Hello everyone! I've made an "animated" parody of the show to accompany my review! Check it out here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKOVr6uyj6m9o6Q.html

@fallingheadphones

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, how’d you know I’d come back to this video again after you uploaded the parody? Great video!

@eloii

2 жыл бұрын

Thoughts on series 13?

@CroatianComplains

2 жыл бұрын

amazing

@Philiptanzer

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with almost everything except your interpretation of what the Doctor would feel being told he wasn't a Time Lord (or her being a Time Lady in the moment in question). You're right to say he was never rose tinted in his view but he still always declared himself as a Time Lord, Defender of Gallifrey, Keeper of the Legacy of Rassilon etc. it very clearly meant something to him (you could do a super cut of every single Doctor declaring himself a Time Lord in one way or another and it would last a long time). In the same way I may roll my eyes at whatever the British government had done in the past or currently that I dislike I don't stop having a deep pride for being British (and I don't announce myself as British half as much as the Doctor announces himself a Time Lord). I also quite liked the not quite canon but sort of maybe hinted at triumvirate of Rassilon, Omega and "the Other" *cough* who could it be (Sylvester McCoy liked the more powerful idea and you see that echo'd in Tennent's more "I have the right to do what I want" moments - again hinting he is very much a Time Lord). But I loved all the other minutes of the 5hr extravaganza and very much enjoyed the animated step by step example of how to burn money the BBC seems to enjoy these days (certainly entertained me more than any episode produced in recent years).

@cameronclark9070

2 жыл бұрын

amazing parody

I knew basically nothing about the Doctor 5 hours ago. I am now quite irritated by how they massacred my boy.

@SgtKOnyx

3 жыл бұрын

They killed him

@ribby9069

3 жыл бұрын

I really recommend the Russel T Davies era

@ShadowRulah

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I never watched the show but having the protagonist of a series out someone as a minority to the villains of the second world war with a one liner is beyond ridiculous. I cannot make a joke about ruining a character that is more absurd than what they actually did.

@davidtucker9498

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume the Doctor's gender?!?!

@pyrodontcutoffsoldiershand2746

3 жыл бұрын

Tourist

I've read genderbending fanfics that seemed more canonically accurate than season 12.

@asurmenhandofasuryan4610

3 жыл бұрын

It helps they're written by competent fans who want to stay true to the series

@mr.everwind5225

3 жыл бұрын

How do you like a comment twice???

@curator_z

3 жыл бұрын

IF I had more faith in the writer, I would say that 13 is supposed to be getting senile or has had their brain tampered, and it's going to be a big arc to fix. As it is, 'tis just decent actors trying their damndest to work with horrible writing

@wiseguy149

3 жыл бұрын

@@curator_z Imagine if 13 was actually some asshole like the Master (if it wouldn't fuckup the great sendoff that Missy had) who had their mind fucked with on one of their regenerations so that they were made to think they were the Doctor. So they go around trying to act like the Doctor and doing what they subconsciously consider to be Doctor things. But because they don't actually *understand* the compassion and altruism the Doctor exhibits due to their own lacking empathy, they instead just end up copying a bunch of surface-level traits with no nuance and absolutely botch the reals reasons the Doctor behaves the way they do. Imagine someone with such a moral mindfuck going through the motions as they gradually figure out the truth behind themselves, until they actually have to address the dichotomy and make an informed, complex moral decision about the type of person they want to be. This shitty idea I threw together in a minute has more depth than the last two seasons of Doctor Who. But since these hollow, cardboard characters have been dragged out for two entire seasons already, I'm not sure it's possible to redeem that much garbage with even the best possible writing from now on. Our only hope anymore seems to be that someone else will take over and ignore the whole thing, and these will become the two seasons that we don't talk about anymore and everyone pretends don't exist.

@Bee-zr5pb

3 жыл бұрын

You are painfully correct

I also just love the subtle sexism that comes with changing a character from male to female and then the female version has no confidence in themselves, is nervous at things the character is used to dealing with, has wack surface level morals and seemingly more erratically and emotion driven behaviour, and worst of all is uncompassionate which is stereotypically a trait associated more with women. Just to be clear I don't think it was intentionally sexist, but I think Chibnall's perception of how a female doctor should be different from a male doctor might have contributed

@sirkiz1181

7 ай бұрын

Great example. He definitely thought “what would a woman do here” and not “what would the doctor do here” and it’s evident

@Buffaloguy1991

7 ай бұрын

it doesn't help that her TARDIS is extremely phallic, her screwdriver looks the most like a sex toy I've ever seen and the first thing she does is crash her vehicle

@nah-dx3wc

7 ай бұрын

Lack of compassion is typically associated with women? I dont recall that being a thing

@cutekitten4395

7 ай бұрын

@@sirkiz1181 yeah, for example he probably said women love shopping so a woman doctor would like an intergalactic mega-corporation about shopping right?

@dirrdevil

7 ай бұрын

I agree with everything you said except I think being uncompassionate is a stereotype of men.

Locking up the spiders in the panic room during Arachnids in the UK is even worse than you acknowledge in this video actually. The episode states explicitly that they don't stop growing until they die even if continuing to grow means inevitable paralyzation and organ failure due to the fact that spiders are fundamentally not built to be able to *be alive* at such sizes. This means that the spiders locked up in the panic room, since they have ample amounts of food for at least a good while, will not "simply" die from starvation. They will *keep growing* just like the queen did, but since there're a *lot* of them (dozens upon dozens) locked up in that small enclosed room, they're going to rapidly run out of space to grow. Some will die of starvation, some will die of slow and agonizing organ failure, but the last ones will probably end up dying from *running out of space to grow in and consequently getting slowly crushed to death against their siblings' corpses because they can't STOP growing.* Worst case scenario, someone's eventually gonna open up the panic room' again to see what's up and find a perfectly room-shaped cube of crushed-together gigantic spider corpses filling it from top to bottom, wall-to-wall. So yeah, in terms of "most horrific cruelties happily endorsed by the 13th Doctor" it's way up there close to the eternal ceaseless torture of Onion-man.

@americankid7782

Жыл бұрын

Yeah suddenly a flamethrower seems like it would be more humane. Jesus Christ

@thesleepydot

Жыл бұрын

jesus fucking christ, that’s beyond brutal…………

@disposable157

Жыл бұрын

They might end up eating each other/each other's bodies. Which is, you know, still really really bad

@macgeorge8229

11 ай бұрын

So you get a spider version of the mobik meat cube.

@jacobgasson8016

10 ай бұрын

That's still not mentioning that spiders generally don't do very well in close quarters with one another, which is why they can't realistically be farmed. So you've got a room full of very unhappy creatures continuously growing and eating each other until they get too big to move and they die from organ failure or being crushed. Maybe they should've just shot them

Chibnall: "I'm going to reinvent the doctor as a woman, so i can make her into a strong female lead" And then proceeds to write the weakest most childish doctor imaginable. I'm starting to think that Chibnall doesnt actually have much respect for women.

@spunkush

3 жыл бұрын

Whaaa, but hes a male feminist?!?

@Hoganply

3 жыл бұрын

@@spunkush What a curveball.

@peedfarded

3 жыл бұрын

And with the Timeless Children she has become the blandest Mary Sue to date.

@scusachannel1682

3 жыл бұрын

Something about thinking of a man but removing all sense of responsibility

@ieuanhunt552

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think it has anything to do with women. He's just a hack

Are you a coward or a killer? 9th Doctor: Coward Are you a coward or a killer? 13th Doctor: Both

@Edax_Royeaux

3 жыл бұрын

Hey remember the epic ending of The End of Time where the Doctor has a gun on the Master and on President Rassilon and the Doctor's Mother reveals herself and gestures in a way to show the Doctor the third option that doesn't involve murder as she sheds a tear? Guess she wasn't his real mother and that moment wasn't as touching as it seems because the Doctor is super special awesome and not related in any way to those Time Lord freaks.

@WoodysAR

3 жыл бұрын

7th Doctor: "Neither. Those are finite states, I am a Time Lord. Unbound."

@SpectrumAnalysis

3 жыл бұрын

@@Edax_Royeaux Did they ever reveal that character was The Doctor's mother though?

@SpectrumAnalysis

3 жыл бұрын

War Doctor: Never Cruel or Cowardly

@karen-sm4gw

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like the show has never really held a solid answer to that to be fair

As an American, "Rosa" really annoyed me, honestly. Both for the reasons you mentioned but also because the story of Rosa Parks it tells is just blatantly untrue. It acts as if "if Rosa isn't forced to get up civil rights won't happen", when in reality she was part of a coordinated attempt at civil disobedience. If she hadn't been forced to stand, the bus boycott still would have happened, she was just chosen to be the face of it because of her clean record. The episode has this whole message of "tiny things build up to bigger consequences" (which directly contradicts the Doctor's feelings on the butterfly effect) and needs this story to tell that, when a more effective & honest telling of the story would have been regarding the inevitability of change when people are oppressed. Like I get it, even American children are taught a version of the story like this, but that doesn't change the fact that it's wrong.

@marcwilliams9824

6 ай бұрын

True. You might be the first American I've interacted with who's even heard of Claudette Colvin.

@nancykraus5127

6 ай бұрын

Yes❤ someone else that knows about Claudette!!

@AxolotlInMC

6 ай бұрын

Reinventing history or ignoring parts of it to support a current ideology is a common human practise.

@blueberryiswar

6 ай бұрын

@@AxolotlInMC it mostly is just whitewashing how bad the whites in the US were. Its a bit like everyone now "respects" Luther, even the politicians that are clearly racist... and the ignoring of Luthers message that the root of the problem is capitalism.

@tyler-df3wy

6 ай бұрын

Yeah Rosa had literally been helping ED Nixon to try and find someone to be the face of the desegregation movement for ages before her arrest. The two of them actually met Claudette Colvin to try and escalate her arrest to federal courts, and she’d been thrown off a bus by the same driver who called the cops a few years beforehand; she was *deeply* involved in desegregation efforts Acting like she only stayed sat down because the bus happened to be full that day is the sort of narrative that people use to make civil rights activists seem passive and opportunistic when they were genuinely radical and super politically active

The worst part of the Timeless Child thing is that it DOESN’T EXPLAIN where she came from. She wasn’t created by experimenting or selective breeding or even magic, she was FOUND as an existing person (who should’ve been old enough to say how she got there, who her parents are etc) who already could regenerate. Is she the only one or just a member of a species with that trait? Who knows? Not us! And probably not Chibnall.

@JhadeSagrav

10 ай бұрын

"Let me explain everything by not explaining anything at all!!" The worst part is that it COULD have worked (not the "timeless child" crap, but introducing half a mystery) if the Doctor then turned around and said, "Wait! I must now embark on a quest to FIND MY PEOPLE!" or some nonsense, but she just "🤷 Meh! I'll focus on obsessing over my previous lives for like 5 min then forget it all next season."

@RealCoolstriker64

10 ай бұрын

@@JhadeSagrav The Timeless Child works so much better if you pretend that the master is just fucking with the doctor, and what *actually* happened is that the first doctor learned the truth about the timless child, grabbed his granddaughter, stole a TARDIS, and ran. It even plays into what the first doctor said about why he travels in the last episode before the chibnal era.

@almightyk11

9 ай бұрын

Here's an idea that could have made it work. Remember when the doctor rebuilt the universe with the pandorica? They should have implied that subconsciously the doctor rebuilt it wrong. Have small things now and then that don't match up with the doctors memories. Then when we find out about black lady doctor, we as an audience realise it's something from the doctors past that changed this time. Eventually the timeless child reveal is the doctors desire to make the other time lords more like him. This version of history played out because of the doctor rebuilding it, and it explains why the baby appears through a breach.

@LimblessAnt

9 ай бұрын

​@@almightyk11you should apply to be a writer, that both sounds interesting and could probably last a season as a concept

@almightyk11

9 ай бұрын

@@LimblessAnt I really do want to but I don't know anyone in the industry and I am only good at patch writing. Not so good at full scripts and stories which makes it hard to apply. It's nice to hear though, I do these sorts of changes for a lot of things XD

I do find it hilarious that they cast the first female Doctor, applaud themselves for being progressive, and then proceed to make her neurotic, controlling for no good reason, anxious, and unfunny. Well done, lol.

