A guy named mike that has no mic ironic

@i4nix13

3 ай бұрын

And he's the one doing the callouts 😂

@Ui_Raizen

3 ай бұрын

@@i4nix13 makes it worse

@BrandonKistler7

2 ай бұрын

Yeah and everyone somehow wants to shut their brains off and do add clear! Stfu

@user-tr1qt2ye4k

2 ай бұрын

Oddly enough, I've come across 2 mikes, that had no mic.

I love the kwtd no mic teams. Cleared RON so fast compared to a raid team that kwtd and had mics

@kycklinggull1

3 ай бұрын

I usually love no mics, but callouts on text chat while typing with a controller is the hard part

@UncommonAlly

3 ай бұрын

i did that with a group for last wish 29 minutes 59 seconds

@thatoneguy2136

3 ай бұрын

This happened to me but with a DSC lfg once. Not even kidding, we finished that in 20 cuz of no wipes (outside of rallying for ammo) and the team had that one speed runner who knew all the map exploits so he was straight pulling us instantly to the next encounter. I hated it but I loved it at the same time cuz I got my last red border for Heritage. I was so conflicted on what to feel.

@chrisborges7344

3 ай бұрын

Cracks me up when groups demand a mic requirement, but it's just to blast noise, music, and talk about everything except communicating for the raid itself. Absolute jokes sometimes.

@tableclan8187

3 ай бұрын

Yeah if you are in rush no mic are the best option, but it's sweaty af tho, no chill whatsoever

“must be 9 inches” shit took me out bro😭😭

@kaushalsharma8053

2 ай бұрын

(Will be checking) lol

It can be worse. It could be a group of speed runners who play anime sounds and talk down to everyone who doesn't know every oob.

@happystate2480

3 ай бұрын

For real man I joined a clan who seemed "cool" and it was constant anime spam all I wanted was a clear and they stopped at the thrallway to AFK XP farm....Immediately left clan.

@SasukeUchiha-vb2vy

3 ай бұрын

Honestly rather that so I can get my loot and leave quick

@jakubbercik6965

3 ай бұрын

Yeah literally, theres been an influx in wannabe speedrunners in every LFG post

@assada2919

3 ай бұрын

Speed runners most of the time aren't that bad. They often type quick or fast run + kwtd when posting so that people at least know what to expect. The problem with these posts is that some people type quick or fast but the run lasts 40min+ long (which isn't quick but just a normal run), then people scales "quick" on those timer and when it lasts more than 30min speed runners begins to lose their mind because they find raids too easy and it isn't fast enough for them. But I can understand that some of them are cringe/edgy or toxic.

@jakubbercik6965

3 ай бұрын

@@assada2919 nope, from me experience on the xbox LFGs, you'll join a normal looking DSC or Garden run and it'll just be speedrunners.

The collective "I got add clear" felt too real

@cyprezz_

2 ай бұрын

hate those mfs unless they actually need it for their build, if you don't need super energy or heavy ammo get your ass away

The worst part be when you ask for roles and everyone just goes quite 😭

@PowaJuice

2 ай бұрын

I sometimes let people pick for me lol, because I don’t know the mechanics but I’m down to learn

@nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823

2 ай бұрын

That's when you just give them the roles. What are they gonna do? Argue with the raid leader? If they do kick em and find someone with a brain.

@thegamingfiend5443

6 күн бұрын

At that point i just leave i know almost every raid machinic i am not spending hours just for people who want to add clear

I tend toward the “teaching 1-2” groups when I lfg. They’re actually chill and no one rages if you or someone else fks up a couple times.

@btr1011

2 ай бұрын

Teaching and chill runs will tend to be better

I swear those “chill” runs are the craziest things ever Also that remembrance music at the end brings back memories

Unless you have your own clan this is very accurate

@MrDbest109

3 ай бұрын

FACTS

@xXIllGetYouXx

3 ай бұрын

You are saying having your own clan is any better lol and times it’s a lot worse then lfg

@HungryTod

3 ай бұрын

yeah but at least you know the people enough to be chill

@xXIllGetYouXx

3 ай бұрын

@@HungryTod lol not when they constantly fuck it up

@HungryTod

3 ай бұрын

well i have experience with a pretty good clan, so i probably can't be talking. still though, doing stuff with people you know is much better than with complete strangers.

