Joe thinking someone broke into his apartment and responding with "Hello" is every white person in a horror movie ever

@jennaalyssa2203

6 жыл бұрын

Katie so damn true 😂😂😂

@opi_is_me1576

6 жыл бұрын

As a white person, I can totally confirm this is true haha.

@byrellebrass7387

6 жыл бұрын

Not for naught but Im black as shit and I have personally walked into my apartment ( the door was wide open when I got home) and my first words were... fuck whos here?

@Honeybearsphone

6 жыл бұрын

Not Even Going To Act Fazed that would be my first response, "who the fuck is in here" as I'm looking to beat there shit down

@byrellebrass7387

6 жыл бұрын

Chuck Phillips I mean fuck yea like youre scared out of your mind, you dont wanna just Beat the shit out of the first figure you see it could be anyone! Im not the only one with the key to my apartment and even then Ive got a landlord who just walks in whenever. Whatever lmao I was freaked tf out.

"Hello?" How did you think a burglar would respond?? "Oh it's just me. I'm just taking some things. No biggie go back to bed."

@ruiz1632

6 жыл бұрын

Alexis Merrill Lmao! Joe was probably doing an impression of a white teen in a horror movie 😂

@byrellebrass7387

6 жыл бұрын

Alexis Merrill this joke never gets old evem after 15 years of being repeated every single time any scary movie comes out

@sammack4870

6 жыл бұрын

Also let me slam the door shut on the way in.

@wowtown6014

6 жыл бұрын

Joe: hello? Burglar: In the kitchen! Want a sandwich? Btw thanks for the tv Joe: NO prob. Oh don't forget the remote!

Put "travle" on a shirt I'll so buy it

@cbcat747

6 жыл бұрын

Victoria Almeida me too

@Hayhayz_pawzz

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, me three!😄

@BbyKae

6 жыл бұрын

Please do it Joe 😂

@thestartinglinerules

6 жыл бұрын

I would buy that too lol

@Daniela-so5qq

6 жыл бұрын

fuck yessss

All these other youtubers be making beef with each other, joe be out here making beef with a book XD

The word inconvenience is a little inconvenient.

@jennaalyssa2203

6 жыл бұрын

Aloha SnackBar i said the same thing

@skateywatey

6 жыл бұрын

WE ALL SAID THE SAME THING

@lucilliastreusvogel

6 жыл бұрын

Though warden cone veiny ants is alley tall Lincoln veiny ant

@OriginalAcefanatic

6 жыл бұрын

Aloha SnackBar ba,ha,ha,ha! I thought the Same thing!!

@TheLegend2T

6 жыл бұрын

I was just about to make that joke

did this guy just memorize the fuckin story then pretend to read it

@lpforever6273

6 жыл бұрын

Copyright is a bitch?

"Got flamed by a book" ffs 😂

@scarab4856

6 жыл бұрын

rawa Dumbass

"Today we're reading: Hansel And This Fire's Getting Out Of Hand."

“Happily ever after?!? Sir, your kids are fucked for life” 💀😂 exactly what I was thinking! 😂

Anybody else notice the book is an empty photo album 😂😂

@GhettoTownPhatBoy

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao. I was wondering if anybody caught that too.

@jessicaedmonds9406

6 жыл бұрын

I noticed as well...so he memorized this whole diatribe.

@aubrysuber1935

6 жыл бұрын

I busted out laughing sdo hard when i seen it

@ljyanz231

6 жыл бұрын

saw it too 😂😂

@aileenclaudio8601

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao so happy I wasn't the only one to see that

Wife #1 GONE Wife #2 Dead This CAN’T be a coincidences

@marcusengdahl6062

6 жыл бұрын

a coincidences

@sea_triscuit7980

6 жыл бұрын

What an inconvenience

@DeetsterB

6 жыл бұрын

Twigga Finga24 🤣🤣

@Sebastian-wz1wh

6 жыл бұрын

You know too much😈👻🔪

@samgibson13

6 жыл бұрын

coincidences

aM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT JOES NOT HOLDING/READING A BOOK BUT HES "READING" A PHOTO ALBUM. HOWS HE READING THE STORY AHHAHA

@shannon6526

6 жыл бұрын

omg lmao

@dramaqueen10141

6 жыл бұрын

leanne harb your smart

@gener9410

6 жыл бұрын

Lol I just noticed that and I had to search the comments to see if I was the only one ahahaha

@kerikeeney6195

6 жыл бұрын

If you watched his main channel, he says he just read the story online before hand lol

@grosebud4721

6 жыл бұрын

leanne harb his phone. Probably from the internet

😂shots fired by Merriam webster

i love how joe pretended to read from a binder with nothing in it

@melissapeterson1298

6 жыл бұрын

Fiona S I thought I was the only one that noticed that. Clear blank pages. Lolol

@RawritsCori

6 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced that he memorized the story.

