They actually asked Viggo to be in these movies and his response was “my character is not even in the book”...Viggo is ,and Will always be, the best.

@HitoPrl

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Isn't Aragorn a child during these events?

@Sublime-ik3lx

3 жыл бұрын

No he was like 30-40

@Manweaintshit

3 жыл бұрын

@@HitoPrl Yeah, he was 10 at the time (Aragorn was born T.A. 2931; Bilbo goes East T.A. 2941).

@pwnorbepwned

3 жыл бұрын

@@HitoPrl It’s a deleted scene in Two Towers, but Aragon is actually over 80 years old. He’s got that Numenorian blood; ages gracefully.

@lueysixty-six7300

3 жыл бұрын

@@pwnorbepwned Gimme some O that!

Watching this made me realize I remember absolutely nothing about the third movie except for the Super Mario Legolas scene

@jamesvaneaton4987

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. Watching some of those scenes I felt like I was seeing them for the first time. So forgettable.

@Hungabrigoo

3 жыл бұрын

That is the first two movies for me. The third one I remember in vivid detail because I hate every little piece of it.

@shaz2761

3 жыл бұрын

It was utter shiiite. What a waste. Should have been 2 films.

@hamzabeg6882

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaz2761 *1 films

@calvinjohnstone2664

3 жыл бұрын

Don't let it bother you.👍😁

Tauriel: “Why does it hurt so much?” Me: BECAUSE IT WASN’T IN THE BOOK

@Arkylie

3 жыл бұрын

Also, didn't the gal playing Tauriel specifically tell them not to make it a love triangle, and they went "okay" and then made it a love triangle anyway? Also, I hate that they had *her distraction* be the thing that caused her boyfriend to get killed. I mean, I knew he died, just... did it have to be *directly because of* the shoehorned love story???

@AWMJoeyjoejoe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arkylie That's true. She made them promise that she wouldn't be in a love triangle, then they brought her back for reshoots because the studio demanded a love story be shoehorned in.

@Johan.Dingler

3 жыл бұрын

@Tmb1112 accurate

@TheFourthWinchester

3 жыл бұрын

@Tmb1112 There should be no love triangles. Everyone who talks to her must fall in love. She is that adorable irl.

@justinamerican8200

2 жыл бұрын

Because he put it in the wrong hole.

"The moral of this trilogy of movies...is don't be greedy" "I see no irony in that whatsoever" Haha that's so good

@Hirnlego999

2 жыл бұрын

That's so...gold*

@abhinandsubramanian7088

2 жыл бұрын

Greedy or not, that is comedy gold..

@SovereignStatesman

2 жыл бұрын

Thorin wasn't even THAT greedy in the book; he just wanted time to consider their claims to the treasure, and wouldn't give up any under threat of force.

@majorknight859

Жыл бұрын

Found this comment at 999 likes I obviously hit the like button for the culture

"This amazing action sequence, where I failed physics."

@taylorjade6918

3 жыл бұрын

Had to pause there to laugh my ass off 😂😂😂

@JordanICM

3 жыл бұрын

high school physics at that!

@retroarcadefan

3 жыл бұрын

These Hobbit screen rants remind me how hard I try to forget they even existed and I am a huge fan of the book.

@synthetic240

3 жыл бұрын

silly humans. physics don't apply to elves

@markjosephbacho5652

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone talking about real life physics when Legolas himself is a freaking elf 😆 and the film is about freaking dwarves and dragon 😆

"so that whole story line was kinda" "kinda nothing yeah" i laughed so hard lmao

@hammondeggs3382

3 жыл бұрын

same

@emhu2594

3 жыл бұрын

....like the whole movie was kinda nothing

@welshlout3400

3 жыл бұрын

Like the whole movie was a literal single chapter of story.

@solitary2

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh laughing hard is TIGHT

@chrisowens4550

3 жыл бұрын

Because I sat through this movie, I Laughed and then cried a bit.

"This way we can force Aragorn into the movie." - Genuinely Peter Jackson tried to force both Aragorn and Gimli into this trilogy, but John Rhys-Davies turned down the chance to reprise Gimli because he didn't want to have to go through an allergic reaction to the prosthetics again, and Viggo Mortensen refused to appear because Aragorn wasn't in the original story and he didn't want to be a fanbait cameo.

@youngboss2071

3 жыл бұрын

Good for them 😁 they made a better choice

@chrissonofpear1384

3 жыл бұрын

Sources, though, @Deathlygunn ? For it being Jackson, and not the studio?

@Canadish

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrissonofpear1384 Its weird and complicated but for all intents and purposes, PJ WAS the studio's man on these films, they had him over a barrel by threatening to move production away from New Zealand. They said jump, he asked how high. They wanted 3 movies, they got it.

