Imagine the IRS fighting its way through hordes of mutants just to tax your bottlecaps during the Apocalypse

@Fourtytwo4242

2 жыл бұрын

who do you think ran the enclave?

@GOF-pk9mg

2 жыл бұрын

Tfw it costs more in bullets to kill the mutants than to not tax you

@hotlinerevachol5436

2 жыл бұрын

thats the ncr for you

@fikrifahrizal482

2 жыл бұрын

well you need worry more about the mutant that they attract along the way to you

@benjaminbarraza8972

2 жыл бұрын

They would most likely also tax the mutants

Imagine an alternate Fallout game where the Enclave is actually just the IRS.

@bajoneao

3 жыл бұрын

So thats where the 510 years of salary come from to pay for a mark ii powered combat armor

@MizanurRahman-os3wd

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pISmsNaxga7LnZs.html

@Bjorn308

3 жыл бұрын

That would be one Fallout game where I don't want to join the Enclave then... a first to be sure since their power armor is the coolest.

@kauske

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bjorn308 IDK, even the Joker is scared of the IRS. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eWlquMmsfMmxiZc.html I don't think you'd' have a chance of defeating them, so you might as well join the winning team.

@average.yt.commenter609

3 жыл бұрын

It would make a whole lot more sense

i love how the IRS has a detailed plan on how to tax an economy that wont exist.

@123stevehead

2 жыл бұрын

just imagine surviving a zombie apocalypse and while hiding in a camp some helicopter comes down and people in suits come out of it saying "it's time to pay your taxes"

@epiclolito8226

2 жыл бұрын

personally if the IRS came to me for my tax money during the apocalypse I think I’d just open fire

@neowolf09

Жыл бұрын

@@epiclolito8226 that's exactly why they're stocking up on ammunition now. They're ready to kill to keep their power too. Welcome to the beginning of the 4th turning.

@rustyshackleford1508

Жыл бұрын

@@epiclolito8226 Hell I'd open fire now

@CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar

Жыл бұрын

You're thinking about a nuclear exchange between Russia and the US. Think about one between the US and North Korea. The USA would be fucked but the economy would exist. This plan is useful in that context. Also in case of a biological event or a small enough meteor strike.

Imagine someone is so sick of the corrupt system that they initiate nuclear armageddon, hide in a bunker for decades just to come back out to the goddamned IRS like “you’ve got 40 years of income tax to catch up on buckaroo”

@Jacob_Overby

2 жыл бұрын

Right?! They'll be the ones knocking on the bunker door .. "YOU HAVE TAXES TO PAY!"

@ryanpiercy3390

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jacob_Overby if you have any nukes left......... you missed a spot ;p

@neowolf09

Жыл бұрын

they are now arming themselves and stocking up on ammo.

@mroversteer3739

Жыл бұрын

I’d just off myself right there. If the last season of TMNT 2012 where the world gets infected with mutagen won’t stop them mfs, than nothing will 😭

@WeedCop

Жыл бұрын

"Did you pay your excise tax on that machine gun?"

Doomsday: *happens* IRS: "Oh no....anyway taxes"

@davidty2006

3 жыл бұрын

The guys who got guns just to survive: Ok heres my taxes in bullets.

@Willyz_l

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidty2006 stupid of you to think the IRS don’t have a backup plan for that.

@BrowncoatInABox

3 жыл бұрын

Sly clarkson joke I aprove

@gamevoid3684

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you gotta have money to rebuild the US

@gamevoid3684

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakedpotato_1396 I mean do you want to live in a wasteland where you'll die by some radioactive creature or radiation posining or just live in the US

Imagine surviving the total annihilation of humaity just to be taxed again

@riku3716

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine tax funded rescue services or military showing up to evacuate you from hard hit area, providing emergency supplies for you to survive and policing things so your share of those supplies doesn't get stolen at knifepoint and organizing things in general with some authority and preparedness to maintain some sense of a civilization etc.

@dbclass4075

3 жыл бұрын

@@riku3716 Except in apocalypse situation, even those couldn't function effectively, or at least not as efficient as pre-apocalypse. Even so, IRS will have a struggle of collecting taxes of $0, when 20% of $0 is still $0.

@lonestarr1490

3 жыл бұрын

@@riku3716 Yeah, because even after doomsday the whole funding and buying stuff for money thing will work out exactly the same way as before. Throwing money at stuff will always keep on resolving issues, right?

@seneca983

3 жыл бұрын

Well, wouldn't you be rather bummed if the government defaulted on your T-bills and T-notes just because of a mere doomsday?

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

@@riku3716 There likely won't be any businesses

I imagine "Tax Collector" being the most-dangerous job in any post apocalyptic world.

@romancatholicgameing

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's going to be hard to collect taxes when: • the economy no longer exists • governments are gone • there are zombies/robots/radiation/radioactive zombie robots everywhere • people fire their guns at anything and anyone • nobody will pay taxes bcuz there are no longer laws to prevent them • there is no clear method of payment anymore. money is no longer valuable.

