I love passing by a house that has a sign that’s like “DO NOT PET DOG. DANGER” and the dog is just laying on its back with its stupid little tongue out

@EyyyTone

2 жыл бұрын

Pull the tongue

@grimsladeleviathan3958

2 жыл бұрын

Literally my neighbor, he has a husky that is big, but extremely friendly and lovely, and he puts like 5 warning signs about dangerous dog around his fence and then you'd see the dog just chasing his own tail or something. And yes, the signs are on purpose, he knows his dog is no danger at all

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

his/her* they’re not objects and it’s more useful than to your fingers I see…

@ahmed4363

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cassxowary using it because I don't know what the dogs gender/sex/whatever word gen z uses so I generalize with it. Most people don't care if somebody uses it anyway

@shadydaemon4178

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo too late lol

Sean: "If there's any animals watching this right now: _you're _*_trash!"_* My ragdoll Shiro: _casually stretches a paw out and taps my touchscreen, stopping the video_

@MDreamerIsBi

2 жыл бұрын

" None of that bullshit, sir. "

@Nehema1000

2 жыл бұрын

“Silence, you Irish peasant.”

@electric_creeper

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nehema1000 "Halt your speech, man with European ancestry"

@n.e.v.e.r

2 жыл бұрын

@@electric_creeper "Cease and desist the sentences emanating from your mouth, human being having genetics that originated in the area that is now controlled by the Republic of Ireland."

@togeinumaki4763

2 жыл бұрын

@@electric_creeper increasingly verbose

Knox's owner: *hands him a stick* Knox, when he realizes it's not food: How dare you betray me like that

@mordecaiissad8529

Жыл бұрын

My chinchilla would drop things on purpose so he would get more stuff. Especially if it's food.

My cat loved being vacuumed like that too, haha. He'd come running over as soon as he heard it!

@godderific6443

2 жыл бұрын

So was it hard to houseclean with your vacuum addicted cat?

@khorrusvoa

2 жыл бұрын

Follow-up: did you vacuum MORE having discovered your cat's addiction?

@azizcosovic852

2 жыл бұрын

I love your portal videos :) !!!

@thegamecinema444

2 жыл бұрын

Harry! Fancy meeting you here. Absolutely love your videos. :)

@Aemilius_Roswell

2 жыл бұрын

Yoo, funny seeing your name again! Loved your Portal Stories: Mel music a while back! :)

The "treadmill" is actually meant for dogs with lots of energy that need mora than a daily walk, the idea is you still walk your dog but they can use the tradmill to release energy when you can't go walk them or play with them outside. At least that's what I've been told about it.

@kelleygieger5175

2 жыл бұрын

Yes... A tired dog is a good dog

@DuoMonkey

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually more commonly used by dog fighters. That’s actually a pretty classic set up.

@starflyer3219

2 жыл бұрын

The dog is not "excited", it's a stress reaction. And with stress buildup, they cannot stop the mill so they have no choice but to run faster and faster, which in turn leads to more stress.

@Sparkgan

2 жыл бұрын

@@starflyer3219 which could be the case outside of that clip. That dog seemed genuinely wanting to just go zoom

@jangledfunz

2 жыл бұрын

@@starflyer3219 this is actually quite wrong the dog has full control over the treadmill there is no motor controlling it I have seen lots of videos with dogs stopping it easily and all the dogs are always excited to start running

"Moral of the story is that Dev could pull the train by himself, and doesn't need to be conducting shit" 😂🤣

@Jotolink

2 жыл бұрын

That was one super bulit train.... conductor! 😂🤣

@CrownMeClown

2 жыл бұрын

Man looks like dukenukem without the radioactivity

@requiemforameme1

2 жыл бұрын

Hey that’s the Metro North (common commuter rail from north of NYC). I think I’ve had that dude as the conductor and he was nice as far as conductors go (he remembered me when I was standing and then found a seat when the train emptied).

@drade14

2 жыл бұрын

He's the tickets please guy from rick and morty

@CrownMeClown

2 жыл бұрын

@@drade14 ticket man for the polar express

Hey jack, that treadmill thing is actually good for the disabled with pets or the elderly, they can let their dogs run as fast as possible without having any difficulties :D

@Toneill029

2 жыл бұрын

Not even the disabled or the elderly. Working dogs like huskies and such have a lot of energy, and most places and people don’t have the space or time for them to let that energy out.