@KroVey

3 жыл бұрын

@@Canadish so, it wasn't Pj's creative decision? Damn, that's a relief for sure, I was very disappointed

@Canadish

3 жыл бұрын

@@KroVey Well, it was strictly speaking, but only under duress so I'm not sure I'd count it. He looked like a broken man during the filming of the Hobbit. He lost the reputation and good will from LOTR, damaged he film industry in his country by supporting the studio getting labour protections overturned and compromised his own ideals and artistic vision. Those movies are an utter travesty.

Producer Guy: "So you have ANOTHER Hobbit movie for me?" JRR Tolkien: **barrel-rolling in his grave**

@gregoryschmidt1233

3 жыл бұрын

"You think you can deceive me, Barrel-Roller?"

@vanderful2397

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@diegoadriandlc5273

3 жыл бұрын

The producer punch Tolkien's Ghost in the belly !

@42Nightsyesterday

3 жыл бұрын

JRR Tolkien has spun so hard he drilled his way to China

@ooooneeee

3 жыл бұрын

@@emberpowertcg7692 The Hobbit has already been adapted though and that film was better.

'How does he get the momentum to break up through the ice from underneath the water?' 'Haven't I mentioned that I failed physics?'

@jesusmora9379

3 жыл бұрын

a wizard did it

@LuisSierra42

3 жыл бұрын

Magic

@fermintenava5911

2 жыл бұрын

Boy, I didn't even remember that... That ice was weak, hard to believe they could actually walk on it, let alone battle -.-

"I see no irony in that" Nope just gold

@mcgeethetree3858

3 жыл бұрын

Favourite comment

@masterofawesomeness5892

3 жыл бұрын

I see no irony in this comment either

@jacobandersen6075

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@tma2001

3 жыл бұрын

except the dwarves from the Iron Hills :)

@ginsan8198

3 жыл бұрын

Goldy!

Gandalf: "So you found a magic ring, where is the magic ring?" Bilbo: "I want you to get all the way off my back now sir." Gandalf: "I will get all off of it now.

@onkelpappkov2666

3 жыл бұрын

60 years later Gandalf: "So, you have the one ring for me?" Bilbo: "Yes sir, I do."

@freddykabuffke461

3 жыл бұрын

*slow clap*

@LuisSierra42

3 жыл бұрын

@@onkelpappkov2666 wow wow wow, wow

@dumpster_mcgee_96

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: Bilbo: I’m gonna need you to get allll the way off my back about that magic ring Gandalf: oh, let me get off of that thing

@theharoldsshow

2 жыл бұрын

Gandalf: I guess that ring was important Bilbo: Oops Gandalf: Oopsie

Holy crap, Smaug has the Dooku treatment. Shows up at the end of the second movie and dies at the beginning of the third movie.

@the-engneer

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I hated these films so much. Smaug is literally one of the coolest characters I've ever read in a book

@tmitsurugi7777

3 жыл бұрын

@@the-engneer So was Dooku in SW

@Ixnatifual

3 жыл бұрын

Good. Twice the Dooku, double the Count.

@raphaelcouture7731

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos too? 😂

@leonpaelinck

3 жыл бұрын

In the extended version o ROTK, Saruman also kindof has the same treatment

Me: *sees new Pitch Meeting is up* WOW WOW WOW, WOW

@robmiester

3 жыл бұрын

Tight

@merlinthelemurian3197

3 жыл бұрын

New episodes are TIGHT!

@Cheesusful

3 жыл бұрын

Getting a notification is super easy barely an inconvenience

@dfre102

3 жыл бұрын

You're missing a WOW in there.

@rpsnider85

3 жыл бұрын

Yea yea yeah

"You sure you don't wanna show a giant bear fighting some orcs for a bit?" "I think the audience would rather see some more of the uni brow guy!" 🤣😂🤣🤣😅

@ericross441

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds so familiar. Oh yeah, because I just watched it

@Geohillierneo

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericross441 And I'm simply stating what my favourite part of the sketch was mate. But cheers 👍

@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire

3 жыл бұрын

@@Geohillierneo no, you're looking for cheap likes

@Zift_Ylrhavic_Resfear

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire More comments means the video is more recommended so i'm fine with that.

@NARKISDUDE

3 жыл бұрын

A way to save another couple of million bucks....a bear CGI fight vs. a man in ladies' clothes.

The dry-heave vomit reaction after the elf king talks about the elf-dwarf romance being "real" is absolutely one of the funniest moments in the Pitch Meeting series.

