The distressed tone in Stephen's voice when he says "He's got claws for hands" gets me every time

@spdutahraptor777

6 жыл бұрын

yeah... but the "I LOST TO BARRY MANILOW!!" is epic

@3QuaNiMiTyy

3 жыл бұрын

It's like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

@liamio2802

3 жыл бұрын

I miss Stephen Colbert the character so much

@NateSwetland

2 жыл бұрын

@@spdutahraptor777 by oj

@jonroach1587

2 жыл бұрын

@@spdutahraptor777 FCC just b

Harrison Ford losing his shit in the audience is my favourite part haha

@HotDaffodil

9 жыл бұрын

mine too

@talkingdonkey1817

9 жыл бұрын

RunawayKiwi Han Solo is the best!

@IsaacAllison

9 жыл бұрын

Talking Donkey Cause He Shot First

@callme7691

9 жыл бұрын

RunawayKiwi you know you're killing it when Ford's laughing haha

@RunawayKiwi

9 жыл бұрын

CallMe Right? Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones are like the audience comedy-meters. If they're laughing, you're owning.

1:24 catching harrison ford laughing like that is the best thing ever

@fleurinoue4928

8 жыл бұрын

+Marc Antonios to get harrison ford to even laugh in itself is an achievement

@alvinchipmunkstein4888

8 жыл бұрын

Life is complete

@RolandMcGruner

8 жыл бұрын

+Fleur Inoue yes but if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? (pics or didn't happen)

@readsomebooks666

7 жыл бұрын

That's not how the Ford works!

@maryann7619

3 жыл бұрын

He's stoned.

Love how Jon Stewart underplays his role so perfectly. He's basically the straight man, generously letting Colbert get all the big laughs. A true pro.

@gabebendetowitz1363

2 жыл бұрын

Now a days it’s usually the other way around with them

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Best Kindergarten Teacher

@susansucks9472

Жыл бұрын

since i heard the conan story i have the feeling they just both be them self in that sketch.. the brave nice atheist and the other guy

@claytonbrown7120

Жыл бұрын

The anti trumptards!

@user-cw1gd2em6j

3 ай бұрын

I thought unenthusiastically reading a prompter, glorifying reality television was hilarious..

If you get Harrison Ford to laugh at your skit, then you nailed it.

@butterflymoon6368

Жыл бұрын

alison hammond!

@ReaLifeHDchannel

9 ай бұрын

1:24

man I forgot how over the top Colbert's character used to be, I can't even imagine how he managed to stay in character for so many years

@lesliesterling826

2 жыл бұрын

nine beautiful glorious years

@213byron

2 жыл бұрын

Back when he was funny

@justAman548

Жыл бұрын

He slapped himself so hard that had to have regretted doing it

@casmatt99

Жыл бұрын

@@213byron he was funny because he was satirizing your idols, and you imbeciles couldn't tell the difference

@nogglebeak

Жыл бұрын

@@213byron he's still alright, but his peak was definitely in the col-bear character.

They were both perfect. Jon's facial expressions and Stephen's contempt. My favorite two men in show business - EVER.

@scarolinispicks4073

Ай бұрын

two glitching demons

Stephen Colbert is hitting really close to home....... "Kneel before you God, Babylon!" Damn...

@jasonmartin4775

8 жыл бұрын

+Mehbobo Torp lol alas tis true.

@violetinthesun1756

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr!! i died!!

@forbes646

7 жыл бұрын

+Candy Harrison can yall explain it to me?

@abbeylinsky3237

6 жыл бұрын

forbes646 Babylon was a nation in the Middle East a few thousand years ago and it took Israel into captivity back then for awhile. It was known by the Israelites and the Old Testament as a godless, sinful nation full of idol-worship, so Stephen was basically jokingly referring to the Hollywood audience as like a modern-day Babylon and calling the award a golden idol.

@terrillmaxwell3862

6 жыл бұрын

Mehbobo Torp powerful right? Mannnnnn

1:23 harrison ford is actually laughing, well there is a first time for everything

@imgonnastealyourgirl

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, look up more recent interviews. He's more calm now, and has fun during interviews.

