don't forget' I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again"

No crazy country song list is complete without "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose."

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Another great one. That should be in episode number 2 of crazy country songs.

@lindatimmons3675

Ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY

@commonsense4804

Ай бұрын

That's not a "Country" Song. Neither is, "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight" But, "Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye" and "I'm My Own Grandpa" both are.

@matthewgroff433

Ай бұрын

That was the first one I thought of!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@roybodden9243

28 күн бұрын

@@CountryMusicTimeMachine❤❤w

The Streak is what got me wanting to be in radio.

@michaelterrell

Ай бұрын

The first episode of 'The Outer Limits' (Galactic Being) got me interested. I had build a radio from a kit on my 8th birthday, and I discovered WSM that night, in 1960 but that TV episode was set in a real radio station. I was an engineer at a US Army radio & TV station at 21. One evening our DJ had made some snide comments about Country Music. He nly played hard rock, and said "I won't play that shit kicking music on my show!"I put him off the air until he agreed to play 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown' before I turned the transmitter back on. He played it one more time, the day I was processing out of the Army. That time he said, "This is for the best Engineer that I've served with."

I almost wrecked my car one night listening to Jim Stafford's Cow Patty

@olvinyldude

Ай бұрын

Always loved that one!

Roger Miller could fill this list. Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Dang Me, Chug aLug, My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died, Best of All Possible Worlds all should be on this list.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I love Roger!

@jz422

Ай бұрын

"My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died" sure takes on a new meaning today.😪

@lindatimmons3675

Ай бұрын

​@@jz422.... Yes it does.

@baldeagle5297

Ай бұрын

Roger Miller was the soundtrack of my teen years.

@marlenalinne

25 күн бұрын

But who'd listen to it?

All my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. George Strait

Joe Nichols "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"

@208cindygirl

Ай бұрын

Definite truth to the words of this song! Seen it happen cuz it happened to me!

@Really-AintBuyn-nit

Ай бұрын

I met one of the guys that wrote that song. He was from Zimbabwe. Nothing says country music like Zimbabwe!

Queen of my double wide trailer.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

A great song by Sammy Kershaw!

@mfr440

Ай бұрын

Yes!! This one should definitely be on the list! “She said he rebuilds engines and his name is Earl. He’s the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench.”

Bobby bares dropkick me jesus through the goalpost of life

@richardweaver9682

Ай бұрын

Check out The Jogger by Bobby Bare lol

@wyattneidhardt6014

Күн бұрын

Or the mermaid

"Jackson," "Boy Named Sue," "Queen of My Doublewide Trailer," "Thank God and Greyhound"....

@judycorneilson741

Ай бұрын

Loved Thank God and Grayhound She's GONE

Most everything by Ray Stevens

One of my favorite funny country songs, has to be "The Bird Song" by the great Jerry Reed

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Anything by Jerry is good. He was very talented.

When you were talking about divorce my first thought was "Going through the big D and I don't mean Dallas".

Davis allan coe YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

@nickhill8612

Ай бұрын

Good one

@glennso47

Ай бұрын

Amen!

He's right. I'm white and I love them. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

My favorite is Ghost Chickens in the Sky

@nickhill8612

Ай бұрын

I'll have to KZread that.

@eternallife9786

Ай бұрын

​@@nickhill8612that's Johnny Cash

I'm hoping to find a Conway for that duet. Bet we'd win a karaoke contest with "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly!"

@ceciliasparks3931

Ай бұрын

My partner and I did the duet. We're both gals, but she put on a cowboy hat and I put on a sleep bonnet/curlers and housecoat. It was a hoot!

Ray Stevens "Sittin Up With The Dead"

@Michigan_Tactical

Ай бұрын

I love this song. It has a good video too

Little Jimmy Dickens’ “Take an old cold tater and wait” and “May the bird of paradise fly up your nose”. Most everything of Roger Miller, a lot of John Prine, and everything of Lester “Road Hog” Moran and his Cadillac Cowboys!

