So actually you get to pay 2 and make a pest, your opponents get absolutely nothing other than your stern and proud middle finger

@alexandercandicedad1355

6 ай бұрын

As the average black player would have it, yes

@WMDistraction

6 ай бұрын

Magic at its purest

@ryanstewart2289

6 ай бұрын

I've paid more mana for worse tokens. I rule this to be "dece".

“May I suggest Yahtzee” is truly the most wounded I’ve ever been from watching this diss series

As a Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker main, getting my little, tiny, 1/1, 0/1, 1/2 creatures exiled is absolutely deserved. You cannot let me pop off.

@raymondjohnson5922

6 ай бұрын

As a meren player I will cry and scream when you exile my sakura tribe elders and spore frogs but we all know I was going to use those mofos at least a million and a half time in the span of two seconds and you are just helping them rest in peace

@Cybermaul

6 ай бұрын

As a Meren player, I like to give my opponents lots of targets. Acidic Slime, Fleshbag Marauder, and other lovely hate bears keep them on their toes.

@jennaherman3859

6 ай бұрын

That's why I have glissa in my deck, 3 mana for 3/3 with first strike and death touch, buff her with an enchantment that +1/1 every kill and she quickly becomes unstoppable!

Thank you for introducing me to this Golgari gem. With such a fair and deserving magic card I look forward to making enemies of other dredge lovers and redefining what it means to say "I'll pay the 1"

@kevinwestermann1001

6 ай бұрын

Another Golgari gem is the other BG DFMC "Blex / Search for Blex" because you can utilise its backside during infinite mana combos to draw your entire deck.

@Jalae

5 ай бұрын

a few fun surprises for a lisette deck - vorniclex, spike feeder and cryptic trilobite, aetherflux reservoir, the ozalith, and why not a dina and sanguine/exquisite combo just to keep that target right on my forehead (i crave the attention)

“Y’all deserve oppression.” That made me laugh sooo much. I love playing that card. 🎉

God, the grindset joke was top tier. Your humor is so fresh

@maldhound

6 ай бұрын

Thank you so much 🙏

@alexanderwhite298

6 ай бұрын

​@@maldhoundFun fact only about 36% of highschool students join sports, so a participation trophy means that students tried where the other 64% didn't.

@dontmisunderstand6041

6 ай бұрын

@@alexanderwhite298 More evidence that MtG players don't know how to do math.

As a proud golgari gremlin i have yet to start using the phrase "get sacked on," but i'm sure as hell gonna

As a graveyard player I recognize the graveyard is a privellege, not a right. Still gunna be sad if I get my stuff exiled tho.

Yooooo, speaking of unearned goodies! Urabrask granting 1 One Mana and 1 Damage to opponent for casting an instant/sorcery is one of the funniest damn abilities and I'd love to see a vid on it. Many people I've come across all say at first "It's just one Mana" and "It's just 1 Damage" until you hit them with the most disgusting chain of 1 Mana spells that each do 8 Damage because Ojer Axonil is on the field and both the Spell and Urabrask did at least 1 Damage.

@DudesterGX

6 ай бұрын

I joke that since his card doesn't have a title like the others that his title should be "Urabrask, Scourge of the Dollar Store"

@Jdemonify

6 ай бұрын

not speakin of if you add fiery anticipation? and torbran. oh no.

@gackybass

6 ай бұрын

​@@Jdemonify They don't stack with Ojer.

@dontmisunderstand6041

6 ай бұрын

I run Cormela spellslinger in Brawl exactly for cards like Urabrask. My cantrips do damage now clowns.

i still yearn for the Torbran, Thane of Red Fell roast

YES!!!!! My personal favorite commander of all time finally gets their review!!!

@maldhound

6 ай бұрын

I hope you enjoyed it!

Was about to say I need more commander shorts please and thank you.

These videos have brought me back into mtg after many years. I'd love to see a video on my old commander, Sen Triplets

@StarkEpiphany

6 ай бұрын

The intrusive thoughts are winning here...did you stop playing because nobody wanted to play against the triplets? Lol God that card brings back memories. All of them are terrible.

@Ki113r210

6 ай бұрын

@@StarkEpiphany lmao no, just kind of drifted away from it. I wasn't a very experienced player, so it didn't have a clear win condition outside of outlasting people with life gain

Let's see what you think of Saint Traft and Rem Karolus, a pair of friends that goes sideways far too often and brings their own backup crew

Oh! I wasn’t expecting this. Love this commander

I've lost count how many times but I'm not gonna stop asking for a roast of my favorite red degenerate, Feldon of the Third Path. Mono-red isn't supposed to reanimate!

I feel like I've been asking for Toralf for longer now, but please, Toralf, he's angry enough as it is.

