"Thats half a billion lads! Half a billion" hahahaha I swear I've had managers like him lol

@lynxfl

4 жыл бұрын

SPOILER ALERT!! makes sense in retrospect. he's reiterating the money figure to remind the cops that it's far more lucrative to allow the drug dealers to carry out their operations and take their bribes

@toastedt140

4 жыл бұрын

@Jamie Nicholls If you ever look at how they do the math for drug busts its total amount of drugs x highest price per unit. So 40 dollars for a gram of weed or a 120 for coke when in reality it always goes for less than that because of a variety of factors.

@nialldiegocarrera3491

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 40 dollars for a gram tf

@cumboi1695

3 жыл бұрын

@@toastedt140 140 for a gram of coke? It's 300 in Australia lol

@peterburke1709

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like Neil dudgeon from midsomer murders

now, now, lads, c'mon not in front of the american

@andymb601

4 жыл бұрын

Just found this comment right when he said that lol

@Democratic_Industrialism

4 жыл бұрын

Shiva Srinivasan was that from once upon a time in Hollywood

@shivasrinivasan80

4 жыл бұрын

@@Democratic_Industrialism Yeah! It is was absolutely hilarious the way it was so nonchalantly delivered by Brad Pitt.

@Democratic_Industrialism

4 жыл бұрын

Shiva Srinivasan 😂 yea I’m Mexican American and I wasn’t even mad it was just funny as hell

@jamesboulger8705

3 жыл бұрын

Key qualifier.

"Fuck off back to Dublin, you." Oh man, that kills me. This movie is so good.

@cathanof

4 ай бұрын

that "youre a knacker", "fuck off back to dublin" exchange somehow perfectly encapsulates the jackeen vs culchie complex of this country in one sentence

Brendan Gleeson is such a fantastic actor.

@wreccen

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to post this, lol

@timhall3575

4 жыл бұрын

@@wreccen Watched the Guard last night - great film. Gleeson is an amazing actor.

@mikeymc3094

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant movie but ask how many people seen it an they avnt got a clue what ur talkin about. Such a shame

@timhall3575

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeymc3094 It'll find it's place I am sure. The good will out.

@StoutProper

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Dickens in bruge

"I'm Irish sir, racism is part of my culture." lol.

@MillionaireDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

Sure not sir 👍

@MillionaireDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

@Hanzee Dent cool

@dd.4910

3 жыл бұрын

@@abusaad8523 Arab's are dirty nasty shysters, look how they treat the foreign workers in Dubai, the greedy sweaty chuckleheads. ??? Seriously, you're descended from a no good race.

@ruslankazimov622

2 жыл бұрын

@Shaheen Shad I mean all of current wars and conflicts originated either directly from them or inspired by their idealogy imposed on other subjects of caliphate. Caliphate spreading islam, destroying all the cultures on way, forced arabization. This is not like some thing happened in history...long time age and gone with it. The results are still ther hurting planet. Fall of Iranian culture, Caucasus, Byzantium/Anatolia ,all the shitstorm in Balkans, demographic crysis in India/Pakistan/Bangladesh, Modern day terrorism , irrational fear of technology and modernisation.

@ruslankazimov622

2 жыл бұрын

@Shaheen Shad what's happening? The countless lives lost by division created by islam.

I love how, when he recognizes the dead drug dealer, he doesn't immediately announce that but instead just pisses them off for shits and giggles, knowing that the information he has will save him from any serious repercussions.

@davidrendall2461

5 жыл бұрын

Olympic level fuckaboutry

@1987scuzz

4 жыл бұрын

Herald of History When I first watched this I just thought he was being a dick. Second time around I realised he was doing it because he knew there’d be no consequences. Brilliant movie

@mikeymc3094

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Laing Serpico with an Irish accent an a better actor than Patchino

@incipidsigninsetup

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrAlanlaing most bigots feel justified in their bigotry whether they have the nuts or not. The writer turning the rogue antihero who thumbs their nose at the establishment into the smartest person in the room isn't brilliant writing. This method has been done hundreds of times in a host of other movies and tv shows.

@Anhorish

4 жыл бұрын

@@incipidsigninsetup Everything has been done before. Many of Shakespeare's plays had Italian stories at source, but how does that diminish the bard's retelling? The story is irrelevant; it's the art of telling it.