@jazzingirl

7 жыл бұрын

+Thomas Jeremy Visser that's because he almost died

@loryvvell2

7 жыл бұрын

Watch him on Graham Norton show (season 14 episode 1). I have never seen Harrison laugh so much.

"He's got claws for hands" was delivered so brilliantly. Love these two.

2016 and it never gets old

@quiksix25

8 жыл бұрын

KZread keeps asking if i want to watch it again- yes please

@jdas5842

7 жыл бұрын

2017 . It's still fucking gold.

@xaviotesharris891

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdas5842 2021

@frenchiesaparis5741

3 ай бұрын

2024 and it never gets old 😉

@Drangatang

2 ай бұрын

2024 called

His sudden tone change at 2:14 killed me.

@StanleyCornfield

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeremy O. I know right!

"KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, BABYLON!!" Gotta hand it to Colbert. He's not afraid one bit of slamming somebody to their face. Makes me excited to see what he does with the Late Show.

@Xzamilloh

10 жыл бұрын

It won't be _this_ Stephen Colbert... this one is a fake character. It will be the real Stephen Colbert

@bachthoven1685

10 жыл бұрын

Xzamilloh The real Colbert is also hilarious, he has done several comedic events out of character and he was just as funny!

@Xzamilloh

10 жыл бұрын

bachthoven1685 Then YAY!!!

@Rebazar

10 жыл бұрын

Small potatoes, my friend! If you haven't already seen it, look up a video of Colbert hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2006... right smack in the middle of the second Dubya term! Somehow, they took his act at face value and invited him to host... which they regret almost immediately for the next 25 minutes. Great stuff!

@AntonAdelson

9 жыл бұрын

Rebazar I'm too scared to watch it, still. I've always felt uncofortable watching uncomfortable moments and it feels like THAT ONE takes the cake of cakes!

Colbert is actually a really good actor. He plays such a caricature with believable conviction and frankly (in my humble opinion) is the best satirist of the 21st century.

@c.w.9501

2 жыл бұрын

He was so good at playing the over-the-top conservative, it took me quite a while to realize he wasn't actually a conservative. I thought he was just taking it to 11 for comedic purposes.

@eutropius2699

Жыл бұрын

@@c.w.9501 I heard somewhere that he was actually a conservative. I find that hard to believe due to how far left his show leans

@c.w.9501

Жыл бұрын

@@eutropius2699 Yeah, he's definitely not a conservative. He's spoken many times about how hard it was to stay "in character" during certain events. The Late Show if very left-leaning.

@cejannuzi

Жыл бұрын

He turned out to be a whiny shitlib bitch afraid of his own shadow.

@itsybitsy999

Жыл бұрын

Such a shame he sold out and became another corporate liberal shill.

Can we take a minute to appreciate Conan's awesome joke that the crowd ruined by cheering too soon?

@rtgall4235

8 жыл бұрын

+Scott K Just common knowledge.

@ARCtrooperblueleader

8 жыл бұрын

+Scott K It's so true though. >_>

@chiyo-chanholocaust8143

8 жыл бұрын

I think people started cheering exactly cuz they got the joke

@nicolelewis1678

8 жыл бұрын

Not a joke if it's a fact

@kiddcampbell

8 жыл бұрын

+Scott K he copied it from a stand up comedian...

I love the throwaway line, “singing and dancing is not performing” that gets no laugh. These guys are genius.

"Can I hold one of yours?" "NO!" *holds Jon instead*

I can never get tired of watching this. Can we please, PLEASE, get them to host a ceremony together? Is that so hard to ask for?

@fe5018

6 жыл бұрын

S. With Colbert Report Stephen seizing the show from Late Show Stephen. We all miss him.

@mariadelrosariolc6206

2 жыл бұрын

Me too...

@NuiYabuko

Жыл бұрын

@@fe5018 Who's we?

"He's got claws for hands!!"

These guys are flawless together. They're like the white Key and Peele.