@BunnyQueen97

Жыл бұрын

@@Toneill029 my thought exactly, no one’s actually considering how far that dog ran in just that small clip. You’d need acres of land to let your dog run that far.

@LovelyBrinaBun

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention being rid of the risks of having your dog run acres of land like parasites and predators

@anzaca1

Жыл бұрын

Also good for apartments (that allow pets) and high-traffic areas.

@Sonicsgirl13

Жыл бұрын

You can charge a generator with something like. Doggy gets to rub all they want while helping with the electric bill. Lol

“Evelyn, help me out of the pool!” Evelyn walks over and lifts him out with one arm because our Game Goddess is absolutely JACKED now.

@dragnsmeldy3566

2 жыл бұрын

😂 HELL YEAH

@tea_king_057

Жыл бұрын

Game Grumps? Nah, fam. Game GODDESS

Seeing animals act dumb makes me find them cute Seeing other humans act dumb makes me find them funny

@butter65

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok done

@gamingwolf6735

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@Zamaconia

2 жыл бұрын

.

@gamingwolf6735

2 жыл бұрын

@Kavetion who asked

@boringghost8238

2 жыл бұрын

yes

I have a 10 month old nephew. Often, I look at him, then I look at my parents’ dog, and I can just see the same gears turning in both their heads. Both want supervised walks, balls to play with, food to inhale all at once (nephew tried to shove half a banana down his throat without chewing), things to break, weird shit to put in their mouths and try to eat, and they both know to look cute and beg for more food even when they don’t need it. I think I know now why we compare the intelligence of dog breeds to young children.

@eroraf8637

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, most adult dogs are neurologically the rough equivalent of a human toddler. Part of that’s our fault for selectively amplifying endearing traits over the generations.

@lpsfoxstar8454

2 жыл бұрын

@@eroraf8637 my neighbours had a much smarter dog then that i swear to god one day i was walking her and she didn't wanna go a particular direction so she gave me a death stare for 20 minutes before i caved in since she wouldn't move an inch. One time we were celebrating her birthday and she sat on a chair at the dinner table just like the rest of us and was eating the same mashed potato and sausage cake with us haha, bless you...

I laughed so hard at the cat stealing the guy's beanie, and then the second beanie is what killed me.

"You know what they say... An elephant never forgets, Richard." When I tell you I wheezed....

the cute thing that looks like a lama is actually an alpaca. Lamas are a lot taller (if they were standing side by side you could definetly see). Alpacas dont really spit and a lot more docile. I worked on an alpaca farm that also had 1 lama, and that lama? a good boy until he wasnt. he went from : ) to >: ) really quick.

@drewahrens3141

2 жыл бұрын

Lama's make very good guards from what I've heard. Very protective of their herd/flock (forgot which one it's called for them). They have been known to kick the shit out of coyotes.

@diem1095

2 жыл бұрын

@@drewahrens3141 I've seen one get shaved, I completely believe that they have the ability to destroy a cyote.

@samuraisword1339

2 жыл бұрын

its llama

@diem1095

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuraisword1339 farming may be one of my skills, but spelling sure isnt. Thank you! (I always forget the double l)

@richardashendale922

2 жыл бұрын

Ever seen an alpaca get castrated? Trust me. They spit.

Jack: Someone help him, he's drowning!! Seal: Blegh!! I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help myself lol! 😂😂😂

@bigtimenoob

2 жыл бұрын

me to lemo

@colleenglanville8293

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigtimenoob I’m glad you laughed along, still pretty funny though lol! 😂😂😂

@Eternal_Sufferring

2 жыл бұрын

I read "seal" as "sean"

@colleenglanville8293

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eternal_Sufferring Haha!! You’re probably not the only one. I’d probably make the same error! 😂😁👍

@bigtimenoob

2 жыл бұрын

lol

2:45 *Cato:* Sees pumpkin and must eat *Jacksepticeye:* Woohoo of excitement

9:49 the dog I grew up with was a massive, fluffy boy that loved to be vacuumed. He’d actually go over and paw at the vacuum if it had been a while. Loved that big idiot so much.

