The Callisto Protocol is a Massive Disappointment
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The Callisto Protocol has faced criticism claiming it is a "Dead Space clone". Well, after playing it, I wish it was. Truth is, this is some of the worst combat I've ever seen in a modern game. Not to mention, the game feels uninspired, isn't scary in the least, and is full of Uncharted-esque moments that are incredibly dated. The game sucks.
#callistoprotocol #syntheticman
0:00 Intro
0:47 Combat Mechanics
8:57 (Lack of) Enemy Variety
13:10 Level Design
15:30 Performance Issues
16:12 Story & Horror
19:33 Conclusion
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Plot twist: it was an elaborate marketing ploy by EA to make the Dead Space remake look better by comparison
@Morfe02
Жыл бұрын
Literally
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
The Dead Space Remake is already butchered. They ruined the story and plot for it.
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
Dead Space remake looks bad anyways. The textures are nice but that's about it.
@9mmtrilla
Жыл бұрын
based on your pfp, i wouldnt be surprised.
@dan4992
Жыл бұрын
@@legendaryronin9593 how do you know?
I really wish the horror genre in general would learn that jump"scares" aren't scary and are the laziest attempt at terrifying people.
@chainuser1774
Жыл бұрын
They can be effective if used properly. Atmospheric horror mixed with a Jumpscare here and there can be cool but still a cheap tactic.
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
They aren’t jump scares because they’re backed by actual fights Works perfectly in this game to highlight that you can be attacked at any time
@DaRealKing303
Жыл бұрын
In movies too.
@crazychase98
Жыл бұрын
@@lewispooper3138 Except the visions that don't do anything
@bananasean5145
Жыл бұрын
It's a good tool but so is a hammer and you can't build a good house with just a hammer.
It's really sad when the trailer made this out to be some gritty, stress inducing horror experience, but then in reality is just a game where you walk into corridors and beat aliens with a stick.
@theend-nz6vs
Жыл бұрын
It is a stick simulator so what did you expect
@Puggy42069
Жыл бұрын
Vent crawling simulator.
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting more body horror and slasher moments to be honest. Getting your arms stomped off was a goofy ass death, compared to in Dead Space where i was impaled, lifted off the ground, and turned into a uniped before being decapitated.
@Manic_Panic
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even mind beating aliens up. It's just that enemies are ridiculous hit sponges now and it's not just in Callisto, it's almost everywhere. Takes like almost 10 hits to kill a regular enemy, it's so repetitive, boring and you can't even escape. Why? When will devs realize that is not fun? Well I guess I kinda know the answer, this game would be 3 hours instead of 7 so I assume they had to hide that somehow.
@Puggy42069
Жыл бұрын
@@Manic_Panic Don’t say that around 13 year old fanboys. They think this game is great because “other modern games are worse” so this is good by comparison.
Getting banned for exploiting bugs in singleplayer game People still claim that there's no decline in gaming
@retrogamer64007
Жыл бұрын
What single player game banned people?
Blind enemies can't see you, but headless enemies can?
@angelmatiastorres
Жыл бұрын
They are old infected they probably are not having best bodily performance of how much deterioration of being hungered ect.
@SLRModShop
Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly! Looks like they spent all their time making good graphics and a good trailer, very sad.
@DeathDustDespair
Жыл бұрын
@@angelmatiastorresdon’t try to justify it or create an in universe reasoning💀
@5Akecheta4
Жыл бұрын
Apparently you don't understand
@matsimurf_5900
Жыл бұрын
Neither blind people, nor headless people can see. they have a bodily sense that have has to be tripped before they attack. I still say that it would be hilariously creepy if you could knock off their torso and have legs running after you...but the game is pants, so no.
Final verdict: a more interesting game to look at than actually play
@n1lknarf
Жыл бұрын
You mean another interactive movie
@TheLazyEconomist
Жыл бұрын
Such a shame. I actually had some hopes.
@DEVILTAZ35
Жыл бұрын
Dead Space was brilliant back on 360 and PC. You can play it at 60 fps on Series X anyway now . The entire series i think. It might look rough but the framerate is amazing.
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
@@n1lknarf ? Game is full of gameplay
@l.arandom1631
Жыл бұрын
Lol I can tell not a single person on this thread has actually played this game. “Interactive movie” lmfao gtfo XD
The true horror is the five packs you need to pay to have "THE GAME COMPLETE"
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
But don't worry, the new game plus is free dlc next year lmfao.
@Morfe02
Жыл бұрын
@@nigeltheoutlaw yeah, four packs for story, 2 enemies, 10 death screens and skins i guess
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
Five packs?
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe they called one of them "Story Pack" or whatever. They barely include a story, but if you pay more, you'll actually get one? Not even a name for the thing, implying some sort of new experience, just "Buy this to unlock the plot!"
@mr.sinjin-smyth
Жыл бұрын
What an over hyped game infested with QTEs, a crappy save system, crappy combat system, lousy story & characters, new game plus in DLC package, and messy PC port. Only get it once it's been patched many times over and and just $10-20. Game is overly undeserving of it's $70 price tag.
I'm still dumbfounded not by this game (the game is mediocre) but by you can actually get banned, for exploiting in a singleplayer game
@sebastianprimomija8375
Жыл бұрын
Wait, what?!?
@obvioustroll.yetyoustillgo1634
Жыл бұрын
Explain
@garlicbread1107
Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianprimomija8375 there are rules of guidelines and one of them being exploits and if you're not playing it the right way you will get banned. I wish I was joking
@tylerulfmann4586
Жыл бұрын
While a shill will argue this was some kind of PUBG from the collaboration and use blurb It’s still a sign of massive laziness and should have never been shipped So it’s now either a sign of pretentiousness or incompetence
@holleringsmith3837
Жыл бұрын
@@garlicbread1107 You can get “banned” from playing a single player game lmao. What are they gonna do, force you to immediately install a patch that breaks your game file? That’s not how it works.
I purchased this game on Steam on launch day, beat the first chapter and immediately refunded it. Then I went to play Dead Space 2 instead.
