The FBI Showed Up To His House... (ft. William Osman) | The Yard
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This week, the boys are joined by William Osman! They discuss what it's like having a child and being a KZreadr, the upcoming convention Open Sauce, and how William Osman was visited by Homeland Security... (Episode 147)
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00:00:00 - new merch!
00:01:17 - welcome back to the yard
00:02:25 - william osman!
00:04:25 - what is your vice?
00:06:10 - proposing
00:07:18 - being married
00:07:40 - williams house burning down
00:11:00 - netflix comedy festival
00:13:08 - ludwig gets rowdy in a comedy show
00:16:03 - daniel tosh stole ludwigs joke
00:17:17 - learning stuff about marsupials
00:18:42 - Open Sauce!
00:21:10 - nile red makes a mould of ludwig
00:22:14 - the Len fair
00:22:46 - hair & balding
00:24:00 - what is open sauce?
00:26:05 - how open sauce is different to other conventions
00:26:27 - livestreaming at open sauce
00:28:15 - having a baby
00:30:20 - mech suits for babies
00:31:22 - talking to children like they're adult
00:35:16 - planning to have a child
00:36:10 - cut or uncut?
00:38:00 - drake vs kendrick lamar
00:40:37 - MeUndies!
00:42:20 - what is running open sauce like?
00:43:30 - only learning the take off training for being a pilot
00:44:20 - was open sauce made so you could retire?
00:46:00 - spite
00:47:20 - nicks skateboard accident
00:48:25 - being spite driven
00:49:25 - sorry shake
00:49:47 - who is your best friend?
00:51:42 - toilet court
00:55:45 - the yard booth at open sauce
00:57:50 - williams degree
00:58:06 - williams previous job
01:00:14 - cad
01:00:35 - making jets
01:01:20 - people getting mad at williams creations
01:03:25 - boeing planes falling off
01:04:36 - has the government ever been mad at you?
01:08:10 - the police
01:09:59 - william osman forgets his age
01:12:35 - how much to get circumcised?
01:13:33 - have you ever made a video you didn't upload?
01:15:15 - the mobile game mr beast plays
01:19:00 - william osmans podcast set is just garbage
01:19:40 - renting a raccoon
01:20:59 - slime has a monkey video for everyone
01:22:30 - sleep paralysis
01:23:30 - nick was stuck in a nightmare
01:24:15 - evil ludwig
01:25:50 - baby wielding knives and pipes
01:28:15 - outlets
01:28:55 - the baby proofed room
01:32:00 - asking children about their memories
01:34:35 - thanks for watching! checkout open sauce
01:35:05 - oh!
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Пікірлер: 598
You know it’s gonna be a good episode when DJ Racist is mentioned
@barkseagull1453
26 күн бұрын
still trying to get him to play my wedding anyone got his contact?
@thatlaxbro
26 күн бұрын
Drake would have won if DJ Racist was on the track
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjja
26 күн бұрын
in the morning
@mydrillasanjay5397
26 күн бұрын
@@thatlaxbroprod by racist would go crazy
@peyday
25 күн бұрын
We have two good episodes of the Yard podcast so far
Gaslighting Lud into proposing is the funniest shit.
@paxman192
25 күн бұрын
He gaslit me too I was in qts stream last night waiting for her to show off the ring
We've had lily pichu and now william osman we are one step closer to michael reeves episode
@xNick01
25 күн бұрын
Blame slime
@duskpede5146
25 күн бұрын
micheal is the exact average of those two people
@glowco.717
23 күн бұрын
@@duskpede5146I want to agree but I feel like both have a little less absolute chaos
@honkhonk4339
21 күн бұрын
@@glowco.717no it’s like how in math when you multiply two positives you get a negative, exactly like that
@chethanl6506
20 күн бұрын
@@honkhonk4339 dude what?!!