@eternallife9786

Ай бұрын

"Lester road dog Moran" That's The Statler Brothers that was their kind of jab at Old Time country radio

Who remembers Kenny Price’s ‘The Shortest Song In The World’? By number of air plays it might have been one of the most popular records of all time. The DJ’s would play it to fill up a short gap before a commercial, news break, station I.D., or signing off.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I would not doubt that. The key is if the DJ's logged it when they played it. I do know that when I used to do the news we would always look for long songs or those that duration was a number like 3:00, 4:00 or even 3:30!

@olvinyldude

Ай бұрын

LOL...Yep ! MY vote for #1, I put it up on my channel, 8yrs ago...you can watch/listen anytime !

@michaelterrell

Ай бұрын

@@CountryMusicTimeMachine Try working a a TV station, running film and the only bathroom was on the opposite corner of the building. More than once I returned to a ringing phone and broken film. I also had to monitor the radio station, repair the old equipment . At 1800, I had to produce & direct a live newscast. That included slipping in and out of the studio to rest the cameras, then back to the control room to switch cameras. I worked an average of seven 20 hour shifted every two weeks. That was 50 years ago. Most of the radio station was vacuum tube, and about half the TV station, as well. The mess hall was several miles away, so now real meals.

What?! No " I'm my own grandpa" ?! There's hundreds that could fit on this list. Ray Stevens and Cledus T Judd specialized in them. Bobby Bare and Jerry Reed did a lot. David Allen Coe had some that weren't really family friendly. I think my favorite was from a guy out a Texas named Kevin Fowler, "don't touch my Willie"

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

There are so many more. I think I'll do another one about crazy songs just using the great suggestions folks have commented about.

@lindatimmons3675

Ай бұрын

​@@CountryMusicTimeMachine LOL

“Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life”

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

No doubt that is one that will be in the next episode.

@user-eo4gg5zh1j

Ай бұрын

How about: Red Neck, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer?@@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Marie Laveau by Bobby Bare. How can anyone forget that one tooth?

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

CLASSIC!!!!!

Jim Stafford, Ray Stevens, Roger Miller so many good ones. Thanks for the series.👍

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Thank you for watching. More on the way!

Hopefully you'll keep up this series, I'm looking forward to learning more these

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

There will be a part 2. And some of the comments here will be included as I have received some great ideas.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed. Kinky Friedman

@olvinyldude

Ай бұрын

KINKY ! ! ! LOL..I got all his albums...He ran for Gov. for Texas., several years ago! (Lost tho

Wow - took me a long time of scrolling before I found another Pinkard and Bowden fan. "Help Me Make It Through the Yard", "Trailer Park Woman", "Shake a Snake", etc. But I also grew up on 70's country music, and I find a lot of those songs funny now. Donna Fargo - "I'm the happiest girl in the whole USA", Johnny Paycheck "Take this job and shove it", C W McCall - "Convoy", Buck Owens "Act Naturally". They don't write them, or sing them, like they used to.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

All great songs. Pickard and Bowden were VERY talented but some of their songs did cause a stir. My favorite song by them is "Libyan on a Jet Plane". I just love the play on words they use!

Whiskey for my men and bear for my horses. A lot of people had trouble with this song when it came out.But I know several horses one of them a grand champion endurance racing horse that loved beer.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

A great song!

These are great, but there are so many. Here’s a few honorable mentions. First off sticking with the 420 friendly theme is “Wildwood weed” by Jim Stafford. Then there’s “My Girl Bill” also by Jim Stafford. And finally, “One Piece at a Time” by Johnny Cash!

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Yep, those are great. "One Piece at a Time" is on my playlist that I listen to everyday!

@lindatimmons3675

Ай бұрын

Yep One Piece at a time is good. Good way to build a car from parts 😊

How about 'Amos Moses' by Jerry Reed.

David Allan Coe could have a couple there.

Have to put Roy Clark's "Thank God ND greyhound" in there I still listen to it today!!

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Yep, Roy will be in a future episode.

I love Boxcar Willie! Ain't Gonna be Your Day! Funny tune!

“Southern Air” Tennessee Bird Walk” “Where’s the Dress?”