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
Cool 🐑
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
👑
@williammora88
Жыл бұрын
That's great...I'm still enjoying it lol
@Ambusher1st
Жыл бұрын
@@williammora88 That's great...keep enjoying it lol
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
You didnt even buy the Full Game DLC, you didnt give it a chance!
Condemned 1 and 2 was a first person melee focus horror game. And it worked pretty well. They could've stole that idea.
@erikjimenez8671
Жыл бұрын
The reason why condemn worked because in the game, you were still a normal man fighting insane criminals and hobos. but in this game, the character is completely fine with the horrors that he is witnessing.
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
@@erikjimenez8671 Also didn't the weapons have durability and weren't constant? Unlike this stun baton that is the most incredible weapon ever devised. Makes the plasma cutter look like a chump, it doesn't even need ammo!
@Supernautiloid
Жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated series. A third game would be epic.
@Rackatiakka
Жыл бұрын
Lol funny you think that brain dead Condemned is more advanced than this game or something. DLC is going to come out for Callisto and everyone is going to pretend they always liked it.
@Supernautiloid
Жыл бұрын
@@Rackatiakka No they won’t lol. DLC can’t save that game. 😂
Things that could've made The Callisto Protocol much better: 1. Jacob should've been a criminal (potential for better character development). 2. The Biophage outbreak should've started much later as a slow burn to build suspense (so that we could've explored a bit of the prison and interacted with some inmates earlier such as Elias and Dani). 3. The combat system should've been more fun, faster, and gave us options such as grabbing enemies, pushing and throwing them (possibility of also having different melee weapons such as machetes or axes instead of just a baton). 4. The two heads monster should've just been one enemy and chased us half the entire game like a stalker as a second villain. 5. Ferris should've been utilized more and no...the idea of him becoming Handsome Squidward or Mr. X is so unoriginal and dumb. 6. More creative death animations 7. Puzzles are in the game. 8. Jacob should've had a sprint animation for running faster. 9. The origins of the virus should've stayed as a mistery till the sequel and there's no "secret organization" or "progress of next human evolution" bullshit. 10. *The game should've been longer and had more bosses.*
@aceambling7685
Жыл бұрын
All actually really solid ideas. Also it needs better level design and visual design. The artistic direction is extremely generic and uninteresting.
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
1. Could have also had a good redemption arc as part of it. Kind of like Carver in 3 but not locked behind co-op. 6. Is coming but is bundled in a future twenty dollar DLC... 9. Genuinely can't believe they did that lol. Even Dead Space 3 knew not to give away the whole story so the Marker remained frightening.
@theend-nz6vs
Жыл бұрын
Yeah the two head would function like a regenerator chase you threw out the game where you would take it out temporarily in cool and creative ways and each time it came back it would mutate so it wouldn't be a repetitive thing and it would even participate in some boss fights and at the end when you fought ferris it would come around consume his body mutate and the real boss fight begins turning your first boss into the final boss would be a first
@mjsr9323
Жыл бұрын
Dude, you KNOW your games!!! Thank you! I don’t know if it’s just sheer laziness or developers getting rushed or combination of both, but it’s sad. Been looking forward to this game for years just to get irritated by the sluggish movement, like he’s carrying 300lbs of armor at all times💀
@theend-nz6vs
Жыл бұрын
@@mjsr9323 I know right they should've made him much better like add more attacks make him feint give him a instant kill move he uses very few times and he should've been reoccurring and not just some guy who shows up 3 or 4 times (fuck you two head) talking crap about paying a price what price for buying this shit game cause if it's that then can I give it back also he should not be that slow cause the brutes in dead space were fast and they were big speaking of brute ferris transformation roar sounded like the deadspace brute roar all in all can he give the people who bought this game a refund cause he really talking about his price
I pre ordered this on Amazon. Luckily Amazon is incompetent when it comes to day one releases and said my copy would arrive near the end of January. Before I could buy a digital copy Synthetic man started streaming and saved me $70.
@cristianr9168
Жыл бұрын
🎉 blessed
@issahumps
Жыл бұрын
Amazon like “are you sure?”
@3lote997
Жыл бұрын
Same i was literally going to buy it for my birthday ajd amazon will deliver it for january, so waited and saw how horrendous is, saved 70$ for new headphones, tales of arise and prey!!
@TerranArt
Жыл бұрын
Pre order …
@thevomit5851
Жыл бұрын
@Zoomer Stasi Prey 2017 is one of the greatest games ever made.
I dont think gaming can be the best medium because it seems everyone wants to be a film director instead of making a game. The plot of this works exactly like doom 2005, total recall, cosmic sin, its just someones fanfiction essentially.
@kevinmuller440
Жыл бұрын
I think they really just crave attention these days. They used to keep footage of their project limited. Now? They want to be glorified by the masses. People with giant ego's wanting to be the next big movie producer. It's tiring.
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder what the film industry would look like if they leaned into a full scale CGI movie. Would save money on actors, maybe?
@Ordoabchao-x9k
Жыл бұрын
I blame kojima for this
@Autz64
Жыл бұрын
The industry is plagued with people who hates videogames and the people who plays them. They want to make movies, orchestras, novels... They want to make anything BUT videogames.
@Autz64
Жыл бұрын
@@Ordoabchao-x9k Kojima was at least smart. He wanted to be a moviemaker but didn't make it, so he used videogames as a leverage to make contacts with voice actors, actors, and finally, movie directors.
The Virgin Jumpscare: 1. Lazy 2. Uncreative 3. Relies on boogeymen and loud noises The Chad Psychological Thriller: 1. Lot's of effort put into it 2. Creeps the user out rather than scaring them 3. Uses jumpscares SPARINGLY and only when necessary, but it usually just lets the atmosphere and environment speak for itself
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
A game doesnt even need to have a monster in it to be scary if done right
@dominicrowan1286
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what dead space 1 and 2 did and that's why they were actually scary. This game tries to be dead space SO BADLY but just fails miserably.