Nick proposing introducing the asian baby as Zipper is a level of improv i cannot fathom
@Shock002
25 күн бұрын
I choked on my spit 😂😂😂
@MonardezRMG
25 күн бұрын
He's effortlessly cool
@nagol8003
24 күн бұрын
timestamp
@UhOhTheStoveIsOn
24 күн бұрын
@@nagol80031:34:19
@adammanzke
24 күн бұрын
@@nagol8003 1:34:18
"having a baby is like going to the store and getting the most crippled pet you can buy" lmfao
@TenaciousDealer
24 күн бұрын
This has to be the funniest way I've heard someone describe having a baby lmao
@wermluvr
24 күн бұрын
this right after linus’ comment last week about his wife being great breeding stock
@wermluvr
24 күн бұрын
the yard is on some new shit
@Noah-lj2sg
24 күн бұрын
@@wermluvr we're so barack
Bro, poor William sitting at the top of the slide for 5 minutes with his legs hanging out in frame is crazy
@KongHarald69
26 күн бұрын
Same with linus lol
@kernalmustang260
25 күн бұрын
it was like 2:30, but it is wild
@SageO6PathzGON
25 күн бұрын
@@kernalmustang260was really like a minute 30. cuz bro wasnt there for the ad
@rebeccareagan6711
25 күн бұрын
This is my new fav bit
@arkain1
25 күн бұрын
This standard introduction procedure is neither crazy nor 5 minutes.
1:11:10 Ludwig callin Lily "well above thirty" and that she "looks it" is crazyyy LMAO
Ludwig defending Ouran High School Host Club made me giggle LMAO a man of taste 🤞🏻
@cohenplaysvlogsgameplayand8204
26 күн бұрын
its so goood
@tylern6243
26 күн бұрын
Kiss kiss fall in love~
@_ion04
25 күн бұрын
I think it's a classic, I don't get why aimen thinks it trashy
@jamesmccomb9525
25 күн бұрын
@@_ion04On paper it's a wish fulfillment highschool harem. Idk whether that comes across in the show itself because I've only seen maybe 10 minutes total, but it seems trashy on the surface at least.
@Prish-wp8qh
25 күн бұрын
@@jamesmccomb9525 Having watched just first episode, it seems boring af
Listening with my eyes closed and hearing the goon commander after the newest ep. This is golden
I haven't watched William Osman before, but this was one of my all time favorite episodes in terms of vibes, flow, and bants. It reminded me heavily of the Squeex episode how smooth it felt. Also 1:34:49 was such a hilarious and organic moment. He had genuine fear in his voice after he realized what he said.
@stroopyy
25 күн бұрын
Watch the Safety Third episode "WHO IS THE BEST MALL SANTA?" and thank me later
@Noah-lj2sg
23 күн бұрын
@@stroopyyft. Dax Flame
i think the yard booth at open sauce could just be them trying to put together some complicated ikea furniture
@TauntsForDays
25 күн бұрын
Imagine they get a booth and finally get to display the science of the wedding pyramid they long for.
aiden saying “it’s called an infinity pool” has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard in my life
@sparklee5044
24 күн бұрын
anyone got the timestamp?
@TheInteggy
23 күн бұрын
@@sparklee5044 kzread.info/dash/bejne/mmysj4-lm8TYirQ.htmlsi=ADnYz7yXK6KcF0Sk&t=3150
@litapd311
21 күн бұрын
@@sparklee5044 i got you homie, it's at 52:30
@jacks__9229
20 күн бұрын
@@sparklee5044 52:32 clip starts with billiam wosman then aimen
STEM nerds are eating good the past two weeks, if you lost your virginity at 24 the yard is REALLY trying to appeal to you lately
@HyviaVideoitaMansenlale
26 күн бұрын
So you are saying I still have hope?
@diegojimenez4197
26 күн бұрын
@@HyviaVideoitaMansenlaleonly if you become an engineer
@dbp18
25 күн бұрын
oh no, in a month I'll be a 25 year old engineer virgin
@reguba3534
25 күн бұрын
@@dbp18 the water's warm, hop on in
@olojondro73
22 күн бұрын
Mf I'm actually a stem nerd who lost his virginity at 24 💀💀💀
it's so funny that we went from wife being an excellent breeding stock to babies being a parasite
@dennis_s
24 күн бұрын
the duality of dudes
Dude look at slimes face at 4:21 he looks so happy its like he's realizing the guest this ep knows how to be funny and is both relieved and impressed
Nick on safety third now little Willie on the yard. Worlds collide.
@jakebrown1066
25 күн бұрын
excuse me thats big willie
@dennis_s
24 күн бұрын
@@jakebrown1066 still waiting for SoftWilly
LETS GOOOO MICHAEL REEVES'S DAD
The bit at 38:30 where Nick says for everyone to lean in and imitate the fortnite YT thumbnail is one of the most locked in that the boys and a guest on the pod has ever been.
