Keith's lore is deeper than 40k.

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

You know how there’s two Primarchs whose entire history has been erased. Turns out Keith is one of them, much like Vulkan he’s a perpetual.

@rolph5967

3 жыл бұрын

@@crimsondynamo615 thank you

@notamobilesprout4175

3 жыл бұрын

“I ever tell you about the time me and Keith saw those Chaos thingies?”

@daluckygit8019

2 жыл бұрын

Did I tell you about that time my buddy Keith went into the warl without a Gellar field yeah corrupted by the ruinous powers

@articusramos808

2 жыл бұрын

Vulkan would be happy to be Ellis's friend. TTS Wise. They go on forever.

Who ever Keith is, he must be a complete badass

@slatteryml

5 жыл бұрын

Kieth is a guy in white tux

@ellismckinney4307

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll make sure that I tell my buddy Keith that he is a complete badass Addition Network Guy.

@McreeWeyes

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisoboyo5470 more heroin

@kcrack1ing

4 жыл бұрын

Keith is an omnipotent being of pure energy

@jhoncarlopaton_og9894

4 жыл бұрын

Keith is his best friend..

Imagine if in L4D3, Keith is one of the survivors and he constantly talks about Ellis

@harveyanimations8974

Жыл бұрын

“Did I ever tell y’all about the time my buddy Ellis…”

@the_letter_5579

Жыл бұрын

@@harveyanimations8974 "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis attempted to steal Jimmy Gibbs Jr's car. Turns out that those display cars don't have any fuel in them"

@harveyanimations8974

Жыл бұрын

@@the_letter_5579 ahhh… that would be awesome

@eskapellaa

Жыл бұрын

@@the_letter_5579 "keith... ju- just stop for now"

@stupidstudiosproductions2179

10 ай бұрын

Funny thing is… there was supposed to be a Lfd3 but unfortunatly because of the way valve is structured there was division if it should be on Source 1 or 2. So instead of compromised they completely threw it out-

He's like a little kid telling his parents how his day went.

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

And just like said parents the rest of the team is either silently listening to it or telling him to wrap it up

@punprincess3214

2 жыл бұрын

Rochelle's the mom, Coach is the dad, Ellis is the toddler and Nick is the deadbeat uncle

@pinhead6764

2 жыл бұрын

@@punprincess3214 or nick being the mean brother

@punprincess3214

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinhead6764 lol that also works too because Rochelle and coach scold him for being a dick

@vauxittt

2 жыл бұрын

"He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in English language." - Nick

You know, if everything Ellis said about Keith is true... Keith could've taken down the whole zombie apocalypse single-handed...

@Todarain

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Keith dosen't really fit in with others, i think. After all fo those events that has happened in his life, he would've developed an extreme fear for, like, rollercoasters, sushi and many other things. Ellis was probably his only friend that he could rely on, and Ellis helped him through all of this madness... Well, and probably some nurses... and doctors... And his own digestive organs... And alchohol... You know what i mean.

@bee2bee880

6 жыл бұрын

He probably only had 1 hand.

@tecnicovtr1311

6 жыл бұрын

SheepScape™ ja ja ja true

@JuggerKnight717

6 жыл бұрын

If Keith could survive all that shit he could take down the entire zombie apocalypse with half a leg and arm

@nihilisticpancakeface6553

6 жыл бұрын

I think there is a writing in one of the saferooms where it shows. "today "keith" took down 12 special infected with his fists!" and then at the bottom of the text was "keith was killed by friendly fire"

I wish they allow him to finish the stories!

@TheTriforceCrusader

9 жыл бұрын

Me too! I love Ellis's stories, they're freaking hilarious!

@camilledemott7532

9 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. I still listen to them because I need a good laugh and Ellis just knows what to say. And Keith dude. He's the man.

@lustYofficial

9 жыл бұрын

Camille De Mott yup.

@knightace2002

8 жыл бұрын

+Camille De Mott He finishes a few of'em.

@TheTriforceCrusader

8 жыл бұрын

knightace2002 Yeah but some of the good ones get cut off. Like the goat one.