@alperakyuz9702

Жыл бұрын

I doubt it. Even after the end, you don't fuck with the IRS.

@hx5525

Жыл бұрын

@@alperakyuz9702 What are they going to do? Send in the already collapsed authorities? Or are they going to bring us to court Lmao

@coppertones7093

Жыл бұрын

@@alperakyuz9702 sounds like an incredible time to fuck with the irs

@zippityzbrake

Жыл бұрын

​@@coppertones7093 imagine all the weapons the us military has that we don't know about that the IRS would be using

“Everyone I know is dead.” IRS: “Sorry about all that, but that doesn’t excuse you from having to pay taxes.”

@jeremydale4548

Жыл бұрын

The moral police: You are under arrest for being a heartless idiot

@jeremydale4548

Жыл бұрын

The IRS collector not the survivor

@planescaped

11 ай бұрын

My job doesn't exist anymore, I haven't been paid in months, there's no food, no water, no- Imma let ya finish, but first I need you to pay me.

The IRS would be the worst Fallout faction.

@tatianadashkova2143

3 жыл бұрын

Or the best, nothing in between

@johndowell6028

3 жыл бұрын

But the first time you miss filing for Tax Day, hoooooo boy! If a nuclear arsenal couldn't stop them, what makes you think you have a chance?

@caltheuntitled8021

3 жыл бұрын

So their basically the mafia? Pay them off and they don’t attack you?

@swisscheeseneutral6820

3 жыл бұрын

@Embelm12 nobody beats the Republic of Dave

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

@Embelm12 No, they would just take your caps and say that keeping your life safe and stable is for other departments to handle.

The world: Literally ends The IRS: *Hippity hoppity, your caps are now my property*

@martymcflyy6775

3 жыл бұрын

Nice fallout reference

@scottyj6226

3 жыл бұрын

A tiskit, a taskit, put the lotion in the basket.

@GRBtutorials

3 жыл бұрын

@@Efendi_ The IRS: Hippity hoppity we pity your small gun. *Brings battle tank*

@YataTheFifteenth

3 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity my mini nuke gives pity

@ryanpiercy3390

3 жыл бұрын

@@GRBtutorials *Lights the thermite he buried where the tank now is*

I’d like to imagine a man arguing over the phone over how the apocalypse has lowered his houses property value due to “hazardous conditions”

The image of a single IRS employee fist fighting a deathclaw to collect our pre war money is always going to be funny to me

@bobbychews

5 ай бұрын

And winning 😨

@Attaxalotl

4 ай бұрын

They'd win

@uncanny3637

Ай бұрын

Nah, they'll win

@Nameguy2

Ай бұрын

@@uncanny3637 why are you still here after like two years?

Man, IRS has one hell of a union. Even when the world ends and hell freezes over, IRS employees must still have a job

@frocco7125

3 жыл бұрын

Solidarity forever, for the union makes us strong.

@markeos7753

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t have a job if I don’t pay taxes

@OceanLily

3 жыл бұрын

@@markeos7753 Pay...Collect either way we get our money in the end.

@Cacowninja

3 жыл бұрын

@@OceanLily What do you mean we?

@LoveKeepsGiving

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cacowninja That person obviously works for the IRS.

It’s as Ben Franklin said: the only things in life that are certain are death, taxes, and bad jokes in HAI videos

@MizanurRahman-os3wd

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pISmsNaxga7LnZs.html

@jur4x

3 жыл бұрын

There is another one certain thing. Roasting of Newark airport in aviation related HAI videos.

@farhanramadhan2962

3 жыл бұрын

the bad jokes are used too much that it's actually just exhausting now

@CinemaDemocratica

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Franklin: The answer to the question, "How debauched do you have to be, to get thrown out of France for fucking?"

@mikeksp9177

3 жыл бұрын

The only joke here is my life

Im writing my thesis on business continuity for public health services and I must say you did a good job on making continuity plans sound much cooler and more interesting than they seem to be for most of the people I work with…

The saying "you can never escape taxes" Is actually real

@bconroy328

Жыл бұрын

In the beginning it was the US. After the war and in the reminats It was the New california republic... all i know is that: Taxes... Taxes never chage

@TheRepublicOfUngeria

4 ай бұрын

You really can't: all societies throughout history establish and maintain a sense of political hierarchy through taxation. You can also call it "tribute" if you wish, and whatever you are taxed in gains additional use value as tender for such tribute. This is actually how gold and silver probably gained most of its historical value: to a bumbling goatfucking tribesman, gold and silver are pretty, shiny novelties that have little use value beyond that frivolity. But when a warlord conquers your tribe and demands that you pay them a mass of that pretty, shiny novelty, or they will start lopping off appendages and sending you to the mines, gold and silver suddenly seems particularly valuable to your tribe.

