Now that I've addressed all the KZread drama I can finally get back to real games, let's play the Bible

@Hellbughunter

Жыл бұрын

What a KZread move from you

@yuarentlucky

Жыл бұрын

The graphics make me kind of cross eyed. 7.5/10.

@dazcarrr

Жыл бұрын

speedrun crucifixion any%

@TheGleely

Жыл бұрын

In before youtube demonitizes the bible

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

I found this comment in 1 minute after it was made. Such a KZread move for me

Fun fact: This ‘game(?)’ seems to run on Ren’py, a game engine specifically geared towards visual novels. Which means it actually shares an engine with Doki Doki Literature Club, along with a ton of other anime visual novels. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

@vslazer6728

Жыл бұрын

This is their way of repenting for their sins.

@Runetrantor

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, the engine that runs porn games and erotic VNs runs the Bible too. What a world!

@brendanklein6617

Жыл бұрын

I was shocked when I saw the default pause screen. Turns out people making hentai games were blessed this whole time

@baileyjerman5573

Жыл бұрын

The bible runs on the same engine as ddlc is such a poweful statement that it gives me whiplash

@lukehdarowlet9321

Жыл бұрын

That is a real KZread of a fact there. Thanks for sharing

The fact that the bible is not only on steam but is made in visual novel maker and has autosaves is a real youtube moment.

@helplmchoking

Жыл бұрын

The fact it's made in the same engine as some... Other visual novels is peak KZread honestly

@mlyu11

Жыл бұрын

Yup, I was gonna point out the irony of the literal Bible being made in Ren'Py as well.

@evorathesylvurr

Жыл бұрын

as soon as he mentioned the load feature i recognized the system (I use ren'py for hobby) and I HAD to see if anyone else recognized it.

@nokov6517

Жыл бұрын

I wasn't quite sure personally until I saw the save screen, but yeah Jesus wrote the Bible in Ren'py, not in a book

@Aoskar95

Жыл бұрын

You thought they were gonna take that extra step and learn Unity development? No offense to Ren'py, I've seen some good stuff made in it but the low barrier of entry has created enough shit to create job security for every waste management engineer for the next decade

It was a real youtube moment when Rt said he had a surprise for chat and then pulled up the bible on steam and 1k people left, funniest thing I ever seen.

@Zarkyun

Жыл бұрын

Says a lot about those people.

@sidhackney8831

Жыл бұрын

What KZreads

@GamerMoment

Жыл бұрын

@@Zarkyun Those people were real KZreads

@filin_-vn4fj

Жыл бұрын

yeah, that was a really youtube move

@smoltoon885

Жыл бұрын

@@Zarkyun or maybe a lot about the bible?

As someone who works in a church, every time i come across “among us” in scripture i laugh so hard and it feels so juvenile

@lilyhawthorne1196

Жыл бұрын

Dude I went to a two hour Easter sermon, heard 'among us' like twenty minutes and waited until it was over to tell my brother the preacher said among us...he looked so disgusted with me lol.

@HaroldMC63

10 ай бұрын

@@lilyhawthorne1196our first reading was 2 kings 2:23

@ilfedarkfairy

7 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, the fact that you have to laugh is pretty... SUS. No, I will not apologise.

@Door227

5 ай бұрын

My face after someone tells the most serious and heart wrenching story but said among us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"They're updating the Bible" "There is a Bible DLC" Golden content man

@_____2219

Жыл бұрын

Its the LDC dlc

@The_Mission_Master

Жыл бұрын

✞

@ComedicLetter

Жыл бұрын

They’re gonna patch out the infinite food glitch

@JimPickensCultist

Жыл бұрын

@enigmabureau It wasn't a glitch, it was the dev's son with a Mod Menu.

@GTAVictor9128

Жыл бұрын

I mean, wasn't the New Testament basically a sequel to the Old Testament? And the Bible was originally strictly in Latin, it was only many years later before it was translated into vernacular.

people who weren't on this stream will never know the sheer surrealism of Dan, after crafting his new swears, going "hang on a minute" and bringing up the Bible steam page

@daawesomeman2859

Жыл бұрын

Boutta check out the vod just for this

@squidpile

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Jerma bit

@hugocorminboeuf8007

Жыл бұрын

That's the most youtube thing to do

@D.KlWA-aG

Жыл бұрын

what a youtube move

@poemsbypoetry

Жыл бұрын

I gasped out loud when he showed the achievements on stream lmao

A couple of days ago I saw someone on Twitter say something along the lines of "please stop computerizing household objects that work perfectly fine without computers" and I guess that principle also applies to the Bible

@woooooooooooooooooooooooo

7 күн бұрын

I was going to say its good for people who can't afford an actual bible, but I cannot find any circumstance in which you can afford steam but not a bible lmao

@woooooooooooooooooooooooo

7 күн бұрын

It is still a cool project though

Now THIS is the kind of “bringing gospel to gamers” I needed

This is such a KZread moment from the creators of “The Bible” on steam.