@Barcodedoctor

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Barnes no key and peele are black steward and colbert

@davehshs651

6 жыл бұрын

+Khurshed Mirov Whatever....

@kaivickers166

5 жыл бұрын

I miss John Stewart AND Key and Peele.

@NYCDom

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@inesalejandra2868

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Awesome.

When Stephen grabs Jon shoulder XD too funny and cute they are a great duo

Conan's opening line is perfect

@omarkhan5223

8 жыл бұрын

Under appreciated if you ask me.

@AizwellOfficial

8 жыл бұрын

+Omar Khan That's Conan's life...

@Abalamification

8 жыл бұрын

conan got a nice facial structure mmmmmmmm

@mstteff

7 жыл бұрын

Flew over my head. Care to explain? :/

@danielthesantos

7 жыл бұрын

Fox News is widely considered to be a propaganda for "conservative" causes, rather than an objective news outlet. Leaked internal memos have confirmed this to be intentional, but some viewers are still insanely loyal.

The way Stephen’s voice breaks on ‘he’s got claws for hands’

You know when Jeffery Tambor and John Lithgow are dying of laughter that you are crushing it. The others they cut to are just so deer in the headlights.

@hadracks

2 жыл бұрын

Harrison Ford was laughing hard and he is famous for being perpetually grumpy.

@ninja_tony

Жыл бұрын

@@hadracks yes, I love Harrison Ford, but it’s very rare to see him genuinely laugh or crack a smile.

The most quotable video on KZread. From Conan to Stewart and Colbert!

1:24 and here we see a rare image of Harrison Ford smiling.

"By giving you a golden idol to worship, kneel before your god Babylon!" I LOVE how Stephen delivered that line.

I still loose my composure every time watching this, it never becomes old ;p

Jon killed it when he started reading the crap on the teleprompter! Realized Colbert was right. First part to make me actually LOL

Every once in a while I need to go back and watch clips of what may be my favorite character from the 2000s, Stephen Colbert. The fictional version of himself was so completely brilliant in every way. The back to back of Daily Show with Jon then Colbert Report was possibly the greatest hour of tv ever.

@mylittlebuckaroo

8 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@itsmylife842

7 ай бұрын

I agree completely! They were both so great at what they did!

@truthseaker11.11

6 ай бұрын

Are you kidding me. Colbert was a sick human being. His acting sucked too. JS

Kneel before your god, Babylon! Oh man that's good.

I always laugh at how the Reality Show sign is cheaply flashing behind Stewart and Colbert.

Politics is like death; the less you care, the happier you are. But it still bites you on the ass in the end, though.

@AgentMacklinFBI

9 жыл бұрын

Damn I didn't know where that was gonna go but nice

@crabhands

9 жыл бұрын

How many different videos have you posted that comment on?

@sambarker6141

9 жыл бұрын

Samuel Cott Just this one, actually.

@crosbyalexander42

9 жыл бұрын

***** Pretty good quote though :)

@sambarker6141

9 жыл бұрын

crosbyalexander42 Thanks :)

"Wolverine, I could've lost to. HE'S GOT CLAWS FOR HANDS!" Best line ever!

Well what do you expect, they're the best pairing ever.

Just realized I can quote every line in this video because I've watched this like 1000 times

@fe5018

6 жыл бұрын

StillUpsetAboutRobbStark to be fair, this shit is so good it's quotable almost verbatim after the first listen. But yeah, it just doesn't get old!

it warps the mind of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies

@SapientSpaceApe

9 жыл бұрын

Resolve*

@MoldyBurger1

9 жыл бұрын

sorry! :)

@noemiapereira6670

9 жыл бұрын

MoldyBurger1 still funny :)

@BrianRollinsVO

3 жыл бұрын

And gets idiots elected to the White House.