@ianpatterson6552

9 ай бұрын

Tolkien was spinning in his grave at the thought of a dwarf elf love triangle.

@gijoe508

6 ай бұрын

I heard the dwarve elf love triangle was shoehorned in after filming wrapped by producers who then did reshoots to force that square peg into a round hole

@ianpatterson6552

6 ай бұрын

@@gijoe508 had read things along those lines myself.

@SeraphsWitness

6 ай бұрын

I see this problem a lot when writers who aren't even in the same class at Tolkien try to write dialogue and story to match. It just comes across as so cheap in comparison. Like any new Dr. Suess adaptation. The new rhymes are complete trash because nobody has been able to capture his talent.

@mattlawson714

Ай бұрын

@@SeraphsWitness that reminds me of the last two seasons of Game of Thrones when they ran out of source material from George RR Martin. Those two showrunners were getting high on the sound of their own voices explaining episodes. And once they ran out of source material, we all recognized. They were not that great. Their new show “three body problem” is terrible. I’ve read the books it’s so bad.

"Kili? Sounds like he is one of the dwarfs maybe!" A perfect encapsulation of 95% of the characters in these films.

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

"Rest in peace, dwarf dude, I guess"

“HE’S IN THE OTHER MOVIE!” Love the way he says it 😅🤣

@tatianaleutwiler1867

3 жыл бұрын

His inflection is perfect, my favorite quote.

@mariusvanc

3 жыл бұрын

He's in that OTHER thing that made MONEY!

@juliegolick

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite running gags of the series

@MaxiPetrone

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariusvanc That’s actually more acurate 🤣

@Kelarys

3 жыл бұрын

that and "That's the name of the MOVIE" are my favourite quotes, I love the way he says it with such joy

"Punching ghosts is *TIGHT!* " Hey, save that line for the next Ghostbusters movie.

@spittingthefires3828

3 жыл бұрын

for the sake of us all I hope there ISN'T a next ghost busters movie!!

@Thompa93

3 жыл бұрын

@@spittingthefires3828 There's been one on the way since last fall, if I remember correctly. With that guy from Stranger Things.

@spittingthefires3828

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thompa93 oh boy..... I cringe just thinking about it.... it should be at least funny to laugh at how bad it is, right?

@Scourge_76

3 жыл бұрын

@@spittingthefires3828 actually it might be decent, it retcons the 2016 movie from existence (thank god) and uses the original movie timeline.

@spittingthefires3828

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scourge_76 oh really? well then forget EVERYTHING I just said! I'm excited to see it now! unironically it'll probably be quite good.

Gandalf not looking into something important for 60 years is accidentally the most books accurate part of the trilogy

@Madmonkeman

Жыл бұрын

I think in the book Gandalf didn't know about the ring

@jeremiahalguire8231

Жыл бұрын

@@Madmonkeman He Def knew lol Have you actually read the books??

@Madmonkeman

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahalguire8231 Briefly but it was years ago

@apexnext

Жыл бұрын

He knew Bilbo had it. Even in the Hobbit movie he kinda gives an _oh really_ glance at Bilbo's _dropped it_ excuse.

@kilpta4746

Жыл бұрын

@@Madmonkeman Gandalf has one of the elven rings of power

Ah yes, The Battle of the Five Pages.

@Statalyzer

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@jaakkopontinen

3 жыл бұрын

Commander Keen approves

@Statalyzer

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaakkopontinen Always nice when somebody gets that reference.

@Loyal_Lion

3 жыл бұрын

Making a feature length movie from five pages of source material is tight!

@One.Zero.One101

Жыл бұрын

You win the best comment of this thread.

“Tiny Aragorn dwarf” NAILED IT

@MatiZ815

3 жыл бұрын

Eh... Thorin is much more like Boromir than Aragorn.

@pearsemolloy9656

3 жыл бұрын

He reminds me more of a tiny Ulfric Stormcloak from Skyrim

@TeamSukiyo

3 жыл бұрын

imo richard armitage was terribly miscast. he gave a decemt performance, but he was miscast.

@QuixoteX

3 жыл бұрын

He's like that guy from the other movie!

@ridensroom6957

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the handsome dwarf 😅

Looking for "Plot-orcs" again 👀

@TwoStarPlayers

3 жыл бұрын

This movie does one better, and introduces plot-goats!

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

3 жыл бұрын

Now it has plot-worms.

@ilovejettrooper5922

3 жыл бұрын

Which pitch meeting is "Plot-orcs" from again?

@A_Red_December

3 жыл бұрын

Plorcs?

@joannabertenshaw6150

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovejettrooper5922 The second Hobbit movie, I believe.