As a graveyard player, stop it. We're fine. Leave us be. 😈

@Blu_Moon_Owl

6 ай бұрын

Nah, here’s a Nemata Primeval Warden for you

@quellonatolibero

6 ай бұрын

Imotekh player here, completely agreeing

@PhoenicopterusR

6 ай бұрын

Loading another graveyard hate piece into my decks just for this comment. Kindly suffer, thank you.

@erikwilliams1562

6 ай бұрын

Graveyard? What graveyard? *maniacal laughing*

@Issblodh

6 ай бұрын

As another graveyard player, no. Only my graveyard matters. 😂

Would love to see the Krenko, Bob Ross roast. First video of yours I watched was the Krenko Commander guide, bring it full circle!

@Chocolate83Bunny

6 ай бұрын

He can't roast krenko out of fear and respect

I've had a Lisette deck ever since Strixhaven came out. And she's been a blast to play with. She'll get all your creatures to 14 +1/+1 counters after 3 turns, but your opponents have a chance to interact with them so it feels fair. Plus lifegain helps when you get targeted early on before the bigger decks take the aggro from you.

Tiktok has fucked me up so hard that when you said Yahtzee I thought you were talking about the euphemism.

Questing Beast awaits your reasonable and measured take on his abilities (six) versus mana (four) cost.

Valentin is the commander for my “every card is mana value 1” Voltron deck.

Narset Enlightened Exile and her love taps please

When the depression hits I’m happy Mald exist the laughs and chuckles help a ton !

The biggest thing I see here is that you can activate this multiple times per turn which means you can effectively convert 7 mana into 7 +1 counters on all of your creatures. Not to mention its in the money color so they have the mana to spare.

@22sfs22

6 ай бұрын

You can only pay (1) per instance of life gain. And even the most prolific lifegainers will find it hard to get 7 instances of lifegain in a single turn

@Jalae

5 ай бұрын

@@22sfs22 spike feeder says hi

@zackkelley2940

5 ай бұрын

@@Jalae See also Spike Weaver for instant speed repeatable fog and Spike Breeder to turn all those 1/1 counters into even MORE bodies.^^

There's a green creature with devour and creates saprolings equal to the +1/+1 counters on it at the start of the turn, paired with essence warden and commander lady that would be a fun board state.

@zakbrooks7354

6 ай бұрын

Mycoloth is too absurd of a magic card to be real

@jacquesdespadas

6 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen. A Mycoloth survive the turn, much less the full cycle of the table. 😢

I've never seen them, and I'm glad. This seems like a very slow, but sudden death. I have lost track on how many times I've asked for a roast of Marchesa the Black Rose. Probably five, but it may be more.

We gotta see Saheeli, Sun’s Brilliance

Awesome video and thanks for introducing new Golgari commander(s)👍🏿 Lisette can definitely get it 😄

the mono black one is anything but fair lmfao ashanod's and an grave pact effect. you now have an unending board clear.

Well with this one out of the way it’s a great opportunity to start working on a video for Nekusar!

Every graveyard player worth their salt is gonna see that shit and just "You son of a bitch that is absolutely correct"

Thank you for these. I haven’t played Magic since fucking Time Spiral and don't know what "commander" is, but these absolutely make me wonder if maybe i should learn.

@syrelian

6 ай бұрын

Commander is the evolution of Elder Dragon Highlander which you might be familiar with, thus its other name EDH

@dontmisunderstand6041

6 ай бұрын

100 cards, no duplicate card names except for basic lands. You get a fancy lad as your "commander" that you can always cast and doesn't go in the deck, but the tradeoff is nothing in your deck can be a color that your commander isn't. Oh, and you start with 40 life. Usually it's a 4 player free-for-all game mode, but it doesn't necessarily have to be.

I like the pokemon reference, nice.

I am going to die mad that this card was not named Dean of the Vein//Dean of the Vine

Obyra, Dreaming Duelist made faeries playable for once.

Damn, this looks fun. Might actually build it myself. Also, while it’s definitely a niche commander, but I would love to see Tawnos, Solemn Survivor on here sometime.

Asking again for nekusar the mindrazer

That graveyard hate was uncalled for 😢

Now i need to make this deck just to run Space Jam theme in background 🫡

I already know Lisette can get it, he’s Dean of the Root.

I'd love a roast of Heliod, the Radiant Dawn

I farted and it smelled like popcorn are you proud of me maldhound

@maldhound

6 ай бұрын

Yes

Hoping to see my spidey girl Thantis on here. Dance my warmongering puppets! Dance!!

Once again, phenomenal analysis, but let's see Smeagol, Helpful Guide and the golgari combo potential he holds

The thing about the Dean of the Vein is that it only affects creatures that actually hit the board at some point. Oh no, if they kill my reanimator target I won't be able to reanimate it a second time! That was my plan b so I guess I'll just have to win with plan a.

