Ok you know the pisser guy is loving life right now, knowing that Tom told his story on Rogan.

@82PeRK

2 жыл бұрын

Your dam straight im loving tht Tom told my story. DONT FCK WITH TOMS Ill pee on you

@GeoffFreund

2 жыл бұрын

But will he claim "credit" to anyone he knows? 🤣

@L3giT_Hax

2 жыл бұрын

MAN IS NOW KNOWN AS THE PISSER 😂😂😂😂

@stant7122

2 жыл бұрын

His greatest piss ever

@primitive7634

2 жыл бұрын

I am the guy who pulled it out and wizzed on like 30 ppl! This happened like 2yrs ago though

I fully expect an animated version of this clip.

@Samo_Wings

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this would be a great one for it

@squadnft5176

2 жыл бұрын

Virrik kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

@dangalf84

2 жыл бұрын

Get on it JRE Toons! Like comments matter to anyone.

@Trebor824

2 жыл бұрын

Job

@DiegoNotDora

2 жыл бұрын

The Pisser Got Away should be the name of Tom's next special.

Greatest Japanese comic of all time.

@iancuninghame9163

2 жыл бұрын

Seguuuraaa

@1988cophotos

2 жыл бұрын

SEGUURAAAAA

@JonOnFilm

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes SEGUURRAAAA!!!!

@Osiris2134

2 жыл бұрын

Segura san

@Dianasviews

2 жыл бұрын

Segurrra 🙌🏽

It was Ari trying to find a new place to piss since he can’t do it in Joe’s hallway anymore.

@Clarissa_320

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@StevesSwift

2 жыл бұрын

Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brettAnichols

2 жыл бұрын

"hallway" is that what Joe calls his throat?

@steveaustin330

Жыл бұрын

@@brettAnichols 🤣

@philtheheaterguy951

Жыл бұрын

@@brettAnichols😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know people love you when they're willing to piss on others in your defense lol

@DoubleDash28

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what happens when you try to touch his camera through the fence

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd

2 жыл бұрын

Piss on him beat him. Try it out!

@brentc4593

2 жыл бұрын

That’s if you’re stupid enough to believe the guy is telling the truth.

When people are refusing to use the restrooms that’s when you know you’re a great comedian

*I love when Joe has those deep belly laughs.*

@josephmurphy1459

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.

@yobabybubba

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephmurphy1459 indeed 👍

@qcrew2938

2 жыл бұрын

Yep.... that's for those morons who say Joe never laughs at jokes

@lilbarney2901

2 жыл бұрын

This!

@xXxBurnerable

2 жыл бұрын

Only reason I searched for this on youtube so I can confirm how healing his laughter is 😂😂

I can't tell if Tom's got Buddhist monk vibes or recovering heroin addict vibes

@mrs.h2725

2 жыл бұрын

Both. Check out his Horrible or Hilarious clips for the serial killer vibes.

@plasticflashlight3039

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrs.h2725 he's a psychopath

@theoriginalthg

2 жыл бұрын

Recovering heroin addict here. Here for a reason. Because you're exactly right, man lmao

@ShrimpDaddys

2 жыл бұрын

Recovering Buddhist Monk addicted to heroin actually.....

@erixouther

2 жыл бұрын

Recovering monk

I haven't laughed like this in months, holy moly. Crazy to think there are fans out there that are willing to pee on others. 😂

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

👆

@primitive7634

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I am that guy! But this happened like 2yrs ago or even more now! That’s what 7-8 beers will do to ya!

@primitive7634

2 жыл бұрын

Fill ya right up and I’m super lazy so I just decided to wiz on like 30ppl lmfao.. it was a lot though like one of those super long ones I was holy crap I need to finish now and run! Ppl were just stairing at me ready to grab me once I was gone I shook and ran at the same time lmfao

@AgendaInMind

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by having a traumatic event take them by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@DoubleDash28

2 жыл бұрын

He was just following proto bud

Oh no this is going to be a regular thing at his shows now

@oaksnice

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like it already was.

