I was thinking about delaying this video due to the news surrounding Helldivers and PSN accounts, but decided to upload the video anyway and cover the situation before the video starts. I plan on talking more about it in the near future. Be respectful to the devs at Arrowhead, in recent news it's been reported that they're doing what they can to help us out. This unfortunate decision was Sony's doing after all. Bad news aside, I genuinely hope you enjoy this video as much as I did researching and putting it together!

@mattguy1773

28 күн бұрын

Not so fun fact the community managers of arrowhead hate gamers and the people playing games

@Nikos.

28 күн бұрын

@@mattguy1773 The community managers retracted their statements and apologized, telling players to review bomb the game and attempt to give Sony the message that way

@gono4806

27 күн бұрын

Better to get the video out sooner rather then later, this is gonna get a lot worse before/if it gets better.

@JoshTheBear

27 күн бұрын

Arrowhead has the right idea and it's just unfortunate that companies still do not seem to realize that players hate being forced to register/verify multiple accounts.

@Nikos.

27 күн бұрын

@@JoshTheBear Agreed my guy, but sadly it's how the modern world works nowadays

[This comment has been deleted and is being investigated for treason.]

@guzxam

15 күн бұрын

(stealing this) (sorry)

@commandergumballwatterson733

7 күн бұрын

[System Error, Security bleach alert] 01000110 01010010 01000101 01000101 01000100 01001111 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010101 01010100 01001111 01001101 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 01010011 00100001

@sommerheiler7559

3 күн бұрын

​@@guzxam(same)

You forgot to add the part where the helldivers, terminids, automatons, and Joel all teamed up to wage war against the gods, Sony

@mathiasemmens3451

27 күн бұрын

and won!

@AlesMicik

26 күн бұрын

Nah.. Sony were invaded and hacked by automatons.

@Tony-hv8wz

25 күн бұрын

And also about how we wiped out 2 billion bugs that was suppose to take days in just 14 hours

@HughJass-of6ff

25 күн бұрын

I was watching sky news and it said that the Ministry of Defence in real life was hacked. They tried to blame it on China but it was obviously the Automatons.

@SKandSCS

25 күн бұрын

​@@Tony-hv8wzActually, 500 million in 14 hours. There was a bug they fixed where 1 bug counted for each squad member. Like, a full squad killing a single bug would count as 4 bugs killed.

holy shit the automatons pulled a Battle Of The Bulge

@calebkelly8221

19 күн бұрын

If any toasters I know could, it would be them. Need an art of Murder Drones, Adam Smasher, Terminators, And the automatons in battle formation

@Puppy_Puppington

17 күн бұрын

When the trees start speaking binary, you call about strike and RUN

@nathanmorgan9648

10 күн бұрын

Gigitty

@gogodaal7273

7 күн бұрын

Wooooooooooo, yeah baby that’s what i am talking about

In fact, the second galactic war was declared only a few days ago. Before that, it was called "special military operations." We all know what that refers to.

This is so cool. Hearing you go over battles/operations and thinking "wow, I was a part of that.". You should totally do like quarterly updates of the 2nd war. Archives of our actions should be kept for future generations haha.

@Clementinewoofwoof

27 күн бұрын

Exactly, it’s wonderful like…being a part of something

@StaindHand

26 күн бұрын

You and hundreds of thousands of other players- relax

@The_Shayreq_Demon

26 күн бұрын

@@StaindHand xbox player detected

@Tony-hv8wz

25 күн бұрын

I absolutely love that I'm a part of this

@Tony-hv8wz

25 күн бұрын

​@StaindHand let us enjoy things, dang. We don't get community like this especially in gaming very often

One note: canonically the first galactic war took place in 2084, such was the second galactic war started 2184, it’s an intentional 1984 reference by the developers. Other than the dates not lining up, great video!

@Nikos.

