinalGaming how the fuck do you quietly scream

@DragonG4ming

6 жыл бұрын

Valerie Woods like you’re whispering but you’re kinda overreacting and it looks like you’re screaming

@hidingman3578

6 жыл бұрын

Valerie Woods You move your mouth in the manner that you were screaming, but you're whispering.

Aye make a series called 'You Had One F*ckin Job'

@Sarah-et8kg

6 жыл бұрын

omg that would be amazing

@deashyahardy455

6 жыл бұрын

+You Yaasss

Is it bad that I didn’t notice the fire was on a computer until he said something

@snobunni4808

6 жыл бұрын

GrrrMondays69 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Wayla-dc4hg

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt either😂😂

@s.nifrum4580

4 жыл бұрын

GrrrMondays69 I thought it was an electric fireplace

YESSS I'm so glad you made another one of these. Please make this a series it's amazing

I’m in love with this pls do more

@kenealex9965

6 жыл бұрын

bellabieber09 I agree awesome new series

@elibrabo1238

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@shyshy333.

6 жыл бұрын

Yes please do more of these!!

@Ben2D

6 жыл бұрын

1000th like ;)

6:03"I'm not gonna calm down!" (2)😂😂

I love this Story Time... make it a series Joe please

Sorry to hear you had a rough week, hope next week is better for you! My week was rough too and I thank you for making your videos. They allow me to take a few minutes out of my day, not think about anything and just laugh. You make your point funny, but it's true, that story is so messed up! 😂

"NO IM NOT GONNA CALM DOWN! Some one's gotta teach these kids." 😂love it

In the original versions of the story, "Goldilocks" is an old woman, and in one version the bears impale her on a steeple. I think Joe will be greatly satisfied by this. X3

@mikeb.379

6 жыл бұрын

they what now

@LEAGUE_OF_GAMEZ

6 жыл бұрын

😱 What sick version of Goldilocks is this? All children stories and movies have very dark past.

@sarayahclark4511

6 жыл бұрын

Damn 👏🏽

@colton1239

6 жыл бұрын

These are the grimm brothers stories, where fairy tales like goldilocks and things like that originate from, they are a lot better but actually very fucking vivid, :)

@colton1239

6 жыл бұрын

Bigshell 1998 it's the original goldilocks

“She sees the bears, she says FUCK, and she’s out.”

I'm so happy you brought this series to your main channel! Please keep them coming! 😊

LMAOO I really thought he was reading from the book

😂😂😂😂 "well there's nothing written in this fuckin thing"

@ddog2549

6 жыл бұрын

Colby McCombs 😂👏

PLEASE POST MORE OFTEN I LOVE THIS

Joe you have to make more videos like this. I love the idea of this as a series

*That fire is lit af*

@sarzib3246

6 жыл бұрын

Batman nice one batman Dad. Nice one...

@CASS-yd4xk

6 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥

Please make this a series 😩😭👏🏽

@scarab4856

6 жыл бұрын

BabyKae Your profile picture looks weird at first glance

@miguelsuarez2482

6 жыл бұрын

BabyKae totally agree

@myfavworkouts

6 жыл бұрын

I agree. Doo all fairytales and stories. 😂

This is my favourite video of his. I come back to watch it all the time

*I love how this video is just joe having an existential crisis over a fictional character*

I have a feeling that the fire is fake.... Just me?

@BlueRyuu246

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah the fire on the laptop is real.

@Mason-tb4gp

6 жыл бұрын

Sinate Maraiwai no idea what you’re talking bout bud gotta go see someone for that

@thesmiletribeofficial4706

6 жыл бұрын

Blue Ryuu just you bro. All good over here. 100% legit man

@IK-st2ee

6 жыл бұрын

Sinate Maraiwai I think you're hallucinating... I see a waterfall..

I love how he’s not even reading from an actual book

@adolfshitler3559

6 жыл бұрын

GiaSimoneMusic whats that on his knee? Im only on like the 1st minute so he might explain but yeah its a book

@adolfshitler3559

6 жыл бұрын

GiaSimoneMusic ahh nevermind i just saw him toss it

Please do more of these!!! Loved it. 😂

We need more story time man!!! Make this a series!!

Jace is very good at story telling.

"Been a rough fucking week" i died all ready😂😂😂💯💯

'Where is the ketchup' 🤣 It's always the little things with Joe

this video is truly a gift from the heavens please do more story time

'Its a fucking rough week..." Probably is since its in a Tuesday....

@elisa-bi9xd

6 жыл бұрын

The Lil Cactus SPN much or am i losing it

funniest human I've ever watched

@brettdimas01

6 жыл бұрын

Allyson JoAnna Cutest alien I have ever seen

@Rizerr96

6 жыл бұрын

Watch Cody Ko. Him and Joe follow eachother. Cody funny af.

