"He's not gay. We wouldn't employ a homesexual" 😂

@skeptisk

5 жыл бұрын

loool. homesexual.

@twitchygiraffe4636

3 жыл бұрын

Ave it!!!!

@heraldeventsandfilms5970

2 жыл бұрын

'Not knowingly anyway.'

@changer_of_ways_999

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh, that's good. Because that would be gay."

@BroadcastingCN

2 жыл бұрын

Reply section getting sussy

"So see you there" had me howling

This is the kind of joke that family guy would butcher but here it’s genius.

@c_n_b

2 жыл бұрын

You think that's bad? Remember the time I hosted the gay news?

@RayZappa

2 жыл бұрын

@@c_n_b Cue Peter, dressed as a flamingo

@MrShaneHardy

2 жыл бұрын

@@RayZappa then making several crap jokes before simply stating "This is the gay news"

@defectivepikachu4582

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrShaneHardy and then cutting back to the original scene reminding us that had nothing to do with the actual episode

@theshamanarchist5441

2 жыл бұрын

That's because Family Guy is complete dross, as is EVERYTHING that comes out of America. Kiddie brain land.

Enormously influential show. The writing and delivery on this is absolute perfection.

@KevCraven

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, influential on the actual news

The pause between the gay elements gets me. It’s like travel news crossed with shipping forecasts.

@Smoneey

Жыл бұрын

Just gotta wait a minute so the audience can write it down, its all very important information after all

@SimonBrice

8 ай бұрын

Always loved that too. Pausing for the audience to take note

haha, you can tell this clip is old because they're telling us Argon is gay like we already didn't know that. We all knew. We've always known.

@ayrshiresoundman

2 жыл бұрын

argons not gay! They use it in welders.

@okee9

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always had my suspicions

@pezn2077

2 жыл бұрын

Come on, it’s as gay as a window.

@baldrbraa

2 жыл бұрын

@JD Oooo, noble eh?

@drippyspaff7616

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayrshiresoundman idk being passed around to be used by welders sounds pretty gay to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it's the kind of joke that would be a proper turd in less capable hands

@DrTune

5 жыл бұрын

absolutely, it's impeccably done

I know Chris Morris would never do it, but I would love him and the team to revisit this show now. Christ the world needs it.

@michaelcoull8590

2 жыл бұрын

The satire is too subtle for the world today. Right-wing Twitter would be sharing out of context clips as “evidence” as if it was real

@xPadge112x

2 жыл бұрын

Would be cancelled before it aired

@metube9541

2 жыл бұрын

It would be carnage. I wish they’d do it.

@massiveprogressive9488

2 жыл бұрын

We had the Mash Report with Nish Kumar, but it wasn't that good

@funkydanieluk

2 жыл бұрын

@@massiveprogressive9488 the mash report was pathetic.

Can't believe he missed Mercury - the gayist element of them all!

@jaymeister4850

2 жыл бұрын

It took me a year to catch this but damn, it was worth it

@changer_of_ways_999

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaymeister4850 Gay people do often come from behind.

@Jamesharveycomics

2 жыл бұрын

This thread is not really representative of the sense of humour of this show

@christschinwon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jamesharveycomics It works. I remember a time when that was enough

@Jamesharveycomics

2 жыл бұрын

@@christschinwon how far back are we going, here

*I always had a hunch about old Argon.* *Always knew about the 82-85 Volkswagons though*

@samuelwoods164

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, they stopped being gay over 25 years ago.

Most perfect comedy ever made. Not a single miss across six episodes.

@russelledwards001

Жыл бұрын

I just rewatched it there’s a sketch with Graham linehan which is god awful. The rest is first class so funny!

@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700

9 ай бұрын

​@@russelledwards001it's not that awful but it is in a completely different tone from the rest of the show, very out of place.

@mkprocter882

4 ай бұрын

which skit is it?@@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700

@NJJ77

2 ай бұрын

@@russelledwards001 If the Graham Linehan sketch I am thinking of it was a piss take of late night 5 min cooking show for students called 'Get Stuffed' about how to cook meals on the cheap.

@Jamesharveycomics

Ай бұрын

@@russelledwards001yeah the Linehan sketch is funny if you know what it’s parodying. it’s also funny when you discover that people who are actually grieving their fathers find that clip on KZread while looking for real advice

As a gay I miss the weekly gay updates that the BBC used to broadcast. They should bring it back

@Clive697

Жыл бұрын

Ironically, the BBC, western media and every institution goes gay on a daily basis to tick that box among so many. From almost ignoring gayness to pandering to its every whim in a few decades.

@Smoneey

Жыл бұрын

No idea how you know what to drive these days

@wishingwell12345

4 ай бұрын

You could offer to host it mate. Oh. Never mind.