23 күн бұрын

Thanks! I was initially confused about the dates because there aren’t a lot of concrete timelines, but the wiki states that there was a century of peace in between both wars from what I recall. This would mean that the first war would end on 2084 to allow for the second war to start in 2184. Also there is a quote from the helldivers wiki quoting the Super Earth encyclopedia page stating that “the year is 2184… for 40 years the war has raged on”, meaning the war started in the 2040’s. Appreciate the feedback though!

@plotheplayer6462

20 күн бұрын

this really is 1984

@viadoesdumbthings4747

18 күн бұрын

@@plotheplayer6462 2184 may 15th

@Tanksnstuffs

16 күн бұрын

I imagine 1984 universe being the most likely scenario lol

@blubloxx6948

14 күн бұрын

I believe the "Ministry of Truth" may be a reference to 1984 as well, but I'm not so sure about that

if arrowhead ever decides to bring back the illuminate, we're gonna have another malevelon creek on our hands.

@Lobotomistmankyeh

15 күн бұрын

it's all but confirmed that the illuminate will return. there are models and animations and things been datamined. when, no one knows. likely not for a good while, and rightfully so I think. the devs deserve a break after everything that's gone on!

@redfalcon8062

5 күн бұрын

Malevelon Creek is about to be like Chuck E Cheese compared to the Illuminates.

@cusowski6432

5 күн бұрын

They might come back sooner then we think given this new major order

I love the idea of trying to create the Automatons to be horrifying to Helldivers in appearance, but we just continue to throw ourselves at them

@saverx1775

21 күн бұрын

Nothing more terrifying than the full force of the helldivers ready to lay there lives for a small rock in the middle of nothing.

We Completed the First True Major Order Sony Backed down... Have A Cup Of Liber-Tea Sony

@Forgelock3d

23 күн бұрын

No... u just don't have to link psn all they did was trick yall an repackage it... 177 countries can't play still.

@s14duma

21 күн бұрын

Perhaps 2nd helping of 👎⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️?​@@Forgelock3d

@Hathathorne

21 күн бұрын

We were tricked, the fight is not over. I would actually say things are getting worse. The countries still can't play and 30% of our helldivers are cut off. While more who know the entire situation are still uninstalled in protest, effectively cutting our population in half. That's why we're losing every major order since then. We'll also fail the kill 2 million bots order.

@derain95

21 күн бұрын

​@Forgelock3d And they have blocked more regions since, so they are likely to try and pull something again after their earning call that is coming up soon.

@RetroRuin

18 күн бұрын

Just like the Ministry of Truth, Sony never backs down.

As a new diver, thank you for catching me up. Im building my skills killing bugs before I jump into anything with bots

@progenitor_amborella

24 күн бұрын

There’s a good channel that also does near-daily reports on the galactic war. It’s Super Earth themed, hard to miss.

@barney8890

23 күн бұрын

What's the channel called?

@progenitor_amborella

23 күн бұрын

@@barney8890 you can find it by searching “Helldivers 2 daily report”, but it’s called “Super Earth Galactic War Data Archive”

@thatpisshead

23 күн бұрын

Fuck the robots. They scary asf

@lyonidus3073

23 күн бұрын

@@barney8890Super Earth Galactic War Data Archive

As somebody who loves live service games, the move from Destiny to Helldivers has been so refreshing. I don’t feel like I’m being nickel-and-dimed for every single piece of content anymore

Fun fact before yesterday the 15 of May we weren't in the second galactic war. Major Orders and all the mission before where "tactical strikes" but now since we failed 2 major orders, Dispatch told us that we are entering the second galactic war.

Even Ps5 players are mad about the change. Anyway, time to watch the video

@iamzeusandthisisthetruth4229

25 күн бұрын

Change? IT WAS THERE WHEN TOU SIGNED THE TOS! YOU JUST DIDNT READ THEM! AND ARE LIKE ALL OTHER BUTT HURT BABIES! Using Terrorism ToGET YOUR WAY!