Watching these films was like a cat watching birds on a David Attenborough documentary. I was fascinated by the movement, sound and colour, then instantly forgot everything about it the second it was over and went to sleep.

@ohnonotagain8935

Жыл бұрын

I barely made it half way before I realized I had no idea what was said, gave up and went to bed

“This amazing action sequence where i failed physics in high school ” Also known as The Fast and Furious franchise

@babyvision6924

3 жыл бұрын

And the Pirates of the Carribean franchise.

"He was the John Travolta dwarf" Brilliant😂👌

@madwibble

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was the Robbie Savage dwarf.

@JR-sx3gl

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@markjosephbacho5652

3 жыл бұрын

@@JR-sx3gl same

@spencerkindra8822

3 жыл бұрын

And I always thought Kili looked like he was in Motley Crue or another 80s hair metal band haha.

@DesolateSecluded

3 жыл бұрын

@@spencerkindra8822 lol

I'm pretty sure if Ryan George made a movie, he would do a pitch meeting about it.

@theactualbobross5556

3 жыл бұрын

And then the hero did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951

3 жыл бұрын

He would probably only talk about the bad things in it, But make it sound like the worlds BEST movie ever!

@legionarybooks13

3 жыл бұрын

Well he did do a pitch meeting about Pitch Meetings, so there is that. :D

@tyresebukenya

3 жыл бұрын

@Studio Autio and you really made me think Ryan gosling would be him

@extraplain2412

3 жыл бұрын

A film where Ryan plays every character.

"Yeah, we're just gonna kinda end this real fast" "Loose ends are tight!"

@olorin6494

3 жыл бұрын

Having read the book I didn't even realize how poorly done that was since I just knew all those details already

@RudolfJvVuuren

2 жыл бұрын

See what you did there.

"Oh no, it sounds like he was one of the dwarves, probably!"

"Oh wow that certainly sounds like a thing thats gonna happen in this movie" Best way to sum up dwarf storyline

the correlation between the moral of the book and the moral of the producers is hilarious

@dancrane3807

3 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part of the skit.

Worth noticing: when Gandalf tells Frodo about Sauron's story, he forgets to mention that time he actually re-emerged 60 years before.

@verylostdoommarauder

Жыл бұрын

That was in the movie, defeating the Necromancer in the books was a somewhat important detail (At least in the Silmarillion explanation of the events)

@KnightAlbert

Жыл бұрын

@@verylostdoommarauder Of course I was talking about the movies.

@SeraphsWitness

6 ай бұрын

Gandalf withholds a lot of information on purpose. Tolkien was never a fan of exposition dumping like a lot of modern-storytelling is.

The response Disney has to every nonsensical thing in their live action remakes. .....”But I WANT IT!”

Unlike the actual Hobbit movies, this did deserve 3 parts.

@josiahhughson7437

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree with you !!! I personally think the hobbit movies are much better than the lotr movies The only prob with the hobbit movies are that the novel was much better than the movie

@brianjc720

2 жыл бұрын

@@josiahhughson7437 Bruh you read his comment completely wrong. He’s saying while the Hobbit trilogy did not deserve 3 movies, the Pitch Meetings about them deserved 3 videos because they’re actually entertaining while the Hobbit trilogy was anything but entertaining.

@josiahhughson7437

2 жыл бұрын

@@brianjc720 Well that makes me a weirdo i guess..... Thanks for Correcting me @Brian Chung

@brianjc720

2 жыл бұрын

@@josiahhughson7437 No worries man, you enjoy what you enjoy, no shame in that.

"This guy is barely in his own movie!" 😂😂

@jiado6893

3 жыл бұрын

That’s unfortunately something that’s based in the original book though.

@anonymous3637

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like James Bond these days

@markjosephbacho5652

3 жыл бұрын

Just like in the book. Was very frustrated the first time I read it. I was waiting for Bilbo's heroic moment and then he got shot on his head and lost consciousness. Meh. And they say Tolkien is a great writer.

@allenl5960

3 жыл бұрын

@@markjosephbacho5652 Tolkien's works really did not age very well, especially with how much the general audience changed over the years imo. The books have a lot less action, lot more words and descriptions, and much, much less emphasis on the main character's heroic deeds^tm. Compared to most modern fantasy books, it's much slower paced overall. That said, I would argue Bilbo had plenty of heroic moments in the books. He didn't have one for the final battle, but he's hardly the fighting battles type anyways.

@stardancer119

3 жыл бұрын

@@markjosephbacho5652 Tolkien was a great writer, he just had different priorities than most of today's authors and readers. Having been in WWI and lost so many friends, he hated war, and as I heard someone say, "only used war to let characters love each other as fumblingly as possible." His whole point in The Hobbit was Thorin's line, "Perhaps the world would be a better place if more people valued hearth and home above gold." Bilbo didn't need a heroic moment in battle, because his heroism lay in what he valued most: friendship over wealth, home over fame, a simple life over a dramatic one.