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Love these. Especially “Where’s the Dress?”

@Michigan_Tactical

Ай бұрын

Don't y'all fret about that landing none... I got up early this morning and put on a set of them Bigfoot mud gripper tires.

@glennso47

24 күн бұрын

Humphrey The Camel

Anything by Ben Colder / Sheb Wooley. Ain't been no colder here 😊

@Kymoon99

Ай бұрын

Yes, it's very funny, like 15 beers ago, Big Sweet John almost persuaded

crazy songs by Homer and Jethro were the absolute the best!

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Four.... one to change the bulb and three to sing about how great the old bulb was.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Oh yes!

There's an entire sub-genre that can be called "Chicken-Fried Country," after the title of one various-artists collection album along those lines that was directly marketed!

😮Gitarzan. And all Ray Stevens

Tobey Keith " I Will Never Smoke Weed With Willie Nelson Again"

Zac Brown Band "Sick Em On A Chicken"

Brad Paisley - The Cigar Song and Ode The Toilet. My dad and I laughed at those two songs when we heard them live for the first time. Than we played them for mom and laughed even harder. I think I laughed for both for about a yr.

@glennso47

20 күн бұрын

Paisley- “Long Sermon on a Pretty Sunday “ is a favorite of mine.

I absolutely loved Ben Colder's, aka Sheb Wooley, version of Hello Walls.

Wildwood Weed by Jim Stafford. Ray Stevens' "Sittin' Up With The Dead".

Thank you so much for this reminder of the beauty of country music! When the day is too long and nights too short, what a blessing country music is to my soul! Whoo-Hoo! Fire up that pickup truck, it's time to drive on down to the honky tonk for a long, tall, cold one!

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I love your message. When I'm writing these scripts, recording the videos and editing, that's what I hope I can pass on to folks. It's a a lot of work to do but I'm having a blast doing it!

Also, how about some of the following Jerry Reed songs. "When You're Hot, You're Hot", "The Uptown Poker Club", "Lord, Mr. Ford", "The Coin Machine", "The Bird", "Another Puff", & "Alabama Wild Man".

Can't find I don't want to go home by Bobby Bare very funny

So many great songs that would fit in this category. "Baby Likes to Rock It" by the Tractors, "Trailerhood" by Toby Keith, and "Ticks" by Brad Paisley to name a few. Still I enjoyed your selections. Thanks for the memories.

Missing Hank Williams Jr singing are You Ready for some Monday Night Football

Kacey Musgraves "Biscuits And Gravy"

Kevin, this is a great show. I just need to hear something that did not happen today, if you know what I mean. Your channel is great.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I appreciate that. I have fun doing it that's for sure. Looking back and not only enjoying the history but also enjoying the music is why I do it.

Jim Stafford - Wildwood Weed

Dead skunk in the middle of the road. Ha ha ha 😂

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

That one is coming in a future episode. Too crazy not to include it.

Hank Williams Sr. had a bunch over the years. Many of his "Luke the Drifter" songs were humorous, such as "Please Make Up You Mind", "Just Waitin'", and "Everything's Okay". You could do an entire episode dedicated to Roger Miller or Ray Stevens. There's also "Smoke Smoke Smoke (That Cigarette)" by Tex Williams, "Divorce Me C.O.D" and "So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed" by Merle Travis, "You Better Not Do That" by Tommy Collins, "The Philadelphia Fillies" by Del Reeves, "Ten Little Bottles" by Johnny Bond... way too many to list here.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I love Hank and Tex. I especially like the song "Smoke Smoke Smoke (That Cigarette)" by Tex Williams. Good choice!

Mississippi squarrel revival by ray stevens lol and the streak lol

Mississippi squirrel revival! Love that one

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Me too!

3 of those I never heard and I would add The Bird and When You're Hot , Your Hot by Jerry Reed

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Jerry Reed is an icon!