@RetroRuin

18 күн бұрын

Unfortunately I've seen so many idiots simping for PSN it's not even funny 🥲

@idontreadreplies1804

17 күн бұрын

Not really, maybe you and some others but the majority are not. And the proof is literally on the latest War Bond trailer here on KZread, which dropped the day the announced the forced PSN account and you can literally see countless Sony fanboys ganging up on all PC users and the very few PS5 users that just wanna game with everyone.

Very good summary, very educational. I was one of the divers deployed on Feb 8th, been there for most all the major engagements and can confirm this is pretty accurate. Unfortunately I'm gonna have to report you to my local Democracy Officer Managed Democracy, isn't it beautiful?

"Equiped with the most advanced" nananana we ain't got shit. We are missing almost all the vehicles from the first game and all the upgrades for weapons

A friend and I found a bug corpse on a bot world. How did it get there, and what is Joel cooking?

@majorplothole2620

20 күн бұрын

yeah... I've been finding them a lot lately... it's... slightly disturbing? I think honestly it's probably just an error in the game's coding itself. because the bugs were the first enemies and their 'scenes' were implemented first, it stands to reason there aren't always replacement scenes for the bots and so we get these random poi's of dead bugs fighting SEAF soldiers on bot controlled worlds. I will only start worry if I find dead bots on a bug planet.

@Half-kight

18 күн бұрын

A soldier of the soul redemption did send a bug flying so far that It of could landed on that planet no worries soldier

Amazing retelling! Beautiful wording and you really captured the feeling! Also I hope that the extra background you gave on a lot of terms and events, gives future divers a really good catch up. Thank you!

God its so surreal that I was there and fought in almost every event in the second galactic war- and even more surreal to learn that all of this has only been for 2 months. It feels like almost years at this point, as so much has happened, and this video lays out the events perfectly. Rock on bruh, would love to see another one of these in another few months detailing how inevitably worse it'll get for us on the front lol

Quality video, great content Nikos! Well done!

Somehow the notion that the bugs are out there to destroy our family values is simply hilarious 😂👍

Just a quick addition, the first generation of Helldivers were first deployed on Earth to combat the last nation opposing the federation, conventional deployment methods where inneffective against them so the Hellpod and subsequently the Helldivers where formed. This is why I'd like to think that in the 1st game we play as 2nd generation Helldivers and the 2nd game we play as 3rd generation helldivers.

I look forward to parts 2 and 3 and possibly 4, detailing the return of the illuminate and other unforeseen events in the ongoing galactic war! you've done a great job chronicling the war, helldiver! you've gained a subscriber today. I also like the other content you've put out not related to helldivers 👍

With the way the bots are now positioned on the map, it seems likely there will be a 4th enemy race to fight especially since the Illuminate are already in HD1, a new race would be HD2's addition to the IP. Now theres plenty of alien archetypes to choose from pop culture that could narrow it down. We have alien bugs(starship troopers obviously), automatons(The borg/Terminator), And the Illuminate would the the hyper-advanced technological aliens archetype (any mothership involving earth invasion movie ever, try battleship or Independence day). What other archetypes are there? Parasitic reproduction Aliens like the Xenomorphs, Infection types like The Flood and The Thing, Industrial conquerers like Destiny's Cabal, or paracausal entities like the Taken from the Destiny as well. Theres so many to choose from if they decide on a 4th race.

@therandomcommenter6629

19 күн бұрын

There is also the "dissidents" choice

@user-cy7pn2ri3y

15 күн бұрын

Don't give Joel any ideas. We already got flying gold colored dragon things that live in mushrooms and at at factories. Last thing we need is for the illuminate to hit us and then aome hyper infectious alien thing steal rolling in. Our helldiver's count is down and we are on the verge of the first completed major order in a while. Lets keep it positive

If you listen to an automaton patrol you can hear them marching in cadence. The first line is “Heart, Steel”, and I think this is hinting that Automatons have some human body parts inside of them. If you look around fabricators you can see humans with body parts removed further strengthening this theory.

considering the Lore of Helldivers it would be nice if it was optional to join a faction of "renegades" that oppose super-earth's "democracy"

My favorite piece of implied lore is that the helldivers aren't even an "elite" force. The extremely short tutorial is a cake walk, and the only boot camp training a recruit undergoes. They're stored in cryo like disposable meat, and the average life expectancy of a diver in the field is two minutes.