His almost-vomiting is hands down my favorite PM moment!

*"Punching ghosts is TIGHT! GET OUTTA HERE, GHOST!"* I want that on a shirt.

@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962

3 жыл бұрын

Gandalf punching a ghost on front, and the Ghostbusters logo on the back

@bryondevine4224

3 жыл бұрын

Me too👏👏👏

@paulianhodgson

3 жыл бұрын

Should have said “piss off ghost”, like from Thor Ragnarok 😅

@valkyrie-randgris

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulianhodgson Honestly thought they were going to go for the "piss off ghost" reference. :p

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

2 жыл бұрын

Busting ghosts is even tighter.

„Alfrid is the key to all of this. He is the funniest character we ever had.“ Probably Pete Jackson

@DutchDread

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference.

@jesuguru2394

3 жыл бұрын

He's like the jar-jar binks of the Hobbit world...

@PretendoDirects

3 жыл бұрын

Naw, peter jackson barely had control over these movies

@SeanSpencerNekoEspirito

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesuguru2394 Came here to reply this. Proud of you my son.

@louislux

3 жыл бұрын

@@PretendoDirects How so? He directed it, he wrote the screenplay, approved the awful VFX and spearheaded the frame rate debacle.

I'm writing a novel, and came to a stumbling block for my characters when an instant solution presented itself. Then I heard in my head: "Will that be hard for them? No, actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!" That's when I knew I couldn't let it happen. So yeah, you Pitch Meeting'd my book before it exists. Thanks, I suppose, except now I have a lot more work to do!

@Eidolon1andOnly

3 жыл бұрын

Work is hard.

@adammalone3414

3 жыл бұрын

Oh whoopsie.

@thirteenthandy

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammalone3414 Whoopsie!

@coryzilligen790

3 жыл бұрын

"Thanks, I suppose, except now I have a lot more work to do!" I think you mean that now it's gonna be super hard, really an inconvenience.

@theladyamalthea

3 жыл бұрын

My son is also writing a novel, and has also found Pitch Meetings to be helpful for him!

The “because it was real” line made my friend make the same noise in the theater when I was in highschool 😂😂

Alfryd from this movie makes Jar Jar Binks look like an amazing character.

@kooijbas

Жыл бұрын

Let's not get carried away ;)

“This amazing action sequence where i failed physics in high school ” Priceless😂😂😂

"The John Travolta dwarf" is the funniest thing I've ever heard poor Fili

“Because the orcs have the worms from Dune!” Dwarf riding a warthog: “ohhh come on!”

@baskervillebee6097

2 жыл бұрын

The really do look like Dune worms.

I can only watch so many of these videos at a time because they make me laugh so hard I feel like I'm going to have an aneurysm. The part where the producer gagged almost killed me.

"Because it was real." *retching sounds*

John Travolta Dwarf is awesome, I know him since Saruman's Night Fever

I've never seen a video series so repetitive yet so funny, clever and refreshing at the same time.

This whole trilogy is just depressing. They had some major actor talent here and just didn't know what to do with it. Though to be fair they had issues with getting things right for the entire thing.

@stuartmiller7419

2 жыл бұрын

The sad part is that these actors know that they are appearing in badly conceived, CGI heavy films, but the money is super easy and the acting effort required is barely an inconvenience to them, so they just keep on doing that thing.

-So, you have a cash grab for me? -Yes, sir I do

Fun fact, in the extended version of this movie, Alfrid actually does get his comeuppance. He literally gets catapulted into the mouth of a troll. I'm not making this up. And yes, it looks every bit as ridiculous as it sounds. Also, the extended edition is rated R for, and I quote, "some violence". So, yeah. They really bungled this adaptation.

@Myth_or_Mystery76

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds familar.

@toolizawesome

3 жыл бұрын

Never seen the extended editions of these movies. I'm gonna someday I hope and I'll be looking forward to this scene.

@calvinjohnstone2664

3 жыл бұрын

@@toolizawesome this was three times too long anyway, the extended editions of lotr make it worse. If you've read the books anyway.

@zebrafish7267

3 жыл бұрын

@@calvinjohnstone2664 I disagree about the extended LOTR movies, but I agree on the Hobbit movies in general. They had a couple things here and there that worked, like Martin Freeman as Bilbo (and that's kinda the main thing), and a whole mess of things that didn't.

