Please Mark stop hitting on your water aerobics instructor by making overpowered aquatic cards. #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #mtgcommunity #cardgame
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@Mtgreenftw7 ай бұрын
The professor demanded merfolk be good again, and wotc listened
@kildooma.659
7 ай бұрын
yeah but no this good!
@photonman63
7 ай бұрын
They probably watched how Prof plays his merfolk and decided he deserved a big ol' handicap🤣 Much love to the Prof, of course
@WittyCorvian
7 ай бұрын
I feel that the 1st ability would have been enough to make Hakbal overpowered, but having ramp on top of the ability? Not even legos stack that easily
@kildooma.659
7 ай бұрын
@@WittyCorvian yeah! There is also another merfolk creature from the main set that ramps when you explore for land!
@KingGimpo3337 ай бұрын
"This is the best thing to happen to fish people since Old Bay." Damn it you got me with that one.
@DigitalRageDragon
7 ай бұрын
Chef kiss material right there
@KingGimpo333
7 ай бұрын
Also while I'm here, I'm gonna once again ask for my baby boi Tayam, but let's also see what you can say about my girl (yes she's a female) Horobi, Death's Wail.
@apocalypticsword5524
5 ай бұрын
@@KingGimpo333 Horobi is just endless instant gratification for anyone who's ever had a bone to pick with green players. Also it's a lot of fun to run athreos against Horobi. I enjoy watching the irritation on the Horobi players face as they realise that my coin counter will always go on Horobi.
@MidgarMerc7 ай бұрын
It's a pretty clear indicator that this card is OP when ALL 3 of the other precon commanders got added to Arena EXCEPT this one which got replaced with the good boy himself Xolatoyac. Keep in mind the dinosaur precon commander adds Butt Cascade to ALL your dinos and THAT was considered more fair than this
@collinbeal
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, the Butt Cascade is egregious, as is the shitting pirates out of your graveyard
@Matt_Robert
7 ай бұрын
i had a game last night where i Copied my commander as a non-legendary. i was exploring 4 times per creature per turn. i dropped simic ascendency on the board and hit 20 counters instantly. then proceeded to Phase my creatures And simic ascendency out before it got disenchanted. and the guy who had the disenchant was the one player that went before Me. so on my upkeep i won the game for simple breathing.
@Red-Tower
7 ай бұрын
"technically" they did add this one because of some excuse about it being "too hard to program" in the Arena engine or something, but yeah kinda weird.
@charcharmunr
7 ай бұрын
Apparently it comes down to Hakbal's exploring thing being wonky as hell to program into Arena, because you have to stack the triggers manually for each Merfolk and that just gets awkward with Arena's playstyle.
@freddymola2065
7 ай бұрын
Might I interest yall in Echoing equation?
@bobwilson6797 ай бұрын
That comment about someone at WOTC hating Kumena HAS to be spot on, it's the only reasonable explanation. Hakbal is just so insanely good, he is now the ONLY competitor for best merfolk commander.
@pencilwatchesstuff791
7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure they just love money more than they hate kumena.
@TheMightyBattleSquid
7 ай бұрын
Reasonable exploration* 😏
@fenixmeaney6170
7 ай бұрын
Or I could just put him IN my kumena deck....
@borneof3954
6 ай бұрын
Vohar is also top tier merfolk commander.
@wedgearyxsaber
6 ай бұрын
@@borneof3954 it really isn't, it has nothing to do with merfolk so it wouldn't tie the theme together, it provides substantially less card draw and ramp than hakbal, and black is a color with few to no other merfolk so you end up just playing blue merfolk with black splashed in.
@katanakid137 ай бұрын
Fun new Caverns lore fact: The Ixalan Merfolk leaders don't have names! The Great River shapers adopt titles, named after the 9 Great Rivers of their territory, and give up their names. WOTC literally wiped Kumena's name out the history books, they want that man gone so bad.
@MomirViggwilv
7 ай бұрын
What's the problem with Kumena?
@alexanderficken9354
7 ай бұрын
you say that like they retconned his name being kumena
@Chocolate83Bunny
7 ай бұрын
Yes kumena is the name of the most violent river it's not new lore it is a title they take up when appointed
@neco9590
7 ай бұрын
Kumena is one of those rivers, this has been the lore before LCI too, I mean I get the joke but damn man cut them some slack
@ryanclark35597 ай бұрын
Can we get a roast of Feather? Not even Boros needs to be cheating that much
@TheCrazyPlayer
7 ай бұрын
After this, I think Boros *might* need that much cheating. But also, Feather is, indeed, grade A bullshit. Bring on the roast!
