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@grahamduensing121

Жыл бұрын

it's got copyright claimed... 😢

What I love about May is that he unleashes the Oxford English Dictionary on the other two and ends it with either "Idiot," "Pillock," or "Muppet."

@shriharihudli8596

Жыл бұрын

Either that or his sailor slang.

@hannesscheepers1281

9 ай бұрын

One of May's best quotes "Clarkson you infintile Pillock"

@kyranthez927

5 ай бұрын

​@@hannesscheepers1281you're tidying that up!

@Simon-mt5jf

4 ай бұрын

@@hannesscheepers1281 There was another really good one... I dont remember in which episode it was but he once said "Hammond you witless dishcloth" 🤣

@hannesscheepers1281

4 ай бұрын

@Simon-mt5jf That was from Grand Tour Season 3 Episode 1, the Detroit Racetrack through the factory. One of the funniest insults from Mr May

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!

@progamer500088

10 ай бұрын

And thus an entire sub-culture was born

@darshakpatel9059

7 ай бұрын

You read this but you actually hear James May.

@adhityatriyudha1188

2 ай бұрын

I had this bomb.. and it.. that will buff out..

@delinquenter

15 күн бұрын

Most british thing, I've ever heard.

"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY" will always be one of my favourite lines lol

@littlekay4777

10 ай бұрын

something about it is so funny Maybe it’s that he’s so specific 💀

@jack_2000

5 ай бұрын

It's like he had it preloaded ready to fire

@DrewSavo

5 ай бұрын

Roses are Red, You’ll remember this and I’m sorry, 0:09

@DanielBeard-un2fg

11 күн бұрын

Best insult ever. The other being James shouting Clarkson;!

Jeremy: "Don't just drive off, Hammond... Hammond... HAMMOOOOND! >:(" Richard: ":D"

@oligultonn

Жыл бұрын

James: ":D"

Fully rigged rate A1 ocean-going pillock is my new favorite insult

@talkshow69

Жыл бұрын

I say this for the Brits: they got some of the best vocabularies in their insults.

@karenmarsh1067

Жыл бұрын

@@talkshow69 Its better that James May said OCEAN GOING instead of Maritime.

@boonamai8926

Жыл бұрын

What does it even mean? English isn't my first language

@TheGuyfromValhalla

2 ай бұрын

0:58

"My testicles have retreated" That line had me wheezing

@lucasm22

Жыл бұрын

3:30

@bobjane3887

Жыл бұрын

What episode is this

@Glaviel

Жыл бұрын

@@bobjane3887 We don't need to know that!

@nitinpotineni

3 ай бұрын

@@bobjane3887oh Canada is the name of the episode.

0:38 *wriggles* "i doNT Like BEiNg iN the bLoODy WatEr!!" 😆😆

@marcuspoosz2190

Жыл бұрын

"im from birmingham"

0:37 my absolute favourite. I can believe Hammond was being genuine about this. “I DON’T LIKE BEING IN THE BLOODY WATER!”

@alistairwalker2850

Жыл бұрын

He’s a Birmingham boy through and through

@Exobiologic

Жыл бұрын

I've never seen anyone been more expressive than he was in that moment , he nearly like , LIFTS out of the water with anger.

@christianlenik5307

10 ай бұрын

"IM FROM BIRMINGHAM!"

@ripvanwinkle2002

10 ай бұрын

also hes said the same in every episode he ended up being in water. both top gear and grand tour. so, like jame's fear of heights, its very real..

“Breakfast is reserved for my friends, and none of them are here” This is maybe my favourite thing May has ever said

I will never tire of hearing James May shout ‘CLARKSOOOON!!!’😂

@MyreW36

8 ай бұрын

It was my ringtone for a while but it gave me both a scare and a laugh whenever I got a phonecall😂

Oddly glad to see Hammond can swing a sledge properly

@Julian-mj4tb

2 жыл бұрын

hammond is a small man but he's fit as fuck and strong too.

@dinoduelist2219

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a small but angry man. Course he can swing a hammer

@jdslyman1720

3 ай бұрын

I hate seeing a Toyota get beaten up, but let's face it- that car was a piece of crap😂

@Bronasaxon

Ай бұрын

What is the story behind that model of car and why does he hate it?

@jdslyman1720

Ай бұрын

@@Bronasaxon He hates it because it is another boring soccer mom mobile. It's sort of how I feel if I see yet another little crossover ahead of me on the road. Crossovers are the reason nearly all of the cool sedans are extinct. They also don't ride as well as a real car would. They ride more like an older truck for the most part.

0:39 that’s the angriest Hammond I have ever seen

@UltraPrimus

11 ай бұрын

I've heard that the episode that 1:30 was taken from, Hammond was beyond pissed off, he would've been out for blood he was that angry

@Bigbigpoopi

3 ай бұрын

You never saw cyclist Hammond

@ryan060994

6 сағат бұрын

St Petersburg episode

Jeremy's repeated shouting when he gets angry is the best "Hammond! Hammond!"

2:42 Watch carefully and you'll see a piece of the headlamp fly inches past Hammond's face and yet, he remains undeterred; blind rage at the MPV!

@NathanielPiscian

5 ай бұрын

I lost it at “oh you got a mirror left “ 😂 the mirror:

@MichaelD8393

5 ай бұрын

@@NathanielPiscian Yeah so did I 😂

@MichaelD8393

5 ай бұрын

@@NathanielPiscian I was expecting him to say something to the effect of: "Not anymore," after smashing the mirror off too 😂

I wonder if Hammonds parents know just much he hated that car? 🤣🤣🤣

@judalove6707

Ай бұрын

No joke 🤣

Can’t believe you left out the most under appreciated one: “HAMMOND, YOU SODDING TIC-TAC!”

