"Very very kind of you, no thank you."

@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145

4 жыл бұрын

absolutely the best part lool

@RasPutintheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

British

@therealgodessisis5004

4 жыл бұрын

The family were famous for their decadent lifestyle. Drugs and orgies on their small Island in the sun. Also, not so posh that they weren't willing to get down in the mud in an attempt to scrape back every penny that old reprobate left to his servants.

@djlads

4 жыл бұрын

@@therealgodessisis5004 The thing it tends to only be those aspiring to move up the social ladder who affect airs and graces and wouldn't think of telling things like that or even doing that. Whereas those who have always had money and those who haven't don't care about any affectations.

@isadoralavina-macleod8432

4 жыл бұрын

@@djlads Indeed, watch the first public interview of Prince William and Kate Middleton, he speaks with a slight aristocratic accent, and her upper class accent is thick, strong, and conservative, in reality she was middle class.

The most British way of handling a situation like that

@vivelaresistance3239

4 жыл бұрын

@Mohammed Hussain: If they’d been in Britain, a cup of tea would have been offered along with the sex.

@simonfrederiksen104

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivelaresistance3239 Yes, tea and biscuits, cucumber sandwiches, something to start an exchange of items and/or words, a dialogue, BEFORE you go to the exchange of partners and/or bodily fluids.

@QemeH

4 жыл бұрын

"Terribly kind of you, Sir. I'm afraid I can't take you up on that offer, but please continue." :D

@djlads

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivelaresistance3239 it was in Britain, it was in London.

@Ajchubgainer

4 жыл бұрын

@Luxe Lady lol you've never been to the UK eh? They aren't all posh. Lots of greasy obese men there too

Her posh accent makes her story so much funnier!😂

@lucasduncan1082

4 жыл бұрын

She sounds dumb - it’s almost like she’s being strangled as she speaks!

@Janet7144

4 жыл бұрын

She was one of the Queen's attendants at the coronation. I wonder what the Queen thinks about these revelations, I think she probably laughs.

@chris210909

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Duncan - your last brain cells have been strangled years ago 🤦🏼‍♂️

@mscott3918

4 жыл бұрын

@@Janet7144 The Queen has a wicked sense of humour. That's why she often looks severe in public. She is trying to stop herself from laughing at something.

@haplessasshole9615

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasduncan1082 No, she doesn't sound "dumb." She sounds like the well-educated, witty member of British nobility that she is. You don't watch any British TV, do you? No, not *Doctor Who* -- none of the actors use posh accents in that show any more. And I'm not denigrating any of the Doctors, being a longtime Whovian myself.

"I simply didn't want to look at Colin, I didn't know what he was doing!" 😂😂😂

@jrcervincervin2782

4 жыл бұрын

Ohh we all know what he was doing..wink,wink

@angemaidment5640

4 жыл бұрын

I think we can guess 🤣🤣🤣

@richardlloyd2589

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Colin is a British gentleman, and was therefore reading the paper, smoking a pipe, and minding his own business.

@writerinprogress

2 жыл бұрын

...And at that moment, Richard Ayoade is nodding along as if thinking "I know EXACTLY what he was doing!"

@MrDemoncrusher

2 жыл бұрын

Colin: *Fap! *Fap! *Fap!

OMG, Olivia’s reaction 😂 and Helena is just dying.

@emackb1457

4 жыл бұрын

Omg graham norton show liked your comment

@lucasduncan1082

4 жыл бұрын

Miranda Miller Very fake reactions.

@raven_bard

4 жыл бұрын

Helena's reaction to Olivia's dramatic reaction was icing on the cake. I was dying at that point; it was too funny

@Kirsty_McKay

4 жыл бұрын

Helena's wheeze laugh had me dying.

@prajullas

4 жыл бұрын

Are we going to talk about Richard's reaction throughout the story? Sitting there nodding his head? LOL

I find older British ladies funny as hell.