@kanga2468
7 ай бұрын
I absolutely LOVE Feather. Gods Willing? Don't mind if I do!
@bazzam429
7 ай бұрын
Hey boros has literally done nothing wrong
@andrewspears8891
7 ай бұрын
I've asked a few times already. On every other player's turn during their post combat main phase before they move to end step.
@andrewspears8891
7 ай бұрын
@kanga2468 Loran's Escape is almost strictly better than God Willing. I run both of them of course.
@xxlharvesterlxx21217 ай бұрын
“More fucked up than half the things on wattpad” yep. Classic Maldhound
@ElDocBruh7 ай бұрын
I love that I can tell how real this is just by watching MTG creators play the precons on youtube. That "each fucking merfolk" part is critical 😂
@KomradeKrisis17017 ай бұрын
The line about Johnny Sins fucking sent me to orbit
@Did_No_Wrong7 ай бұрын
Yeah I saw this card and thought "what the hell this is insane" Because from enchantment, etb triggers and tokens your gonna have 15 merfolks with over 10/10 power in 1 turn.
@Mischievous_Moth3 ай бұрын
I just realized that explore is just a significantly better Surveil.
@Awes0m3n3s57 ай бұрын
Damn, every joke was fire in this video Mald
@TheMD932 ай бұрын
That thang thangin- Has me cryin. Excellent vids. Subbed hard.
@richardlam1717 ай бұрын
You know, you could build the deck to win with Thassa's Oracle ina somewhat fair way. Explore till you're holding all your lands, everything else in the graveyard, and a bunch of devotion on the field from all the merfolk. Although I guess if you can vomit fish people out you probably win at that point anyway.
@Zero_The_Crow
7 ай бұрын
Nanogene conversion turns all your other merfolk into non-legendary Hakbals, each makes everyone of them explore. If you have 10 total creatures that's 100 triggers right there.
@TheCrazyPlayer7 ай бұрын
I knew this day was only a matter of time, given Mald’s loathing of Simic, and how overwhelmingly busted this card is. But, at the Professor is happy; there’s a great Merfolk commander now. P.S. I would like to second a commentary on The Master, Multiplied. Because that shit is fuck busted. (Why, yes, I plan to build such a deck. I’m very well aware I’m a villain; I play Slivers.)
@piercearora7681
7 ай бұрын
You play slivers... you monster... you deserve to play against three other Slivers players.
@TheCrazyPlayer
7 ай бұрын
@@piercearora7681 I have only met one other person as terrible as I am, and their deck was trash. I stand alone most of the time.
@spybreak237 ай бұрын
This is one of those cards where I don't feel like reading it so profoundly I just chock it up to losing to a commander deck and concede to my next game.
@Dizzy04227 ай бұрын
Literally just finished a game of commander with my buddy playing Hakbal. We blinked and his board was fucking huge on like turn 5 or 6
@persenseofficial15797 ай бұрын
My brother played Hakbal at our table last week. Fuckin hell it was insane
@TheMusicjunkie57 ай бұрын
Man Maldhound was in top form with this one, my sides hurt.
@BGguitarmusic7 ай бұрын
Why are you so good at magic comedy?!? Do you do stand up as well? You're too flawless 🔥
@thriftypsgr6 ай бұрын
I love that you make these! I just bought the precon and upgraded him. Also you are right about Kumina, I actually cut him from the 99 😂
@breakingblackmagic76177 ай бұрын
love your content bro.
@ConsistentImprovement7 ай бұрын
So many good jokes in this one. That Jonny Sins line 💀
@TheNecrossix7 ай бұрын
He really be out there in them 'whilds'
@davidflaherty215216 күн бұрын
Hakbal was my first commander. Such a fun deck, and you can get scary.
@purgeutopia86967 ай бұрын
I need that Kresh the Blood Braids roast.
@chrisdavis59487 ай бұрын
Still needing that Shirei roast, my man !
@Penprah7 ай бұрын
Smashable
@daemonxblaze7 ай бұрын
Once more into the breech to beseech the Lord of Roasts to take a crack at my favorite commander Eight-and-a-Half-Tails.
@bluenewwave137 ай бұрын
man's spittin Fire today!