@Elifre

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. They're such KZreads.

@hecklwarr

Жыл бұрын

Eh, more of a spire move if you ask me.

@yourlocalpsychopath3924

Жыл бұрын

actual youtubes fr fr

@The_Mission_Master

Жыл бұрын

✞w✞

@Hhhiii2233

Жыл бұрын

Pog KZread moment

Gotta hand it to them, really. Taking a public domain text, slapping it into a visual novel builder, adding a couple menus and turning around and charging money for it is definitely one of the most unique grifts I've ever seen

@Shalakor

Жыл бұрын

Nah, more like one of the oldest and oversaturated grifts in history. For a very literal example, remember door to door bible sellsmen? Literally try to upsell people on a 'premium" version of something they already owned. Not the oldest profession, but oldest profession adjacent.

@RegalPixelKing

Жыл бұрын

It's very KZread of the people selling this.

@generallyunimportant

Жыл бұрын

i would comment something like "but the guy hired people to do VA, and translation, and even soundtrack!" but no one would care, and it'd be pointless as fuck as i know really little other than a few stackexchange and reddit posts and info from the steam page. edit: oh also if anyone is confused by the second section of the comment, it's basically me saying "i wouldn't be able to hold up a coherent argument because of my kinda KZread lack of information, so i won't even try to". nice edit 7+ hrs l8r, r8t?

@Laydralae_Joy

Жыл бұрын

You might even say its a real KZread thing for them to do.

@BlazeSLK

Жыл бұрын

@@RegalPixelKing They’re YouTubin annoying with these scams

Dan’s utter confusion at the beginning has me belly laughing. It’s fucking amazing. A real KZread moment.

@infinitenex8165

Жыл бұрын

I believe you meant to say "It's youtube amazing."

@lordofthechickens3627

Жыл бұрын

@@infinitenex8165 I believe you meant to say "It's fucking KZread"

@gui18bif

Жыл бұрын

one of the moments of all time

I love that the bible has the tag "psychological horror"

@shreyaspamaraju262

8 ай бұрын

and "fanatsy"

@Kitten_Kadoodle

7 ай бұрын

@@shreyaspamaraju262and sexual content

I love how the Bible is marked as “Psychological Horror” and “Sexual Content”

@danielslack9114

Жыл бұрын

They're not wrong.

@zackglickert4495

Жыл бұрын

“your breasts are like fawns on a hill” my favorite part

@jake_from_statefarm7209

Жыл бұрын

I mean, yes, that accurately describes many parts of the Bible 😁

@monkerulz

Жыл бұрын

Songs of Solomon is straight up literotica

@kirbyfreakyt4695

Жыл бұрын

Accurate.

The fact they put the Bible on Steam for 12 euro is such a youtube moment

@Joosher56

Жыл бұрын

The first bible type moment

@superman5150

Жыл бұрын

Raised Roman Catholic in a very conservative private school, eventually turned Atheist - this all tracks. The nuns were always pitching the DLC content

@Leo-zr2xp

Жыл бұрын

i agree

I love how this is made with same engine as some of the most unholy of visual novels ever made.

I’m glad you were Abel to get through this “game” but I Cain imagine it was a pain

@yeetmastercatto

Жыл бұрын

Shut up. No. Stop. Please shut up. I'm kidding don't take this seriously lol

@squarohedron0664

Жыл бұрын

this hurt to read. i still don't really know what this says.

@eliu868

Жыл бұрын

@@squarohedron0664 Bible character references

@CodersMusicOfficial

Жыл бұрын

IS THAT A [bible] REFERENCE!?

@MemezuiiSangkanskje

8 ай бұрын

@@CodersMusicOfficial OUR LORD AND [Saviorǃǃ1ǃ1997], [Spamsus] G. [Spamsus]ǃ

The funny part is that, since this game is considered a visual novel on steam, it has genuinely been recommended to me by steam.

@0kumurhuh

Жыл бұрын

that's so KZread

@tankofish937

Жыл бұрын

Also when I saw it, one of the categories was “Psychological Horror”

@aquatazer

Жыл бұрын

@@tankofish937 if you’ve read the Bible, it is definitely a psychological horror at times.

