"I was canceled, for 3 days. Just like Jesus." LMAO, epic

@sandcross69

6 жыл бұрын

Julia Heisenberg not the best joke but he's very funny thank God he did get cancelled over this

@fivesquaredyt2521

5 жыл бұрын

Julia Heisenberg 969 likes

@fivesquaredyt2521

5 жыл бұрын

sandcross69 you mean not

@op3129

5 жыл бұрын

@@fivesquaredyt2521 you'd hope. but looking at the videos, I'm genuinely not so sure. (not in 2018 at least)

@ulisesurquia3197

5 жыл бұрын

The man deserves another beer.

"People tell me I'm white, and I believe them because I just spent the last 6 minutes explaining how I'm not a racist"

@stefgmac9539

5 жыл бұрын

my favorite will always be, "people tell me I'm white and I believe them because I love James Taylor."

@karthikmunishamaiah2689

4 жыл бұрын

And that’s about the whitest thing you can do!

@aminojeezus

4 жыл бұрын

«People tell me I'm black and I believe them because I think "reverse racism" doesn't exist.»

@BigT.Larrity

4 жыл бұрын

@@aminojeezus Oh boi, knew there'd be at least one of you snowflakes who couldn't even take such an innocuous joke

@Avocado11

4 жыл бұрын

The statement just gets even more truthier.

Watching this years later, I'm reminded of how this show was so full of layers of satire, that your own intelligence had to come online in order to follow it's comedic brilliance. And honestly, I miss Stephen playing this character who happened to have his same name.

@elisepentz1063

Жыл бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree!

@superfuss1984

Жыл бұрын

He became Corrupted... Kind of Comical Nazgul....

@alanwells4460

7 ай бұрын

I love watching these but then become sad because.....no more

@willwrite3675

6 ай бұрын

​@@superfuss1984no, idiot. He just changed Jobs

@aratosm

6 ай бұрын

You're dumb.

My god, an Asian American wrote a book called "In Defense of Internment" and then went on to rage about someone making a joke about Asians. hahahaha!

@RonPaulRevolution500

8 жыл бұрын

+Something_to_appease_Google She understood it was just satire.. even if she was a little bit offended, all she did was create a hashtag hoping it would trend. It did, and she regrets the shit out of it because it made her look like she REALLY wanted the show to be canceled.. when she really could give 2 shits. Simple as that.

@Normally_aspirated

8 жыл бұрын

+Something_to_appease_Google It wasn't a joke about asians though

@interstellarradio

8 жыл бұрын

+Steve Robinson I understand. I often try to get shows cancelled for being "a little bit offended" and then regret it when I end up looking ridiculous :D

@DuragAllDay

5 жыл бұрын

@@RonPaulRevolution500 Nah

@hiyukelavie2396

4 жыл бұрын

It's Asian Americans like her who are the biggest problem to the Asian American community Is there racism against the Asian American community? Yes there is But it's reverse racists like her who pretends to speak up for Asian Americans when in reality she just wants the platform and spotlight that comes with it who really harms the credibility of other Asian Americans who are truly trying to speak up for their community Sadly she's hardly unique, most Asian Americans who pretends to speak up for Asian American issues don't actually give a shit, if not outright being reverse racists

Getting upset over Colbert for saying something "insensitive" is the equivalent of getting upset at theOnion for not reporting authentic news.

@jontobin5942

10 жыл бұрын

or becoming enraged at a ripe orange for containing pulp

@MrAlecPinnock

5 жыл бұрын

@Jesus Christ i finally found you!!!

@fuckamericanidiot

5 жыл бұрын

@Matt B Trying to criminalise speech and being offended by it are not the same thing. I hope you've grasped that in 4 years.

@ms.rstake_1211

4 жыл бұрын

You're right about this... For comedians in general but it does depends on the person.

@thedarkerknight2188

4 жыл бұрын

You would

"To find out what happened to me on the internet, we turn to the TV" I laughed my ass off so hard. So subtle, yet so awesome!

I love that he managed to tell people to calm their shit AND insult CNN all in one segment. lol

@rebecca8525

5 жыл бұрын

And all while in character!

@sillygoose635

4 жыл бұрын

AND fox too.

I miss the Colbert Report...