@bboysaif8

2 жыл бұрын

Yea he shouldn’t have said it on Rogan lol

@DoubleDash28

2 жыл бұрын

You got to follow proto bud

@doughboi8735

2 жыл бұрын

Stay far from balconies son

@vikstar123.4

2 жыл бұрын

No This is kzread.info/dash/bejne/iqymy7dripe4hNo.html. Its finallly here YeSSSS

"I've been pissing on hecklers for 87 years." -Steven Segal

Joe’s laugh cracks me up every single time! I love it! Still laughing about the pisser guy😂😂😂

@think2146

2 жыл бұрын

One can always tell the the IQ of someone by what they laugh at . Joe's isn't that high .

As someone with a shy bladder, I've never been more impressed by a story

Took streaming his show to a whole new level💀

Thanks for washing my windshield in Minneapolis last weekend Tom. Very generous of you, hope that dollar helped

@MegaJessejames91

2 жыл бұрын

Given the context, is "washing my windshield" code for pissing on you?

I worked at a casino in the surveillance dept for about 4 years and I saw this kind of sh*t all the time.

@sentryogmixmaster

2 жыл бұрын

animals the lot of em

@kaj7135

2 жыл бұрын

All gamblers have severe mental problems so that doesn’t surprise me.

I was at this show, seated on the opposite end of the balcony. HAD NO IDEA THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. I actually became the pisser, I need new pants 😂😂😂

@angrygamer3458

2 жыл бұрын

Yo was this the show in Greenville SC?

Joe, PLEASE get Nando Parrado as a guest on your show!!! His survival is known as the greatest of all time. He survived a place crash, avalanche, 2 months in the snowy andes and then walked 10 days to survival. Professional hikers say what he did is even impossible for the greatest hikers with the gear he had.

@doughboi8735

2 жыл бұрын

The will for life is greatest gear..

@rustypotato9064

2 жыл бұрын

The honey dew

That was a great story, Joe cracking up made it that much funnier. Good stuff.

I pissed in a cup at a kiss concert once. But I made sure to put it in the guy next to me's cup holder so I didnt accidentally sip it.

@squadnft5176

2 жыл бұрын

Skini kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

@anonony9081

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh nice misdirection

@MusicbyWordPlay

2 жыл бұрын

48 minutes and a spam bot has already stolen your comment and received more likes for it. YT REALLY needs to do something about these bots BADLY

@MercGaming-eo3fl

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonony9081 🤣🤣

@jking0.o121

2 жыл бұрын

@@MusicbyWordPlay I noticed that. Literally was word for word my same comment. Creepy.

I was at this show which was a month or two ago and I was a few seats away form the guy that was pissing all over everyone. It was pure chaos and we ended up leaving shortly after that. This is why we can't have nice things in Baltimore. Everyone was drank as hell because the bartenders were pouring them HEAVY. Like 4oz shots.

@kevinj.carroll9807

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I was at this show too on the base level wondering what happened

@ericmiller1551

2 жыл бұрын

Love the lyric! Graduated from college there and got peed on at a Tom Segura show.

My dude in the balcony was just *letting it flow* 😭

*It's great that Tom Segura & Joe Rogan can have an honest conversation about China.* I find that most people in the west are afraid to have a fair and honest conversation. My family fled from China to the United States when I was a kid. Due to the religious persecution of Christians. I don't mind being honest about why my family had to flee, and why I'm so proud to have served our country. What the CCP-PLA is doing at home and abroad is just sick, twisted, and wrong.

@dreamersdisease2481

2 жыл бұрын

Chinese Japanese look at these

@Only2GendersCommonSense

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreamersdisease2481 Hercules

@Only2GendersCommonSense

2 жыл бұрын

Joe has a thumbhead 👍

@teraslaakso2144

2 жыл бұрын

@First Last agitator. joe is our savior and light in these dark times

@userjim83

2 жыл бұрын

Wgaf

Tom and Joe are going to be touching my camera through the fence for the rest of the workday

@OriginalZypher

2 жыл бұрын

Lol what?