The most offensive thing you can say to an Irish man is saying he's from dublin

@WellMefisto

8 жыл бұрын

+daniel young Why, Daniel? I"m not Irish, I'm brazilian... but I'd like to know.

@danielyoung6402

8 жыл бұрын

Dublin is filled with only two types of people posh pricks or s cumbags there's no real middle ground

@danielyoung6402

8 жыл бұрын

Nah but you gotta admit the rich lads in Dublin tend to be pricks

@njpf123

8 жыл бұрын

its like saying to a British guy is from London .

@WellMefisto

8 жыл бұрын

***** Really?? And the poor people? Tend to be cool?

As great as Gleeson is in the scene, and make no mistake he is great, the fella next to him is what really sells it. His reactions are priceless!

@yermanowiththehairfromdown5618

5 жыл бұрын

yer man from Adam and Paul, he's a class actor in that movie as well, portraying a junkie.

@BestUserNameUK

5 жыл бұрын

The awkward cough👍🏻

@Maidez09

4 жыл бұрын

Hes very similar to Donnie in The Big Lebowski

@iamblessd204

2 жыл бұрын

Dude was taking notes.

@TheLYagAmi

2 жыл бұрын

Yer showing us up man

“Irish David Cameron doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.” Irish David Cameron: 2:26

@Damo2690

3 жыл бұрын

Nooo

@aamaravel2493

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHH wtf

I've recently discovered Irish cinema. I'm Pakistani so it's a culture very different from my own but I have learned so much about this beautiful little country through films like In the Name of the Father, The Wind that Shakes the Barley, In Bruges, The Guard, The Banshees of Inshirin and I love everything about it. The simplicity, the accent (too sexy), the landscape, the history it's all so interesting and refreshing.

@belfast01uk

Жыл бұрын

all true. Im sure Pakistan is beautiful but when we have sunshine and heat there is no country on earth that beats Ireland

@anasdanoun3128

Жыл бұрын

@@belfast01ukNew Zealand 🇳🇿 when New Zealand has summer come around it is better than any fucking country lol

@WarlordEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@anasdanoun3128 Yea, but good luck getting any drugs for a reasonable price to enjoy that summer.

@ArthurD

Жыл бұрын

@@WarlordEnthusiast you need stimulants to enjoy good weather? Good Lord, you're a sad lad.

@WarlordEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@ArthurD I never mentioned stimulants, weed + the beautiful atmosphere of new Zealand are a match made in heaven.

"fuck off back to Dublin you" hahahaha the sheer venom in that was ruthless

@Camcolito

Жыл бұрын

That's a common phrase outside of Dublin.

@deadpanbarry5442

10 ай бұрын

As a person living in Cork I've use that sentence more than once. 😅

@tommymaher4166

10 ай бұрын

hahaha theres something great about it though @@deadpanbarry5442

Hilarious that i'm getting this recommended during whats going on in the world at the moment.

@bellmeisterful

4 жыл бұрын

Back then we werent wimps

@siemensohm

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, I laughed so hard

@yellowmr1

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@houssamassila6274

4 жыл бұрын

I second that... shall we defund KZread ?

@bellmeisterful

4 жыл бұрын

@Vasilijan Nikolovski I know right? Sheesh

Also Don Cheadle gets some flack for his fairly wooden performance in this movie, but his reaction to the "what street you're buying cocaine on" line is perfect, bemusement touched with a creeping respect for the guy.

@billyc2010

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I think that was a genuine out of character laugh that they just kept in lol

@sammythemc

4 жыл бұрын

@Christy Dolan yeah exactly, it's just a subtler type of performance I think

@sammythemc

4 жыл бұрын

@Colloquial Soliloquy yeah people don't know the difference between a bad actor and a straight man

@sammythemc

4 жыл бұрын

@Colloquial Soliloquy I mean it was 8 years ago so who knows, but I think I was trying to use "wooden" as a sort of neutral descriptor, what I might now now call a "small" performance

@sammythemc

4 жыл бұрын

I probably wouldn't have been talking about how Don Cheadle sucks, I've loved that guy since I saw him in Boogie Nights in like 2004

Well, you're not. You're in Galway. GALWAY!

@xtotaldestructionx

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Jones we’re in fookin’ Galway!

