The Green Players Were Right aka the Codie Roast
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Codie Vociferous Codex is so evil I might have to invent a Time Machine just to stop Guttenberg from inventing books.
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Shitting other people's pants is absolutely a Blue Black strategy
@bradsimpson8724
Жыл бұрын
Something about that actually seems very reddish to me...
@TheFlamingDraco
Жыл бұрын
@@bradsimpson8724 Yeah I was thinking more Rakdos or Gruul
@curranmoonblade7451
Жыл бұрын
@@TheFlamingDraco Rakdos shits in other peoples pants while Gruul uses shit as improvised ammunition.
@deadpancrickets6881
Жыл бұрын
I can see that for Rakdos, especially since they love to revel in debauchery
@slayinderp7501
Жыл бұрын
@@deadpancrickets6881 Nah, Rakdos would be throwing shit at other people.
I have to share the ALMOST ALL PERMANENTS lunatic degeneracy that is my friend’s Codie deck. The only non-permanent spell in the deck is Primal Surge. There are mana rocks, sacrifice outlets, and a LOT of HUGE creatures, at least half of which are 11 or more mana. He ramps up, gets a sac outlet on board (or metalwork colossus in his graveyard which lets him sacrifice Codie to play it), makes the Codie mana, sacrifices Codie, spends 11+ mana on a massive chonk-bonk brute the size of your mother, and triggers the ability given to the mana Codie produced, which leads to exactly one sorcery - Primal Surge. His entire deck hits the field. Maelstrom wanderer and others give everything haste. Avacyn makes it all indestructible. Blightsteel Colossus and the Eldrazi titans say hello before your mind melts from the glistening oil showing you the blind eternities. Craterhoof behemoth makes everything so thick that they made an ad for Viagra. Draco is there. It That Betrays laughs in tongues. Every single doomsday creature card in magic arrives like it’s Avengers Endgame but Thanos decided to snap everything. I would hate it if it wasn’t the single most glorious abomination I’ve ever seen a magic deck create.
@theautisticguitarist7560
6 ай бұрын
This deck will give me nightmares and now I NEED to play it.
@juter1122
4 ай бұрын
If you drop a lab man and a draw creature, do you win instantly? Same with Oracle?
@The_Murder_Party
2 ай бұрын
@@juter1122that’s the quitter’s way out.
@OTKok
2 ай бұрын
Send list please
@alpacaofthemountain8760
2 ай бұрын
That hook ain’t playing
Anyone who says Knowledge isn't Power doesn't probably understand what makes Codie a truly Profane Tutor.
@Breifcaseguy1
Жыл бұрын
And they also haven't played Theros U/R Scry Matters.
@Uefeti
Жыл бұрын
Knowledge is sometimes quite hard to obtain, if you’ll willing, you’l quite possibly will need to push through As Naseum, and peer into abyss a bit even
@Fru1tSamura1
Жыл бұрын
@Breifcaseguy1 why scry, when I can run all canaries and 1 0 cost spell that let's me cast all those cantrips
@Red_Mag3
11 ай бұрын
Knowledge Pool + Drafna so you can stack the options
@jobhunter5090
8 ай бұрын
Knowledge isn't power, power is power you try knowing something without the means to use it, it's pointless nothing happens around you.
_Can't cast permanents_ _Proceeds to load the deck with every single "take control of X" instant and sorcery you can possibly find_ _Everyone else at the table kindly plays the permanents you can't for you_ That's right, uncle Ricky may not be able to have children but he sure can kidnap everyone who moves into the neighborhood.
@gatherer818
Жыл бұрын
My Codie deck used red spells that double/triple the next spell you cast, and Inevitable Betrayal getting free cast from Codie (just cast a 1 cost spell, and it'll find the only 0 cost spell in your deck), together with a bunch of spells to shuffle Inevitable Betrayal back into the deck. Double Double Triple I'm going into each of your decks for 3 creatures of my choice, you have a Blightsteel and a Platinum Angel in here, you deserve this.
