"Do you have any mental illness in the family?" "I have an uncle who does yoga"

@DavidSmith-bi9yd

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@apimpnamedslickback7391

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with him

@schadracnaureve5955

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

We too watched the video

@oofoof5791

3 жыл бұрын

Ultra instanct shaggy’s master is of course Ron Swanson

Imagine if ron swanson met dwight schrute

@KrzysztofT85

3 жыл бұрын

That's a hell of an underrated comment here.

@georgewilliamsiii4677

3 жыл бұрын

They'd immediately bond. Then clash over some vague piece of dogma. Then they A) declare a family fatwa on the other and become mortal enemies. B) stay friends but constantly try to "kill" each other as a "joke". 😆

@salsa7880

3 жыл бұрын

I would imagine that dwight would look up to Ron and follow him similar to the way he did with Michael but Ron would be immensely annoyed by him.

@johnhanna3026

3 жыл бұрын

George Williams III ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo

@johnhanna3026

3 жыл бұрын

P

“I know more than you” kills me every time. There’s such raw power and strength in that scene

@Just-a-good-gamer

4 сағат бұрын

And such mood

The Father/Daughter/Psychopathic relationship that develops between Ron and April is so wholesome and terrifying.

@taitano12

Жыл бұрын

New word: Herrifying. An unholy, yet somehow holy mix of wholesome and terrifying. See: Biblically accurate angels, when a good man goes to war, and Ron and April enjoying themselves.

@ohiyoresident

Жыл бұрын

@@taitano12 I prefer the portmanteau wholifying, but I do stick with your examples of the word

@Roasty420

Жыл бұрын

When I found out Ron was an ISTP and April was an INTP, it all made sense now. Best characters of the show!

@Thomas-hz8vb

10 ай бұрын

@@Roasty420 an what?

@Roasty420

10 ай бұрын

@@Thomas-hz8vb Look up cognitive functions, it's usually how people's brains work. You can tell if someone is an introvert extrovert or who is a thinker or feeler. They also have you take this test in college to see what career path is best for you.

My favorite Ron Swanson line: "Hey Ron are you busy? " "I work for the government . Im never busy."

@blubberface2337

3 жыл бұрын

“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.” **giggles**

@mr.e9778

3 жыл бұрын

"Impossible. I work for the government" is the correct Line.

@cooperhanson5564

2 жыл бұрын

@@blubberface2337 I said that to a superior today and he didn’t find it funny, or true. So he was wrong twice.

@theapexdragon5010

2 жыл бұрын

@@cooperhanson5564 balls of steel.

@krankytilldaell6639

2 жыл бұрын

.

Ann: "Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?" Ron: " I have an uncle who does yoga."

@fahadb3142

4 жыл бұрын

David D'Amico I didn’t know they measured yoga in doses

@CallmeDaddy21

4 жыл бұрын

@@fahadb3142 you beat me to it

@theassholewhoisanasshole8766

4 жыл бұрын

michael what's gramma?

@locustlocust7405

4 жыл бұрын

i thought he was going to say "I have an uncle who's gay" lol

@thonk3566

4 жыл бұрын

NO

Ron Swanson and Mike Ehrmantraut going for the last shrimp - the legendary crossover that we definitely needed

@LeaPar4

Жыл бұрын

Wait i just noticed that was mike

@ajdominguez1002

Жыл бұрын

I would've loved to see how it played out

@gladesucks7907

11 ай бұрын

Ron and Mike would make a killer spinoff together

@matadeverdoemden

7 ай бұрын

Mike looking at him like, "Whatever happens next, it's not gonna go down the way you think it is."

@Stephen.in.Virginia

2 ай бұрын

I would love to interview Jonathan Banks (Mike) about his years filming Wiseguy TV series with Ken Wahl and Kevin Spacey, probably more bizarre and interesting than Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul

11:39 Mike having a staredown for the bacon-wrapped shrimp with Ron is the best scene in all of Breaking Bad's universe.

@brockzao31

Ай бұрын

Its when unmovable object meets an unstoppable force

"Sexual history?" "Epic, and private."

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

We too watched the video

@tomm-ip9vj

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathcall7779 we dont give a fuck

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomm-ip9vj lol clearly someone does

@louis4038

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathcall7779 get your shitty user name and fuck off eh? This ain’t hurting you, ya twat

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

@@louis4038 someone’s butthurt lol

"That's a party platter that serves 12 people?" "I know what I'm about son." Classic.

@youteubakount4449

7 жыл бұрын

"That's a party platter that serves 12 people" "I know" "What?" "What?"