@BarioIDL

2 жыл бұрын

at least they didn't kill doctor just to make a bad revenge plot and turn the killer into the main character for half the season

@Shadethewolfy

2 жыл бұрын

She isn't the first. Even if it was a parody, The Curse of Fatal Death counts.

@headlesshunter8435

2 жыл бұрын

​@@BarioIDL I feel like you're referencing something... tell me. I am ignorant. I must know.

@BarioIDL

2 жыл бұрын

@@headlesshunter8435 keep it that way, no one should know

@Echo-hf9gq

2 жыл бұрын

@@headlesshunter8435 The Last of Us Part II

My Favourite trend in this era was that Graham being a bus driver comes up more times and is more useful to the group than Yaz being a literal police officer

@facundotorres175

2 жыл бұрын

"Millenial arent useful "

@KyleKoala3

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, you are right

@jonathankozenko

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think the FIRST time him being a bus driver helped out marked it being more helpful, as I literally cannot think of a single situation (literally not ONE) where Yaz being a cop helped the situation. Like they didn't even cuff an unconscious villain or anything at the end of an episode, which could have worked... (......and right after typing that I just realized that River's cuffs, possibly used for x-rated purposes, were used more during legitimate story moments than those that would have been issued to Yaz for actual police work..!)

@SStupendous

2 жыл бұрын

38:23 instantly got a discord ping lol

@Klaaism

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathankozenko Which is weird cause cuffing is a legitimate precaution to take, especially when one is trying to determine if a person is even a threat. Let alone when said person IS a threat.

Regarding the Doctor calling out Ryan for gunning down the sniper bots She tells him that guns are bad, and instead kills the bots with an EMP Thus, the principle isn’t that “killing is bad,” it’s that *guns don’t kill efficiently enough* I’m guessing that’s not what Chris Chibnall intended, but that’s what happens when you suck at writing

@Coconut-219

9 ай бұрын

"Own a nuke for home defense, just like Chinball intended."

@Pihsrosnec

6 ай бұрын

guns are bad, chemical weapons can kill more people with less effort!

@sudoscientist

5 ай бұрын

The same thing happens again in Spyfall Part 2, The Doctor yells at Ada for using a gun to shoot (just lightly grazing) The Master, then literally immediately after throws a grenade at him, in a room full of people. It's so bizarre.

@split776

4 ай бұрын

I'm going to say something that sounds over-dramatic, so keep in mind that I'm 1. Jewish and 2. majored in Holocaust history This message, "guns are bad (because they're not effective)" is exactly the problem WWII Bad Guys faced when they conquered Eastern Europe: there are so many "undesirables" to uhhh get rid of, and forcing them to dig holes then stand on the perimeter of said hole and shoot them in the back is not very efficient, so they tried things like reshaping trucks so that the gas omitted from the engine goes into the back side, killing all the "cargo", but that wasn't great either since you can't fit that many people in the closed back of a truck and you have to actually take a ride for the engine to do its part, so they had to come up with a final, effective, solution. So yeah watering down the moral "life is precious and peace is possible" to "guns aren't Good At Killing" isn't a hot look on you Doc

@mintbrownieangelfish-6114

21 күн бұрын

​@split776 ahhhh no kidding, thanks for educating us. I knew the basics but not the specifics

The way the 13th Doctor fails to respond to Gallifrey's destruction is beyond insulting. This is an event which previously had the Doctor screaming a vengeful rant so vicious that the last member of a species built from the cells up to be "the ultimate in racial cleansing" said he'd be a good Dalek. Setting aside everything we're told she's doing off-screen, this Doctor was more visibly upset at the prospect of her latest batch of companions leaving for good than the destruction of her entire home world.

@robotx9285

Жыл бұрын

The 9th and 10th Doctor's went through hell having to process that. And even thought the 11th and 12th seem to come to terms with the time war it still deeply affects them....

@electrolyteraccoon214

7 ай бұрын

And even further, the Doctor spent 13 of their lives working towards a plan to save Gallifrey from destruction. And then when the Master completely undoes all of that off screen (and arguably desecrates the Time Lords with the Cyber Masters), she barely has a reaction.

@christiegreenwood2642

6 ай бұрын

@@electrolyteraccoon214 I pretend like that was just a version from a parallel universe.

@peytonb2247

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, bringing back Gallifrey at all wasn’t a good idea. And for what? A single story and no real consequences for the characterization?

@gagedsm

5 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@peytonb2247Moffat, I think at least, did a lot of work to really bring Gallifrey back, and I think did a good job slowly bringing them back. As soon as they were back, we had one story on Gallifrey to end S9, and a mission to the Doctor from Gallifrey in S10. Gallifrey or timelords didn’t have to have a bunch of episodes in the new seasons, but doing nothing with it, then just killing them all AGAIN, RIGHT AFTER THEY JUST GOT BACK is absolutely stupid, and really bad writing. No matter your opinion on Gallifrey being back, it’s better to either try and expand on a post time war Gallifrey and how they’ve adjusted, or just not write a story about the Time Lords or Gallifrey, than it is to just kill them all off again, off screen, for only shock value, and adding NOTHING to the story outside of getting rid of a species that JUST GOT BACK? It is a complete waste of potential stories.

I can’t believe they cast B I G O N I O N as the 14th Doctor

@appointmenteer

3 жыл бұрын

Tooth Boi and BIG ONION, directed by Chris Chibnail, coming to AAAAAAAA fall 2022

@qorso

3 жыл бұрын

the bbc is a bunch of sjw cucks. everyone knows b i g o n i o n s cant be doctors. damn libtards ruining the show with B I G O N I O N propoganda.

@Jane-oz7pp

3 жыл бұрын

@@qorso peak 21st century is not immediately knowing if this is satire

@here1359

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jane-oz7pp that facts scares me slightly

@kasterborous1701

3 жыл бұрын

B I G O N I O N is a pre-Hartnell Doctor.

"If you really don't want a nuanced story then... write a story about a villain who enjoys killing puppies!" But what if those puppies pushed their mother off a cliff?

@sadagusfate

3 жыл бұрын

Its ok, thier mother was a time traveling racist who liked guns

@cameronfrye8311

3 жыл бұрын

Cruella lol

@Kaemonarch

3 жыл бұрын

@@sadagusfate But it was only racist against the Daleks that destroyed all living things in their doggy home planet!

@bagotoast

3 жыл бұрын

**Mom gets pushed off a cliff** “Nough!”

@meris8486

3 жыл бұрын

Why is Cruella? What a mess of a movie

man its a minor nitpick but Ryan saying Grace was "the greatest woman i ever met" is so weird when you think about it. like, he's talking about the woman who raised him… wouldn't it be more natural to say she was "the greatest woman i ever knew"? again this is pedantic but i love how even the season's very first reveal/twist is awkwardly forced

@queen_simp3273

5 ай бұрын

Thank you for this. I couldn't quite figure out why the reveal felt off. Like I had this feeling that it was but I couldn't specifically identify the problem

@stitchthelilo

Ай бұрын

now that you point it out i agree, i didn’t even realise before but despite it being a small thing.. idgaf i’ll be nitpicky all i like! it does really feel weird tbh

I still haven't gotten over the fact that the Time Lords put the Doctor through unfathomable torture for several BILLION times longer than the human mind can even begin to comprehend and she comes out of it basically going "ugh guys I'm so done with u omg" and then they lie to her about giving her a forget pill one time and she can't comprehend how they could do something so terrible.

@cornparade6874

5 ай бұрын

I guess you could chalk the billion years of torture and the End of Time events up to Rassilon being behind those instances and generally being a prick but The Deadly Assassin and Trial of a Time Lord extends it to other Time Lords too.

That person who translated this entire fucking video into Korean, despite the fact that maybe 100 people at most will find it necessary, has my absolute and undivided respect. I may not understand any Korean, but I'll keep the subs on in your honour.

@manjackson2772

Жыл бұрын

The fact that the only option for English subs is the google translation of the korean is amazing

@sixstringedthing

Жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear eccentric clothing and go gallivanting through time and space.

@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond

Жыл бұрын

@@manjackson2772 at 1:49:25 the translation from Jay, to Korean, and then auto-translated back to english changed "get wrecked bitch" to "fuck you, grandma!"

@NoButIGotCheezWhiz

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit that’s huge

@ishathakor

Жыл бұрын

i came back to rewatch this video and it was unexpected surprise. i'm learning korean so it's super helpful for me to see the translations

You do have to cry a little at the fact 12s last words were reminding the next version of them of the basics “never be cruel or cowardly” “always try to be nice but never fail to be kind” and then 13 just kind of does the opposite most of the time

@casualpequod6054

2 жыл бұрын

Stop. You are making me cry T-T

@Chippaization

2 жыл бұрын

weird from what i remember watching 12 kinda let people die right and left without a care...which i kinda felt that 11 was doing

@bradleydrake6941

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chippaization hmm I think the Doctor only cares about their enemies dying if they are retreating. I think after the countless losses due to the time war I think the doctor abandoned the "do I have the right" thing a while back

@caiquemarlon5579

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, almost every Doctor (in the reboot era) were cruel or failed to be kind at some point, they aren't perfect, that's the point

@Chippaization

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradleydrake6941 I think the newer and newer the become the less that's an issues and it's more about being 'quirky' although I lost interest in the series I'm not sure if they even made peace on the time wars and other stuff.

I think that the Timeless Child thing would have been way more interesting and worked way better if the Master was the Timeless Child. It explains why they’re so angry (“They stole this from me!”) and you can have a scene where the Doctor talks him down and sympathises with him. (I’d also have Ruth be the Master pretending to be the Doctor, using an altered Chameleon Arch or something)

@brybrybry995

8 ай бұрын

man, that would probably redeem the whole arc. Damn.

@christiegreenwood2642

6 ай бұрын

That would've been so much better.

@EliWintercross

6 ай бұрын

I disagree, it would still be incredibly stupid.

@cement_eater

6 ай бұрын

If the timeless child arc had to stay, my choice would've been susan. That said, s12 would've been better without TTC, the master or gallifrey at all. end it with just ashad and the cybermasters

@WritesMe

5 ай бұрын

@@EliWintercross You're both right.

You were talking about how none of them really reacted to having a bomb planted into their bodies and it got me thinking about the older stuff. Donna is my personal favorite companion I love her. she is so incredibly funny and charming and Catherine Tate does great playing her. Imagine if Donna Noble got a bomb planted into her body. I'm not anywhere near a professional writer but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't take it lying down. And if The Doctor told her to be quiet while they think? They'd probably need to regenerate again because she would kill them. Just imagining that scene highlights even more how little these characters are given.

@RealCoolstriker64

6 ай бұрын

This! If Donna was there Jodie would have been the shortest lived Doctor ever.

@ZoeyAnonschild

5 ай бұрын

Wait, no. You’re forgetting that something incredibly similar DID happen to Donna in the Runaway Bride, which was ALSO HER FIRST EPISODE (if you don’t count Doomsday). Lance was filling Donna up with Huon particles, which are what triggered her to be transported into the TARDIS. The Doctor explains that there are particles within her, she doesn’t know what they are, but the Doctor keeps rambling about, in her eyes, things that aren’t irrelevant or important, ie. not relating to her personal safety. So she DOES slap him. After that, the first thing she asks is if she’s in danger. The Doctor then lies so she won’t worry (maybe because he knows the particles are more active when the host is stressed, which you would be if you found out you were gonna die, or maybe just to be kind, who can say?) but she figures out that she probably is and makes him tell her the truth. When he tells her they’re deadly, she has an actual normal human reaction, both physical and vocal, and we don’t get to see it for long because the Racnoss Empress announces herself, but also because the Doctor actually reassures her that he’s going to do something to fix it and reverse the damage, promising her she won’t die, rather than letting her worry without saying anything at all or being vague about it (unlike 13). I’m genuinely surprised Jay didn’t bring this up, it’s such a similar concept with the introduction of a companion and their reactions to finding out there are alien components in them that could be life threatening.