@redcoatsrevolt6538
Жыл бұрын
@@gatherer818 That sounds amazing. Do you have a decklist for this?
@neco9590
Жыл бұрын
@@gatherer818ngl that sounds amazing (right up until the point where one of the fifty pieces of graveyard hate hit your betrayal, but, you know, it's something)
@blackbagans
11 ай бұрын
@@redcoatsrevolt6538i have a decklist specifically for this
@gabomon08slayerofdragons
9 ай бұрын
Nah, i saw a deck list of 97 wastes, approach of the second sun and a spell that puts target spell into your hand so you can cast that approach of the second sun again to win the game
The wonderful thing about this thing as a commander is that you can literally make a deck with ninety seven lands, approach of the second sun, and narset’s reversal and actually win games.
@drew-id
Жыл бұрын
I've seen it with 60 Dragons Approach spells, into a tibalts trickery, into the mazes end wincon (ten drop green spell that lets you tutor ten lands to play). At worst, it's a T3 codie, T4 respond on end step and win on upkeep. Faster with ramp spells. 🤢
@JaredJuetten
10 ай бұрын
@@drew-id Disgusting...
I have a codie deck, but it's built around Rampage of the Clans. Get a bunch of artifacts/enchantments, and cast any 5 mana instant/sorcery to cast rampage to turn them all into 3/3. The downside is that you can't play any other instant/sorcery spells with mana value 4 or less because then codie might hit it instead of rampage. Very funny and silly
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
Far more ethical than the players who “gift” Codie
@sammyiel9626
Жыл бұрын
@@maldhound omfg that's how you lose friends bro
@seifeir6951
Жыл бұрын
@@sammyiel9626 one of the myriad ways
@marcfleming2102
Жыл бұрын
Be a degenerate. Pull out everything. Approach the Second Sun, Serum Powder, Sol Ring, and narsets reversal, the rest lands. You're welcome lmao
@owenrobinson5031
Жыл бұрын
@@maldhoundfractured identity goes hard
You forgot the way to torture someone in a 1 v 1, donate Codie and watch the life drain out of their eyes
@xanderleadbeater2608
Жыл бұрын
Better yet, combine Cody with that one equipment card from the warhammer set that lets you give it to each of your opponents at the beginning of their turns. Ngl I wanna make a Cody deck that’s based around handing off terrible cards to my opponents lol
@renaldotulung1676
Жыл бұрын
Assault Suit, and it's a reprint from an old commander precon
@zeekeno823
Жыл бұрын
Harmless offering...
@1krani
Жыл бұрын
@@xanderleadbeater2608 This is why I come for the vids but stay for the comments: to know what removal to put in my decks.
@adamxue6096
11 ай бұрын
@@xanderleadbeater2608 What's next, Hivemind + Enduring Ideal when your opponent isn't playing enchantments? Or Undying Flames, works great as well for this purpose Or frick it, Eternal Dominion, run the most crappiest of permanents in your deck and basically play their deck while they get to play yours, perfectly great ideas
I haven't played MTG in years, and one look at "You can't cast permanent spells" my first thought was "This is not a restriction, there's seventeen billion ways to either not need to cast permanents in the first place or to cheat them out of the deck/graveyard, that is no handicap at all that's the cost of doing business with this card" and I'm glad my thoughts lined up with yours
There's a reason certain books aren't allowed in school. Necronomicon, Book of the Dead, Codie...just to name a few.
@msteerie
Жыл бұрын
Necronomicon literally means “book of the dead”
Kaalia of the Vast deserves a 10 book essay on how unfair that shit is
@BloodyAltima
Жыл бұрын
Oh, I'm sorry, were you unable to stop the most telegraphed thing in the world from happening? Sucks to be you I guess, I'll just be here with my turn ~5 Avacyn. CEDH Kaalia need not apply as that's just a different deck entirely, and besides, it's CEDH ,you signed up for bullshit.
