james: oh yeah they're siblings james a few seconds later: so about that

@zillentdelta1339

4 жыл бұрын

Alabama

@itsbella8066

4 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Myers lol sorry i'm stupid and didn't realize this until now, i'll edit it. thanks :)

@silvazeking100

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I feel like reading them as siblings is almost better.

@himynameisethanandimcrazy1867

4 жыл бұрын

Rollover Doggo Gamer DOGS idk why but that made me think of sweat home Alabama

@-ant-4633

4 жыл бұрын

My B

Watching a grown man yell fuck you to a group of school children for saving their own lives cracks me up every time. Hahaha.

@sunlightfiery7846

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@shadowyyCFH

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly saving their lives, even if they survived their death was inevitable because of the ancient ones.

@crystalgemgirl731

3 жыл бұрын

Heck, young school girls beating a menacing ghost girl is funny, period.^^

@thomasthetankengine3526

3 жыл бұрын

I died at that part 🤣

@ayz5334

3 жыл бұрын

15:15 time stamp if anyone wants it

I love the cheering of the little girls when they turn the spirit into a frog, it's so genuinely wholesome

@user-se7dj6he3e

9 ай бұрын

it was beautiful wasn't it

@GoldenMask669

6 ай бұрын

That was just world peace at it’s peak

@kalynmiller558

4 ай бұрын

They're from Japan so they believe in ancient Japanese spirits to protect them.

@EclipseFoSho

4 ай бұрын

Yall sum pedos 💀

@XJIcequeen

4 ай бұрын

I’m saw it the most adorable part of the film

I love how this movie has few kills for the most part, but goes pure genocide in the last bit.

@mechengr1731

Жыл бұрын

They went the Another approach: Drip out the deaths and then go full slaughterhouse

That’s like one of my favorite quotes from a horror movie “Do. Not. Read. The. Latin.”

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

isn't this movie based on some book by Lovegood?

@camila5098

4 жыл бұрын

"reeaaadd iiiitttt

@meow_bastard

4 жыл бұрын

@@camila5098 stfu

@maefromnitw4091

4 жыл бұрын

I tried to explain to my Latin teacher that reading Latin always unleashes the evil but I just got extra homework. But who will be laughing when demons start coming out of the basement? Not me, I'll be dead. But I'll have been right.

@geckheck2416

4 жыл бұрын

@@maefromnitw4091 and you got the last word in! permanently.

"Do not read the Latin" "Read it" "...WTF" my favorite movie line ever

@redblushinrose

4 жыл бұрын

@badboy61331 let's be honest he could high on every drug in existence and still have been the smartest character in that room

@redblushinrose

4 жыл бұрын

@badboy61331 me too but hey I guess they're always times for firsts I guess

@jimmyfriej3776

4 жыл бұрын

*jimmy friej has joined the chat*

@lazicepie7800

4 жыл бұрын

9:47

@dianachamberlain4705

4 жыл бұрын

Do it do it read it or a despasito spider will be under your bed and it will eat you

I’d just like to point out that James wasn’t the only who thought Dana and Marty were siblings. I was legitimately surprised when he corrected himself and said that they were just friends.

@jeugene807

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I thought Dana and Curt were siblings, until the jump scene where she kisses him for luck.

@joshzickus8394

Жыл бұрын

I made the same mistake when I first saw this movie. Assuming Dana and Marty were siblings. Idk if it’s on us for assuming too much, or it’s on the movie for not clearly explaining their relationship. I haven’t seen it in awhile but I recall the scene when Marty is introduced kind of giving the impression that they are siblings. That’s the tone it sets……. Also got the 69th like on this comment, nice! Lol

@ghostcatcoon8175

Жыл бұрын

See I never got that vibe. He just seemed like a goofy stoner friend. Granted movies have kinda broke me into never assuming relationships between characters unless completely, explicitly stating it. They have a similar appearance, hair color, etc. So that might be why people assumed that.

@Adam-g01

11 ай бұрын

@@joshzickus8394 Personally I thought Marty and Dana were going to make love together so so weird others thought they were siblings, i thought Marty and Curt were brothers.

@vampXwriterX13XX

9 ай бұрын

​@@Adam-g01see I'm with you and thought that too, about Marty and Curt

I know it was a mistake, but I do love that Marty and Dana are called siblings here. Looking back on the movie, they do have that “brother and sister” bond going on.

"Someone's severed pelvic bone being held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is probably the most wild sentence I have EVER heard in my entire life.

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

i watched this movie 2 nights ago, then this video released just on time WOW

@megashark0305

4 жыл бұрын

“Bring out your head, bring out your head.”

@eatinghumanflesh4451

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Thea it’s a great movie huh

@spaghettilad_

4 жыл бұрын

I literally got to this comment just as it came on the video

@chikipichi5280

4 жыл бұрын

Goblin Slayer

This is the biggest “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” film ever

@tombkings6279

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah

@brought5569

4 жыл бұрын

I have a sneaking suspicion that @altF4 and @toxic gamer are the same person -_-

@dampotato9807

4 жыл бұрын

Brought 55 yeah

@jerrythegremlin7159

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

@TablestandTM

4 жыл бұрын

Brought 55 why would you say that

Sigourney Weaver being so excited about the werewolf is adorable 😂

Fun Fact: Left 4 dead 2 was supposed to have a collaboration map with cabin with the woods but was canceled last minute However left 4 dead 2 special infected can still be seen in the monster elevator scene

@joshuaholland5279

4 ай бұрын

What if this is just a prequel to L4D 😂

@Neo-Ghoul

3 ай бұрын

I saw the boomer in one of them, were there anymore?