@MoldyBurger1

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrianRollinsVO apparently

Stephen Colbert is the best thing on TV ..... He is so Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@tylerstalinescu3468

10 жыл бұрын

Tosh.O is pretty great too. *eats popcorn*

@tylerstalinescu3468

10 жыл бұрын

Sai Namuduri Cool bro. I didn't hear anything about this, so I just watch the funny videos of people being stupid. I don't know about that part about him wanting someone to rape someone else, though. And so what if he has a few jokes about rape. BTW, almost every show/movie on CC has racism in it. Get over it.

@spdcrzy

10 жыл бұрын

Tyler Stalinescu uh-huh. tell that to someone who survived child sexual abuse or a serial rapist. or someone who got shot just because they were black. or someone who got kicked out of school for being brown and "intimidating the other students".

@tylerstalinescu3468

10 жыл бұрын

Sai Namuduri Ok, man. Just chill out. I just said he's funny. You don't have to watch it, and the millions of people who watch it aren't racist either.

@daysand123

9 жыл бұрын

Tyler Stalinescu the person above you sounds like one of those people we like to call the feminazi tumblr brigade

This still brings me joy. These two together!

I love everything about this - the peak for me is at 2:02, seeing how tickled and delighted Donald Southerland is just gives me immense joy.

This is why I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. They address political/economic/sociopolitical issues through comedy.

@AngelDiMa22

10 жыл бұрын

The sky is blue. Any other stupidly obvious things you'd like to say?

@AlmostaFlipinSkater

10 жыл бұрын

AngelDiMa22 This is called the "comment section." I commented.

@AlmostaFlipinSkater

10 жыл бұрын

AngelDiMa22 You seem to be a very stuck-up narcissistic.

@FreshprinceObelair

10 жыл бұрын

The man was just making a statement of why he likes them. The morons you find on KZread now a days ...

@AngelDiMa22

10 жыл бұрын

Its literally just so mundane of a statement to make its not even worth making.

I miss seeing them together

@switchbuckle5th

10 жыл бұрын

...they're frequently together all the time, what are you talking about?

@IVfateVI

10 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling Jon Stewart will be a regular guest on The Late Show once Colbert takes over; so worry not.

harrison ford was actually laughing

I'm a history major, so that part about Babylon made me fucking die laughing.

@JackTallman

9 жыл бұрын

Wow, I could never understand human history because I'm not a history major. Jokes about the human race go completely over my head because I do not study previous events in the timeline of human life on earth. It's like I've never even heard of Babylon, one of the most famous empires in human history. Please, tell me more of your sophisticated ways!

@LacosTacosPacos

9 жыл бұрын

***** Cold in Michigan is it?

@JackTallman

9 жыл бұрын

eric j OH DEAR FUCKING JESUS HE HACKED HIS WAY OVER TO MY PROFILE SO NOW HE KNOWS MY GENERAL LOCATION CALL THE FUCKING INTERNET POLICE

@LacosTacosPacos

9 жыл бұрын

***** Hmm.

@JackTallman

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, dig a little deeper. That'll really show me.

I love how they are just in complete control of that crowd. Hundreds of professional actors and comedians, totally captivated, and Stewart and Colbert make it look so damn easy. That's the difference between professionals and masters right there.

They're both legends. I remember back when The Daily Show was just a funny take on the news and Stewart and Colbert were just a couple of comedians. It's amazing to see how far these two men and their respective shows have come over the last decade.

still gets me every time. such amazing comedic performers, great delivery

It's funny how they pass off the truth as a joke...

@murtsman1

9 жыл бұрын

what is the truth? that people in Cali are sinful?

@crystalevans3868

9 жыл бұрын

Murtsman1 Do you even know what religion Kappo is? Way to fail man.

@Velo222able

9 жыл бұрын

Murtsman1 People everywhere are sinful. Hollywood just tends to shine the spotlight a little brighter on that fact, and it's more evident/noticeable -- sadly.

@isaiahdaniels5643

9 жыл бұрын

KappoDB Hey man, what's to be said. Sin is fun.

@umbroog7342

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Burrows For a season

He's got claws for hands.

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOOOOD BABYLON!!!!!

240p we meet again!!