I would listen to Ellis if he had a podcast I swear

@Paul87888

2 жыл бұрын

same

@savannahpauln

2 жыл бұрын

he actually does

@ItzRokkiYT

Жыл бұрын

@@savannahpauln WAIT, NANI THE FUCK

@theunforgivensoldier4137

Жыл бұрын

@@savannahpauln TELL ME

@Swig_Chmeese

Жыл бұрын

@@savannahpauln where

Ellis saying "I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!" Implies that Keith is still alive and has been keeping in touch with Ellis

@Mysticnuke

2 жыл бұрын

does he actually say that?

@c1lancy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mysticnuke 4:32 yes

@H3L1X4X1S

Жыл бұрын

its believed he died a week before the events of left 4 dead 2, according to wiki the grafiti states at the light house "i am keith marshall and i shall die here"

@juliab9826

Жыл бұрын

@@H3L1X4X1S well, according to ellis' stories, he shouldve died ages ago anyway. But here we are

@harveyanimations8974

Жыл бұрын

Legendary keith

The moral of the story is that Keith is invincible.

@TheTriforceCrusader

9 жыл бұрын

He's gotta be if he's got mower injuries on 90% of his body, 3rd degree burns on the other 95% of his body, 2 broken legs, eyes full of Tear Gas and nuclear radiation, and salmonella. Hopefully, he'll be immune to the Green Flu.

@nekkyjam6910

9 жыл бұрын

TheTriforceCrusader he has to be, if he's immune to radiation.

@TheTriforceCrusader

9 жыл бұрын

NekkyJam LOL yeah.

@ArmyAssassinRanmaru

8 жыл бұрын

+analothor Like Wolverine?

@analothor

8 жыл бұрын

***** or deadpool

fun fact: nick has an unused line that goes like this, "Ellis, if you dont shut up, I will find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck."

@unwrittenemmy098

2 жыл бұрын

THATS GOLD

@Dabadi4834

2 жыл бұрын

Such a nick thing to do

@cyka_blyat1233

2 жыл бұрын

And then Ellis respond "Too bad nick, he got in the whirlybird first" Which means Keith already escaped

Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost", was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a roller coaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. In the fandom wiki

@Poodleinacan

2 жыл бұрын

A true survivor.

@blocktheloo1820

Жыл бұрын

Keith is badass

@prietos23

Жыл бұрын

i thought the balloons were full of semen

@Journey_Awaits

Жыл бұрын

The people like this you’d think would die by 40 but they always live to 100

@shadydaemon4178

10 ай бұрын

God DAMN!

Even if Keith isn't immune to the Green Flu, no zombie can bite through his scar tissue. He'll be fine.

@starwolfcyberlight4546

2 жыл бұрын

But the Green flu is unpredictable and can go airborne or 30 meters near a zombie to get you infected?

@H3L1X4X1S

Жыл бұрын

as much as this makes me laugh, sadly green flu is passed through air, so he would either be a zombie or a carrier.

@RiversCuomo19

Жыл бұрын

@@H3L1X4X1SKieth just has a lil' cold, he'll get over it, he's survived everything else so far anyways.

@H3L1X4X1S

Жыл бұрын

@@RiversCuomo19 lol nice

@Journey_Awaits

Жыл бұрын

He would just look like Skullface

Keith as playable character, please Valve.

@masonrobertstv5917

7 жыл бұрын

Takeshi I said this on a different video but. Keith better be a playable character in l4d3

@TKsh1

7 жыл бұрын

Mason RobertsTV Yep, he can basically survive everything.

@DeadlyPray

6 жыл бұрын

Keith: "This one time my buddy Ellis was over talking to his friends and these three kids were lighten up a mortar and the damn thing fell over and shot Ellis right in the ass."

@adampalomino8293

6 жыл бұрын

Takeshi l4d3 :)

@TheDesirableFox

6 жыл бұрын

Wait is Valve going to make L4D3

Everyone asks "Who is Keith?", but nobody ever asks "How is Keith?".

@JosephMendoza1054

3 жыл бұрын

Where is Keith?

@matthewchristiansen9978

3 жыл бұрын

@@JosephMendoza1054 I'll do you one better. Why is Keith?

@captlegendary

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewchristiansen9978 I'll do you the best one, When is Keith??

@lt.kitkat

2 жыл бұрын

dead.

@corvanj8766

2 жыл бұрын

@@captlegendary I've got a better one, what is Keith?