@Bayard1503

5 жыл бұрын

GALWAY!!

@danielofinan5071

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but that cracked me up the most. Just the way he says it

@ronoccc

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielofinan5071 it’s the look on his face for me when he says it ha

@danielofinan5071

3 жыл бұрын

Such a cool cop. Dumps out the meth or coke (cant remember which one ) in the river but eats the acid he took off those teens lol

One of the best quotes. “There are gay guys in IRA?” “Sure it was the only way we could successfully infiltrate the MI5!!”

"GALWAY!"

@fds7476

8 жыл бұрын

+ameerhamid89 Nonono. GOLLWEH!

@BestUserNameUK

4 жыл бұрын

@@fds7476 Gaillimh!

@ronoccc

3 жыл бұрын

And the look of indignation on his face

0:33 After defeating the white walkers Davos went back to his old smuggling ways.

@umamangal312

3 жыл бұрын

Respect for you Sir

@hassamzahid3961

2 жыл бұрын

hey can u tell me name of the movie

@NexusNarratives69

2 жыл бұрын

What a connection you made here. Guess the Onion Knight has got to keep earning a living too.

One of the funniest films ever to slip under the radar. Laughs from start to finish and some great performances.

Incredibly written, nuanced scene. Beautifully acted by both Gleeson and Cheadle. This is a perfect scene. Perfect. Just wonderful film. Love it.

@teh_hunterer

Жыл бұрын

It really is an underrated gem.

@Nanku42

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

I lost it when he said, "I'm irish, racism is part of my culture." Never saw it coming. Beautiful.

We're not in Atlanta were in fucking Galway lol

I love that as well as messing with their heads, it was all actually a set up. He was waiting for the best opportunity to drop the info about the dead criminal and make them look like fools. Fantastic writing, realised by an amazing actor.

Gleeson is just such a brilliant acter, i really hope to see him in more major roles.

@blueband8114

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, he's great in 'In Bruges' as well.

@wahwahqalandar

3 жыл бұрын

Actor*... You must be from Dublin.

@chriswalls5648

3 жыл бұрын

IMDB

@hapennyproductions3800

3 жыл бұрын

@@wahwahqalandar since when was being from Dublin meant being illiterate?

@wahwahqalandar

3 жыл бұрын

@@hapennyproductions3800 It's a joke genius...

Brendan Gleeson has to be one of the most likable actors of all time.

To me it's a cult classic. It's the epitome of dark humour.

It makes me sad when people say they haven't seen this film. They are missing out on so, so much.

This movie and In Bruges are in my top ten favs . Gleason is enigmatic in this one. You never know what hes up too or what hes thinking. Genius!

What acting! What directing! What writing! This is what I call a movie.

Don Chedle plays this magnificently. Watch his face and the way they talk over each other.

I love this movie from start to finish. Don Cheadle and Brendan Gleeson are money in every scene they share.

We're in fockin Galway.... GALWEH!

@philiposborne982

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a bad time to start singing Gallway Girl by the Ginger English? It's quite catchy if you like I can click my fingers and wiggle my hips a bit. But you may want to restrain your wives and fiancés... it's a bit like a magnet when I turn it on. This dancing is actually illegal in over 100 countries on earth. #SexyBoy

@shnpio

3 жыл бұрын

@@philiposborne982 Fuck off back to Dublin

This movie and In Bruges. Funny as hell

@StephNuggs

3 жыл бұрын

Pls for the love of pussy. Is there any movie like these 2? Seen them both a million times

@martinmizumoto

3 жыл бұрын

@@StephNuggs Seven Psychopaths. Same director as In Bruges (who happened to be executive producer on The Guard) Stars Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken and Sam Rockwell amongst many others. Great film

@StephNuggs

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinmizumoto seen it! Good stuff but not same level.

@martinmizumoto

3 жыл бұрын

@@StephNuggs Unfortunately, not much is! On a separate vibe, 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace' is one of the best shows ever made - its all on youtube aswell, I recommend it if you haven't seen that :)

@StephNuggs

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinmizumoto I'll check that out. Thanks

He gets called racist but doesnt get called wrong.

@theoreticallyspeaking3377

9 ай бұрын

Based

Why have I never ever heard of this film? It looks brilliant. I'm off to order it. :-)

@adamhardcourt9428

3 жыл бұрын

It's very funny, gleeson is a great actor

@Muzakman37

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you've seen it a few times now, it's a classic. Best vehicle imaginable for Gleeson.

