Dan is truly the mom of the crew, especially to Ethan's out of control childlike nature

@crane1432

3 жыл бұрын

@forifdreamsdie cringe

@jarroddiffley981

3 жыл бұрын

@@crane1432 llllllllll

@crane1432

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarroddiffley981 huh

@jessief757

3 жыл бұрын

I would die for Dan

@MrWatchowtnow

3 жыл бұрын

Yup , these sad excuses of men or definately womanly.

Theodore turning 2 makes me feel like 100 years old.

@TallowTheQuoll

3 жыл бұрын

Please stop reminding us further lol

@EliteWheatProdctionZ

3 жыл бұрын

imagine how they feel lol

@vexial12

3 жыл бұрын

Question, what's the best age to have kids. I dont want to be too young and it be a massive struggle. But I also dont want to be 50-60 when they are 25. I want to have more time with them when they are older rather than younger

@caribenariena3442

3 жыл бұрын

@@vexial12 Do it later in life like your 30's, when we are in our 20's theres too much life to live/learning/traveling things to see.

@blethr

3 жыл бұрын

@@vexial12 then do it earlier lol, it just depends on when you feel ready

Theodore telling Dan he loves him >>>>>>

love putting "I WAS HARMED" on the screen while theyre talking about the gaysby is killing me 😭

@decentlyaverage9483

2 жыл бұрын

gaysby 😳

@Zigzag5710

2 жыл бұрын

@@decentlyaverage9483 me 😳😳

@decentlyaverage9483

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zigzag5710 same

Genuinely appreciate Dan and Ethan as well for keeping him part of the H3 family, he keeps his stuff unbiased (for the most part) and is quick to check Ethan when he messes up without sounding like an ass. Thank you Dan keep it up.

@theyfukenwmesubliminally

3 жыл бұрын

Youre a good man dan

@raznein1406

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Danny

@MScrista24

3 жыл бұрын

We love dan

@beato1733

3 жыл бұрын

Dan stand up

@MrThmas12345

3 жыл бұрын

Dan please stand up! 👏🏻

everyone says hila is Ethan's babysitter but I'm starting to think Dan is the real babysitter

@Anitamustdie

2 жыл бұрын

Dan is always telling Ethan not to do things and refers to hila as his real boss

@cupknee

Жыл бұрын

100%. hila didn't even stop ethan when he downed a bunch of benadryl using liquid allergy med lol (and honestly wives acting like mothers to their partners is so boomer)

Plz tell me I’m not the only one who saw loves “I was harmed” while talking about the gatsby😂😂

@NM-hx3cr

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp? thanks!

@sakunoryuzaki2889

3 жыл бұрын

2:47 😂

@NM-hx3cr

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ceza1487

3 жыл бұрын

no i fucking screamed and no one addressed it

@kaycejeanbaptiste7611

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

“WAIT YOU DOSED HER WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE!?!?!!!?!” “Sm0o0o0oke weed every day😎!!!”

@thisethan4508

3 жыл бұрын

Bro i was dying 💀

@standingoffthecorner

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS FUCKING CHOKING!!!!! I HAD NO IDEA WHY NO ONE WAS LAUGHING!!!!!

@ryxnmxrie

3 жыл бұрын

soooo underrated

@bink6778

3 жыл бұрын

The sound bite craft in this show is impeccable lol

@auraholly

3 жыл бұрын

Zach is a gem 💎

“WHAT?!? I CANT CARE ABOUT INSULIN PRICES BECAUSE IM NOT DIABETIC” was adorable

abc is the cutest nickname

@mollyo2407

3 жыл бұрын

ikrrr

love never fails to make me laugh, everytime i look over he’s got some hilarious shit on screen, the “I WAS HARMED” and nobody noticing it had me rolling

You guys should develop a baby's selection of Teddy Fresh, my sister is going to have a baby and it'd be fuckin awesome to see matching teddy fresh fits for parents and a baby. Peace and Love

@breeaunnacollins2464

3 жыл бұрын

I love this concept! especially that they’re going to be parents of two now! Id definitely buy my lil niece a set

@breeaunnacollins2464

3 жыл бұрын

Wait the might be parents of 3-4 now! Congrats to the Klein Family!

@slavaukraini1811

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@colleenmcnally9418

3 жыл бұрын

@@slavaukraini1811 not cringe lol that's cute af. I'd love to wear a matching outfit with my son omg. Especially teddy fresh clothes so colorful and stylish.