@DenKonZenith
Жыл бұрын
@@jackhazardous4008 F.E.A.R. managed to pull a full jump scare with a damned fan grate; crank up the actual horror and you can set people off with anything.
@OBSV449
Жыл бұрын
Oh my science! Is this one of my A24 bone-chilling slowburn psychological thrillers?!?!?!?!
@kabbablabba4073
Жыл бұрын
>jumpscares are.... LE BAD!!!! >:O
Most things that are overhyped end up sucking
@kevinmuller440
Жыл бұрын
Which is why hype is a toxic and cancerous element. There is no development for grasroots media. Which means, nothing has intrinsically enough time to manifest itself. We don't know if our expectations make sense, given the average consumer is akin to an addict. Waiting for the next hype. You can see how this is a major reason we're dealing with these types of releases. Social media and hype are two cancers preventing grasroots trends and in turn, effectively good things.
@iveheardenuff3752
Жыл бұрын
👊🏿
@3eezy
Жыл бұрын
I don't think this game was over hyped at all. The problem is we expected quality and smart decisions that glen Schofield beat us over the head with and we didn't get that.
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
I dont hype about things, i just put them on my radar and expect the worst. Easy to be pleasantly surprised
@SLRModShop
Жыл бұрын
@@jackhazardous4008 seriously, that works for you?! The last game that I bought was CP2077, I was expecting the worst and ended up being utterly disappointed regardless. And I was playing on X1X, I saw maybe 2 bugs in my playthrough.
Something about the dodging animation looks weird. The character just kind of suddenly moves to the side very unnaturally and fluidly. It kind of reminds me of the way Neo or the Agents moved in the Matrix movies, but at least that made sense given the context.
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
Yup, it's like a kung fu movie as he limbos sideways under swing after swing in such an obviously choreographed way. It's a good thing none of the inmates were short or they'd just punch you straight in the dick.
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
Rule of cool, fool
@theend-nz6vs
Жыл бұрын
Callisto is the shittrix a discount form of the matrix the robots scrapped because it drove them insane
@angelmatiastorres
Жыл бұрын
He's a pilot he needs to be fast thinking and moving an inaction can cause death, and even faster when in you're dealing with space
@Snyperwolf91
Жыл бұрын
You play actually a super-human who can dodge every attack and can foresee all dangers in mere seconds as if he is the actual boss in the game .
Gaming is never gonna be the same and that’s what makes me sad
@DEVILTAZ35
Жыл бұрын
Indie has AAA beaten to a pulp lately. Check out the demos that just hit the Xbox store last night for ID@Xbox. There are about a dozen new demos. Quite a few enhanced for Series X/S. Keep in mind these can be early demos though so framerate/camera can be rather iffy lol. One is about a skateboarding murderous cat lol. Now who in the AAA space would make that :)
@cornclub
Жыл бұрын
@@DEVILTAZ35 Those indies are garbage like the AAA games.
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
You’re right It’ll just better and better than before
@h2eh1s-
Жыл бұрын
It's the oldest play from the computer software handbook. As long as there is Something being read by the hardware then "it works."
@jnoirj3124
Жыл бұрын
@@lewispooper3138 Yes, they'll get better and better at being mediocre with cookie cutter, by the numbers, "gameplay". Can't wait for more of this.
The combat irked me somewhat, I was expecting Dead Space, but ended up getting Punch-Out!!
@angelmatiastorres
Жыл бұрын
You didn't adapt then... If you want a dodge as a botton in every game you play then you no have creativity
@Hando10
Жыл бұрын
Bro dead space combat is more of a run and gun, Issac can’t melee for shit lol. Different game styles , you probably sucked at the game buddy
@angelmatiastorres
Жыл бұрын
@@Hando10 keep accusing, you get nowhere with me.
@retrogamer64007
Жыл бұрын
It’s dead punch space
@Jose_Doe
Жыл бұрын
@@angelmatiastorres I hold left instead xs
It’s good to see Skyrim’s stealth designers getting work
@colonelsmith7757
Жыл бұрын
At least in Skyrim you had to work for it, whereas here it just seems as if you're a stealth master from the get-go.
Callisto’s combat completely confuses me. I get trying to innovate and do something different, but why in a game involving virus monsters that’ll rip your face off would anyone go for this backwards melee system with moronic up close shooting mixed in? Last I checked I wanted to keep the bio weapon zombie alien virus monster away from me, not go toward it.
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
Yeah in Dead Space, you DID NOT want necromorphs to get close. Even tiny ones could overpower you and it was always terrifying if one got a hold of you. You certainly didn't go out of your way to fist fight them, the wild flailing and stomping for was when you were screwed.
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s awesome Finally something other than press L backwards as you shoot an enemy
@alexkogan9755
Жыл бұрын
@@lewispooper3138 That’s fine but personally I would’ve liked it better if this wasn’t a horror game. Or at the very least have it make more sense with the setting like how Condemned did it where the targets are just regular dudes.
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
Okay, but if you didn't have enough bullets, what else would you do besides melee them? They COULD have made something good with that idea, they just didn't.
@theend-nz6vs
Жыл бұрын
They could've made it so you had different attacks and could do special moves with the enemies hell even letting you throw them in front of attacks they could've also made it so you could do counter animations like in dead space where Issac would fuck up the necros after you got done button mashing your way out of their animation
We went from a strategic combat, dismembering legs enemies to slow them down, freezing some of them while dealing with others, running away to get to a better shooting position or just to reload the oxygen or kinesis module, choosing what type of weapon was the best for each type enemy while dealing with a horde... We went from that to HOLD LEFT, HOLD RIGHT, HOLD LEFT, HOLD RIGHT, HOLD LEFT, HOLD RIGHT, HOLD LEFT, HOLD RIGHT...
@brendanlucero8585
Жыл бұрын
Not only that, but timing the pace of exploders to get explosive damage on slashers or also making sure you don't shoot an exploder near a glass panel where the vacuum of space doesn't suck you in.
Damn, the marketing team did a great job with this one.