It's a crime The Guard is not more well known than it is! It's a great cast in a great film that is funny, suspenseful, exciting, and actually very touching. Oh and so wonderfully politically incorrect!!

@rovhalt6650

2 жыл бұрын

You should see (In Bruges). It's amazing.

Brendan Gleeson in The Guard, In Bruges, The General, Alone in Berlin, Calvary, is pure art.

Crying with laughter after seeing this scene more than a dozen times

One of the best movies I have ever seen!

This movie is on my list of Favorite films Because each of the peformances were superb, professional, and funny. The story was even well done.

'Now, lads, c'mon. Not in front of di American.' 😆

KZread algorithm never fails to amaze me 😂

@viqneuman.5111

4 жыл бұрын

I think I can trace this video back to Mark Ruffalo 'spoiling' the Avengers Infinity Ending sitting beside Don Cheadle while they were promoting it.

"Only havin' a bit of fun, like. Don't mean anythin' by it" LOL!

Brendan Gleeson was my English teacher for 5 years and my Year Head for two years back in the 80's which is a shame because no matter how good a performance he gives I cant get past the fact of who he really is and that he is just acting :(

@cheefussmith9380

6 жыл бұрын

haha - nice! hello from dun laoghaire!

“Street Value”, “what?”. “You lads are always announcing your seizures of street value of this or that”. “I do wonder what street you buy your Cocaine, because it’s not the same street I’m buying my cocaine” 🤣🤣. That’s real Police. They are part of the community, from the community and they are street wise people. It’s funny that the one Guarda that basically admits he’s tried drugs is the only one who wasn’t on the take. We need an Army of Sergeant Boyles. Fuckin Galway!!!!🔥🔥🙏

To everyone in the comment section,GO BACK TO DUBLIN😂

@Ricky6136

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK YOU, MAN!

@bbanks4351

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK U PIECE OF SHIAT

@Kitiwake

3 жыл бұрын

Funny

@ethanholgate2512

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@troystaunton254

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll have you mate!

"200 million it was!" "They're always fucking overestimating!"

I love that guys face sitting next to Brendan Gleeson at 1:04 hahahahahaha

*"You're a fucking nacker"* 😂😂

@idcidc1444

Жыл бұрын

Thx for that because that’s NOT what I heard but that makes wayyyyyyy more sense

Ahh KZread has a sick sense of humour

I don't know why but the second time he shouts Galway had me in stitches

"GALWEH"

Absolutely love Brendan Gleeson the best actor of our generation.

The fella sitting beside him at 1:04 is in Adam and Paul! Another great film

@robertoneill3616

4 жыл бұрын

That's mark O'Halloran, wrote Adam and Paul.

This is such a quality filum ( as they say in Eire ). So under rated.

@Mugdorna

3 жыл бұрын

Only the English call it “Eire” these days (and decades) But 100% agree, amazing filum

When he said "fuck off back to Dublin, you", I felt that.

One of the smartest goddamn criminal comedies I have ever seen in my life….

I love how he says Galway with pride

So happy people have finally found this film - 10 years of a slow burn for y’all

First time watching this was on Channel 4 last year. That was a funny Irish film I’ve watched.

The opening scene sums up The Guard, ridiculous & hilarious. What a beautiful fucking day.

That's Davos Seaworth from flea bottom!

@farmerned6

5 жыл бұрын

That's why Stannis hacked his finger tips off!

@someguyfromengland5036

3 жыл бұрын

@@farmerned6 at least its 4 less fingernails to clean....

@dastardlybastardthe2nd

3 жыл бұрын

@@someguyfromengland5036 fewer*

Whispering the 'next' was perfect.

I came across this film a while back by accident and it truly is a top quaily watch it fully embraces the Irish attitude in some smaller places

you should have left like another 30 seconds more

Ah Jesus as a Dub, the amount of times culchies have told me to piss off back to Dublin 😂😂 Gotta love the craic.

not in front of the american hah

@capnskiddies

3 жыл бұрын

It's nationally embarrassing how accurate a line that is.

@kavalogue

3 жыл бұрын

@@capnskiddies we've all said it

One of the very best films I have watched, ever ! Excellent !