Dammit, my plans to evade taxes after doomsday have been foiled

@MizanurRahman-os3wd

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pISmsNaxga7LnZs.html

@serg9320

3 жыл бұрын

When you don't like paying taxes, so you send an intercontinental thermonuclear weapon of mass destruction barreling full speed towards the national capital but they tax you anyways

@tech-hilfeportal6611

3 жыл бұрын

@@MizanurRahman-os3wd how is that relevant

@plushyname2559

3 жыл бұрын

@@tech-hilfeportal6611 hes prob just tryna get views on a vid

@tech-hilfeportal6611

3 жыл бұрын

@@plushyname2559 it's a good way to get alot of dislikes I'll tell you that much

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS, no thank you”

@omarghalab8017

3 жыл бұрын

He learned from al capone don't mess with the IRS.

@ej-1030

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@the-pink-hacker

2 жыл бұрын

He can’t go to Arkham if he does not pay taxes.

@loganhebert7475

2 жыл бұрын

At this point, they mightve actually killed john mcafee and I am believing that wack ass conspiracy theory

The IRS really take Franklin's "nothing is certain except death and taxes" thing to heart

The first version of this plan that I've heard of was in the Eisenhower administration. When the IRS started to present it, Ike cut the IRS off and said something like, "Listen, after a nuclear war anyone still alive will be grubbing for worms!"

Next episode: The IRS plan to claim unpaid taxes in the afterlife

@huchung9886

3 жыл бұрын

That’s just an inheritance tax

@Fred_the_1996

3 жыл бұрын

@@huchung9886 LMAO

@3bydacreekside

3 жыл бұрын

That's what ouija boards were created for

@theprotester5171

3 жыл бұрын

Guess what? Those taxes fund all the activities in heaven

@tatotaytoman5934

3 жыл бұрын

ur dead, pay $300.00 death tax

The fact that this title isn't a joke scares me...

@MizanurRahman-os3wd

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pISmsNaxga7LnZs.html

@Yingalingadingdong

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a joke after the AACLT

@sesboks

3 жыл бұрын

The scary bit to me is that we are kinda sorta living one of the doomsday scenario, and everyone is pretty much like "eh, fuck it"

@handlemonium

3 жыл бұрын

Hm.......20% sales tax still seems better than a 20% income tax. Still a COUP on my wallet either way though.

@djstudios6594

3 жыл бұрын

Not the wii thing

I like the fact that the IRS is looking at an aviation sectional to determine alternate locations if Atlanta doesn’t work out. Seriously. I’m not trolling. I think it’s great. You rock, Half as Interesting!

Imagine getting overrunned by a hordes of Zombies and barely surviving, but then you saw a glimps of hope, you see a UH-60 alongside a AH-1 escorting it, a glimpse of relieve is in your mind because now, you're gonna survive, then a Man in a Suit approuch you escorted by US Marines, and he proceeds to say "Good day sir, we're from the IRS and we're here because your tax is in due for 3 years now, and we're here to collect it"

And this is why ladies and gentlemen, even the Joker is terrified of the IRS. He's crazy enough to take on Batman, but IRS? Nooooo thank you!

@alanetchetto8908

3 жыл бұрын

Omg i was waiting for that reference. He even let out a scream when he realize that he owned money to the IRS

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear ra

@justsomerobotickrabwithint9326

3 жыл бұрын

@ AxxL I’m not ra but I’ll tell you your comments are more annoying than that 1 kid that always asks question every 5 seconds

@alw2839

3 жыл бұрын

Batman has mercy. The IRS on the other hand.

@karamjeetkaur1474

3 жыл бұрын

even batman is terrified of the IRS

This would be a an excellent premise for a comedic/drama post-apocalyptic TV series. The adventures of a team of IRS employees attempting to tax the survivors of some society-ending catastrophe.

@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg

2 жыл бұрын

That would be quite funny you're right.

@maryzmijski6087

2 жыл бұрын

I could see Steve Carell doing that, bring on Bill Burr, Samuel L Jackson, and Woody Harrelson and we got a classic

@helenwrong6363

2 жыл бұрын

They meet the doomsday guy and he has set traps for the “zombie IRS fuckers” because he just had a hunch that that would be a problem so they have to try to avoid the traps to get to him lmao

@katanah3195

2 жыл бұрын

"The bombs have fallen and wartime is over... now it's... Tax Time!" Watch a group of IRS employees travel through the ruins of America, attempting to tax the survivors and keep themselves and the taxes collected safe! Tune in this April, to "Tax Time"!

@mrpayday7055

2 жыл бұрын

It would be even more hilarious if the IRS agents where all somewhat scrawny trying to go through the wasteland collecting taxes.

What an actual pleasure it would be to meet an irs agent on doomsday.

@planescaped

11 ай бұрын

Real 'I've always wanted to do this' moment. >__>

Fun fact: Just as they can audit you ...you can audit them. Also....it's cute how the IRS thinks it would be relevant or even think they'd have actual authority after a worst case scenario.