Hey Jack, your guess about the ape was actually pretty good. Studdies have shown, that a grown up ape is about as smart as a 5 years old child :D

@raven-iu6qt

2 жыл бұрын

Actually a five year old child can do simple numbers and also talk. So I'd say that apes are as dumb as the rest of the animals

@isabelle.shiftingbackup5098

2 жыл бұрын

OOO

@XxDarkManaxX

2 жыл бұрын

@@raven-iu6qt Apes can do numbers aswell and are able to communicate through sign language if you teach them. There was a famous Gorilla called Koko, who was able to communicate through over 1000 signs and understood about 2000 spoken words. There is actually a really cute video of her and Robin Williams. :)

@theworthysoul

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder, we are apes ourselves after all, just naked, smart ones that stand up straight.

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

damn my nephew is dumber than a monkey :(

"Either my cat's broken, or yours is." Truer words have never been spoken.

@arconisthewolf4430

2 жыл бұрын

@@Instabruh.User.. lmao no

@sweetmissirish

2 жыл бұрын

Or both

6:54 Can we take a moment to appreciate how heckin' BEAUTIFUL Jack's eyes are?

@idekanymore6467

Жыл бұрын

i came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

@Ginger_Sweet

Жыл бұрын

Did he get a new camera recently or something ?

@TheOneAsrians

Жыл бұрын

that’s literally all i could focus on his eyes are so pretty ;-;

@SharpAssKnittingNeedles

Жыл бұрын

He's pretty all round, but yeah those eyes are so dreamy 🥰

@B-Marbles-14

Ай бұрын

​@@SharpAssKnittingNeedles like polished sapphires...

“The ground shakes violently…the goose army approaches”

@dragonlord4231

Жыл бұрын

Look at all those chickens

Jack: Watches a video of random cats. Also Jack: “This whole video is only chaos and that’s it.”

@fortanimal9476

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo k

@SolstaceWinters

2 жыл бұрын

All I know is I'm here to *[watch]* Chaos!

When he said, “An elephant never forgets, Richard,” I was just peacefully watching a split second of the movie playing in my living room, and it scared the absolute crap out of me because my name is Richard. 😂

@Knucklebone22

2 жыл бұрын

You know what you did, Richard. 🐘

@tacolord2485

2 жыл бұрын

I know where you live Richard 🐘

@richardashendale922

2 жыл бұрын

Well hello, fellow Richard. I hope you are well.

@saphiraluxray9606

2 жыл бұрын

Sleep with one eye open Richard.... >:3

@bazingga

2 жыл бұрын

this is very similar to what happened with me

5:43 "I'd say there's about 70 million of them out there. They could literally take over Ireland." This statement compelled me to do some brief research on the subject. Apparently, there's about 10 million geese in the United States alone. (I tried to get a global estimate, or at least an estimate for the amount of geese in Ireland, but to no avail. Evidently, only the United States counts their geese.) The population of Ireland is about 5 million. So, give or take a few thousand, every Irish citizen would have to fight roughly 2 geese. If the geese flew over the Atlantic Ocean and were determined/angry enough, they probably could take over Ireland. *~Now you know!~*

@aaronlouis6706

Жыл бұрын

this reminded me of the australian kangaroos vs uruguayan cows

This is my all time favorite one. The look on Sean's face at the cat that likes being vacuumed... so sincere. lol

Seals = Ocean Puppies Dolphins = Very horny water Rottweilers Manatees = Sea Cows Sharks = water kittens (mostly friendly, sometimes aggressive) Whales = Ocean elephants Turtle = dog = donkey

@sneakyphantom2376

2 жыл бұрын

only if rottweilers were psychopaths

@_Pix_

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins are more like water Chihuahuas

@dionysuskid2587

2 жыл бұрын

@@_Pix_ true

@Broniaaa

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins are fucking evil ;_;

@lonelyronin2428

2 жыл бұрын

Killers whales = homicide Oreo whale Zebra = Oreo donkey Bats = sky puppies Camels = desert giraffes Squirrels = tree rats

As someone who has just completed my dissertation where I sat and observed the gorillas at Twycross Zoo for 66 hours, yes I can confirm there is no difference between a juvenile gorilla and a human toddler. Half the time it felt like I was watching my little brothers when they were babies.