@rogerrabbit1325 ай бұрын
This video has earned you a sub good sir. Seen you on MtG Nerd Girls videos before, but I'm definitely subbing to you now.
@gankgoat83347 ай бұрын
Shape of water meets Fifty shades of grey.
@mishrasworkshop67867 ай бұрын
TBF Kumena +2 merfolk and Dramatic Scepter draws your whole deck. Bros ceiling is still the moon.
@shanedixon66277 ай бұрын
Played this for the first time yesterday. It was pretty fun. Got the dub too!
@takanuva61677 ай бұрын
Would love to see you Roast Jon Irenicus, Shattered One. Giving all your creatures an assault suit and having them fight is hilarious to me.
@trevorwilliams20507 ай бұрын
Just built Hakbal. He is crazyyyyyy. So quick to power out so much stuff. Journey to the Oracle is insane
@lukepolston65137 ай бұрын
I love how this pops up for me the day after I by the precon
@alexfettig65437 ай бұрын
This is awesome, I bought the precon and fucking love it 😂
@exile56787 ай бұрын
Thoughts on lathiel the bounties dawn? I'm thinking of building a group hug deck with him that's akin to handing out nukes to the table but I'm the 9nly one with a bunker
@Pluto1377 ай бұрын
Prof has to be watching this
@legendarysteel17577 ай бұрын
Could you do Davros, Dalek Creator or The Master, Multiplied? I would love to see how you would roast the dried raisin in a walmart motorchair or myriad token abuse with an identity crisis.
@eieneidnf
7 ай бұрын
Wait which master is on the art? Or is it all of them (even the swamp thing one)
@patrickboland2231
7 ай бұрын
Simms Master after he's pulled off his"Oops, All Masters" plan.
@eieneidnf
7 ай бұрын
@patrickboland2231 controversial take, but i don't think simms' master could really get it- while his performance was great, i just don't see the appeal in him aesthetically
@khaiqha7 ай бұрын
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Mald releases his videos at midnight. Boss: What? Me: What?
@rayjones86027 ай бұрын
Saw your stream earlier, made me redownload arena. First game I made a green pay his taxes with mono black.
@isaacmartin24817 ай бұрын
Of course, he can get it. All he does is all the exploring; you're about to be in for the ride of your life.
@Losgatos36907 ай бұрын
Love this video and this card. I had an old merfolk deck so bought this precon and it beat my play group instantly. Might have to tone it down a bit😂
@JMarGameDesign7 ай бұрын
Got completely flashbanged by that Johnny sins mention happening out of nowhere lmao Anyway you should review horde of notions it'd be funny
@Kendo47Wowgeek7 ай бұрын
Can I get your thoughts on Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile? Criminally underrated for the total board domination you can achieve with just a Sword of Kaldra and a Nemesis Mask
@RoxyGotMoxy.
7 ай бұрын
Or a BASILISK COLLAR
@Kendo47Wowgeek
7 ай бұрын
@@RoxyGotMoxy. Yeah, there is a ton of cool tech for her. Gorgon's Head, Thornbite Staff, Kusari-Gama, Neko-Te, Rings of Brighthearth, Grappling Hook, Magnetic Web, Sting the Glinting Dagger
@HarmonicResonanceScale
7 ай бұрын
You mean bad ghirson starn?
@jroden067 ай бұрын
This and the Tishana's Tidebinders have me reeling. Video was on point and hilarious as always ❤ Please roast Meren of Clan Nel Toth next!
@Venzynt7 ай бұрын
bro got bars fr 💀
@klockmusiclover7 ай бұрын
I want to hear the roast of my favorite commander Arcades, The Strategist. That would be some of the best shit I have ever heard
@colinbamsey52627 ай бұрын
Me who JUST started goldfishing my hakbal deck last night waking up to this
@GBeani7 ай бұрын
This one was really funny 😂
@ericbasnight20687 ай бұрын
Always enjoy these. Can you do Iwamori of the Open Fist? Not the most busted of Commanders, but makes the game interesting.
@Kobold16507 ай бұрын
Would love a video on Rith, Liberated Primeval.
@neildaniels14237 ай бұрын
Ahahahahahaha Mald almost broke character when he said the Johnny Sins line ahahahahaha! God damn he's funny but so accurate.
@Blooming.Grove17 ай бұрын
Lets go! Once again. Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer that morph is just creatures as if they were blue.
@jakeair627 ай бұрын
Ty for telling me I'm building a wet elf deck now
@madmulk97 ай бұрын
I wanna see him tier list every single Omnath.