@CeoMacNCheese

Жыл бұрын

Guns are the authority. You give them your harvest you produced and they protect you with guns. If you don’t they take all of your food and farmland

@overboss9599

Жыл бұрын

@@CeoMacNCheese we're americans jack, we have more guns then people, and once they get a taste for federal blood, they will never be controllable again.

@thesatelliteslickers907

Жыл бұрын

they would kinda have to be. without the irs then any ability of the us government to actually do shit is gone since they need funds or whatever in order to do that function. without the irs the entire government would fall apart and so being able to keep their opperations going even if everything else goes to shit

@pugasaurusrex8253

Жыл бұрын

@@CeoMacNCheese Good thing I only work with explosives

@rustyshackleford1508

11 ай бұрын

@@CeoMacNCheese You must be a european or something. You don't seem to realize that we ALL have guns. More than the IRS.

I’d say the IRS is the closest thing to the SCP foundation that we have. Well, they at least have the same amount of contingency plans for the end of the world.

@1mol831

3 жыл бұрын

Xd, at least it’s restrictive to 1 country. We just need to capitulate the USA and have other countries annex it to remove the irs

@kimarna

3 жыл бұрын

SCP-2271

@pathologicalliar8728

3 жыл бұрын

@@1mol831 fun fact its not! if you are a US citizen they will find you.

@1mol831

3 жыл бұрын

@@pathologicalliar8728 Unfortunately I'm not, I'd rather be a north korean citizen than a US citizen.

@A_mando1911

3 жыл бұрын

@@1mol831 everyone pays taxes no matter who you are

That bit about "ridiculous things like roads and healthcare" would've been a lot funnier if my tax dollars actually went to those things and not to drone striking middle eastern kids

@andrewgreeb916

2 жыл бұрын

It would be more acceptable to be paying for drone strikes that also kill innocents along with the intended target, if they'd stop using our tax money as hush money for their child molestation.

@mouseblackcat5263

2 жыл бұрын

And American kids :/

@awsomer76

2 жыл бұрын

oh boy time to commit war crimes again

@mouseblackcat5263

2 жыл бұрын

@@awsomer76 Be Gae, Do War Crimez. O.o

@Kehwanna

2 жыл бұрын

You gotta consider that your taxes are funding the means that can usher in an apocalyptic event such as nuclear war, biohazard, or environmental hazard since so many countries fund polluting industries via tax revenue. So! That post apocalyptic war is going to need more funding! That means we DEFINITELY won't see that money going to emergency healthcare and repairing destroyed infrastructure.

Imagine seeing the world fall apart around you, and then getting a call from your IRS job saying, "Yeah, we need you to come in today"

Man we are so lucky to have someone as cool as Sam to help us. Thank you so so very much.

when one of the characters in your acronym stands for ANOTHER acronym, you've gone too far

@drewstaser9726

3 жыл бұрын

IHTVM RNKISDT SMBTSMM That's what my new IRS acronym

@grangermontag1824

3 жыл бұрын

*initialism

@matt309

3 жыл бұрын

@@grangermontag1824 no

@kotakotik22

3 жыл бұрын

What about acronym in acronym in acronym

@WilliumBobCole

3 жыл бұрын

@@kotakotik22 my GOD man have you lost your mind?!

*America destroying itself* The Government: I sleep *Some dude didn't give his money in time* The Government: Real Shit

@omaygot5331

2 жыл бұрын

The government: *REAL SHIT*

@ortherner

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@novastar6112

2 жыл бұрын

Some LOWER/MIDDLE-CLASS dude

@2milehighlife52

2 жыл бұрын

Hey man don't forget to report your illegal income

@ryang2573

2 жыл бұрын

Governments are just the biggest Mafia in a region. We, who live under their thumbs, have told ourselves various lies to make this truth more comfortable. This is why people get so bent out shape whenever governments show their true nature and shatter this delusion. You, me, and everyone else reading this are cattle. We exist to provide resources to the violence cartel that controls our region. This is why its so funny to me that people are so surprised that the IRS has so many contingencies. It's like cattle thinking they might be spared slaughter if only the local slaughter house burns down.

you better believe i’m joining irs after doomsday. the look on the survivors faces will be priceless when i go to collect their taxes

@Cacowninja

Жыл бұрын

You won't get to look very long they'd shoot you. Yeah I know you'd have guns of your own, but try getting mass compliance like old times when people are just struggling to survive now. Not worth it.

Im gonna hire the ferryman and collect the IRS's souls.

@syed--2023

Жыл бұрын

The IRS will collect taxes from the ferryman.

"Why on Earth did you attack president Kimball?" "He tried to make me pay taxes." "Understandable."

@sethott2770

2 жыл бұрын

Beat me to the punch

@flipthegrid8809

2 жыл бұрын

Russian badger?