Can't wait for Narset, Enlightened Exile. Hating on graveyards is morally and ethically correct until it's your own

And I will continue to touch myself until its a health hazard for those around me!

Valentin, Butcher of Malakir, Ashnod's Altar, Oops there goes the board

Vid 5 of asking for Khârn the Betrayer.

@Chaunwilkerson

6 ай бұрын

I'm still salty about his flavor fail.

imma vote on my first ever commander i pulled, Phenax, God of Deception

Yet once more i pray unto the Lord of Roasts to dare take a chance upon Eight-and-a-Half-Tails, my favorite commander.

I'd love to see you roast Sidisi, Brood Tyrant/ Muldrotha, the Grave tide

Another request for Amalia Benavides Aguirre. Lost Caverns vampire who gets stronger or builds your hand every time you gain life. Then, when she reaches 20/20 she blows up.

Another day another request on a roast of Malik grim manipulator. My table has almost banned me from playing that deck

Now, Mr. Hound, if I may so call you, could I politely request the good bird, Vega, the Watcher to be roasted mercilessly. Best wishes to you sir

I ran this as a commander for a while. It really is as mean as you'd like it to be. I swapped this deck for a different Golgari hate machine, but that's not the story at hand. That said, I'm still asking for Eriette to get the stage. Please, Mister Funny ha ha Magic Man, talk about Orzhov enchantment Bae?

I gotta keep asking for Minn, Wily Illusionist! PLEASE!

Finally, some Witherbloom representation. Speaking of, Dina, Soul Steeper when? :))

I still need to see timothar baron of bats

Either Nashi would be nice to see Moon's Legacy or Moon's Scion pls and thank you.

Begging like a dog: Goreclaw terror of qal sisma?

My quest for getting Maldhound to rate Nekusar continues

My chiss-goria deck that do artifact-graveyard sheananigans with Goblin welder and Daretti likes to say get Sacked on.

In the line of Golgari gain life how about a go at Dina soul steeper ? Recently just annihilated my whole table with her, Urborg and Roots of life, can't tell you the emotionnal roller coaster of a turn that they had, first the happiness of everyone gets free swamps into the "oh, by the way, if you use those swamp Imma flicker you in the eyeball"

I’d love to see xanathar guild kingpin. He’s great cause when I bring that deck, I’m just playing whoever else’s deck I want instead.

I feel very attacked, I Love my graveyard stuff 😂

I’ve lost count due to holiday craziness, but still asking for Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient

This man will take one look at Nemata, primeval warden and say "replacement effect i stand by but making saprolings means its a hard target"

God dammit I love Mald's wordplay. I could hear this msn talk smack for days.

Please do Phenax next, love that little guy

Otherside is just for the color black loves lifelink and just life gain in general

Speaking of Golgari colors, how about Smeagol, Helpful Guide? It has all the best parts of graveyard and landfall shenanigans!

Abbadon the dispoiler when

Ok now that you started the graveyard hate train, time for Meren of Clan Nel Toth.

Would you be able to do a video on Child of Alara? I've been rocking this commander for several years!

Speaking of graveyard decks. Mayhaps Slimefoot and Squee please.

Lissette goes infinite with a flick of a counter but hey its green right so its cool

I am once again for Tasha, Witch Queen

Surely Sen Triplets deserves an attempted roast, you touch everyone's cards and yes

I am once again pestering for an Intet roast

What do you think of Gitrog Monster on his own? I love drawing my entire deck from eating my mana

One day I as for Seizan. I have lost cound but I still plead.

Once again Mald I must beg you for Oona, Queen of the Fae.

Please do Neera, Wild Mage nexttt

I’d absolutely love if you did Zhulodok at some point, I need my ass roasted

third attempt at campaigning for Xira the Golden Sting bc either she’s on your Can Get It list or you’re on one of her slightly worse ones

Time 12 askin for the egg momie Atla Palani.

I would play the black side for the most part I usually don't use the green side

Maldhound *please*, we need you roasting THE girlboss Kitt Kanto, Mayhem Diva (day 11)

Another day another request for Ghyrson

I've only seen on person play this and they've never played the green side guess that turn 1 exile you're second hand effect is pretty powerful lol

Suggesting Wasitora next

My brother in Grist, I would love to know your opinions on Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer and his cake.

I would like to request a review of the card "Drana and Linvala" because I only just learned it exists and I already despise it.

Have you done Magar of the Magic Strings yet? If not, day one.

Sorry Hound, my goal is to make every game of magic resemble a Tearlaments mirror and this little evil munchkin has to die for this.

I want you to review Shiezan Perverter of truth so bad

I've been trying to put Lisette into like three different decks but I just never seem to have any enablers, it's like I'm allergic to life gain whenever I play green lmao