@jamesgreenwood1703
Жыл бұрын
I love the days when I thought Kaalia was broken. Awesome
@giantninja9173
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately for Kaalia, she has garnered such a reputation that she is immediately lit up for being revealed as a commander. So any table that puts a “proper” amount of removal in their decks just doesn’t tolerate her. But if you can protect her and cast her on turn 3 you better be killing someone outright
"can't cast permanent spells" Okay but like- if I wanted permanents there are these funny little spells that generate tokens. Or I could drop a Goblinslide before Codie.
@HeraldOfOpera
8 ай бұрын
Or spells that steal their creatures.
Codie can 1000% get it. You see how THICC they are? They got so much back, you don't even know where the front is.
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
💀🫡
My man just made the best playboy advertisement to ever exist and he did it for free.
Nevermind that that tap ability reads as potentially any 5 drop in the deck if they have Bring to Light in hand.
This man is gonna blow up any day now.
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
It already feels like I did, I appreciate your belief that I’ll get bigger 🙏
@AndrewS-vu4ji
Жыл бұрын
In response, fling
Thanks for putting a imagine of using Codie's pages as a fleshlight into my head 🙃
As a green player I second this roast
@mikepower8999
Жыл бұрын
stop whining. it's an artifact, green has plenty of answers to artifacts.
@alexDeGruccio
Жыл бұрын
@@mikepower8999sounds like you have a crappy art deck and got slapped around by a green deck I've only seen this kind of hatred when people have trauma from previous decks 😂
@anthonyestrada7918
Жыл бұрын
😂
So my codiex deck revolved around looting into, and then recurring from the graveyard 'freed from the reel'. (Or a similar enchantment) That way I could infinitely tap codie, cast one spell, and declare a thousand million billion cascade triggers.... The deck was then able to ensure it never ran out of cards, returning things from grave/exile. This might sound annoying (because it was).... But I love the idea of this book just spewing infinite pieces of paper to win a fight.
LeVar Burton’s evil understudy killed me dude. I haven’t laughed out loud like that in a while. You can’t disappoint a picture!
I took this deck apart some time ago, but that was a ton of fun. Aside from my sliver deck, I think that's the only time I ever played five colours.
i love your energy so much, this time next year 250k you deserve it
I play this deck with almost every instant or sorcery card that is 2 cmc so I can hit my inevitable betrayal and just copy it. And then recur it. I get to play my opponent's fun creatures.
@AlexAuldron
Жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you are also a Codie player of culture (it's a great strategy. This and Profane Tutor are great "free" cost spells)
Thank you for the reading recommendation. I took a look at that playboy magazine you mentioned and the articles are hilarious.
Theres a guy in my play group that had a Codie deck built around Hypergenesis. Those games are the pinnacle of chaos. I remember one game this lead to someone dropping Emrakul, The Promised End turn five. Fun times.
Codie was my very first commander deck i made. Too many good spells to fit into one deck. Not to mention you can just play permanents before casting codie or after he dies (which he will, alot).
Day 81 of asking for gallia of the endless dance
@jamesfilyawDigginGabe
Жыл бұрын
As someone in the middle of building a Gallia deck, I concur
@ComDenox
Жыл бұрын
If you have to ask for 81 days, I'm pretty sure that's a clear signal that he doesn't want to do it
@TRizzles117
Жыл бұрын
Fuck that guy, I am THE Satyr player at my locals and let me tell you, Gallia gets it. Gallia turns 'em sideways. I've NEVER played a game and not had someone say "dang satyrs are fast." Gallia is so fun and so fair that you cant roast her, she just dances on the smoldering embers of the decks that cant keep up. Satyrs are elves that said fuck making Mana, let's get high and mosh to Greensleeves. Gallia comes to party.
Love your work man
I’ve seen a Codie deck that was cycle a shit ton of creatures then cascade into living end to vomit them onto the board while clearing everyone else’s
This is the personification of "I'm only using 1% of my power"
I remember using this deck, doing a board wipe then getting a buncha tokens from a sorcery for every permanent I dusted 🤣
In brawl dude put this on my field from his... I was so confused and impressed
We need to hear about Henzie!
I love you Codie but I think it's long past time for Light-Paws to have her day in the sun.