@quintonhollis46667 ай бұрын
So when this commander was spoiled, I thought it would be pretty strong. However, after playing it, it's actually so much stronger than I even thought. With one of the token generators that the deck has, you can easily explore 4-7 times the turn you drop this guy. At one point, I explored like 9+ times on turn 6. You can just easily sift through your deck to find whatever merfolk or disruption you currently need, and forget about being mana-starved, you're gonna be discarding lands to hand size. It's one of those cards that seems strong in theory, but in action is just the nuts. Easily the strongest of the 4 pre-cons.
@baguetteboi56337 ай бұрын
2:12 woah woah woah calm down there Maldhound (Funny though)
@GothamKnight-hsw4vx5264307 ай бұрын
Yesh this is just further proof i need to buy this Merfolk deck lol. Also, please PLEASE cover one of my boys, Prossh, Marath or muh girl Feather!
@ryanmann54977 ай бұрын
Just wait till you get the guy that says ‘whenever you explore, do so twice more’ 😂😂😂😂
@seaniburg37787 ай бұрын
Can we get a roast for the new Vito?
@whodoc2267 ай бұрын
The next attempt: please roast Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient
@TheMightyBattleSquid7 ай бұрын
Joke's on you, this doesn't replace the Commander of my Chulane Merfolk deck! 😂
@HarmonicResonanceScale7 ай бұрын
Requesting a roast of Osgir, the reconstructor.
@maxgonzalez28547 ай бұрын
I like this design, it's like where's my simic wincon? Right there in the command zone and he can turn any and all of my fish men into wincons. So go ahead and play a land and draw a card, I'll send my roided fish at you.
@caseywellington47617 ай бұрын
You need to roast Feldon of the Third Path! Somebody decided that red gets repeatable reanimation and it is my favorite mistake they ever made. And it's not even a color pie break because the entire card is about passion and emotions!
@cmattss47 ай бұрын
I need a Wayta breakdown so bad
@jjcc83797 ай бұрын
Nicanzil , Current Conductor ... it's the BFF of Hakdal. If you explore a land, you play it instantly. If not, Nicanzil gets a counter too. AND BOTH ARE ON THE SAME PRECON
@henrysanders39012 ай бұрын
I heard that as Jonny Sims and was so, so deeply confused
@BookOfVampires7 ай бұрын
Can he get it? Imagine the scales!
@gackybass7 ай бұрын
What better way to detox from covering simic commanders than with a mardu gigachad? Please roast my boy kelsien.
@ZackofSpadesАй бұрын
Now I'm wondering if I should build some merfolks and support cards into my scry-heavy Intet commander deck...
@twlvfngrs7 ай бұрын
I think it's still like the first or second time asking about tiny bones
@photonman637 ай бұрын
The resignation on the gettin'-it judgement was a superb punchline Once again asking to roast old Scion of the Ur-Dragon for us senior citizens(read: over 30s)
@oceanallama3 ай бұрын
I've got the precon for this and wow does it get out of hand, especially late game with 15 merfolk out and Nicanzil shows her face and get 60 +1/+1 counters in one turn.
@Cal-fr9mw7 ай бұрын
Phabine, Boss’s Confidant 😢
@arulykan88037 ай бұрын
These rants are godsend for the community, we don't deserve you MaldHound
@kristopherbruns76747 ай бұрын
So im preety new to commander and i just picked up this precon as my second edh deck. Ive been seeing a lot of debate online about which merfolk commander is better, and a lot of people have been saying that Kumena is still the better commander, so its interesting to see somebody claiming that Hakbul destroys Kumena. I might build a deck for each.
@FanOfMostEverything7 ай бұрын
"More f'd up than half of Wattpad" is _very_ strong language and in this case, I agree with it wholeheartedly.
@xioxing50106 ай бұрын
So fun story. Played this card against 3 mini prepped decks. This PRECON absolutely wiped the floor with everyone else. It got so bad I ended but being triple teamed and I still won. It got so bad I had to slow down from everyone quitting. This deck is fucking nuts
@JFKwasAFK47 ай бұрын
Hoping you can do a slimefoot and squee roast maybe?
@byronsmothers80647 ай бұрын
"A sexy dude with fins." Now I wonder how a custom alt that turns Hakbal into Sidon would feel.
@nigelcicero90937 ай бұрын
Please go down the BOROS path and do my fave Firesong and Sunspeaker!