@anaszahoor4628

3 жыл бұрын

Me too...... Most particularly miriam Margolyes..... She's simply the best at narrating such erotic stories

@chuckychuck8318

3 жыл бұрын

If only I could understand her better

@SyedSaifAbbasNaqvi

3 жыл бұрын

@@anaszahoor4628 Julie Walters. She is hilarious

@anaszahoor4628

3 жыл бұрын

@@SyedSaifAbbasNaqvi yes..... I've seen her videos too..... She is very fast n witty in humour. She comes next to miriam for me. Check out all the videos of miriam Margolyes on Graham Norton show. You'll laugh your guts out

@SyedSaifAbbasNaqvi

3 жыл бұрын

@@anaszahoor4628 I have seen every video of Graham Norton to ever exist lol. 😂😂😂

“You’ll know it, Helena!” 🤣

“Would you like to join in?” “Well, that’s very kind of you but...”😂

@TomoyoYumemi

4 жыл бұрын

Manners 😂

"2 really disgusting people making love, sort of squelching about" it took me 5 straight minutes to stop pissing myself laughing

@liviusss

3 жыл бұрын

I read your comment and went into hysterics... 😂😂😂

@boyinthesarcophagus

3 жыл бұрын

@@liviusss Me too! 😂

@wesleyimschoot7597

3 жыл бұрын

5 minutes of pissing? Quite a big bladder you have there.

@oscarfun100

2 жыл бұрын

5 minutes of pissing indeed? I'm green with envy. I'm on dialysis.

@roy5815

2 жыл бұрын

How much water do you drink?

Greatest part is how the other 4 people instantly turned into teenagers as soon as the story turned sexual 😂

@lionheart11381

4 жыл бұрын

I think a story from someone like her is kinda unexpected. I think the cliche is that someone so close to the Royals would be respectful and 'proper' but she was down to earth and had a Miriam Margolyes type story to tell. It was glorious and great to see them.all in shock.

@simonramsay6080

4 жыл бұрын

@@lionheart11381 I totally agree :-)

@multiversemagpie

4 жыл бұрын

@@lionheart11381 being "Proper" is for the peasants. The aristocracy do and say whatever they like.

@rovers141

2 жыл бұрын

I mean...she's a baroness, right? I'm American so I've never heard of her before but I am familiar with the title/position, she's the last person I would expect to tell such a story so I would react the same way! 🤣

@judycroteau482

Жыл бұрын

@@rovers141 She was a great friend of the Queen and Princess Margaret. She was also one of the Queen’s bridesmaids when the Queen got married. So yes, very posh!

Now that’s how u tell a seedy story with the utmost class

@roddo1955

3 жыл бұрын

Classy people can be seedy. They just use nice words to describe seedy things.😂

@Mike8981

3 ай бұрын

Her ladyship is the daughter of of the 5th Earl of Leicester at Holkham Hall, which is near us in Norfolk. We’ve been to the Hall many times for luncheon. Well, ok in the public cafe. 😂

If you watch the whole show, it's quite touching. She also talked about her 2nd son, Herny, got AIDS and dying, and Princess Margaret always hugged him and also talked to the other young patients in the care home.

@scottluvslucero

4 жыл бұрын

@@kungfublob5951 deep thinker, that

@kramhorse

3 жыл бұрын

@@kungfublob5951 There's not even a special place in Hell for you.

@anmnou

3 жыл бұрын

@@kungfublob5951 Ow how witty, and SO original....did you come up with that all by yourself, you sad loser?!

@m.em.e4412

14 күн бұрын

and a year later Princess Di, did it on Camera

Just love how she dismisses the Louvre.

@ScottKnitter

3 жыл бұрын

...or something....

@lizclegg7556

2 жыл бұрын

I love how honest she is because lots of tourtists who visit the Louvre probably do actually feel that way about the Louvre.

Helena Bonham-Carter pissing herself laughing: Priceless.

"Squelching about" is the best thing I've ever heard!

Now we know what people mean when they talk about "the good old days"

@kennethhwang3425

4 жыл бұрын

Simon Frederiksen Exactly , back then people wouldn’t have a chance to refuse an orgy until they arrived at a seedy hotel.

@roddo1955

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. I'm black; I'm glad the good ole' days are behind us. But I'm glad other people got to enjoy their time back then because, the fun stories remain to be enjoyed today by everybody.

@simonfrederiksen104

3 жыл бұрын

@@roddo1955 So Basically like that Monty Python song kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zo6kmsyBptbLoM4.html Wait, that's not it. kzread.info/dash/bejne/opqGxteraKqycrA.html Not half bad, but that's not quite it. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hX6Jys6Ln6WyaLA.html That's the ticket! But then there is this one if we're talking good ol' days; kzread.info/dash/bejne/p5lr2a9pgaabfKg.html

I love how Helena burst into laughter when she started talking about the Louvre, she knew what was coming for she met her quite a few times before.

