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The Bonfire - Trophy Wife Preacher

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  • @zyloooooo
    @zyloooooo3 жыл бұрын

    Yes! I was halfway watching this when the incident happened. I cried into the night, “they can’t do this!” Glad you’re back Crack Lee. The man, the legend.

  • @justthebassist8077

    @justthebassist8077

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad to know I wasn't alone. I got out of the car, walked into work, went to pull it back up and it was gone. Ruined my day

  • @pewerjenius

    @pewerjenius

    3 жыл бұрын

    I could have a black child >.>

  • @Dethstrat

    @Dethstrat

    2 жыл бұрын

    Female logic, "who gives a clit... oh wait, it could happen to me?!?! Burn the world!!!"

  • @angieglover159
    @angieglover1593 ай бұрын

    "Is he reading this from the Bible?" 😂😂😂 lmfao

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula19792 жыл бұрын

    As the lord sayth " no fat chicks".

  • @takingbacktoxic7898

    @takingbacktoxic7898

    Жыл бұрын

    Book of Gary 6:9

  • @johnonan744

    @johnonan744

    5 ай бұрын

    "God said, wash yo' ass'

  • @Dethstrat
    @Dethstrat2 жыл бұрын

    "She cant help it, she'll say 'it's my thyroid, my prostate' "

  • @GLPitt1

    @GLPitt1

    2 жыл бұрын

    "She'll say she got a medical condition. Yeah, she does, it's fatty boom battie-ism!" 😅

  • @Rickydiculus
    @Rickydiculus2 жыл бұрын

    I like how the words of this pastor don’t mesh with his 6 months pregnant man physique

  • @rosebuddelicious8491

    @rosebuddelicious8491

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s the beauty of it

  • @lukeyduke79

    @lukeyduke79

    2 жыл бұрын

    like most social control mechanisms, it's do as I say, not as I do...

  • @Me_AV

    @Me_AV

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂 It's true

  • @lesliedegnan
    @lesliedegnan2 жыл бұрын

    I love that this guy has Hank Hill body trying to tell us how to look. The gut on this guy. lol Thanks for the video!!!

  • @mr.resistance4015

    @mr.resistance4015

    2 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a lesbian 🤣

  • @driley5004

    @driley5004

    2 жыл бұрын

    HANK HILL IM DONE😂

  • @GLPitt1

    @GLPitt1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen. This dude should be thanking the lord any woman lets him stick ot in her box, no matter how old & fat.

  • @californianightmares6463

    @californianightmares6463

    Жыл бұрын

    He looks like Newman

  • @UncomplicatedFellow

    @UncomplicatedFellow

    Жыл бұрын

    So what level of fitness or attractiveness does he have to posses for him to have an opinion?

  • @RipCityChief
    @RipCityChief3 ай бұрын

    This was definitely one of the inspirations for Righteous Gemstones…

  • @angieglover159
    @angieglover1593 ай бұрын

    "The devil is in the gag reflex" 😂😂😂😂

  • @beardomcgee5005
    @beardomcgee50053 жыл бұрын

    Glad you're back!

  • @1w2i3l4t
    @1w2i3l4t3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo this guy is a savage "She looked like a sumo wrestler" WHATT

  • @napukapu

    @napukapu

    11 ай бұрын

    He didn't give a FUCK. I hope one day I could be this stone cold and fearless.

  • @backforblood3421
    @backforblood34212 жыл бұрын

    Corey Haim said that "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" thing on Opie and Anthony while he, Corey Feldman and Feldman's second wife were promoting their show back in the '00s.

  • @thefallenone1718

    @thefallenone1718

    2 жыл бұрын

    He stole it from Susan powter

  • @GaslightingWomen

    @GaslightingWomen

    Жыл бұрын

    Except opiates

  • @donanything4496
    @donanything44963 жыл бұрын

    Sir Crack Lee, our Lord or lords, our Secretary of Defence. Your dedication to The Bad Boys of Satelite radio, along with our Commander in Chief Andy Pace, is nothing short of remarkable. 22:18 to 22:45 started with Jacob's "You think God moulded a pig!?" and then Jay's "You know Eve had some titty, you KNOW she did!" had me side splitting laughing with the supreme editing you did. Fuck man we appreciate all you do for the campers and the hours of work you put into it all. Glad to have you back, brother in arms.