There are a lot of crazy country songs out there. Kenny Chesney's She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, Toby Keith have several, but Beer For My Horses with Willie Nelson is one of the big ones, Trace Adkins Brown Cow Brown Chicken, Blake Shelton's Hillbilly Bone with Trace Adkins, The Dixie Chicks' Goodbye Earl, You Can't roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd by Roger Miller, Rodney Carrington's Dancing With A Man, Neal McCoy's Billy Got His Beer Goggles On, Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer by Sammy Kershaw, Brad Paisley's No I In Beer, Hot Country Knights with Travis Tritt with Pick Her Up, Maddie and Tae's Girl In A Country Song, Big and Rich Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy, Maren Morris' Rich, Joe Nichols' Tequila Makes Her Clothes Come off, Carrie Underwood's Last Name, Confederate Railroad's Trashy Women, Jaron and The Long Road To Love with Pray For You, Teri Clark's Girls Lie To, Did I Shaved My Legs For This? By Deana Carter, I Don't Even Know Your Name by Alan Jackson, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Post of Life by Bobby Bare, You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too by the Statler Brothers, I Love NASCAR by Cletus T Judd, Cleopatra Queen of Denial by Pam Tillis, Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long by The Notorious Cherry Bombs, Guys Do It All The Time by Mindy McCreedy, Brand New Girlfriend by Steve Holy, That's My Story by Collin Raye, If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me by Bellamy Brothers, Lifestyles of The Not So Rich and Famous by Tracy Byrd, Only Prettier by Miranda Lambert, Fish by Craig Campbell, The Worst Country Song Ever by Brantley Gilbert, Hardy and Toby Keith, Pants by Walker Hayes, I'm The Only Hell (My Mama Raised) by Johnny Paycheck, I'm The Only Hell (My Mamma Raised) by Allie Colleen (Brooks, yes is is Garth's daughter), All My Ex's Live In Texas by George Strait, You Picked a Fine Time To Leave Me Lucille by Kenny Rogers, Dick Down In Dallas by Trey Lewis and Here's A Quarter (And Call Someone Who Cares) by Travis Tritt.. A lot of them have more than one like Tracy Byrd have Watermelon Crawl, Blake Shelton's Some Beach, Dierks Bentley's Drunk on a Plane and so on.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

2 ай бұрын

That's a great list. There are so many and many were hits!

@kevinlesch9656

Ай бұрын

I was gonna say nothing on that list is really that crazy, but then you hit bobby bare. Then the notorious cherry bombs. Ok you got a good list. Still a few I would argue not that crazy.

@Spitfirethedragon

Ай бұрын

@@kevinlesch9656 The song titles may not sound that crazy, but some of the lyrics are.

There's an Aussie named Kevin Bloody Wilson, who has some doozies. They're definitely R-Rated tunes, but they are hilarious, and the musicians are really good! And then there's that old favorite..."Tennessee Bird Walk"!

Many of Ray Stevens' songs were crazy country songs. That's what he was mostly known for.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Yep. He will be on every episode.

Thank you so much. I just found your channel and I love it!!

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

So glad! Spread the word. It's a lot of fun to do these videos.

Its more subtle, but I thought of John Conlee's 'I dont remember loving you.' It's definitely crazy. I also immediately thought of ' You're the reason our kids are ugly.' Nice list.

I WAS GROWLING UP WITH COUNTRY MUSIC 🎶

The Rodeo Song (X-Rated). Had me rolling on the floor when my soon to be Mother-in-law (strait laced) played it for the family.

David Allen Coe You don't even call me by my name.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

2 ай бұрын

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.

@anitaharris9095

2 ай бұрын

@@CountryMusicTimeMachine Another of my favorites is Put another log on the fire.

@kevinlesch9656

Ай бұрын

"You never even call me by my name"!

@anitaharris9095

Ай бұрын

@@kevinlesch9656 Thank you for letting me know the correct name. My brain gets things muddled sometimes.

3rd Rock from the Sun

There are so many Country songs that fit this category that, if you wanted to make an album collection of them, it would probably be at least 50 albums of 12 songs each and then, you'd probably be leaving out over 200

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

That is 100% true!