@Daintymoo

3 ай бұрын

@@Neo-Ghoulthe witch

@Neo-Ghoul

3 ай бұрын

@@Daintymoo where?

@andrewyang3917

2 ай бұрын

​@@Neo-Ghoul"Her cube is in front of the Giant Tarantula's and diagonal from Dana and Marty's."

Imagine being the ancient ones and some human comes up to you and says “hey live in my basement and I’ll feed you stereotypical teenagers” and you, being an all powerful being of destruction and death, say “lol k”

@DarkArtistKaiser

4 жыл бұрын

Ancient 1: "What kind of deal is th- Ancient 2: "hold on, I wanna see where they're going with this."

@150booyadragon

4 жыл бұрын

Being ancient means you're probably board enough to try anything

@BitterSweetAerith

4 жыл бұрын

Well they aren’t boards, they’re ancient beings. Though with that kind of lifespan, I’d be bored too!

@kewii3386

4 жыл бұрын

VlaDDrakkeN Ancient 2: “holy shit teenagers every day amazing

@wraithcall6057

4 жыл бұрын

Random Ancient: Yeah lmao, that sounds lit

The concept for this movie is so scary to me. The movie itself doesnt scare me, but the idea that if some secret organization fails its job then were all fucked.

@skepticalrebekah

4 жыл бұрын

There are secret organizations fucking things up all the time.

@LadyViscera

4 жыл бұрын

That’s why I love the SCP universe so much

@moth8775

4 жыл бұрын

@@LadyViscera A man of culture I see.

@billbauer3575

4 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of the SCP?

@carolinehooper83

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh XD lol

this was my first horror movie. i was nine at the time. i made it through the whole movie until i watched the unicorn kill (27:42 in video). i flipped and i got rid of everything i had with a unicorn and was scared of them for a year or two. absolutely ruined me

@ScottCreley

Жыл бұрын

Lmao that's awesome

@H4CK41D

Жыл бұрын

thanks for making me feel old

@C_D_Productions

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile my first horror movie was the first Saw 😂

@polibix

Жыл бұрын

@@C_D_Productionshow did that happen?

@oscardepaz3063

Жыл бұрын

The unicorn kill was always a weird kill idea to me before this film. I was happy this movie brought it to life.

The elevator scene is genuinely my favorite moment from all of the movie media I've ever watched. The true, unbridled chaos of dozens of different, entirely unrelated creatures bursting out from the doors to just massacre everything around them was a real sight to behold. I remember thinking back when I saw it for the first time that this is the closest thing to an SCP movie that we've ever gotten, and as an early teen that was obsessed with SCP at the time, I was fuckin' ecstatic.

@blueaccelerator2674

Ай бұрын

I still love SCP and always will, and that part was just PURE magic for me essentially. It was just so goddamn cool.

Those poor Japanese school kids. They just defeated a ghost lady and turned it into a frog. And now they have to deal with the world LITERALLY ENDING

@Nokturnt

2 жыл бұрын

Hey don't worry. Somehow they'll make friends with the Ancient One and save the world!

@Nokturnt

2 жыл бұрын

@Ugh You’re god damn right.

@colt9836

2 жыл бұрын

@Blissful Ignorance This is canon now and I will accept nothing less.

@HowHorror

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@mrmotivated8667

2 жыл бұрын

simple, this is the plot for a new live action sailor moon anime/show

"Sexy witches" "Angry Molesting Tree" Imagine just how different it would be.

@yeeyee5057

3 жыл бұрын

"Fuck you piece of shit" *Angrily grabs your balls with branches

@Jack_OutsideTheBox

3 жыл бұрын

It should have been the angry molesting tree

@fw_crspy9074

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeeyee5057 me next

@tnb4509

3 жыл бұрын

Even funnier how "Sexy witches" was right below "Witches". Like, some are hot but others aren't?

@cupwasneverhere

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeeyee5057 p***hu* theme plays loudly

This is hands-down my favorite horror movie of all time. It’s not that it’s scary, it’s just that it’s witty, funny, sardonic, and a commentary. Plus, the effects are so funny. I absolutely love the scene where they show the administration department when all hell is breaking loose. It’s such a bureaucratic, regular corporate office mixed in with the craziest horror characters and clichés the world has ever seen. Including the merman LMAO

Technically this has the highest kill count yet. Over 7 billion.

@q12aw50

Жыл бұрын

No it TeChNiCaLlY does not

@MG_Fan961

11 ай бұрын

​@@q12aw50He's right lol, it's the end of the world.