@rovers141

2 жыл бұрын

@@jpryan90 I'm fairly certain you are correct, that's how I took it as well. She said it as if she didn't have a care in the world for the Louvre, she just wanted that night of "passion" 🤣

@kingy002

2 жыл бұрын

@@rovers141 Yeah, darcyissues clearly hasn't a clue as to what they are talking about.

@teresitasocorrojoson1861

9 ай бұрын

, Helena belongs to upper class. She moves in that crowd. Her pedigree is in politics and etc

@thisasiankidistrashfordram374

6 ай бұрын

Helena's also related to Lady Glenconner's husband. So she's like their distant niece. She's brilliant at playing aristocratic English Roses because she Is one.

@michael1

Ай бұрын

Yeah you love it she burst into laughter at the idea of going to the Louvre. That means I've wasted €34 on 2 tickets to surprise her...

Funny ,this lady that belongs to a period that is suppossed to be more conservative, is telling this story like it was the most natural thing, and these two young women, modern, are soo scandalised loool. I love every bit of it!!!

@Liz86000

4 жыл бұрын

These two young women ?! Lol, you're sweet !

@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145

4 жыл бұрын

@@Liz86000 hahahahah well yes, they are young, to me!!!

@Professicchio

4 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as "more conservative" period, morals simply shift from one place to the other: whenever a society opens up on a certain topic it always does so by automatically repressing another aspect. Look at the ancient Greeks, in many ways they were more open about sexuality than modern Western civilization, yet they'd cringe if they could see what we have become now in the same way we cringe at them.

@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145

4 жыл бұрын

@@Professicchio Well yes. I agree. But it is still a contrast between the age when this woman was young and today . And these women being young and in this current age , shoul not be supposed to react like that , yet they do. And it is a funny thing to see

@tjpm

4 жыл бұрын

kaouter Mouslim haliba we have always been the same. Is just that social media has mede things more public.

Olivia's facial expressions and Helena crying with laughter... Priceless!

I have never seen Helena laugh this much on a talk show. Adorable she is.

Never underestimate an old lady....She was young once..

I love the look on Olivia’s face - she’s as delighted as she is shocked 🤣🤣🤣

'You know Helena' and she bursting into laughter was the icing on the cake really.

Her deadpan telling of the story made me laugh till my eyes were tearing. When she said they asked if we’d like to join them and I said that’s very kind of you but no thank you I 😂 What a proper response.

“Sort of squelching about” is honestly the best line I’ve ever heard

i have never thought anyone can top miriam margolyes' "helping hands" story. if these two could have a story off please and thank you :D

@antonelabakavic4045

4 жыл бұрын

What "helping hands"story??? Can you pleasd tell me more. I adore Miriam and I watched every clip of her on Graham's show, which is on KZread, but I can't remember that story

@RosePetal17

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in Canada (watch these bits online, and know exactly what you are talking about!!! ;)

@jessicamadere

4 жыл бұрын

@@antonelabakavic4045 kzread.info/dash/bejne/p66Wrpeyh8yzXaQ.html

@bujingkujing4012

4 жыл бұрын

@@antonelabakavic4045 if you want the complete vid kzread.info/dash/bejne/h6WilLRtc9rPiLQ.html

@bujingkujing4012

4 жыл бұрын

@@antonelabakavic4045 or just search miriam margolyes and will i am

I dont think we'll ever meet someone who can top Graham Norton and his sofa. Truly

@roddo1955

3 жыл бұрын

That's because Graham is not a bottom

my favorite part about this is she is the queen's lady in waiting and I can only imagine the fun they have gabbing with each other

Helena's laughter steals the show

Helena and Olivia wheezing "very kind" will live forever in my memory palace 😂🤣

I read this lady's autobiography after seeing this interview. Her husband was very mercurial, she put up with so much over the years and then he went and left his estate, not to Lady Glencomer his wife and mother of all his children but to a male servant who tended him on Mustique in his final days .

@margaretflounders8510

2 ай бұрын

The bloody awful CAD!

"You'll know Helena, you, you'll know." OMG Makes me laugh so much. Love Helena, she reminds me of like the best aunt you could have.