@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been saying this!! My husband and I spent our first date bonding over H3 productions almost 5 years ago and watched every video at least several times, and now we’re about to have our first baby (a boy) in September- an H3 baby for sure! And I bought my husband the black/gray/white color-block hoodie for Xmas two years ago and would LOVEEE to see him and Leonel in matching TF. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LET’S GET SOME cLoUt ON THIS

why’s that swedish fish making the handsome squidward face the whole time?

@Ghettowater

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOAOAOOO

@carnuatus

3 жыл бұрын

Resting Swedish face.

@MrSeanman30

3 жыл бұрын

Zoolander face lol

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

SWEDISH FISH??😭😭

@dr.inkwell1070

2 жыл бұрын

Laughing my fucking ass off off off

I love how love is just chilling there 😩 plz include him more

@Teah8cbdude

3 жыл бұрын

His real name is actually pronounced, Lou V'ua

@lilbixy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Teah8cbdude oh okay thanks 😁

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

We love when Love

i can relate to dan sooo much with the "even tho im a hater im actually a pretty detached person, i dont actually get really mad at anything" bc i usually whine about a lot of things and people call me a hater for that but tbh at the end of the day it doesnt actually affect me, i dont REALLY care i just whine about it and move on with my day lol its weird how that works its like a way of not letting things really get to you by being dramatic idk (edit)i also realized i most of the time don't really care about the things i whine about bc to be completely honest It's not really whining its mostly just doing realistic observations of things (like describing how things are, not necessarily having to be attached to those things) and well things sometimes suck lmaoo i take it Dan is a really realistic logical, honest person and that often can be mistaken as being negative, but it shouldn't be

@MScrista24

3 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@zeekthegeek4538

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

Me too 😭

@aspenisthebest

2 жыл бұрын

i'm the complete opposite if i'm against something i'm against it with a fiery passion

@tacocatseven

2 жыл бұрын

So I take it you think you’re a “really realistic logical, honest person” and that you’re often “mistaken as being negative”? 😂😂😂

Love looks like he is underwater 😂

Love in the backround looking like handsome squidward

@connor1922

3 жыл бұрын

I love that he was spinning in circles for a hot minute

@MrSeanman30

3 жыл бұрын

It's the Ben Stiller Zoolander face haha

@Dr.Randy.Butternubs

3 жыл бұрын

@La Fa He lives in Sweden and I believe he is the Mod for the chat and discord

@jetfox2424

3 жыл бұрын

I find his captions in the background kinda cringe

@melihernandez168

3 жыл бұрын

Ｃａｋｅ　汚コ宴 whats a mod?

As I rewatch many of these episodes I realize Dan really actually busts his ass to help others shine. Good man. ✨

Love Bot is hilarious when he’s facing different directions

AB is kindred spirits with my mom. When I was 5 I came home from school and she and my sister convinced me they didn’t know who I was. For yrs afterwards I lived in fear of slipping into an alternative universe where I wasn’t my mom’s kid. She kept it up for a good 10 mins, saying sht like who is this little girl, do you want me to help you find your parents? Totally traumatized. Interestingly enough my own kid at 3 developed a fear of going through certain doors in our house in case she slipped into a parallel universe where I didn’t exist. My sister told me once our kids carry our trauma, I didn’t believe her till my kid on her own developed that fear.

@bel6001

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@sirsackolis5203

3 жыл бұрын

Very interesting thought.

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@imaDUCKIE11

2 жыл бұрын

It's true!! That's how generational trauma exists! We pass it through our genes! Crazy story actually, my therapist told me a story about a little boy that would have this intense reaction to cherry trees blossoming and through some digging they managed to link it back to when his grandfather survived auschwitz as he said that the burning bodies smelled like cherry blossoms . 🤯

@elijah1110

2 жыл бұрын

Not cool to do at 5 years old. Super traumatizing, i used to have nightmares like that

i love all these men including the robot. feels like nerdy woke avengers.

@picklesjarred7572

3 жыл бұрын

@Upsetoday He still an Internet geek 🤣

@TheDamnWinner

3 жыл бұрын

Is H3 “woke”?