@stitchthelilo

2 ай бұрын

the odd thing is when i got to that part of the video i imagined donna being in this situation too, probably cause she’s my favourite! just think that’s a neat coincidence

@BarioIDL

Ай бұрын

@@ZoeyAnonschild damn, you know about doctor who better than chinball

"written by Chris chibnall, presumably with crayons" Cut to doctor who confidential....

@chrisk3824

3 жыл бұрын

I need more of youbtwo colaborating

Who in their right mind, suffering from a self-coordinating disability, decides to try and learn how to ride a bike on uneven, mountainous terrain and metres away from cliff edges?!

@creed8712

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how Ryan reacts to everything else he probably didn’t think much of it

@mjela4516

3 жыл бұрын

At least it looks softer to fall upon. The ground bit, not the cliff bit

@thomasb7347

3 жыл бұрын

@@mjela4516 i think that could be a metaphor or something. Its easier to fall on that ground but harder to succeed

@nunyabizz3357

3 жыл бұрын

same person who, suffering from a coordination disability, decides to run into a group of hostile killer robots with no backup after picking up a weapon they're completely unfamiliar with. holy shit we found CONSISTENCY! his characterization is that he's an idiot.

@Sentient_Zee

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasb7347 and yet it’s probably more likely it was set there just so he could throw the bike down the cliff and have to go fetch it(for some reason he goes way too far into the woods when he does), therefore separating him from Grace and Graham.

The beast below would’ve been a great episode for comparison in the ethics section. In the doctor makes a terrible choice, but a companion thinks differently and comes up with the correct solution that the doctor didn’t see that showing that the companions can disagree with the doctor and even be right where the doctor gets it wrong.

@Leslie_AF

4 ай бұрын

What’s even crazier, is that Amy’s decision to do that is a consistent part of her character, and even how she ends up leaving the show. Crazy how that works.

@pascalsimioli6777

14 күн бұрын

Technically speaking he's not even wrong, he just has 2 options and the situation seems constructed for him to take the hard choice. Amy shows him a 3rd chance she can only see thanks to what he taught her at the beginning of the episode "never interfere... Unless children are crying"

Just less than half an hour in you’ve made me realise that perhaps the TARDIS team wasn’t overpopulated like a lot of people say, it’s just that the population was flat and 2 dimensional. If they’d followed established character traits and grown organically it might’ve been no issue that there were 3 companions.

@ShadeStormXD

3 ай бұрын

a good writer could certainly have done it but its very clear that whoever wrote the script didnt write it in terms of "graham, ryan and yaz" but in terms of "companion1, companion2, companion3"

@JhadeSagrav

Ай бұрын

Feels overpopulated because there's barely enough characterization for one character and it's now split into three. Amy and Rory didn't feel overpopulated when River hopped in periodically. Each was a CHARACTER, not PLOT DEVICE.

"We should shoot them." "No, gun bad. Starve them to death." 10/10, Doc has the moral high ground there.

@businessburd2071

3 жыл бұрын

No worse, let them suffocate to death. Even more painful

@yeriniw7232

3 жыл бұрын

i think what you meant to say is "Gons are bad"

@codyopperman5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@businessburd2071 at least that would be faster.

@andrellnogueira

3 жыл бұрын

Even better, before starving to death, they would probably kill and eat each other. A

@sirapple589

3 жыл бұрын

André Nogueira Spiders also don’t kill their meal quickly, they liquify the insides of their meal and then slurp it up. Yup, that sure sounds more humane than death by gunshot to me.

I had to pause the video when Not-Trump shot the spider and said "this'll what will get me into the white house". I vote exclusively on giant spider based policies and this really agreed with my political stance.

@Eldudiogrande

2 жыл бұрын

Incredibly based I simply can’t stand the current standing political party in my country as they refuse to answer questions based on gun policies in reference to giant spiders as “that’s stupid and irrelevant” smh

@BionicleFactory

2 жыл бұрын

That part is so laugh out loud on the nose; I couldn't believe it. I, too, am a single issue voter when it comes to giant spider policy.

@Nr4747

2 жыл бұрын

@@BionicleFactory Just out of curiosity: Which side of the only worthwile partisan issue of our times do you stand on: Shoot the spiders - or starve the spiders ?

@BionicleFactory

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nr4747 "Shooting's quicker."

@seamusthatsthedog4819

2 жыл бұрын

@@BionicleFactory Spider shooters stand up

It's kinda funny that Onion Boy's corrupted teleporter transported him perfectly on the ground of another planet, but the Doctor's teleporter, built with a purpose, just dropped her off in the middle of space

I know I’m late, but the fact that Ryan has an absent father, and is averse to letting Graham fulfill a somewhat fatherly role in his life would’ve been perfect grounds for a character dynamic, only for the show to seemingly have done nothing with it!

I feel like you may have overlooked something: Ryan not reacting to things is a strong character trait. As a KZreadr, he is aware that reacting to anything might mean he gets sued by The Fine Bros.

@loturzelrestaurant

Жыл бұрын

I wished there was more Videos fusing Humor and Learning together... oh wait, there ARE! Entire Channel like Some-More-News, Hbomberguy and Professor Dave!

@randomfrequencies

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😄

@Freddieology

Жыл бұрын

Well done on this one.

@joewilson3575

Жыл бұрын

Such an old reference lol

@itsmebeter3538

Жыл бұрын

he reacts in an upset way when he misses the shot with the basketball. it’s only a matter of time before all his assets become liquidated.

Damn Jay's really stretching to reach that 10 minute mark, huh

@nicholaskojku6573

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Nice.

@Abdullah_the_slave_of_Allah

2 жыл бұрын

Haha Nice 🤖

@backalleycqc4790

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Yes, to get that extra ad revenue... lol

@KudosK42

2 жыл бұрын

Its actually 8 minutes not 10 now. After like 2019 I think

@teddabear8890

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was going for the 10 hour mark lol

What Ive never understood is how Chibnall could mess upp characterizing a female police officer dreaming of more when that is basically Gwen from Torchwood, a show which he pretty much ran. This has always confused me.

@leadisterrible

9 ай бұрын

I never made that connection before omfg

@GermanLeftist

7 ай бұрын

Considering that the characterisation of everyone in Torchwood series 1, the one that Chibnall basically ran all on his own, was all over the place, I'm not surprised about it at all. Torchwood became good when the BBC hired Gary Russell as a babysitter for Chibnall.

@ninino86

6 ай бұрын

@@GermanLeftist Possibly but Gwen is pretty well characterized in her first appearence in episode one. If you greatly done, atleast adequately. Her first words are not "I wanna do more" while dreaming of doing more... You see it on her face in the rain at the chrime scene while watching Torchwood go by, and its confirmed when she chooses to follow Jack into an unknown area, even when she knows nothing and isnt trained for it.

@lovablesnowman

6 ай бұрын

​@QuadeS04 Torchwood was never good....

@hallucinatrix9341

Ай бұрын

​@@lovablesnowmanchildren of earth was good and i'll stand by that

I stopped at the Moffat era and I can't believe Chinball managed to drive the writing into such deep pits of crap. "Wait, the Doctos is trapping aliens in a room to starve?" "Wait, the Doctor is straight up killing a human she already neutralized and who can't do any harm anymore?" "WAIT WHAT THE F--K THE DOCTOR IS LITERALLY HELPING YAHTZEES PERPETRATE A HATE CRIME?"

Pro Tip: When teaching someone to ride a bike, don't do so on the side of a mountain. Car parks or playgrounds are good.

@tonyhakston536

3 жыл бұрын

>Pro Tip >Pro W-What happened?

@AC3handle

3 жыл бұрын

I was given a bike, and a hilly driveway to learn on. Mom went in and gabbed with her friend. Old man was working. learned the hard way. I can see now why practicing on a hill might have advantages. Like... not as badly scrapy scrapy when you crash down.

@corenlavolpe6143

3 жыл бұрын

@@AC3handle I have a similar story. Back in Junior Year of highschool I was riding my bike back home and I had to go to through this road that was downhill. While riding down it I lost my balance and got absolutely wrecked, and I think it caused the nerves in my legs to hurt really bad when I walk wrong. The timing lines up but I never went to the doctors.

@DovahFett

3 жыл бұрын

​@@corenlavolpe6143 I learned to ride a bike at a friends house. The house was on top of a hill and had a really long straight road leading from its driveway to a main road. The road was bordered on both sides by barbed wire fencing, as my friend's family were farmers and owned some livestock. One time I decided to take one of their bikes to the top of the hill and ride down it. Seconds into the run I decided that I was accelerating far too quickly and pressed the brakes. That's when I realized that the bike didn't have any functional brakes and that I was running out of road before I hit traffic. To get off the bike before that happened I decided to throw myself off and to the side of the road. This of course meant that I was also throwing myself right into a barbed wire fence at high speeds. The barbs split open my arms and left me with scars that I still have 13 years later. Looking back, I was lucky that I didn't hit the fence face-first, and I don't even remember being in that much pain immediately after the accident. I think the adrenaline rush must have kept it suppressed for a few minutes. Consequently, I no longer ride other people's bikes.

@alexwood3459

3 жыл бұрын

Hills are actually a good idea- but yeah, maybe not with literal cliffs around. Grass is way better than a carpark though. I learnt to ride a bike on a grassy hill in the park, however it was filled with trees (and had a lake at the bottom)- luckily I didn't break anything but bailing was never fun. Would've preferred that bare mountain.

it’s crazy you didn’t mention characters trying to help someone with a coordination disability ride a bike next to a cliff

@AC-jl7hb

2 жыл бұрын

OMG lol 🤣

@Dandidoodles

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder his relationship with gramps was so . . . Rocky 🥁

@chikenfartz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dandidoodles woulda been interesting if that episode ended...on a cliffhanger

@7OwlsWithALaptop

2 жыл бұрын

@@chikenfartz I mean it did.

@Scandal262

2 жыл бұрын

"Ride or Die" but real

4:08:33 Another thing to note, the 'fam' had less of a reaction to finding out most humans are killed off in a genocide by the cybermen then that time the Doctor accidentally revealed to a WW1 officer that there is a second world war on the way. "What do you mean, One?"

I‘m genuinly confused how a professional writer can construct a scenario where the „good guys“ don‘t kill their enemies but imprison them forever, in a state of eternal agony. This is not a moral issue you can just accidentally forget when writing. Eternal torture is such a common thing to present when you want to instill terror in the audience about a fate worse than death that it is not understandable for me, how you can make the GOOD GUYS take that choice without making them (at least in that situation) come off as cold and cruel. This is not difficult to get your head around, and if you don‘t understand why this is something that needs to be tackled carefully, you shouldn‘t be in the story-telling business, frankly.

@officechairpotato

11 ай бұрын

In MLP (I know), this comes up more than you'd expect. But it's also "semi" justified in that there appears to be some long-term planning involved. A lot of the "Imprisoned forever in a hellish existence" moments end up being immediate solutions other than killing them. Later, more comprehensive solutions are utilized. Aside from having a hell prison as a tool, the rulers of Equestria have basically gone on a spree to imprison every enemy of their country in these places or remove them as a threat without killing them. Then, over time, plots to reform them are undertaken. for example, the Changelings are imprisoned in a volcano where they are boiling and constantly starving to death in the comics. Later, there is an explicit plot to coup their society and socially engineer them into being less destructive. Discord faces a similar arc. So the progression here would be; "Imprison him forever... or at least until we figure out how to reform them.". Crucially, in MLP, this appears to be a somewhat high priority, not merely a justifcation. Though the timescale is on that of centuries and millennia, so is the plan, which necessitated careful engineering of a specific group of individuals existing at the same time to become the heroes capable of reforming the ancient villains. So the equivalent here would be the Doctor runs around the universe and traps everyone in a hell prison, takes over earth, and then socially engineers the society with the goal of producing a group of individuals capable of convincing each of those villains to become good guys. This process takes a long time, but it is actively undertaken. IIRC the only villains that die are in the movie (Which was an accident) and King Sombra, and honestly... yeah. He was an undead abomination and a sadist. (As an indication, in one scene he breaks into his old palace where two powerful individuals have been running the country since he was deposed. They are a genuine threat to him. Rather than gunning for them, he immediately heads to the nursery to go after their infant child while cackling to himself.). His method of ruling was to plunge everybody's mind into a permanent waking nightmare while their bodies were puppeted around, with the nightmares stated to be a completely unnecessary addition. When first defeated, out of spite, he causes his entire empire to time travel a thousand years into the future so they get as little time as possible away from him (He's due to reassemble himself by around that point), and so on.