@Mr_Bob_A_Feet

8 жыл бұрын

Hello darkness my old friend

@finanzkrise

8 жыл бұрын

+Caleb Raymer Please don't change your avatar, it fits so perfect with that comment :D

@madhatter3421

8 жыл бұрын

Matteo B. XD

@namelastname4077

3 жыл бұрын

the past will always be in low resolution

@blackfoot7925

3 жыл бұрын

Might as well be radio

"The results are often dramatic and always unexpected, we're here to honor achievement in that category." "By giving you a golden idol to worship, kneel before your god Babylon!" "This is... uh... this is about the Manilow thing..." "I lost to Barry Manilow!"

@remychase

7 жыл бұрын

Wolverine, I could have lost to. He's got claws for hands!

@kellbell79

7 жыл бұрын

Chase Salyer I love how high his voice gets when he says that line. So funny.

@lordilluvondy8494

7 жыл бұрын

+Chase Salyer "Can I hold one of yours?" "No!"

@rogerwilco2

3 жыл бұрын

They are being dramatic and unexpected.

Colbert is so funny I swear!

this is still brilliant 12 years later.

Oh Jon, please come back to us!!!

@TomCatFromMA

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry :*( He's too busy entertaining the rest of us making millions of dollars and winning Emmy's. Sad?

@dielaughing73

3 жыл бұрын

JON STEWART FOR SCOTUS

Oh my goodness, these 2 are magical. I keep coming back to them - in tears. It's so good!

how the hell didn't universe implode at that very moment these two brilliant people were on stage together.

@cristiancardenas5822

9 жыл бұрын

They're always together

@theunknownbeing7

9 жыл бұрын

Because they are meant to be obviously.

@fe5018

6 жыл бұрын

3 though. I don't even like Conan as a comic but still having him as the one introducing them brought this to another level.

God Colbert does an amazing Bill O'Reilly impression haha...

"I lost to Barry Manilow" Best Line Ever

Truly is the best Emmy moment ever!! Thanks so much for the Upload 😘❤️♾️🕉️🔥🖖

Nice dig at FOX, Conan.

@Nirotix

9 жыл бұрын

Well, it's true. False Noise is TERRIBLE.

@dsskddd463

8 жыл бұрын

Nirotix 'False Noise.' Literally underage Redditor the post.

The timing of this routine is PERFECT!

Awesome. Colbert and Stewart hit this one out of the ballpark.

Even Harrison Ford is laughing.

What's even funnier than this sketch, is all the people in the comments who don't understand what Colbert is actually doing here

Can't believe I've missed the emmys 20 years in a row

@FullRetardPoliceNGFT

10 жыл бұрын

You haven't missed anything important...

Where Stephen says "He's got claws for hands" and ends with a high pitched voice is awesome

For those who are, for whatever reason, lacking in the understanding of satire, the reason this REALLY works is that Colbert built up the tension with the right-wing psychobabble you often hear on AM radio concerning Hollywood liberalism. That tension comes crashing down with the fervent statement I LOST TO BARRY MANILOW! THAT'S why this bit works. It reminds you that everyone, even Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity--or, for the sake of political balance, Randy Rhodes and Nike Malloy--are just performers looking for an award to feel validated. This is intelligent satire, and it's unfortunately lost on a few generations of Americans dummied down by the very thing these two are presenting awards for: Reality TV.

@jackal59

9 жыл бұрын

Absolutely true, and what sells it is both the writing and their performance. I find Stewart's discomfort after declaiming, "Award show banter is not pablum!" nearly as funny as Colbert's anguish, though the later gets punched up by the shots of people in the audience who are just losing it.

@jackal59

9 жыл бұрын

***** The great thing about it is that there's room both for what we were saying to each other and for ... whatever it is you do. (I assume it involves cheese, possibly from a can.)

@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow

9 жыл бұрын

Tell it to your leaders. Even the Republicans that ran the country at the time thought Colbert was an actual conservative, which is scary considering those guys have the launch codes and absolute power. Couldn't stop laughing at the outcome of that White House Correspondents' Dinner in '06. Colbert roasted Dubya like a pig on a spit. It looked like he was going to have an aneurysm.