Oliver Anthony “Rich Men North of Richmond “

RAY STEVENS: THE STREAK

@donrowan3468

Ай бұрын

Or how about "the haircut song"

Finally Friday- George Jones The Lone Ranger - George Jones I'm A People - George Jones The King is Gone and So Are You-George Jones Love George Jones ❤❤

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I love the Possum too! Thanks for the recommendations.

@The1sassylady5378

Ай бұрын

@@CountryMusicTimeMachine my pleasure.

Men by the Forester Sisters. And Women by the Flying Burrito Brothers.

My vote has perhaps the longest named song ever.... "I'm going to hire a wino and he'll decorate our home" Ferlin Husky

WOW, brings back a lot of memories. Never smoke the weed. The smell, If it smelled like that bad. I can image what it would taste like. Jerry Reed had a crazy song about his wife, "Its PMS, I guess" That was crazy, like Ray Stevens, Scribe to cable, Talking about women's product at the dinner table. Great video.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Thanks so much. I did try weed, LONG AGO, but didn't like it. But I still enjoy the songs. And yep, Jerry Reed is AMAZING!

Agree easily half of Roger Miller's discography would make an excellent Crazy Country song video, but a long one !!!

I quite enjoy all of those songs.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I do too. I will try to release another episode with more songs this weekend. There are so many good ones.

Asleep At The Wheel David Allen Coe- You Never Called Me By My Name ❤ Best country song ever written

I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded, The Sasquatch Song, The One On the Right Is On the Left, Draft Dodger Rag, and The Streak are just a few that pop to mind.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

8 күн бұрын

Great choices!

This classic country music at it's best.....

Mamas in the graveyard Papas in the pen

Showdown 'Rodeo Song'

Wow! Great compilation. Most of them were new to me. Thanks!

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed!

Ode to The Little Brown Shack Outback by Billy Edd Wheeler. The Race is On by Jack Jones.

My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died - Roger Miller Poor Old Ugly Gladys Jones - Waylon, Willie, Bobby Bare The Mermaid - Bobby Bare Thank God and Greyhound, You're Gone - Roy Clark Uneasy Rider '88- Charlie Daniels .....just thinking....

I Got You - by Dwight Yokum one of my favorites when my husband & I first married. Sounded a lot like your first five years.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Thanks Tracey. I love almost anything by Dwight!

I’m starting to remember these. They were so funny. And Jerry Reed was cute.

It’s Lonesome In The Saddle Since My Old Horse Died by Donald Red Blanchard

Anything Homer and Jethro

I remember hearing a parody of "Hey Loretta" where the lyrics were changed to "hey Loretta you smell just like my Irish setter". This was back in the late 60's or early 70's. I've never been able to find it!

“I’m Going to Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home,” my favorite crazy country song!

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

15 күн бұрын

That song has stuck with me for years.

The Winner!

No country song is a dumb song. I love country music that much. I’m howling in laughter at your jokes too LOL

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I'm glad you enjoy it. I got more coming.

Johnny Cash, the bug who crawled around the world, he has an entire album of humorous songs. And of course Shebb Woolies alter ego Ben Colder. There were at least a dozen groups and individuals in the early 60s that put out entire albums of humorous songs and let us never forget Tom T Hall.

Oh I've listened to most of these. And i love them!

Save a horse ride a cowboy

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

A great beat on that one!

There is one about never smoking with Willie again

@nickhill8612

Ай бұрын

That's a good one

Confederate Railrroad had one written by Danny Shirley called White Trash with Money

Take this job and shove it 🤪😊

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Great song but Paycheck was a scary dude. I remember interviewing him and worrying that if I asked the wrong question he might punch me.

I love country music because you can understand the words and music 🎶 🎵 doesn't have violence and killing people i.e . gang violence, shooting police

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

I agree. I'm general country music is not loaded with profanity and violence and the lyrics have real meaning. Hopefully it stays that way!

Now I feel old, listened on the radio to most of them songs when they were new, while working me ass off, and loved it the whole time.

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Me too!

I like Willie's ain't going down on broke back mtn

@CountryMusicTimeMachine

Ай бұрын

Wow. I don't know that one but will be checking it out!