@sammcgarry5822

8 ай бұрын

​@@officechairpotatowhat the fuck happens in my little pony bro

@josefinarivia

8 ай бұрын

they do something similar in Superman on the planet Krypton where they send criminals to the "phantom Zone" where you don't age etc and you have to be mentally strong not to lose your mind. When krypton gets destroyed the criminals are indefinitely held in the phantom Zone since no one knows they are there. In Young Justice, When the justice League finds out about the phantom Zone, Superman says that they should let the criminals out and hold trials for them instead since it's torture and inhumane to keep them there even if they are criminals.

@marcwilliams9824

6 ай бұрын

I wonder the same about christians. Who could possibly think the dichotomy of eternal paradise or eternal damnation is in any way just? There isn't a court on the planet where death penalty or ultimate reward are the only two possible outcomes for a defendant.

@sammcgarry5822

6 ай бұрын

@@marcwilliams9824 bro what this is a video about doctor who

The fact that this era was so bad that Russel T. Davies is returning as showrunner is the biggest blessing in disguise in history

@thrownstair

2 жыл бұрын

“Rustyyy, we broke the show, can you fix iiiit, pleeeeeeease?”

@PeterCamberwick

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't celebrate too soon. How is he going to repair what's been done? He can't really go against Chibnalls decisions can he, and by now he's probably just as deep in to the wokery as anyone else at the BBC these days.

@tgiacin435

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeterCamberwick don’t forget, Atlantis was destroyed three times, three separate occasions with two different doctors and none of them are compatible with each other. Also Davies did screw up his fair of the continuity, but as far as DW is concerned, canon is always in flux

@traxor2135

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeterCamberwick as long as it's good, the show being "woke" isn't an issue

@vanle2165

2 жыл бұрын

(The rise of doctor who) sound pretty cool

As someone with dyspraxia, I can confirm we are all secretly experts with alien guns

@birb125

2 жыл бұрын

I've always wondered... As a person with dyspraxia, do you often go tomb raiding on desolate alien planets with a person who has a doctorate, a police officer that accused you of illegally transporting vegetables, and your father-in-law who abused you over your dyspraxia but everyone around you tells you thats just love? Oh yeah, and for some reason you've never heard of Rosa Parks. Is this all common for someone with dyspraxia?

@patrickleonard1114

2 жыл бұрын

@@birb125 Indeed it is. I also don't have a personality.

@birb125

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickleonard1114 ah, so the dyspraxia is cause by being living cardboard

@patrickleonard1114

2 жыл бұрын

@@birb125 Exactly!

@misssupercookie2011

2 жыл бұрын

shhh! we weren't meant to tell people that!

Making the first female Doctor insecure is sexist, honestly. Can't believe I didn't notice, and thank you for pointing it out.

the retcon RTD uses to send the timeless child back into the void is that there actually was a consequence to the doctor taking of the neural balancer and its that the entirety of season 12 was a vivid hallucination

@GJauchen

10 ай бұрын

Lmao that would be perfect

@justinhamilton8647

9 ай бұрын

sadly he likes the retcon and won’t undo it

@teagunlinger

6 ай бұрын

@@justinhamilton8647He has, in fact, made it much, much worse

@juliarose9423

6 ай бұрын

@@teagunlinger I barely made it through the first part of the 60th special and didn't bother with the other parts, rip

@helloill672

4 ай бұрын

​@@teagunlinger I do not watch doctor who, but how could he have made it worse? I am both curious and horrified at the thought

All hail B I G O N I O N

@TheChrisSig

3 жыл бұрын

L E N G T H

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

_For her_ ™

@camhouston7387

3 жыл бұрын

Learning from the longman himself

@aidanaidan8662

3 жыл бұрын

Onion man good

@SupremeKaiZamasu

3 жыл бұрын

No the gaint BEANS are supreme

This show raises difficult moral questions. What would YOU do if Donald Trump offered you a handgun to fight a giant spider?

@ooheeh2264

3 жыл бұрын

I would shoot the spider and then turn and- Oh crap, it’s KZread, I can’t say that.

@WaspCameraInSpringfield

3 жыл бұрын

People with TDS would let the spider eat them out of spite. "aT LeAsT iT iSn'T MeAn oN TwItTeR"

@whitecreamymilk8436

3 жыл бұрын

I would probably help the guy who totally legitimately lost the 2020 election kill the spoders. Sounds epic.

@ObscuriaDragunAed

3 жыл бұрын

... I *would* respond, but, I don't want the Secret Service paying me a visit....

@matthewcollins4773

3 жыл бұрын

They missed the more provocative question: What would you do if a spider offered you a handgun to fight a giant Donald Trump?

Chibnalls writing SCREAMS “I want to be praised for addressing touchy and complex topics but I’m only going to barely touch the surface level concepts because I don’t actually care and am incapable of forming complex thoughts”

Thinking about it, it wouldve been nice to explore the anti gun principle. Lets say at start Ryan is actually successful and barely destroys the bots but nearly gets hurt - but he did it. He feels like having a gun compensates for his disability or something like that. In Arachnids they choose that the merciful thing to do is to actually shoot the spiders - thus they go from room to room killing the spiders, Ryan getting increasingly disturbed by shooting at living beings, until when they're finished, he throws the gun away and feels like never touching one again - until maybe later theres a situation where he actually needs to to procect 'the fam' with a gun, thus finally learning that there is something of a balance to find, a code to live by, instead of instantly driving towards extremes

@nenmaster5218

9 ай бұрын

Jay isnt the only one making big criticism-essay, so have fun with Mauler covering Doctor Strange 2, Madvocate covering The Flash and Hbomberguy covering RWBY and also Sherlock

@RealCoolstriker64

6 ай бұрын

I love this! This is a REALLY cool idea! I was focusing on that from the angle of "he has a condition that makes it easier to stumble and trip and he wants to run into a situation where any of those would make him a stationary target for a squad of SNIPERS, while they're in a situation where they'll struggle to treat MINOR injuries and things will remain that way for the foreseeable future." But it's a SPACE gun! Maybe it COULD compensate for his disability! So then later, when trump man hands him a real gun, he runs in cocky, but misses. Landing fatal wounds, but not all of them instant. People always mistake how gun skills work in fiction. It's not operating the weapon that's the issue (that part is EXTREMELY simple most of the time) it's actually AIMING the damn thing that's the tricky part. For someone with a coordination disorder like Ryan, it could be almost IMPOSSIBLE to hit anything without serious practice. Maybe the last one he shoots he misses so bad it just shoots off a leg. And as he watches it limp away, you just see the guilt on his face and then THIS is the moment the Doctor asks "see now why I don't like guns?" I think this moment would be even more powerful if the group sided AGAINST her on this issue, and she fell back to "serving at the pleasure of the human race" and helping them not die doing their plan. She's begrudgingly helping, but now it's emotionally clear to the audience why. The pain and misery violence can cause. Meanwhile, have Trump man say his line here about becoming president for this.

@misc8557

Ай бұрын

youtube comments writing better characterisation and storytelling than “professional” writers:

@tayzers69

20 күн бұрын

​@@misc8557to be fair editing someone elses story to be better is entirely different than simply making something good. anyone with basic media comprehension can tell what would make a good story, but actually writing a good story takes time, experience, humility, and lots of revision.

@misc8557

20 күн бұрын

@@tayzers69 to be completely fair Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke Joke

"The system isn't the problem, they way people exploit the system is the problem" - The Doctor Wow, that almost sounds like propaganda. Don't question the way things work, it's just bad individuals.

@JohnSmith-zl1tr

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, also ignore that some systems are more prone to exploitation than others.

@darklord884

3 жыл бұрын

It's both true but it's also not. Systems can be very beneficial or very exploitative/harmful by design. However, it also depends on the individual(s) leading said system(s). A genuinely smart and caring person can lead an otherwise harmfully built/oppressive system in a way that makes it good/less bad. However, a psychopathic tyrant can corrupt even a good system and run it into the ground or turn it extremely cruel. As Jay says in the video, in the Kerblam episode, both sides are wrong, but we are expected to accept one as right. The terrorist is killing innocents to combat exploitation by the system and the system kills an innocent to combat the terrorism perpetrated by the terrorist. What I find hilarious is that the Doctor's speech at the end flies directly into the face of modern woke narrative, since modern progressives love to posit that systems of governance and power are all based on oppression and are therefore evil. Does Chibnall not know what team he's playing for, do you think?

@coolbanana165

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklord884 Sure, I agree that systems can be bad, and individuals can be bad. I guess what seems to be clearer (from this video) is that Chibnall and Dr Who aren't particularly 'woke' or progressive. It's just neoliberal virtue signalling with little of meaning to say. It's team centrist, wanting mild or superficial improvement only. That's just my opinion anyway.

@darklord884

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolbanana165 Certainly seems that way. I don't subscribe to the 'woke' side either way, but entirely faking an ideology just for brownie points is foolish and as we can see, destructive when applied to art.

@colinr0380

3 жыл бұрын

"Bad apples"

Next time I want to get out of a conversation, "CHARACTER TIME IS OVER NOW, TIME FOR PLOT"

@TheGuavaLord

3 жыл бұрын

“LIKE CLOCKWORK IN A CHIBNALL STORY”

@ms_rifle_spiral

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh hey Janice, I had no idea you were having a baby, when's it due?" "Oh I'm not pregnant I just put on some weight" "CHARACTER TIME IS OVER, TIME FOR PLOT" "Jesus Frank, not again" "SORRY JANICE, BUT I'M BEING WRITTEN BY CHRIS CHIBNAL"

@DoctorWhom

3 жыл бұрын

Time to get back to the plot!

@Katyamuffin

3 жыл бұрын

Yell that, then awkwardly shuffle backwards out of the room

What really blows is how cool it could’ve been, Jodie seems really fun as An actor but was given the worst script imaginable. My dad and I had the same complaints through the era was the writing. Only the writing. It really sucks that people use the women doctor as a scapegoat, hopefully this doesn’t dissuade BBC from doing another one.

@kermit7960

Жыл бұрын

Right! I really loved Jodie's doctor but just couldn't with the cardboard that where the companions, but we know that BBC will refuse to do another female doctor in the near future, maybe the 100th anniversary if we make it that far?

@carolinemcgovern4488

8 ай бұрын

Exactly! I think Jodie's a brilliant actor- even with the shabby scripts she was given.

@applejones1697

2 ай бұрын

I hope it does dissuade them. I hope the whole show stops taking risks no one asked for.

@cup_of_tea755

Ай бұрын

@@applejones1697 Dr who has always taken risks with the kinds of stories it tells but casting a woman as a doctor was something many people wanted, not really a risk. Its just a shame the writing is awful.

@courtykat

8 күн бұрын

@@applejones1697 Dude, a TON of people were asking for a female Doctor after the Master's regeneration proved it was possible. I doubt it even would have happened without so many fans expressing interest.

They had such a great actress for the role and they had absolutely no idea what to do with her. The first time I saw the scene with Jodie Whitaker introducing herself as the Doctor I was like “well damn the girl’s got it.” But of course they bungled it.

Epso: I learned at a very early age to not trust anybody, even my own mother. Also Epso: *Falls asleep on a boat, on a lake of acid, surrounded by complete strangers, one of which is a woman who would greatly benefit from his death, and doesn't like him in the slightest*

@creed8712

3 жыл бұрын

@X X -the doctor said before kicking him off the boat

@4203105

3 жыл бұрын

To be slightly fair, that woman can't kill him or she won't get the prize money either. But in general, you are completely right. She could promise half her prize money to somebody else to do it for her.