@endergearl6910

7 жыл бұрын

***** But it's not the same... :'(

@ivaningram5884

7 жыл бұрын

And now it's canceled because it was garbage lol

@Ragazar

7 жыл бұрын

Ivan Ingram Don't be salty just because you're too damn stupid to grasp sarcasm and character acting.

@ivaningram5884

7 жыл бұрын

Johan i meant the newest incarnation, the one with Larry 'i do one voice' Wilmore. It was terrible. But the actual colbert report was my favorite show on TV while it was running.

@emmilayyyy

6 жыл бұрын

I miss when Colbert wasn't a full blown social Justice warrior

"People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I just devoted six minutes to explaining how I'm not a racist... and that is about the whitest thing you can do." LMAO That was good

If those people had any sense, they'd know he was actually _mocking_ people who are genuinely racist.

@ViddyOJames

10 жыл бұрын

WELL except for that whole thing where redskin didn't even have its start as an "offensive" term. Rather the opposite. It's like if I said "white people" when referring to myself.

@ViddyOJames

10 жыл бұрын

Eoin Fitzgibbon I think what's disrespectful is throwing away words just because some fucks who hate the subject in question call them by the thing they are called by.

@EoinStidster

10 жыл бұрын

TheCheezWizz So you think having a lot of words in the English language is more important than keeping people from feeling ostracized or discriminated against? I mean, how important is it to say Redskin if it offends people who have had that term used to belittle them? Also the fact is: a Native American's skin isn't red…

@ViddyOJames

10 жыл бұрын

Are you normally this stupid

@EoinStidster

10 жыл бұрын

TheCheezWizz Lol you're right, its more important to be tolerant to the word "Redskin" than the people its referring to. Real bright. Phrases don't have rights, people do.

Man the days with the daily show and Colbert report, we had no idea we how privileged we were

@noahhoover4008

2 жыл бұрын

Only time I watched the news

@mc1993

Жыл бұрын

Now they all did the hard pivot left. Sad times indeed.

@NarynbekGilman

Жыл бұрын

@@mc1993 why?

@mc1993

Жыл бұрын

@@NarynbekGilman Why what? Why did they take such a disgusting hard left turn after ending their shows, or why is it sad times?

@NarynbekGilman

Жыл бұрын

@@mc1993 why is it sad times?

What stands out now is how he made a point to clearly denounce the online harassment of his own critic in no uncertain terms. The man has always had class.

Colbert is the master of making douchbaggery funny, and I mean that in the best way possible. Comparing himself to Jesus at the end, amid all of the controversy surrounding him at the time, was genius. It was a great way of saying "fuck off" to the haters

This clip was just a 7 minute burn on American media. Nice.

@YarrBr0

6 жыл бұрын

that's what this show was!!! and I miss it very much

@thatguyyoudontknow

4 жыл бұрын

Yip. Any dig at sjw and hypersensitivity is why Colbert report was my favorite show for dickity-two years.

@ChronoStrife

3 жыл бұрын

And now he actively sucks off American media, how he's fallen.

@gangstapenguin2773

2 жыл бұрын

it's only gotten worse

@SQUDSNPR

2 жыл бұрын

@@gangstapenguin2773 he’s more trustworthy than Fox News and he does a comedy show

I miss when Colbert did satire.

@hopseshopsidis

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he would cease to do this monologs where he repeats Trumps tweets🤦‍♂️ especially when he does this "dot, dot, dot"😤😤

@ohtheblah

4 жыл бұрын

@@hopseshopsidis It's CBS... producers, network execs, censors, legal, writers, etc probably have too much say in the show. And especially now, there's a lot less going on every day to provide material for a monologue every 24hrs for 200+ shows a year except for the president's ever more frequent tweet storm binges. And lot of the viewers probably don't use twitter and even for people who do, following Trump can be exhausting. A comedic recap of his tweets is better than seeing it on the news or actually going on twitter and reading them yourself... Late night completely died when Stewart left TDS, Colbert Report ended, and Craig Ferguson left the late late show all around the same time. Letterman, Leno, Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, and that fat douche Corden are all the same shitty shit. Seth and Conan are better but not great (except for Conan's remotes which are always fantastic). Spade was good so of course that died, and if picked up by a network will turn to shit. Watching all the old the late late shows with Ferguson on the jay leno fly's channel is still so much funnier and entertaining than any of the other late night shows past or present.