@FaceFamous

6 ай бұрын

​@@MG_Fan961yep you're right because the monsters destroy the world

@Zyk0th

6 ай бұрын

_Technically,_ those kills happen after the movie ends, so it actually doesn't. Those kills don't count because they don't happen during the runtime of the movie.

@mysterioussoup3393

6 ай бұрын

@@Zyk0th Gosh darn it all

The biggest kill count ever Since the world is destroyed “Lets get to the kills, 7.7 billion people died in The cabin in the woods.”

@THEREALZENFORCE

3 жыл бұрын

In movies : Thanos snaps his finger and half the beings of the MCU universe die in Avengers Infinity War. In comics : Thanos uses the Heart of the Universe in Marvel The End comic and every being, also every cosmic entities like The Living Tribunal, Death, Eternity, etc of ALL Marvel multiverses (an infinite number of multiverses) die except Adam Warlock and The-One-Above-All (TOAA), this is probably the biggest kill count ever any media.

@lettucespets9731

3 жыл бұрын

THE REAL ZENFORCE thanos actually just teleported them to another place

@xmcnasty

3 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆✌

@Matturd

3 жыл бұрын

That cabin must be huge

@seantaggart7382

3 жыл бұрын

@@THEREALZENFORCE ... (So that explains the void of dimensions appearing)

James: “I don’t count it unless we see the person die.” Also James: “This security guard crawling is as good as dead.”

@ralz3247

4 жыл бұрын

All the final destination movies: am i a joke to you

@TheBraunMachine2011

4 жыл бұрын

lol I knew someone would mention that in the comments hehe

@thedank-a-nator3205

4 жыл бұрын

Hob Goblin he’s literally being followed by the ring girl. He is as good as dead

@feliz5919

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedank-a-nator3205 😂😂

@feliz5919

4 жыл бұрын

Well Tbh it makes sense for him to count that guard. That guard looks like He's fresh Kill-count Steak on a grill. Hes done for😭😂😂

Those Japanese girls were so brave! I loved it when they defeated the ghost and turned her into a frog! 🤩🐸❤️

@jibekmechler139

5 ай бұрын

They probably saved the world after this movie

I like the idea that Marty and Dana being siblings tbh

I love how witches and sexy witches were two separate categories of monsters

@Rockhound6165

2 жыл бұрын

Witches are your typical Halloween trope witches while the Sexy Witches are like Charmed or the Witches of Eastwick.

@marcuspinkowski108

2 жыл бұрын

Witches were the left 4 Dead witches.

@Rockhound6165

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcuspinkowski108 they were separate altogether and none of the L4D monsters were seen during the purge. However a Halloween trope witch was.

@josephg94

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rockhound6165 a boomer, tank and a witch are in the cubes but are hard to see

@obi-wank-enobi

2 жыл бұрын

There's a fine line between a witch and a sexy witch

Honestly this movie is the closest that we’re gonna get to a monster cinematic universe.

@dankneo69

4 жыл бұрын

What about crypt tv?

@xxprizefighterxx

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually all Joss’ multiverse. This world is in the same multiverse as the MCU and Buffy. Buffy’s comics really go hard explaining Joss’ multiverse.

@hauntingtheshadows1331

4 жыл бұрын

So an MCU??

@inertian4723

4 жыл бұрын

dank neo is crypt tv good? Also Grey World the remastered The Mummy tried to start the Dark Universe, but I don’t think it panned out.

@mewhenmemeimeyea

4 жыл бұрын

@@inertian4723 crypt TV is a KZread channel with multiple horror shorts, it's a strong suggestion that you watch it if you can handle gore and things like that

34:47 I love how happy James sounds when talking about Unicorn death.

14:20 I love seeing the BTS in the kill count, just the random yet fitting scenes where their getting into character, some parts can be wholesome like the actor is asking if their Ok, or just goofy moments like this

This is the rated R version of scooby-doo. Change my mind.

@hushpuppytwix9572

4 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I SAID

@Yellow_927

4 жыл бұрын

They aren’t trying to find out who the killer is

@tylervandenbrouck7159

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yellow_927 they kinda were

@lordeverett5642

4 жыл бұрын

They even have a shaggy, Daphne, and Fred.

@tacticstonk4740

4 жыл бұрын

Scooby dooby doo We are screwed There going to frickin kill us Scooby dooby do We are all doomed Time to run in terror Scooby doing doo we are doomed And now it's all over -R rated Scooby doo theme song By me

"I think we should split up" "yeah good idea" "Really?!" okay he's my favorite already

@gisselgarciajvyc6696

3 жыл бұрын

Same😂 he’s the only sane one yet they tried to make him look like a junkie

@tetrotany

3 жыл бұрын

Zy’Querien McDonald no

@manu-animation-924

3 жыл бұрын

Split up is very intelligent cuz if they fight together without weapon and all died... it’s the end but if they split up some people can survive and see the weakness and after the survivors can fight him together

@jamienaismith9376

3 жыл бұрын

@@manu-animation-924 lol u have more chances fighting together than solo. Rather have someone to cover and cover me. Why u think they will split up. They get u 3vs1 u will regret being solo my friend.