This is brilliant and for 87 she is amazing. Oliver colman's face is exactly what I did listening to this wonderfully funny story

Love when Helena gets a good laugh. It's contagious 😊

this is actually hilarious xDDD Helena lost it at "the Louvre or something like that.." and Olivia's face when she's trying to imagine what Lady Glenconner tells is priceless ;'D

They ended up having 5 children so I guess he worked out that whole virgin thing.

@andreaneustein6774

3 жыл бұрын

WINK!!! Looks like THAT married couple had sex AT LEAST five times in 55 years!!!

When she said We went to the Louvre, for a second i thought she meant the Loo 😂😂

@viggolover1

4 жыл бұрын

Vinayak Bharti I did also 😂😂😂😂🤣🚽

@RasPutintheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

What is Louvre?

@viggolover1

4 жыл бұрын

Ras Putin a museum in France 🇫🇷

@schnieti

4 жыл бұрын

I think Helena heard that too

@vaw796

4 жыл бұрын

@@RasPutintheGreat What is the Louvre? 😱😱😱 Is this a joke? It is one of the most famous art museums in the world and is in Paris. Infact, it is the largest art museum and the most visited museum in the world with 10.2 million visitors last year. The Mona Lisa is kept there.

She's a very intelligent woman who's led a very interesting life (not all of it roses...) and definitely knows how to play a part. Great story. :)

@keepcalmyouexist358

11 ай бұрын

Had never heard of her, so I googled her. Turns out that her two eldest children died very young. How tragic is that...

“That’s very kind of you.” And there I died laughing.

@hemiolaguy

3 жыл бұрын

"How kind of you to let me come." (Thank you, "My Fair Lady"!)

"Squelching and everything" That killed me

Lady G is an absolute star! Hope she does some more interviews about her life. I’m buying that book for sure !!

"And then the next day we went to The Lourve or something..." Helena: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

An awkward story sounds great when it's told by a British person with classy sound of British accent ❤️

That story got wild quickly HAHA omg.

@kevcatnip7589

4 жыл бұрын

disgusting straight working class people on the bed,,,how quaint

Helena wheezing there was just funny

"Squelching about." 😂😂😂

Oh Helena is so funny just dying at that story lol.

Helena is so beautiful, I think this is the first I've seen her laugh so much

The characters Colin Tennant and Anne Tennant from Netflix's The Crown are the same Colin from this story, and this very same Lady Anne Glenconner.

@HimonoOnna90

4 жыл бұрын

I just started watching the Crown a few days ago, so thanks for the info! I'll be on the look out for them ^^

Ladies and gentlemen, the British. The couch was on fire.

Helena's laugh is definitely the star in this clip 😁

this was the best thing ever, i adore Helena and Olivia there faces were evrething i was felling lisening to this jajaja

I just finished her book and I thought it would be lighthearted but it was incredibly intense and emotionally hardcore. I cried loads. She has had a pretty tough life

@jillprice8507

3 ай бұрын

Agree. Amazing lady.

Been coming back every so often to watch this over and over again because it was just so hilarious🤣. Great show👏🏾

What an amazing women. She would definitely be a guest at my dinner party.

That wheezing laugh of HBC is infectious 😂

Two of the greatest actors of all time, Olivia and Helena!

"....squelching about..." 🤣🤣🤣

Richards calm poise is the reassurance I needed

Helenas dress is just divine! ❤️

The evolution of this story is amazing but that last turn!!! OMG

I love to imagine her telling this story to Queen Elizabeth and HM just rocking with laughter.

She is gorgeous - a great story teller - love how the ultra cool pair on the right warm to her towards the end of the story!

1:24 I knew it!!!! I knew it was Helena who was going to give in! I was waiting for either Olivia or her to crack up. 🤣

@frankgilbert1812

2 жыл бұрын

Well done

Couple: (french accent)would you like to join?” Lady Anne: “ Very king of you, no thank you.”

we need a dedicated cam on Richard's reactions because oh my lord are they perfect

Ok! This is absolutely Hilarious! and she’s not kidding!!! Olivia’s reaction is priceless, Helena May be scarred for life!

3:02 Yes surely Helena will know it why not

@djlads

4 жыл бұрын

Well Ian McKellen talked about going to a sex club in Germany with Russell Tovey after finishing The Good Liar. So why not, she's also known for researching roles, so she could equally have visited some for that reason.

