Boogie turned out to be something of a doctor... Technically, he cured a prostitute out of being a prostitute.

@Neo2266.

6 ай бұрын

She probably got lost in his fat folds and didn't want to risk ever repeating that experience

@lordofthepizzapie9319

6 ай бұрын

@@Neo2266. She was _this_ close to ending up in Narnia.

@-Azure.EXE-

6 ай бұрын

That's a doctor in the way jigsaw is a doctor.

@Amarenamann

6 ай бұрын

@@-Azure.EXE- So the best kind of doctor.

@thehoneybunempress1664

6 ай бұрын

"I regret sleeping with this man, even for money." - a prostitute. Jesus, lmao. Wild times we live in

Favorite moment in this EFAP was E;R and his reaction to Boogie saying his house had two bachelors. Boogie: "Gets messy in here with two bachelors, y'know?" E;R: "Two bachelors? Is he both?"

@HectorLopez0217

6 ай бұрын

E;R: That Boogie rizz

@R0CKDRIG0

6 ай бұрын

His scream of horror near the end of the stream when realizing Boogie is indeed going to apologize in all fours is great as well.

@horseradishpower9947

6 ай бұрын

​@@R0CKDRIG0I had forgotten about that. He has no dignity. Just none.

@DeepEye1994

3 ай бұрын

Gives "Yelling 'HEY GUYS PIZZA HAS ARRIVED!' in your empty apartment when the pizza delivery guy arrives with a bunch of pizzas for you" energy lol

Prostitute: *gets cured from an experience with Boogie* Boogie: You know, I'm something of a Saw trap myself

@DeepEye1994

5 ай бұрын

Boogie: They dont call me "the booby trap" for nuthin!

Boogie is all the seven deadly sins in one neat package

@magnusflodberg6162

6 ай бұрын

Except it isn't neat, but yeeah XD

@scottski02

6 ай бұрын

One ultra-wide package

@TheUfaraV2

6 ай бұрын

Holy crap, you're right. That's, actually depressingly impressive.

@Zhtrik

5 ай бұрын

I’ve had a moment to think about it, and yes, this is correct.

@daskampffredchen9242

5 ай бұрын

@@magnusflodberg6162 Hey. It isnt easy to fit all of them

Boogie is literally the incarnation of the 7 deadly sins.

@mknightshaman3636

6 ай бұрын

Except for pride. There's no way he's got any of that left.

@resee9856

5 ай бұрын

@@mknightshaman3636 "I'm too important and successful to work a normal job" You sure about that buddy?

@the_absurd_hero

3 ай бұрын

He could be an entire boss level in _Devil May Cry_

@SiriusSphynx

2 ай бұрын

​@@the_absurd_hero He would just sit at a computer while you fight off waves of hookers he conjures up. Between each wave you're given a few seconds to attack some weak spot.

"I'm entitled to the wages of flesh"

@samuellund1377

6 ай бұрын

"I'm entitled to the aprons of meat."

E;R’s responses are just pure gold

@yotoniha

6 ай бұрын

"And some say that E;R's faith in humanity shrank three sizes that day"

"Hookers are the only thing that brings me joy in life... To me." -Jiggy Boogie

"She's an Arkansas 8"

Wolf to the rescue while my ADHD meds are in limbo. Short clips, yum yum!

@stingerredshock3418

6 ай бұрын

Hope you get better after that ordeal😊

@italyspit5192

6 ай бұрын

I think you mean cum yum

@jayvianrl

6 ай бұрын

I love how the EFAP community considers a 20 minute video a "short clip" Long man good :)

@JasonX909

20 күн бұрын

Honest question: do you think EFAP helps your attention span?

The Boogie Hooker Crisis is inherently just a hysterical title by itself.

"Rags, you saw! He had several meat aprons!" My sides are in orbit, and my drink has been spat out. Holy shit, Mauler.

Having E;R losing it at every step was hilarious and helped my sanity through this dark journey. Ahh Boogie... In the words of raggleton "What a CHAD"

Boogie didn't even have the balls to try out a full-blown sex doll for himself.

@HectorLopez0217

6 ай бұрын

We found someone more pathetic then Quinton reviews

@neropunkt

6 ай бұрын

hehehe full-blown

@zoddlander

6 ай бұрын

A prostitute still has a choice(most of the time)! but they need to remember: "Once you go black you won't go back!", "Once you go greek you won't sit for a week!", "Once you go Boogie you'll feel like a booger!"

@TimeBomb014X

5 ай бұрын

​@@zoddlanderi thought it was once you go boogie, you flatter than pancake

@zoddlander

5 ай бұрын

@@TimeBomb014X 😆

Boogie is a habitual liar and has been on sugar daddy websites since his divorce. So i woukd would take him saying 70k with a grain of salt.

Meat apron is a natural aphrodisiac.

Boogie claiming the actual amount to be around 70 000USD does not make me believe it is around that sum. He said he has no clue about where his money has gone, I would definitely trust the documentary much more than the word of Boogie.