@NotoriusBenjamin

6 жыл бұрын

Joey Wheeler l

@spacejesus6581

5 жыл бұрын

If stick around, he eats it in less than 4 minutes it’s amazing

@dyeann538

5 жыл бұрын

That was actually improvised by Offerman! He is just the dopest

Even though he doesn't say a word, the circle desk is one of my favorite Ron moments. "There's a sign in Ramset Park that says 'Don't drink the water', so I made sun tea with is and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Sir, did you know that there's waste in your water?" Lose it every time. 😂

@jim2245

5 ай бұрын

Not only that, but go to a hospital or doctor. Not a circular desk found in libraries looking for information.😂

Now I know why Bill was able to survive so well in the apocalypse

@TK-7193

Жыл бұрын

he went and got swanson training

@GITMachine

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment right here. Well played sir.

@kepspark3362

8 ай бұрын

What apocalypse?

@killabyte8669

7 ай бұрын

in the show The Last of Us he plays a highly intelligent survivor/conspiracy theorist@@kepspark3362

@fredlandry6170

7 ай бұрын

Nick Offerman was in The Last of Us.

"Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon" XD

@jleffel6969

7 жыл бұрын

Especially the funeral of Li'l Sebastian.

@null1885

7 жыл бұрын

He cried when he got hit by the bus at age 7 though. What a wuss

@MasterGamer12234

7 жыл бұрын

Null He went through his own funeral, he has all the rights to cry

@sodakittymk

7 жыл бұрын

Im not from america so i didnt get the Grand Canyon joke someone explain

@bootdude7527

7 жыл бұрын

Fabijan Bajo and at any national park that I set foot on

"There's a sign at the park that says, 'Do Not Drink The Sprinkler Water' so I made suntea out of it and now I have an infection" Yeah.. pretty much 100% of all retail complaints...

@plockdock2038

4 жыл бұрын

Not only did she not listen to the sign, but she proceeded to make sun tea out of it. I was pissed when she said that.

@stuff9680

4 жыл бұрын

If I was in Ron's position i would have gotten up went to the nearest wall outlet put a sign over that outlet saying "Do not put metal forks into wall outlet" then handed the lady a metal fork

@inforism.

4 жыл бұрын

Stuff 96 😂

@oH_._

4 жыл бұрын

@@stuff9680 As stupid as what you said sounds, it fits perfectly with Ron Swanson's character and I can imagine him being that passive aggressive towards that lady 😂

@romanlegion5837

4 жыл бұрын

I came here to comment exactly this, we all know this pain

Honestly Ron is the type of person who would be insufferable to have to talk to in real life but is extremely entertaining to watch.

@WisGuy4

8 ай бұрын

You sound like a Prius-driving vegan.

@chrisjackson1889

7 ай бұрын

Disagree. Talking with someone like him would be a treat

@buttlicker7670

7 ай бұрын

​@@chrisjackson1889have you never met a guy like this IRL? With them everything is a conspiracy theory, they're weird and misanthropic, and they're never as competent as fictional characters like Ron Swanson are.

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

6 ай бұрын

​​@@buttlicker7670someone like this IRL would be looked up to He's a Man's man and down to Earth two qualities that almost never combine he would make friends very easily and be a good role model for all kids regardless of his conspiracy theories or politics

@cholanrajendran1207

6 ай бұрын

I would simply watch him in awe

This man is a prime example of a perfect American. We should all strive to be like him😂

@helljumper5601

7 ай бұрын

You’re god damn right.

@wolfeusmc2011

6 ай бұрын

Libertarianism in a nutshell "I can do what I want." Lol I love it.

I have watched exactly zero episodes of Parks and Rec and already I idolise this man

@tevinh3333

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@brixforcee8985

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@wommytiseau3974

5 жыл бұрын

Elphias Knightley Zero Parks and Rec? You should fix that ASAP.

@franciscanstudent

5 жыл бұрын

I recently watched seasons 2&3 for the first time. Ron is 75% of the value of the show, but it is worth watching for the rest of the stuff.

@danielzoller6911

5 жыл бұрын

Less than 4min into this video and I feel the same.

That smile after April used his wrong name move had to be a genuine smile from nick

“I’ll have the number 8.” “That’s a party platter, it serves 12 people” “I know what I’m about son” 😂😂

@jamesprice2163

4 жыл бұрын

I want to do that so badly just to see their reaction

@mitchellhughes5180

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@robertlust6234

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesprice2163 kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJisusutlae8YbA.html

@jamesprice2163

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertlust6234 thank you good sir

@RyanSmith-wo2pi

4 жыл бұрын

Bweeeeeee

Imagine a dinner party with Ron Swanson, Michael Scott and Raymond Holt

@shirepanda_4295

4 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson, Dwight Shrute, Raymond Holt, and Chidi Anagonye

@lobsterlobsterrr

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ThinkingFandom

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't Nick Offerman play one of Holt's exes once?

@o_lymbias4159

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThinkingFandom the obstetrician

@vicmartone

4 жыл бұрын

And he was supposed to play Shaw on TGP, but sadly he passed

It’s the instant heel turn on Ron 2 when he talks about conservation, for me. It’s so fun watching Ron transition from happy and excited school boy who found a kindred spirit into an annoyed, furious and petulant child in the blink of an eye. Nick Offerman is a genius.