@HK-pq7pe

Жыл бұрын

Based house

@kornelkalksztajn3883

Жыл бұрын

​​@@flipthegrid8809 Clanky, but I understand why you thought so

@sundancetitan5675

Жыл бұрын

@@flipthegrid8809no it’s from fallout new Vegas

Fallout: Tax Evasion Fallout: 76% wealth tax Fallout: New Panama Fallout: 4 million dollars in unclaimed income

@freakymoejoe2

3 жыл бұрын

When the vertibirds start rolling in, but it's not the enclave

@raresmuntean257

2 жыл бұрын

@@freakymoejoe2 where would the vertibirds come from if I evaded the taxes? With what money?

@freakymoejoe2

2 жыл бұрын

@@raresmuntean257 from whoever didnt evade their taxes

@raresmuntean257

2 жыл бұрын

@@freakymoejoe2 bold of you to assume there would be so much people left

@freakymoejoe2

2 жыл бұрын

@@raresmuntean257 the IRS will find a way. They'll tax rocks if they have to

I can just imagine an IRS employee hugging their plush calculators while they drift off to sleep.

If a guy walks up to my bunker looking for my missing payments I’m introducing him to my handy dandy 12 gauge

"Taxes are spent on education, roads, and healthcare." You sure about that last one?

@tylerpeterson4726

3 жыл бұрын

Medicare and medicaid are enormous government programs. We just forget about them because most people on the internet aren't poor or elderly

@flakgun153

3 жыл бұрын

The government already pays for 65% of people's healthcare

@willotter4503

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@chickenn.waffles1558

3 жыл бұрын

@@willotter4503 Nah

@KikogamerJ2

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylerpeterson4726 depends on where you live if you live like most people in yt America then your taxes are used to fund the military

So everyone else is gonna get cool new jobs like headhunter, scavenger, mad max tank mechanic or local militia guardsman... while tax accountants would just become post apocalyptic tax accountants, doing the same as before.

@MaddJakd

3 жыл бұрын

Given those other popular occupations, I doubt the post apocalyptic accountant position will last lol

@historyatwar6230

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@edwardwood6532

3 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a skit. "As a scavenger who specializes in guns and ammo we think you on average make about ten ounces of silver per a month. That means you owe us one two ounces of silver per a month. Optionally you can pay the IRS in twenty chickens or ten pounds of a freshly butchered pork." [Edit] Maybe the IRS agent should avoid trying to collect from this person.

@Sorain1

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, they do get a massive upgrade in terms of weapons proficiencies.

@Phil-bv2ww

2 жыл бұрын

@Electro_blob based

this is actually the silliest thing i’ve ever seen, you’d swear the IRS is some sort of team of superheroes.

@masonsykes2240

3 ай бұрын

*supervillains

The IRS should be joinable faction in every post apocalyptic game

IRS be like: Hey, I know your dying of radiation poisoning and the entire country is in blazing ruins from the nuclear explosion but you still need to pay taxes for those medical supplies you stole

@teo2shifty

2 жыл бұрын

@Pro Gaming Deluxe 2 fine, ill just tax your grave on corporate property

@nodeloliver6201

2 жыл бұрын

At that point, I'm blowing them up and erasing their existence from the face of the planet.

@Thuazabi

2 жыл бұрын

@@nodeloliver6201 They probably have a contingency plan for that as well lol.

@TheOfficialBrother

2 жыл бұрын

Not really stealing if capitalism has collapsed 🤷🏻‍♂️

@mme.veronica735

2 жыл бұрын

I acquired that for $0 so 20% of $0 is $0.00 take that tax man!

imagine being the guy who has to collect taxes in the apocalypse from likely heavily armed americans who have probably been living in a state of lawlessness for atleast several weeks. i would quit.

@dannylamb456

3 жыл бұрын

before or after being shot at?

@JamesJJSMilton

2 жыл бұрын

Becareful. They'll deploy a Vertibird Assault Team to your location

@twinkiesmaster69

2 жыл бұрын

The one good thing from all the guns around Is that if theres a doomsday happening and the IRS trys to pull funny stuff Them Americans are shooting

@sirnikkel6746

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine trying to tax the ones who has Gadsden Flags post-apocalipsis.

@Etzelsschizo

2 жыл бұрын

@@twinkiesmaster69 only stupid thing is that the Americans are alone after they began shooting at each other while the IRS is still united.

In a odd sort of way I find the notion that the IRS will continue to try to tax you strangely comforting because if they are still around that means there is still civil authority, and if civil authority still exists, that means that civilization can come back

@Cacowninja

Жыл бұрын

You don't need government for civilization to come back, you need decent people willing to stick up for each other to. Government is what will probably make this mess in the first place, so why trust them especially after then?