@zpinkerton79467 ай бұрын
After so many times asking for Urtet, I may expand to requesting Urtet *or* Wernog (+Bjorna). But whichever way, we're still always requesting Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch
@crownedakuma7 ай бұрын
It reminds me that focking Blue Black legendary zombie that has no sense existing
@RobRuckus657 ай бұрын
My buddy got this precon and out of the box it is horrifyingly simic. It snowballs fast.
@Nevets1237 ай бұрын
the merfolk to johnny sins cumpilation pipeline is out of control
@TheAshaVala7 ай бұрын
Goddamn wet elves. Making us dry elves look bad
@ottermidas7 ай бұрын
Still hoping for a Zask the skittering swarmlord, because never have I seen bugs not stay dead after you crush them.
@joshuajames20317 ай бұрын
Once more asking for you to do a video on Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
@Foetoid2k67 ай бұрын
Let's roast the under-loved and under-appreciated Shattergang Brothers. It's Jund sacrifice for everyone!
@vinceangelomanese70017 ай бұрын
Please do an Ur-Dragon roast. Really wanna see what you can come up with for an ancient, blind cosmic dragon XD.
@cedricgagnon84567 ай бұрын
Abbadon the dispoiler when
@wingdinggaster67377 ай бұрын
Ok hear me out: Simic Thoracle self mill. You can use explore to mill yourself, but you can always CHOOSE whether or not you put Thoracle into hand or grave. Chuck in some stuff that cares about hand size like Vision of the Unspeakable and then fill the rest with merfolk, particularly those with built in protection and permanentness. For lands include everything that cares about a chosen creature type and a few changeling lands for good measure. Snow covered lands for Faceless Haven, of course.
@metalhev39897 ай бұрын
I like how the first part is already insanely busted, but it also has "oh btw when it attacks, draw a card lol" just because
@superslash72547 ай бұрын
It's like someone looked at this and thought "Wait, we need to make elves as broken as blue decks."
@darkma1ice7 ай бұрын
We need Gisa glorious ressurector, nothing like telling your table “my creatures are my creatures, your creatures are also my creatures”
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The professor demanded merfolk be good again, and wotc listened
@kildooma.659
7 ай бұрын
yeah but no this good!
@photonman63
7 ай бұрын
They probably watched how Prof plays his merfolk and decided he deserved a big ol' handicap🤣 Much love to the Prof, of course
@WittyCorvian
7 ай бұрын
I feel that the 1st ability would have been enough to make Hakbal overpowered, but having ramp on top of the ability? Not even legos stack that easily
@kildooma.659
7 ай бұрын
@@WittyCorvian yeah! There is also another merfolk creature from the main set that ramps when you explore for land!
"This is the best thing to happen to fish people since Old Bay." Damn it you got me with that one.
@DigitalRageDragon
7 ай бұрын
Chef kiss material right there
@KingGimpo333
7 ай бұрын
Also while I'm here, I'm gonna once again ask for my baby boi Tayam, but let's also see what you can say about my girl (yes she's a female) Horobi, Death's Wail.
@apocalypticsword5524
5 ай бұрын
@@KingGimpo333 Horobi is just endless instant gratification for anyone who's ever had a bone to pick with green players. Also it's a lot of fun to run athreos against Horobi. I enjoy watching the irritation on the Horobi players face as they realise that my coin counter will always go on Horobi.
It's a pretty clear indicator that this card is OP when ALL 3 of the other precon commanders got added to Arena EXCEPT this one which got replaced with the good boy himself Xolatoyac. Keep in mind the dinosaur precon commander adds Butt Cascade to ALL your dinos and THAT was considered more fair than this
@collinbeal
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, the Butt Cascade is egregious, as is the shitting pirates out of your graveyard
@Matt_Robert
7 ай бұрын
i had a game last night where i Copied my commander as a non-legendary. i was exploring 4 times per creature per turn. i dropped simic ascendency on the board and hit 20 counters instantly. then proceeded to Phase my creatures And simic ascendency out before it got disenchanted. and the guy who had the disenchant was the one player that went before Me. so on my upkeep i won the game for simple breathing.
@Red-Tower
7 ай бұрын
"technically" they did add this one because of some excuse about it being "too hard to program" in the Arena engine or something, but yeah kinda weird.