@israelrodriguez2414

8 күн бұрын

That's what I tend to think and believe. SEAF seems to have soldiers and the capabilities to fight back, but just not the quality of Helldivers. It's also why i think only 4 helldivers are sent at a time to complete a mission only to be replaced with a new member soon after. Also, reinforcements are "approved." The missions will be over quick if all 20+ were on the field. I imagine if a Helldivers stayed long enough to live, they would realize it's just a needless meatgrinder. Super Earth would have something similar to Atriox from Halo Wars 2. Rebellion and hatred after seeing brothers die when the solution was simple but intentionally not used and accepted.

That was cool my dude, awesome recap

This was very informative @Nikos thank you.

I like how you included real world events in this like the bugged and underwhelming exo suits

0:16 yeah… I don’t about Sony being a “tech monopoly,” but I do see the cyber security breaches as an issue. That said, all that’s really at risk is your email address being compromised since there’s no need to give them any of your payment information

@Fufenscoops

27 күн бұрын

your email is tied to all kinds of information though

@nicholas12290

27 күн бұрын

In the uk/ireland your id/face is required.

@progenitor_amborella

24 күн бұрын

No, substantially more data has been exposed. Additionally, we shouldn’t be accustomed to giving every single page our email or phone number.

@davidburk4546

24 күн бұрын

@@progenitor_amborella I was referring to data at risk by signing up for a PSN account to play Helldivers 2

@syyneater

21 күн бұрын

I have nothing to do with that breach, from either side, but being in infosec for a few decades has taught me that there is always more types of data stored. Sometimes it’s an accidental, or the company (not Arrowhead specifically, just in general) hasn’t figured out a way to use the data. Also, anti-cheat software operates at a very low level and they run in the kernel, so they can see/block cheating. Like a lot of things in infosec, it can be used for good or bad. They tend to not be the most secure software either and use a lot of the same techniques we use when popping a box, as they are essentially operating as rootkits.

Awesome video brother

Great video!

I think the remains of the last Great War was referring to the first galactic war, though you do have a valid point

Amazing Video!

I joined the game at the end of Operation Swift Disassembly after hearing many stories of Malevalon Creek (Ironically, the day after Arrowhead released the Fallen Hero's Vengeance cape). Wish I had bought the game earlier but I got to be a part of the Menkent Line on Lasath, the Martale Gambit, and all the horrors of the TCS.

Dude, this animated invasion map and the halo wars 2 banished theme, you need to be hired for like maybe a recap tab for new players in the game!

The bugs got to other worlds-via spores one of the characters on your ship has voice lines about the meridian super colony releasing spores so I think that's how they get to other worlds

@AxinPhoenix

22 күн бұрын

Super earth intentionally infest planets with bugs to keep a steady production of element 710

helldivers take a second to appreciate and take pride in all you contributions in history. We will be remembered. But seriously i love this community and the camaraderie this game is bringing about. I love the RP

Really good video, I also love that so many have fun and rp :) ❤🎉

This is funny because the second galactic war was officially declared not that long ago

Arrowhead: “guys we did we will have Sony pick us up as a publisher we’re freed!” Sony: “Oh, I wouldn’t say freed, more like under new management.”

@Nikos.

27 күн бұрын

hahahahahaha

I just pretend Helldivers started off the same way as valerian city of a thousand planets, but they hired Danny devito as a negotiator. "So anyway I started blasting"

Appreciate this. Thanks for bringing me up to speed on this game. Perhaps now I will buy it and invest my time :)

@Nikos.

20 күн бұрын

Hope you dig it

2:02 "Sorry Britain" nah we had it coming

Malevelon Creek was mainly fought over so much because of it's large rhodium deposits

Yea Sony is a new faction. Super Earth been compromised. Everyone save Super Earth by doing your part in placing negative review. Lol

I also ❤ how the game bugs are brought into the story in this video 😂 great fun :)

The fact that we are shaping the Galactic War as of right now, really makes me proud of picking up this game back in February or March. I wonder of the Battle of Sony will be included because the game is just that damn good. It'd be treason NOT to include that.