I’d like to imagine a tax collector coming in power armour walking through gunners, raiders, radiation just to collect your money

Imagine the faces of people in vault76 when the irs comes collecting their taxes

@TylerFurrison

3 жыл бұрын

It'll be the Enclave asking for your caps

@thenewbrazy9997

3 жыл бұрын

You realise the rich dont work... so aka dont pay INCOME tax. Yeah catch 22 right there buddy !!! Any taxes they might have to pay they get away with by donating money lololol and voiding taxes

@hentaimage95

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you chose the worst fallout game in existence? :(

@TylerFurrison

3 жыл бұрын

@@thenewbrazy9997 Do you pay $750 a year?

@magix4152

3 жыл бұрын

@@TylerFurrison he's 12 he doesn't pay taxes yet

My life motto is “Don’t mess with the IRS”, plenty of high level criminals have been arrested because the IRS is damn good at finding out when people aren’t paying them

@scottyj6226

3 жыл бұрын

Our tax dollars at work. Its a viscious cycle

@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou

3 жыл бұрын

IDK, they've had Donald Trump's tax returns this entire time and should know what is in there and what's not. kzread.info/dash/bejne/do57ks6OiM3elrw.html

@Anthonypython

3 жыл бұрын

IRS doesn't know shit unless something is brought to attention to them.

@TH-dc3fg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anthonypython The IRS literally has a criminal investigation division, they don’t just wait for problems to come to their attention, they are constantly seeking them out

@jamebeckhusen9030

3 жыл бұрын

Even the mafias pay the irs so they dont get found by the irs

*super mutant Burt’s through your bunker door* “You missed your payment sir!”

“EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE” -the IRS, probably

“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? *NoOoOoOoOo thank you.”* - The Joker

@theorangeoof926

3 жыл бұрын

I just came from that video

@mmbleachtasty6121

3 жыл бұрын

@@theorangeoof926I thought thqt guy with the link was clicking

@cones914

3 жыл бұрын

The irs is a tumor on the people.

I like how all of these plans start with the assumption that banks, banking infrastructure, and even cash itself will still be in use after an apocalyptic collapse. I'd love to see some taxman in a weathered suit come to my homestead and audit me. "Yessir, last year my income was two chickens, a ton of corn, and a root cellar full of canned veggies."

@jennyderr1426

2 жыл бұрын

mine is 1 solar panel, 10 guns, 347 bullets(shoots mutant) 326 bullets, a lazyby, and the last container of gormet cookies in what was this state.(cocks "the five for one special" and aims it at the beuricrat) now get the F@ck off my property, before I get new bait for the howler traps.

@definitelynotat-rex72

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we're gonna need some of the corn

@manuelsilva1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@definitelynotat-rex72 more like ( YEP WERE GOING TO TAKE ALL OF IT!)

@5678sothourn

2 жыл бұрын

You think taxes wasn’t paid like that in the early days of the nation?

@dark12ain

2 жыл бұрын

Ok we will take about 45% of everything

For Wyoming LLC, How much profit percentage I have to pay as IRS Tax (1120 & 5472)?

The sad thing is, in a true catastrophe, most of our wealth (bank accounts, 401Ks, brokerage accounts, crypto, etc) would just vanish. If you survived, your home and it's contents might be all you have. Depending on how bad "Doomsday" was, you might not have a job and just be trying to survive. There would be no electricity, no internet, no water or sewer, no deliveries to the grocery store, nothing. The good news is, there would be no mail service so with no electronic communications and no mail service, the IRS would have a hard time getting you a bill...although I'm sure they would try.

That Uncle Sam in the wallet animation was where 90% of the editing budget went

"Spend it on Education, Roads, and Healthcare." I thought this was educational, not a comedy sketch.

@tylerlackey1175

2 жыл бұрын

Reddit moment

@78anurag

2 жыл бұрын

@@tylerlackey1175 Keanu chungus wholesome 100 upvote take my gold get karma fortnite bad minecraft good adulthood bad childhood good moment

@tylerlackey1175

2 жыл бұрын

@@78anurag umm sweaty, if childhood good, why cant I order the Harry Potter collection and soy milk until I'm old enough to earn money?

@peterstepanov8062

2 жыл бұрын

@@78anurag Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

@cara-setun

2 жыл бұрын

The government pays for my college, so that’s at least one of the three

I now imagine a fleet of roombas with guns coming to my bunker, asking for taxes.

I love the implication that any of the people involved in the leadership would actually show up to work

World: literally dies USA: did you survive? there's a tax for that

@cmdrblaze6487

3 жыл бұрын

I see you are a man of culture as well

@joshuatumambo5674

3 жыл бұрын

@@cmdrblaze6487 ooof yeah, there's a tax for that as well

@kyled2153

3 жыл бұрын

Oversimplified

@Kazavop

3 жыл бұрын

@@cmdrblaze6487 indeed I am

@IntellingentMoron

3 жыл бұрын

Land of the Fee amirite?

