The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

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Jimmy Carr is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Miranda Hart, Nish Kumar, Jonathan Ross, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer battle it out to see who can remember most about... well everything!
Annual British TV show with a comedy panel in the style of a pub quiz with questions relating to the events of the year just gone by.
The Big Fat Quiz Show of Everything 2018
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  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull6 ай бұрын

    Vic and Bob were on fire. "My name is James Bond... James Bond" is so simple and hilarious.

  • @mikegwillis
    @mikegwillis5 ай бұрын

    I just love Bob Mortimer he is a national treasure!

  • @failuretolaunch4571
    @failuretolaunch45716 ай бұрын

    Bob and Vic are the best duo out there. OBVIOUSLY 😊

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull

    @TheOrlandoTrustfull

    6 ай бұрын

    You might be the first person ever to call them Bob and Vic. Do you also enjoy the work of Dec and Ant?

  • @failuretolaunch4571

    @failuretolaunch4571

    6 ай бұрын

    Off course 😊

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3

    @cannotfindmyshoes3

    5 ай бұрын

    Yes, I agree. Vic and Bob are the most intelligent and the funniest there. And joking aside, they ARE both very well read, very intelligent.

  • @st4rm4n3
    @st4rm4n36 ай бұрын

    Bob Mortimer is so lovable that i can't help but smile like an idiot when he's on.

  • @joannmay-anthony1076

    @joannmay-anthony1076

    5 ай бұрын

    I love Bob on Would I Lie to You! and Claudia Winkelman. They are hysterical with their stories.

  • @st4rm4n3

    @st4rm4n3

    5 ай бұрын

    He's fantastic on WILTY, such a good storyteller.

  • @julianevans9548
    @julianevans95486 ай бұрын

    I love that Vic has loads of stories about famous people, and every single one of them is him doing something utterly bizarre. It's the very best kind of name-dropping.

  • @bc4yt

    @bc4yt

    5 ай бұрын

    "Do you remember?" 😂

  • @happivaras

    @happivaras

    5 ай бұрын

    @julianevens9548 I just want a funny comedian, not a charity case. 6 out of 7 isn't bad. Although Claudia Winkleman would be a nightmare girlfriend.

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3

    @cannotfindmyshoes3

    5 ай бұрын

    He's brilliant. Bob too.

  • @thurizaz795

    @thurizaz795

    3 ай бұрын

    I love that you believe the rubbish that comes out of his mouth lol

  • @happivaras

    @happivaras

    3 ай бұрын

    @@cannotfindmyshoes3 Bob yes

  • @dannymetcalfe8279
    @dannymetcalfe82795 ай бұрын

    I'm totally, completely, eternally, madly, hopelessly, and HELPLESSLY in love with Claudia Winkleman.

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u

    @user-wm3bf7pi3u

    5 ай бұрын

    She's insane on Would I Lie to You and I think she did something on Task Master.

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3

    @cannotfindmyshoes3

    5 ай бұрын

    Please take her away from us ! (Actually I quite like her myself but I know she would be a nightmare to live with. You'd need a LOT of Valium. For both of you.)

  • @jofi4580
    @jofi45805 ай бұрын

    Great line up. Vic and Bob on the same team is a brilliant move

  • @artursandwich1974
    @artursandwich19746 ай бұрын

    Achy breaky Heart may be the only song that John Snow was sort of keeping the rhythm while doing his so-called "dancing". And I say it's absolutely amazing and adorable how he made an art and a forte out of not being able to dance.

  • @Frawt

    @Frawt

    6 ай бұрын

    Also, I'm pretty sure, close to the only time his dancing wasn't almost exclusively him swinging his right arm around in circles for all of it. Love the man, but his ability to dance is - as you said - non-existant, and yet we still love to see it.

  • @artursandwich1974

    @artursandwich1974

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Frawt 😉🙂👍

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube5 ай бұрын

    1:25:39 - Jimmy foreshadowing his "I Literally Just Told You" quiz show which came along three years after this was filmed! 😲

  • @50RatsinaCoat
    @50RatsinaCoat5 ай бұрын

    Vic and Bob absolutely broke me with those Willy Wonka answers.

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u5 ай бұрын

    People say Jimmy is a robot but the "Don't Impress Me" bit makes me think Claudia is having a system meltdown and needs a major hardware upgrade.

  • @Cheskaz
    @Cheskaz6 ай бұрын

    I'm genuinely so thrown by the pronunciation of Nestle (fuck that genuinely monstrous company) in that old ad at 1:11:00

  • @sylviah.1443
    @sylviah.14436 ай бұрын

    1:25:10 to 1:26:17 i think that is the only time jimmy actually gave the answer when he was asked for it, just out of emotion. 😂 "i love you, claudia but no"

  • @danonck

    @danonck

    3 ай бұрын

    Also the fact that he invented his future show "I literally just told you".