@abbyk5196

2 жыл бұрын

Wow!! That's super impressive. What was your dissertation on specifically?

@A--Fan

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbyk5196 How often they flung poop. Seriously, look at the statistics, it's not far off.

@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai

2 жыл бұрын

No difference? Why were your brothers so hairy? 🤨

@phantomgreenie

2 жыл бұрын

that's so so cool, I'd absolutely love to just sit and watch animals like that for hours on end

@LottieBruce99

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbyk5196 my dissertation title was ‘Investigation into the nature and frequency of interactions between adult and juvenile gorillas’. Basically I watched interaction between the two juveniles and the adults see whether they were positive negative or neutral and then compared the two juveniles with one another because they are brothers so the only difference between them was their age. then I was seeing if there was a difference in how the adults acted towards them (and in short, yes there was, the little one gets far more positive interactions and gets away with murder, while the older one has primarily negative interactions with the adults).

Jack: you can’t beat us Goose: honk Also jack: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I love how my chickens just like fly(not properly) across the garden when they see me and then suddenly crash to a stop. Just pure chaos

6:48 can we just talk about how pretty Jack's eyes are Also the cat at the end is definitely broken. My cat RUNS when the evil Vacuum awakens

@vulkreintheviking

2 жыл бұрын

I have to agree, Jack's eyes are gorgeous.

@catmomjill

2 жыл бұрын

I have never seen eyes that blue in my life!! He's SO dreamy! Oh, wait, I'm a 50-something old, disabled married woman.

@DoctorX17

2 жыл бұрын

@@catmomjill you can still appreciate his pretty eyes, hehe

@slightlydistressedslug6627

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@isabelle.shiftingbackup5098

2 жыл бұрын

@@catmomjill hELP

9:10 Jack: If there’s any animals watching this- Me: *goes to grab my cat* Jack: YOURE TRASH- Me: *slowly covers my baby’s ears and tells her she’s amazing*

@blue.goldfish

2 жыл бұрын

But now your baby only heard the insult and not your consolation.

@Emil_Stoltz

Жыл бұрын

This comment is so heckin' cute!🥺

@fireruby1882

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@luckycat18

Жыл бұрын

😺 i hope your cat didnt hear

I love the story about the train conductor and the dog. It’s so cute and nice the dog owner met up with his train conductor so he could lift weights while having the dog on his back. That’s adorable!

"I brought my dog, and Dev brought his pythons" I thought it was adorable that a grown ass man was so excited over meeting a dog, but daaaamn Dev!

I used to have a lab who adored being vacuumed. She'd lay down in the way and roll on her back to ask to be vacuumed more if I tried to carry on with cleaning. Tbh, as much as she shed, it was a huge blessing. haha

Jack visibly forming a crush for a weight lifting train conductor was something I didn't know I needed today

@mattiekershaw3761

Жыл бұрын

I mean..... I ALSO formed a crush on the train conductor

To be fair, if I had one of those duck toys like the baby at 4:35 I would do the exact same thing

The fact I'm watching this while at work at a pet store makes mes laugh because I've seen dogs, cats, ferrets and birds do the wildest derpy stuff 😂

Most of this is just animals being wholesome, I see no stupidity here.

@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

When you started yelling at the screen and calling all animals dumb, my Bernese mountain dog, Maxwell, just smiled back at ya, wagging his tail xD

@gothgirlgaming9050

2 жыл бұрын

You tell Maxwell that the JSE community loves him and he is now an inductee into the goodest boy club. It's a lifetime membership that has no requirements other than to live his best life

@LordBloodySoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@gothgirlgaming9050 He will love it xD He's watching Jacksepticeye with me, ever since he was a small puppy. He and my kids love this show, just as much as I do :3

@potatqueen

2 жыл бұрын

*Everyone liked that* Just, this is all so pure ♡

@nickyhoward

2 жыл бұрын

Give Maxwell some pets and belly rubs for me! ❤

One of my cats is convinced that the food out of the bag is better than the stuff in his bowl (it’s the same food). So I grab his bowl, open the closet, shake his bowl and give it back to him and he starts eating violently.

I'm currently in a very bad mood but I remembered Jack posted this and watching it made my day. Thanks, Jack!