@ohtheblah

4 жыл бұрын

@drew pedersen They all suck during lockdown... Seth is the best of bleh/mediocre (like being the smartest retard...). check out the jay leno fly channel though if you didn't watch Craig Ferguson before. You'll realize how much the rest of late night sucks and regret not realizing how good Craig was and not watching while he was still on the air... He also LOVES America and values his citizenship but stays out of politics for the most part so can be enjoyed whether blue or red, which you can't find in late night these days.

@williamhenning4320

4 жыл бұрын

And now, Colbert is the satire

@TheOfficialTarynTots

4 жыл бұрын

@Nacht Aktiv I agree nobody was as good as Stewart but don't forget Samantha Bee. She's still pretty good and tends to be overlooked.

"It was picked up by a small group of Americans who only get their information from Twitter.....the news media" Holy cow if this quote isn't still relevant today

I'm Asian, shit is funny as hell. I like how he owned that Michelle Malkin girl so hard

@HaloWhores

10 жыл бұрын

Haha! That's the spirit, it's a comedy show it's kinda ridiculous for ppl to take this stuff offensively .

@toomanybytes

10 жыл бұрын

When, by the way, did over a billion oriental people become "Asian." What was that all about?

@sjrn24

10 жыл бұрын

toomanybytes I don't understand what you're meaning

@Rentonboyo

10 жыл бұрын

I'm also Asian and I find Stephen Colbert hilarious. This was a great segment, and Michelle Malkin is, to quote the New Black Panther Party, a political prostitute.

@gandalfthegreatwhite4393

9 жыл бұрын

Hey, *I'm Asian* too. *CaucASIAN.* *ツ* My ancestors came from the Caucasus Mountains: (That is where the term "CaucASIAN" came from.) The Caucuses are in Western Asia. So, _HEY, BRO!_ PS: BTW, have you noticed how so many people say "Asian" when they mean (Far) "East Asian?"

LOL "just like jesus"... i did NOT see that coming... colbert you are awesome

@everheartproductions5076

9 жыл бұрын

didnt understand this one, could you explain please?

@berryberry96

9 жыл бұрын

Well, Jesus was pronounced dead on the cross. He was "dead" for 3 days, and on the 3rd day he was resurrected (he came back to life). The day he came back to life is known widely as Easter (:

@berryberry96

9 жыл бұрын

Bruce Pandya Well that's what Easter is based on, and thats what Colbert was referring to in his report. as of Jesus.. im pretty sure he was a person who existed. Him being the Son of God... well thats up to you to believe or not

@knightheaven8992

9 жыл бұрын

berryberry96 So where does rabbits laying eggs come in this story?

@berryberry96

9 жыл бұрын

Knight Heaven i really wish i was an Easter day expert but sadly, im not ):

This was one of my all-time favorite shows. I wish he never ended it and become a talk show host. Imagine how hilarious The Colbert Report would've been during Trump's presidency.

@taz8808

11 ай бұрын

Solid gold

@lillagahnavich7700

6 ай бұрын

yeah instead he tapdanced for Phzyser, oh how the mighty have fallen

You come at the king, you best not miss.

@stevenjm12

7 жыл бұрын

no shit

@dewmonstermash

5 жыл бұрын

stevenjm12 sick response bro

@vpgsalty

3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert = Omar Little

@robhodge1890

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a corporate shill now

@yetidoesstuff228

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry but John Stewart is the emperor.

God bless Colbert for not mentioning the name of that twit who started that "Cancel Colbert" nonsense. That girl actually got her 15 minutes of fame based on having zero understanding of the concept of satire.

@EezySeven

9 жыл бұрын

Agreed, sometimes people just want attention. Even if it's bad attention.

@emmaverzele6034

9 жыл бұрын

True dat

@reerees8096

7 жыл бұрын

Extreme Z7 She never wanted attention in the first place. She has supported her own people and has tried to stop racism, but her boyfriend showed her this.

@Czeckie

6 жыл бұрын

I dont think that doxxing, death threats and moving out to safety constitutes 15mins of fame but I guess that's just me.

I'm Asian and I found this hilarious. Seriously how do people who get offended by jokes have friends?

@SancLunatic

8 жыл бұрын

It's a joke.