@luechmillionz
Жыл бұрын
Ik right I just spent 60 bux on a un finished game smh
@Yeshua_is-Cool
9 ай бұрын
That's where all the money goes to games these days marketing is 1 then development
Gaming in 2020s: I have no mouth, and I must scream.
@venomousasian6579
Жыл бұрын
Great story
@lewispooper3138
Жыл бұрын
It’s the best decade ever
@jdbruiser
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be that dramatic-after all we chose to pay for these experiences.
@sebastianprimomija8375
Жыл бұрын
@@jdbruiser I do not subscribe to your collective guilt bs. I haven't bought a AAA since 2009.
@jdbruiser
Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianprimomija8375 I wouldn't say it's BS I think it's a concern to gamers who play triple A games. Gamers buy triple A games because they look good, then complain if the game doesn't match their expectations.
Imagine a mechanic where if u blow an enemies head off, he becomes blind, and if u stop moving, then he will hear the sounds coming from other enemies, and attack them.
@harjasdhariwal5960
Жыл бұрын
SOUNDS COOL
@TrixyTrixter
Жыл бұрын
Dude, that's like what happened in dead space kinda, Decapitating necromorphs mean they swung wildly and could hit other necromorphs even if that was not very common.
@ThDragoomba
Жыл бұрын
@@TrixyTrixter oh right right, i forgot
@DelinquentDemon
Жыл бұрын
It's almost like coming up with good ideas isn't hard. How Schofield looked at this and said "yeah, its ready" is beyond me. I feel like this game was a massive troll and hes more interested in making a CGI movie/tv series than he is a memorable and functionally competent game.
@ThDragoomba
Жыл бұрын
@@DelinquentDemon yeah, and there's a video where he says that Callistos combat was done many months before release. Well, it seems as they were overconfident even tho they had a shit product, and the combat department was just sitting on their asses thinking their work is done. Schofield even says that this game is gonna make u scared like nothing else. But the game is only filled with cheap jumpscares.
What gets me the most are the dodging animations, like idk how anyone could say these are natural ways to dodge to something. For instance in Alan Wake, the MC actually dodges in natural and fluid way, by crouching and running forward/sideways depending on the movement you give him. Meanwhile Jacob goes full "cant touch this".
@wolfman_jagermeistro8445
Жыл бұрын
Stop... Electric baton time
Reddit fixed the shaders with the devs having a blurb of takedown notices against mods Was a very bold and strange case
@ponczos_2293
Жыл бұрын
Wait what? Why the hell did Devs threw a fucking tantrum? Because modders fixed the game and they couldn't?
@tylerulfmann4586
Жыл бұрын
@@ponczos_2293it’s a blurb that was shipped to users when you read the terms and conditions Not sure if it’s copied and pasted or if the company will hard stand by it But any company that even challenges your right to mod or “exploit” the product you bought is not a friend
@dajokahbaby1506
Жыл бұрын
rare based redditors
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
@@tylerulfmann4586 what happened was they just copypasted the TOS from another game they had that was online focused where mods actually would affect the experience for others. Havent heard anything about actual actions taken though.
I actually wanted a dead space clone. Not a 90% melee game with a shock stick. If weapons were more effective I would wait for save wizard to have unlimited currency to max out all guns and gear and then Id play it.
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
But the developers did state in one of their interviews that it wasn’t going to be a clone but something new and different. But a clone would have been dope.😎
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
@@legendaryronin9593 While the marketing was constantly like "From the makers of Dead Space!"
Ngl enemies auto dying when being put on objects is pretty funny
Heh, sounds like a really engrossing game. As for the Dead Space Remake, they made the girlfriend a 60/yo (she's supposed to be 39, but no beautiful women for you to gawk at son) who looks like she hits the bottle way too hard and smokes two packs a day between shots of liquid Methadone. They made the other chick a wide bodied and square faced A cup...bleh, just check out Melonie Mac's video about it. Literally all they needed to do was add higher res textures, speed the combat up a hair, maybe add a few more ways to get around the Akimura with some encounters along the new pathways and call it a wrap. Nope. They _"Updated it for a _*_modern_*_ audience."_ Why does that always mean they just took out attractive women and made others appeal to chick's who like the _"Butch"_ look on other chick's? Really annoying. Can't wait to get saved by a woman at the end as well. That should be great! I mean for a guy to get out on his own is just silly. We obviously need a gay woman of colors help.
>Unless they make some crazy radical changes [to DS1] Famous last words
@peternehemiah1606
Жыл бұрын
2022 Still trusting €A,
@Jose_Doe
Жыл бұрын
What happened did a new trailer drop showing something dumb? (Got slow speeds can't see it right now)
From what I've gathered, it's less like Dead Space, and more like a The Last of Us, complete with cut scenes that murder pacing, bland weapon selection, and basic bitch fungus zombies with the occasional mutant for variety.
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
It's funny, I liked the first The Last of Us despite it's walking simulator, wannabee movie gameplay style, but that was in spite of it. I never thought any games would COPY that boring style thinking it helps them be the next the last of us. No, you need a good story and great lead characters to be the next last of us, not badly paced and designed gameplay lol.
@StrangeCreed
Жыл бұрын
@@nigeltheoutlaw Personally, I think something that isn't being harped on enough is the setting. Putting the player in a prison without due process or really any time to adjust is sloppy and contrived. They'd have been better off going with a long term inmate and more time exploring how awful Black Iron Prison was pre-outbreak.
The only time I was a little freaked out is at the start of the game. You're walking through some cells and you hear a whisper calling out your name. Once you get close to a cell with a dead person in it, you hear one final "Jacob!" and it sounds as if someone is right behind you. That was the only effective attempt at 'horror'.
I appreciate that you go in depth on the mechanics in games. A lot of reviewers actually neglect this
@Rackatiakka
Жыл бұрын
Too bad he misunderstood the mechanics on every level.