@sarahw4031

6 жыл бұрын

I was hoping I wasn't the only one that caught that! Hahaha

@jontedb

6 жыл бұрын

I was just going to reply that seeing the blank pages made the story so much better! Joe is the MAN.

@tabathadirubio

6 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one who noticed. 😂

I laughed so hard when Joe said “So basically, I got flamed by a book.”

New serie idea: BEDTIME WITH JOE!!!!! (You read bedtime stories for kids and comment your thoughts about them at the same time)

@lyreen0410

6 жыл бұрын

Gato Martinez yeaaaa. I really love how he comments on these things!!! Do some more with disney princesses you know, like how Mulan actually lost the war and how cinderella fell in love with a random guy he met in the woods, or ariel who died at the end of a supposedly happy story

Plot twist: the witch was the step-mom.

@starfirec6736

6 жыл бұрын

ItsChizzle I was totally thinking that😂😂

@alexsantoro597

6 жыл бұрын

ItsChizzle more like Sweeney todds wife

Everytime he says "Hello!?" In his scared voice, I'm in tears 😂

@Misszx14

6 жыл бұрын

LaNeal Kasprowicz Start the #HelloJo movement 😂😂😂😂

Webster needs to “travle” and take a hike. Smart ass book 🙄😂

@poomanfromtarget6045

6 жыл бұрын

That was awful.

@spekboomgt7154

6 жыл бұрын

Awfel...

@itschelseakay

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Didn’t realize I got so many thumbs up on that god awful pun 😅 That’s funny. I’m a cheesy person. I find joy in puns more than I think is normal.

can we get the original cinderella next? that one is pretty messed up too .

joe please for the love of christ make a reading childhood stories series omfg i think it would be awesome lmfao

@stabletocity3976

6 жыл бұрын

Victoria yes!

@racheloriuwa2084

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@deejayguppy6087

Жыл бұрын

Victoria, you have summoned Business Joe!

@dixiedubonnet4410

Ай бұрын

Yes, we need you to do this!!!!

*LMFAO "hello??" Like white people in horror movies, lol!!!! 😂😄😂😄*

I love how your “story book” is just an empty photo album that you’re pretending to read from 😂

I actually did break into your house .... You didn't say HELLO loud enough ..... I would of answered ....

@DustWarmonger

6 жыл бұрын

English is not my native language but isn't it actually "would've" as in "would have" no grammar nazzy, just curious

@aslanhilliard8349

6 жыл бұрын

Silvester Krill yes

please make you telling story's a thing!

@amemooress6291

6 жыл бұрын

yessssssssssssss

@mq7011

6 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@dalesboobie

6 жыл бұрын

Yes please!!

Can we have more story times with joe? 😂😂

"This bitch is a gangster."

@ianbeeman6234

6 жыл бұрын

Shani Peleg read your comment as that part happened. Made it so much more funny

@Shellegify

6 жыл бұрын

Ian Beeman Nice 😂

*please make storytime a series, please, please, please!*

Joe we do want a shirt with your face on it! What are you talking about😂

@justarhum1320

6 жыл бұрын

but not like realistic like the picture of you has to be cartoony kinda.. idk

@bencombe2320

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Stewart His face with a speech bubble that says "Travle" and then "Idiots of the Internet" written on the bottom

@justarhum1320

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Combe LOOL that's hilarious I would buy it

@ashleyketchum7843

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Combe and then him saying Hello?! 😂😂

@bencombe2320

6 жыл бұрын

Ash Ketchum that's just what we say when we wear it lol

“Hello?!” 😂😂😂

Im dead at this storytime, never thought I'd laugh so hard listening to Hansel and Gretel 😂😂😂

I live in NY too (Long Island) and the wind scared me so bad this morning bc it kept banging my doors open and shut

@charmainethomas1615

6 жыл бұрын

Michelle Elizabeth Lawn guy land lol

@davidbatista1347

6 жыл бұрын

Michelle Elizabeth what part I used to live in Brentwood

so you're saying we should get rid of the word inconvenience because it is "inconvenient" to spell.

@sydneyschwab4414

6 жыл бұрын

Pikman107 lmao 😂😂😂

@mnnm8266

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. 😌

This guy is one of the only people I actually laugh at in youtube

That moment when joe is reading a empty binder

Hey joe! I study German literature at university and you should definitely do more of these Grimm fairytales, German fairytales are dark as fuck and down right confusing

I love that the binder is full of empty sleeves of plastic👏👏👏👏👏👏

joes thought when he was supposedly getting robbed: *jeez what should i say to scare them i have gun, no i know* HELLO!?

I'm dead lmao never heard this story told better. You should do the grimm brothers stories!!!

I like how you can clearly see that there's no story in that book whatsoever..

Best story teller I've ever heard in my life.

@andreabrozek2585

6 жыл бұрын

Put out a book of Joe's version of classic children's stories.

did anyone notice the book he was reading had nothing in it?????