4:30 Ok, that baby is 100% me, even as a grown-ass adult. That thing is FASCINATING and I don't understand why. Just cool little things like that will easily entertain me for hours. 5:25 Also, "Look at all those cthickenth!"

@silverlunasTTV

2 жыл бұрын

Same! Something that simple will have me sitting there for hours watching. This is the exact reason why I love Lava lamps. I will get so into it, I don't notice anything else around me.

@richard4975

2 жыл бұрын

Duck

@mwoody7881

2 жыл бұрын

the clip with the baby is 100% me lmao. i have adhd and i find almost everything fascinating lmfao 🤣

@pundertalefan4391

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I want that thing, and I'll be 23 next monday. XD

Fun fact: a cat's purr is the same frequency as an idling engine; hence the saying 'listen to that engine purr'

@WildWarning33

2 жыл бұрын

Oh cool! Thx for that 👍

@savageratentertainment

2 жыл бұрын

well seeing how I can hear my cat purr from the other room when he's really happy or angry, yeah I can confirm he's a tiny engine but he needs a tune up seeing how he's 19.5 lbs xD

@archangelanubis46

2 жыл бұрын

So… what you’re saying is… I can drive my cat???? 😦🤔

@bruh_36o8

2 жыл бұрын

Also I heard on tiktok that a cats purr frequency can heal your bones or something like that

@archangelanubis46

2 жыл бұрын

@@bruh_36o8 Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing.Apr 3, 2006 (here’s the proof if anyone needs it)

8:48 cat ears

I love how Sean is just standing up the whole time. True energy

As someone who has two huskies, the “guarding” is exactly what they do😂🤣

@Chotugamer18288

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@EverTheFractal

2 жыл бұрын

I love this huskie near me who is famous for giving hugs. if you go up to the gate it wraps it's two front paws around you

@RathalosNamedKuroo

2 жыл бұрын

@@EverTheFractal that is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard!!!

as an asthmatic person, I would highly recommend you Jack to go swimming as often as you could, trust me it helps. Do some breathing exercises while swimming.

@yukikitsune7366

2 жыл бұрын

Just not while underwater lol

@athenapromachos3027

2 жыл бұрын

I'll take this advice! I didn't have breathing troubles previously, but I got COVID early in the pandemic and ever since my lung capacity has been shit, even though beforehand I was training as a swimmer and a singer, and do martial arts. Still do the martial arts but it's much harder.😄 Edit: Grammar lol

6:03 TIDDY CLAPS ALL ROUND

Do more of these please. Had genuine smile on my face the entire time

Jack laughing at dumb things will always make my entire day happy.

@sarahegg3863

2 жыл бұрын

hey Kindkevin yiu should check at a dude named andtaymer! he’s a new youtuber and he is SUPER SMALL

@user-rd9be2wl9t

2 жыл бұрын

*I MAKE AWESOME CONTENT👑😏* ,-

@Sal_The_Third

2 жыл бұрын

@ILLL11 wow you are so funny, you got the whole crowd laughing 😑

@ar_ia

2 жыл бұрын

It will make everyone's day

@ellawill9466

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🥺

instead of laughing at their stupidity, we smile, because that's animals, the more stupid and innocent they are, the more adorable they are (I give an exception to the wild and savage)

@scientist1343

2 жыл бұрын

Never fuck with a honey badger absolutely no fucking chill.

upon watching this again but actually paying attention this time, the cat being vacuumed is probably deaf. the noise is the scary part, so if you can't hear it, I imagine it's actually a pretty nice experience to be vacuumed like that. breeds that have that coloring (like Siamese and Himalayans) also tend to be deaf or suffer from premature hearing loss, the same way solid white dogs are also usually deaf and/or blind

Fun fact: chameleons will hold just about *anything* you give them as long as it fits in their hand

May I just say as a powerlifter and bodybuilder it was great to be reminded that weights like that are good and seem super heavy to people. Because in this community it feels like if you're not able to bench over 225 and deadlift over 500 lb it's baby weight. Thank you Jack!

@flameofmage1099

2 жыл бұрын

@@Instabruh.User.. But can you lift 450?

@The_SaneHatter

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine deadlifting three average adults. I can't even deadlift one!