@SLRModShop
Жыл бұрын
@@Rackatiakka Hahahahaha are you trying to pull the 'git gud' card on a game where you can cheese the boss indefinitely by placing an elastic band on your joystick and just leave the room?! Ahahaha that's bold, you're a very brave young man ^-^ "I pressed right to evade the previous time... OH MY GOD, I don't know what to do now!!!! Is it up? Is it the right trigger? I can't remember!!! this game is so hard I need to buy the official guide to git gud!!!" ahahhaha You poured $60 on an average, linear game with good graphics and almost nothing else, happens to the best of us, don't be salty... Just learn your lesson and move on, my dude.
@CalistheNick01
Жыл бұрын
@@SLRModShop 🤣
@ozensensei6133
Жыл бұрын
@@SLRModShop stop crying
@ozensensei6133
Жыл бұрын
@@SLRModShop he still crying 😞
How does experienced developers mess up this badly? Didn't they see how the game was at some point in development, and saw that it needed more work?
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
They may have run out of money, or had publishers on their ass. Everything went into the graphics and trying to make that shitty combat work, so there was nothing left for any other aspect.
@kevinmuller440
Жыл бұрын
Look at Crowbcat's Back 4 Blood video. Similiar situation. I assume.
@calamaria9221
Жыл бұрын
Some have speculated that it's because they wanted to get the game out before the Dead Space remake released
@henrycampbell5246
Жыл бұрын
It can be summed up in one word. Krafton. They own striking distance and have been forcing them to work insane overtime for MONTHS! To meet their insane deadlines. The game has the skeleton of a fantastic creation, it just needed to be baked a bit longer... sadly krafton was likely threatening to cut funding if they couldn't show a profit (this is striking distances 4th year)... which is fucking stupid because Glenn only had 3.5 years to make a game, make a game studio, and put together a team of publishers.
@HenryMyth
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinmuller440 Difference is it's not like CP is lacking in detail or animations like what you'd see in a Crowbcat video. It's the core gameplay, lack of personality and enemy variety. The game is just soulless and bad. Can't believe these people made Dead Space.
I would not put much faith into the Dead Space remake with all the 'Modern' changes that they made to it that could see in the trailer (race-swapping, making the female characters older/uglier, etc).
Crazy how you won't get attacked or labeled an edgy contrarion for this video, even tho you make the same points in some of your other more decisive videos. People really are bots lmao. Great video synth.
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
Because many people are agreeing this time.
@sb17899
Жыл бұрын
Game doesn't have an established fanbase so there are little to no fanboys that will defend it.
@DelinquentDemon
Жыл бұрын
NPC here. This game was a FANTASTIC horror game and I give it 5 stars! People who don't like this game need to git gud or stop being an easily frightened little baby, cuz this game is SO SCARY! Sincerely, a closeted hobosexual
A total of 15O ppl from Playstation Malaysia & Playstation Visual Arts worked on the development of THE CALLlST0 PR0T0C0L, which is actually very telling of why this game only works properly on a PS5.
>hidden loading screens Remember when Jak And Daxter pushed the ps2 to its limits by having 0 loading screens?
I had a bug where the basic enemies would one shot me even after turning down the difficulty to easy just to finish the game, it got to the point that I just sold all my healing because I couldn’t use it.
@silencedmaxim5889
Жыл бұрын
On the plus side, replaying the game will be a walk in the park now that enemies 3 tap you.
I was looking forward to this game for months and it's a good thing I never pre order. Literally everyone is saying how mediocre it is. Even good ol Shill-Up.
Dead Space 1 made you feel vulnerable. Isaac genuinely feels like he's struggling to survive. Dead Space 2 was more action-y but still had that vulnerability. Newer "horror" games just turn you into this rambo badass and there's no actual fear involved in the gameplay.
Just completed it and it was kinda meh. Throughout the entire gams i just kept thinking why is there spiked walls/ meat grinders littered all across a prison. So stupid
Please do a Review of the Dead Space Remake. In a comparison side by side you can obviously see how they had to NERF all the attractive women and make them look ugly or completely average looking.
@werewolf1423
Жыл бұрын
2022 the year of the ugly stick
@KratostheThird
Жыл бұрын
@@werewolf1423 2022 the year of angry feminists and black supremacy.
God why can't they make another alien isolation
You know that a game is bad when even Gmanshills can't defend it.
@Puggy42069
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen low IQ 13 year olds try to defend it.
@loubloom1941
Жыл бұрын
Wtf you on about? Gman craps on a lot of games.
@dan4992
Жыл бұрын
Whos Gman shilled for?
@Disconnect350
Жыл бұрын
LMAO exactly. I'm so tired of the "it's not that bad" attitude from all these reviewers. 90% of KZread gaming channels are a joke.
@dan4992
Жыл бұрын
@@Disconnect350 like who?
I am sad about this one, I was a huge dead space fan and I thought this game was gonna basically be dead space 4 and be goty material. What a disappointment.
@angelmatiastorres
Жыл бұрын
Then you no fan
It feels like this game is just missing one extra mechanic for its combat to actually work. Like it REALLY needed something like the stasis module to slow down enemies in these large group encounters that just don't really work with the game's mechanics unless you abuse the spike wall throws.
@capnphuktard5445
Жыл бұрын
LOL... Uhhh guns with power and variety like Dead Space maybe?
What an over hyped game infested with QTEs, a crappy save system, crappy combat system, lousy story & characters, new game plus in DLC package, and messy PC port. Only get it once it's been patched many times over and and just $10-20. Game is overly undeserving of it's $70 price tag.
I knew I wasn't the only person who thought of this as the "Sci-fi Evil Within". The parallels are uncanny.. Both games were made by developers who previously created legendary titles hoping to recreate that magic from the days of old..
@Autz64
Жыл бұрын
Same happened with Mighty No9, Balan Wonderworld, Back 4 Blood... I believe the only one who almost got it right was Bloodstained.
*PUNCH-0UT SlMULAT0R: Space Zombies Edition*
100% solid review. The screwed the pooch on this game, it had all the ingredients to be a masterpiece but I guess they spent 99% of their budget on mocap and making the game laggy.