  • @nolanmcintyre14
    @nolanmcintyre146 ай бұрын

    17:16 I'LL SLEEP WITH MARTIN, ME WOOD LOUSE I wonder if Bob Mortimer is accepting adoption applications

  • @ironmaiden197
    @ironmaiden19727 күн бұрын

    1:25:59 is definitely my favouite bit of this whole episode.

  • @blatant-One
    @blatant-One3 ай бұрын

    I've been watching your show on KZread in America and I'm learning to speak English very badly.

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u5 ай бұрын

    I think the Monopoly pieces question could also be answered with the items the Polymorph turns into on "Polymorph" from Red Dwarf.

  • @jsio3820
    @jsio38206 ай бұрын

    Thanks for posting!

  • @scottwlson6033
    @scottwlson60333 ай бұрын

    BOB AND THAT DUDE THAT FUCKED UP THE EGG TRICK 😮😅😅😅

  • @arkansaninva
    @arkansaninva3 ай бұрын

    This entire episode was chaos from beginning to end

  • @user-fo9mw2qp1b
    @user-fo9mw2qp1b4 ай бұрын

    They all are amazing comedians ❤

  • @mentalwig420
    @mentalwig4203 ай бұрын

    Lol Jimmy saying "I love you" Claudia. And they didn't catch it. 🤟🏽💯😊

  • @Uatu-the-Watcher
    @Uatu-the-Watcher6 ай бұрын

    Those famous bears roaming the English hillsides.

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick5 ай бұрын

    Thomas Edison *did not invent* the lightbulb. 💡He hired a huge team of technicians to develop a marketable (not permanent) filament for one he could make money from. The point was to turn the long-lasting lightbulb into a disposable item that people needed to buy continually instead of just once or twice in a lifetime.

  • @TassieLorenzo

    @TassieLorenzo

    5 ай бұрын

    If I understand correctly the long-lasting ones, like the Centennial Light, are incredibly dim. I don't think it is conspiracy and that bulb manufacturers are deliberately withholding long-lasting bulbs that are also incredibly bright. We see how, for example, automotive halogen light bulbs that are brighter bulbs don't last as long and vice versa (long-life bulbs are dimmer), it's just the engineering tradeoff. While LED bulbs with more didoes that are driven less hard would last longer (and are offered in some markets), by necessity they cost more to manufacture and are sold at a higher price, so again there is a trade-off there.

  • @puirYorick

    @puirYorick

    5 ай бұрын

    @@TassieLorenzo My understanding is that the Centennial light is fed by a low-wattage dynamo - perhaps for obvious reasons. Cycling on and off will shorten the life of any incandescent bulb. A continuous duty glow at a moderate level will maximize the durability of any filament type. The tweaking of multiple factors is certainly a commercial decision.

  • @andrewcarson5850
    @andrewcarson58504 ай бұрын

    Simon Pegg was a Milky Bar Kid. He does a great interview about the struggles he had with the part, with Alan Partidge. Emotionl stuff.

  • @user-by6cp2xv8k
    @user-by6cp2xv8k4 ай бұрын

    Filmed in the morning....Jimmy said it to the guests.

  • @poilboiler
    @poilboiler5 ай бұрын

    Isn't Jimmy's shaved bear fact from QI?

  • @lozinozz7567

    @lozinozz7567

    5 ай бұрын

    The shaved bears were actually promoted as ‘pig faced woman’

  • @ElliotG89
    @ElliotG895 ай бұрын

    I can't help but feel that the Jonathans dogs scenario was kind of 'a bit' on his part that didn't really work?!

  • @bobbeorn

    @bobbeorn

    5 ай бұрын

    Miranda acting like the dog was dragging by her around- that woman could anchor a cruise liner. Re: the dogs, listening to the poor buggers trying to breath under hot studio lights wasn't for me.

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3

    @cannotfindmyshoes3

    5 ай бұрын

    It was a cheap shot. Those poor deformed dogs. It made me sick.

  • @michaelkluko3660

    @michaelkluko3660

    2 ай бұрын

    True ,, I got the same impression . It was just annoying !

  • @garrygreen4814
    @garrygreen48143 ай бұрын

    I always want Claudia to win

  • @CheeseballPax-iw3br
    @CheeseballPax-iw3br6 ай бұрын

    I have never got one of those children stories

  • @ipellaers

    @ipellaers

    3 ай бұрын

    That's because they're SHIT.

  • @joannmay-anthony1076
    @joannmay-anthony10766 ай бұрын

    I am paying monthly for no ads and but i am still getting ads as part of the video.

  • @50RatsinaCoat

    @50RatsinaCoat

    5 ай бұрын

    Same here! I was so weirded out to have an advert after so long of not having them

  • @joannmay-anthony1076

    @joannmay-anthony1076

    5 ай бұрын

    @@50RatsinaCoatYeah made me pretty mad.