@manu-animation-924

3 жыл бұрын

Jamie Naismith and if we all die wat happen he is armed

Cabin in The Woods is one of those films that are a cinematic masterpiece that it doesn’t need a sequel nor a remake🙌😩

I love the fact that it seems all the monsters are working together to kill all the scientists, soldiers, and victims, like how one monster throws a guy into the snake's mouth or how the Werewolf, Clown, and Unicorn teamed up to take down those people.

The frickin kids could banish a demon but the main characters couldn’t figure out there’s someone watching them

@JayRamahi3810

4 жыл бұрын

well they were drugged

@bangtang1717

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Ramahi were the kids not drugged?

@FatherTime89

4 жыл бұрын

The stoner dude found one of their recording devices.

@purplerooart9626

4 жыл бұрын

WilsonTangoFoxtrot lol that’s why only America was still operational. We are all idiots in scary movies and situations😂

@graphite7898

4 жыл бұрын

@@purplerooart9626 Yeah, American horror movies are known for having idiot characters so that's why we drug them to be dumb, gotta fit the quota.

Nobody: Japanese children: Hippety hoppity you're a froggity

@JayFlicc

3 жыл бұрын

you're*

@chipperchipperton3001

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayFlicc thanks

@cupidfounddead

3 жыл бұрын

ELHDELEUVRKE J.G EH

@hyperzone6426

3 жыл бұрын

*now

@Problem_Childfrfr

3 жыл бұрын

this comment out of context is even funnier to me

I love how James can leave out kill graphics that mean there's no kill. But still narrate it in a way that you don't even realize

I always thought that The Cabin in the Woods was underrated since it pokes at troupes while at the same time breaks them down like how you said Chris' character is smart despite being the "jock/athlete" and the "nerdy/scholar" guy also being athletic. Also, the "Joker/fool" being smart and surviving with the "virgin/ final girl."

@naturalhybrid

Жыл бұрын

Actually it's overrated.

@vailingbow1068

Жыл бұрын

@@naturalhybrid How is it overrated, lol. I don't hear anyone talk about this.

@vailingbow1068

Жыл бұрын

@@naturalhybrid It doesn't even have like a prequel or anything which a lot of overrated/popular movies have.

@naturalhybrid

Жыл бұрын

@@vailingbow1068 you're not searching enough. It's a good movie, no doubt. But it is overrated. Search it up 🥰

@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875

5 ай бұрын

@naturalhybrid please elaborate

me- "Oh man, this kill count is about to set an unbeatable record." Doesn't count 6 billion + people. "Aw..."

@panthertakamaki7141

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't presumed deaths

@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu

4 жыл бұрын

blipbug Dubiel no duh

@JAS0N_M00RE

4 жыл бұрын

They said the whole world would end so it's pretty safe to say everyone died

@panthertakamaki7141

4 жыл бұрын

@@JAS0N_M00RE yeah but do you know how many people are there

@JAS0N_M00RE

4 жыл бұрын

@@panthertakamaki7141 between 7.7 Billion and 8 Billion

Those Japanese kids just purified an angry spirit... And then they got killed by ancient monsters.

@user-ys7go1tf6t

4 жыл бұрын

sadly.

@Connor-yh5ho

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the hand?

@fromtheotherguy3284

4 жыл бұрын

@@Connor-yh5ho za hando

@Connor-yh5ho

4 жыл бұрын

@@fromtheotherguy3284 le hand

@mike48931

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know they didn't pacify the ancient ones too?

sigourney weaver holding hands with the werewolf is that best thing

Despite how laborious the pricess was with practical effects and planning all the scenes, I'm so glad they did all that. This movie came out when I was 12 and was one of the movies that started my obsession with horror, just because of how great everything looked and how fun the gory chaos was to watch on screen. I say it was definitely worth it!

“Angry molesting tree” Damn that tree from Harry Potter has some competition

@dinobones1224

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bro it's just the tree from the last unicorn

@Backgates3335

3 жыл бұрын

No it's the tree from the Evil Dead

@hopepapernacky

2 жыл бұрын

@@Backgates3335 Beat me to it

@frogs.on_logs

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tracycarter7735

2 жыл бұрын

HOW DARE YOU!!!!😡😡😡

Marty: “do not read the Latin.” Whispers: *”read it..”* Marty: “what the fuck?-“ That k i l l e d me

@matiasruohola6373

3 жыл бұрын

Hello this is my first time playing fall guys but still I’m so good I already have 600 crowns 👑

@tinykid0x

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@kaori9878

3 жыл бұрын

@@matiasruohola6373 why tf is that inortant

@mieczyslaw7984

3 жыл бұрын

@@matiasruohola6373 Congratulations? I guess lmao

@Raynew2847

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaori9878 lol inortant

I love that James could feasibly retroactively count all 7+ billions kills via the end of the world and take away Zoran's record for counting the most kills, but he doesn't because he's good people.

@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875

5 ай бұрын

Also because the movie ends before we see before the world end and we don’t know exactly how many people the Ancient Ones would’ve killed

honestly Holden’s death was so sadddd. He was likeable, not a perv, smart, funny, and just had some super good traits. Too bad about what happened to him in the RV, though.