my worst experience so far was hearing a guy (who DID NOT know how to mute his mic) literally yell to whom i assume was his wife, to "GET THAT F*UCKING LAUNDRY OUT OF HERE", and then another dude yelling at his crying son, telling him that he was "f*cking stupid" i got more stories, and let me tell you, all of them come from when i spent an ENTIRE day trying to complete the garden of salvation challenge to get divinity. so many people quitted when i was about to finish, that i pretty much memorized the entire darn raid while having only one full completion registered on my account lol

@bull3t209

3 ай бұрын

Average LFG lol “dude I spent so long in the raid I nearly learned it”

@charliejones5953

3 ай бұрын

Div runs are absolutely cursed

@Skepooz

2 ай бұрын

im ngl i never did the raid b4 but i wanted to get div so i LFG and find this guy who straight up carried DID EVERYTHING I WAS JUST THERE GETTING MY DIV in like 30mins my LFGs are normally me getting lucky with people that are actually experts haha sorry u had to go through all that

@CleopatraKing

2 ай бұрын

I ran a div run with my clan first try got to the final boss. That boss ensured I will never play garden of salvation unless it's farming armor from the earlier encounters. The final boss ruined a otherwise p good raid

@Adequate_Plays

2 ай бұрын

I got lucky and managed to find a team on a div run on the final boss. Their 6th had to leave so I replaced him. Since I was on the right step for the div quest I got it without having to do any of the puzzles. Just had to kill the final boss. Thankfully they didn’t go back to orbit at any point so the run was still good.

Oh god, the guy coughing. One night me and my clanmates decided to do Root of Nightmares, but we needed one more spot filled so we used LFG. The guy who joined was taking massive bong rips the entire time and eventually left because he kept screwing up at the planets.

@M0NKEYSEB

3 ай бұрын

Or a someone heavy breathing in the mic

"Be at least 9 inches (will be checking) " That shit had me rolling

2:18 *presses touch pad, proceeds to hold down triangle*

"The Homie" in the call was too real...

The ironic setting of wanting a chill place while not being a chill person in general is funny. Definitely a destiny player.

Some parts of this are too accurate, feels more like a retelling of a personal experience rather than parody lmao Good stuff.

These kind of groups honestly made me cut down my raiding a ton. Now I just do enough to get all the gear/red borders, title, and then never look back.

@ChiefLunar

2 ай бұрын

That’s cutting back? How much did you used to raid 😭

@furnace830

2 ай бұрын

@@ChiefLunar Ikr bro raids more than me and I consider myself to have a problem with playing the game too much

@ChiefLunar

2 ай бұрын

@@furnace830 we all do brother. I spend most of mine just compulsively checking my bounties tab because I keep forgetting the objective

@gideonampadu2350

Ай бұрын

I just quit destiny all together because I don’t have time for toxic people

@SuperAdventureR1301

20 күн бұрын

Yea, at the end of the day games are meant to be fun, and LFG is anything but fun. There's some great people out there, but they're silenced amongst all the toxic losers i've dealt with on LFG. Glad i've got a clan that prioritizes good laughs and fun over beating the raid in 0.5 microseconds, we usually beat them pretty fast anyway.

The fact that a lot of this is a accurate is bit scary ngl

Bro this is spot on, well done!

The 'No breathing during callouts' requirement got me lmfao

0:34 definitely how i like making my introductions 🤣 gotta find your people asap

You should cover LFG’s doing raid master challenges . If you know….you know 😮

@Halo916_

3 ай бұрын

Bro… I just want my Disciple-Slayer why is it so hard to get through the 1st encounter with randoms

@catalindragomir9971

3 ай бұрын

​@@Halo916_ doing the 3rd encounter challenge on master was terrible on lfg when it first came out

@btr1011

2 ай бұрын

​@@catalindragomir9971when it first came out my friend it still sucks

No lie I've been in groups just like that, that's why i don't LFG for raids anymore. I'm lucky to have a good clan to raid with.

@omrizubary

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me I need to find a better clan

@btr1011

2 ай бұрын

God i wish 2k raids 1800 sherpas and only 6 runs were with my clan

@Adequate_Plays

2 ай бұрын

Shit if you’re accepting new members @MazdaBass971 I’d be interested. I’m in a barely active clan with a dickhead leader and I wanna be able to actually raid with clan members instead of LFG all the time. I’m mainly PvP focused, but I would definitely raid more if I had clan mates around.