@irregularstuff5290

Жыл бұрын

"you all need Jesus", gamer edition.

@KleinesStein

Жыл бұрын

@@irregularstuff5290 you can now officially urge someone to read the bible by gifting it to them on steam

"I never thought I'd feel concerned playing the bible." What a sentence

Can't wait for the Book of Mormon dlc. I hear it expands on the base game and adds a whole new play area, as well as a story that happens concurrently with the base game

@lemyon8293

7 ай бұрын

but it completely rewrites the lore

@b3nzayizkoolyo

7 ай бұрын

@@lemyon8293 I know some reviewers who got early access to it said it was the "star wars sequel trilogy" of Bible dlc, but honestly I loved Episode 8 so that sounds good to me. Plus, the mechanic where God punishes evil people with dark skin sounds like it'll change the meta for the better

The best part about this game is that there's an active speedrunning community within it. You can speedrun The Bible.

@gabby993

Жыл бұрын

How? 💀

@RainbowUnicorn.-.

Жыл бұрын

@@gabby993 My guess would be clicking through all the pages as quickly as possible (Would definitely take longer than flipping through a physical book).

@gabby993

Жыл бұрын

@@RainbowUnicorn.-. bro I actually looked it up and saw speedruns of the ACTUAL bible-

@renakunisaki

Жыл бұрын

Is there ACE?

@dankus_lupas3577

Жыл бұрын

What a KZread Idea!

The fact this exists and costs so much money makes the people who made it a real spire and a youtube.

@koki1829

Жыл бұрын

It’s the cost of an irl Bible, if it had more people to choose voice actors from I could understand, but absolutely not at this price, as we don’t carry pc’s on us.

@sponge1234ify

Жыл бұрын

@@koki1829 college students does, at least

@Volvith

Жыл бұрын

The game is made in RenPy, the 'adult novel game' engine, known for such works of art as 'Sisterly Lust' and 'Milfy City'. ... I reiterate, _THE BIBLE. IS MADE. IN THE ADULT NOVEL ENGINE._ What KZreads made this, seriously!? :'D

@sponge1234ify

Жыл бұрын

@@Volvith That's a bit harsh on the engine. It's not like Unity or Unreal doesn't have its shares of blatant porn games, you know? Hell, more RPGMaker games nowadays are just porn walking simulators than they are depresso horrors. It's just that Ren'py is Free, Easy, and Cheap for making textual contents. Perfect for these absolute spires.

@hat9527

Жыл бұрын

@@Volvith ooh ddlc engine

I love RT commitment to redining the word KZread that he censors himself in editing with KZread instead of a funny noise or a bleep or something. Just perfection, lol.

Jesus was an influencer and the last supper was a mukbang

Fun fact: If you go into basically any church, they’re most likely give you a Bible for free

@redeye4516

Жыл бұрын

For real though, some of the old ladies who volunteer at my church heard I was looking for a small travel Bible and gave me a pocket version of the New Testament and Psalms entirely free. I haven't needed it yet because all travel plans were halted by the pandemic and ensuing war, but it was very kind of them.

@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup

Жыл бұрын

i think the bible is the most produced book in the world sitting at around 4 Billion copies. So there's a lot of supply

@idontwantahandlethough

Жыл бұрын

or literally any hotel room in the US. Or from those scammers in New York that hand you a bible "for free" and then ask for "a small donation" very aggressively; you can just not pay them and walk away lol Not sure why anyone who doesn't have a bible would even want one.. it's a terribly boring book (mostly, there's a few fun parts.. and saying Deuteronomy _is_ pretty fun, I suppose)

@mneech609

Жыл бұрын

@@idontwantahandlethough It's pretty useful when you're homeless. You can use it to start fire or wipe your arse with it.

@emmao6578

Жыл бұрын

I'm in the UK didn't go to special religious schools and still ended up with 2 or 3 free bibles by the end of secondary school, so yeah they really aren't hard to come across

The fact whoever made this knows a visual novel without choices or gameplay is called a kinectic novel is amazing to me.

@AcoriSage

Жыл бұрын

It's explained in the Ren'Py tutorial. Not that impressive.

@spottedwombat7103

Жыл бұрын

that a real youtube move

@Rhavet-

Жыл бұрын

You could say it’s KZread to me

@skeetsmcgrew3282

Жыл бұрын

Choices would make it pretty interesting tho

@itsRhodi

Жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 a choose your own adventure bible would hit different ngl /j

Imagine getting a steam notification that says your friend is now playing The Bible

4:52 "Why did God sound like Jigsaw??" I mean...you're not *wrong??* and that made it 10x funnier

@matthewboire6843

8 ай бұрын

Well he did cause some bad things to happen

@rslongshot7453

Ай бұрын

@@matthewboire6843 Yeah after an entire generation went against Him. I'd say the Creator has every right to punish His creations that went against Him.