So technically, this movie was "the most ambitious crossover event", not Infinity War. And Chris Hemsworth was a part of both of them.

@jugaadsingh2184

3 жыл бұрын

Correct

@muguiwaranoboy2542

3 жыл бұрын

Well now am sure i see you everywhere

@Sabnoc1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 fr this dude should be in YT Rewind lol

@muguiwaranoboy2542

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sabnoc1234 yhea and i remember that there is another Guy but with a mustache

@kepiiin

3 жыл бұрын

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 yea theres a lot of youtube comment tht i see everywhere;-;

I like how the monsters are not attacking each other and seem to understand that they were all captured there and get their revenge

@andre_601

2 жыл бұрын

If the info is right are they a relict of the ancient ones (was mentioned in the wiki). So it makes sense since they all have the same "parents"

@thegrandxbunny2073

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda makes me wonder tho. Films like Freddy V. Jason, have two monsters in conflict. Maybe they can be regenerated in the lab and when they fight it’s a sort of sibling quarrel. Tho it doesn’t apply in the lab because there, they all understand they are prisoners.

@jesusramirezromo2037

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegrandxbunny2073 They engenier the figths basiclly They make entertainment for the gods

@chriswhite3692

2 жыл бұрын

The novelization even described the "unblooded" [the monsters NEVER before released] as being especially blood-craved once the Purge starts

@Safetyman99

2 жыл бұрын

That moment when the elevator dings and all those things fly out is horror movie gold.

"The Cabin in the Woods"(2012) is a good enough horror movie! The scene with the Monster's mass attract was inspiring well made and very intense!

This video has prompted me to rent this movie and watch it again Its on the same level as the scream franchise imo.

This movie is basically the SCP Foundation.

@DeidaraSakurasama

3 жыл бұрын

And one of many of their containment breaches

@snazzysaturn1865

3 жыл бұрын

I mean this could just be the a failure in the containment procedures and the old ones are just scp ####

@johnnysins8935

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@ISprayTrolls

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@MO0001

3 жыл бұрын

Nooooo everything is normalllll no scp here! Wath I am a member of the scp Fondation ? Naaaaa I don't know scp 173 and 096 nooooo

"Someone's severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart" What

@jimzone5064

3 жыл бұрын

i can imagine if 2 guys saw this in a camera watching all that mess. guy1:everyones dying. guy2: someones severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart. 1:what 2: what

@rocksnrolls

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally a line from a dnd game I was in.🤣

@SA80TAGE

3 жыл бұрын

@@rocksnrolls and now you know where your DM stole that line from.

@galladegamer3579

3 жыл бұрын

Tuesday

@llennoc8431

3 жыл бұрын

How

Imo this is one of the best satire movies ever made all the details are so perfect it´s truly a rare work of art and entertaining as hell it´s such a shame they didn´t do more with their incredible monster universe a prequel series would be too sweet but i doubt that ever happens

If James had counted the world population in the kill count, this would have meant that we would get one kill approximately every 0.00000001382823871906841339155749636099 seconds.

The way the stoner says "WHY" when they need to "split up" is just perfect

@kathrynann5000

2 жыл бұрын

shaggy

@anonymous92388

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathrynann5000 he always reminds me of shaggy

@MachineD3vil

2 жыл бұрын

“Like, why should we split up, dude?”

@an0rmalp3rson70

2 жыл бұрын

"like did you lose your brain in a box of Scooby snacks man?"

@tmalaklaryka

2 жыл бұрын

"yeah good idea" Marty: "...Really???!"

The little Japanese girls putting the evil spirit into a frog is like the most adorable thing ever.

@seansswamp

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@mariic2

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad they probably died during the apocalypse.

@doggosho3044

Жыл бұрын

@@mariic2 nah, I'm sure ultraman saved them

@bluetrailerproductions7488

Жыл бұрын

It was funny when after that happened Jenkins went "Fuck You!!!!"

@mx.horrorwood5003

Жыл бұрын

@@doggosho3044 fucking underrated comment

I love Jessie’s work as he slowly transitions into the nerd role he plays as in their slow descent into stereotypes

I love how James went from seeming nervous in his first videos to calling us ungrateful bastards now.😂

"And we see that Curt is no longer the genius he was shown to be earlier" "The wind must have blown it open" That got a good laugh out of me.

@sethsuosisbacc6559

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Steiner it was lighting

@FancyLass

4 жыл бұрын

“Uhhh that makes what kinda sense”

@spki8656

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Steiner makise kurisu best girl

I still think the japanese students are the real protagonists here

@alesiagivens5657

4 жыл бұрын

True

@CG-rl8wx

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Also where's there teacher?

@tylerjames1960

4 жыл бұрын

Cheryl Gettman probably was the first one to go

@squip9260

4 жыл бұрын

@@brigham1465 thats a Bruh moment

@jaydarichmond8878

4 жыл бұрын

I pretend that the little Japanese kids survived the whole destruction of the planet because they are just so cute and proud of themselves

This is the kill count with the most kills *technically

It really offended me that he said "Evil autobot" THEY'RE CALLED DECEPETICONS JAMES.

I love how Kirk wasn't even being perverted looking at Dana's attire. He just straight up says "You have no pants." without any weird reaction.