@maddiewalker9770

2 жыл бұрын

You’re doing incredible! I can’t lift shit

@LS2258

2 жыл бұрын

Powerlifters rise! 1550lb total here!

@Levi_KimPark

2 жыл бұрын

@@LS2258 I call bs

I love how Jack cuts from a tense cinematic shot to cats goofing around with lighthearted music

@Chotugamer18288

2 жыл бұрын

Dog

I want to see Gab and Jack sit together and watch funny videos, while BB breaks in and demands attention 💜

You know how some families get upset over petty things, luring you into their stupid drama and petty arguments, and all you want to do is just... *poof*... live elsewhere without them? The cat on the swing massacre broke me into laughter. From then on I felt better. I knew a Jacksepticeye video would do the trick. Thank you.

3:45 Fun fact: When animals like llamas and other animals spit They are actually projectile vomiting at you, it’s whatever’s in their stomach mixed with saliva

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

And the person deserves it.

@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

2 жыл бұрын

@@tyddlup heheheheheeheh, AHAHAHAHAH

My grandma had a fluffy cat named Blackjack and he loved to be vacuumed. Whenever we got the vacuum out he'd just lay there while my brother and I would vacuum him. It was fun. I miss that old cat.

@probes-e-minor

2 жыл бұрын

Rip L

Thank you for making my day brighter. Ran out of my anxiety meds, doctor hasn't okayed their refill so here I sit, watching you. You've made me laugh so much more than I thought I would this morning. Much love

2:08) hmmmm…can’t tell if that’s a mating behavior or not I’m going to have to look that up…OK I just looked it up and it turns out that headbutt is indeed a mating behavior

@nekomimicatears

Жыл бұрын

Yeah no he wanted to fuck that shoe

This is exactly what I needed in life, Jack laughing at animals being stupid. 😂

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

The irony…

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

*Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

@Beast 😈 try using your heart and brain first.

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

@Beast 😈 how would you feel if someone did that to you? Who hurt you?

@lizbrunswick8617

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cassxowary beast does not care it's a kid

Sometimes I'll read something about birds being smart and think "damn, that bird is smarter than me"

@Ilivedbih

2 жыл бұрын

Lol you'd change your mind if you met my parrot 😅😭

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

Well yah of course, they use their hearts and brains and don’t destroy everyone and everything to make money a have power over others and feel superior. But you can do&be better like them too

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ilivedbih no, seems to me you just don’t understand him/her. And not everyone functions the same way. And at least nonhuman animals use their hearts and brains and don’t harm and destroy everyone and everything to feel superior and have power over others and make money.

@ranimeRAT

2 жыл бұрын

Ever read "The Genius of Birds"? It'll change your whole perspective on birds

@cheeto.burrito

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cassxowary Counterpoint: Chimpanzees go to war and rats have racism.

"If I had a tail I would do that ALL the time!" Oh Jack ... Sweet, innocent jackaboi

We have 2 cats at home, an older rescue we got at 4 years old, and a younger one we got as a rescue at 3 months. The older cat is terrified of the vacuum and will run and hide when we turn it on, however the younger one is SO curious, will even stick his nose in the hose. He's cautious, but curious, and cute.

Seàn! Your cat may not like the vacuum because he wasn’t exposed with it when he was young. One of the best ways to condition a pet, such as a dog or cat, is to use the vacuum near them while they’re still little. You can turn it on around them and even hose them a bit over time, that way they grow knowing it won’t hurt them ☺️

@johannasweet1120

2 жыл бұрын

Same with faucets. Some dogs and cats hate them and others love them. Depends on if they had the shit scared out of them by it when they were younger

@Ki-jd7le

2 жыл бұрын

@@johannasweet1120 Exactly. Shielding an animal from water or the vacuum is only going to hurt them in the long run.

@blahberrypancake

2 жыл бұрын

I wish the poor little dum dums could learn that it's not dangerous later in life too but when it comes to stuff like that, it can't be helped. I got all my dogs when they were already adults, we rescued them so they have lots of trauma. Vaccums are a big no no. One is even scared of trash bags (like the sound when you open them especially but she immediately evacuates whenever she sees one) so it really sucks. They can trust you completely but fear is stronger unfortunately. So yes, if you can, expose your pets to many different everyday life objects when they're smol still and they'll have a nice, fearless life. :3

@sarab3888

2 жыл бұрын

@@johannasweet1120 my one bird thinks she needs a bath everytime she hears running water

@midnightwolf6411

2 жыл бұрын

my cat lived with the vacuum at a young age but he runs and hisses at it. he does not like it at all even when he was a kitten. he bolted when he first heard it. I think it was because he was a stray in a mechanic shop when my fiance brought him home so noises scared him.