@matthewboire6843

Ай бұрын

@@rslongshot7453 yea

RT reading the Bible being a direct cause from watching Paint Dry to crashing Facebook’s stock after visiting the Metaverse is already one of the most KZread things I’ve ever seen on this platform

@Geoooooooooo

Жыл бұрын

Stick I don't understand how you can always write such a banger comment like 2 minutes after the video is uploaded I wanna be just like you when I grow up

@JazzoBeat

Жыл бұрын

He never missed 🔥🔥

@kartenos

Жыл бұрын

@@Geoooooooooo That's such a youtube statement

@janreiafrica

Жыл бұрын

@@Geoooooooooo Years of commenting does things to a man

@Revermb

Жыл бұрын

what a wonderful domino effect

As a devoted Christian, the making of this game overall seems like a real KZread move

@skullcandy14785

Жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy nice used of youtube. Very you tube of you

@jacobwheeler1348

Жыл бұрын

@@skullcandy14785 Thanks, you absolute KZread!

@quantumblauthor7300

Жыл бұрын

You people are all way too nice to turn this word into a slur

@emeraldiontut2401

Жыл бұрын

Very KZread comment 10/10

@velvetcheese9754

Жыл бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300 Shut it, you Morgana.

I love that the steam tags for the bible include psychological horror

@WafflesssFalling

Жыл бұрын

and sexual content lol

I like the fact that he used his confirmation money on the Nintendo Wii because I did the same thing to buy the master sword at comic con 😂😂

Dan’s explanation of why he did his confirmation is literally all Irish people

@MarkusAldawn

Жыл бұрын

My brother told his teacher he was a pagan (he meant atheist lmao) and he still did his confirmation. Unfortunately this was after 2008, so the economy was in shambles and he didn't get as much from relatives as he should've.

@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup

Жыл бұрын

@@MarkusAldawn Yes teacher, i do believe in ancient gods and sacrifice the oldest in our family every year.

@MarkusAldawn

Жыл бұрын

@@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup I can celebrate saturnalia and christmas if it means more presents!

@ohgodohnothebees

Жыл бұрын

@@MarkusAldawn I actually am a neopagan

@georgeoldsterd8994

Жыл бұрын

@@MarkusAldawn are you sure he's not Jewish, though? Sounds very practical.

The fact that the user submitted tags are 'psychologic horror', 'sexual content' and 'fantasy' 💀

@thewingedporpoise

Жыл бұрын

they do all describe it!

@Her_Imperious_Condescension

Жыл бұрын

Is that inaccurate?

@LazoGT

Жыл бұрын

the bible is the most unique psychological horror book that i've ever read

@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup

Жыл бұрын

There's a part of the bible which attempts to scare you, There's another which is about sex and im atheist so i agree with the fantasy.

@Mendoza-yi6qk

Жыл бұрын

Just draw an angel from the detailing from the bible and you get something terrifying.

I wish someone would turn sections of the Bible into a game, like a AAA developer or at least a good indie game. There's some epic shit that goes on that deserves to be rendered, especially the old testament

As a Christian this is definitely a bible moment

This game has so much lore! I bet matpat would have a field day with this one

@silversonome5360

Жыл бұрын

Instead of getting massively disliked by the fans of the game he's defacing, MatPat just gets excommunicated for making a Bible theory

@rockhardcelery1214

Жыл бұрын

ahy do people keep bringimg up the superbestfriends

@thathollyjolly

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, way too much lore ☠

@modestmismagius105

Жыл бұрын

the bible is the next fnaf

@cypherusuh

Жыл бұрын

@@silversonome5360 isn't Bible game theory a thing? New interpretation released every month

This now makes me want to get a priest to do a Bible 100% speedrun

@Flaming_Saturn

Жыл бұрын

Priest: “Lift your spirits to the almighty father… *proceeds to do a sequence break causing the Genesis skip, saving 7 minutes of time*”

@jeremyquiros5483

Жыл бұрын

I can’t wait to watch the SGDQ 2023 speedrun of “The Bible” PC King James Version 100% no DLC no OOB randomizer relay race 2 hands 1 controller

@Coco-hq6ns

Жыл бұрын

Solomon skip is pretty intense. Also page tear skip is pretty controversial but I personally been using it recently.

@sneaky1053

Жыл бұрын

This is so underrated

@DankusMemicus

Жыл бұрын

Joe Leonard started making a bible speedrun years ago (it was just him reading the bible), but he removed those videos from KZread.