  • @thomasthomas3750
    @thomasthomas37503 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for bringing this back

  • @napukapu
    @napukapu11 ай бұрын

    This was one of the greatest clips they ever covered on the show. I think I'm on my 4th or 5th lap of this gold.

  • @justthebassist8077
    @justthebassist80773 жыл бұрын

    Welcome back you absolute legend! Crackle Crackle!!

  • @NDC1234
    @NDC12343 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Crack Lee!! 🔥🔥

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula19792 жыл бұрын

    And Cain said to his bitch, which was also his mother, feel this Cain, if you know what I'm saying. Then God came down said that shits not right, came down from haven and kicked him where he split him.

  • @murph7141
    @murph7141Ай бұрын

    I love how he keeps looking at his Bible as if he's reading this mess out of it 😂

  • @GLPitt1
    @GLPitt12 жыл бұрын

    Bubba Sparxx? Dan gonna be quoting Uncle Cracker next?

  • @jacknelson8439
    @jacknelson84393 жыл бұрын

    Everyone be cool

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie2 жыл бұрын

    I like to think he's the next Sam Kinison!

  • @johndoe-bq1xt
    @johndoe-bq1xt3 жыл бұрын

    This guy turned me into a Christians - PRAISE JESUS !

  • @highpineapple

    @highpineapple

    2 жыл бұрын

    Christians, plural?

  • @evanabbott2737

    @evanabbott2737

    2 жыл бұрын

    God Bless!😁🙏

  • @guitarshredder420

    @guitarshredder420

    Жыл бұрын

    “I don’t likes mens no more”

  • @ryanlara83
    @ryanlara832 жыл бұрын

    That guy has crossfaded eyes. Like he just smoked a blunt all to himself and downed a 40 before preaching

  • @Dethstrat

    @Dethstrat

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure of he did but his inbred Gene's did, no one cares this much about this shit unless he is the bitchest man insixe. Thinking of the Shmiddle shmeast and christ and cath licks

  • @guitarshredder420

    @guitarshredder420

    Жыл бұрын

    “God bless” - Sal

  • @tanner2106
    @tanner21063 жыл бұрын

    for some reason, i feel the boys missed out on having the yung bull on third mic. this seems like its got gilly written all over it... PS, good to have you back Lee

  • @Ellron23

    @Ellron23

    2 жыл бұрын

    Always though

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula19799 ай бұрын

    This guy would be so good at tell yo mamma jokes.

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 Жыл бұрын

    The absolute fucking kinds of riffing. Lol

  • @killervacuum
    @killervacuum Жыл бұрын

    the christian bubba the love sponge

  • @Georgiavr-1
    @Georgiavr-13 ай бұрын

    Bro looks like Hank Hill and Forest Gump's love child.

  • @mestronghandle
    @mestronghandle2 жыл бұрын

    “The title pastor is self assigned” Seminary school ,and a church needs to hire you 😂

  • @californianightmares6463

    @californianightmares6463

    Жыл бұрын

    You don't need to go to seminary, and 3 people is legally a church

  • @Dethstrat
    @Dethstrat2 жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing there are multiple reasons he doesnt do marriage counseling

  • @ithinkimarealboy2402
    @ithinkimarealboy24022 жыл бұрын

    I think Jay meant War and Peace, not The Art of War. War and Peace is enormous. The Art of War isn't very big. Oops, mea culpa. I mistook this for an intellectual Sirius channel. Actually I truly think that Dan and Jay are smarter than most of the hosts of the other Sirius channels, no cap.

  • @Buckets50

    @Buckets50

    2 жыл бұрын

    They’re self aware enough to know they aren’t the smartest ppl ever. A lot of the ‘intellectual’ radio hosts live in such an echo chamber that they start to forget that they aren’t god.

  • @GLPitt1

    @GLPitt1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shut up nerd! With all yer book learnin' & stuff. Lol

  • @GLPitt1

    @GLPitt1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Big surprise the guy who dresses like he was in Crazy Town with the fingerless gloves is barely literate. Ya don't say? 😅

  • @ithinkimarealboy2402

    @ithinkimarealboy2402

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was kidding about thinking that The Bonfire being an intellectual show. I thought that was obvious my fellow camper.

  • @greg6898
    @greg68982 жыл бұрын

    Started off from mommas with my thumb in the wind

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie2 жыл бұрын

    Jay missed a Pontious Pilates joke there.