5:41 Heelvsbabyface: "What is he investing in?" Mauler: "P U S S Y"

5:45 - Mauler saying “P U S S Y”

The EFAP Highlights channel is my only joy in life

i need an example of an Arkansas 8

Oh my god maulers “I’m a generous person” had me cough up my cottage pie

I spent four grand helping someone get their visa out of charity and my mom chastises me still about it Boogie needs a mom

Watching E;R's growing despair during this documentary is my only joy in life

Clips suggestion, starting with episode 97: "Joel is the Harbinger of Death" compilation. "Literally every death after the end of TLOU is Joel's fault", but it didn't stop there! Who disconnected your alarm and made you late for work? Joel. Who hid your proctologist's nail clipper before your appointment? Joel. Who crashed the ice cream truck into the world's best pizza shop? Joel. Who ate the last bit of pudding in the fridge? Joel. Who went back in time, got Alucard drunk, then shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on some other guy? Joel.

I love EFAP conversations but with regular >7hrs episodes, I sadly miss gems like this :D. Wolf, thanks for putting together this channel man. The effort you put into editing these together clearly shows.

Rags: "I want actual relationships" Metal: "Ewww" That's so ghey

its a weird Perspective knowing rags is only 2 hours away from boogie at all times

0:30 Wolf why? My eyes

This is so cursed.

Clip recommendation: MauLer and Rag’s discussing Soma with Fringy after he completed the game. I’d still recommend anyone to watch the playthrough in full (as well as MauLer’s videos on the game), but it would make for a nice “short” breakdown of the game’s choices and themes. In any case, keep up the good work Wolf! :)

could be good to find one where the EFAP crew specifically talk about objectivity in art and their view on it. There's probably a good number of people who believe in the whole "Mauler thinks his opnions are objective and everyone else subjective" shit and would be neat to have a quick reference beyond the larger discussion in TFA critique part 1 Problem here is that i can't remember any specific mainline EFAP timestamp, i know they talked about it more than once but the only timestamp i ended up saving is a superchat catchup, " Catchin' up EFAP 237 & EFAP 234 and streamlabs" at 5:16, but there may be a better one to use

9:10 I would consider an Arkansas 8 to be an LA 10. I guess it depends what you're looking for. Arkansas sounds like happy smiling southern girls that can bake a pie. Boogie probably wants them to take a #2 on his chest or something and that's probably more an LA thing.

Boogie sounds like an actual incel.

E;R being confused and horrified by boogie is the only joy I have in my life

Good job once again, wolf :)

With this new EFAP on Boogie it might be a good idea to post an old clip with EFAP talking about Boogie from EFAP 113. Timestamp: 1:01:26 - 1:20:02.

I have no idea who this guy is, but this is hilarious😂

5:43 is probably the creepiest I’ve ever heard Mauler sound.

"Not to keep comparing [Boogie2998] to Sauron but....." -- MauLer 2023

Great job Wolf!

Another great highlight, keep up the good work and Happy Thanksgiving all my massives

This stream had E;R speaking the most he has in the entire year… But at what cost?

We all know his real love is Taco Bell & MTN Dew.

Gamers rise up, seize the means of recreation

Why is the link for the discord not on the description? or am I being an old tism

still no guest links in the description

16:01 DON'T REDEEM NO

KZread shorts have gone too far! Hi, Wolf!

EFAP referencing Kitboga is the only thing that gives me joy.

E;R is golden here

I like how rags went for porn before relationships in his ranking.

Peak

How did he ever get Married?

Idk the joking about sex work at the start was kinda tasteless. Soliciting a prostitute is so immoral and people joke about "hookers" as if they're not real people with real emotions being exploited. Ngl I skipped half this video because the way they talked about it was gross. People dismiss comments like this saying that they chose the job etc, but given the fact that she did it to get a nursing degree, sex work obviously isn't what she wanted to do in life. It's coercing someone into sex with extra steps. They're poor so they have sex with you. Yeah sure, that's consent. Idk. I don't usually go on rants online but people should just treat the topic more sensitively. People always act as if prostitutes are stupid and slutty. God damn man.

@SiriusSphynx

2 ай бұрын

There are plenty of ways to pay for things. Drugs, IQ, self esteem, and easy money is what leads to sex work. I would feel bad for them IF I didn't have to slave away in construction job as a single father. There is definitely a level of laziness and privilege that comes with that level if pay for so little "work". And there are a lot of women that are not good looking enough or have higher standards that find a better way. If you're going to rant about something you chose a poor hill to die on. It is straight up poor choices and greed and probably drugs that leads to that lifestyle. I don't feel any more bad for them than I do for a rich person crying about their problems. Frankly anybody who's holding down a real job or career are doing something serious with their life is probably too overworked to really give a damn. Hence it's their life and their choice. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone worth their salt that would say otherwise. Good luck getting enough people to care. And maybe go feel bad for kids with cancer or abusive homes if your going to let your heart bleed out on the floor.

@ceilingfanenthusiast6041

2 ай бұрын

@SiriusSphynx I knew someone who was abused at home and became a prostitute to avoid starving. Doesn't even drink. She was underage at the time. She tried to get a job but couldn't find work. She was also a lesbian having sex with men who had daughters older than her. It's easily made money, not easy on the person. I don't think it's something people should be callous about it. You can say they're all stupid or drug addicts. Even if they were, I still think it's a horrific industry.

@9VK7

4 ай бұрын

True