9:00 Nobody was taking this spot on Timed comments, what's up gang?

@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa

Жыл бұрын

nice

As a Christian man, the part where you said “Number 4, Burger King foot lettuce” instead of “Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce” greatly offended me.

"i did my confirmation and became a full catholic because i was told my relatives would give me a lot of money and i wanted to buy a nintendo wii" i don't think life goals can get any better than this

@remusteahan3521

Жыл бұрын

It's so accurate tho, like I did mine cos I wanted the money for books and a new game on my DS lmfao

@gilded2342

Жыл бұрын

I did the same thing last year to get a enough money for a gaming PC lol

@Pilsnor

Жыл бұрын

Same

@BierBart12

Жыл бұрын

When I heard how much my schoolmates got for their confirmation I was so sad about how atheist my family was

@connordarvall8482

Жыл бұрын

RT is one of the lucky few who can thank god for Wario.

Weirdest part of this to me is that I used RenPy for some projects and this is so obviously made in that program. The format of the menus, the options that don't make sense like Save and Load, it's all the default formatting of RenPy

@pillowmoment

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the the uhhh python program primarily used for visual novels? The name seems familiar

@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123

Жыл бұрын

Save and Load actually make a lot of sense, it's just a bookmark

@jprofio

Жыл бұрын

@@pillowmoment It's the popular free one for a lot of visual novels, I think it's python based. I stopped using it bc the community was awful if you asked for help

@drivingprune112

Жыл бұрын

@@pillowmoment it's used for a lot of popular ones, yeah. DDLC is a good example

@creator-link

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if they still enable the console?

Getting back on KZread’s good side with bible content I love it 😂

4:15 Legit the Halo announcer

“They’re updating the Bible” is something I never knew I needed to hear

@mpalmer22

Жыл бұрын

Not unusual, language changes and evolves. Saying someone is stoned today means something very different then it did 2000 years ago.

@breadm8101

Жыл бұрын

@@mpalmer22 yah too many people are offended it says gay bad

@RedPhoenix550

Жыл бұрын

@@mpalmer22 It's true. stoning in the bible meant tying the person to a really large boulder then pushing him off a cliff. (at least according to Jewish tradition)

@mpalmer22

Жыл бұрын

​@@RedPhoenix550 Well you have an example provided in Acts 14 where Paul survived being stoned outside Lystra where the Jews threw rocks at him. Another example is in John 8:58-59 where Jesus says the famous "Before Abraham was, I AM" and the pharisees picked up stones to throw at him. But besides all this, whether they were tied to a boulder, or had stones thrown at them, the end result is the same. To be stoned was to be put to death.

@bandito6678

Жыл бұрын

"Bro the new Bible update just dropped, wanna hop on?"

The fact that everyone came back to the stream the SECOND he closed the Bible is so hilarious to me XD

@shadcroly

Жыл бұрын

Such a KZread moment

@Balls_online

Жыл бұрын

Twitch moment

@denos1699

Жыл бұрын

Thems a buncha youtube

Now this is the KZread content I like to see coming from RT

Even in the Bible, Dan immediately speedruns destruction.

The lack of censorship is a risky move, but I respect it. Power to you Dan

@foozlegamer1025

Жыл бұрын

A KZread move, you could say

@jeremyrandolph8337

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I can't believe he had the gall to say that on stream, and then not have his editor removed it. That "Best of 2022" changed him man.

@Dr.Death8520

Жыл бұрын

KZread and risky are not synonyms, so therefore you yourself are a KZread

@snolls105

Жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Death8520 there are no synonyms, only youtube

@madmonty4761

Жыл бұрын

I believe in some censorship

Fun fact: Despite not necessarily being mentioned in the Book of Job, there's a third, far more obscure giant monster of the bible. Ziz is the sky counterpart to Leviathan (sea) and Behemoth (land).

@greenhowie

Жыл бұрын

I think you'll find the traditional name is Rayquaza

@dashiellgillingham4579

Жыл бұрын

Is that what that’s meant to be? I just took it as one of the many really big things God made and then beat the KZread out of and feels weirdly proud of himself for.

@cjt354

Жыл бұрын

Worm?

@cameronmefford

Жыл бұрын

The unspoken Ziz

@Hat_Wearing_Snatcher

Жыл бұрын

@@cjt354 yeah, WB took it from there

Opens revelations: "why do I hear boss music?"