Playable character Keith: All bandages except a small slit in his forehead revealing: "I AM A MORON".

@JGT-yd2wx

2 жыл бұрын

y e s

@JohanKylander

5 ай бұрын

"I can't expect y'all to do all the work!"

@Helperbot-2000

3 ай бұрын

@@JohanKylander Keith Graham

@webcap7653

2 ай бұрын

This is actually genius

@obviouspseudonym9345

Ай бұрын

"I don't enjoy sushi but when made properly it's a food like any other."

Holy shit, Keith is indestructible.

@pinface7447

7 жыл бұрын

Yea he even survived an attack by the KKK at the grave yard

@gavinmartin1505

7 жыл бұрын

Johnny Edward actually 98%

@erickane8163

6 жыл бұрын

Lobotomite _ 95% and then the same level of burns again on 98%

@CarlJohnson-mf4qd

5 жыл бұрын

And don't forget the mower blades wounds all over 90% of his body.......now that's some savage shit.

@gumballdiedoe5383

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Keith needs to be in L4D3. when valve figures out that the number 3 exists.

@halopro8958

8 жыл бұрын

It should be the L4D one characters and Keith replaces Bill.

@carl3205

8 жыл бұрын

still waiting?

@Julian-oo7fp

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Cnw8701

7 жыл бұрын

3 is a cursed number for Valve. 3 is forbidden!

@portsouth

7 жыл бұрын

How about left 4 dead 1.5 where we find out the back stories of the character just so we can have Keith in it

The Adventures of Keith: 0:00 Malls 0:11 Jimmy Gibbs Jr. 0:28 Guy Trying to Set the World Record 0:43 Mud 1:09 Sugarcane Field 1:20 What Suck the Heads Means? 1:28 Fireworks 1:43 Deep Fried Turkey 1:57 Keith Drove His Car off a Cliff 2:13 Graveyard 2:32 Campin' on Top of a Building 2:51 Gator In a Swamp 3:07 Tunnel of Love 3:23 Paintball Guns 3:33 Homemade Bumper Car Ride 3:46 Keith Fell Off a Rollercoaster 4:02 The Army Bombed Keith 4:21 Open Manhole 4:32 Top of a Burning Building 4:47 Water Balloons 4:58 Tattoo 5:13 Historic Tour 5:49 Car Dropping 5:53 Dead Bear 6:11 Owls 6:46 Sushi 7:30 Bridge 7:47 Keith Got Married 1 8:01 Keith Got Married 2 8:15 Keith Snuck Into a Wedding

@yulianlopez9253

Жыл бұрын

Thx man

@RiversCuomo19

Жыл бұрын

the Bear and Owl one's are technically the same

Whoever wrote these stories must have had a loooot of fun doing it.

I actually like Ellis' stories and I hate it when the other survivors cut him off lol

@ashleyandrews3490

7 жыл бұрын

I know right

@maxonwolf5841

7 жыл бұрын

+Aussie Scout here here

@outandloudfilms

7 жыл бұрын

Sheriff same

@jacobfranklin1504

7 жыл бұрын

same and if you play l4d2 and wait in the saferoom and ellis will tell you a story

@Jordan-te9ip

7 жыл бұрын

Happiness is Land sameeee

"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year,it wasn't a dare or anything,he just got kicked out." This is gold....

@nunyabusiness7858

8 жыл бұрын

"he was shooting crows but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there"

We all wish we had an Ellis in our lives.

@AngelusBrady

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I definitely did when I discovered the game. Still do.

@harveyanimations8974

Жыл бұрын

I think I might be the Ellis in my freind group

@justaguy4311

Жыл бұрын

I think i need a Keith

@neppingofneps7406

Жыл бұрын

My little brother is basically like Ellis. He’d tell stories about some moments in our lives every time he meets anyone.

@rupertmonroesr.3517

7 ай бұрын

If you were from Louisiana you would know 100 ellises and they are all just like this. The sweetest funniest people in the world. Cajun supremacy

What if Keith is just Ellis’ “replacement” for his friends. They were all different people, but Ellis just remembers the experiences as “experiences with Keith.”

@Mbrace818

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, maybe it's his way to cope.