@creed8712

3 жыл бұрын

@@4203105 if Ryan actually had a character that was consistent with his lines that could have made an interesting conflict with him wanting the money or whatever

@nickbrough8335

3 жыл бұрын

@@creed8712 It could also be argued as cultural stereotyping as well though.

@creed8712

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickbrough8335 is it a cultural thing to want wealth? I assume most people’s in most parts of the world that aren’t like very very primitive like those natives on islands want some form of monetary status or wealth

Me: Oh I don’t have time to watch a film Also me: *spends 5 hours watching a doctor who deconstruction*

@jero37

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sometimes watching, sometimes listening to it like a podcast.

@vice166

3 жыл бұрын

same

@zofiar4753

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@Katyamuffin

3 жыл бұрын

Same Although not quite fair, with a movie you have to pay full attention to it the whole time, with a video like this I can have it in the background while playing Minecraft or something, or at work

@afish1659

3 жыл бұрын

Me: 4 hours?? That’s it, I’m never watching the Snyder cut. Also me: Let’s watch a 5 hour video essay about a show I never watched except for the one episode that gave me nightmares!

What really infuriates me about this era is how it's almost good. The acting is good, the costumes are good, the lighting is good, the set design is good. But the writing is so abysmal that it drags down EVERYTHING else about this era.

@epicheadhav3r3672

8 ай бұрын

its so upsetting because it couldve been so good

@rooty

5 ай бұрын

I don't know, did you see that green wig?

@markjameldc1520

5 ай бұрын

as a master’s in cinematography and direction of photographt student, i can defo say that the lighting is not good. The photography in the Capaldi/Clara seasons is pretty great, but with thirteenth they tried to make it look ‘modern’ and ‘cinematic’ but it’s just bad, there’s no depth, no contrast, no intention. You can feel there’s a fear in leaving things in darkness, always wanting everything to be lit the same way. Camera work is also not amazing. Always hand held, needing to have every angle covered. You can feel a lack of creativity. Just before the 60th episodes came out me and my sister rewatched some of the tenth episodes and boy was I relieved at watching imaginative and creative shots, shots with an intention, shots that lead you to a piece of new information… and I felt that same energy on the Wild Blue Yonder episode. I did not feel that at all with the Thirteenth era of episodes

@jjk28141984

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for saying all this so I don't have to. Well said.@@markjameldc1520

@justaghostinthesea

2 ай бұрын

​@@markjameldc1520 That's fair. Admittedly, I don't have much of an eye for this kind of thing

The kerblam episode pisses me off for many reasons, but I want to rant in this comment about how if you can directly contact the doctor, then you can contact *literally anyone.* The only person who’s been able to reliably contact him was River, and even then she couldn’t control what point in his life he’d find the message, and that’s only because *she’s a time traveler too.* Normal people have to devote their entire lineage to the task. The Doctor is so notoriously hard to contact, that on the 3 occasions that he randomly bumped into someone he already knew for a second time, he IMMEDIATELY assumed outside interference, and all 3 times HE WAS RIGHT. (Donna, Wilfred, and Clara) But it’s not just that the ability to send Kerblam delivery bots through the time vortex means that it can send them *literally* anywhere it wants, but the fact that it can teleport *directly onboard the tardis,* a feat that as far as I’m aware hasn’t even been done *By the Doctor.* Remember the episode where the tardis becomes a woman? The doctor only managed to get back on board with help from people already on the ship. Even The Doctor can’t bypass the TARDIS’ defenses. This means that Space-Amazon has dethroned time lords as the most technologically advanced thing.

@thatwaygaming8679

9 ай бұрын

As an addendum the one time a group contacted the doctor it was with a phone provided by him, using the efforts of everyone who knows the doctor, and eventually being strong enough to necessitate a sacrifice due to knowing it'd be detected. AND EVEN THEN I don't think the message got all the way through.

@RealCoolstriker64

8 ай бұрын

@@thatwaygaming8679oh yeah! The whole stolen planets thing! I completely forgot about that, but it’s perfect! Because EVEN THEN The Doctor was *actively searching FOR the people sending the message.*

@RealCoolstriker64

6 ай бұрын

@SteveyTheEx-Eevee I mean, there was the Daleks at the end of 9's run. But those were the biggest bad in all of who, and also they had recently gained a LOT of experience fighting time-lords in the Time-War that they just narrowly -escaped.

@ZoeyAnonschild

5 ай бұрын

@@RealCoolstriker64No, tbf, the Dalek didn’t teleport in, the TARDIS, or Nine and Jack, intentionally materialised around it because it was right beside Rose, so that was the quickest way to get her out of immediate harm’s way. And they were also standing ready to blow it up, which isn’t relevant, it was just a cool scene and another example of the Doctor being very okay with gun usage.

Remember that time the Tenth Doctor willingly sacrificed himself for a human, even when the battle was ALREADY won? Now we have the Thirteenth who will let a human die IN HER PLACE to win HER battle... it's just not the same character anymore.

@samlasley798

3 жыл бұрын

Which tenth story is that?

@infinityproductions4989

3 жыл бұрын

@@samlasley798 His last one, The End of Time. When Wilfred was trapped in that chamber, about to be flooded with Radiation.

@samlasley798

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinityproductions4989 OF COURSE how could I forget?

@carterphillips3357

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinityproductions4989 Wilfred was such a sweet character. The heart to heart with the dying doctor is just the best

@tophatgeo

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness most doctors tend to have people sacrifice themselves for the doctors causes, in the sontaran two parter, a human sacrificed himself for 10 to stop the sontarans

The funniest thing about the Doctor telling Yas that the police won't believe her about the alien attack is...London literally gets attacked by aliens every other week in that show

@Alex-he5pj

3 жыл бұрын

If London isn't getting attacked by aliens, its probably because aliens have already taken over

@Xtoff

3 жыл бұрын

And London is a nightmare hellscape of CCTV cameras EVERYWHERE. There’s easily 90+ cameras that saw what happened.

@johnhenry4844

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xtoff You must have lived a pathetically sheltered life if you think LONDON is a bad place to live 😂, see more of the world dummy

@ddm2416

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnhenry4844 i dont think saying London has a lot of cctv cameras means its a bad place to live

@loturzelrestaurant

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnhenry4844 Call me Overanalytic, but... is it all Coincidence? All the hyper-massive-overload-Trash-Quality we get? 'The Last Airbender' was just a total Failure that 'happened', so its to be assumed this very, very, very rarely just happens in the Film Industry. BUT then 2019 and later Years found a massive Increase of this. All these beyond-arrogant Creators create beyond-trashy Content... Mulan 2020, Artemist Fowl, and this and that and this-that... Pokemon, which is big enough, but Star Trek is even older and Doctor Who is EVEN OLDER! All this and more: Countless big Franchises are Burning. They are burning alive and i wonder if this is not literally the obvious Sign for Social Problems und Social Scars going throughout all Industrys. I almost wonder... is the Quality-Standart of this Planet going down?!? Odd Question maybe, but whats going on with Earth?

I've watched this video like 8 times and this is the first time I've noticed the 'now that's what I call an inner conflict' screensaver

@madladdie7069

11 ай бұрын

same

The Timeless child makes no sense. Not only was it established that the time vortex is the cause of Time Lord regeneration, it was SHOWN that it demonstrably is. It's why River Song was able to regenerate, it's why she was kidnapped by the Silence to begin with, because she was conceived in the time vortex and gained the abilities of a Time Lord.

@BarioIDL

Ай бұрын

that implies that rory got ntr'd

Imagine if the premiere is just jay going “it’s coming soon I swear”

@TheWhoniversalMan

3 жыл бұрын

Came here to express this same fear! ;)

@Vashthestampede967

3 жыл бұрын

Don't give him any ideas.

@birb125

3 жыл бұрын

For 5 hours, he sits in front of his camera for 5 hours saying "I'll have it out later"

@internetduck1520

3 жыл бұрын

she liked it, that means it's true

@Karzanius

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be nasty 🤣🤣

“You must leave or we’ll have to stand over your corpses.” Imma use that one next time I gotta get people out of a burning building. It’ll make it clear that I have good intentions

@vexced8753

3 жыл бұрын

Works best if no one knows the building is on fire

@CheeseWedge056

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's best if you are known for your past as an arsonist, even though a week ago you became a firefighter

@Ego_death19

3 жыл бұрын

just say, "I HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS"

I just came back to say that, when the doctor says “I need to lay down the law if you’re new” after that she literally says: “don’t quote that back to me, my rules change all the time” and it’s honestly criminal that you didn’t use that part because of the sheer milage it’d give you.

**After 6 months of cringing at how poorly I wrote this the first time, the following post has been re-written for better structure and clarity. My personal idea on how the 13th doctor can be retroactively made to have "made sense" despite all of the harm its done to the series' foundations is this: The "13th Doctor" is actually The Master hooked into a Matrix machine that's keeping him in a simulated reality where he thinks he's the Doctor. The machine needs to have something telling it what to generate however, so its using The Master's flawed knowledge and understanding of the Doctor/Universe and stunted views on morality as its basis for what "The Adventures of The Doctor" means. That's also why every story is restricted to a black/white moral binary; because The Master generally operates on a binary moral compass. It's why the Doctor keeps mechanically doing superficially Doctor *things* without any deeper understanding of why they do them, because The Master doesn't have that deeper understanding and lacks certain core elements of the Doctor; most glaringly empathy. It's why every story treats the Doctor as the arbitrary moral center of all things who is always right about anything and everything no matter the context, because that's how it always *looks* like things work from the Master's perspective since he actually can't comprehend the morality of the Doctor as anything but absurd yet The Doctor always seems to win despite constantly making "irrational and foolish" decisions and "morally posturing" as the Master sees it. It's also why the Doctor endorses some morally atrocious things through the 13th era: because *The Master* doesn't understand how those things are morally wrong in the first place and is simply operating on the logic that "what I, The Master, thinks the Doctor would do is the correct solution because the Doctor always seems to be right about everything even when I don't know how or why." The Master only understands that The Doctor, for moral reasons, wouldn't kill a defenseless person, so he (as The Doctor but without understanding why the Doctor does it) won't kill defenseless people but is happy to endorse *any* other solution as long as it's sufficiently different in the technical details from "directly killing defenseless people." Furthermore, there's also an element of having different understandings of the words at play and completely opposite motivations behind using them. The Doctor is trying to define if someone is helpless out of genuine care and worry for those people so that he can help those who need and deserve help and treat people how they deserve to be treated regardless of biases. The Master is trying to define if someone is helpless for the simple practical reason that it's a factor that determines how to "solve" the situation, but they don't actually care about *how* it gets solved or the people involved so long as it gets "solved correctly." The Doctor, if he hurt a defenseless innocent that he didn't mean to hurt, would go "What have I done? I've failed, I cannot ever allow myself to make this mistake again!" The Master, if he hurt a defenseless innocent that he didn't mean to hurt, would go "Shit, I didn't mean to do that but I don't *really* care anyway so it's fine, I'll just try to nail it next time but if that fails too, it's whatever really." It also makes sense of the companions being planks of wood as well as why there's a larger number of them than usual despite it not serving any purpose in the narrative; because the Master doesn't think anything *OF* the Doctor's companions next to the Doctor and so doesn't consider them important in any sense in themselves. They really ARE just there to praise the Doctor and serve The Doctor's purposes, because that's all that the Master thinks they are. Furthermore, there's 3 of them because, to the Master, their number has never been important. He's always just thought the Doctor has "a few" companions with them and probably never truly paid much attention to them beyond what he can use them for, so when some companions are "generated" for him as the Doctor, it gives him a random-but-vaguely-appropriate number that's just barely in the accurate-enough range for The Master to not think anything of it but still ever-so-slightly off due to discrepancies in the Master's knowledge and expectations of them. (It would also add a layer of hilarity to their lack of characterization for it to turn out that the "characters" who've been conspicuously devoid of character the whole series have actually been *literal* NPCs the entire time.) It even makes sense of the Timeless Child nonsense, because in a Who universe defined by the Master's expectations and beliefs, *OF COURSE* The Doctor would suddenly turn out to be the mysterious super-mega-ultra-being from whom all Timelord greatness was actually just stolen all along. (Bonus points because The Master has a victim complex and him being The Doctor means he's still managed to make everything be about how HE was victimized and robbed as the timeless child despite it technically happening to The Doctor.) The Master views himself as The Doctor's only equal and superior, and it's only through the stars themselves seemingly always aligning unfairly in the Doctor's favour for no clear reason that The Doctor always comes out on top, according to The Master. The timeless children then isn't just an absolutely par-for-the-course expectation he has of the Doctor coming true, but it's *ALSO* absolutely par-for-the-course in terms of what The Master expects of *himself,* actually reconciling his expectations of reality with his narcissistic need to have everything be centered around himself and his obsessive need to focus on- and incorporate The Doctor into everything despite all those things being somewhat contradictory in theory. It would actually be quite brilliant writing I think how his importance in the universe would *STILL* be both absolute in his mind and yet intrinsically connected- and relative- to The Doctor like a moon orbiting a planet by choice rather than necessity since strictly speaking, it's only due to his own obsessions and expectations that he isn't the center of the simulation Universe as The Master. Because he's come to subconsciously expect the Doctor always wins seemingly without even needing rhyme or reason behind him, the simulation has found a way to reconcile The Master's narcisistic need to still be the center of everything with his self-contradictory views and relationship with the Doctor by simply *making* him The Doctor and tailoring his experiences within the binary moral confines of The Master's... well binary morals. He's not The Doctor in the simulation because he chose to be, he's The Doctor because it's the only way he himself can truly rationalize (consciously or not) and reconcile his relationship with- and views of- The Doctor with what he knows, believes and expects of reality, himself and the universe. The whole scenario would, in my opinion (which is weird because I made the theory so I'm basically sucking my own dick here) perfectly encapsulate The Master's core as a character, his obsession with the Doctor, his narcissism and his specific expectations of life the universe and everything while tying them directly into the narrative as the in-universe causes of the past seasons' events and characters happening in the way that they did *WITHOUT* breaking the series' canon, lore or just leaving a series of terribly written stories lying around in the continuity as bad pieces of writing with no grander purposes. (For extra points, there's a layer of meta comedy to how even in a Universe where The Master is The Doctor and The Master's beliefs and expectations define reality, there's still another Master created to run around in the simulation for "The Doctor" to triumph over, as if even The Master himself sincerely believes in his heart of hearts that "A Master" will always exist in The Doctor's orbit to be unfairly screwed over by the universe to The Doctor's benefit even when The Doctor himself *is* The Master.) ...And now, as the 14th and 15th doctors (?) have debuted and it's crystal clear the downward spiral begun by Chiball is going nowhere, clearly none of the above actually happened, but a boy can dream. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