@tacklebeast

8 жыл бұрын

+SancLunatic +sinnerandprejudice I knew her in real life. I was born in China and came to the states, while she was either born here or came way before me. One time at lunch, I was laughing with my friends by playing with chopsticks, and she tried to "call me out" on it and telling me that's offensive. I AM LITERALLY A CHINESE CITIZEN, and this American Korean person is telling me something is offensive to Chinese people.

@ericw.1620

8 жыл бұрын

+SancLunatic probably mostly idiots "defending" the asian population while we're here just laughing at everything. Thanks guys!

@connorlance-queen4833

8 жыл бұрын

+SancLunatic There are certain "Buzz Words" this days. People hear them and quickly react regardless of the context.

@sciencemile

8 жыл бұрын

+sinnerandprejudice Now she's getting a show on Syfy called "The Internet Ruined My Life"

What's really ironic (and very sad) is that just a few weeks after this aired, it was announced that the show was ending at the end of the year as he was replacing Letterman on TLS.

"We almost lost me! I'm never gonna take me for granted ever again." I miss these kinds of lines so much!

I love how he used this moment to trash everyone and everything who made this such a ridiculous story: Twitter for giving people the chance to assume the worst right away, the hashtag activist for rushing to conclusions before understanding the segment in context, the news media who jump on something like this to force us to think this is some big deal when it's not, etc.

@Czeckie

6 жыл бұрын

I think the original hashtag activist understood the context.

I didn't even know about the redskins foundation, and I knew in an instant that what Colbert did was pure satire. Seriously people, it's not that difficult...

Stephen and his crew of writers are incredibly talented. There is no filler. Every single line he says is satire. These folks are more punk than the punk movement.

@JohnDoe-lz8vw

2 жыл бұрын

this did not age well at all

@civildissension

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-lz8vw I probably agree. But for the books, please elaborate!

@JohnDoe-lz8vw

2 жыл бұрын

@@civildissension look up colbert vax dance. dude is a puppet for the establishment

@civildissension

2 жыл бұрын

​@@JohnDoe-lz8vwYeah. There's a lot to be said here. Things have definitely changed. Thanks for posting

@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811

2 жыл бұрын

@@civildissension crazy to see you around on the same account six years later.

Coming back to this years later, and seeing it with new eyes. He's such an excellent artist. His navigation of this is so graceful and full of play as well as good substantive rebuttal. He makes it look effortless.

The man puts satires in his satires. I can't even.

I am offensive, and I find this Asian.

@charlesvan13

9 жыл бұрын

Eddie (EBWM) This has nothing to do with bad drivers.

@jasamkhp

8 жыл бұрын

ugh don't you know chairs are a trigger for me

@ivanolivas9897

8 жыл бұрын

+Eddie (EBWM) I am a Jew and I find this money $:)$

@The_Primary_Axiom

8 жыл бұрын

+Ivan olivas I'm an Ariyan

@The_Primary_Axiom

8 жыл бұрын

hah allah human kind

Man I miss this show...being able to watch a man disarm absurdity with absurdity.. No one did it better in late night.

That moment when you accidentally predict the next decade

I am an asian-american and I did not find this offensive at all. This comment was supposed to be racist to show how stupid the name of the Redskins Organization was. I actually found it hilarious :D

@radmoonable

4 жыл бұрын

@Marilyn Newman omg, that's exactly the point. Redskins was very offensive and degrading term using to insult native Americans. Hence the charity being named that is racist.

@manuelb5466

4 жыл бұрын

@Marilyn Newman "You know that most Americans have Indian blood in them?" Yeah gonna need a source on that

@flingage

Ай бұрын

​@@manuelb5466 Source: _"they made it up"_

“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." - Stephen Fry

I miss this version of Colbert. I don't know if it's the writing team or the network's unwillingness to take risks with their jokes but Colbert's current stint on the Late Show seems really bland by comparison

@rileygalvin2

2 жыл бұрын

I think now that he’s on a big network now he can take less risks

@mh2120

2 жыл бұрын

The Late Show has a much larger audience and decades of pedigree to live up to than The Colbert Report. Much like the two Jimmy shows, they have to pander to the lowest common denominator to an extent to keep the views up and the sponsors/Network happy. Sort of like how you can cruise around carefree in a cheap beater car, but you better take extra care if grandpa lends you the keys to his mint condition 57 Chevy.

@Warden033

2 жыл бұрын

It's a late show, not a late night satirical show. But this is missed for sure.