I keep coming back to this video every now and then, one of the funniest RT's videos imo

Seeing “The Bible Version 1.1” made me spill my drink laughing

@synphilia4776

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for version 2.0

@jacobwhitlock5060

Жыл бұрын

@@synphilia4776 would that be the Book of Mormon? Or do we consider that a DLC?

@hircenedaelen

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobwhitlock5060 bootleg ripoff

@euducationator

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobwhitlock5060 The secret ending you get from completing every side quest.

@ikaiju-eu9wn

Жыл бұрын

@@alamba1165 Bible Beta: JOJO's bizarre adventure Bible 4.0: Godzilla Rulers of Earth Bible 5.0: Five Nights at Freddy's Survival logbook Bible 6.0: The Unholy Bible Bible 7.0: Ninja Get Good

I’ve been watching you for years now, RT. You really are a KZread.

@Zedzilliot

Жыл бұрын

youre so kind/rude

@Epicgirl368

Жыл бұрын

@@Zedzilliot HEY DON’T BE A KZread

Never thought humanity would ever be hitting clips like this. Jesus is the undisputed best speedrunner in this game.

4:28 WHY DOES GOD SOUND LIKE MY DAD ASKING ME TO HELP HIM WITH A COMPUTER PROBLEM

Nothing has ever spoken to my "Raised Catholic but not very religious anymore" self more than Dan saying he got confirmed just to buy a Wii

@irok1

Жыл бұрын

That Wii was a gift by God, so how could you not believe

@archerparty9270

Жыл бұрын

@@irok1 God works in many mysterious ways. Personally, I'm all for this method of conversion rather than the plagues and floods and so forth. It gets Him better PR.

@TheSpeep

Жыл бұрын

Yeah no honestly, despite having never been religious in my life, your first communion and confirmation were kinda just... cultural things you just kinda do here as a kid. And when faced with the prospect of a party with a lot of presents, kid me wasnt about to object to any of that.

@Messiasofdoom

Жыл бұрын

Tbh. everybody I knew who got confirmed with me just did it because of the money (including Me)

@mambodog5322

Жыл бұрын

Same. I got a Nintendo 2DS with my money

Playing the Bible live on stream is truly a KZread moment.

@demon5649

Жыл бұрын

Ehh, it's less KZread and more of a... Please don't be offended but, it's a KZread.

@IcespherePlaysGames

Жыл бұрын

Having this video get automatically age-restricted would be a Y*utube moment

I am athiest and am extremely confused but also laughing hysterically at this.

@orxy5316

Жыл бұрын

Learn to write first

@dinoaurus1

Жыл бұрын

​@@orxy5316 Learn to write before doing what?

@danielduhzgaming3070

Жыл бұрын

@@orxy5316 what??

@amiable_monster

Жыл бұрын

@@orxy5316 Elaborate

@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.

Жыл бұрын

​@@orxy5316 Learn to fist Walt

this video is a real KZread moment, Daniel! keep it up!

As a graphic design student, I appreciate the Very Good design that went into this game/ebook. Especially in the quiz, when you get the wrong answer and the "wrong" text is just the same size as the other text and it's placed right at the top of the screen so its as unituitive as possible to read. Like they had one text box as their base for all the text elements that they use for every screen. Anyway, Im sure a lot of Bible fans will find this game a big rowling

@cypherusuh

Жыл бұрын

It's very human design

@helplmchoking

Жыл бұрын

As someone who's seen other "games" using this engine, this one is probably in the top half in terms of design lol

@preferablygeneric

Жыл бұрын

I also really appreciate how the "wrong" screen is nothing other than just the one word. the bare minimum that could've been placed there is a reference number so you can find the answer, or preferably, just show the answer as seen on its page underlined

@cyberneticsquid

Жыл бұрын

@@helplmchoking I don't think this design is anywhere near the upper 50%

@helplmchoking

Жыл бұрын

@@cyberneticsquid Compared to the usual glowing text, illegible fonts, bizarre animations, horrific "open world" menus, half translated messes you often see, this one isn't that bad. Most are awful, the ones you typically see are at least somewhat well made, even if the content is well beyond questionable

I really appreciate that you’re still posting after all the difficulties with KZread. I don’t think anyone would have blamed you for just staying on twitch. We all really love your content, and can’t wait to see more :)

@hotdog8109

Жыл бұрын

I was really scared that would be the case. As someone who doesn’t have time to watch full streams, even vods, these edited clips are a godsend.