@picklesjarred7572

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDamnWinner i assume they try to be??? idk i hate that term, i think the concept is actually ridiculous, “wokeness” is just like having knowledge/ being apparent to whats around you and how its changing n adapting to it? idk. thats what i think, but “woke” just sounds like a literal joke when ppl say it. “so woke.” “oh hes woke” like what

@dobbythefreeelf390

3 жыл бұрын

their just the avengers because the avengers are already woke nerds lol

@Pixel-ys8wi

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDamnWinner I would argue yes. Anytime they watch clips of Keemstar or the FaZe crew or Rogan etc. Ethan always calls out their thinly veiled misogyny or homophobia, which you don’t often see when it comes to friend groups comprising of solely straight men like the H3 crew. They never let those guys get away with that kind of behaviour, which many will do by chuckling away at it for being “just silly bro humour”. For instance when Ethan recently interviewed that twitch gambler (can’t remember his name tbh), he made sure not to let him off the hook for his gay jokes. Ethan called him out on it squarely and even said repeatedly “is being gay the butt of the joke then? You can see why that’s offensive?”. Even on Frenemies he would say he doesn’t like calling women bitches because it sounds derogatory. So yeah, I would say the H3 crew are woke.

Watching this now to forget about the frenemies drama for a little bit

@paigeg888

3 жыл бұрын

wow can’t believe it’s already been a month

Ethan confusing auntie/anti and being like "no he's not! he loves trisha!" is his 'thinnest layer of the earth' moment

The tablet guy be like: 😗

@thecindysegura

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO😂

@toreason8146

3 жыл бұрын

I knew there would already be a comment!!! What was that about?! 😗😙

@nahomy3249

3 жыл бұрын

The name is love bot pls respect the rolling tablet.

@toreason8146

3 жыл бұрын

@@nahomy3249 has he ever addressed it?

@yurei1244

3 жыл бұрын

@@toreason8146 he has before in a podcast and said it’s basically from staring at bright screens and junk. Sorry I don’t remember what pod lol

Dan is the reverse if David Dobrik, trying to keep his friends safe & doing something stupid!

if the vlog squad had a dan then jeff would have never cracked his skull

DAN IS SOOOO NICE TO EVERYONEEEE AND EVERYONES ALWAYS HATING ON HIM FOR NO REASON OMG HE ONLY SAID HE DIDNT THOUGHT WHAT ZACK SAID WAS THAT BIG OF A DEAL TO HIM WHATS WRONG WITH THAT I MEAN THERE IS PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING AND ZACK IS OUT HERE MAD ABOUT SOME POPS UPS i cant he needs a raise

Dan is not angry... he's just disappointed

The terrible twos are definitely a part of their development. It is a crucial time when they test boundaries and you have to be firm with them about boundaries. They are seeing what they can get away with. The first 4 years are so important, if you mess those years up, the child will be playing catch up for the rest of their lives.

I feel like you guys should make a round table set for this segment. Make it look professional and shit.

@psychicbyinternet

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe post covid. Otherwise that's basically a game of russian roulette.

@sgbabie

3 жыл бұрын

like the red table talk

@oddball4696

3 жыл бұрын

@@psychicbyinternet there's vaccines already, and I'm sure they are super precacious shouldn't be a big deal.

@ily4xia

3 жыл бұрын

well the crew still needs the laptops mics and equipment to maintain the show they can't move it all there

Why is Dan babysitting Love?

AB is the least chill drug buddy ever.

When I was a baby, my twin brother & I had cribs next to each other. At a certain point, my parents would hear loud thuds & then us laughing in the middle of the night/morning.... we had launched ourselves into each other’s crib when we wanted to be together. 😂

@Araza119

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually so cute lol

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

🧍🏻‍♀️

@agnosticii

Жыл бұрын

dorbs

I’m dead at the OJ story …wtf is wrong with him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

19:47 with the dramatic love turn around.

i know i shouldn't laugh but i thought ab convincing lena that oj was after them was so funny

I'm endlessly distracted by Love's face

Love > Handsome Squidward

@MrSeanman30

3 жыл бұрын

The Ben Stiller Zoolander face haha

Aw I like hearing about Theo

I would have love to hear A.I Ian to do this segment hahah

lol the Gatsby weighs a fucking ton. They're all acting like Dan is crazy xD

Poor Theodore. Being 2 is so hard man 😔

I finally realized why I love Dan's voice! He sounds like Seth MacFarlane💖Dan has such a good voice for radio. Its so soothing

@colleenmcnally9418

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes! His voice always sounds like Brian lol

@ThingsTo_Watch

3 жыл бұрын

@@colleenmcnally9418 😂i love it!

@riase

2 жыл бұрын

And Cam

@gumshake689

2 жыл бұрын

how dare you compare Danathan to Seth MacFarlane?

@mayap2373

2 жыл бұрын

@@gumshake689 what's wrong with Seth MacFarlane?

Ethan thinks that they actually crack an egg to make his McMuffin. Its premade slices of precooked egg.