@michaelmaguire1229
Жыл бұрын
And a laggy game is a showstopper for me. If a game doesn't run smoothly I'm done with it. It just destroys the whole experience. Bought a new gaming pc for this garbage. Made sure I had all the system requirements and then some, downloaded the latest drivers, and it STILL doesn't run smoothly.
I really wanted this one to be good. Like, moreso than Cyberpunk. I'm A FromSoft guy. I've been playing their games for 11 years. My whole channel is centered around them. However, I don't think my interest in them would have ever arisen without games like Dead Space, and survival horror games. Survival horror and Dead Space especially had such crushing atmospheres of hopelessness and well crafted worlds that I've been in love with them since I was 5 years old. Most importantly, they have tension. Knowing you will be punished for your mistakes with a pants shitting scare and getting sent back to your last save really made it special. Dead space had the heaviest and most terrifying atmosphere of any game on the planet. There is nothing more terrifying than being on a derelict spaceship in the middle of galactic fuck off nowhere with methed up genetically modified space demons scurrying around in the vents all around you giving you shellshock. There is no atmosphere like that, anywhere else. I wanted the Callisto protocol to emulate this and give it its own spin. But... Following the trends of modern game development, they shit out a low effort clone of a better game from the last decade. I can't remember who even made this game. But I'm upset with you anyway. This could have been really good. This is why we can't have nice things. I have very low hopes for the Dead Space remake. This was our only chance.
I wish they had borrowed more from Alien: Isolation. The protagonist shouldn't have a superhuman ability to beat the crap out of hundreds of monsters non stop. There is nothing to fear or be concerned about when you know how predictable each encounter is. Guess I prefer using stealth with limited resources with a game that creates tension.
I'm not quite defending the game, but I feel like there's alot to take into consideration. The dev team was already crunching hard for months pre release, the studio had exsisted for over 3.5 years and is owned by krafton (who is known to be a shitty developer anyway) who was bankrolling them while they made the game. The devs had to rush the game towards the end to meet kraftons demands and to show income, Glen Schofield didn't just build the studio from scratch he also had to build their publishing team and get the game made in under 4 years when most modern "good" games take almost 5 years to finish. Does this mean the game isn't bad? No, it doesn't. What it does mean is that the team was able to do what they did in the time they were allotted and it's pretty impressive when you take into account all that is in the game (graphics, the atmosphere, etc) and how good it looks. I fully expect striking distance studios to finish the dlc for this game and then work on their next game. Which I believe will be far better than this game. I don't blame the devs, I blame krafton.
@DelinquentDemon
Жыл бұрын
Good comment, but if I was Schofield and my reputation was on the line, I would have delayed release. He had enough time to make all of those "mastering horror" videos and interviews pre-release, so it seemed to me at the time that the team had time to kill and the game was a sure sureshot. Turns out we were wrong, and because of this I will never ever ever pre-order a game as long as I live. I feel betrayed
I find it funny when people say EA is awful about really squeezing your wallet, but this game has paid death animations, and on top of that the ending will be locked behind dlc. Lmao.
@DEVILTAZ35
Жыл бұрын
Plus i am hoping EA play will allow 10 hrs for Dead Space on Xbox anyway. Otherwise i'll just go back and play the original. If they treated it like Mass Effect and offered the trilogy remade in one pack i would be all for it though.
@gri22lybear
Жыл бұрын
What a clown. Maybe mention everything else that comes with the season pass. You sound like a CNN headline. 😅
@ringe1008
Жыл бұрын
Not to defend the game but the paid death animations is just misinformation from IGN
@L0-C01
Жыл бұрын
That’s insane!
@loubloom1941
Жыл бұрын
That was a rumor and simply false. Make no mistake, EA is still one of the worst.
Thanks for keeping it real as always.
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
But YOU didn’t play it 🤨 🐑
@alexacosta9569
Жыл бұрын
He’s not keeping it real, just another KZreadr jumping on the troll train, experience the game yourself bro, it’s not perfect but is good…
@Angel_of_Sorrow
Жыл бұрын
@@alexacosta9569 The enemies die when you put them on a box. A BOX!
This is the worst game I have ever paid for.
@BlackSkyZ2
Ай бұрын
Rip bro. Played this off gamepass and still felt scammed
Call it like it is This game is basically TLOU in space 💀
@DEVILTAZ35
Жыл бұрын
Dead Space release date 2008, The Last of Us Release date 2013. So you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. The Last of us Copied Dead Space not the other way around. Naughty Dog basically always copied other games .
@darthmisogyny3828
Жыл бұрын
@@DEVILTAZ35 last time I checked deadspace was never about sneaking around and using melee combat. So what exactly did TLOU copy from deadspace from a gameplay standpoint? From that BS logic you just said then the TLOU and deadspace copied RE4 and we all know deadspace copied RE4
@BWMagus
Жыл бұрын
@@darthmisogyny3828 Eh, I will argue that the setting and tone and atmosphere and presentation was trying to be like Dead Space, alot, just failing. It certainly doesn't look like TLoU, and at least that game had good characters and story, while this game is nowhere close to that.
Synth, your reviews are becoming the gold standard---reasonable review runtime with based takes. Was thinking of picking this one up, luckily the stream saved me $60.
Tbh this game was massively overhyped by the normie gamer types but any actual gamer knew this game was going to at best be mediocre
@MorrisseyMuse
Жыл бұрын
What are you talking about kid? normie gamers? lol 99% of gamers were hyped as heck for this, the PC owners are butthurt at their poor port so nit pick and make up negative nonsense like this video
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
@@MorrisseyMuseDirtyDev sounding like a sheep 🐑 😂😂
@chadthundercock4806
Жыл бұрын
Total cope, there was nobody saying it wasn't going to be good. The most I've ever seen was a throwaway line about concerns about lack of gameplay footage.
@yamnbam4346
Жыл бұрын
“Normie gamers” kek
@DirtyDev
Жыл бұрын
@@chadthundercock4806 just because the people in your circles didn’t see this steaming pile as the shit is was always going to be doesn’t mean there weren’t actual gamers who knew and spoke about how it would be disappointing
Finally someone who said the last boss is literally Tyrant from Resident Evil.