@kermit7960

Жыл бұрын

As much as I hate "and it was all just a dream/coma" plotlines, I do think it would work out so much better since it would excuse the characterisation and also give the writers and fans so much more to build off of

@alisaurus4224

11 ай бұрын

That’s a good idea

@RealCoolstriker64

10 ай бұрын

There’s no way that’s cannon… but we can pretend it is. Just like how SAO fans ignore the incest arc!

@RM--

9 ай бұрын

I love it, like yeah I could totally see The Master doing that and it's just brilliant

@captainhugo0667

8 ай бұрын

OMG this is like a perfect fix-all for most of it. I think it would also explain (somewhat) the nervousness/social anxiety the Doctor shows. The Master hasn't been around humanity for thousands of years and therefore would not be able to interact as seamlessly or confidently as the Doctor would, but the Master is aware that the Master know how to interact, hence the nervousness about "messing up." Even just being unsure about inviting the companions to travel highlights the Master's inferiority complex/uncertainty about being the Doctor because, how does the Doctor get these humans to be their companions anyhow? i've officially filed this as my new headcanon, kudos

Bart: This is the worst Doctor Who of my life. Homer: This is the worst Doctor Who of your life *so far*.

@appointmenteer

3 жыл бұрын

oh god ....

@scotto9857

3 жыл бұрын

This had me dead, I like the addition of “so far” very clever. I’m scared to see what comes next 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

@daveofyorkshire301

3 жыл бұрын

It's not Dr Who... That way she's not the worst Dr Who, she's just someone trying to be...

@stoat7

3 жыл бұрын

Don't!

@johndoe-so2ef

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's the worst one I will ever see, because I stopped watching the show because this was SO bad.

This video didn't just make me realise just how much I hate series 11 and 12, and why... It made me realise how much I truly adore Doctor Who when it's at it's best.

@marysueechols2845

3 жыл бұрын

@@LukasOfTheLight true, but still love Eccleston

@grandkhan9261

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, this video made me want to rewatch some classic who. I had forgotten how good this show could be and how amazing of a character the doctor was

@Bellocks1

3 жыл бұрын

Troughton was always OP.

@RaikenXion

3 жыл бұрын

In all honesty i think Doctor Who needs to END. NOT forever, but i strongly feel in order to save this franchise, the series needs a hiatus, a long while off air, so that people can be given time to just forget about it and gradually start to miss it. This would force those who are currently damaging it to just go away and move onto other things. Then allow times to change yet again, for all this woke/sjw mentality to die down and gradually fade away. And then you will find some truly visionary and "Creative" will come in, and breathe new life into this series.

@Tyranniod

3 жыл бұрын

Series 1-10 is some damm fine television.

Holy hell that 3 hour callback to the neural balancers was incredible. Genuine props for dotting little "hey I see you watching 4hours so far" bits about the video

Was terrified that when I clicked on this, it was just going to be someone screaming about how Doctor who is now a woman for 4 hours. Very pleased that it wasnt

@affsteak3530

5 ай бұрын

"The Doctor is now a woman and they botched the execution so badly, it'll never happen again!"

This doctor reminds me of Dee from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the beginning, the actress complained to the writers that she was being written as the boring straight man, and they admitted that they didn’t really know how to write for a woman. So she told them to just write what they’d normally write for a man and she’d just play it. Her character improved dramatically. That’s what this doctor feels like. They aren’t writing the doctor, they’re writing A Woman.

@Smokey420Greenleaf

2 жыл бұрын

literally no one cares.

@TheHaloring7

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey420Greenleaf Smoke another one dork. Your opinion matters even less.

@HoloFizz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey420Greenleaf Well then I guess me, the currently 101 likes the parent comment has, and the vast majority of this videos viewers are 'no one'.

@albertfanmingo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smokey420Greenleaf How to “respond” to something you disagree with: 1. Type “Nobody cares” 2. Prove you care by posting it????

@NBDYSPCL

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but a woman they don't particularly like either...

This video took longer to come out than the Doctor spent in the confession dial

@mickys8065

3 жыл бұрын

This video has more planning than the entirety of season 11 and 12

@TheSlammurai

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickys8065 This video has more awkwardness than seasons 11 and 12.

A thing that annoys me is how the show acts as if we've never heard of the historical figures. When we meet Charles Dickens and Agatha Christie, nobody stops, turns to the camera and goes "these are famous authors". Like. We KNOW who Rosa Parks is. And we've all heard of Tesla, even if we dont know everything he made. Its really condescending

“…robs the scene of all the meaning it didn’t have anyway.” Perfect summary of the writing

“my dad taught me how to hijack cybermen ships when i was four” hits like “i dropped out of 4th grade to run drugs to support my nan”. it shouldn’t be possible to compare doctor who to RIVERDALE

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

O M G That is Hilariously SAD XD

@GigaDuck241

3 жыл бұрын

This is next level salt, fully justifed, and I love it.

@henrikaugustsson4041

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s probably one of the most retarded shows I’ve ever heard of, and the competition is stiff in that area. I’ve seen a lot of stupid shit being made these days.

@whereami2477

3 жыл бұрын

Makes the Cybermen sound incompetent as fuck if they're being hacked by fucking 4 year olds too

@kestrel7493

3 жыл бұрын

Who would win: a warship developed by one of the most technologically advanced species in the universe who have taken over galaxies, traveled across the multiverse and fought wars across time and space. Or a 4 year old?

We learned more about Donna Noble in two minutes than we learned about "The Fam" in two seasons.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

YIKES

@dandywaysofliving

3 жыл бұрын

It's because Donna was Show And the fam. Was tell. Yea we saw em but they just talk what they do or feel. Everything also happened in a day. Why not show Yaz being a good copper and going above her current rank. She's committed and some of the public enjoys her presence and think she deserves better. Maybe she hasn't won but she's curious. Graham and Ryan could have a moment where ryan needs space, but grahm has a potential danger and Ryan needs to step up. Show he cares for grahm but mainly because his grand luvs him. He's still uneasy and they go their esperate ways because Ryan's friends called him for previous plans made. He feels a bit uneasy about leaving because of what just happened but his grand says. They'll be fine. He can go. The rest of the episode plays out. Yaz is somewhat nearby the onion because she's snooping within her jurisdiction and when she hears the call. She says she'll handle it. (it'll buy her time to keep searching around.(for whatever reason it is she's snooping, I didn't make one rn tbh it's irrelevant rn) She carries on and finds Ryan and his friends. They leave because coppers lame and say they'll be at a café(they already took picks for the vine) so it's just Yaz and Ryan talking and Ryan is uneasy about getting near it. Yaz laughs because she thinks he's stuntin for a secret cam he set up. Hes a bit frustrated but Yaz decides to believe him. She knows what it's like to not be respected by others. Eventually shit plays out. Ryan and grahm fight because his gram almost dies on a train. She scolds Ryan for blaming grahm for that. Grahm feels old but fights to defend that he still has his strength and energy. Doctor steps in saying she's over 1000 years old. They all just turn like what. Is she on drugs. Yaz steps in and tries to follow protocal but things get out of control. Doctor steps up. Defends them from the tentacles. A person dies. Yaz freaks out. Calls it in. Starts having a panic attack. Doctor helps calm her down. Gives some foreshadowing about what it's like losing a person. Ryan and grahm look at each other passively. Gram hugs em both and says you see. You do care about each other. The plot carries on. Tbh ima stop here. I'd keep going but I'm not an official writer dx just had a fun idea pop in.

@ljllob4740

3 жыл бұрын

Donna also felt like a human person as well not a as piece of cardboard

@able3331

3 жыл бұрын

Donna was so relatable. The first half of her first episode I hated her until I realized I would be her. One of the most real human characters in the newer series by far.

@tomforsythe7024

3 жыл бұрын

@@able3331 And they weren't afraid to give a female protagonist unlikeable traits. Nowadays, every woman is the bestest. Part of why everyone loves Donna is her foibles.

Years later, I still think the most egregious thing Chibnall did that has real word consequences, is make an episode that enthusiastically wanks mega corporations like Amazon. Who cares if it uses people as disposable meat robots? And to put those words of praise into the Doctor's mouth, a character that usually champions the people, is fucking insane. Never mind that the message of the episode saying its fine to kill innocent people to protect big business. Imagine if they did an episode where they go to a bottling plant in Columbia, and the Doctor is a huge fan of Coca-Cola, and praises the company despite knowing it assisted paramilitary groups in killing Columbian union workers; and also being fine with the US government dismissing Sinaltrainal's case against Coca-Cola. "It's not the system that is the problem." Says the version of the Doctor that believes that all species and institutions are a monolith; but I guess big business is exempt from the same scrutiny and prejudice. Yet this series has also made the point of lambasting the individual greed of wealthy businessmen. It's all contradiction and hypocrisy where any "messaging" is there for the sake of pandering rather than having genuine meaning. The worship of the Amazon analog is probably the most sincere the writing had been during Chibnall's run.

Holy fucking shit, the stuff about the Doctor loving Kablam actually shocked me. The gun thing was bad enough, but Jesus, that’s just such a fundamental misunderstanding of the character. It’s insane.

@brybrybry995

8 ай бұрын

And the Core of the Doctor chapter, my God, she’s not even the same CHARACTER. That’s not the Doctor.

"Problems im not even gonna touch on" Oh come on mate, give us that 10 Hour extended cut.