@charcharmunr
7 ай бұрын
Apparently it comes down to Hakbal's exploring thing being wonky as hell to program into Arena, because you have to stack the triggers manually for each Merfolk and that just gets awkward with Arena's playstyle.
@freddymola2065
7 ай бұрын
Might I interest yall in Echoing equation?
That comment about someone at WOTC hating Kumena HAS to be spot on, it's the only reasonable explanation. Hakbal is just so insanely good, he is now the ONLY competitor for best merfolk commander.
@pencilwatchesstuff791
7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure they just love money more than they hate kumena.
@TheMightyBattleSquid
7 ай бұрын
Reasonable exploration* 😏
@fenixmeaney6170
7 ай бұрын
Or I could just put him IN my kumena deck....
@borneof3954
6 ай бұрын
Vohar is also top tier merfolk commander.
@wedgearyxsaber
6 ай бұрын
@@borneof3954 it really isn't, it has nothing to do with merfolk so it wouldn't tie the theme together, it provides substantially less card draw and ramp than hakbal, and black is a color with few to no other merfolk so you end up just playing blue merfolk with black splashed in.
Fun new Caverns lore fact: The Ixalan Merfolk leaders don't have names! The Great River shapers adopt titles, named after the 9 Great Rivers of their territory, and give up their names. WOTC literally wiped Kumena's name out the history books, they want that man gone so bad.
@MomirViggwilv
7 ай бұрын
What's the problem with Kumena?
@alexanderficken9354
7 ай бұрын
you say that like they retconned his name being kumena
@Chocolate83Bunny
7 ай бұрын
Yes kumena is the name of the most violent river it's not new lore it is a title they take up when appointed
@neco9590
7 ай бұрын
Kumena is one of those rivers, this has been the lore before LCI too, I mean I get the joke but damn man cut them some slack
Can we get a roast of Feather? Not even Boros needs to be cheating that much
@TheCrazyPlayer
7 ай бұрын
After this, I think Boros *might* need that much cheating. But also, Feather is, indeed, grade A bullshit. Bring on the roast!
@kanga2468
7 ай бұрын
I absolutely LOVE Feather. Gods Willing? Don't mind if I do!
@bazzam429
7 ай бұрын
Hey boros has literally done nothing wrong
@andrewspears8891
7 ай бұрын
I've asked a few times already. On every other player's turn during their post combat main phase before they move to end step.
@andrewspears8891
7 ай бұрын
@kanga2468 Loran's Escape is almost strictly better than God Willing. I run both of them of course.
“More fucked up than half the things on wattpad” yep. Classic Maldhound
I love that I can tell how real this is just by watching MTG creators play the precons on youtube. That "each fucking merfolk" part is critical 😂
The line about Johnny Sins fucking sent me to orbit
Yeah I saw this card and thought "what the hell this is insane" Because from enchantment, etb triggers and tokens your gonna have 15 merfolks with over 10/10 power in 1 turn.
I just realized that explore is just a significantly better Surveil.
Damn, every joke was fire in this video Mald
That thang thangin- Has me cryin. Excellent vids. Subbed hard.
You know, you could build the deck to win with Thassa's Oracle ina somewhat fair way. Explore till you're holding all your lands, everything else in the graveyard, and a bunch of devotion on the field from all the merfolk. Although I guess if you can vomit fish people out you probably win at that point anyway.
@Zero_The_Crow
7 ай бұрын
Nanogene conversion turns all your other merfolk into non-legendary Hakbals, each makes everyone of them explore. If you have 10 total creatures that's 100 triggers right there.
I knew this day was only a matter of time, given Mald’s loathing of Simic, and how overwhelmingly busted this card is. But, at the Professor is happy; there’s a great Merfolk commander now. P.S. I would like to second a commentary on The Master, Multiplied. Because that shit is fuck busted. (Why, yes, I plan to build such a deck. I’m very well aware I’m a villain; I play Slivers.)
@piercearora7681
7 ай бұрын
You play slivers... you monster... you deserve to play against three other Slivers players.
@TheCrazyPlayer
7 ай бұрын
@@piercearora7681 I have only met one other person as terrible as I am, and their deck was trash. I stand alone most of the time.
This is one of those cards where I don't feel like reading it so profoundly I just chock it up to losing to a commander deck and concede to my next game.
Literally just finished a game of commander with my buddy playing Hakbal. We blinked and his board was fucking huge on like turn 5 or 6
My brother played Hakbal at our table last week. Fuckin hell it was insane
Man Maldhound was in top form with this one, my sides hurt.