Bro the 7th homie in party and the add clear volunterring at the end got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The ending with "Remembrance" building up was perfect. Great video man 😂

Had a guy yell at me cause I said claim the chalice of light instead of “take it”. No wonder they needed a sixth to join them mid way 🤣

Ones that get me use to be the ones who'd say minimum light 1830 for GM yet everyone is capped at 1815 regardless 🤣

"He's the one who gives the raid callouts" the silence after got me, not only that it has happened to me in D1 but mainly the fact that between D1& D2, me and three other friends hopped on Black ops 3 to go experience doing all the zombies easter eggs. I got blasted back to this cause one of the lads enjoyed the handy job of minding the last zombie and if anything needed to be called out, he'd stand there and do it but our problem was this man would be whispering as if he was about to be beat if he woke someone up and we'd eventually have to swap out roles 🤣🤣

This is hilarious! The "troll" requirements had me laughing out loud

"chill" always means "once you join please have patience for our bullshit. and there's a lot of bullshit""

I love how when pl go into a raid they never know what to do and then when you ask does everyone know what to do i dont mind explaining they just sit there in silence, and then when u catch them doing it wrong they just leave

Destiny 2 LFG is either the most painful thing, or one of the best things of your night. My favorite LFG story is getting into a SotP raid with speedrunners (with myself being someone who is not a speedrunner) who literally got the raid done in 15 minutes. After getting our final loot, everyone else leaves, leaving me baffled and going “Wtf just happened.” Everything in Destiny is random rolls, including LFG.

@zerotodona1495

3 ай бұрын

You can still do that with garden. It’s very strange.

@IronChief13

2 ай бұрын

Good players do not care about the last party member. And I mean it in a good way. It's always like "We can do the raid with only 5/we can do the dungeon in a duo so just let us get someone else, he would be happy to do the activity" That's why people saying you need a mic for a dungeon is a very bad presage

The most relatable one is the raid call-out guy not having a mic that shit had me dead

“He doesn’t have a mic” lmfao so freaking real!

Love the content, bro. Feels good to know I’m not the only brotha that feels this strongly about Destiny haha. 👑

Bruh this skits are so funny but so true at the same time 😂

I am wheezing and dying of suffocation due to laughter 1:39

Lol, when it became the ad clearer part, it suddenly reminded me of skeletor😂

this was so true it hurts

This is one reason I just don't do raids. Too many times has it devolved into a complete sweat-fest like everyone's livelihood is at stake.

you had me at "i'll be ad clear"

2:11 that its the most iconic LFG problem :)) when the best dude say "im the runner or gaze or etc , whos the second ?" and all team remain in a funeral silence :)))) waiting until another one will say "ok im the second" :))))

This made me miss my old raid group gone but not forgotten

This is spot on hilarious and why I don't raid. You got a sub.

the guy coughing then saying hi 2 seconds later has to be the most realistic represantation of a the avrage lfg'er

Most reliable lfg video

god the raid report callout, you love to see it lmao\

when you hear the discord notification thinking it is your own.... gets me every time

Bro why is this so true every like 5 raids or something I do there’s always extra ppl just hanging out

Why tf these so accurate fam lmao in 10 years of playing this game I get Deja Vu EVERY VIDEO

i ran an lfg RoN and it was pretty good. Except that one dude that had an air conditioner plugged directly into his mic

@zerotodona1495

3 ай бұрын

You sure that’s just not his PlayStation? I’m joking

This is so true and that makes it very sad 😅

I left the game half a year ago. Your Videos give me PTSD on how accurate they are.

this is so real it hurts

Lol bruh to funny I need these vids every day bruh keep it up

“Yo you’re mics doing that thing again!!!!” “Yo my bad yall” 😂 😂

I miss seeing the raid lfg’s that said “Final checkpoint KWTD I’m add clear” 😂

Haha I keep seeing you on my reccomended, you got my sub. 😂

I love raiding with the people that have so much time to spare. They do the raid perfectly and wiping doesn't matter to them

Lmfaooooo I’m the guy always smoking in raids, but no cap there’s always a person with no mic.

@jinxx8456

2 ай бұрын

When learning raids I made it tradition to smoke before hand and fuck with whoever is teaching me from my clan. 😂 Hands down golden raids everytime.