  • @SWAMPMONSTER5000

    @SWAMPMONSTER5000

    5 ай бұрын

    they’re nothing to do with youtube, they’re part of the video from wherever this person ripped the video from. skip past them you utter simpleton.

  • @jacksonbrown4112
    @jacksonbrown41124 ай бұрын

    Can soeone make an edit of this with nish removed?

  • @dannysstart2218
    @dannysstart22186 ай бұрын

    my mum had a craving for skips when she was preg, hasn't eaten them since giving birth.

  • @StickItUpYrBumGugle

    @StickItUpYrBumGugle

    5 ай бұрын

    Eerie! 😲

  • @starrosborne7839
    @starrosborne78395 ай бұрын

    It’s not the same without Richard ayoade

  • @terranceparsons5185

    @terranceparsons5185

    5 ай бұрын

    You're right, it's way better

  • @TKGTV
    @TKGTV3 ай бұрын

    Uganda Hart? Coulda gone with MiRwanda Hart but nah

  • @mattofalltradez
    @mattofalltradez4 ай бұрын

    Embedding ads in a KZread video while uploading copywrited content. Shame.

  • @krock90
    @krock906 ай бұрын

    Fun fact: Aside from the Beatles themselves, Bob Dylan is the only musician featured on the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club album cover.

  • @donnahighley2940

    @donnahighley2940

    6 ай бұрын

    Dion is also there.

  • @Bryce3189

    @Bryce3189

    6 ай бұрын

    how is that fun at all?

  • @TheLastCrusader22

    @TheLastCrusader22

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@Bryce3189 To quote Jeremy Clarkson from The Grand Tour: "He began that by saying 'it's interesting, isn't it?' and then proceeded to not be interesting for the next ten minutes!"

  • @tmarsden1878
    @tmarsden18786 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Carr has some incriminating photos of Jon Snow, it's the only explanation, that or he got/gets him really drunk!?

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore5 ай бұрын

    Listening to those poor dogs struggle to breathe is fucking painful.

  • @xbfalcon83
    @xbfalcon835 ай бұрын

    Eugene Shoemaker is not an "astrologist"

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u
    @user-wm3bf7pi3u5 ай бұрын

    ASL = American Sign Language I = little finger up L = thumb and forefinger up Y = thumb and little finger up Add them all together and it spells ILY.

  • @cannotfindmyshoes3
    @cannotfindmyshoes35 ай бұрын

    Jonathon...you also are overpaid. Many would say you are a massive pwick too.

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran00774 ай бұрын

    It's good to see nish laughing at his own jokes otherwise the show would be full of uncomfortable silences (or at least when he isn't shouting)

  • @jackbuff_I
    @jackbuff_I5 ай бұрын

    Betty Hill WAS NOT AND IS NOT a "nutter" .... Jimmy, you cnut.

  • @jacobwatts1824

    @jacobwatts1824

    5 ай бұрын

    u got him there buddy

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u

    @user-wm3bf7pi3u

    5 ай бұрын

    He must have gotten her confused with Benny Hill.

  • @terranceparsons5185

    @terranceparsons5185

    5 ай бұрын

    Oh so she really was abducted by aliens then!

  • @user-wm3bf7pi3u

    @user-wm3bf7pi3u

    5 ай бұрын

    @@terranceparsons5185 It's the teeth that clenches it for me, the aliens have been harvesting us as cattle since the dawn of time and they just now realized there are false teeth.

  • @jackbuff_I

    @jackbuff_I

    5 ай бұрын

    @@terranceparsons5185 well yeah, after serious and extensive research she had no reason to lie. To even make a co-racial relationship public was an extremely risky thing to do. Her recollection of Zeta Reticuli was incredibly strange and very strong evidence of contact. Human scientist's didn't know about until decades later. I encourage researching it with an open mind.

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons51855 ай бұрын

    Oh joy, no Richard Ayoade

  • @marcwilliams9824
    @marcwilliams98244 ай бұрын

    Nish Kumar? No thanks. Bye.

  • @bumpty9830
    @bumpty98305 ай бұрын

    You didn't win that war, mate, Russia and the US won that war.

  • @terranceparsons5185

    @terranceparsons5185

    5 ай бұрын

    Well let's be honest, the Germans lost because they attacked Russia before knocking Britain out of the war and then Hitler decided he was a better general than von Paulus, von Runstedt, Rommel, Guederian, von Manstein etc. If Britain fell, how would the US beat Germany? If Britain fell what would prevent an army 2 to 3 times as large taking Russia?

  • @ipellaers

    @ipellaers

    3 ай бұрын

    You mean Canada and the Ruskies? The US only supplied cannon fodder.

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