Why are you so good at magic comedy?!? Do you do stand up as well? You're too flawless 🔥
I love that you make these! I just bought the precon and upgraded him. Also you are right about Kumina, I actually cut him from the 99 😂
love your content bro.
So many good jokes in this one. That Jonny Sins line 💀
He really be out there in them 'whilds'
Hakbal was my first commander. Such a fun deck, and you can get scary.
I need that Kresh the Blood Braids roast.
Still needing that Shirei roast, my man !
Smashable
Once more into the breech to beseech the Lord of Roasts to take a crack at my favorite commander Eight-and-a-Half-Tails.
man's spittin Fire today!
This video has earned you a sub good sir. Seen you on MtG Nerd Girls videos before, but I'm definitely subbing to you now.
Shape of water meets Fifty shades of grey.
TBF Kumena +2 merfolk and Dramatic Scepter draws your whole deck. Bros ceiling is still the moon.
Played this for the first time yesterday. It was pretty fun. Got the dub too!
Would love to see you Roast Jon Irenicus, Shattered One. Giving all your creatures an assault suit and having them fight is hilarious to me.
Just built Hakbal. He is crazyyyyyy. So quick to power out so much stuff. Journey to the Oracle is insane
I love how this pops up for me the day after I by the precon
This is awesome, I bought the precon and fucking love it 😂
Thoughts on lathiel the bounties dawn? I'm thinking of building a group hug deck with him that's akin to handing out nukes to the table but I'm the 9nly one with a bunker
Prof has to be watching this
Could you do Davros, Dalek Creator or The Master, Multiplied? I would love to see how you would roast the dried raisin in a walmart motorchair or myriad token abuse with an identity crisis.
@eieneidnf
7 ай бұрын
Wait which master is on the art? Or is it all of them (even the swamp thing one)
@patrickboland2231
7 ай бұрын
Simms Master after he's pulled off his"Oops, All Masters" plan.
@eieneidnf
7 ай бұрын
@patrickboland2231 controversial take, but i don't think simms' master could really get it- while his performance was great, i just don't see the appeal in him aesthetically
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Mald releases his videos at midnight. Boss: What? Me: What?
Saw your stream earlier, made me redownload arena. First game I made a green pay his taxes with mono black.
Of course, he can get it. All he does is all the exploring; you're about to be in for the ride of your life.
Love this video and this card. I had an old merfolk deck so bought this precon and it beat my play group instantly. Might have to tone it down a bit😂
Got completely flashbanged by that Johnny sins mention happening out of nowhere lmao Anyway you should review horde of notions it'd be funny
Can I get your thoughts on Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile? Criminally underrated for the total board domination you can achieve with just a Sword of Kaldra and a Nemesis Mask
@RoxyGotMoxy.
7 ай бұрын
Or a BASILISK COLLAR
@Kendo47Wowgeek
7 ай бұрын
@@RoxyGotMoxy. Yeah, there is a ton of cool tech for her. Gorgon's Head, Thornbite Staff, Kusari-Gama, Neko-Te, Rings of Brighthearth, Grappling Hook, Magnetic Web, Sting the Glinting Dagger
@HarmonicResonanceScale
7 ай бұрын
You mean bad ghirson starn?
This and the Tishana's Tidebinders have me reeling. Video was on point and hilarious as always ❤ Please roast Meren of Clan Nel Toth next!
bro got bars fr 💀
I want to hear the roast of my favorite commander Arcades, The Strategist. That would be some of the best shit I have ever heard
Me who JUST started goldfishing my hakbal deck last night waking up to this
This one was really funny 😂
Always enjoy these. Can you do Iwamori of the Open Fist? Not the most busted of Commanders, but makes the game interesting.
Would love a video on Rith, Liberated Primeval.
Ahahahahahaha Mald almost broke character when he said the Johnny Sins line ahahahahaha! God damn he's funny but so accurate.
Lets go! Once again. Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer that morph is just creatures as if they were blue.
Ty for telling me I'm building a wet elf deck now
I wanna see him tier list every single Omnath.
So when this commander was spoiled, I thought it would be pretty strong. However, after playing it, it's actually so much stronger than I even thought. With one of the token generators that the deck has, you can easily explore 4-7 times the turn you drop this guy. At one point, I explored like 9+ times on turn 6. You can just easily sift through your deck to find whatever merfolk or disruption you currently need, and forget about being mana-starved, you're gonna be discarding lands to hand size. It's one of those cards that seems strong in theory, but in action is just the nuts. Easily the strongest of the 4 pre-cons.