Some pretend that the Irish were never slaves only indentured servants. In fact the Irish were sold into slavery. From 1641 to 1652, over 550,000 Irish were killed by the English and 300,000 more were sold as slaves. As more men were transported, leaving their wives and children behind, they too were also rounded up and sold as slaves. Irish women and their daughters were of lighter complection than the black slaves and were considered more valuable as domestic slaves.

Going to watch this movie now. This scene reminds me of the dynamic of Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy in 48 hours. Good luck ever seeing a movie like that in this day and age.

@ansionnachbeagrioga5260

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought of that comparison before but, yeah, I think that's a good description.

That cough after he says it kills me everytime😂

Played in a men’s soccer league . On my team was some Irish guys . Really not sure from where but I know it wasn’t Dublin . How did I know?The other team had some guys from Ireland as well. They were from Dublin. Irish guy on my team said ; “ right lads let’s beat these Dirty Dubliners!”. Well let me tell you the fireworks went off !!!

0:20 that subtle itch lol

"That's half a billion, lads"

They put wig on Mark Strong only for this photo... 😂😂😂😂😂

"that's enough of your guff now boyle". lol

*The most offensive thing you can say to an Irish man is that he's from Kerry ~* 😂

"We're not back in Atlanta, though, are we? We're in fockin' Galway."

Francis Sheehy-Skeffington. Do your homework guys. A major drug dealer named after an Irish legend. Someone had some balls alright.

“Not in front of the American” 😂😂

I expect Dublin is no worse than many places. But I love the reliable jokes about it. Newark in New Jersey considered lowlife - jokes about driving through and not stopping etc.

@irishelk3

2 жыл бұрын

There's working class Dublin, middle class and upper class. Northside, were i'm from are mostly working class or middle class, lots of rough areas, but like anywhere its just a handful of hyenas that drag it all down. Southside, mostly rich people, some of them are very friendly, but you'll always meet some real horrors, totally horrible people, they're just scared little men...There's always been a rivalry in Dublin between north and south. The politicians mostly live on the southside and all the money goes into the infrastructure and buildings and so on, the northside is left to fall to pieces and has tonnes of heroin addiction, homeless problems and other social issues. We're suppressed by our government and we're a few years behind places like say Vancouver, Tokyo, or Amsterdam. People in every country always moan about the main town, personally i never complain about the people outside of Dublin so i expect the same in return.

Hahahahahaha.. 😂. 😂. 😂. 😂 I love Brendan Gleeson

"We're in fuckin' Galway"

A wonderful film,Gleason is magnificent.Pure joy.

Rare footage of Mad Eye Moody during his time at the auror office

I love the irish. Holland and ireland have a lot similarities.

@BrotherHood-xh9sg

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Small countries, split up in 2, taxhavens etc. They are indeed quite similar.

@indubio1

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrotherHood-xh9sg erm... split in 2? How's that? I live here and I don't recall any borders in my day to day life

@BrotherHood-xh9sg

2 жыл бұрын

@@indubio1 I was refering to the Netherlands and belgium situation. Ireland used to be 1 country, then Ireland & North Ireland situation happend. Same for the Netherlands. Used to be 1 country with Belgium. But problems between the two parts caused them to split apart.

@indubio1

2 жыл бұрын

I'll accept that explanation 👍

"GALWAY!" Brilliant.

Actually the guy telling everyone half a billion was doing a public survive

It's funny how the inspector has to act serious especially when he's asking for an apology.

This is brilliant! I'll miss this humour, it's not racist just fun! We all mock each other!

Loved this movie! That's a rarity these days.👍 Brendan's a damned good actor, and a pleasure to watch!

Street value .. Your not buying your cocaine on the same street I’m buying my cocaine😂

This movie is an underrated treasure

0:31 who's a sexy garda?! who's a sexy garda?! Dada Dada, hey! Dada Dada, hey!

We're in fucking Galway 😂😂😂

Hahaha…the cough gets me the most!

The algorithm has brought us together once more

Brendan's Levity in this scene is sheer genius

1:52 his face says "feed me more" (causing trouble not eating..)

Buying this film. Now. Missed it initially. Enjoy everyone, every day. We are family. Out lies and evil. Be free.

I was thinking “this is dumb” and then wow, 😂😂😂😂😂