"Benjamin Franklin quoting is another version of Sun Tzu quoting." -- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

@kjl3080

3 жыл бұрын

sun tzu said that! and i think he knows a little more than you do pal, cuz he invented it!

@drewstaser9726

3 жыл бұрын

"Quoting both of those guys is very cliche and happens all the time on KZread, but every so often you will see me" -Ghandi

@YataTheFifteenth

3 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes I appear too." - Otto von Bismarck

@scottowens398

3 жыл бұрын

"-Sun Tzu, the Art of War" -Sun Tzu, the Art if War

@TheClickbaiterA

3 жыл бұрын

"Fuck you Sun Tzu" -On War, Clausewitz

Imagine you work for the irs and the world end and everyone running around all crazy and then your boss calls u to tell u to get to work hahaha

My tax dollars at work! Apparently some of them go to paying an intern to come up with some zany plan to keep taxing me as the world I once knew crumbles before my very eyes. Thanks IRS!

I have an idea, if someone shows up at your door during the apocalypse asking for tax money, use the General Universal Negotiator. GUN

@jonnypena7651

3 жыл бұрын

Unless they are Rangers like Fallout.

@Predator20357

3 жыл бұрын

What makes you think they won’t be strapped as well?

@Cardbordboxonfire

3 жыл бұрын

Predator 20357 in the apocalypse anyone who’s still alive, it’s because they are “strapped”

@dongiovanni4331

3 жыл бұрын

They have more and better of those.

@Mr-Ad-196

3 жыл бұрын

IRS Reputation 100- you now consider a criminal to the IRS faction and by all means they will hunt you down until you pay your taxes.......

No joke, when I left federal service I had to make a check out to "USDA NFC DPRS" for my TCC. Uncle Sam *loves* its initialisms.

@gtw4546

3 жыл бұрын

Translation, please?

@carl8760

3 жыл бұрын

@@gtw4546 no

@yasminrei

3 жыл бұрын

@@carl8760 *denied*

@krishnar1182

3 жыл бұрын

@@gtw4546 US Dept of Ag’s national finance center. That agency handles payroll logistics for many agencies

@gtw4546

3 жыл бұрын

@@krishnar1182 Thanks! I appreciate that.

"wlWHAT WIL WE DOO WE AER DOOMED" "Sir, pay up"

The IRS really gonna hunt me down for my taxes after the collapse of society.

@davidty2006

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in being british and will probs have a tank.* heh good luck since it's confirmed that british tanks can survive nukes if they are not in the center.

@randomalien7746

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidty2006 >>>>>>british

@thatdude9091

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidty2006 Yup, because we all sit in a tank 24/7!

@ghyul6263

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidty2006 not like gamma waves cant go through tanks

@omarhassan2642

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghyul6263 the British challenger two blocks most of it but not all so i guess better than nothing 🤷‍♂️

I can imagine the Enclave remnants having an IRS department that every few months just levels a tribe or settlement from a Vertibird for not giving up any taxes

@fourscarlet7581

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's more like the NCR. I'm not to familiar with the Enclave as I dont have the attention span for text based RPGs and I'm not even close to finishing Fallout 3.

@Vienna3080

2 жыл бұрын

@@fourscarlet7581 Fallout 2 shows (spoilers) the Enclave murder citizens who don’t agree with the Enclave or give into demands and are shown to just murder settlements for no reason

@peanutman230

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vienna3080 same for the ncr except instead of murder they relocate you to nevada and give you dynamite

@YourLocalMairaaboo

2 жыл бұрын

Ehhh, I think that the common administrator probably sided with the local rulers, not the D.C government. Would be funny if the remnants of the IRS was serving as the backbone of all major factions.

@bconroy328

Жыл бұрын

So the NCR?

"I'm on the brink of death and only drunk puddle water for three days now, but at least I still have this one can of beans to keep me going for a few more days" IRS: "is for me?"

The IRS knocking on my door after dooms day: yo pay your taxes Me making booze on a homade still with a crude pipe machine gun in hand: no

Expectation: Nuke talk. Reality: Just acronyms.

@nasaman5440

3 жыл бұрын

INITIALISM

@jrggrop

3 жыл бұрын

If you want talk on nukes, I suggest reading Raven Rock, by Garrett Graff. It covers a lot of the government's continuity plans from the Cold War, including the IRS. A lot of interesting tidbits.

@NationalSecurityAgencyUS

3 жыл бұрын

It's an initialism

World: *literally explodes* The IRS base on Mars:

After Doomsday I’ma turn any revenue agent I see into a cold-cut on sourdough.

Where is this PDF? Can I get a copy?

Everyone: Happily celebrating we’re survivors IRS: Don’t be too happy you have taxes to pay

@bl00dkillz

3 жыл бұрын

Can't collect taxes if they're dead

@mudahjr9600

3 жыл бұрын

@@bl00dkillz then they Will collect it in the afterlife

@masked5695

2 жыл бұрын

@@bl00dkillz Bad news, *they are the afterlife*

As the Joker once said: “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooooo thank you.”

imagine trying to keep your children alive from radiation poisoning and the irs take away your everything you got

Damn, 1998 Animated Joker wasn’t messing around when he said the IRS were the ultimate super villian

"Atlanta is famous for being immune to the apocalypse" The Walking Dead would like to have a word with you.