Jack being genuinely sad he can't vaccum his cat is the content I didn't know I needed

Fun fact about airport drug K9s: The officers handling the dogs often have to hide little baggies of drugs for the dogs to find in the areas they're searching so that the dogs don't get frustrated. They're good bois.

@ 7:12 *ahem* "De-cat-pitate." You're welcome.

So Sean wants to hoover BB and Evelien wants a whole cat course around the top of the room. Lets see who gets their way first lol

@rosemary3029

Жыл бұрын

I have my bet on evelien

Well, Sean, considering the fact that Australia lost a war against emus, I could see a small nation be overwhelmed by geese. Not you guys, though, not with your fightin’ spirit.

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

Beings who use their heart and brain always win (:

@rhettbaldwin2417

2 жыл бұрын

they dont have much of a military though, they have a policy that basically keeps them out of war, not supporting one side or the other just wanting to be kept alone with their pubs and potatoes

@HallowedKeeper_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cassxowary So Emu's use their hearts and brains? Because if they use their hearts, its uh, its not for good most times

@Spudneck

2 жыл бұрын

Yes us Irish men are fuelled by Guiness and cors light

@erikhansen7766

2 жыл бұрын

The Irish wouldn't lose, they'd just team up with the geese

I watched this and I loved the attack of the turtle so much, that I sent this to my boyfriend and we were like "Forget guard dogs, let's get a guard turtle!" (Also thank you for making me laugh, I've been struggling with a herniated disk for the last 3 months and am meeting with a surgeon this Friday to see if I need surgery for it, so being able to get on KZread and watch stuff like this, helps a lot. Thank you so much for everything you do Seán!!)

3:31 best part hands down. Just the face mixed with jacks voice 😂

Depending on where people live, sometimes there isn’t enough outdoor space to accommodate a dog’s need to run so owners need treadmills to make sure their dogs get enough exercise.

@gwendolynrobinson3900

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if you don't have a closed-in space or your dog isn't trained to not run 8 blocks away while you call for them like it's a game, most people in the world that aren't like Ussain Bolt can't run with their dog as fast as their dog would like. With a self-powered treadmill, they can zoom as fast as they please :)

The cat being vacuumed looked like a Ragdoll cat. I had one when I was younger and he, too, allowed us to vacuum him with an extender hose

I really needed this right now Sean (i know you didn't just upload it but I'm only just watching). Thank you.

THE 5:41 GOOSES ARE TAKING OVER

Dev doesn’t conduct the train, he just punches it from behind and runs with it.

@shadydaemon4178

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll say he punches the tickets, INTO OBLIVION!

"Either your cat is broken or mine is!!" No Sean, as a fellow cat lover I can tell you that cats have different personalities. I once had a cat that liked to play fetch and sleeping at my feet like a dog!! A cat with a dog personality, can you believe that??!!

@ian-lf1cd

2 жыл бұрын

I have an opposite with a dog that has a bit of cat personality every now and then

@deathlegend4923

2 жыл бұрын

I had a dog act like a cat and a cat act like a dog

@BoxOKittens

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, cats have such varied personalities they're like people in that sense. I've had many cats in my life and even when I raise them all the same way they still turn out so different. I fostered a brother and sister once and held them both all the time. The girl grew up to hate being held while the boy loved it. It's just the way they're born lol in my opinion it makes cats interesting.

@kyrakyra_art

2 жыл бұрын

we got a kitten and a pup around the same time, the pup being a lil older and grown accustomed to cats beforehand, now my cat's a lil dog like (they even play chase) and my dog will fold his paws like a cat from time to time, so i very much believe you!