@gamingwithsheepy7699

3 жыл бұрын

I’d watch it, I’ve watched this 🤣

@JiJ1511

3 жыл бұрын

#ReleaseTheExciCut

@francisstaines228

3 жыл бұрын

Try 24hrs extended cut

@loturzelrestaurant

3 жыл бұрын

The Spider-Nonsense makes me real Mad because the T-Man (not the Doctor Who Version) is indeed a Clown and an Issue - but this Episode is so ridiculously badly written that its used as an Argument to ask "Oh, so Anti-Trump-People are like 'this', eh?"... ...Chibnal has no idea he actively gave Trump Support with this Episode... ...

"The lyrics of the Doctor Who theme are uwu" Why have you cursed me with this knowledge

@zacwolfe6701

3 жыл бұрын

UUUuuuuWWWwwwwUuuuuUuuUu

@eto3721

3 жыл бұрын

No... no... oh god no... I can't unhear it

@damythicalpanda9190

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ why did you do this to me

@DesolatedChild018

3 жыл бұрын

Now that’s what I call inner conflict

@eto3721

3 жыл бұрын

@@DesolatedChild018 I never want to hear this again after almost 6 hours of it lol

The “movie we don’t talk about” may have been disappointing, but the eighth doctor was pretty awesome and still is.

My video froze during the long pause at 58:27 while I wasn't looking and I just sat there for a solid minute wondering how long this bit would last

Even if you can't finish the whole 5 hours, you gotta appreciate how much work and effort went into this video.

@theonetrueedgelord3596

2 жыл бұрын

so you are not always on top

@speedflight

2 жыл бұрын

Heh

@chrisdawson1776

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, you’re here too

@jolean_cujoh

2 жыл бұрын

You don't have to watch the whole thing in one go

@mmmcloud2771

2 жыл бұрын

why do I always see your comments on videos I watch??

"I never use guns...because bombs are more effective!" Great moral lesson, Doc.

@jamiekeane471

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something a terrorist organisation would say lol

@totallynotaferret

Жыл бұрын

Tf2

@cogsworther1639

Жыл бұрын

"I will only use a weapon if it's a guaranteed warcrime every time I use it. Guns leave too many people alive." -13th Doctor, apparently

@bleak6631

Жыл бұрын

Before the last two seasons, the Doctor has: -nearly broken a man's neck and beaten people unconscious multiple times -sentenced a whole family to an eternity of torture -commited genocide (more than once) -destroyed a planet

@eisgnom7383

Жыл бұрын

@@totallynotaferret which one?

I can't believe I watched all this in one go. I've never seen an episode of Doctor Who.

@lucboellinger7733

Ай бұрын

That must be so strange to be introduced to the show by this video 😂 What are your first impression of Dr Who ?

@RobDrawsPictures

Ай бұрын

@@lucboellinger7733 Fortunately I'm British so I have some familiarity with the show purely via cultural osmosis 😅 My main takeaway from the video was Doctor Who is suffering from the same problem most legacy sci-fi franchises currently are, in that it's being written by someone who doesn't seem particularly interested in the genre and possesses only a surface-level knowledge of the series' history.

@Vileplume87

27 күн бұрын

​@@RobDrawsPicturesbro that's spot on!

The reveal that the ruth doctor is an earlier incarnation, feels like how it would feel if the next DCEU film revealed that kryptonite is and has always been a regular rock that MCU loki spray painted glow-in-the-dark green. But not just in that movie, but in all movies and comics before or since. “Kryptonite has always done absolutely nothing to affect super-man and other kryptonian’s powers. It literally doesn’t affect them at all and never has.” Because it’s a reveal that only works if you completely ignore everything else. Because looking at that other stuff for more than 2 seconds you’d realize this “reveal” retcons so much extremely important information that it’s straight up incompatible with everything that came before.

@kingofthegrill

Жыл бұрын

If you think this is bullshit you should try being a fan of Bethesda games. They constantly do this shit with Fallout lore, retconning Fallout 1 and 2 lore with their new games by having factions and technology exist when and where they shouldn't. It's worse with Elder Scrolls because they made retcons part of the canon, they're called Dragon Breaks. Technically everything someone believes in Elder Scrolls is canon, so if I believe really hard in a God and you believe really hard that I'm actually praying to a baked potato, both things would simultaneously be true if we both believed hard enough. It gets to where you'll play older games and they don't make sense with what comes next.

@RealCoolstriker64

10 ай бұрын

@@kingofthegrill some franchises are just like that. There are some series that just don't work as a long continuous story. Evil Dead is like that, and I LOVE those movies (and the show). But you basically have to treat each new installment as it's own separate story. That's ok, not every franchise has to have a meticulously maintained lore. However, Doctor Who *is* a show with long running continuity.

The Eleventh Doctor actually was going to mercy kill the space whale. That's a good episode that understands the moral dilemmas of mercy killing.

@loturzelrestaurant

2 жыл бұрын

I have some Epic Recommendations! Why? Why do i recommend stuff to strangers? Well, lets be honest... we live in a Quality-Hole named '2021' and Quality got real-rare, tbh. Sooooo, why not, i ask. Why not. Check out: -Starship Goldfish. -Cliffside. -Pokemon: Banette's Curse.

@hixxy2277

2 жыл бұрын

@@loturzelrestaurant Lisa: the painful rpg

@leahhegen7930

2 жыл бұрын

Well he was gonna mercy lobotomize but yeah. Pretty much the same dilemma

@samarsvard6384

2 жыл бұрын

i still dont really understand what the other option was there, they ripped apart its skull and exposed its brain, its not like they could just set it free.

@loturzelrestaurant

2 жыл бұрын

@@samarsvard6384 Real Life Humans (mostly Rleigious) have done worse - so thats That.

Jay litterally could have divided this in 20 minutes parts and have regular content over 6 months But putting a 5 hours video is just so... establishing dominance

@richyrich7260

3 жыл бұрын

Longman good.

@gwynmoth3940

3 жыл бұрын

I mean them the views would have a much more stark dropoff.

@catsquidcatoverlord9842

3 жыл бұрын

@@richyrich7260 I was going to comment this in response, but you beat me to it.

@GeorgeMillerAtkinson

3 жыл бұрын

It’s self indulgent shite, wouldn’t be surprised if he tunes out to be a Nonce.

@JayExci

3 жыл бұрын

Please touch grass George

as someone with dyspraxia the godawful dyspraxia representation in this show made me need to come back a day later to talk about it. this is probably millions of peoples first exposure to dyspraxia, my favourite underrepresented disability/j, and the representation is so fucking poor. it frustrates me so much i can’t even get into specifics without wanting to just cry. i got so excited when i heard there was a character with dyspraxia. i have never, ever seen my disability that makes my life fucking hell on screen before and it’s this dogshit. I participated in a study when i was younger about dyspraxia, one of the very few studies ever done on it. the funding was so low they couldn’t even cover out travel fee because we where out of country. we lived very close to this study, and it was at an ivy league uni, so they weren’t broke or anything, just underfunded. there was money, but they didn’t get it. my guess is that this study was what informed the writers or whoever of dyspraxia, considering the scientists where talking about how dyspraxia is so under researched and their goal was to push dyspraxia out there more, and at the time it was the biggest study on it. pisses me off that little kid me faced every fear they had, about strangers, tight spaces, loud noises, x-rays/CAT scans and sensory processing because ND just for that information put into that study and probably producing this. the biggest issue i have is the alien scene, when he just runs out there and is magically able to shoot all this alien robots magically. why does it bug me so much? because people are going to see that as their first impression of dyspraxia and it’s going to mold how they feel about it. him magically doing that give the impression that dyspraxia isn’t constant and can be turned off or overcome. i have been told my entire life to “get better” or “put more work in” “your just being lazy, if you work harder you can improve” when it is *physically impossible* ffs. i lost so many passions growing up because people where fucking mean to the little disabled kid. my teachers didn’t even try to figure out what was up, and my parents didn’t advocate for me for years even after my diagnosis because they didn’t think my dyspraxia was a big deal. i lost passions in writing, because my handwriting was too sloppy and i was shit on constantly for it. i lost my passion for art, soccer, swimming and more because kids, coaches and adults would say the most vile mean shit to me about my skill level. all of these where affected heavily from my dyspraxia. as i said earlier, my parents, the people who are supposed to advocate for me, didn’t. they didn’t even tell me about my diagnosis until 4th grade, when i had a mental breakdown in the car because i was yelled at by my soccer team for not being able to kick the ball correctly. one kid i looked up to called me “a useless player” and told me “to quit if i wasn’t going to practice at home” which i did for hours a day. and i couldn’t understand why i wasn’t improving. i was diagnosed in 1st grade, my parents didn’t tell me about my disability for three years because my doctor was not properly informed or educated about it, resulting in my parents not being conveyed what this meant properly, resulting in me thinking i was broken and a failure for 3 years when i was just a little kid. no kid deserves to think about themselves in that way. all i want as a disabled person is something i can point to to say “that is what i struggle with” so i don’t have to constantly explain my disability. and the one example i got is shit.

@catsaregreat6314

10 ай бұрын

@@VitaeLibra thank you, unironically this made me cry in a good way. :)

@Nargon46

10 ай бұрын

Dang, bud. I'm so sorry. That sucks. I wish they had put any effort into the writing of these seasons AT ALL. And introducing a character with a disability and then magically forgetting it so they can do what everybody else does is way more hurtful than leaving it alone, because then when somebody meets someone with that disability, they are gonna be like: oh yeah I've heard of that, but it's no big deal, you're pretty much normal." Bull crap, man. Chibnall was a blight to the whole franchise and everything it touched

@catsaregreat6314

10 ай бұрын

@@Nargon46 exactly! i’d rather they didn’t give him that disability and it just stay underrepresented in media then it be bad representation. At least i can actually give people i meet the first impression on my disability even if explaining it to everyone constantly is frustrating.

@RM--

9 ай бұрын

sorry to hear that, hope you've found something you can do without worry about your disability getting in the way, I hadn't heard of it until Doctor Who but I kinda figured it wasn't gonna be good representation. cheers chief, hope things are looking up for you

@peterthosegriffins666

8 ай бұрын

I have dyspraxia as well and I agree. It was a missed opportunity, especially since so few people have ever heard of the condition

I can’t wait for another 5 hour essay video but on RTD’s return. The world needs more people like you.

The thing that bugs me is that The Fam live in a world where they, people from Britain, casually know the name of the bus driver who kicked Rosa Parks off the bus when that isn’t even common knowledge here in the US, but hear the name Nikola Tesla and don’t even come up with “you mean like the Elon Musk car?”

@afelias

3 жыл бұрын

GOD even hearing about that episode hurts. What really gets me is that the Doctor has such surface-level understanding of Tesla's best works. The writers need to be given a five hour lesson on what Nikola Tesla was able to achieve. ALTERNATING CURRENT is a goddamn superpower that multiplies power transfer efficiency that the way we're advancing past that one achievement is by using 2010-2020 cutting edge semiconductor technology to make non-AC transformers using switching. They didn't need to make up stuff like drones or Wi-Fi, which Tesla started on but didn't really make like that. Fuck Wi-Fi too, Tesla wanted to beam the power straight to homes via man-made thunderclouds. Which, I'm pretty sure, you could have easily made a Doctor Who episode about sentient thunderclouds delivering free energy from heaven or something cool. But no, they did a "fuck Edison" without doing a full on War of the Currents.

@nickbrough8335

3 жыл бұрын

It was a poorly realised doc-drama (the sort that the History channel does) with the Doctor and fam inserted to ensure that Rosa actually did what she was supposed to do, whilst completely ignoring all of the real story., which is a lot more complicated and involves deliberate political choices.