@neloth434

9 ай бұрын

@@Mbrace818That’s actually so fucking dark if that’s the case lmao

@dr.danielcamelia9276

3 ай бұрын

4:31

@dr.danielcamelia9276

3 ай бұрын

4:31

@scrittle

Ай бұрын

Ellis got problems

if Keith was playable he Would look worse Then A Spitter

@pantelissarafoglou4153

6 жыл бұрын

DaSteak 23 But he would be tougher than a tank

@NightmareRBXhitherefren

4 жыл бұрын

Florida man playable dlc

@jockeyfield1954

4 жыл бұрын

@My h3ad nah, not a leader, he doesn't really fit the leader type, he does stupid shit the leader role in left 4 dead games have an experienced person that cares for all of them despite their differences there's bill, a vet that's been through vietnam and then there's coach, he's a football coach and knows how to make a team work and then putting a southerner that does stupid shit as a leader makes it a pretty bad team

@WillShrek-vc4kn

3 жыл бұрын

for him thats a fucking compliment

@thenaturalnut1589

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Bonnie Bon, it was a joke my guy. R/woosh

This is why Ellis is my favorite.

@droneguy4750

8 жыл бұрын

Same

@vonndagoattt

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Book exactly

@svstxtic

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Book same tho

@kiedru

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@tander101

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA yes

apocalypse: "you can't defeat me" ellis: "i know. but he can."

@headycreature8128

Жыл бұрын

“I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fought and won against a zombie apocalypse”

@tau-5794

4 ай бұрын

"Teeth marks over 90 percent of his body!"

Nobody: Ellis: ...wounds on *OVER 90% OF HIS BODY*

@ijemand5672

3 жыл бұрын

How about you stop putting "nobody" on every comment you make? Maybe they'd be funny that way

@cringespotted8355

3 жыл бұрын

@@ijemand5672 178 people and myself 8 months ago thought it was funny, seethe lmao

@TizTheFox

3 жыл бұрын

I think they're funny.

@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153

2 жыл бұрын

@@ijemand5672 why you gotta be such a nobhead?

@ijemand5672

2 жыл бұрын

@@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I'm Irish

if Keith can survive 3rd degree burns, Biochemical Bombs,Radiation,Tear Gas,Broken bones.Then he must be Immortal which means he must of survived the The Green Flu too.

@michaeltabaha4094

3 жыл бұрын

He might be the TANK

@HipsterKhan

3 жыл бұрын

that's how it gets you man: OVERCONFIDENCE.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@skiplet87 some people think it was a member of the KKK instead of a ghost

@sasasa1541

3 жыл бұрын

@@skiplet87 it wasn’t a ghost, it was a guy “wearing robes with the eyes cut out”. More of a country club guy if you get my drift

7:48 I just pictured Ellis breaking into nicks house while nicks asleep and Ellis slowly moves up to nick and starts telling stories about Keith XD

@fleetadmiralauto6506

4 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a gmod video or sfm, now

@giornogiovanna3888

4 жыл бұрын

@@fleetadmiralauto6506 on it :D

@bf4k

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@guntherbgunnerson8989

2 жыл бұрын

@@giornogiovanna3888 can I get a general time?

@htf5555

2 жыл бұрын

lol i love how he keeps telling stories to nick despite nick being a bit of a douche to him. theyre like fucking spongebob and squidward

As a southern man, I have a friend from up north who constantly complains about us telling our life stories while we explain small things. I never noticed, because I love hearing stories and I love telling them, but after I heard him say it, I realized it was true. Ellis is the embodiment of this stereotype.

Keith must be rich considering the medical bills he must’ve had

@jimin7997

2 жыл бұрын

america

@CaptPatrick01

Жыл бұрын

They do own an auto shop.

@corsojames

29 күн бұрын

good old insurance baby. This was back when people could afford it

@user-deeznutzs

12 күн бұрын

Well Keith did get dared to tattoo moron on his forehead for 200 dollars. So ask yourself “who’s the real moron?”

I hate how the other survivors don't allow Ellis to finish his awesome stories. They are the best storied I've ever heard. Seriously.

@thebookonthegoat8068

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, considering the situation I'd say that the other survivors have a right to say that

@Headlessgenie

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they have the right to interrupt him.... Buuut his stories are good

@demonkingofvalor8162

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it seemed like he was able to complete some of his stories. Examples: Tear gas, Sushi, bear carcass fur coat, etc.