@zebrafish7267

3 жыл бұрын

@@toolizawesome Fair warning, they don't really add anything meaningful. I've only see the first 2 extended versions. I haven't actually seen the third extended version, but I have seen the scene in question. It's truly ridiculous.

"I hope so, that was a good punch!" That's it, that's my favorite line in all of these pitch meetings. I snicker every time I'm going through my day and I think about that line. You are a gem Ryan

"Oh a very strangely motivated lizard!" That killed me.

When "super easy, barely an inconvenience." becomes part of your every day vocabulary

@mariano98ify

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah that is TIGHT!!

@cazog3299

3 жыл бұрын

Whoops.

@samuelhatlestad6676

3 жыл бұрын

Oh REALLY??

The line that made me laugh the hardest was, "I sure hope so that was a good punch." Crying

@alisaurus4224

3 жыл бұрын

I just watched Thor: Ragnarok last night so i thought “Piss off, ghost!”

@gsuwuhwhdfsuwjwjhw4311

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike the actual Hobbit movies, this did deserve 3 parts.

I think Bilbo actually got more battle screen time in the movie than in the book. In the book he gets bumped on the head right away and misses the whole thing.

There are actually scenes of the funeral of Thorin, Kili and Fili and the coronation of the new king in the extended cut. You might want to take a look into it. The abandoned plotline about the disappearance of Thorins father also comes to an end in the extended cut of the second movie.

Writer Guy: "And Tauriel is gonna talk to Legolas's dad & be like, 'Why does love hurt so much?' And he's gonna be like, 'Because it was real'" Producer guy: *Gags* Me: I can relate, producer guy...

@gpapazac

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda expected George to go for the "Because it wasn't in the books" line but the throw up imitation was also fine

@geektesse

3 жыл бұрын

I had the same gang reflex when watching the movie in the cinema.

@devanhinskey9001

3 жыл бұрын

That’s George Lucas level romantic dialogue!

@noahmlong

3 жыл бұрын

@@devanhinskey9001 I was thinking the same thing! To be more precise: ....I hate sand

@SquireThomas

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahmlong The delivery somehow makes it even worse, one of the cringiest bits of dialogue I've ever heard in a movie. Not sure if it tops Attack but it's getting close.

1:28 this is literally the exact same thing my mom said when we were watching the movie

@cottonballs185

3 жыл бұрын

Cool story, Sakura

@mariposa9506

3 жыл бұрын

😅

@fennecfox9490

3 жыл бұрын

My entire family and I always complain about it.

@kholtonthebarbarian2590

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@bait5257

2 жыл бұрын

@@cottonballs185 lmao

I was quite impressed with how Jackson/Walsh/Boyens were able to chop up and mix around the Lord of the Rings book scenes into 3 complete and coherent films that each made sense and worked as films for the most part. The source material wasn't structured in a way that lent itself to the screen, and almost without exception all the cuts/additions/changes they did made sense and were really well done. Then comes the Hobbit and it's as if a completely different set of people were handling that story. Everything they added was trash and all their decisions were horrible.

@ashleighelizabeth5916

2 жыл бұрын

And what has Jackson done since then? Pretty much zippo! Talk about a career that went up and came back down like a bottle rocket....

@aesyamazeli8804

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 he's probably at home playing with his figurines and cosplaying. He has all the money to just not do anything.

@Matthew-ve7uv

2 жыл бұрын

Uh ... Get Back? Huge commercial and critical success?

@chuckshingledecker2216

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, most of the terrible story decisions were forced by the Studio, including the dwarf/elf romance and making it 3 movies instead of 2. The latter ended up leading to all of the other horrible decisions by the creators.

@vjbd2757

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 He did an awesome colored, framerate, and sound restoration of black and white World War 1 footage

The ending where he's sent to find Aragorn: The timeline from the battle of the five armies and when Aragorn was known as "Strider" is off by a good amount of years. They couldn't even get that right

@SomewhatSlightlyBored

2 жыл бұрын

Checked the timeline and Aragorn was 10 years old when The Hobbit took place.

@maxdecphoenix

2 жыл бұрын

@@SomewhatSlightlyBored Aragon is 87 years old in Two Towers. Per his conversation with Eowyn when she is trying to chat him up. That should make him 16~ during this film. In Two Towers he is said to have ridden with Theodin's father in to battle while Theodin was still very young. Theodin looks to be 55 year old man in two towers. so yea, definetly no way he could have been going by Strider yet.

"I suppose killing a dragon of morgoth will be extremely hard" "No, actually it will be super easy! Barely an inconvenience!"

@Brooke-rw8rc

3 жыл бұрын

"Bardly an inconvenience!"