Loved the FTL: Faster Than Light soundtrack background music

my man forgot about northman's creek

@majorplothole2620

20 күн бұрын

The fall of Vandalon IV, Ingmar, Mantes and Draupnir... all forgotten by many helldivers. Hell. no one remembers the grand last stand of Mort preventing the complete loss of that sector. but to be fair. There's a LOT of stuff that's gone on in the game, and to try and include it all seems like a very big undertaking as this video in it's entireity is over 30 minutes long, and it just basically hits the cliff notes of the major orders so far.

@LampadaLED

18 күн бұрын

@@majorplothole2620 I have more memories on drapunir than malevelon creek, just like many other people, but like you said they only talk about the creek.

@Mediumtiercommenter

7 күн бұрын

@@majorplothole2620 i remember my experiences on Vandalon IV more than that fake ass “ptsd simulator” malevalon creek

I don’t know if it has any basis or not. One theory I’ve heard is that Helldivers is in a timeline where the Axis powers, especially the Nazis, had much more success during WWII than in real life.

If I remember correctly according to the devs the cyborgs and automatons are not the same faction Though the fact they completely baited super earth into believing they won so they could grab cyberstan makes me believe that perhaps the cyborgs made the automatons and they want to free their masters from humans Or maybe they see them as fellow robots who need to be liberated

Apparently the insects where actually chill and has no hostility’s with humans Until super earth realised they could farm them

Hey man, great vid! I just wanted to bring up that the stalkers got an update to their cloaking. This was most likely just a gameplay feature change; but it does coincide with the termaside deactivation incentive. Also it might be noteworthy to talk about the prevalence of gun ships and factory striders with the main automaton fleet invading. So if you ever update or redo this vid those could be some points to pickup on where you left off here. That and the whatever in game reason we come up with for the whole SONY debacle xD lol!

@Nikos.

23 күн бұрын

Thanks! If I do continue it, I will attempt to tell these future stories for sure, though may wait a while for a descent amount of updates to the war if I do so

Yooo, the FTL soundtrack! Did not expect it :)

"We tried to warn you that the Corporations and the Capitalists were the enemy!" - Socialist Automatons ☭

@Nikos.

28 күн бұрын

Don't you dare endorse the enemy, that is treason

@noheroespublishing1907

28 күн бұрын

@@Nikos. 🤣

@rattyratstuff7125

27 күн бұрын

I will only continue playing if Sony change is completely gutted and we can opt to join the automatons to fight the scum helldivers that stand with super earth

@noheroespublishing1907

27 күн бұрын

@@rattyratstuff7125 Kinda surprised they don't have a PVP mode like the Gears of War 3 "Swarm Mode" yet; would really allow for an expansion of the lore.

Dope stuff

Anyone else notice how big the Hangar is in your ship? There's space for another, maybe potentially 8 player raids 1 day?

Now that i think of it, the automatons seem pretty chill ngl.

You made the right call bringing out this video now. No matter what stupid corpo Bs happens next, this franchise and it’s games will be great. If anything, arrowhead needs our support now more than ever, lest Sony make them scapegoats for this mess they’ve made.

I don't know if you done any nore vids like this but please make this a regular thing 🙏

Dear fellow, you could make a playlist as the results of the great interstellar war unfolds, as we complete our humble missions as helldivers, we receive frequent notifications from super earth.

sad we can see recoilless rifle one shoting a bile titan easy in the trailer, but in game, they messed with the weakspot so getting even a 2 shot is inconsistent.

E-710 is "OIL-3" upside down. Just a fun little easter egg detail 😊.