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileygalvin2 He really needs to just do what he always did before without regard for cancellation threats. The worst that could happen is that he loses his Late Show gig and becomes even bigger online, but he's well-established enough and network TV is hemorrhaging money and talent to streaming and other nontraditional platforms to a sufficient degree that it's more likely the network would ultimately cave.

@TerrenceNowicki

2 жыл бұрын

@@mh2120 Network TV is more like a 57 Chevy with an empty gas tank after all the gas stations have been replaced by EV charging ports. A smart, bold, and courageous personality with an established brand which is independent of his carrier would recognize this and go out of his way to exceed their demanded restraints, with little regard for how it might affect his bottom line, especially someone who came into it with as much money as Colbert had to begin with. Letterman was a symbol of this when he established the Late Show-it was basically founded on it, considering the circumstances of his departure from NBC. I was and remain honestly shocked that Colbert's totally failed to live up to his example, because it should have been easy for the latter to build on it instead.

That Malkin burn was absolutely savage. Mic. Drop.

"so in a sense, I was cancelled for 3 days, just like Jesus" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A LEGEND

also that " was cancelled for 3 days" joke was golden!!!!

I prefer this Colbert over the one we have today.

@taylorh.3484

4 жыл бұрын

Stix Xploits This Colbert is an actual character that Stephen portrays. The real Stephen can play him anytime he wants.

@sneakyvictorsneakyvictor7658

4 жыл бұрын

Go make America great again Kanye West wannabe 😂😂

@believer4002

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain what happened to this and why he is so different than he is in «the late show» now... I am pretty new to him

@Wigfield84

3 жыл бұрын

@@believer4002 He used to be on Comedy Central playing a satirical conservative version of himself. That character was a spin off of the right-wing pundit he played on The Daily Show (back with Jon Stewart). The show was great, but I don't think it would work now. His character was a crazy fun house mirror held up to the media and politicians, but now it's not even crazy ENOUGH for what's been happening. After a bunch of years, he got tired of the character and was getting ready to call it a day, and then he got the call to be the new host of The Late Show. He's just his own self on that show.

@believer4002

3 жыл бұрын

Wigfield84 thank you

We need this Colbert now more than ever. I don't know where Steven Colbert has been hiding the last few years, but some one should see if his twin brother Steven on Late Nite can find him and bring him and the Colbert Report back.

I love this man and his writing staff so much!! More class and smarts in 3 seconds of airtime than 30 hours of "news" coverage.

@willwrite3675

6 ай бұрын

No

@askew9976

Ай бұрын

He gets better with age.

I'm half Asian and I understood what his point was. He was attacking the racist foundation with satire. I love that this Suey girl is so full of herself that she doesn't even realize she's fighting herself.

@randomnessrules4971

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda hypocritical, eh Tojo?

I feel like there's definitely at least one conservative out there that has yet to realize that the Colbert Report was a satire...

@swerx250

4 жыл бұрын

Colbert did a QnA with his audience on the late show. He said there was a study on the Colbert report between Rep and Dems. The question was "What political leaning do you truly believe Colbert has?" or something along those lines. Dems stated that they thought the Colbert report was a satire, and he is left leaning. Rep stated that they believed Colbert is conservative who pretends to be left after gaining the trust of the left during the Colbert report. Obviously they don't represent all Reps or Dems, but there are people who believe this is him being serious.

@ucimobile0468

4 жыл бұрын

Regina Phalange Bill O’Reilly never knew when Stephen was trolling him

@reginaphalange2637

4 жыл бұрын

Deathlok The Demolisher he’s not too bright to begin with

@ekibirigeable

4 жыл бұрын

Way more than one

@ekibirigeable

4 жыл бұрын

@Blake Vehrs The best thing about it is the monologue

I miss the old Colbert.

When people get offended by a comedian, that should show you their level of intellect and maturity.

@doraaaa0613

8 жыл бұрын

The internet in action, right here.

@PeytonSmith

8 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@Venomine95

8 жыл бұрын

nageorgiou2 His support of her was satire in itself.

@nageorgiou2

8 жыл бұрын

Venomine95 Really? I thought it was pretty genuine. If not genuine thats great.

@nh-a6713

8 жыл бұрын

+nageorgiou2 everything he says of this show is satire, he doesnt believe any of it

This is the second one of this guy's video's I've seen, and I love him already :D

@StormsandSaugeye

8 жыл бұрын

+Cybermat47 I'm honestly surprised that people exist who don't know about Stephen Colbert... His show was hilarious.