@someweirdguy

2 жыл бұрын

I assumed he does this constantly which could get annoying fast

There should be a mutation called "Did I ever tell you the time..." and its Ellis and Keith and the dialog is just them telling stories to each other and the level is either existing ones or new ones.

@hollytix2454

7 жыл бұрын

ＦｕｎｋａｙＭｏｎｋａｙ and kieth has a million health and looks like a zombie

@Ocram_

6 жыл бұрын

So much talking that you can't hear the special infected noises

@GenericLoser12

6 жыл бұрын

Ellis, Keith, Dave, and someone else..

@victorhugogomescosta7009

5 жыл бұрын

​@@GenericLoser12 And the KKK Member that stabbed Keith

If those burns on Keith are accurate, he'd have no trouble in the Zombie apocalypse since, (A) He'll probably blend by the Zombies, and (B) His burns would've made him natural body armor against bites.

Ellis seems like such a wholesome dude. Like, he really just enjoys and treasures the stories he gets to tell others of the experiences he got to have in his life. You can imagine him and Keith doing all these wacky shenanigans together, laughing about it in the moment (save the ones where Keith's in genuine pain) and then just hanging out together, waiting for the next silly thing to happen. Plus, the fact how one of these "story voicelines" is just describing something he did with the other 3 survivors shows how he can cherish events within almost any context- that, and he's quick to bond with other people. He's just generally a good guy and always does his best to entertain others.

As great as Ellis’ stories are, I can understand how it would be stressful listening to them while fighting during a zombie apocalypse lol.

@punprincess3214

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, especially when you need to be quiet, Ellis has awesome stories but there's a time and place for them

@OrionDawn15

Жыл бұрын

@@punprincess3214 Yeah but the voicelines really only trigger in the saferoom, I think being in a saferoom is a good time and place for a story.

@ramudasanjuu

Жыл бұрын

@@OrionDawn15 Yeah but in the safehouse all the survivors are supposed to get going

@OrionDawn15

Жыл бұрын

@@ramudasanjuu The survivors spend a good long while in the saferoom inbetween missions, I think they'd have time for a story or two.

@headycreature8128

Жыл бұрын

Well they are in a safe room so they got time to listen to a story plus you never know if you’ll get the chance to tell or hear a story again

The Forrest Gump of Left 4 Dead

@meedok6373

6 жыл бұрын

some guy ayy lmao

@lockejawe4050

5 жыл бұрын

An optimistic southerner with a big heart that is great at telling stories? We got a match!

@DynestiGTI

5 жыл бұрын

He seems more like Bubba from Forrest Gump since he also goes on tangents, except on shrimp instead of stories.

@obviouslycivic8142

4 жыл бұрын

Finally a non keith comment

Ellis treats "sushi" as an italian word and makes the singular "susho". Brilliant

As a person who lives in Georgia, I can actually say that I love both Left 4 Dead games for the accuracy and detail of the way that both games treat the areas. I’ve been to Savannah, Riverside, and even the city where Whispering Oaks would be if it were real. I can so easily believe that Coach and Ellis could be my next-door neighbors. The only gripe that I have is that there should be more mountains in the first map of Dark Carnival.

We need a character in some other video game to be called Keith and to reference Ellis in some way. "Have I ever told you about that one time when my buddy Ellis found himself in a middle of a zombie apocalypse? Ha ha ha, what a story..."

@deidara003

9 жыл бұрын

anothga YESSS

@noimanbaikal4081

9 жыл бұрын

anothga L4D3 will feature Keith and a new character called Gaben I think.

@deidara003

9 жыл бұрын

this makes me so happy

@knightace2002

8 жыл бұрын

+Noiman Baikal Really?....

@MakusinMeringue

7 жыл бұрын

If I ever make a video game, I am doing this for sure.

Keith's soon-to-be wife actually turned into a Witch, so, bullet dodged.

@subscorpion9560

3 жыл бұрын

And that’s why he was a runaway groom XD

It’s been 15 years and I’m still obsessed with this man

lol Keith got stabbed and robbed by a KKK member.

@fortuys7754

6 жыл бұрын

all over 90% of his body.

@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow

6 жыл бұрын

+DrHotelMario He deep fried the KKK guy's turkey lover.