@turinturambar1688

3 жыл бұрын

Just stab it’s chest with a weapon that has ‘black’ as a descriptor or be earendil

@synthetic240

3 жыл бұрын

Where'd you get Dragon of Morgoth from?

@Swiftbow

3 жыл бұрын

Smaug isn't one of Morgoth's dragons. He's descended from the survivors of Morgoth's dragons.

@Setcez

3 жыл бұрын

@@Swiftbow sorry, messed up i forgot he was from the third age

“Right when everything’s going bad for the good guys, you know what’s gonna happen?” THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE!!!!

@Lttlemoi

3 жыл бұрын

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE!

@godemperorofmankind3.091

3 жыл бұрын

And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns, in dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the north wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last.

@SWHalo2

2 жыл бұрын

Sabaton references are tight!

@sebastianarnold948

2 жыл бұрын

@@SWHalo2 wow wow wow wow… wow. 👍👍👍

"Because it was real" *retching* I had to laugh at that one xD

"This guy is barely in his movie" Main criticism for the upcoming first ryan George cinematic Universe movie

Cornetto trilogy pitch meetings would be tight

@sateadventure6359

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow wow

@DaDude2011

3 жыл бұрын

While waiting for this whole pandemic to blow over. Perfect.

I haven't seen any of these movies but I've watched all of the pitch meetings

@123gingka

3 жыл бұрын

I'm curious, what's the appeal of this?

@WillJM81280

3 жыл бұрын

You know all you need to know.

@GandalfEragonPotter

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch the lotr and hobbit They are great movies

@WillJM81280

3 жыл бұрын

@@123gingka Not wasting hours and hours on shitty movies.

@Dargonhuman

3 жыл бұрын

@@123gingka It's like the Cliff's Notes for movies - you learn the important parts of the movie without sitting through all of the bullshit parts of the movie.

"We're gonna give [Alfred] a massive amount of screen-time, and he's not going to change or learn anything?" I can so relate to that character arc!

@ladyalaina42

Жыл бұрын

He gets himself killed for yet more coin. Dragons win.

"That tiny Aragorn-dwarf Thorin" 🤣🤣 Perfect!

This was one of the saddest series of movies i ever watched, cause i loved the lord of the rings, and the hobbit was one of my favorite books. And then they did this. And now i want someone to do the hobbit justice and redo everything. :'( pwease

@Lasmelan

3 жыл бұрын

@Trebuchet I shiver to imagine Middle Earth without Peter Jackson.

@jamesfrost126

3 жыл бұрын

Back in the 1970's Rankin Bass did an animated version for television. It's aimed at a younger audience so it's not great, but it's much better than The Abomination That Is The Jackson Trilogy, as I call this. I refuse to call it The Hobbit, because it is not The Hobbit.

@toolizawesome

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lasmelan I always joked that Skinny Peter Jackson ruined the hobbit, we need Chubby Pete to do it right.

@stephenpedersen5730

3 жыл бұрын

There's a fan edit called the Bilbo Edition. It cuts pretty much every scene Bilbo isn't in, reducing the trilogy into about 4 to 4.5 hours. It was really good.

@flamingarrow2474

3 жыл бұрын

Oof, well to be honest I loved this trilogy.

4:54 I relate to this part so...so much. 🤣

@USMC49er

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at that part

Ryan was mercifully unknowing about the yet unrevealed horrors of the Rings of Power, when he made this.

"Because it was real." About the relationship with a character that wasn't in the book. Who are you trying to convince, Jackson? Us or yourself?

Dragon sickness. Medical Definition- 1. An illness in creed of studio executives and production to drag on a series, with poor results, in order to collect on more financial claim in theatrical sales.

@mandreadfg

3 жыл бұрын

Science

@BinkyTheElf1

3 жыл бұрын

Tolkien-Geek here. The SECOND I saw 'Dragon-Sickness', I knew that the proper answer was the Dwarven Ring.. zoom in on the, creepy Mordor music, gold is cursed.... but no. George Jackson-- er, I meant Peter Lucas-- should have left BdT do his own treatment, in the two movies as originally planned. And that's not even to get into the horrid New Zealand government pandering to Hollywood executives and effing over their labour laws, with PJ's acquiescence.....

@mandreadfg

3 жыл бұрын

@@BinkyTheElf1 BdT would have crushed it for sure

@janedoex1398

3 жыл бұрын

But Twilight , Harry Potter etc HAD no dragons in there ! How do you explain that ?

"I see no irony in that whatsoever" is so going to be my new catch phrase 🤣🤣🤣

@remohj

3 жыл бұрын

New catch phrases are tight

Thanks for the dry heave at the "why does love hurt? Because it was real" line.. I didn't even watch that movie and hearing about that part made me wretch.