@SylviaPrecise
Жыл бұрын
Yup. Shuffle the library the gathering
@mofomiko
Жыл бұрын
I wanted to build her but came to my senses after I put together the aura board
my codie deck I use for brawl on mtg arena is based around "cascading" into role reversal on turn 4 because its the only instant/sorcery in the deck below 4 mana and only two cost more than 4. after I trade your best thing for codie I return everything to your hand and tutor up jin gitaxias, progress tyrant.
Love it! Codie is my favorite commander
3 things in my cody deck. 1 token engine. 2 boardwipes. 3 lots of ninjas
I am once again asking for Zurgo Helmsmasher
Oh boy. Reading Painbow. Lovely.
Note to self: never touch any playboy magazine in Mald's house
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume they survived
Thoughts on Veyran, Voice of Duality? I feel like while it can be generic izzet spellslinger shenantgains, the idea of "i'm going to make an absolutely mess of the stack by doubling triggers" is a lot funnier. and also what I'm trying to work on now. I will copy *all* of the spells, and it will take at least 10 minutes for me to resolve the stack
@pencilwatchesstuff791
Жыл бұрын
She's fun. Niblis of frost will make stompy/aggro players hate you and hullbreaker horror will make you lose all your friends.
I just about laughed myself out of this life and into the next.
Tyvar the bellicose leader of the wooden gym!
Finally, a worthy spellslinging opponent for Krark the Thumbless!
@jamesgreenwood1703
Жыл бұрын
No. Nobody will ever be good enough to dethrone my thumbless boi ( except maybe orvar )
Can I get a shout out to Thantis absolutely laughing in the wake of chaos?
As someone who uses this commander to SHIT out Eldrazi’s onto the battlefield at an ungodly pace, all this man speaks is truth
@Ace-vz8vk
8 ай бұрын
Would you be willing to share a deck list? That sounds interesting.
@rubenmatinezlopez2662
7 ай бұрын
Look up online "The guide to cheating out creatures" and build yourself a Show and Tell/Tutors deck with things like Pod, Defense of the Heart etc
Oona queen of the fae needs a roast
Codie is a fun Cycling Living End commander
God, I love Codie.
I will now scour my library of magic knowledge until I find a car that does the equivalent of shiting your opponents pants
'Walmart Gambit' had me dying
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
Someone asked why I didn’t just call it cascade and it was specifically to make that Walmart gambit joke lol
I was playing a game with one of the lotr precons that had Treasure Nabber ("When an oponent taps an artifact for mana gain control of it until the end of your next turn") and one of the other players commander was Codie and he just kept giving it to me so I couldn't play the game it was hilarious
I love Codie with Cycling
Codie enjoys building itself in such a way that all effects of the same mana cost are the same. All my 3 drops are wheels. All my 2 drops are removal, etc. The side effect of this is that once I rip the exact thing I need off the top you become public enemy number 1, with a twist; you don’t have blockers to defend yourself with
@mofomiko
Жыл бұрын
That's a nice way to build it - I have a budget version essentially built around cloning stuff and other spells that produce tokens. It's super slow and boring though, I kinda need a way to make it more uumphy
Wal-Mart Gambit.....🤣🤣🤣
96 wastes deck with Approach of the Second Sun, Narset's Reversal, Serum Powder, and Codie.
Asking for magus lucea kane
I love colorless commanders, they’re literally all way to good though
Asking for Kadena, Slinking sorcerer, because I like to blindfold my opponents
I Wonder if we have a relatively cheap spell that gives every opponent a copy of target permanent we control? So we do shenanigans while they have to politics their codex off the board first….if we let them.
Do the beam-town bullies next pretty please!!!!