@The_Mission_Master

Жыл бұрын

pray we must brothers.✞

@bongibot1104

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely KZread thing of him to do

@Watburnt

Жыл бұрын

I mean it would be a dumb thing to do business wise most people who watch his streams come from youtube so even if hes not making money then it would still be smart to post edited versions

@Babycat42069

Жыл бұрын

I mean I don't touch twitch because you have to be there live and I work 2 jobs

amazed at the person in chat who said "look up 'ass'" like we don't all know what samson did with that jawbone

this is one of the most youtube lets plays i have ever watched!!

Upon seeing that pause menu (notably the saves screen) I can very confidently say - this "game" was made using Renpy. Renpy, for those unaware, is a free platform used to make visual novels, most notably known for DDLC, as well as the (amazingly good) cult classic of sorts - Katawa Shoujo. The reason I can so confidently identify the platform used is thay this is very clearly using one of the pre-built layouts baked into Renpy, showing even more heavily how much this should not have cost money. (this also shows why the history tab exists and also sucks - it's designed out of the box for visual novels, where each entry of text is a normal sentence or two max (generally dialog/thoughts) usually, not the ludicrously long rambling sentences of the Bible, and they couldn't be bother to fix this before releasing it for money.

@user-oh6uw9mu9u

Жыл бұрын

Haha yeah. the first thing I thought after seeing those long faded menu buttons was "They slapped this together in Renpy!" Minimal effort!

@helplmchoking

Жыл бұрын

I like how your examples are generally pretty decent and semi respectable games, instead of the ones I immediately thought of. I suspect the Bible has a thread somewhere asking for a replay gallery, happens to them all

@hi-i-am-atan

Жыл бұрын

@@helplmchoking i mean, you seem to be doing that old bit of "unity game = trash shovelware" but with the serial numbers filed off for a completely free and even easier to use engine, which ... itself is just a bit recycled from the disdain aimed at rpg maker games it's just sturgeon's law, gov

@helplmchoking

Жыл бұрын

@@hi-i-am-atan Oh, no I wasn't casting shade at the engine or its use (even if this "game is a lazy cash grab). I was more pointing out the Bible is using the same engine as some truly explicit visual novels. The kinds that get banned from Steam, Patreon and file hosting sites. No hate towards the engine or free game tools in general (I used Unity for ages before Unreal, which is also free for me), just pointing out the sharing an engine with DDLC is not as bad an association as sharing an engine with DDL, if you get the reference

@sponge1234ify

Жыл бұрын

@@hi-i-am-atan to be fair, the comment section so far *has* been doing that. It's refreshing to finally have a mention for DDLC and KS in here, both amazing games that prove this "game" to be an absolute spire.

I would actually kill to watch a stream where he goes through a physical copy of the bible and adds annotations and corrections as an english student

@blazerheata6479

Жыл бұрын

Christian upbringing: I sleep RT saying that reading the bible is an important part of academic literature: AWAKE

@sponge1234ify

Жыл бұрын

@@blazerheata6479 fun fact: The Bible is one of the most translated literature work, and also had been the forefront of academic linguistic research for its translation work.

@nom1489

Жыл бұрын

That would be a real KZread stream.

Man this video was great, you're such a KZread RT

Lovely to see you again RT.

It took me DAYS to beat the Judas fight, can't wait to see how RT reacts to his second phase!

@vslazer6728

Жыл бұрын

Man that part annoyed the heck out of me, it’s like one of those boss fights where you win the battle but then in the cutscenes that directly follows it the boss still ends up with the upper hand.

My favorite part was when Dan said "KZread" and KZreadd all over the place. Truly a KZread moment

@ConnanTheCivilized

Жыл бұрын

Quality KZread!

@binarybeetle9644

Жыл бұрын

Everyone in my house stood up and clapped at that moment.

I love how your reason for getting the confirmation is literally the same as mine. Got a lot of money from my relatives as a kid and got a Wii using it heh. Sure I'll become a catholic to get a Wii, why not.

amazing video rt, absolutely lost it at the jackbox games reference

I'm not a religous man, but Rt can make anything into a youtube moment

@cosmicgenesis1581

Жыл бұрын

hes such a youtube

@johnroach9026

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmicgenesis1581 Don't say that about RT! He's a youtube

@karl1801

Жыл бұрын

as a religious man I thought this was hilarious, certainly one of the KZread moments of all time

I didn't expect Dan to be able to extract 10 whole minutes of entertainment from the bible of all things

@mesmoe-rizing

Жыл бұрын

They managed to extract multiple religions out of it

@dimensional7915

Жыл бұрын

well I mean he did make people watch paint dry so this is honestly an easy move for him

@charlottesearle7997

Жыл бұрын

That's a real youtube move right there

This is the most youtube thing I've ever seen. RT, you are such a bloody youtube.

now that there's a digital copy of the bible, I would love to see a bible speedrun

As a Pastor, this was absolutely hilarious. A real KZread moment, if you will. Glad you’re back, Dan!