Malevolen Creek is definitely nowhere near CLOSE to the bloodiest battle in the second Galactic war. Estanu and Hellmire each on their own have near triple the casualties of Malevolen Creek with over 100 million deaths on each planet considering the Creek had roughly 42 million dead at its liberation. With Estanu fighting like 10 different sieges in its lifetime yeah, there is definitely more blood in other places compared to the Creek.

@pavolp.6527

Күн бұрын

Ok bug lover

@generichuman8224

16 сағат бұрын

@pavolp.6527 keep saying that like you bot players don't quit out of games every 5 minutes 😭

@pavolp.6527

15 сағат бұрын

@@generichuman8224 "Help, the enemy is shooting back at us!" - most courageous bug lover

This video needs more thumbs up 🙏

Side noting the drama, Helldivers 2 truly was a legendary game with great developers and a great community. As much as I believe that Sony would do little change in their decisions, I do believe that it has caused damage upon its own brand and it’s trustworthiness.

@potato1094

25 күн бұрын

Boy, do i have news for you

@Jeremy13294

24 күн бұрын

Possibly a hive mind like race? I wouldn’t even mind fighting a human faction. Like. A rebel group

This video is very well done. Bummer timing but I don’t think the intro was needed. I get it though. Thanks for making this. Still love the game.

@Nikos.

26 күн бұрын

With the good news from Sony backing down I’ll be likely removing the intro. Thanks for the kind words!

11:30 okay, that was a good one 😂😂😂

Will you be making updates on lore like part 2 of the war lore?

I feel bad for everyone effected by superearth

@joev1083

20 күн бұрын

Please report to your nearest Democracy Officer for mandatory Reduction

@internetuser320

20 күн бұрын

@@joev1083 NEVER

This video is so underviewed! I got chills man, excellent and in depth narration on your part! Man good job! Thanks for this, should be a movie Wish we got medals and award ceremony for helldivers vet! Thanks and again excellent video 🫡🫡🫡

Good work on this video!

Yes Democracy Officer, this traitor right here.

Thank you for the positivity.

Yo democratic video, have heard all the Halo conspiracies lately man, there surprising hope for Halo 7 and a very depressing ending for Halo Infinite

@Nikos.

28 күн бұрын

Speaking of Halo the ring is flat

@dontask6511

28 күн бұрын

@@Nikos. The story supposed is going to be about the Spartan-Verse where Master Chief meets the live action Chief and they get naked. Then Sergeant Johnson comes back from the dead and is in love with Mendicant Bias and him and the Didact have a threesome. So the two Jimmy Rings’ go to the Ark where they make sand castles and lick each other’s toes. It ends with live action Chief saying the real Halo was the Cortana feet pics we took along the way…

God damn. It’s so strange to realize I’ve been boots on ground since week 1. I really would like helldivers to get medals for major orders participated in. I’d be walking around like a North Korean general.

@purplesky2369

2 күн бұрын

permanent medals to say "I was there" would be really cool (: this meridia op is my first major order as I joined on free exosuit day. I might be late to the party now but after sticking around for a while id have some badges or honor of my own

Pretty kickass lore tbh

If super earth is invaded it would be cool to see a change from the tutorial where your job is to liberate a sect of the automatons on super earth to earn your cape and later super destroyer

I like the theory we're actually clones being pumped out at a limited rate by the destroyers That explains why there's persistent levels and cosmetics My ship preserves those who came before me, and imprints those memories upon me when it's my time to dispense; MANAGED DEMOCRACY!

Also, Super Earth firmly claims that the illuminate were completely wiped out in the first galactic war. So they are supposed to be actually extinct.

May 15, 2184: Super Earth declares the 2nd Galactic war has begun.

I came for history, not your dissident opinion of Managed Democracy

You should be getting a call from my democracy officer soon

Just thought I would add that they have officially declared the second galactic war just a small time after this videos post.

I love how game bugs somehow get integrated into the lore.

SILENCE THE TRAITOR ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ Good video 👍

man how hooked am i to this game that despites all the recent mambo jambo with sony psn (that definitely threw a huge shadow over it) and after 200+ hours of playtime i am still getting my pulse raised in anticipation of playing whenever hearing the soundtrack, like from 8:28 on... jeez this isn't normal. daaang the sun is shinig i wanted to go outside T.T

Battle of Tien Kwan was glorious.