@JadAWESOME210
25 күн бұрын
William truly fits in seamlessly. They should really have him back
53:25 "he shook his damn drizzle" was such a fuckin bar from nick and i'm sad it wasn't acknowledged
girth fairy was overlooked but it's a bagner
@getisbhai
25 күн бұрын
I'm on edibles and loving the podcast but I paused to type this
I am 20 still living with my parents, the only reason my friends don't still live with their parents is because they all live in one house together and split rent between all 6 of them
@ShaunCheah
25 күн бұрын
Holy oleos imagine two dozenths of a house all to yourself. Living the dream.
@malaythakkar8772
25 күн бұрын
20 is an extremely normal age to be living with ur parents still
@TheXavierfull
24 күн бұрын
Is not living with ur parents an USA thing? @@malaythakkar8772
what an insane intro
@haydenboydston3632
25 күн бұрын
doubling down on the dj racist is insane
@erikgrund811
24 күн бұрын
Outro even crazier
Ludwig defending OHSHC is why hes my favorite
Congratz on the proposal Dubin!!🎊
I never thought Id hear someone call a baby a useless piece of shit in a WHOLESOME way.
I hope the yard bois understand how important slime’s unhinged comments are to the pod
@jacoL8
24 күн бұрын
Destiny fans didn’t like it LMAO
@justsomeratinapie2234
24 күн бұрын
@@jacoL8 destiny fans dont like their reflection in the mirror
I listened to the Stavros episode this morning and you made true exact same joke about terrorists only doing half of the training for flying planes this is so funny
26:56 william yearns for the panopticon
@Ruby-gr7vj
25 күн бұрын
this made me audibly giggle
Hearing good shit from an adult you just played basketball with would make my year as a 12 year old
@veravye
24 күн бұрын
i would never forget it lol
"Shawties got me goin Adam (at 'em) like I'm Savage" 21:00
slime looks like one of the tiktok fake mice that they put in costumes if it was dressed as rasputin from the 2004 hellboy movie
@slimewire
25 күн бұрын
is this a compliment
I love that the radio station for DJ Racist is 98.2 implying he exists between radio channels
@MrShinjiTabris
21 күн бұрын
there's tons of stations that have decimals?
@johnnykiehn1872
21 күн бұрын
@@MrShinjiTabris not all decimals though if you’ve ever used a radio you’d know FM only tunes to odd numbers ie. 95.1 and 102.7
@Liquid_Bounce
21 күн бұрын
@@johnnykiehn1872 ive used a radio every day of my life, never knew this, thank you for this information, I'm unobservant as fuck apparently
Love to see William Osman there, but it was weird to swap out slime halfway through for Italian Morpheus and not bring it up at all
as someone from the bay William is so right, i grew up knowing a dude who built a car shaped like a giant snail that could breathe fire and it was just normal to me
Love how we get a closeup of the chair in front of slime when he talks in the intro
Congrats on the proposal Ludwig can't wait for wedding pics❤
Congrats on the engagement Ludwig!
Dr. K said taking care of a child is like taking care of a puppy
@enchiladaslayer61
26 күн бұрын
So you get 9 children and let the magic happen 💯
@Gabriel-sd1oh
26 күн бұрын
dude.....
@enchiladaslayer61
26 күн бұрын
@@Gabriel-sd1oh it's easier than 1 🤷
Ordered my book when they dropped, it’ll be well worth the wait!!! That intro was insane
The only two podcasts I listen to merged into one!
Referencing Jordies throughout the episode is so funny it catches me off guard every time 😭😭😭
petition for slime to wear ludwig's glasses on every episode for the foreseeable future. adds so much to his character design. genuinely he looks so cool
I absolutely cannot wait to read the yard book with my mom Janet :)
@Trade4Lewt
25 күн бұрын
Tell Janet we said hi
@DaveRobinson.
25 күн бұрын
@@Trade4Lewt sure will ☺️
Hearing nick sad about his dream breakup was the cutest thing. Are you here? Adorable
I need the yardigan cardigan
The best part of this episode is watching Ludwig start by saying he hates a Slime bit. Then immediately started stealing the bit in the middle of the episode.
The execution of slime's classic clay court bit was flawless during the massive shit story. My compliments to the chef.