2:12 woah woah woah calm down there Maldhound (Funny though)
Yesh this is just further proof i need to buy this Merfolk deck lol. Also, please PLEASE cover one of my boys, Prossh, Marath or muh girl Feather!
Just wait till you get the guy that says ‘whenever you explore, do so twice more’ 😂😂😂😂
Can we get a roast for the new Vito?
The next attempt: please roast Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient
Joke's on you, this doesn't replace the Commander of my Chulane Merfolk deck! 😂
Requesting a roast of Osgir, the reconstructor.
I like this design, it's like where's my simic wincon? Right there in the command zone and he can turn any and all of my fish men into wincons. So go ahead and play a land and draw a card, I'll send my roided fish at you.
You need to roast Feldon of the Third Path! Somebody decided that red gets repeatable reanimation and it is my favorite mistake they ever made. And it's not even a color pie break because the entire card is about passion and emotions!
I need a Wayta breakdown so bad
Nicanzil , Current Conductor ... it's the BFF of Hakdal. If you explore a land, you play it instantly. If not, Nicanzil gets a counter too. AND BOTH ARE ON THE SAME PRECON
I heard that as Jonny Sims and was so, so deeply confused
Can he get it? Imagine the scales!
What better way to detox from covering simic commanders than with a mardu gigachad? Please roast my boy kelsien.
Now I'm wondering if I should build some merfolks and support cards into my scry-heavy Intet commander deck...
I think it's still like the first or second time asking about tiny bones
The resignation on the gettin'-it judgement was a superb punchline Once again asking to roast old Scion of the Ur-Dragon for us senior citizens(read: over 30s)
I've got the precon for this and wow does it get out of hand, especially late game with 15 merfolk out and Nicanzil shows her face and get 60 +1/+1 counters in one turn.
Phabine, Boss’s Confidant 😢
These rants are godsend for the community, we don't deserve you MaldHound
So im preety new to commander and i just picked up this precon as my second edh deck. Ive been seeing a lot of debate online about which merfolk commander is better, and a lot of people have been saying that Kumena is still the better commander, so its interesting to see somebody claiming that Hakbul destroys Kumena. I might build a deck for each.
"More f'd up than half of Wattpad" is _very_ strong language and in this case, I agree with it wholeheartedly.
So fun story. Played this card against 3 mini prepped decks. This PRECON absolutely wiped the floor with everyone else. It got so bad I ended but being triple teamed and I still won. It got so bad I had to slow down from everyone quitting. This deck is fucking nuts
Hoping you can do a slimefoot and squee roast maybe?
"A sexy dude with fins." Now I wonder how a custom alt that turns Hakbal into Sidon would feel.
Please go down the BOROS path and do my fave Firesong and Sunspeaker!
After so many times asking for Urtet, I may expand to requesting Urtet *or* Wernog (+Bjorna). But whichever way, we're still always requesting Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch
It reminds me that focking Blue Black legendary zombie that has no sense existing
My buddy got this precon and out of the box it is horrifyingly simic. It snowballs fast.
the merfolk to johnny sins cumpilation pipeline is out of control
Goddamn wet elves. Making us dry elves look bad
Still hoping for a Zask the skittering swarmlord, because never have I seen bugs not stay dead after you crush them.
Once more asking for you to do a video on Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
Let's roast the under-loved and under-appreciated Shattergang Brothers. It's Jund sacrifice for everyone!
Please do an Ur-Dragon roast. Really wanna see what you can come up with for an ancient, blind cosmic dragon XD.
Abbadon the dispoiler when
Ok hear me out: Simic Thoracle self mill. You can use explore to mill yourself, but you can always CHOOSE whether or not you put Thoracle into hand or grave. Chuck in some stuff that cares about hand size like Vision of the Unspeakable and then fill the rest with merfolk, particularly those with built in protection and permanentness. For lands include everything that cares about a chosen creature type and a few changeling lands for good measure. Snow covered lands for Faceless Haven, of course.
I like how the first part is already insanely busted, but it also has "oh btw when it attacks, draw a card lol" just because
It's like someone looked at this and thought "Wait, we need to make elves as broken as blue decks."
We need Gisa glorious ressurector, nothing like telling your table “my creatures are my creatures, your creatures are also my creatures”
Born to be hwild