@patchso

29 күн бұрын

I guess it’s all done online nowadays. These young gay people don’t know they’re born!

The caught out laugh at the start - gold

Only the Brits can deliver comedy like this

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

It's what all of our white vans are for.

@user-vg1tt3vg9y

2 жыл бұрын

@@krashd badum tss!

@punkisinthedetails1470

2 жыл бұрын

@@krashd 😉👌

@punkisinthedetails1470

2 жыл бұрын

@@crashtestdolphin5884 awesome name , just saying

@illeatthat

2 жыл бұрын

@@crashtestdolphin5884 the Onion isn't as dry

Quick roundup of today's gayness

The intonations are 👌🏽 perfection.

This particular sketch seems very apt right now. I still watch this show and it makes me laugh like it was the first time. So clever.

@sayno2lolzisback

2 жыл бұрын

How is it apt?

@ianstoyan

2 жыл бұрын

@@sayno2lolzisback LGBTQIA+ agenda everywhere these days.

@sayno2lolzisback

2 жыл бұрын

@@ianstoyan What's their agenda?

@Rybo4

2 жыл бұрын

You're interpreting this as a piss take on the "gay agenda" but it's really taking the piss out of right wing idiots who care so much about this kind of thing. Do you even know who Chris Morris is hahahahaha.

@sayno2lolzisback

2 жыл бұрын

@Paddy O’Shea if its deviant to love cock then sign me up x

He's obviously right about the Mediterranean.

“Hadrians wall is very gay” that got me

"He's not gay by the way. We wouldn't employ a homosexual"

This aged like fine wine

The amount of comments thinking this would offend the snowflakes/this is the news now or whatever else is absurd lmfao I get that you lot are out of touch but fucking hell

@vooveks

2 жыл бұрын

They lie in wait for something they perceive as 'politically incorrect', and before their little brains can analyze where the actual humour is coming from for a second, their little fingers are typing out a comment, devoid of irony and self-awareness, so that everyone knows how politically correct the world has become, and how you can't say anything these days, and how this generation are a bunch of snowflakes and you'd never get away with this now etc etc etc. It's very tiring.

@Rybo4

2 жыл бұрын

Legit. This was written by what they would class as snowflakes.

@nakkadu

2 жыл бұрын

This wont offend anyone, it just won't make anyone laugh

@hotelmario510

2 жыл бұрын

Came here to say the exact same thing. People love to drag stuff like this into their culture war bullshit and Morris's comedy is quite elevated above all that spiceboy shite

@simonsimon325

2 жыл бұрын

They're so boring. Every time you go near any of these sorts of clips you get knobheads going on about how everyone would be offended, not counting them of course as they're so amazing. But you never see one person complaining, just tossers imagining it. They seem to think because they can't tell the difference between clever comedy and the stupidly arrogant stuff, no one else can either. Just the fact they think people would be offended by this tells you they think gay people are the joke.

“Hadrians wall is very gay” This joke flew over my head for the first few seconds.

@wilhelmu

2 жыл бұрын

I still don't get it

@budomk9299

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmu me neither tbh. I wish someone would explain.

@nooneinparticular3370

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmu Hadrian is a well known Roman emperor who was completely uninterested in women, the love of his life being Antinous, a young lad.

@wilhelmu

2 жыл бұрын

@@nooneinparticular3370 i didn't know that. interesting. I mean, I knew about the wall and about the emperor, but not about his sexuality.

@nooneinparticular3370

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmu There's an even more fascinating case: Elagabalus. It's better if you look him(?) up on the Wikipedia, there's just too much for me to go off memory.

It's so ridiculous it's brilliant

The Caspian Sea isn't gay. It's Lespian.

We would not employ a homosexual……loved that, so funny.

Why didn’t “GAY DESK” cover the vociferous protests organised against “The Straits of Gibraltar”?

@AndrewKay

2 жыл бұрын

Because the joke isn't about wordplay, it's about how homophobes arbitrarily decide that certain things are "gay" in order to police each other's interests and self-expression.

@the5thmusketeer215

2 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewKay “Fortunately” - we don’t have those issues today, though, do we, Andrew…? Because the people who, themselves, vociferously & crassly broadcast to the entire world that they are “Gay” - & ram it down our throats 24/7 - including appropriating AN ENTIRE MONTH of each Year for us all to compulsorily “celebrate” Gay “PRIDE with them… now police OUR interests & demand that OUR self-expression be monitored, so as to label us all as “Homophobes” if any of us should even DARE to voice our disquiet at this outrageous & relentless propagandist assault on our Society, our Children’s sacrosanct Education & our traditional Family Values… by one of the most overbearing & deceitful Pressure Groups in existence today, who are among THE VERY WORST practitioners of tyrannical “Cancel Culture” - while simultaneously **masquerading** as a poor, downtrodden minority, 🥺 who only seek to promote “Equality, Diversity & Inclusivity.” 🤞🤥 The sheer, unmitigated HYPOCRISY of such a malign (& wholly transparent… 🤨) methodology is, quite simply, *off the scale.* 🤷🏻‍♂️

@robair67

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewKay I think it was a rhetorical question.