@GW_01

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao he just said that right after I read this.

@nansaka

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@IFvckingLoveScience

5 жыл бұрын

Goomba Gamer 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body

I really love his stories, but they get interrupted by others. Ellis is my favorite L4D2 character.

@mattjackson8303

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate it when he gets interrupted

@zhason6396

9 жыл бұрын

Mee 3

@anaustroguy3917

8 жыл бұрын

i love playing as ellis and nick but mostly ellis

@BigBrother_316

5 жыл бұрын

@Conner Jacobus Calm down

@kingtai2005

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

I could stay in a safe room with Ellis and listen to his stories aaaaall day

From all these story we could know that he really did like keith as a friend of his, i wish i had a friend like Ellis in rl

wait. . .did he say his buddy keith was stabbed by a homeless Klu Klux Klan member

@Lee.M.D

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@wateroak6105

7 жыл бұрын

Prob

@teddybearlol9728

6 жыл бұрын

Kkk was supposed to be Kool kids klub

@sethdizon-gt355

6 жыл бұрын

KOOL KIDS KLUB*

@teddybearlol9728

6 жыл бұрын

Sethdizon -gt what

That moment when Ellis realizes he had a new story to tell Keith is just so adorable and strangely wholesome.

There needs to be an Ellis audiobook just full of his stories. I would buy that so fast

4:32 this line implies that Ellis's stories about Keith are true, meaning Keith is real and ACTUALLY did all that crazy stuff

@hahen8

7 күн бұрын

Yeah he is very lucky and unlucky at the same time

"Hey, Ellis, how about you tell us about the time you shut up?" - Nick, 2009

@mancityfan2004

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

6:46 My favorite Ellis story.

@maliwanzero7239

3 жыл бұрын

10 bucks a susho

I can only imagine how hard they were laughing when they were recording these lines

Pray to god L4d3 has Keith as a playable character and has “I ever tell you about my buddy Ellis?” lines.

4:32 LOL

@cuntgentleman25

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a big fan

@Jester4460

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooh

@Iblamethebarrels

3 жыл бұрын

Ellis was just okay with that lolol

@oniltreezy

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂

@monalisadeguzman249

3 жыл бұрын

Can you do an animation of Ellis’s stories? I could like to see everyone bored by his stories!

i bet keith is hitting his head against the wall saying "shut up ellis"

@illafunevilla1005

10 жыл бұрын

I think the comment is just a "out of the boredom" moment. So best to ignore that one before it chains.

@thegangsterwombat512

10 жыл бұрын

99 Barrels of Mead.

@thesinner6167

4 жыл бұрын

Im listing but i think on pancakes

@white_mochi

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesinner6167 w h a t

"I ever tell you bout' that one time Keith and me tried to steal a monkey from a Zoo" "monkey shit covering 90% of his body"

Ellis is the guy who i can listen talk the entire day and not get bored or anoyed

Watch this video 3 times with headphones.You started to hearing Ellis' stories in your brain.

@DivineThug

8 жыл бұрын

wow your right

@fomod_

8 жыл бұрын

that's why the others don't want him to tell stories

@carstan1173

6 жыл бұрын

I just need to listen once.

Ellis seems like a guy I would love to spend time with.

@null418

3 жыл бұрын

You? We*

@printedmedal

3 жыл бұрын

We? Us*

@SerperiorChaos

Жыл бұрын

@@printedmedal Us? Everyone

@H3L1X4X1S

Жыл бұрын

@@SerperiorChaos except coach, rochelle, and nick

@BeyondBeauty-p9e

6 ай бұрын

​@@SerperiorChaoseveryone? Everybody

Dave Mall Story 0:00 Jimmy Gibbs Junior 0:10 - 0:26 Ferris Wheel story 0:26 Keith building a shack 0:44 Sugar Cane Field 1:09 Keith Suck the Heads 1:20 Keith and making Fireworks 1:28 Keith deep frying turkey 1:44 Keith car off a cliff 1:57 Keith living in a graveyard 2:14 Keith camping on top a building 2:32 Keith getting rolled by a gator 2:51 Keith drowning in tunnel of love 3:08 Ellis and Keith sneaking paintball guns 3:23 Ellis and Keith homemade bumper cars 3:33 Keith falling out of a rollercoaster 3:46 Army bombing Keith 4:02 Keith falling down a manhole 4:20 Ellis and Keith on top of a burning building 4:31 Ellis being interrupted 4:47 Keith getting a dared tattoo 4:58 Keith starting a tour - raccoon fighting 5:13 Keith jumping in a lake to avoid owls 5:50 Keith making sushi with raw chicken 6:46 Ellis and Keith were on a bridge once 7:27 Keith the runaway groom 7:47 Keith the runaway groom pt 2 8:01 Keith sneaking into a wedding and becoming the pastor 8:14