@spencerb_3

2 жыл бұрын

@@OriginalZypher you’re definitely not a mommy

@ozymandias3466

2 жыл бұрын

@@OriginalZypher I'm coming up in May

@TheRandomR00ster

2 жыл бұрын

I loved your message, @Harry Manback

@King133x

2 жыл бұрын

They sit between my steering wheel on my breaks

When you're so good that people would rather piss in public rather than miss a minute of your show!

Love Tommy. He’s ducking hilarious

"Piss Drunk" should be the name of Segura's Tour going forward

"You don't fuck with Tom's show" lmao

when you see a brand new Segura clip so you know there are 3 hours of him ready for you on Spotify ✌️✌️✌️

Sounds like some pretty cool guys in Tom’s crowd.

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

📩👆

Gotta make a JRE Toons out of this

Man it’s good to have you in a life like this, show somone like me so much clarity just from listening and seeing you as a person, it’s like a breath of fresh air knowing there’s atleast 1 of you. there may be more, but not that I know of, also I’m tryna get more healthy any tips?

Ah Baltimore. You never disappoint.

Almost as crazy as when Ari pissed in Joe’s podcast studio hallway and acted like he was the victim😂

3:46 😂😂😂😂😂"The pisser got free" 😂😂😂😂bro Joe is hilarious

You have to do a JRE Toons on this one. lol!

I've never seen Joe laugh so hard

@cheatswiz58

Жыл бұрын

You should see him when Joey Diaz goes off on Alex Jones 😂

That Baltimore show was awesome. I remember when the incident happened. Tom said something like We could have had the show without your input or something. It was over in a minute or two. I'm happy that we were not in that section of the balcony lol The guy said "like Bert Drunk?" or something..

@Widderic

2 жыл бұрын

I was up there, I was about 3-4 seats away from being pissed on. It was chaos up there. Those bartenders were pouring them fucking strong that night. Everyone was fucked up. God damn it baltimore lololol.

@timstradley5819

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was there too lol I love how Tom handled it. I thought he was gonna lose it when the last dude asked if he liked old bay 😂

Let’s go another Tom podcast, love Tom

I dunno why but the smoke going over his face from the get go killed me 😂😂😂

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

👆

Imagine u trying to help out Tom by peeing on the heckler that was trying to start commotion and cause a 🔥 & u accidentally spray all the fans around him 😂😂 his heart was in the right place!

@readingtips2690

2 жыл бұрын

Let's be Honest We knew it kzread.info/dash/bejne/lm1-0I9ye5XFZps.html,

What I learned from this is that whenever I go to a show with Tom I gotta have to bring an umbrella.

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

📩👆

@SogonD.Zunatsu

2 жыл бұрын

Or a bottle if you're the pisser type.

@Reggie757

2 жыл бұрын

I'm bringing a full bladder.

@Slays_Media

2 жыл бұрын

Just get floor seating and there won't be room to get pissed on.

Plot twist - all three pissers at the different shows were the same guy. Can’t wait for Pauly Toons animation of this one!

joe rogan mastered that Fake white guy laugh LOL

Man, I can’t wait to see Tom live. September couldn’t come sooner! I’ll make sure to be aware of people pissing around me!

@slender1803

2 жыл бұрын

If you are a huge YMH fan, just know you will know all the jokes and stories. It was still a great show, but don't get your hopes up that it will all be new material you haven't heard before.

@mrs.h2725

2 жыл бұрын

Keep em high and tight jeans!

@mohsei3610

2 жыл бұрын

@@slender1803 I honestly could listen to him regardless of the material. I’m more or less excited to just see him live!

@patrickhowley6698

2 жыл бұрын

Saw his new shit a couple months ago. Hardest I've ever laughed!!!

Better love story than Rise of Skywalker.

I’m seeing Tom in a couple months,I was gonna yell BIKES 😂

I love how joe's laugh has levels to it

Joe..get Eddie Murphy on the podcast

I can barely recognize Tom without his lipstick.

"...and what we learn is" HAHAHA

That fan urinating in the audience was definitely Burp Cryshart.

This need to be one of the animated JREToons episodes

Tom is a damn good man

The pisser🤣🤣 Legend of the Stream 😂

Nice work posting the best clip and only clip from this podcast I guess I’ll redownload Spotify for a little lmao

Tom and Joe are a duo not to be reckoned with

Thanks Joe for sharing your thoughts and insights with us. I'm glad to have found you

Joe really likes those Foundation Tabernacles. Great stick.