“Also, the Berlin Wall was super-gay.” Putin: “NOOOOOOOOO…”

@dongomajor

2 жыл бұрын

What does Putin have to do with the Berlin Wall

@teej008

Жыл бұрын

The Berlin Wall was latent gay with a wife and kids

@zephyr8072

Жыл бұрын

@@dongomajor Putin is an extreme USSR fetishist who wants things back to the way they were before the wall fell.

@nackskott12

Жыл бұрын

@@dongomajor What does a Russian imperialist have to do with Russian imperialism?

Knew copper was coming when he started listing the gay elements... Had to be.

@chrisf1600

2 жыл бұрын

Total surprise to me, obviously I'd heard rumours but I never believed them

Great comedic work

SO SEE YA THERE

Colin Poppshed. The reporter names were genius..

I can see now where Newsnight got their no-nonsense style. This show was the Velvet Underground of news. Its influence can be seen on shows that were broadcast up to twenty years earlier - and you can't say that about Bake Off.

@catbat06

2 жыл бұрын

it's incredible how it influenced the past

@Hic_Rhodus

2 жыл бұрын

@@catbat06 😆 Love your quip. But, ironically, that is pretty much exactly what revolutionary acts (and works of art) actually do!

@Jamesharveycomics

2 жыл бұрын

Bake Off hasn't been around for 20 years, you daft ha'p'orth

@benjaminmorris7159

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hic_Rhodus you probably already know im gonna ask you this - can i borrow your time machine?

@Hic_Rhodus

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmorris7159 The revolutionary text/artwork *is* the machine that rewrites the past (and how we experience it).

This is outrageous! Zinc is not gay! I demand a retraction

@pauljackson2409

2 жыл бұрын

The gay community is galvanized into action!

@RealUlrichLeland

2 жыл бұрын

I think zinc isn't technically gay anymore after they got filled up with d and stopped being a transition metal.

@pauljackson2409

2 жыл бұрын

@@RealUlrichLeland Those transition metals are a whole other issue. They shouldn't be competing in alkali metal sports!

@Tao_Tology

2 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with an element being gay, eh? If the good lord had wanted them all to be straight the periodic table would have been a line. #Science

Love Peter Baynham, him and Chris Morris on the R1 music show is just fantastic. Also his pauses between each element I find hilarious 🤣

@geckowithcamo

2 жыл бұрын

Every year or so I listen to Chris Morris blows off a newsreader and goes live from the scene. Peter is hilarious in the leadup.

@commentingpausedtoprotectus

2 жыл бұрын

@@geckowithcamo yes! that was incredible, the call to the newsagent is the funniest thing I've heard

@MartinHiggins1972

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I just noticed the masterful pause for the first time!

@FaxanaduJohn

2 жыл бұрын

Also the way he says “argon”.

the gay today

Just levels ahead of everything ...

Colin Poppshed as a name for this is brilliant.

That was better than I expected.

Foolishly, I boycotted Neon in the 90's thinking IT was the gay inert gas. Boy did I feel stupid when I realised it was Argon.

I believe Bismuth is a pretty gay element today

@enderredacted112

2 жыл бұрын

it's oxide is literally the pride flag how couldn't it be

@ExtraMaestro

2 жыл бұрын

@@enderredacted112 that and it’s symbol

The actual news is marginally less absurd than this - and that’s the point. 👍🏻

This is his only on camera moment in the day today apart from that guy who says "it's nonsense" in another ep lol We should've seen more of him

@AdjustableSquelch

2 жыл бұрын

you see him briefly in Grimsby as the traffic warden who gets blown up, he co-wrote it.

@13thcentury

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he turned gay, they don't employ homosexuals

@cdname47

2 жыл бұрын

@@13thcentury homosexuals can't swim, the attract enemy radar, they MUCK ABOUT...and aren't suitable for the navy

@TheDrugOfTheNation

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he’s also Dumpy Currency Susan. Chris. Chris.

@Pirosbor

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't he also the guy with that weird-ass tracheotomy voicebox in Alan Partridge?? Him and Simon Pegg are the crew that film a boat commercial or something with Alan in it.