I was just introduced to this man minutes ago and since we're from the same place I'm obligated to love him. Pls he's so funny. These stories are great.

DID I EVER TELL YOU 'BOUT THE TIME ME AND MY BUDDY KEITH-

@averylowqualitycarcrash6354

7 жыл бұрын

Mason RobertsTV, can this wait?

@costinmyr3l265

7 жыл бұрын

Ellis,let's make a shut up contest,ready? 3.2.1 START this is my favorite Nick quote xD

@peytongarvey1119

7 жыл бұрын

RAW-Gamer my favorite nick quote is when Rochelle dies, "well there goes repopulating the earth"

@HylianKnight02

6 жыл бұрын

Ellis, is this really the best time?

@Guy-ib6dk

6 жыл бұрын

And, your point is?

*After the last mission* Ellis: So I guess we got time now. The Others: (groan) Ellis: So Keith was on the roof of that buildin' I was tellin' y'all about, and the police came with a helicopter lot like this one here...

@IllHandleThis

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@Exmachinagamma

4 жыл бұрын

*Deep inhale “I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith...

@ryankoopacanada

4 жыл бұрын

I’d love hear all of his stories 😁😆

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryankoopacanada petition for valve to make a full collection of short stories based on Ellis and Keith's Adventures

@ryankoopacanada

3 жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 YESSSSSSSS :D

I love ellis so fucking much. We need him as a promo character in games. And I'd love to have him round in everyday life and in the apocalypse

I've been playing this game for over a decade and I'm crying laughing today at the ghost story. Masterpiece.

KFC, Keith Fired Chicken

@aaronhansraj.alexnder6536

7 жыл бұрын

Aaarno

@sweet.banana117

7 жыл бұрын

Hulk You are a godamn genius

@Suplexcity69

3 жыл бұрын

How will chicken get a job now?

@Coolgirl-bk1uo

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@saturniidspectre

3 жыл бұрын

He DIDN'T fire the chicken, that was the whole problem.

It'd be so awesome if in Left 4 Dead 3 you play as Keith.

@Anths_art

2 жыл бұрын

Naw Keith gonna be a special infected based on what happened to that mf💀💀

Holy crap Jerma did a perfect impression

@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

2:51 Is my favorite Keith Story.

I E V E R T E L L Y O U ' B O U T M Y B U D D Y K E I T H

his stories are kinda cool to listen :)

@worm4429

6 жыл бұрын

i play solo and yell at coms when they interupt him XD

I hope that L4D3 will have Keith, Whitaker, Virgil, and John and Amanda Slater. Maybe we will get to see Jacob, Sergeant Downey, Jeff and Annie, Sergeant Hendricks and his squad from the Sacrifice comics.

@weedGato

3 ай бұрын

If they are making keith playable they gotta add ellis stories

GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH THIS VIDEO

4:32 it seems ellis has a memory problem where he associates keith in the situation where he wasn't at. sure maybe 1-3 of those stories where true but maybe most of them are what some of his other friends besides keith did

@screamsinrussian5773

6 жыл бұрын

what if keith doesn't exist? maybe he is slowly losing his sanity?

@rollfizzlebeef5384

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s his way to cope with the zombie apocalypse.

@screamsinrussian5773

6 жыл бұрын

probably

@jumpingbarista6486

5 жыл бұрын

Someone asked Gabe Newell if Keith was real, he just said that video game characters aren’t real, so Keith isn’t real.

@IllHandleThis

4 жыл бұрын

[screams in Russian] He is. He was actually going to be a playable character but got discarded. You can see his skin if you google it. 😉

He's too friggin adorable!

@Zabeth238

8 жыл бұрын

ELLIS ALWAYS BEEN ADORABLE EVER SINCE!!!!!