This game is mediocre on purpose so the Deadspace remake is seen as valuable at $70. You will all love the remake because you will compare it to this mediocre clone. You will pay $70 for a 10 year old game with better graphics out of an obvious manipulation.
@lokengarviel5742
Жыл бұрын
Not I.
@n1lknarf
Жыл бұрын
@@lokengarviel5742 me neither.
@lokengarviel5742
Жыл бұрын
@@n1lknarf Great minds think alike.
These AAA companies have lost their minds. Tbh the dream is to work for one of these small indie companies, the ones who will hire modders. They aren't afraid of assimilation. These AAA companies have too much ego, pride and red tape to assimilate anything without stealing it.
@DEVILTAZ35
Жыл бұрын
Yeah even Dead Space should be half the price at launch. It's just a graphical /sound makeover but otherwise scene for scene is the same game. Same with FF7 crisis Core. Same old game with jazzed up graphics but otherwise barely no improvements to gameplay. Just because it was good way back doesn't mean it holds up today. It's not a ground up remake like FF7 but it seems that is the way they are trying to market it to people. I can't see XBox users bothering with it when they won't even say when the FF7 remake will be available for them either lol. You are right AAA space is just terrible now. I am still not even sold on Witcher 3 update after all the hype outside of if you had a uber PC anyway lol
@godfrey4461
Жыл бұрын
@@DEVILTAZ35 This is not true. The game is getting a fair amount of changes. Its a remake afterall. Not the same game unscaled
Last time I was this early London was majority white
Man I just bought this game this week. Barely played it and already beat it like wtf man? Why are all these games so damn short now. It barely even explains anything about the plot.
Damn, was hoping this one would have been decent. Guess it's my fault for having hope for something slightly more than mediocre. Not surprised it unfinished though, that's a feature in and of itself now.
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
But have YOU played it? You can’t just go off of what people say. 🤔
@dehaimyoshan2681
Жыл бұрын
@@legendaryronin9593 Seeing the combat is enough for me to say pass. Humans have the ability and tools to judge things without getting hands on with it.
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
@@dehaimyoshan2681But that would make your judgement and opinion false with experience to back it
@legendaryronin9593
Жыл бұрын
*no experience
@TGoBabylon
Жыл бұрын
@@legendaryronin9593 who gives a fuck about some "false" opinion for a video game? is the alternative to sink seventy dollars on something you're pretty sure you're not gonna like? pretty sure i wouldn't like a firecracker down my throat, but i shouldn't knock it till i try it, eh.
Why can't people wait until they see the end product before building a legacy for some corporate product
@angelmatiastorres
Жыл бұрын
I'll never know, i only see bitching people
@maximkonechno8742
Жыл бұрын
IT IS end product IT IS on the shelves.
Agree that ng+ not at launch is ridiculous tho
At least Sam Witwer was in it. He's always Starkiller to me!
Finally someone who is objective about this game, I'm French and a large majority of youtubers and streamers say it's a good game... To be honest, it shocked me xD This game is a pure scam, I have rarely seen a game so bad, I even wonder if all this is not a joke seriously, how can a studio in 2022 do something so bad? Shame on all those so-called testers and youtubers who say it's a good game. Probably the worst game I've played. An empty, repetitive, buggy, boring and childishly easy game. Thank you for this video, competent people are rare today
@omiorahman6283
Жыл бұрын
Play fear the dark unknown , lamentum ,ratuz or world of horror instead Each of the games have good points and bad . But fear the dark unknown it’s like a spiritual successor to resident evil
The auto lock-on for the melee and quickshot takes a lot of the tension out IMO. In Resident Evil and Dead Space games it is entirely up to you to position yourself well and aim precisely. You have to think quickly instead of just starting the same braindead button combo as soon as an enemy is in sight. Even the melee in those games has a fixed range without sliding you towards an enemy.
Not to mention this game likes to cheat too like those worms that pop out of random crates, and enemies just grabbing you mid combo or they will just hit you while your attack goes through them and my favorite one is sometimes those said gummy worms take almost all of your health at random if you play on the hardest difficulty.
I honestly enjoyed this game, to the point where I played through it twice. It’s got its flaws for sure, but something about the combat is addicting. Or maybe I’m just a masochist idk.
Thanks for the video Synthetic Man! I’m looking forward to your Dead Space “remake” video if you decide to do that!
I think you were way too generous with this review. I hated this game. It's the worst game I played in 2022... probably the worst game I have played in the past five years. This game is an abomination. I have unsubscribed to every KZreadr who gave this game a good review. Anyone who gave this game a good review is just making click bait and can't be trusted, as far as I am concerned.
What I do not, what I fail to understand is why in the hell is there an "auto save" button or function, but when you go over and select it, it does jack. Nothing. No action or the actual function of auto saving or game saving is made. As though it was PURELY there for aesthetic, which honestly it might as well be, if that's not the case. "In horror and the greatest of stories and horror and monsters, irony is ever/never seldom absent." I paraphrased Lovecraft there.
I admire the passion in your rant about lack of enemy types. Got some classic AVGN vibes.
@lasthand3428
Жыл бұрын
That's because every "critical" youtuber has been trying to copy AVGN for dedaces and they all are miserable thinking that being overly negative is cool.
The Hunter Laptop protocol sounds like a truly scary game.
Just out of curiosity, Synth, but what's your current processor and memory? I'm looking to build a PC myself.
Enemy mob: Raawr I am an evil psycho mutant thing and I will rip of your head! MC: "Just a sec bruv, I am fighting your friend over there right now" Enemy mob: "Ah no worries luv, I`ll just wait here till you two are done then. Not gonna jump in and overwhelm you with number or anything like that. Fight Club!" I dont know what they creators were thinking when they adopted this Batman Arkham Asylum style of "1 on 1 fair fight" combat style in a setting like this, but it completely broke the immersion of a station overrun by mutated monstrosities all wanting to tear you limb from limb really badly for me.
This game is a fart in the wind compared to Amnesia The Dark Descent. Im playing it right now and it is amazing.