@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's called life, cupcake. People don't always get along. Deal with it. Anyways, thanks for wishing me, an awful and hateful person, a good day, you backwards conservative.

@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow

9 жыл бұрын

*****

“I lost to BARRY MANILO!!!” I felt that. Back in high school my dance troupe did one of our concerts and 80% of the numbers must have been Barry Manilo. Someone made a mock program for the show and called it The Barry Manilo Review. And yes, Copa cabana was in the lineup. It was the funniest thing ever! I feel your pain Steven!

This is why I watch Colbert! Brilliant!

I watch this once a week. Beyond funny.

Jon Stewart's impact on everything cannot be over stated.

Should have never broke this duo up, they are simply epic!

@einundsiebenziger5488

Жыл бұрын

... have never broken* ...

@shawnjohnson9763

10 күн бұрын

​@@einundsiebenziger5488Don't be a grammar shark. 😂

I'll admit... I paused at every frame of the audience's reaction, because I was so amazed that, in every single shot, every person in it had a smile on their face. There's not many comedic moments that are capable of pulling that off.

The Daily Show followed by the Colbert Report was the greatest hour of tv for a long time. Politicians were literally afraid to do their shows. Nancy Pelosi forbid democrats from going on for over two years, and republicans just refused for the most part. I miss the Colbert Report so much.

I wonder how long it will take for history to look back at these two and now, John Oliver, to sincerely thank them for just opening our eyes and telling the truth about the state of affairs through comedy.

@king-reaper8210

Жыл бұрын

Im finding it out bro really the tower of babel was located in Quebec canada (louis babel ) its a park but in french louis means( famous warrior ) + babel.

HE'S GOT CLAWS FOR hands

This is STILL the funniest emmy skit ive seen

I enjoy Stephen Colbert but I miss Stephen Colbert.

Whenever I need a light hearted good laugh I come here.

Sometimes I think American humor has gone all to hell - based these days almost always on fat, dressed-down, low-life idiots with their crude schoolboy jokes, and sex and bodily functions. It makes me long for a Nichols and May skit. But then I watch these two guys and I realize that subtlety, elegance, articulate, intelligent satire, literacy, dressed-up dignity, and three-dimensional wit are not only alive and well - but still even widely appreciated. Bless you, Jon and Stephen.

@masongal21

9 жыл бұрын

John Oliver? Bo Burnham?

@travispenn2145

9 жыл бұрын

I think maybe all DivineSimply does is watch Family Guy and makes assumptions based on a crude humour show that that's the way all Americans act.

@lordsauron2074

9 жыл бұрын

Murica'

@j3e125

9 жыл бұрын

I agree on the dressed down part.

@MoldyBurger1

9 жыл бұрын

i want martin-lewis stuff back

How can you not love these two? I dont think i've ever seen such a wide range of celebrities enjoy an emmy performance so much. The best part is most of them have been on Stewart's or Colbert's show. These two are legends, and i'm glad to have the privilege to be able to turn on comedy central every week night and watch these two masters at work. the world would suck alot harder without them.

The camera work is pure gold. *KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD, BABYLON!* Shot changes to the camera panning behind the Emmy statue and the crowd *AHHH THIS IS TOO GOOD*

People are laughing but he (Colbert) was actually saying the truth though.... it's like dave chapelle. When he talks about serious stuff he make people laugh but most of them don't realize he is talking about very sensitive stuff

@hakimmounir585

8 жыл бұрын

Mes ben

@glassXmoon

8 жыл бұрын

+JustAName Yep, the definition of complete and total satire.

@iTechRevolutionTV

8 жыл бұрын

Kaspurr Cakes yup

@sandysimpson4785

8 жыл бұрын

yep...hidden in plain sight...

@tropicallife4449

8 жыл бұрын

The truths you cling to are based on your own personal point of view. Other's points of view may be similar, or very greatly. Therefore truth is relative to the beholder.