I've stopped being gay, but I'm still off to the Caspian and the Mediterranean via the A48M. See you there :)

@scsutton1

2 жыл бұрын

Are you heading there in a mid-80s VW?

I unironically sold my Volkswagen because of this clip at the time

@williama7124

2 жыл бұрын

you do realise you were the butt of the joke. It's mocking people who called anything and everything "gay".

@Telstar62a

2 жыл бұрын

@@grahamwinston3692 If you had something and used it practically, before 'Hipsters' took it over and you couldn't stand to be known as having it anymore. Typewriters, vintage clothing, any manual tools, older, non-geared bicycles, things like that

@budomk9299

2 жыл бұрын

@@Telstar62a that's so sad

@Rabbit_Hill

2 жыл бұрын

@@budomk9299 right? Imagine getting rid of something you like and enjoy because other people like and enjoy it too. The irony being that, in this context, the people like that are falling into the exact stereotype that they put on “hipsters.” “I liked it before hipsters thought it was cool 🤬”

@montypython5521

Жыл бұрын

@@Rabbit_Hill More like "Now everyone thinks I'm a hipster"

Nice to know these places and things are so happy

Is this what people used to use before the gaydar was invented?

Hang on, I saw this on BBC News last night.

thx for the information! i wonder how youtube still allows this . Pls keep me informed about changes and variations regarding gays

Always had a feeling about argon

The pauses for the elements so that we can update our records

Only a Pocket Shepherd can avert disaster tests have shown. 👍

This is kind of like the Onion when it was still a newspaper

@davidkelly2

2 жыл бұрын

Satire heaven, I'm there right beside you.

@tiyas5378

2 жыл бұрын

Here's to hoping that the onion can slowly shift back to the kind of content they used to make. If I was rich I'd give them all my money to help them out.

@ralek592

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiyas5378 If I was rich I'd find out who writes and makes all their ideas and also help them out

Copper! I frigging knew it!

Argon isnt gay i met him in a public toilet,he said he was bi

@carlhunton9516

2 жыл бұрын

Very noble of him

@TheoHiggins

2 жыл бұрын

Surely he'd be asexual if anything

Brilliant!

POV: You're J. K. Rowling

Potassium, all you had to do was stay out of bananas. But nooooo.

How can helium not be one of the gay elements?

This is on my recommended 10 years later

The gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean. So, see you there! 😉

@mattlm64

5 жыл бұрын

Sea you there.

"Gay cars next..." 😂😂😂

Is that the voice box guy from the Alan Partridge series - ("GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT!!")

@CS-mo7xp

28 күн бұрын

yes.....

Genius.

Any updates on the A39 between Bath and Glastonbury?

@davelordythesecond

Жыл бұрын

Apparently it's bi with elements of gayness at the Bath end.

KZread's algorithms aren't gay, however they do often recommend videos like this that are right up my alley.

@davelordythesecond

Жыл бұрын

Jesus, are you calling it your 'alley' now ?

@madmurdock100

3 ай бұрын

​@@davelordythesecondwhy are you blaming Jesus for this?????

@davelordythesecond

3 ай бұрын

@@madmurdock100 He works for KZread, they all do.

@madmurdock100

2 ай бұрын

​@@davelordythesecondidiot

Shut that door.

I showed this to a gay friend of mine, and it confirmed for him the suspicions he's always had about argon.

'The dust in this place!'

Really gentlemen. Lol 😂

Lovely.

I'm sorry, the only true gay element is Bismuth.

@MCVessels

2 жыл бұрын

...And it wasn't on the list due to Bi erasure?

'Gay Unit' LOL

The people who wrote this show aren't mortal. Either that or they time travelled to June 2023.

This is hilarious 😂😂😂 the good ol days

You can tell how long it's been by how much the list of gay elements has changed. Good old zinc, though

Judging by the comments, the Americans have recently discovered the Day Today, and it's completely gone over their heads.

That tickled me 😊

See you there.

very cool

The Gay Today

This will be strangely prophetic once again, come June...

Hell yeah dude

I always suspected the A48M was gay.

i mean, hadrian's wall was pretty gay given what we know about Hadrian

*….. so, see you there*

Delivered in a similar style to Martin Brundle.

Gay and Fortnite in the same sentence

usually ‘only in britain’ is an insult, but sometimes it isnt.

I’m old enough to remember the day when the A48 (M) went gay.

Ah. That explains Argon’s Canadian girlfriend.

JK rowling looking back at Harry Potter:

I think this video came out as gay recently

You missed the M69, and Toyota cars.

Colin Poppshed 🤣

Colin Popshed.

Chris looks a lot like Tom Holland

Chris Morris..U Nostradamus you.

What a Gay Day

lmao 90s in nutshell.