  • @Buckets50

    @Buckets50

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did he?

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie

    @TheKitchenerLeslie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Buckets50 Yep

  • @systemicsystems336

    @systemicsystems336

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure?

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie

    @TheKitchenerLeslie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@systemicsystems336 Yep

  • @highpineapple

    @highpineapple

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you positive?

  • @koroplum7525
    @koroplum75253 жыл бұрын

    Synchronised ahhhhh 25:01

  • @pearsequigley1092
    @pearsequigley109210 ай бұрын

    This birdman hahaha, beat it ya weirdo

  • @TheNuginski
    @TheNuginski3 жыл бұрын

    Any link for Sean Fury interview?

  • @daniellelazenby3397
    @daniellelazenby3397 Жыл бұрын

    If you don’t “have to look like a butch” what is his reason??! Why is he forcing this atrocity on our eyes if he could just be better and hotter and stop?

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce3 жыл бұрын

    hes so right

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie2 жыл бұрын

    They should have given Norm Macdonald credit for the "So I says to the guy, I says..." He wrote that originally for Farley and then used it later on in interviews.

  • @dixienourmous10

    @dixienourmous10

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's older than Norm.

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie

    @TheKitchenerLeslie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dixienourmous10 Nazi Liar.

  • @charliekelly3173

    @charliekelly3173

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheKitchenerLeslie so fucking triggered LMAO

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie

    @TheKitchenerLeslie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@charliekelly3173 You sure are triggered ROFLMAO!

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie

    @TheKitchenerLeslie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@charliekelly3173 Now get an argument.

  • @Buxtonphil
    @Buxtonphil Жыл бұрын

    Is that Joe DeRosa?

  • @realsteezystevie
    @realsteezystevie Жыл бұрын

    1:00:07 DJ Lou… pot her down!

  • @liquidmang

    @liquidmang

    11 ай бұрын

    Were those legit beeps or was DJ Lou fuckin around?

  • @youtubebannedme4207
    @youtubebannedme42072 жыл бұрын

    Not religous but I hot to agree with this guy

  • @jeredsteadman4160
    @jeredsteadman41609 ай бұрын

    The funniest part of this whole scenario is that big J sees no similarities at all just like the Corey Feldman thing

  • @SamThiebaud89

    @SamThiebaud89

    7 ай бұрын

    In what way is Jay at all like Feldman or this guy? Hes succesful and respected in his field, been doing it for 20+ years, and is a really nice guy in person. Wheres the middle of the venn diagram?

  • @jeredsteadman4160

    @jeredsteadman4160

    7 ай бұрын

    @@SamThiebaud89 Jesus Christ bro did he adopt you or get you off the junk. So why you're so busy defending your homie he constantly corrects people and is wrong every time he corrects them while others let his mistakes go Corey Feldman has tendency to do that he also says the same exact passive aggressive lines to his old lady that Corey does he has a "are we going to have something to drink with dinner" at least four times a podcast. Now Captain save an overrated comic can I get back to my Sunday

  • @sparksdrinker5650

    @sparksdrinker5650

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jeredsteadman4160 i hope you find happiness one day

  • @lastingspillage
    @lastingspillage Жыл бұрын

    He looks like Jay

  • @NeverBeenOnMaury
    @NeverBeenOnMaury11 ай бұрын

    Based

  • @verydisappointed
    @verydisappointed9 ай бұрын

    1:16:14

  • @mjjohansson1702
    @mjjohansson17022 жыл бұрын

    You don't want to be your best self for your partner? Not sure of what's controversial about this.

  • @dandansen4261

    @dandansen4261

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably the lack of nuance and obvious hypocrisy being displayed. Preacher man doesn't practice what he preaches.

  • @Dethstrat

    @Dethstrat

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only thing indisagree with is christine saying women are less materialistic than men. True they dont care what men look like if there is enough money or stuff

  • @Me_AV

    @Me_AV

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree. I will stay in shape, but fellas, you must stay in shape as well.

  • @adamberndt4190
    @adamberndt41902 жыл бұрын

    I don't mind Dan cutting in, in the middle of videos or interrupting big jay here and there but he really has to stop doing it as much as he does.

  • @utepminers39
    @utepminers393 ай бұрын

    Ugh why does Christine talk