@williamtalbot2125

4 жыл бұрын

She actually says "Your father will probably" know it about Helena's father as he was rather aristocratic. Though I doubt Helena's father would tell her if he frequented brothels

@nondescript2892

3 жыл бұрын

the Bonham-Carter family isn't just any old folks ...her entire ancestry is littered with nobility and politicians..her great grandfather was prime minister H.H. Ashquit....she knows these kind of people very well indeed 😊

Her and Miriam Margolyes on this show together with Gregg David would be perfect

@roddo1955

3 жыл бұрын

And June Brown. She won't say much but when she does....

Oh, God. I wish I could 'like' this a million times. Imagine going through this on your honeymoon, virgin or not!

‘Very kind’ - that’s so twee. Love it!! And one of the funniest bits is when Helena Bonham Carter creases up at her saying "We went to the Louvre or something.... I was frightfully bored by that." Only the aristocracy can be so unashamedly philistine as that. Brilliant.

There has to be truth serum in your cocktails! 🤣😂🤣

@alanhutchins5916

4 жыл бұрын

It's called alcohol deh.....

@roddo1955

3 жыл бұрын

She embellishes the story a bit. Just read that it was common for the upper classes to take their virgin wives to brothels to watch others have sex, so they knew what to do on their wedding night. There was no porn back then and ladies did not ask mummy or nanny what sex was like. I bet a lot of ladies were expected not to know about sex so I guess a lot of them pretended as to not bruise the fragile male ego. It was basically the porno version of 'mansplaining'. Look dear; The man pinches the ladies nipple and- "Really? Oh how fascinating! Shall we commence with the shagging?"

I love the lady’s story and omg Helena’s reaction is so cute in this

No matter how many times I watch this I hurt myself laughing. And while the story is just hilarious on it's own, the real kicker for me is Helena's laugh! 😂😂🤣

What a delightful lady.

Richard's reaction in all of this makes it funnier 😂

I love Helena's laugh.

Olivia facially processing the story and Helena wheezing away. 😂😂

What gem of a guest. All of them in fact Brilliant. Love u Graham.

I love the rather deadpan, matter of fact way Lady Glenconner tells the story…makes it all the more funny.

oh my god i just came to watch this for laughs and totally forgot Chadwick Boseman was a guest in this episode. It's so weird and sad, it would have been grand to see how far he'd go. I hope his loved ones are doing ok.

"I'd been longing for a night of passion, you know?" - yes, i do -- and "on the bed were two disgusting people making love - so I sat back in my chair, didn't want to look back at Collin, didn't know what he was doing - and they kept saying would you like to join in. Look - that's very kind of you" HOW AMAZINGLY GRACIOUS AND HILARIOUS. And everyone's reactions.

I always lose it at "and eventually, thank God they finished..."

Straight faced throughout. Amazing.

The honeymoon from hell more like, shame on you Colin what was you thinking?...... seriously man?

The video title should have been about Helena’s reaction, not Olivia’s.

@rattatatter

4 жыл бұрын

Except that Olivia’s face does make for a fantastic thumbnail shot!

@charlied.7528

4 жыл бұрын

I think is because Olivia is a Oscar winner now.

@dwalker1974

4 жыл бұрын

More like Helena reacting to Olivia's reactions

@abitofcraic

4 жыл бұрын

Richard's reaction, the one time you get that wide shot of all four people, is bloody amazing too 😂😂

@abigailjosevv2672

4 жыл бұрын

At the beginning... was she struggling w the accent? why was she squinting?

This serves 1 Million views! What honesty!

Olivias thumbnail in GN shows is always like these 😂😂

Oh my days! I’m having that woman at my dinner party. Good storytelling. Such fun.

Do yourself a favour and buy her book. It’s a bloody good read!

I'm reading her biography now it's eye bogglingly fascinating!!! and she was engaged to Princess Diana's father and he dumped her.

I am DYING over Helena's laugh at 1:25

Omg I love HBC and her laughs

Don't want to in an age you just talk stuff. She is amazing!

"We went to the Louvre or something" 😂

I could listen to this story everyday it's wonderful 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm so confused and entertained 😂🤣 😂😂

“Squelching about” is my favorite part.

This was easily the best show of the season so far, just full of people you would want to spend time with. Cracking return to form.

"very kind of you, very kind of you, no thank you" ahahah