@frostythechimneysweep4144

8 жыл бұрын

+Amy Well not everyone lives in the US - and its hard to look for someone on the net you don't even know exists (Y'know like Americans visavi the rest of the worlds anything)

@StormsandSaugeye

8 жыл бұрын

FrostytheChimneysweep Eh, I went into it with the assumption that "If it's been super popular in Japan, the UK, Argentina of all places, Peru, Germany,The Philippines, Vanuatu, Costa Rica, China, Taiwan, Thailand and France, then it's popular enough that most people tend to at least know of Colbert. (All countries I have visited.)

@frostythechimneysweep4144

8 жыл бұрын

Amy That only leaves some 175 countries then :) You are a lot more well traveled than I am though and I really shouldn't have done the snide American comment. It's just a lot of US Americans seem to believe in people outside the US only theoretically.

@StormsandSaugeye

8 жыл бұрын

FrostytheChimneysweep That is a fair analysis of Americans though. The point is that given the media saturation in first and second world countries that I know of, I expect the random selection to be representative of the bigger trend. Could I be wrong? Fuck yeah man! But ultimately, given that saturation, it comes down to basic surprise when the notion that others are ignorant of colbert is brought up.

Once Steve left Comedy Central he was no longer the true comedian, he is now an awkward silly man.

I find it hilarious reading comments of people not realizing that this entire show was a character by Colbert & that talk show is his real self

Brilliant. Nothing is a better comeback then humor. Well done! #cancelmichelle

People these days just can't wait to be offended. They dismiss jokes, sense of humor, and satire for their own made up causes. This society needs to get a grip.

@imdetamilboy

10 жыл бұрын

Explain more on what exactly you mean by that?

@flateric8018

10 жыл бұрын

Brown Cinephile People are selective to only what offends them. If every offensive joke or piece of humor was banned, there would literally be no humor left. You don't have a right to not be offended.

@Gurillafut

10 жыл бұрын

Brown Cinephile You really just don't get it. "I was good with all the things stated until his "I don't see race" comment. " Your part of the problem.

@27STS

10 жыл бұрын

Cristian Ortega This is a reoccurring joke. Have you ever seen this show before? He's playing a character. It's not his real personality, that's why it's a joke.

@Gurillafut

10 жыл бұрын

ceebee27sts I can see how I confused commentors like yourself. I completely understand and am a big fan of Colbert. I was quoting Brown Shitpile's comment from earlier.

I'm Welsh, and I find this offensive. Shit, I'm so pale that "white" is considered "a person of color".

Colbert Report > Late Night with Stephen Colbert! Miss the old Stephen so much!

Oh sweet, Colbert Nation footage that's available in my country :)

@KyleTrojanMurphy

10 жыл бұрын

You must be Canadian too haha

@marksmithwas12

10 жыл бұрын

Kyle Trojan Murphy Actually, I'm from England. Comedy Central keep blocking access to all and any of their footage from all websites online -.-

@XFX40

10 жыл бұрын

Tyerel Read Hmm wow Am in Malaysia it works fine Colbert and the dailyshow. Looks like ISP problem.

PLEASE, as an Asian Idgaf about what he said. Like it was really not a big deal pls

@sabin97

9 жыл бұрын

are you sure? because suey park said it was so racist.... like....how racism slavery and orientalism(i have no idea what the fuck orientalism even is....assuming that's a real word), all contribute to white supremacy.... yeah i can see why you'd distance yourself from her....good choice!

@ProtoGhostal1701

9 жыл бұрын

sabin97 Are you acting, or are you genuinely stupid?

@sabin97

9 жыл бұрын

The Volcano Worshpers Club do you consider it stupid to point out the stupidity of suey park?

@ProtoGhostal1701

9 жыл бұрын

sabin97 You are genuinely stupid. I'm sorry for doubting you.

@sabin97

9 жыл бұрын

The Volcano Worshpers Club fair enough, but just out of curiosity what exactly makes you think i'm stupid?

Ironic, since Malkin is railing against "cancel culture"

I thought "In Defence of Internment" was fake but my God it is real

@greenlaw6503

3 жыл бұрын

... they had It coming

Well done.