@lEGOBOT2565

3 жыл бұрын

It's called sarcasm

One of the popular mods for Project Zomboid has IRS agents coming for you, in the zombie apocalypse, for failing to complete your tax return.

"my family just got devoured by zombies" Damn thats crazy, but where's your tax payment?

Red Dwarf on tax collectors: "Just because we're three million years into deep space and the human species is extinct? That means nothing to these people. They'll find us."

@sovietunion7643

2 жыл бұрын

god i loved red dwarf, and that line was definitely just perfect

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

2 жыл бұрын

Careful how you say his name dude amen 🙏

@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

2 жыл бұрын

+ Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME." In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ." Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@midshipman8654

2 жыл бұрын

They are tireless. They are omnipotent.

My family is dead... My home is destroyed... Everything is gone... But I hear a knock on the door I shudder. *The IRS is here*

Even the Joker does not mess with the IRS

"you owe abo- "there are 9 foot tall wolves that spit radioactive sludge out there and you are trying to collect TAXES, come back with a warrant OH WAIT you can't because the courthouse got hit by a nuke"

“One big exception” *laughs in Amazon, and most billionaires*

@MajorOutage

3 жыл бұрын

They're just following the tax code.

@MastaGambit

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajorOutage If all billionaires followed the tax code, The Donald wouldn't have such tremendous debt

@darealist690

3 жыл бұрын

nah they just finessing the tax system

@mirilondondrift

3 жыл бұрын

theres a difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance

@Jessie_Helms

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirilondondrift legally, sure, but not morally.

Imagine 99% of the earths population dies, and IRS just comes and says "pay your taxes or we will take you to jail"

@tobyschmoll2792

3 жыл бұрын

Being facetious, I'd say that might be a good deal in a post apocalyptic world. I mean seriously- 3 hots and a cot when everyone else is just struggling to eke a day to day existence

@scottyj6226

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobyschmoll2792 nah man, post apocolyptic society would require slavery to function. And tax dodgers? Its free real estate.

@mystmicro2551

3 жыл бұрын

i would form my own government and declare war on the irs (whos with me)

@scottyj6226

3 жыл бұрын

@@mystmicro2551 yo

@KikogamerJ2

3 жыл бұрын

@@mystmicro2551 while you and irs mutually annihilate each other I take the time to rebuild and then conquer everything

"If the world ends, taxes will never end." -IRS 2023

sounds like a standard Disaster Recovery document. pretty standard bit of documentation for Project Management.

One of Fallout 5’s factions has to be descendents of the IRS, and their Continuity Plan would be their guiding book.

20% sales tax is an unthinkable doomsday scenario in America? *cries in European*

@Andres-xi7tw

3 жыл бұрын

Well at least u have free healthcare. CRIES IN AMERICAN.

@Noam_.Menashe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Andres-xi7tw this comes from the taxes though. America has insane prices but good quality and lines.

@Andres-xi7tw

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noam_.Menashe im an American, when I visited the UK I injured my foot and had to go to a hospital. It was the best medical exp I have ever had and cost nothing lol.

@Attaxalotl

3 жыл бұрын

you get free healthcare though

@bongoms

3 жыл бұрын

you don't have to go into debt for the rest of your life if you have medical issues though 🥴🥴

Bro, if I survive the apocalypse, I'll be praying for the day the taxman shows up on my door 😭

You bet your ass if the apocalypse comes and the IRS arrives at my door I'm eating federal agents that night

"The IRS has a number of other relocation sites" Normal person: insert video of google maps or earth. HAI: insert video of a VNC (Visual Navigation Chart) aka an aviation navigation chart.

@NickCBax

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe. Yup, because the FAA will be running at the apocalypse.

Historically, Atlanta says "you can't apocalypse us if we do it first!"

@locklear308

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, it's already been a shit hole for decades

im not paying taxes if i have to fight zombies to survive.

Imagine being 12 hours into a massive zombie apocalypse and somebody walks up in a suit and tie to collect some of your gasoline as you're trying to escape the city. Also amazing ad roll

My hobby: trying to guess what sam’s search terms are for stock footage.

I think it's fair to say IRS would be the first to be back up and running waaay before any functioning government would hence IRS would be a temporary government

@hiddendesire3076

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, In FO76 the 79ers, who are the vault that has the treasury’s gold, are the remnants of the IRS. And they are working with Foundation and the Blue Ridge Caravan to use treasury notes as the new currency as they try to rebuild.

@YourLocalMairaaboo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, army remnants, IRS safeguards, and surviving admisistration would quickly clump into emergency governments.