“This bitch is a gangster” 😂😂 I’m dead!

Another hilarious video by Joe. 😂. Yes we need more story times. 👍🏻

dude I would buy a hoodie with Keith's face I swear to god

I wish Joe read one of the originals where the kids eat the cooked corpse of the witch and live off the fatttatheland

I need more of this..love your story time.

LIVING for story time with Joe!! This needs to be a thing!! 😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

joe should do more story times like this lol

@LoeysAeri

6 жыл бұрын

Methusha Ravi it should be a segment on his regular channel.

This is probably one of your best videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omfg this HAS to be a new bit!! I loved this crazy ass story!! You have to do another one!

no words in that binder

This dude just made up a story on the spot 👌🏼😂😂

@canadianguy8661

6 жыл бұрын

Savanah Sun .....

@pattygw

6 жыл бұрын

Savanah Sun it’s actually a fairytale, look up Hansel and Gretel book ☺️

@stabletocity3976

6 жыл бұрын

Actually no...

Also um.... Why are you reading a "story" out of an empty photo album?🤣🤣 love it.🤘🤘

I love this story time! Need more of that

Thanks Joe for all your videos they always make me laugh on even the worst of days!

I don't know anyone who tells stories as good as you do. Keep doing what you're doing, Im dying 😂

Webster's dictionary is savage. 😂😂😂

More story time please!! That was epic! I showed this to all my friends :)

"Hello?!?" CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I absolutely love you my God. Joe you just have a way with words

Inappropriate.... this word is my nemesis ughhhhh!!!!

@jenniferphillips4496

6 жыл бұрын

Anniesa Ghanny "definitely".....didnt start spelling this word right until auto correct was invented! Lol

@bethel_6571

6 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Phillips I still don't spell that one right, even with autocorrect 😂

I love this story time!!! Please do more.

Videos like these deserve a love button

The "book" he was reading was empty

You should do more story time

“Hellooo”! 😂😂😂

We need so many more of this story time segment.

Your purple walls are everything! ❤️🤣

Lmfao! Love how your first reaction to someone breaking in was to say “hello?” Like a bitch lol. I would have done the same thing if not worse like piss or shit myself lol. I love the story time and the critique of the shitty story too lol.

Finally merchandise that I have been waiting for

Been looking forward to your video this week! Well, every week. Love you Joe!

Liked this video at 0:41 😂😂😂

@dianeylara9756

6 жыл бұрын

1:31 when you already know about the spelling bee " travle"

Love The Merch

Yes!!! More stories please! You da bomb! 😍🙌

Literally this video is so hilarious. Story time was great. one of my favorites 😂

you need to make a shirt with you and Keith on it. A LOT of people would buy it.

I'm really into this story time thing. It's pretty great.

I love joe he’s like the dad we all need

I reached a whole new level of love for joe in this video

this vlog is dope. the hats are dope. you're dope. im buyin that shit

Honestly the dad hat w the red X looks like Chris Browns album X lol

I love this! Watched it twice!!! Please make this a thing!!!

Had to stop the video multiple times so I could just laugh it out. Joe my man!!!!

Joe is so funny and cool. Why doesn't he have more subs?

@TwizzTasty

6 жыл бұрын

Azaria Khan this is his second channel

@azarianelson936

6 жыл бұрын

Manuel Martinez I know, I meant on both channels

Been waiting for this video since i saw ig

Please do more of these storytimes. It was the best.

Please make story time a permanent recurring thing I need this

Almost broke my neck clicking on this

@Running976

6 жыл бұрын

Catrine vaz what obstacles were between your phone and you???

@Skadongle

6 жыл бұрын

Alexis Merrill maybe she is disabled from the neck down and had to throw her neck to click the video. EVER THINK OF THAT NO YOU DIDNT THATS RIGHT

@sabrinagarcia4238

6 жыл бұрын

Did you click the video with your neck

@Running976

6 жыл бұрын

Alpacalypse ok I could buy that... how did she have the precision to click the video?

I WAS IN A SPELLING BEE IN 5TH GRADE TOO I MISSPELLED APRICOT JOE YOU'RE NOT ALONE

this is one of the funniest videos Joe’s ever made 😂😂😂😂😂i love him sm 😂❤️

Joe, you don't fail to make me feel better when I need it. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼GOOD SHIT.

The question I have is where the fuck is Joe reading all that shit, clearly there are no sheets of paper in that folder

How about a nice video on your main channel

Thank you Joe really needed to laugh tonight ✌🏻

Oh my god couldn't sleep saw the new video and just woke my husband up from me laughing! Oh course he had to watch too! Thank you! Love your sense of humor!

Is it just me or is there no words in the story book? :O

Joe's ranting again! Lol best part of the day

You are a beast of roasting stories like this.

Joe keep making these analysis of children's stories! It was hilarious!!😂😂