The reaction to the "Acorn Incident" was unexpected but very welcomed. The Dark Souls "fat roll" and Will's "He's playing call of duty!" killed me
Oh boy, I sure do love making a passing, less than 15 second joke poking fun at a niche content creator, it sure would be a shame if their obsessive fans with no social skills started throwing temper tantrums about it
@Ben-zg8xk
22 күн бұрын
Would be a shame if you listened to both sides of the story and not just dumbass Hasan 😂😂😂😂
@Ur_aRizzardHarry
22 күн бұрын
@@Ben-zg8xk you realize you came here to hate on someone who wasn't even in the situation. You're part of that insane fanbase
@Ben-zg8xk
22 күн бұрын
@@Ur_aRizzardHarry yeah the dude I replied to wasn’t part of the situation either 😂😂😂😂 also since when is correcting someone who is wrong hating lmao
It’s finally hereeee. Preordereddd. Also laughed my ass off at the chair being sold 😭
Slime is extra funny this ep. MVP of The Yard in my heart.
Yalls lighting is on point
the sync from ludwig and william at 45:15 is insane
I love when slime talks about old jobs
This may be my new favorite episode
Best episode yet. I love when slime has an ally, he becomes so cute
"How to be a Dad" was the original title for the yard historians. How To Be A Dad (ft. William Osman) | The Yard
This is one of my favorite episodes
what a great fit for the vibe of the show. Will is so funny.
Wow! This was a really great and funny episode! i sure hope some man child doesn't get enraged by one of slimes jokes!
@maxxel_
20 күн бұрын
slime got way more invested in the drama than destiny himself lmao
calling ouran highschool trashy is an insane take by aiden
@charlylmaoo5953
26 күн бұрын
haven’t gotten to that part of the pod yet but i think it’s accurate
@jamesmccomb9525
25 күн бұрын
Aiden's onto something.
This might be one of the most electric episodes yet
The LEN bit might be the best in the history of this podcast. Greatest song ever made and greatest music video of all time
One of my favorite episodes in a while
17:59 “are you just saying words you like to say” 😭😭😭
i can’t express how cool slime looks with those sunglasses
I need more Slime x William collabs they play off each other so well
The cereal room only accommodating one person at a time is an insanely good joke
51:01 "It's a clay court" is so funny
You got any...*puts on woody hat* secret kids?
Please have William back he’s such a good guest
Absolutely fire episode
the last 3 minutes were pure chaos lmao
My two favorite creators it's a dream come true
Trying to eat while listening to this episode is a souls-like.
1:09:10 LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 "...train them." They're lucky to get a booklet with SOPs & a verbal explanation... 😂 Training 😂 Yeah
I've been waiting letssss goooo
Not sure if true or meme, but if true, Congrats lud! I'm sure QT is REALLY REALLY excited to see the intricate planned engagement.
The acorn cop DID shoot, like 3 mags worth into his car with someone in the back seat
slime unironically looks so good in ludwigs glasses
Luds hat goes crazyyy🔥
Intro was a wild ride
The end of this episode is the best part
1:34:35 i sipped my drink when nick started talking a spat all fucking over my table after he said "...where we will make one" 😭💀
Congrats Ludwig on getting married and becoming a dad!
LETS GOOO! Frieren mentioned!
No one remembers the major motion picture “Babies Day Out” lol 😂
this is the first episode ive watched on youtube instead of listening to on spotify!!!! nice set, plus handsome very cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its crazy how one verse can fuck up the game 💯
I'd pay extra to get a Slime + Will pod 😂 they were on 🔥 as expected
Glad to see the cloning scientist himself make it on the pod! Sad to not see Ludwig's clone but I suppose this episode would have to be uploaded on a different site if he was
Toeing the line there with the zipper joke lol.
"my phone's dry" broke me
William is so funny! He outdid slime in this one! 😂 with peace and love!
i was walking to catch a train and i dropped my jacket and my phone fell out. I didn’t notice this. I would have kept on walking if it was for slime showing us the monkey video. I wanted to see the video so i looked my phone, realising i had dropped it. This is to say, if slime hadn’t showed us that monkey video (which was great irrespective of this event) i would have either lost my phone, missed my train and/or died (probably).
slime looks like doctor robotnik with the glasses on
William was the most natural fit any guest has been
Oh man that outro is something else.
Amazing Intro!
Why are so few of you asking about the proposal?!
@chasefisher6317
26 күн бұрын
HE PROPOSED TO QT???
@rainbowunicorn318
26 күн бұрын
That’s what I was wondering? They were talking about it in the premium and it didn’t sound like a bit but others are saying it is
@chasefisher6317
25 күн бұрын
@@rainbowunicorn318 its hard to take anything they say serious lol. It could be true but they havent posted anything on socials