@hobihobihobi941

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@chrissyakaweeb5617

3 жыл бұрын

I'd hope he wouldnt be perverted, he's got a girlfriend. Well had.

@gagetaylor192

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrissyakaweeb5617 A girlfriend wouldn't keep me from looking at other women, but that's just me. Looking isn't cheating.

@petricaleksa

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrissyakaweeb5617 having a gf makes you gay towards other women? what? hes not perverted because hes a class act not because he has a gf lol

@xsevkollider7143

3 жыл бұрын

@@gagetaylor192 although it may not be considered cheating, it could trigger a little spark of jealousy for your love partner

This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to an SCP foundation movie.

@adoor3760

2 жыл бұрын

Be glad, an internet-inspired/based movie is a coin flip on quality, just look at the Slenderman movie

@abhinavchoudhury7000

2 жыл бұрын

@@adoor3760 did you see the annabelle doll 8:58

@peepeepoopoo4386

2 жыл бұрын

You stole this comment

@TheLastBabyMan

2 жыл бұрын

So the ending was a XK-Class End of the World scenario? SCP-2000: Ah shit, here we go again.

@lShadow426l

2 жыл бұрын

@@adoor3760 They took the name and barely the looks and that's it. Oh we got this piece of shit script what should we do with it? "just type popular horror monster and use that"

I went into this movie expecting a 'real' horror movie not knowing anything about it at the time. I was pleasantly surprised by it, it was original and silly and gory and all the things we love. Joss Whedon, you clever b@st@rd

Thanks to james i noticed the boomer from left 4 dead in one of the containers, im a huge l4d fan and love the fact that they included it.

@majorpeepo

Жыл бұрын

They added the tank witch and others

Japanese ghost exists Kids: We about to end this ghost's whole career

@williplayz4872

4 жыл бұрын

Game End the kids would probably run cuz of fear or if some kid is brave enough or wants attention from his or her crush they will end the ghost’s whole career

@liad24

4 жыл бұрын

Anime powa!!!

@elichavez3736

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY. HAHA

@officialjoley2196

4 жыл бұрын

This is so dumb...

@kalodalod8770

4 жыл бұрын

Then the ancient ones said : I’m about to end the prods career

Going to go into this year hearing “Welcome to the kill count”

@ethanmeadows1785

4 жыл бұрын

Where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite scary movies 🥰

@chanelsiobhan

4 жыл бұрын

T.F.M. 4444 I’m James A Janisse and today we’ll be looking at....

@bucket1442

4 жыл бұрын

@@chanelsiobhan American Highschool.

@chiefscheider

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanmeadows1785 *favourite _horror_ movies

@askgoverntale2298

4 жыл бұрын

When you die you're just put in front of a movie screen and it's a kill count by James A. Janisse as he counts every member of your family and friend group who died in your lifetime. There are references to significant moments in life in the background at the beginning, and he even does a golden chainsaw and dull machete.

My favorite horror movie to date. Thanks, James, for doing this kill count, and I look forward to so many more!

"...covering up a one-way mirror, which can also be called a two-way mirror. That's fuckin' stupid as hell." Best line in all of the Dead Meat Universe

@josephr7684

3 ай бұрын

It's called a one-way mirror, because only one way is it a mirror, and the other way is not a mirror. It's called a two-way mirror, because one way it is a mirror, but the second way it's a looking glass, so it's a mirror that has two ways you can look at it. Even more confusingly, looking glass is a synonym for both mirror and window, depending on whether you mean a glass you can look *through* , or a glass you can look *at* (to see your reflection.) ... yeah, fuckin' stupid as hell.

"Evil molesting tree" Me: I wonder what that does...

@kingambrosius9125

4 жыл бұрын

The Evil Dead remake had an evil molesting tree

@Elfwingson

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Pike Correct. Poltergeist also had a evil tree. Molesting? Not so much. Still though.

@TheLadyDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

Sleepy Hollow had a creepy tree aswell. It was a portal to hell I think and was filled with human heads. Not one I'd be having a picnic under.

@Emeowy

4 жыл бұрын

Evil dead..

@stevenbriandumaguit9919

4 жыл бұрын

Hentai also have them

The only movie in which the stoner is the smartest rational guy.

@cdrippy4205

3 жыл бұрын

i love it

@krystalpenguin5897

3 жыл бұрын

ikr the only movie where the main characters aren’t stupid that’s why it’s my favorite

@wipeoutall7382

3 жыл бұрын

Actually all of them were smart and rational however, they got influenced by the weird smoke produced from the vents. You cant really blame them tho.

@tiernanmcculloch

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, don't forget Scream now, Randy Meeks is a genius.

@muguiwaranoboy2542

3 жыл бұрын

@@krystalpenguin5897 did you watch final destination

One of the best things was finding the novelization of the movie in the airport before watching the movie. I absolutely loved hearing the inside of the characters, minds, and the details of the book and everything before watching the actual movie. I usually always find the book better than the movies, because obviously books can go into a lot more detail than movies can, and this book was no exception. But I really do love the world that was created with in this movie and if you enjoyed the movie, I highly recommend checking out the novelization!