I saw this live and is my all time favorite moment of Emmy history

I love how the Emmys give out an award for reality tv by having the two presenters insult it, and the applause by real actors and writers, etc.

Harrison Ford at 1:24 is just awesome.

2018 and I still laugh! Absolutely love this!

1:25 thats the happiest i've ever seen Harrison Ford

@mistacoz

10 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I thought that too, he looked like he was genuinely loving the moment.

I am 13 years old, and I love Stephen and Jon. This might sound a bit stupid of me, but I think that their shows are possibly more legitimate than the shows that take shit seriously in some aspects. Their shows have actually made me a little more politically aware. I can't say the same for the other kids at my school. Hahaha. I think one of the funniest moments in Stephen Colbert's Show, was when he discussed the mess up at Fox when they announced the false names of the Asian airlines crash. Wi To Lo Holi Fuk Bing Dang Ow

@TheRealAmerica1776

10 жыл бұрын

Give this kid a medal

@nataliequellete1068

10 жыл бұрын

***** Guys, thank you! Every single like and comment makes me smile!

@nataliequellete1068

10 жыл бұрын

Excuse, me? Bitch how about you shut up, and leave me alone. I'm the most politically aware kid in my fucking grade. I have written an entire paper on gun control laws, while other kids wrote about social media and shit. I wouldn't be fucking surprised if you were one of those kids. So, how about you fucking point that shot gun at those bastards of politicans down at Fox, or CNN. Instaed of a kid who has more common sense than you. By the way, I my dad owns 3 shot guns, a semi auto, and a hunting rifle. So go ahead and try, I want to see how close you get. :o)

@nataliequellete1068

10 жыл бұрын

The only reason I ranted was because I am pissed because my parents are thinking about getting a divorce, and I can only handle so much bullshit at a time. Besides, I understand what you are getting at and I agree with you. I mean, that's what I meant when I said, go shoot the bastards at Fox and CNN. I watch Bill O'Reilly, Wolf Blitzer, and couple of others. Hell, I watched the state of the union meeting. That paper I wrote on gun control laws, I basically said that we needed gun control, but the policies we have now need to be altered. I just took the opinions of both parties and made my own opinion. So I do understand. Besides, when that one guy said someone should shoot me, I got absolutely angry.

@ceetee4621

10 жыл бұрын

Not sure how politically aware you are if you found the asian names to be one of the funniest bits, I find the political bits funny. It's great to be politically aware but you're still young. Be politically aware but there's always someone somewhere who knows more than you. Be careful about making statements about being the most politically aware in your grade, it might be more true to say you consider yourself smarter than everyone in your grade and that is a nasty attitude that nobody wants to be around. There are plenty of politically aware people your age, consider joining groups so you can have some stimulating discussions and have your ideas challenged. I know it seems most kids your age are more concerned with *insert latest trend here* than the state of the world/nation but it's kinda like being gay in a bigoted town, you've just got to trust that there's people like you out there and do your best to find them. So sorry to hear about your parents. When my folks were having troubles I had to buy a punching bag to take out my stress or I'd explode at people. Just an idea

I love how they get more similar to each other when they're together. That "He has claws for hands" was so jon stewart-esque

fuck I miss Jon

@samanthadrennan

7 жыл бұрын

God yes

@jackiebrookman9910

2 жыл бұрын

I miss 'that' old Stephen. He was hysterical!

@benfranklin5335

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackiebrookman9910 now he's just a shill

Bloody brilliant. Love those guys.

you americans are... so lucky to have these two, together! even they are friends!

2017 ... this is still super hilarious !!! Shows how talent they are are , Love them !!!

Harrison Ford laughing is everything

rare footage of harrison ford actually smiling

It will be a dark day for satire when Colbert retires his character and starts hosting The Late Show. The genius of these two all-too-short minutes is a testament to that. Nearly every line pre-Manilow has enough meat to be dissected and discussed on its own, and Stewart plays the straight perfectly. Instant classic.

I love these 2 guys!

Still watching in 2021. This will never get old.