This movie is so forgottable, for a while I thought I hadn't even seen it.

“So, you have another Hobbit movie for me?” “Yes sir I do!” “But why though?”

@odeleon24

3 жыл бұрын

So the movie can happen

@jotheunissen9274

3 жыл бұрын

Because money Ooh, I like money

@Kittsuera

3 жыл бұрын

@@jotheunissen9274 "well okay."

I think I've been watching too many Pitch meetings because I'm accually starting to see two different people talking to eachother rather than the same guy playing both. That or Ryan is just a good actor 😁

@samuelhatlestad6676

3 жыл бұрын

Good actor I think. He does a good job of making their persona’s different.

@Tonyhouse1168

2 жыл бұрын

It’s clearly 2 different people. I mean, one of them wears glasses!

@firefiy8789

Жыл бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 My God! He is Superman!

It is amazing how many of these there are and it still keeps its quality and humor. Long running successful comedy skits that keep their quality are tight, especially how he makes it look super easy, barely an inconvenience. Well done as always, keep up the amazing job.

"why does it hurt so much" "Because it was reeal" 🤢🤢🤮 🤣🤣🤣

I have watched literally every dang pitch meeting episode by now and I am so sad there arent more of Them😅😭 you My Good Sir have saved my quarantine, thank you💯

"So you have an original comment for me?" "No sir i don't"

I like Hershe's ending better. Bilbo tells Thoren he should keep the 'shiney armor' and wear it himself for the battle ahead since he's King and is important and just give it to him at the end of the battle. And when the 'White Orc' stabs him in the chest... it wouldn't go through, so the Orc dies and Thoren is still alive. Haha!

*Before watching the video:* I’ve been waiting a long time for this. Hopefully it’ll all be worth it. *After watching the video:* Yup. Totally worth it.

i just realized how great and underrated the line "HIS FROM THE OTHER MOVIES!" really is. Pointing obvious cash grab techniques using script-unrelated characters from the main movie series of the same franchise is TIGHT!

I know it’s unpopular, but I loved how the second movie ended, it was perfect.

I love the way Ryan says "He was/she was in/that's from the other movie!" He's always so excited when he does that! 😂

In watching some of your recent Screen Rants, including the Twilight series and this series, I realize you have an incredible ability to sit through movies like this while paying attention.

I just found pitch meeting about 3 weeks ago and have watched every one. funniest show ever.

My favorite pitch meeting. I've pretty much memorized this one from watching it so much!

..:that tiny Aragorn-Dwarf Thorin 🤣👍

That gag after the "because it was real line" has to be a reference to the producer guy being lactose intolerant and not being able to handle all that cheese right

"So we're gonna give this guys a massive amount of screen time and the character is not gonna change or learn anything." "That's right." "Well OK, then." - say the guys who've been given a massive amount of screen time, but have never changed or learned anything.

@jameswhitley4101

3 жыл бұрын

"I see no irony in that whatsoever."

Someone I work with showed me your channel and I cannot stop. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It's tight!

One of the best Pitch Mettings ever. You really exposed all the illogical things and the sheer greediness and nonsense that is this movie. Really stingy, really deep insights, i loved it!

In the extended edition, Alfrid dies and Beorn is shown fighting the orcs as a bear. It's pretty satisfying to watch.

"looks like we don't know what to do with bilbo in this movie" well, neither did tolkien, so i won't judge you for that

@MrAlopex112

3 жыл бұрын

well... what can you do with that little guy, who cant fight, use magic stuff or has any other usefull talents... and rolls a 1 on sneak most of the time

@MrMoleHole

3 жыл бұрын

That's why tolkien skipped the battle in his book

@alexp974

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMoleHole “And there was a massive battle, and this one guy kinda turns into a manbearpi... manbear.” The end.

@Talyrion

3 жыл бұрын

True, but then again, the battle is barely an afterthought in the book, so Bilbo not playing a part in it hardly undermines his protagonist status. It becomes more problematic when the same battle is the core of a whole movie.

@nicoleoliver607

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexp974 Are you being super serial?

"Galadriel turns on the scary mode and Sauron is like okay I'll leave stop yelling" 😂😂😂😂😂

@blueshit199

20 күн бұрын

"hate nagging wife"

There are two good scenes in the entire hobbit trilogy. Bilbo talking with Gollum. Bilbo talking with Smaug. That's it. You can cut everything else and will miss nothing.

This is my absolute favorite ongoing series on KZread, I look forward to every episode and they do not disappoint. I would love to see you tackle some of the classic Universal Monster movies from the 30s and 40's!