Honestly, I kind of like the idea that Dana and Marty are siblings, they look similar enough and have a nice dynamic especially toward the end. Eh, it’s my head cannon now

Fun fact: the actor for Marty the stoner was actually as ripped as Chris Hemsworth in this movie, so in order for them to hide his physique they actually had to have him double shirts and that long sleeve

@benjaminabeele5227

4 жыл бұрын

MichaelJ darn, I would’ve loved to see that.

@alexbalansay

4 жыл бұрын

I always noticed that when he swings his bong at the Buckner guy on the dock haha

@taistealai5523

4 жыл бұрын

Would of loved to see his abs, I'm gay ok

@crisalmeida346

4 жыл бұрын

@@taistealai5523 dont we all?? Dont we all....

@taistealai5523

4 жыл бұрын

@@crisalmeida346 lmao

the part where the turn that evil girl into a frog is kinda wholesome

@ElevatedOak

4 жыл бұрын

It makes me wanna watch anime lol but true it is wholesome

@HarpytheHarpseal

4 жыл бұрын

They die at the end tho

@datboi1861

4 жыл бұрын

@@HarpytheHarpseal Well damn boi

@lordbanetheplayer8844

3 жыл бұрын

And then the world ends, like 30-35 minutes later.

@gameboy3d943

3 жыл бұрын

And it gave us a meme.

The only reason I watch Dead Meat is so I can watch horror movies without being scared and knowing the whole plot. Videos are still good, though.

It's good to see a commentary just having fun with this. One of my faves. Just a silly rollercoaster ride.

I really wish they didn’t show the bird hitting the barrier at the beginning, it would’ve made that motorbike scene so much more shocking.

@tortoile

3 жыл бұрын

quiplo i honestly disagree... the bird hitting the barrier gave more insight for the viewer and made the bike scene more frustrating

@dtczyk8976

3 жыл бұрын

On the other hand it would have been real bullshit kill without it. It’s either super obvious or super random

@quiplo_

3 жыл бұрын

tortoile I see you’re point. What could’ve been cool is if there was a shot where the bird hit the barrier in the background early on. That would’ve been cool

@quiplo_

3 жыл бұрын

d tczyk true I’m sure some people would feel mad about it

@CeCeBookworm07

3 жыл бұрын

It would have felt cheap if they hadn’t showed it though. So it makes you giggle before he’s even dead because you know it’s doomed from the start.

I love the idea that this is the crux of every horror movie. The image of Freddy, Jason and Ghostface eating snacks backstage is hilarious to me.

@grandtheftak3666

2 жыл бұрын

But all of them couldn't exist because of the way the sacrifices work

@grandtheftak3666

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit never mind im stupid I never knew every team had to fail

@explodingplant2

2 жыл бұрын

The only time the USA failed before was the year the Faculty came out, when the sacrifices lived

@killerofthenightofficial

2 жыл бұрын

I want to be backstage, and just watch

@abhinavchoudhury7000

2 жыл бұрын

8:58 did you see the annabelle doll

I remember seeing this as a child. It was one of those movies you saw bits and pieces of, walking through the house while you parents watch it. Took a few years to figure out what the movie was but I do remember, it was very... very long

I JUST watched this movie for the first time and for some reason “What a friend we have in Shinto” was such a hilarious line to me lmao

This movie is literally a messed up Scooby Doo episode Edit: I know everyone says this but thank you everyone for the likes

@ibrahimdon6801

4 жыл бұрын

Which episode

@-CloClo-

4 жыл бұрын

ibrahim don any episode

@davidharris3028

4 жыл бұрын

Where's Scooby?

@quintonthedude8663

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god you’re right

@DickEnchilada

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidharris3028 he's the virgin

Are the ‘Ancient Ones’ is just a metaphor for the audience who will literally rip a movie maker’s ass apart if the movie sucks or never made?

@teletubbymanwithshotgun8849

4 жыл бұрын

yup

@mypenisisunbelievablysmall6897

4 жыл бұрын

I believe the film is based on a Lovecraftian story, and the 'Ancient Ones' are a breed(?) of cosmic creatures.

@is3hunnid

4 жыл бұрын

it’s referencing that, but ultimately is showing, that if a story or it’s characters are not satisfying to an audience, then they trash on and destroy a movie

@wuffalobings4765

4 жыл бұрын

I believe that Robot Chicken made a skit based on the idea of the 'ancient ones' being a metaphor for the audience. The skit had the ancient one be a viewer of Robot Chicken and that the selected monster was a Zombie Joss Whedon. Just like the movie, they fail in the end and (in the case of the skit) end up getting their show cancelled. I can't find the skit on KZread but it's pretty good.

@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

This is a great film which had a lot of positives. Very clever writing and plot, good cast including a-list stars, surprising and pleasing plot twists, lots of humor, and good special effects. My favorite part is getting to see all of the monsters that were shown on the white board in action later turned against their sadistic captors.

Funny how weed is basically what got the planet annihilated lol

The sequel takes place 3 years later, everyone except Japanese children are dead. They've cleansed the gods and have tea parties and playdates everyday.