Enemies looks exactly the same as like Days Gone freakers
@crazychase98
Жыл бұрын
Similar but I actual really liked that game . that game did a lot right not perfect. But good. Best part is you start out weak but end up powerful as shit end game wise
@metroplex29
Жыл бұрын
@@crazychase98 The game is good, but here I'm just talking about how generic the enemy design is.
So would you ever consider making a review for The Evil Within 1&2 or Signalis?
@KratostheThird
Жыл бұрын
The Evil Within 1 & 2 are both decent.
This game does not deserve the current price point.
The fact this game has like 1 or 2 boss fights is sad, never have i seen an action game with that little bosses
@wood1066
Жыл бұрын
God of war 1 and God of War 2018 had like 3 bosses each.
@dashinator3251
Жыл бұрын
space marine only has 2 bosses
@wood1066
Жыл бұрын
@ZoomerStasi the game literally ends with "Kratos will return"
@nigeltheoutlaw
Жыл бұрын
@@wood1066 Yeah but 2018 was widely panned for empty and boring combat that was carried by the story.
@wood1066
Жыл бұрын
@@nigeltheoutlaw even if that was true (which it isn't) that doesn't have anything to do with what the op said. They said they never seen a action game with so few bosses and I just pointed some out and both those games are still highly praised action games. Hell The Last of Us only has one boss and Dead Space 1 only had 2.
the difficulty of the enemies was ridiculous. Hours of same old same enemies, just to give us a midboss on a platform that is actually super hard if you don't react in the right time. I had to watch a youtube video to see how it's done. It was so annoying. And then, the game spammed so many of those midbosses from then on, it got frustrating. The game was annoying from that point on. And the endboss.... oh god, an even more annoying monster.
@creatorsfreedom6734
8 ай бұрын
lol imagine what it must have been like playing this after getting it as a Christmas Present .......... wait that was me 😭😥
But these devs want $70 for a game...lol. Cant even give us a polished experience or even a finished game.
Btw what did you think of the footage of the dead space remake footage ?
It does have its issues but I'm glad that it was made. We need new IPs, All have we've been getting lately are sequels and remakes. And that gets boring after a while. Is it a perfect game no but it is solid. I hope they make another one. And refined it.
@jackhazardous4008
Жыл бұрын
There are a lot of new IPs for those willing to put their wallet where their mouth is.
I like the universe but the gameplay looks mediocre
We can thank all the idiots who continue to preorder AAA games for them continuously being released as buggy unfinished products as they've already recieved the money needed for them to not give as much of a shit as to what state the game is on before being released. All they have to focus on is marketing and creating up hype to make the money rolling in for them before the damn game is even released. The coonsoomer is a big part of the problem as they willingly or unwillingly support this type of sleazy practice by the gaming industry. STOP PRE-ORDERING GAMES and STOP BUYING THEM ON THE FIRST DAY OF RELEASE.
i feel like youtube is overly compressing his videos or something.. at 1440p this looks like 480p maybe im just experiencing some weird bug or something
Lol I'm surprised that Mauler got offended enough to make a video about you. He even put in clips of you saying cancellable things lol. I'd understand if Mauler was defending a masterpiece like Genshin Impact not Ragnarok.
@TrixyTrixter
Жыл бұрын
What is the channel name? I need to see the video
@darken2417
Жыл бұрын
@@TrixyTrixter MooLer. Its Mauler's second channel. Just called MooLer.
Call me old fashion but i seriously miss those Silent Hill days 😢 😪
@ulissesbueno
Жыл бұрын
They announced a silent hill remake and new games to the franchise some weeks ago.
@cea5er
Жыл бұрын
@@ulissesbueno let's hope for the best 🤞
I'm so glad I refused buying any "AAA" game other than Elden Ring, which I bought absolutely blind as I never played a Souls game (and I love it), in the past months. No NfS Unbound, no Battlefield 2042, no Call of Duty, no God of War, no Callisto Protocol. With games quality having drastically decreased over the last years I think it's safe to say either get a download key for a few $/€ or wait for a Black Friday or Christmas sale. Times have changed. I remember GTA IV or Battlefield 3 being released and you had to have these games day one, no discussion needed. No reviews needed. Wish back these days. 😥
@KratostheThird
Жыл бұрын
And those games came complete and polished. This generation is a joke.
Usually the combat in this game is like THE LAST 0F US 2, but worse, because of the camera & its heavy controls. Blocking during melee is pointless in it, since u always take damage when doing so, even with all defense upgrades purchased, while dodging causes u to take no damage at all & is extremely easy to exploit- ragardles of the level of difficulty, which means buying defense upgrades is simply a waste of credits; like in TL0U 2 u can't dodge grab attacks, but u can't block them either, so blocking is still pointless regardig the dodging. However, it's kinda hilarious that the guy always moves like a snail, due to how slow he's, but when dodging- suddenly is like a boxer with SUPER agile reflexes, armed with an electified cricket bat!
Jumpscares can be scary, but generally not for the right reasons. Once you learn to anticipate them, the tension dissolves into tedium.
@silencedmaxim5889
Жыл бұрын
Atmospheric scares are superior to jump scares imo. It's why I love playing Doom 3.
@VTorner
Жыл бұрын
One of the only jumpscares done right was the Arkham Knight one. No one expected that because of a thousand reasons.
@SayVandelay
Жыл бұрын
"Jumpscares" feels like a misnomer. They're more like startles. Yeah, most people are probably gonna get startled momentarily by a loud noise and something gross suddenly being shoved in their face.
@fearlesswee5036
Жыл бұрын
@@SayVandelay I've always viewed jumpscares in a "horror" game being like a comedian tickling someone and then saying "see!? you laughed! That means I'm funny and a good comedian."
Callisto ProtoFALL!
I can't wait to see the Honest Game Trailer for this: "From the makers of Dead Space... comes a game that can't measure up to the original Dead Space."
This is by far the worst "horror" survival game I've ever played, there are so many wrongs with it that I'm not gonna bring them up.