@kingfelix3447

3 жыл бұрын

Premade slices of egg are only for the McGriddle or any of the orders that have the homogenous “all yellow” egg. They use real eggs for the McMuffins

@Kenneth_James

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingfelix3447 REAL PREMADE

@CryoBear72

3 жыл бұрын

Nah they crack them jawns fresh into a ring mold

@FezCaliph

2 жыл бұрын

@@CryoBear72 exactly bro I seen it with my own two eyes

That robot always makes the Derek Zoolander face.

@MrSeanman30

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I've been saying lol

please dont let Teddy do that to Shredder, don't even let it start happening, it is not Shredder's responsibility to try and escape the aggressive hands of a baby, it's yours.

@HayleeFox15

Жыл бұрын

This is my biggest pet peeve with little kids and pets ugh it literally makes my blood boil. Teach your kids that pets are not toys

Try letting him fill it up and add the bubbles so he knows there's nothing it it. Like help him turn in the water and get it right. Then fill up a little cup beforehand of bubble bath that you let him dump in the bath. That way he sees theres nothing in it.

I feel like everyone here has done worse shit live on air than the joke between AB and his wife. Leave AB alone!

@petezahut2432

3 жыл бұрын

AB is the scapegoat of the show

@melihernandez168

3 жыл бұрын

What was the joke

@Gxicigcihvho

2 жыл бұрын

@@melihernandez168 the oj Simpson joke where he was gonna come and kill them

@opeth7021

2 жыл бұрын

@@petezahut2432 yeah i also noticed they pile a lot on AB sometimes even if its a joke or not.

I love Dan, he has all good intentions

I once had a borderline meltdown in disbelief when McDonald’s discontinued the fucking Reese’s McFlurry.

@breakfastattiffanys741

3 жыл бұрын

Yawn.

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

They had a reeses McFlurry? 😭

@Svgarcanna

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t remind me. The Reese’s McFlurry was my everything.

Why does love on the robot always looking like he is about to kiss somone.

@MrSeanman30

3 жыл бұрын

Zoolander face lol

@Itsyaboyd.wav666

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSeanman30 haha blue steel

Bruh the guy on the iPad just chilling there 😭😭

@emieru

3 жыл бұрын

who is that??

@alexwilliams9154

3 жыл бұрын

@@emieru his name is love he is a Swedish member of the crew

Lol, Love just secretly talking in the background :)

Why isn’t Ian ever on camera/participating? I wonder what his role is.

@em84c

3 жыл бұрын

I assume he mostly does behind the scenes stuff

@agees924

3 жыл бұрын

From what I have seen, I think he clips videos and does more of the digital content. Like the stuff that they watch on air and pulling up stuff for Ethan.

@jethrofortunado233

3 жыл бұрын

I think he is also the one that switches the cameras

@riaanbarasan7724

3 жыл бұрын

@@jethrofortunado233 that’s dan

@jethrofortunado233

3 жыл бұрын

@@riaanbarasan7724 I think I heard ethan say that Ian started doing it since they came to their new studio

I had a friend that worked at a Little Caesar’s. He quit when his coworkers wouldn’t stop doing vape tricks on the pizzas.

@snoozyq9576

Жыл бұрын

Omg 😅😅

2:53 dan looks so proud that he put it to low lmao

Hi! I’m a certified dog trainer. Please be so careful with Theodore and Shredder. That is how kids end up getting bit :( a great positive trainer can help make sure they have great interactions! KPA-CTP, CPDT-KA, CCBC , are some great certificates to look for in a trainer (veterinary behaviorist recommend not working with trainers who believe in alpha theories, shock collars, or punishment based methods) . Shredder will be tolerant until he’s had enough but you can prevent that situation before it happens!

@eevafgh

3 жыл бұрын

Yesyesyes!!! Hope they see this

@saraz.1561

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm pretty sure they know that if Shreddy gets snappy and has behavioral issues they should get a trainer, or if Theodore is stressing him out to make sure they apart and teach Theodore how to act around the dogs.

@eevafgh

3 жыл бұрын

@@saraz.1561 yes ofc but I think it's nice of her of to comment still cause she's a professional and not everyone realizes these things

@saraz.1561

3 жыл бұрын

@@eevafgh sure it's nice, but u don't need to be a professional to know this stuff

@eevafgh

3 жыл бұрын

@@saraz.1561 no ofc not but a professional obviously knows this stuff and not every not professional does!

Dan gets love but an equal amount of shit from Ethan 😂 Dan keeps the show sane and stops Ethan from doing and saying dumb shit most of the time

The show literally needs Dan to not fall apart he is truly the mom of the group

Tbf Ethan does kinda invalidate others emotions sometimes.