Baked beans on bread is crazy lol

Super earth still uses old jets from the late 20th and early 21st centuries as it is shown in the trailer with a SU-57

2 digs at the place I call home and love like an American loves Apple pie or oil." Stiff upper lip my lad, don't let them see you in pain "

I love this. Please keep adding to the story as the war effort continues. Take that History Channel

my theories for super earth: 1. after operation paperclip, the nazis cordially invited into america moved quickly to consolidate power from behind the scenes and ensure the survival of their ideology. unfortunately for them "nazis" and "fascism" werent very well liked, so instead (whether out of appreciation or simple calculation) opted to redefine american dreams into their own, making liberty synonymous with oppression by the cold war, presumably early into it, they enacted their plan. using the funds they had stolen and the personnel they had converted, the fascists cooked off the cold war as quickly as they could, beginning with the deliberate sabotage of chernobyl. with no one around to mitigate the disaster, the result was the complete destruction of the ukrainian region. this was then framed as an american attack, and bombs were dropped. all of russia, most of canada, were completely annihilated from deliberate attacks. an unfortunate incident (legitimately an accident) occurred in the united kingdom with their nuclear stockpiles, causing the entirety of the isles to be irreparably damaged america was successfully defended thanks to significant advances in technology by the exceedingly rich nazi scientists. with russia irradiated and america in a state of shock, the now public "super earth party" or whatever got to work destroying historical records, winning the hearts of survivors, and crushing dissidents in order to enact zero day (a popular nazi post war plan) and rewriting everything they can to fit their narrative. now earth is Super Earth. it forever was and forever will be. difficult to erase monuments like the pyramids were rebranded, and cleanup efforts, once again made possible by exceedingly rich nazi scientists began, but not all of Super Earth could be re-inhabited due to excessive concentrations of radioactive waste. due to the presence of a "historical resource depletion site" on the official map of Super Earth, i suspect the destruction of northern greenland to be the result of an attempted rebel uprising over the discovery of a valuable deposit of (something) on the island, which enabled these rebels to escalate the conflict to the point that Super Earth had to employ nuclear weapons once again tl;dr nazis took over america, nuked everything, became SUPER EARTH, nuked everything again to become SUPERER EARTH. britain fucking explodes 2. the "historical resource depletion site" is the initial place where E-710 was discovered. how did it get there? who cares because Super Earth is in space babey and are now colonizing the galaxy for a peaceful and profitable 50 odd years since 2030 until greenland starts running dry and now they have to start thinking about alternatives to E-710. on the other side of the galaxy, a relatively peaceful and seemingly sentient hivemind of bugs make first contact with Super Earth (where they are obviously killed instantly), and after a few examinations of the corpses, the grace of Super God delivers the origin of E-710 to them, and the ministry of truth gets to work fabricating a war story tl;dr oil found in greenland, colonizing successful, bugs found and killed. SUPER OIL FOUND! war on terminids and subsequent experimentation begins on them 3. in the outer reaches of the galaxy, the Super Earth ministry of science begins a series of cybernetic augmentations and experiments on slaves in the cyberstan system in order to improve work efficiency, leading to some very powerful rebels. first galactic war ensues, blah blah yadda yadda now we have automatons for some reason tl;dr make robot men. fail :( KABOOM robot bots make themselves :( KABOOM

The map implies that Soviet nukes were shot down over the arctic, they were trying to sneak over the short route to North America. Britain didn’t get so lucky.

This gameplay is a perfect fit for warhammer 40k universe. Replace the helldivers with space marines and the bugs with tyranids. Boom

Here, this post right here democracy officer

Don’t worry boys, Void Lazarists squad here to help

As a proud patriotic Brit, I found your cheap digs at Britain extremely accurate and relatable.

@Nikos.

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dang I was hoping I'd be wrong 😔