1:16 CLARKSOOOON!!!!!😡😡😡😡 CLARKSOOOOON!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHERES MY ROOF!!!?!!?😡😡😡😡

So satisfying to hear both May and Clarkson yell Hammond's name at times for some reason.

I like the fact that he's surrounded by his friends exploding things around him so much that he doesn't even flinch at a random explosion when that other guy shat himself

CLARKSON! CLARKSON! Where's my roof???

3:43 Clarksoooon

@MysteriousPerson1447

2 жыл бұрын

And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

1:15 Clarksooon Clarksooon

@Nezerac_

2 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S MY ROOF?!

@MysteriousPerson1447

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nezerac_ and then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

"I decided to ignite my collapsed sun." "Right." *flips switch" "CLARKSOOON!!!"

2:41 this is how I feel to a Jeep Renegade and FIATS when working on them.

1:16 RICHARD HAMMOND: CLARKSON!!! CLARKSON!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!

@JackpotButtonLewis

5 ай бұрын

ENJOY YOUR DAY ON YOUR BICYCLE! BASTARD! 😡🤬

3:43 is now my alarm clock

For such a short guy, Hammond has a real tall temper

"YOU'RE THE ALLEGRO ESTATE OF MODERN TIMES!" Says Richard Hammond as he wails on a Nissan Juke.

@jdslyman1720

3 ай бұрын

That was a Toyota he beat up..

I like the way that they get angry with each other by shouting their surname

@MyreW36

11 ай бұрын

There's a CLARKSOOON ringtone online, just google it😂

The insults are part of what made top gear so great

If you showed this to someone who had no idea what top gear was and told them it was the number 1 motoring show in the world they would struggle to believe you

"YOU BASTARD" AT 2:38

I can summarize this video with: " CLARKSON!!!!!"

0:09 JEREMY CLARKSON: HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!

"Ocean-going"

4:10 I mean, I can understand May's general sentiment about those two tossers. I wouldn't have shared with them, either. But for using only slice of bread in a two-slot toaster, he deserved what was coming shortly after that section, Clarkson reversing into the other side and knocking all of May's breakfast over.

@stepha5926

10 ай бұрын

Silence pillock

"CLAARKSOOON!! WHERE'S MY ROOF!!??"

I love it any time a clip has James calling Jezza a muppet

0:25 hilarious

CLARKSON CLARKSOOOON WHERES MY ROOOOOOFF

0.25 that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

0:25 is there an uncensored version of Hammond?

4:14 guy filled his trunks

"Look what you've done to my bloody shed man!" remains the greatest insult in history.

That silverado was very beautiful in my opinion

expert

Hammond! You've reversed into the sports lorry !

What episode is the one from 3:03 from? I genuinely can't recall

Wish they made more episodes

0.43. Did Hammond just admit that Brummies can't swim?😂

@KSE828

5 ай бұрын

Yes. Yes he did.

I dearly hope that some where in the uk lives someone with two male dogs and one female dog. one called Clarkson, one called may and one called Hammond...

Loved the comment from Captain Slow. The reason I haven't made breakfast for you is because my friends aren't here.....

The grand just copies and stages the funniest moments of top gear

@stepha5926

10 ай бұрын

Accurate? 👌 After all the hate their "replacements" on Top Gear got, for being blatant copies of them... Oh, the irony.

@smurf2274

10 ай бұрын

@@stepha5926 I meant the old top gear moments with the now grand tour cast. I couldn't give you a single name of the new cast.

What’s the episode where Hammond has that hellcat and Jeremy has that ass

Richard is a angry midget who beats up cars lol

@marnixkamminga8083

9 ай бұрын

And looking Smashing while doing it

Real talk how did Jeremy not actually kill anybody with that dynamite blast?

@QuantumRipple

5 ай бұрын

That was almost certainly staged

cLArKsOoOoOnNnN*2 wHeReS mY rOoF?

@MysteriousPerson1447

2 жыл бұрын

And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

CLARKSON!

Funny as fuck

😄

0:37

Bruh that Toyota is build like a Nokia. New cars would crumble getting hit like that with hammer

Where did Hammond find a baseball bat in the UK, Don’t they play locust or cricket or something like that

@peter7582

10 ай бұрын

Rounders

@RobTheSquire

5 ай бұрын

The game where more skill is involved as the bat is smaller, but with Hammond swinging it the bloody thing looks massive.@@peter7582

Im not comfortable, I'm from Birmingham

1:15

im sorry.. but what was that Toyota Van hammong was smashing O_o

@MysteriousPerson1447

2 жыл бұрын

And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

@clarkejoseph49

Жыл бұрын

The Toyota Picnic.

@dangerdean9066

Жыл бұрын

@@MysteriousPerson1447 TT's Rage Monster is always entertaining

I want my steering wheel back, you Muppet

Birmingham

I would be willing to give alot of money just to sit on the side at every prank 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2:00 2:37

And the bbc made themselves look ridiculous by cancelling their best selling programme. PATHETIC.

I’d like to see Jeremy Clarkson fighting

00:03:20

scripted posh public school boy rage at it's best.

This is very very extremely funniest ever 😂

Omg I truly hate the fact that Jeremy still breathes the air that humans do

00:04:21 😂😂😂

If youve never sincerely thought about killing your friend hes not really your friend

😄