@taiyonatiare7918

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and if he disagrees he shuts down their opinion real quick too. Especially if it’s Dan

@autumn5186

3 жыл бұрын

damn you’re so right

@barneyhaynes

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan is probably the person in the H3 Podcast group I'd clash with

@HB-ey2dk

3 жыл бұрын

And he interrupts alot

The more I see Dan the more I realize we are so similar and I’m so sad he’s not going to be the bachelor.

*"I was harmed"*

Tell me AB isn’t high in this

@user-vl8ws4wd7o

3 жыл бұрын

he isn't

@zeekthegeek4538

3 жыл бұрын

Woah islamophobic much???

@hamianagrande

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeekthegeek4538 lmao wtf

@alice73333

2 жыл бұрын

@@hamianagrande yeah wtf was that? 😂

@goldguy4185

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeekthegeek4538 roll dat hashish bruh

Lol Ethan just asked Dan to figure out what makes him mad and Dan ended up having an existential crisis lmao

Love these kinds of segments. So freaking good.

You know what really grinds my gears

Ethan, don't be David Dobrick irresponsible. ;)

The Ian standing up meme is so great

If anyone was wondering where the “I smoke marijuana so I don’t beat my wife and children” sound bite came from, it was an interview with Dana White about Matt Riddle failing too many drug tests in the UFC

@soonmaa

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

AB is hilarious. He’s so great

@peterthesneakybastar

3 жыл бұрын

That OJ shit was absolutely hilarious

@stephaniebarnes6343

10 ай бұрын

I know people seem so hard on AB but he is actually low key so hilarious

My sister and I when we were younger apparently had the same type of fear of the bath and my mom and dad started calling it “the water park” and had the bath filled and shower head on and we LOVED IT and pretended we were at six flags or something.. That fixed the fear 😂

Dan is the moral heart of the H3H3 crew

What really upsets me is dealing with family drama. That is the worst most stressful drama. No, no, no. No family drama!

Love the light skin face in the background of Dan

Everyone mad at the AB story but I can't lie I cackled lmao

i work with 1-4 year olds and 2 and 3 year olds are my favorite because it’s so cool to see them grow in that range! they become their one person for sure! just don’t give in!!

I relate to Ethan's McDonald all day breakfast comment on another level

I feel like I just watched an overdue therapy session

I need more of this for my drive into work! Kept me laughing!

Safety gate on Teddy’s bedroom door. I have one on my toddlers, since he could crawl, so I could go to the bathroom. Made my life easier & nighttime too.

Dan was vibing hard at the beginning to the Angry Thursday on Wednesday tune

I come back to this clip for the teddy got crane story. So wholesome when Ethan or Hila talks about cutie pie Theodore

That smoke weer every day soundbite fucking sent me

Some of my earliest memories were me being scared of clean water becoming contaminated specifically. The fuzz from my socks that would float around would make me panic, since my child brain registered them as bugs.

AB going all joker brain.

as a mcdonalds employee, in order to serve breakfast all day it required having more people in the kitchen that we just didnt have since the employee shortage started. It was a separate part of the kitchen that became too difficult to manage with one cook runnin 2 kitchens for most stores

People who mess with other people's food are so UNETHICAL! If you see someone do that please report them. It is unacceptable and they should not work in food services... It is criminal

I stand with the breakfast at McDonald’s statement😂😂

The thumbnail for the video is priceless. It looks like a shot of them stupefied about how to word the title for the episode. They then botch it and end up proving they are dimwitted. Comedy GOLD

that dana white drop at 13:40 is CLASSIC!!! Great job!!! =)

Where was AB going with the lol. That was one thing that makes him angry?

@nicolehernandez1291

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it makes him angry when people criticize him for who he follows on social media

Ethan you should try getting in the bath with Theodore. My younger cousins used to be terrified of baths until I just got in with them one day and all of a sudden they were fine. I think they just wanna see that it’s safe before they get in by themselves.

Did anyone else catch the charging sound at 2:15 🤣 I was alone and I got scaredd

It wouldn’t be the same without Dan hating in the back

in my personal opinion i could only dream to have a husband like Ethan, even though he’s ranting it’s still filled w so much love & care

I have a newfound love for Dan after this segment

10:12 “it’s not cool it just kills the vibe so hard so shoutout to ab” FHSBXHD i cackled

Theodore is going to be such an awesome big brother 🥰

I have a beef with mcdonalds also, but it was in between 2 buns and a slice a of cheese and now it's gone. Therefore I no longer have a beef with McDonalds.

I totally agree with Dan:) 😃 👏 all fun n games till the Gatsby tips yo arss