@AllysonJoAnna

6 жыл бұрын

omg i will

@AtenaHena

6 жыл бұрын

yea...charlie is way funnier than him

@savanaangel9718

6 жыл бұрын

watch shane dawson and that statement might change

Best version of that story! Please do more! ❤️😎

Hey man, it’d be easier to watch video series if they were in a playlist. You’re one of my favorites and I love binge watching this channel. ✌🏻

Goldilocks Walking threw the forest and oh there’s Logan Paul making fun of a dead body

@authenticallyme6585

6 жыл бұрын

P Diddy too soon 😂😂😂 smh

@TheCheLives

6 жыл бұрын

:0

@r20_se_chips31

6 жыл бұрын

Broken !!!!

@tthomas2348

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jw3302

6 жыл бұрын

Through*

The laptop in the fireplace is killing me😂

@lexispeaks5585

6 жыл бұрын

Lola Bolarianista dude and the candles above are so classy. Then there's the laptop.....

the very first video i watched from Joe and i have been loving him ever since.

So funny we need more of these!!

This is exactly the kind of content I signed up for

Joe deserves to have more subs the Logan Paul

@Sasu123456789x1

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@radioactive_baby0706

6 жыл бұрын

Preach

@TKinfinity01

6 жыл бұрын

But cant we just take Logan Pauls's subscribers and PUSH them over here?!

@toxicstyles4083

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly, y'all deserves more subscribers than Logan Paul, heck even I deserve more subscribers than Logan Paul

@TKinfinity01

6 жыл бұрын

Pepper You make a very good point. I never really thoight about Logans Childish demographic. They can stay where they are then. Lol

Druken Joe reading us a story. I could definitely live with this 😂😍👏🏽

Good story teller, I'd listen to more of these 😄😄💕

*T H E R E W A S N O T H I N G I N T H E B O O K*

@Mason-tb4gp

6 жыл бұрын

Mimi Wharms its an old photo album

@mimiw-harms9848

6 жыл бұрын

I know. But i was so convinced

@janayware6127

6 жыл бұрын

I peeped that too! 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

@duckduck2337

6 жыл бұрын

Oh lookie we got ourselves a Sherlock Holmes here

@RedHeadNed

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it’s an Ipad

Goldilocks: An American crime story

Haha, I hope you do more of these. I laughed so hard 😂

Joe PLEASE do more story time videos 😂🙌🏻

We want longer videos, Joe... Please. 😄

your laptop is on fire

@lexispeaks5585

6 жыл бұрын

Charlie Manuel oh hey it is. Would ya look at that.

@elkinshiner5066

6 жыл бұрын

LEXI T-REXI I read your comment in Joe's voice.

You gotta do more of these😂😂

He doesn’t have enough subscribers as he deserves, this man is hilarious! Specifically love this segment, keep this up!!

I wish you posted more joe

@sicfxmusic

6 жыл бұрын

Watch old videos. Or watch new videos if you're a time traveller.

Joe, you should start a mystery series! Talk about unsolved cases and whatnot.

@ReddCloud19

6 жыл бұрын

Hazar Younis omg yes😂

I actually googled "Goldie Cocks And The Three Bi Bears", but it said "0 results found".

@bentennyson2615

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Pegasus terminated

Do more of these Jase!

Somebody touch my spaghet !!!

who else just saw the fireplace before he even mentioned it and started dying of laughter

I would love this to be a series!

Definitely do more of these

The fake book kills me 😂

@Mason-tb4gp

6 жыл бұрын

Ali Kunnaman its a photo album

@chelleygirl11

6 жыл бұрын

same lmao

@alifloth8961

6 жыл бұрын

my bad

"Been a rough fuckin week"

@bonsenyusuf7073

6 жыл бұрын

Cosmik Journie N I relate so much

Great video before bed. You just read me a bedtime story Joe thanks man

Please do more videos like this one!!! It is sooooo funny and i was laughing the whole time 😂👌🏻

"Somebody toucha my spaghett!" Yelled the Papa Bear.

SHE TOUCHA DA PORRIDGE

Joe, please bring back Story Time. This shit is dope.

Do more of these!! So funny

I just wanna sit next to your fire place and feel the warm fire coming from your laptop screen

@bribri3147

6 жыл бұрын

Hanna Bee thanks

She was sponsored by the third bed

@rosadolevy123

6 жыл бұрын

Baby bear must’ve had a purple mattress lmao you’ve seen the ads on KZread lmao

I LOVE Story Time with Joe!!!

THIS WAS THE FIRST JOE VIDEO I WATCHED AND IVE LOVED HIS STUFF SINCE, COME BACK JOEEE I STILL WATCH THE OTHER CHANNEL THO