2020 and I still love listening this?

10 years ago all them story’s were annoying but now in 2020 their divine

@Mcjello216

3 жыл бұрын

yes

Oh man Ellis is the best person in left 4 dead 2. His stories crack me up so good

@shadow_wesker6666

8 жыл бұрын

My favorite character is ellis and he always will be it

watching this again is a great way to pass time

It's not the fact that he keeps getting cut off that makes me feel pain, its the fact it's always just as the story reaches it's peak.

5:13 sounds like a story you would tell at Thanksgiving dinner

Tell me more Grandpa Ellis!!

I like to think that between campaigns, like on Virgil’s boat and helicopters and stuff. All the survivors are sitting and talking and Ellis goes on chatting about Keith without being interrupted

Let's be honest, we all wish we had a friend like Ellis.

keith was a run away groom so the witch at the passing is keith's bride ?

@anothga

7 жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon.

@awesomewhiteguy

7 жыл бұрын

whos cooking tonight

@bungle-man5000

7 жыл бұрын

The Raging Coconut *coach starts telling nick wat he wants to eat

@ChineseGodfather

5 жыл бұрын

Where does it say that

@carolmiber2435

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe

Valve counting in kindergarten: 1 2 2 Episode 2 Card Game

@saturniidspectre

3 жыл бұрын

Card game?

@govinlock8568

3 жыл бұрын

@@saturniidspectre Artifact, a Dota 2 card game. It is generally accepted as worst game Valve ever made

Could his stories be a coping mechanism for the fact that Kieth actually died?

After 9 years I have finally found this video again.

Well apparently Keith is Chuck Norris , or Ellis just keeps his remains in a jar :T

@Shadow0Heart1

9 жыл бұрын

HetaliaGirl23 keith is chuck norris

@sushi9100

9 жыл бұрын

Shadow0Heart1 YUSH

@conecto3027

8 жыл бұрын

or, he sounds like nick

I play ellis every time I play left 4 dead 2

@casey8950

7 жыл бұрын

Evan Justice Same

@adrianlozano1946

6 жыл бұрын

Me to he's my favorite

@AC-hz8cq

5 жыл бұрын

Hell ya me too

@firstclassjackass9126

5 жыл бұрын

Same here

@piciperkuadrik4636

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

This one time, me 'n my buddy Keith were makin' snow angels? 3rd degree burns over 90% o' his body.

@sushi9100

9 жыл бұрын

XD

@TheTriforceCrusader

9 жыл бұрын

More like frostbite over 90% of his body.

@xiaothetroll3345

7 жыл бұрын

Now I know what to spam on Miiverse.

@robotporkchop4784

7 жыл бұрын

Ha funny

@Hanlb

6 жыл бұрын

Making concrete angels.

thanks for blessing me with this in 2020

If they add any other characters in Back 4 Blood one should be Keith, I wanna see peoples reactions if one of his lines are "You know my friend Ellis..."

Keith sounds awesome af!

@Crowdedaudience

8 жыл бұрын

Yea right I would like to be his friends and be like Ellis and tell stories all the time

I would love to be stuck in traffic with only Ellis in the car telling me stories to pass the time

“Home made bumpercars with riding lawnmowers” sir. You have invented a sport

I could listen to Ellis all day

I'm sorry, but Ellis, is your buddy Keith single?

@Crowdedaudience

8 жыл бұрын

You were the undead witch! Bride!

@hpdekok525

3 жыл бұрын

YO I LIKE MINECRAFT!

@xxbullriderkillx9301

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@randomguy8752

3 жыл бұрын

"Err, no. But did I ever tell you the time we-" -Ellis, probably.

@nuclearmonster6601

3 жыл бұрын

No, don't steal Ellis's husband

Gotta admit,all 8 survivors are great,but damn i love Ellis n´ Nick xD

@peytongarvey1119

7 жыл бұрын

Neko Miki 7/8 survivors are great. I hate rochelle

@danndidntask4057

6 жыл бұрын

Seymour Redding *7

@svstxtic

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Seed all of them are great but I fucking hate rochelle.

@warmike

4 жыл бұрын

And Francis.

@null418

3 жыл бұрын

@@danndidntask4057 4+4 = 8 ok