@boookythegod

2 ай бұрын

@@jinxx8456 Lmaoo absolutely diabolical

@fate9567

2 ай бұрын

Loser

Why is this so accurate. Why.

im dying at the fact that i can actually meet the phd requirement😂😂😂😂

My heart goes out to all the guardians who must deal with HELLFG

Garden is the hardest requirement😂

i be wanting to do raids but this is why i dont even bother to try one (i never did one raid in my life)

Perfect Summary 😂

This is why im a solo player. To avoid getting yelled at by strangers🤣

The lfg raid experience hasn’t been that bad for me met some really chill good players

Meanwhile me, pulling an Oryx: "No, I will take them all"

The accuracy is uncanny

this made me laugh!

Mike's got no mic

God this is so accurate 😆 🤣

Literally why i just stopped raiding 😂

ah add clear, the role most fought over in raids that don't complete.

Damn, I forgot what it felt like to do a raid in destiny

Omg I don’t miss that

Unironically the best callouts ive had in a raid were from someone with no mic.

It's worse when your the only warlock and your not using well can't ever enjoy my stasis in peace

@Halo916_

3 ай бұрын

As a fellow warlock, if you’re running stasis on anything but an add clear encounter, there might be something wrong…

@gokuguy29

3 ай бұрын

@@Halo916_ or I might just like playing the way I want to?

@bepismestari6005

3 ай бұрын

@@gokuguy29 why not play those builds in seasonal activities or smth ? part of raiding is strategizing w other players to get the clear and if theres no well, that makes most dps phases p rough, esp for casual lfg teams.

@TeamGrimm07

3 ай бұрын

@@gokuguy29Sorry but the way you want to play is stupid and wastes other peoples time. Disrespectful

@Halo916_

3 ай бұрын

@@gokuguy29 I’m not saying to not play the way you want, however literally every other subclass is better for damage Solar - Well of Radiance Void - Nova Bomb Arc - Chaos Reach Strand - Needle Storm Stasis has easy area control compared to all others, but most boss fights don’t need that type of Zone Control. In the end it’s how you want to play, however if you were the only warlock in my group and refused to run anything but stasis, I’d either kick you or leave the group. Now in Grandmasters, that’s an amazing place to run stasis

I quit D2 awhile ago but still to tgis day hear horror stories about joining up with randoms for raid in LFG.

@gideonampadu2350

Ай бұрын

Me too but I came back and I’m trying to muster the strength to do raids again, but with my experience and this video it’s making it really hard to get back into raiding again lol

We never chill.

I have only done one clear of crota's end with a no mic fireteam, we only wiped like twice, but was smooth 😂

The ass mic is mad funny😂

Lmao bro I love your vids🙏🏽😂

Ah. New Kenduto😊

This is why i haven't been raiding since i came back to the game ;-;

It’s crazy because I’ve literally played with people that are all like this. 💀

I beat salvations edge when I joined a kwtd group, and everyone actually knew what to do and we beat all 5 encounters in 80 minutes with no wipes

Even now with Finder it's like this lol

"Be chill" is always a major red flag in any lfg

@masterjim666

2 ай бұрын

"Be chill coz we sure as hell ain't"

@GameHunterDeathhunter

2 ай бұрын

@masterjim666 or be chill cause we have 0 clue to do but we expect you to kwtd all the mechanics and carry us if not we flame you

"No breathing during callouts" 💀

I’m so glad I left destiny 3 dlcs ago my life is so stress free now 😂

Great video , we have all been in this party lol

This was too true.....

Lolololol I really felt this.

“i’ll be add clear”

Usually if anyone calls add clear at the beginning, they dont know the mechanics.

babe wake up kenduto posted

Fireteam finder is trash. Most of the time it’s WORSE than Xbox LFG

@rubidium1948

2 ай бұрын

Nah you just gotta have the right tags. If you’re looking for patient people, throw on the patient tag and be, well, patient. You’ll get someone eventually. If you’re only looking for KWTD people then it’s nothing new that they expect everyone other than themselves to KWTD.

@JQDeathFromAbove96

2 ай бұрын

@@rubidium1948 lmao. I KWTD and I’m sick of carrying brain dead idiots who post meta builds and fast and kwtd but THEY NEVER DO FTF SUCKS ASS AND SUPERBLACK IS OVERHYPED.

this is why I need a clan bro 😭