@deuceydee3506

2 жыл бұрын

I once had a cat who was so chill, one time I was (unknowingly) standing on his tail, and he did absolutely nothing for a second or two, then got my attention with the calmest, quietest meow

please do another!!!!!!!! made me so happy

love videos like this, especially watching Sean watch them to see his reaction

Jack’s eyes looks especially blue today and they’re just gorgeous. Like a clear fresh blue lake

@twipardist9742

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to drink from that lake.

A: That was an alpaca, not a llama. B: Both are very curious and intelligent animals with a long memory.

10:10 "If I had a tail, I would do that all the time!" Me: Looks down

Sean, I just want you to know that hearing your silly lil voice helps SO much when I’m feeling burnt out, unmotivated, all of that. Your specific brand of energy is so energising to me when I can’t produce my own and I really appreciate it 🙏

Jack: "If I had a tail I would do that everytime!" Silly Jack you have a front tail

@LucasGleason

2 жыл бұрын

@CreeperCart🇮🇪 I didn’t get the joke till I saw this

@silastopole

2 жыл бұрын

when sean said it i instantly thought: „well… uhhh, have fun!“

@amelieg246

2 жыл бұрын

@@silastopole we were all thinking it 😅🤣

@ian-lf1cd

2 жыл бұрын

Don't stick that "tail" into that hose!

@sofiafandersson2181

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing 😂

1:54 out of context: **enter Dwane the Rock Johnson**

Even when the vacuum isn’t on, as soon as I bring it out they all run away. My cats are absolutely terrified of it

just rewatched this to get me through the second half of my double shift and i already feel better

Jack "I want to see some real fights." Next clip " what in the ever loving goose!" You said you want a real fight and geese don't mess around.

Sean: time to turn off brain and watch animal clips and just smile Also Sean: *animals are idiots, they are so stupid. But they are also dangerous and can threaten the existence of mankind*

This is the first video I've watched since I've gotten home from recovering from something serious. Thank you for these laughs!

Jack in 2014: lets plays Jack today: let's laugh at animals

This did brighten my day, I just lost my tortoise to an infection this morning. But this made me smile, thank you Jack.

@wingedwitch191

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sure your lil buddy lived the best life with you before they went.

@Ava_McCoy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry 😞

@RiverSong1218

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss. I had three box turtles as a child. They were the best. Eventually, all three of them went into irreversible hibernation and that's how I lost them. It was very hard because I saw the mother lay the eggs in our backyard so I knew them from the very beginning. I'm glad you could provide a good life for your little guy or girl.

@CPTPeterson

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you all for your condolences

that cartoon awooga noise at dev's massive honkers absolutely cracks me up

1:19 no it’s because huskies make for bad guard dogs cause they’re bred to be friendly.

Animals are not dumb. They are just eager

@Cassxowary

2 жыл бұрын

*Humans are animals too, basic biology. And the only animals being dumb and heartless and mindless are a lot of humans. Nonhuman animals aren’t dumb, people just don’t take the time to understand and know them so they can feel superior like “hah I’m smort and their dumb” (it’s they’re not their but that’s my point)*

@lisalovesanimals783

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cassxowary i agree i had lots off pets i find more understanding than any human i hate that word dumb i have a learning disabilities just because you my be slow and need help with things does not mean your dumb

@jasoncg2956

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisalovesanimals783 Pretty sure the person you're replying to is a bot.

@TriggerTrooperTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisalovesanimals783 i agree

@phantomnite

2 жыл бұрын

They're cute too

Being in the middle of finals, I just want to thank Sean for being a safe space for laughs. I have been watching since 2018, and Sean has given me so much comfort since. So thank you for everything you do Sean. We love you

4:20 it's at times like this that I question Sean's sanity. He says things with such sincerity and fierce passion that I find it hard to believe he's joking

Jack: *Watching monke* Also Jack 5 seconds later: *Goes on rant about showing is rectum*

my best friend’s step mom owns a farm and she has two turkeys. We used to be terrified to leave our shoes outside on the grass because the turkey would mount our shoes. The worst part is we’d find turkey jizz on the shoes later😭

@bugz642

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo

@gothgirlgaming9050

2 жыл бұрын

....aren't turkeys also the ones that can't be out in the rain because they'll drown because they look up at the sky with their mouths open

@ArtSkunkVRC

2 жыл бұрын

@@gothgirlgaming9050 that’s actually a myth, they’re actually very intelligent birds.