@Neil070

3 жыл бұрын

@@afelias Tesla's story is fascinating in itself (why did the US government take his documents and work in progress when he died?). Tesla had ideas for unlimited free energy without pollution or nuclear waste. The electricity generation industry and the oil industry were petrified. Did they lean on the government? How did Tesla die? Why was Tesla forgotten about for decades, while comparative failure Edison had a biopic made about him? This was a hugely disappointing episode in a series of disappointing episodes

@nalinmalhotra3319

3 жыл бұрын

@@afelias It honestly seemed like they saw one of those "Tesla Genius, Edison Bad" tumblr posts or something the night before. And then the next day had nothing to pitch so just pitched the post

@videobeetle8

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickbrough8335 Chibnall’s a neolib who doesn’t believe in the power of collective, deliberate activism in the face of injustice and thought Rosa parks wouldn’t be ‘relatable’ if he portrayed her protest as what it actually was: a preplanned, deliberate act of self-imprisonment in protest of a wildly unjust law.

having the doctor literally say "the systems arent the problem" straight at the camera in a doctor who episode with a genuinely engaging premise, thus shooting dead any hopes of even vague moral depth and complexity in the chibnall era, made me want to punch a hole in my tv

@enbyennui

2 жыл бұрын

I FORGOT SHE THEN KILLS THE UNABOMBER FSJKLDFH

@NBDYSPCL

2 жыл бұрын

@@enbyennui excuse me wHaT

@HappyGingerWolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@NBDYSPCL Charlie has a similar motivation and plan to the unabomber

@jamesderiven1843

2 жыл бұрын

That's the episode where I stopped watching and have yet to go back!

@thomasmcelroy5785

2 жыл бұрын

...I am so lucky I stopped before this I thought she'd be the 'like 11, but more: childish curiosity than childish wonder, and no significant hard side which she will have to learn to regain and incorporate season by season' basically the idea would be that the doctor tried to have a more wonderous time with his 11th incarnation, but the universe wouldn't let him, so the doctor is doubling down on that 'curious explorer' bit when she becomes 13, this results in being a bit too trusting and having a less nuanced and more flexible morality and less foresight (as one might expect from a more child like mind set, and this also would handily explain why 12 had to leave a message saying be a decent person: children need moral guidance and reinforcement, even the inner child) which results in the bidirectional learning dynamic between doctor and companion to shift more heavily in the companion's side because the doctor is basically an overly trusting know-it-all ...I was so, so, so wrong

Love how miffed Moffat was about Chibnall blowing up the Tardis interior. As if he didn’t do the exact same thing to RTD’s.

@jamesslater9098

6 ай бұрын

That's fair but Capaldi's Tardis slapped and was replaced by a worse one. Wheras RTD's tardis did kind of need a revamp and it got better.

@ColinGLogan

6 ай бұрын

Moffat was joking. He's almost always joking. He sometimes gives entire extended interviews without saying anything serious at all. He's pretending to be annoyed by it as a joke. Given how frequently people seem to misinterpret him, I'm wondering if it's an accent thing. Is his tone not obviously comic to non-Brits? Non-Scots? I'm Glaswegian, as he is, and his levity is unmissable to me.

@peytonb2247

6 ай бұрын

@@jamesslater9098Capaldi’s Tardis is so cool. RTD’s felt very alien, and I loved the lighting. I have a soft spot for the days before Doctor Who was shot in HD.

@peytonb2247

6 ай бұрын

@@ColinGLogan Maybe it’s an accent thing, but it’s also hard for me to take it in good faith when he makes so many classist and sexist comments. And if those are “jokes” then they aren’t funny.

@ColinGLogan

6 ай бұрын

@@peytonb2247 There follows a very long reply about the importance of the implied author and the extent of sexism in Moffat Who. Normally I'd just save the bits of my comment I think are well written somewhere else and not post this but what the hell, it's the comments section of a five hour long video, if there's ever a good place for an extended KZread comment it's here. The misinterpretation is *vital*, because a joke can be written in which the speaker says something which sounds bad, but the tone implies the author does not agree. Whether a joke is funny is irrelevant to a moral judgement: what matters is the implied opinion of the speaker. To take a relevant example, one of the commonly cited "Moffat is a sexist" quotes consists of him talking about how getting married meant being "feminised" by his wife, and moving out of his manly bachelor pad into a feminine house. Were it to be serious, I'd agree it was a classic "men are shackled by their wives" bit of sexism. But it isn't serious. It's told in a wry, self-deprecating manner which quite clearly shows that while that's one way of describing what happened, he disagrees with the perspective given and thinks it was a good thing. An actually competent analysis of this comment might suggest he's really saying that stereotypical femininity is better than stereotypical masculinity (something he obviously does think, given that he rather blatantly writes Rory as his version of the perfect man). Many of the other quotes used to attack him are similarly just not valid criticism: the famous mechanical digger line is almost immediately followed by him describing his attitude at that time as "dreadful", his "men are grossed out by pregnancy" stuff is not presenting that as good, the "women are needy" quote is him describing the views of a character he wrote, not himself, etc. That's not to say everything he's criticized for is fine (the "wee and dumpy" line implies he essentially had the strict requirement that Amy would be conventionally attractive, which is playing into a major industry-wide problem) but his interviews do not depict him as the evil sexist some claim him to be. Are there valid feminist criticisms of Moffat? Sure. He wrote quite a few dominatrices with the pretty clear implication that he was into them, which is obviously objectifying; he intermittently dipped into gender essentialism; he did the "hints at a character not being straight without actually committing to it" bit a few times; and his failure to bin some of the stuff written by his friends gave us some absolutely atrocious moments. The thing is, you can apply that sort of analysis to every era of the show, and I'd argue Moffat's is the clear best by this measure - his only serious competitor is RTD, whose most apparent problems include having young women repeatedly fall in love with the Doctor; overwhelmingly presenting older women as hostile, stupid, or both; and the horrifying non-consensual mindwipe in Journey's End. Moffat also makes a whole host of strong feminist statements within his story arcs: he rejects male saviour narratives, fridging, depicting women as mysteries rather than people (this is the point of series 7b, though it's often hopelessly misunderstood), the "bury your gays" trope, he overturns half a century of the sexist Doctor/companion dynamic with Clara, etc. He also listened to the criticisms of him, and made changes - for example, the lack of LGBT rep in series 5 was pointed out and he dramatically improved it going forwards, and the sexualised dominatrices all went away in the Capaldi era. I could still write a lot more about how many of the issues in both the first Davies era and the Moffat era arise directly from the genres they're working with, but I've written way too much already. Basically, I think Moffat is a feminist, albeit an imperfect one, and I think it's ludicrous for people to label his era as horrifically sexist while declaring RTD's morally unimpeachable.

I was almost going to say that the reason she didn’t trigger the death particle was because she didn’t want to actually end the master’s life because of her history with him (albeit a history that was only really developed before her era), but then I realized she left him to die anyways.

the sad part is, a version of the doctor that's so tired of having death on their conscience, even enemy deaths, that they're willing to do arguably worse things to their enemies to avoid having more could have been an interesting take on the doctor. sadly, that would have required the show to actually acknowledge that the doctor isn't the moral center of the universe and that there are things that are worse than outright killing

@charlesiiofengland3608

Жыл бұрын

isn't that just 10?

@worthlesshuman5041

Жыл бұрын

@@charlesiiofengland3608 Not really. When 10 gave those eternal life punishments to the family of blood, it was implied that he was doing it because he was very angry and that those fates would be worse than death, not because he was afraid of having blood on his hands. Meanwhile this hypothetical 13th doctor could do that not out of any personal feelings of rage, but because she just doesn't want to deal with the mental strain of blood on her hands

@charlesiiofengland3608

Жыл бұрын

​@@worthlesshuman5041 oh i see, thank you for explaining

@AngelLoeza

Жыл бұрын

That's a long winded way to say there are some fates worse than death

@Pihsrosnec

Жыл бұрын

exactly, immoral pacifism is a really interesting concept and one that is rarely ever explored despite what makes it possible(fates worse than death) being relatively well explored

The timeless child feels like another example of genetic determinism and moral binaries. Time Lords are bad, the Doctor is good, therefor the Doctor is not a Time Lord.

@deferguard7748

3 жыл бұрын

And it all feels very cheap.

@ArlanKels

3 жыл бұрын

I expect as soon as chibnall is gone if someone picks up after him they'll nuke the timeless child reveals

@pumpernickelrye9736

3 жыл бұрын

According to articles after when the episode first came out, the Timelords' exploitation of the Timeless Child and taking her regeneration gene and taking over Gallifrey represents colonialism. They destroyed a lot of history in this long running series to make a subtle comparison a lot of people didn't pick up on because they were too blown away of how the lore was being messed with. It gets a little more fucked up when you think about it. Because of the Timelords, The Doctor grew up having a rather normal life on Gallifrey save for his rebellious streak as mentioned in the video that led him to stealing the TARDIS. Because of this, it leads him to his adventures seen in the show's running. Due to these adventures, The Doctor has repeatedly saved the Earth/Galaxy/Universe/Timeline several times over and is a true hero. So...if the Timelords didn't colonize Gallifrey, there would be no Doctor to stop all of these events and save people. The Timeless Child would have just sat there doing...something. She can't do much else without the technology and knowledge she would gain access to from the Timelords. Did this show accidently argue in favor colonialization?

@greenbros.3350

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpernickelrye9736 that's seems about. man you gotta wonder how hard it is to make something bad... seem bad

@ArlanKels

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpernickelrye9736 I think in the original version of Doctor Who(Prior to this clusterfuck of an episode and "reveal") The Time Lords that could regenerate were a select few, and they lorded over the rest of their race(quite literally).

I’m not even gonna lie this video singehandedly taught me how to write characters

Honestly watching this now i Honestly forgot Ryan had a disability. Because the writers seem to have forgotten too unless it's convenient for them.

Cramming a bunch of spiders in a confined space isn't remotely humane or dignified. Have you ever wondered why we farm silk from worms but not spiders, when their silk has stronger tensile strength than steel and an undershirt made of the stuff would basically be bullet proof? It's because you can't farm spiders, they cannibalize themselves when left in close confined spaces, so like one would die of starvation but the rest would just get horribly eaten while having basically no space to escape or properly defend themselves.

@HumphreyHorsehead

2 жыл бұрын

Shooting things is almost always the correct and morally sound choice.

@matthewteo3111

2 жыл бұрын

@@HumphreyHorsehead That's absolutely not what anyone here is saying.

@AspenBrightsoul

2 жыл бұрын

Ehhhh that's not 100% true but close enough, most spiders are solo hunters but there are a very few species that do live in hive webs. However their webbing is much weaker than other spiders, also they are very very tiny.

@gizmod1208

2 жыл бұрын

And thank you for making my arachnophobia even worse!

@sheepersjeepers4953

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewteo3111 dude’s insane look at his other comment here

Just to think that this is the same show where the Doctor shows Vincent Vann Gogh that his life and art weren't failures, in fact they were some of the most inspiring in all of art history. Compare that to this Doctor being all awkward when Graham confides in her about his fear of his cancer returning

It’s criminal that they never had Yaz, the police officer, have a dynamic with the in-universe space police

Ok wait, so this show has multiple characterchers of evil business man who only want money and doesn't care about other peoples lives, but the people in charge of Space Amazon are not one of them???

@AlbertFingernoodle959

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but I hate how you spell caricatures (I’m assuming you meant caricatures and not character)

@helloill672

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlbertFingernoodle959 yes. I am bad at spelling

@greghawkins59

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlbertFingernoodle959 i hate how you spell characterchers

@Jay-ln1co

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Space Amazon promised to hire more people into their wage cages, so they're ok.

@styfen

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlbertFingernoodle959 characterchers is the one true way now. We are all characterchers of Cher

This five hour youtube rant is a hundred times more entertaining, thought-through, well-written and directed than the professionally produced renowned tv show it criticizes

@papershadow

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing what actually writing a script will do for a production. Maybe Chibnall will learn from that for S13.

@aignemakerofchase

3 жыл бұрын

I'm really happy I didn't have to scroll too far to find this comment. I stumbled on the channel and now I am confident this time will be better spent here than attempting to suffer through the last two seasons

@jolteoonalt

3 жыл бұрын

@@papershadow Hahahah! This comment is gold

@DGiovanni

3 жыл бұрын

I'll take your word for it because there's no way I'm watching it.

@devzy793

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a rotten tomatoes review but I agree

"If you want to you destroy beautiful things chris, you can" that speaks volumes with the right context

Can we compare 9 and his “They hate their own existence… and that makes them more dangerous than ever…” with “You loathe your own existence, now that’s what I call an inner conflict.”