Hmm, I wonder if the reason he specifically chose Swift is because people at the time didn't get the irony in A Modest Proposal - which is sort of what this clip is about. Clever :D

@Zeuts85

9 жыл бұрын

pederbull I laughed my ass off at that one. I would have thought the Colbert audience to be better educated. A shame...

i like the late show... but colbert report was genius

1:22 I feel like John Oliver's Last Week Tonight bit about Bud Light during the FIFA episodes was inspired by that moment.

I'm Asian and I approve this message! Colbert Nation Forever!

Cannot wait to have this guy back on my tv every night.

This show was fucking incredible, and it kept getting better as time went on

Colbert fucking rekt Malkin, holy shit

@trinelangohr6661

8 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. That burn is not going to heal quickly...

@futuregohan4837

7 жыл бұрын

Colbert Nailed That Idiot

This is the problem with society. No one can take a joke. They always think everything is offensive even though they aren't offended by it. They just think that someone is going to be offended

@KristenNguyen009

8 жыл бұрын

+Matt Schumacher I would be offend too if i didnt know the context. you cant go around saying hurtful racial defamation and expect people to be happy about. You know what this is called? Harrassment and bullying disguise as shitty jokes. Same reason you can't go to work and tell Linda the receptionist she looks ugly and then say its her problem if she can't take a joke

@ryanfloch6054

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenny Roc *"Harrassment and bullying disguise as shitty jokes"* I lol'ed.

@mattschumacher4581

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenny Roc well maybe you should learn the fucking context. You call this "harassment and bullying in the form of jokes" when you don't even respect Colbert enough to research the context before you make the assumption that he's a racist. Especially when Colbert is known for playing a character who is racist and ignorant. And it's not a shitty joke it's fucking hilarious how he mocks the owner of the Redskins

@mattschumacher4581

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenny Roc and he wasn't making fun of Asians at all he was making fun of the Redskins so your Linda the receptionist analogy makes no sense cause Colbert didn't have the intent of offending the Asian people.

This is my first time watching a Colbert segment, his straight faced comedy is simply genius i cant wait to see him replace Letterman!

The fact that i'm watching this years after i watched it as a younger kid makes me finally understand the Jonathan swift joke. Satisfaction.

This may be the most epic comedic monologue in history.

2:36 "WHAT?!"

@gamer8185

8 жыл бұрын

+Dummy10000 Dave Chappelle's impression of Lil Jon

That last part with Jesus killed me XD

@Tober13

10 жыл бұрын

See ya in 3 days!

@Denied1213

10 жыл бұрын

I don't particularly like Colbert but damn this skit got me laughing

I’ve never watched colbert report but this was better than anything he’s done since he took over the late show

@Stormtrooper-oc4vn

2 жыл бұрын

Go watch the hunger games on late show it's fricken hilarious like the old stuff

@freya8133

Жыл бұрын

Not really.

Sad fact is he was funnier as a faux conservative than anything he ever did with his late night show. RIP Colbert Report you will be dearly missed.

@Adriandz271

3 жыл бұрын

I disagree. I love what he is doing now. Both shows are differently awesome. So Fact is - your opinion is not a fact, its just your opinion.

@fenwayify

3 жыл бұрын

@@Adriandz271 It may be opinion, but I think the preponderance of evidence demonstrates that it is also a fact.

@lavenderlavender3952

3 жыл бұрын

@@fenwayify that's not how opinions work. Something can't be an opinion and a fact. It's one or the other.

@HellaGust

3 жыл бұрын

​@@lavenderlavender3952 Questionable. One can have an opinion which is factually true. Say, for instance that someone has an opinion which is absolutely true but they themselves don't know that - that would make it both 100% an opinion and 100% factual. Example: Galileo was of the *opinion* that the earth orbited the sun. He then proved it as a fact. But surely doing so did not make him change his at the time rather controversial opinion. He was still of the opinion that the earth orbited the sun. And it was a fact that it did so even before it was proven. Ergo it was simultaneously an opinion and a fact. "Opinion" and "fact" are not necessarily two different points on the same scale. They can be, but it's not a given. In this case we're talking about something being "funnier" than something else. Comedy isn't easily quantifiable, so anything regarding to it will essentially be opinion. It may be *popular* opinion, and it may be an easily defended opinion, but that's not the same as being a fact. However, that doesn't mean that the two are *always* mutually exclusive either. Language - it's complicated!