@ArtistDoesArt2020

4 жыл бұрын

@Sebastian E Loguzzo I wish

@blueSeele

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a JRPG

@abbyshort1185

4 жыл бұрын

They have also inslaved the gods to give them immortality and food

@TirroticLIVE

4 жыл бұрын

Nahh, I'm pretty sure the end of the world is being filmed right now WWIII Nearly broke loose Celebrity deaths Australia Fires Corona Virus

@12prinsses

4 жыл бұрын

All of your are wrong its actually- SHUT THE HELL UP

20:50 “They did say they wanted monsters” *Almost everyone liked that*

@johntrimarche4353

4 жыл бұрын

key word almost

@curtistanner4830

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@sammcneillmckinnell5003

4 жыл бұрын

@@johntrimarche4353 almost, unfortunately. If only everyone could agree about that certain subject.

@bebble985

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@eoinreen8808

4 жыл бұрын

the only people who didn't like that were ACTUAL CLANSMEN

Honestly it would make more sense if they were siblings. I have no idea how he fits into the group of friends who look like they walked out of an Abercrombie ad.

@davidparkes7741

Жыл бұрын

It's not about how he fits in with the group but his role as a horror archetype.

I love the behind the scenes with explanations. Keep up the good work

"A severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is now my favorite sentence.

@ironerrow618

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooo

@spamaccount8979

4 жыл бұрын

I'm making that a card for Cards Against Humanity

Ok the kyoto frog scene is wholesome

@tntcake6327

3 жыл бұрын

@Paola Ramirez i mean if you want your heart to hurt more, all the cute adorable puppies and kittens died too, and small babies.

@deathgod34ledesma62

3 жыл бұрын

@@tntcake6327 damn why you got to do him like that

@r21367

3 жыл бұрын

@Paola Ramirez hey at least it's just a movie :) they're still alive for sure.

@doll.perasite9030

3 жыл бұрын

Rudy Vicente promise? :(

@Garbearrr

3 жыл бұрын

yes.

Fun Fact that was probably already stated somewhere in the comments: The Witch, Tank, and Boomer from Left 4 Dead can bee seen in the cube scene, as there was a dlc that was going to be released for L4D that had you playing in the universe of Cabin in the Woods. However, MGM went bankrupt and fucked shit up

This is one of my all time favorite movies as it reminds me heavily of the old school Evil Dead series. It also explains so much of the Horror Genre as a whole. Its a pretty fun movie to watch.

It’s so weird hearing Chris Hemsworth not talking in his Thor accent..

@jenlmason71

4 жыл бұрын

He kinda is

@tatemarlowe

4 жыл бұрын

Just as weird as seeing Chris Evans in Knives Out

@sasquatchbong955

4 жыл бұрын

ya mean australian accent? Lol

@anubis4032

4 жыл бұрын

@@sasquatchbong955 no Thor accent 😾

@sasquatchbong955

4 жыл бұрын

@@anubis4032 I can’t tell if you’re being serious or just joking, but either way… why use a cat emoji???

“I can’t count the whole world on the kill count, that’s impossible for me to do” Here, I’ll do it 56+(world-56)

@michaelrichards6548

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum Detonation actually, it would be 56+(world-56) or more simply, “world” :D

@julietjoe2289

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelrichards6548 damn i was going to say that

@Jdjdjdujakzgsha

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum Detonation great now calculate the Kills on average

@codedcoded

4 жыл бұрын

@Josh FINK 56 divided by the movie’s runtime + world divided by the movie’s runtime

@WardenDios

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jdjdjdujakzgsha I saw 7.63 Billions kills in Cabin in the woods. From what I could tell, there were 3.8 billion women, 3.83 billion men, and 6 victims of indeterminate gender, giving us a mixed pie for the ancient ones to try! Goes down easier as the whole planet, I'll tell ya what! With a runtime of 95 minutes, that gives us a kill on average every 0.0000000124508519 minutes. Because the world ended. (as of 2018, according to google search results)

this is one of my favorite movies ever and im just now realizing you posted this kill count on my birthday!!! :D

Ngl this whole movie is kinda wholesome! The bts with everyone having fun, the pure passion behind it, the Japanese girls turning Kiko into a frog…

"The spirit of Kiko will now live in this Happy Frog!" That line was so cute!

@Ajehy

4 жыл бұрын

IKR? So adorable... Pity they all die a few hours later...

@guywith3ds935

4 жыл бұрын

The evil is defeated

@DoctorMangoes1662

4 жыл бұрын

Until the frog unhinges it’s jaw and eats the children whole.

@crimzonfnm8897

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-mk2gn9lq5n

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorMangoes1662 Lmao-

“Evil Autobots” I’m pretty sure they’re called decepticons

@lazarus1540

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmao

@theawesome5871

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was gonna say.

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@lazarus1540 bad-bots

@mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221

4 жыл бұрын

Deecepticoons

@AgentSkidZ

4 жыл бұрын

Have you read Shattered Glass?

I love how the director doesnt hate the IP he's been given to work with, always good to see😁😁😁

the vfx team went so hard on that elevator scene, such a good looking piece of vfx omg