@snesmocha

Жыл бұрын

Pasture, Dan…..

I can only imagine Markiplier doing a lets play of the Bible

@justin2308

Жыл бұрын

I want him to read with the same voice he read the notes in Outlast 2. 😂

@justin2308

Жыл бұрын

@@geekzombie8795 Yep! He legit sounds like a southern baptist preacher. 😂

@filmrevenge

Жыл бұрын

Or old Achievement Hunter - "LLLLLLet's Pray!"

@manny_menin022

Жыл бұрын

"Was that the rise of the lord?!" - Markiplier probably

i'd probably unironically watch a blind let's play of The Bible

I don’t understand how RT can make even the Bible funny

So nice of RT to highlight small creators like God, really shows a love for the community

It's crazy that someone woke up one day and thought "I should make The Bible in Renpy"

I watch this whenever i call in sick to work bc its just the absolute perfect storm for me

You are a real KZread, keep up the good work 👍🏼 I didn’t know the bible got it’s own game now😂

Good to see RT chose the Bible Scarlet version, I love the version exclusive disciples!

@The_Mission_Master

Жыл бұрын

personaly. im a fan of Bible Colloseum!

@egg-cafe

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Mission_Masterreally, what about bible rumble for the nintendo wii™️

@Sevendiamond639

Жыл бұрын

As much as I like The Bible Scarlet, Judas’ outfit fits better with his character in The Bible Violet

Gotta love 11 minutes of absolutely youtube content Also love that the bible is literally just a visual novel now

@filipaleksiekczuk3712

Жыл бұрын

Ya know... There is a kickstarter of visual novel about a pope

@full_medal_gamer9001

Жыл бұрын

I mean rt really makes some KZread content so it’s great either way.

@filipaleksiekczuk3712

Жыл бұрын

@n is it just me or the icon is drinking nail polish

You're such a KZread, and i love it.

The Bible is now oddly enough one of my favorite RT videos of recent time. This man made the bible into comedy just by being himself

This man made us watch him reading the bible on a Purple livestream website and now he's making us watch him read the bible in a red video website again, this is a real lad my guys.

@modestmismagius105

Жыл бұрын

a true youtube

@Raphael_27

Жыл бұрын

He's such a KZread.

I remember when my grandparents introduced me to this classic board game. Nice to see they're actually digitalizing it.

Them making a DLC for The Bible is such a KZread moment honestly.

I recognize the engine! This is made in RenPy, which is primarily a visual novel engine. That's why there's a "Q" in the load screen for quicksaves.

0:33 the delivery of that line was perfect. Absolutely broke me

@bobjeff3943

Жыл бұрын

You mean the delivery of that line was youtube

@ComedicLetter

Жыл бұрын

They patched out the infinite food glitch

You’re a real KZread to do a bible playthrough. I doubt those KZreads at KZread will demonetize this

@exotic1405

Жыл бұрын

This is just gonna be a inside joke now isn't it?

@joaouwu9998

Жыл бұрын

@@exotic1405 yep

Go RT!!! You are on THE trending page!!!

When I saw he was reading revelation, I was hoping he'd do the part about eating books.

RT's return is a certified KZread moment, welcome back

@rorycannon7295

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t a KZread a bad thing?

@yourlocalpsychopath3924

Жыл бұрын

@@rorycannon7295 you're such a youtube for pointing that out

@Kookie4uu

Жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalpsychopath3924you’re such a youtube for that

@unoriginalname2050

Жыл бұрын

@@Kookie4uu you absolute KZread

@chandlenian

Жыл бұрын

@@rorycannon7295 you youtubing youtube

The fact this game exists is very KZread. I love that they got chills to do the voiceover.

@nedlooker9954

Жыл бұрын

It's a real spire

@eggeggeggegg6019

Жыл бұрын

15;15 the last thing ye want in thy burger king burger is someones foofungus

@kayvoncrenshaw1799

Жыл бұрын

Would you consider yourself to be a good person? How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that H e is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or H***? The answer is h*** - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning? But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us. On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and H*** and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised. When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen: 1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross. 2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you. 3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him. 4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (H***). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin. Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal. ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved

Rt is such a youtube. He can make anything good

Fun fact, the how did judas die question is a trap cos it depends on which gosple you're reading. He either hung himself in an unnamed location or "fell headlong and had his insides burst out" in a field he purchased with his betraying jesus money. The answer they give is a harmonisation of the two versions and isn't actually in any single gospel.