@fenwayify

3 жыл бұрын

@@lavenderlavender3952 I was trying to be diplomatic...and the Colbert Report sharp skewering has been sorely missed and was funnier (in my opinion)...

Stephen Colbert is simply brilliant!!!!

people honestly think they can change the world with hashtags?

@sabin97

9 жыл бұрын

and tumblr.... modern feminism is funny :)

@VestinVestin

9 жыл бұрын

It's a step up from trying to change the world by praying really REALLY hard, don't you think? I'm more surprised that people seem to believe cancelling comedy shows they dislike would somehow change the world for the BETTER.

@TheAnthonysmith15

9 жыл бұрын

Vestin I wish they'd go back to praying really hard... you know, silently...

@outdoormirrorist3404

9 жыл бұрын

loose the tags, keep the hash...

@axzell2

9 жыл бұрын

Carlos Chaves #change :)

And here's Colbert now denying that there is such a thing as cancel culture

What a lovely time capsule to randomly visit today (laaaaate June 2018)...

Ah I remember when I first heard about this. I thought the hole thing was funny and stupid. Especially when Anita Sarkeesian Said that Steven and his fans where "the virtual embodiment of patriarchy's crowd sourced police" Glad to see the two of them get over their differences.So she could in person take his manhood.

I miss you Colbert.... What did they do to you???

@grammarofficerkrupke4398

2 жыл бұрын

They got to him.

It's funny how at 0:46 they showed Colbert's actual response to the tweet on the news...

@bobolob

7 жыл бұрын

Good eye. Just shows how stupid they are.

@seanreed6652

7 жыл бұрын

bobolob Or just how much they don't care... more than likely both though.

Who would think a means of communication limited to one-hundred and forty characters would create misunderstandings? LOL.

I'm laughing so damn hard now..

Can we bring this back instead of the bullshit that he does now

this was an absolutely flawless segment

Don't lump us all as one because of the behavior of a few imbeciles, thanks. Sincerely, A member of the internet.

@mjSnap

10 жыл бұрын

Hmm, when did "the internet" start handing out memberships?

@Denied1213

10 жыл бұрын

I became a member of the internet and all I got was this lousy youtube account

@reganisawesome123

5 жыл бұрын

Denied1213 that sucks dude the shirt is soft as heck

He makes jokes about all races and religions. I do not take him seriously. This is pure entertainment for me. I love this show. He is a damned fool.

@FrozenUtopia

10 жыл бұрын

He's not supposed to be taken seriously. The whole point of his show is to poke fun at conservative crackpots who do stupid things. Anyone who takes him seriously is brain-dead. You're alright. :)

@HaloWhores

10 жыл бұрын

Yep

@tommyodonovan3883

10 жыл бұрын

Maurice Westbrook not islame he doesn't or the way islame treats nonarabies and woman

2:36 Did anyone else catch that "WOW!"?

the fact their was people who thought this was not satire

Every time the audience applauds he just takes a drink lol.

Most amazing "fuck you" ever lol

So much FUN watching Stephen Colbert! When he doesn't make the news, he just stirs the pot! Love his humor!

Classic Colbert so much funnier than current Colbert

@davidmatthys481

2 жыл бұрын

Msnbc bought him

@rocklee33221

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmatthys481 and Comedy Central didn’t allow him to use this character either.

@cslcastillo

2 жыл бұрын

yesss! ikr

@rick6582CNCMedicalParts

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmatthys481 100% sheep 🐑..

@joleaneshmoleane8358

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmatthys481 yeah. He’s the worst now. Seriously the WORST!! He’s such a propagandist. Idk how he lives with himself.

3:00 Whoever thought 140 characters would create chaos and missunderstanding. I never thought it would get someone to stupidly crazy enough to climb that chaos ladder to the White house. And yes I am watching this in 2020

@helman-tov

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it's 280 characters now, so it's probably enough for the leader of the free world.

Man, I miss this Stephen Colbert.

Oh how we miss this guy

"Sometimes I tweet from @StevenAtHome, at work in the bathroom" LIKE YA DO

You cannot destroy Colbert, you can only make him stronger!

Brilliant satire, as always!

I miss Colbert and Stewart from this period. They were the greatest and the quickest.

Colbert Report > Late Show

That was pretty monologging :) The jesus tie in - Brilliant !!!