One of my friends made a codie hypergenesis deck
It’s valid to say that this is one book that you can judge by it’s cover
May I bring to the table; Codie + fractured identity or true polymorph. You're welcome ladies and gentlemen
''The Day of the Marmot'' deck step 1) play Dream Devourer step 2) give fortell to two Harmless Offerings step 3) play Codie , Experimental Frenzy , Weathred Runestone , (Pithing Needle if needed and chose Experimental Frenzy) step 4) Double Offer Codie and Experimental Frenzy step 5) pass turn and tell your opponent you have to leave for a one day trip step 6) return next day to just to see him pass his turn step 7) repeat step 6 and 7 for any amount of times
Curious to get your opinions on The Council of Four or Dina Soul Steeper
I am once again asking for ramos
Be a shame if I had 2 archons of valor's reach out, one for instants, one for sorceries.
My Codie deck is 37 lands and instants/sorceries, since I am a wizard who respects himself and his traditions.
I love this deck , I end up making copies and giving them to everyone .
"I'm going to shit yourself." - Samuel Hayden
Just gonna keep asking for Nethroi, Apex of Death
What about my boy Prossh? He's got KOBOLDS!
Sould do a video on Partner commanders
I do like to throw in some permanents into these decks incase I can get them out beforehand.
The most fun I ever had with Codie was when an opponent took control of him without reading the very first line of text on the card and proceeded to lock themselves out of the rest of the game.
I forgot about CODIE, what a good boi! Day 4 I think of asking for my boi Volrath, you gotta cover his interactions with stuff like Myr Propagator and the Licids
i NEED one for Maelstrom Wanderer, hes been my best commander for years and hes so unfair xD
You can do all of that or... Just give Codie to your opponent and watch them suffering
I made a Codie deck that just had all the Strixhaven Mystical Archives. it's funny to cast Fractured Identity on Codie
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
That is both hilarious and evil
@Steamboat2016
Жыл бұрын
That's cruel. I like it
Fractured Identity sounds like an excellent way to make everyone at the table hate you forever.
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
Indeed yes! Codie + fractured identity is the leading cause of divorce in America
Use it as a commander for a control deck
Cast codie on yourself - cast Fractured Identity on your own codie - lose friends
If they offer to do something like this, it's a trick... Unless that spell has the 'Epic' keyword
Next Shorikai, Genesis Engine
Made a silly deck online with Codie based around Dragon's Approach, with the only other two spells in the deck being Tibalt's Trickery and Reshape the Earth. Activate Codie, cast a Dragon's Approach, "cascade" into Trickery countering your own Approach, and hope you dont randomly mill your Reshape the Earth. If you don't, that's the only thing that Trickery can hit because all the other spells in the deck are Dragon's Approach. Get 9 gates and Maze's End out and hope you survive until your next turn to win with Maze's End. It won one game and I've never played it since.
I would live a review if Radha or Nikya
This man is a genius. Walmart Gambit...
Id like to say “i’m one of the good ones” and point to my mystical archive & basics only codie commander deck, but i’d be lying if I said most games didn’t end with me regrowthing a demonic tutor to recast second sunrise in timewarp turns.
Do a video on Rafiq of the Many, Scourge of the people who wanna play the game
@maldhound
Жыл бұрын
Rafiq of the “turn 5? Never heard of it”
I play a reanimator Codie, that shit is fun as hell
my fav is Codie + Hypergenesis
Can we get the coupon mage, Jodah Archmage Eternal on the field?
I have a deck designed by MagicTheNoah with 97 wastes, Approach of the Second Sun, and Narset's reversal with Codie as the commander lmao
Once again asking for Tergrid, God of Fright
Put this in Jon iriticus
I made 2 codie decks on arena. The first isn't fun to play against since it's just board wipes and a few spells that let me reanimated multiple creatures from an opponent's graveyard, while my win condition is approach the second sun. The second deck is just discard and reanimation for any colored good stuff I want. The first deck is slow enough to give people hope. The second is for removing it
This would be so mean in a Blim deck. Just giving this to somebody would murder most decks. Unrelated, I have an idea!
Video 13 of asking for a Roast for my boy The Tarrasque
Chulane will come up for review eventually.. Right?
I've currently got a codie deck which sole purpose is to to play the card restore balance. My play group has dubbed it "the equalizer". So far It hasn't technically won any matches, but seeing everyone's green-heavy decks trying to operate at 3 lands will never stop being funny