OMG! So funny:) JR saying, "Why's this guy spraying everywhere"

Tom probably has the craziest fans out of any other stand up comedian. They always follow proto bud.

@stefandieter4044

2 жыл бұрын

Hello dear how's it going with you over there?

I have had to go to the restroom so badly at great concerts and held it til I couldn't any longer and missed a couple of my favorite songs over the years because of this. Never did i think I should just piss on the cement floor of this arena hell I have even hoofed it to porta pottys at outdoor venues where it wouldn't have really even been a huge deal to piss outside. If you are gross enough to just piss in front of people indoors. You should just wear an adult diaper to any concert or show you go to. Wouldn't bother someone that disgusting already to just sit in their piss til the concert is over. Better than just letting it loose on the floor or people. Yikes

@squadnft5176

2 жыл бұрын

Tasak kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

@anonony9081

2 жыл бұрын

How do you feel about people who wear diapers to concerts so they don't have to miss songs? Richard Christie the comedian / drummer used to do that

@holeindanssock156

2 жыл бұрын

I would pee into a cup and throw it in the trash

@PNorm

2 жыл бұрын

People piss in plastic beer cups and launch them usually, every single concert or festival I've been to it happens 🤷‍♂️

@AOSwmaranda

2 жыл бұрын

@@PNorm really? I guess it must just depend on where ya live or where the concerts or festivals are. I am 44 was a D.J. for over 25 years have never seen it happen. Not that I haven't seen things but not people just dropping their drawers and relieving themselves.

Omg thats some fan loyalty right thurr 🤣🤣🤣

I just pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣

You should get maryln manson on

@Nyxeme

2 жыл бұрын

Who?

Bring Eddie Bravo back!!!

@jacobshipley1421

2 жыл бұрын

@lShowSрееd 🅥 you are not speed 😂

BIKES!!!!😂😂

Shoutout to the LatinX community! 🌮🌯

@Arcanecide

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you're using that term ironically

@worldisfilledb

2 жыл бұрын

Latinx isn’t a thing

Get Andrew tate on here joe!!!

I’m so excited to see Tom in Denver

R Kelly went to a Tom show? " The pisser got free🤣 " lol

I pissed myself laughing 😄

Piss on the heckler should be a term now 😂

Hilarious as hell

Dude your content is so legendary on KZread you can live a whole lifetime watching Joe Rogan without even visiting his actual channel once. This is a first for me but I've watched your clips for years 😆😆

This needs a JRE Toon. Especially those deep belly laughs

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

👆👆

About pissed myself laughing at this.

“It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.” -Poor Richard

Omg Tom’s gotta find the Heckle Avenger🤣🤣🤣

The pisser got away! Lololol

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

📩👆

Life hack for all you geniuses out there: You can pee BEFORE the show starts.

This will definitely become one of those JRE Toons cartoon videos

If you ever think of heckling, just remember that getting pissed on is a possible consequence lol

“Baltimore” then rolls his eyes lol

Omg I needed this. Hilarious!

Joe’s laugh is contagious

You should find a way to work that into your show haha

Always better being pissed off than pissed on.

Can't wait to see the JRE Toons of this.

That's truly a WTF moment in time . I was on a ferry when that happened but gratefully was missed .

@Sindywilliam

2 жыл бұрын

📩👆

it is very interesting to listen to such stories

Hilarious!! This has to turn into a cartoon version.

Tom Segura: Comedy so funny that you'll willingly piss yourself not to miss it

The pisser is loving that you posted this on KZread lol

"and what we learn is" and the story just gets wilder 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

My cousin was harassing a girl at a party to dance with him. Right when the music dropped all everyone heard was "I fucking said no!" Lmfao. He was destroyed.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Let's make it standard in every show to piss on hecklers.

He probably yelled, "piss on me, beat me!"

Best story I've ever heard!

I saw Tom's show a few years ago. He's that good. Definitely take a leak before he takes the stage. You won't want to miss any of it either!