Ron Swanson is my favorite character. Loved his reaction with his automatic doors and how he kept turning away in the circle desk just did me in.

The fun thing is: He said he cried twice in his life and told us when. He didn't mention birth. What a legend. Probably was born with a Mustache

@coltonbates629

3 жыл бұрын

Ughhhh, afterbirth in your mustache... Not the kinda pussy juice I want on my face 2 months ago me was nasty af

@milk3974

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably born like this emoji😐

@MediHusky

3 жыл бұрын

When he was born some say he slapped the doctors ass.

@Gazmus

3 жыл бұрын

Neither of the times he cried was at a funeral nor the grand canyon. Totally unacceptable.

@jacksongibbs8998

3 жыл бұрын

According to my parents, I didn’t cry during my birth either. I’ve cried plenty of times since but I didn’t cry during birth.

"I have a joke for you. - Okay. - The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."

@siege824s8

3 жыл бұрын

Is this one killed to me I'm replying to this from the great beyond beyond

@brandonn6099

2 жыл бұрын

Stop right there, you you had me at "the government".

@patricksviola

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@s.e.e455

2 жыл бұрын

Truth!

@manoel_neto

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

2:18 Love how Ron hates most forms of modern technology, but every now and again, he finds something he truly loves

@NobodyC13

6 ай бұрын

[To iPod] "This is an excellent rectangle!"

"If any of you need anything at all... too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults." 😂😂😂 That one gets me every time.

“Are the scissors broken in your house, son?”

@AltoBurrito9506

3 жыл бұрын

DRAMATIC ZOOM IN

@lyndatruong5946

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@attackonmars5198

3 жыл бұрын

Yes...

@cookies.358

2 жыл бұрын

I've used it a couple of times. The dates did not go well after.

@_VALWASHERE_

2 жыл бұрын

@@cookies.358 pfft

I like how "The Best of Ron Swanson" is basically everytime Ron Swanson is talking. It's legit.

@DictatorD3

3 жыл бұрын

1.5k likes and no replies wow

@deathblow239wiltsie9

3 жыл бұрын

Dictator D3 its honestly amazing this person didnt do the disgusting edit saying “WOW OKAY THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS LOL”

@QuantitativeMethods

3 жыл бұрын

As it should be

@StallZnReaction

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathblow239wiltsie9 Ron would approve of a man saying what he needs to say and nothing more.

@manwe24

3 жыл бұрын

Only gem they missed that I can think of was the whole bowling scene with Tom.

haven’t watched this show once, but ron is what i now believe to be the magnum opus of fictional characters.

Words cannot express my love for Ron/Nick. His character is written so well

“Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.”

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

We too watched the video

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

It's half mast on a ship. On land it's half staff. Thanks for playing

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

@Will Wallace ikr you and me can be pretty annoying lol

@chels1542

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathcall7779 we all see you trolling every comment bud

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

@@chels1542 lol ikr

What hurt Ron more: the hernia or having to pretend he was working overtime in a government building?

@MeredithHagan

3 жыл бұрын

What hurt him the most was making small talk, which he hates, with the custodian.

@averagefreedomenjoyer8209

3 жыл бұрын

What about little Sebastian passing on

@rosesacks7430

3 жыл бұрын

when Ron threw the sandwich at his mouth when he had the hernia, I nearly busted a gut.😂

@TheNN

3 жыл бұрын

The hernia: He wasn't working over time, because that would imply that he was *working* which isn't true, as he was just sitting in his chair, too in pain to move.

@omega1575

2 жыл бұрын

Probably the hernia since he knows he’s doing nothing but wasting government time

“We still never talk sometimes” Ron is the best 😂😂😂

The older I get, the more I relate to his energy on a spiritual level

One of the best jokes about Ron is that when he finds something funny, he has a silly high-pitched giggle.

@ggmangold1165

3 жыл бұрын

That's real

@frostbytes8906

3 жыл бұрын

He legit giggles like that, Ron Swanson is like Nick Offerman (actor) on steroids. They even share the woodworking hobby

@WesleyB-Rook

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostbytes8906 this man knows his facts

@mrnobody6447

2 жыл бұрын

@@frostbytes8906 both played saxophone and love that brand of scotch. He thought they knew that when they asked him to play, they wrote that to be something odd you wouldnt expect ron to do.

@fartknocker8263

2 жыл бұрын

@@WesleyB-Rook because of your assessment, you are a man who knows his stuff about people who know thier stuff

I love how much he actually cares about Andy and April and treats them as basically his kids. It's so simple yet so beautiful.

@camry7211

6 жыл бұрын

Joel Travis Ron being proud of april as she slowly takes on all of his habits is one of my favourite thigs

@Swordsman99k

6 жыл бұрын

Trahn-Jahn That joke. You master.

@lauragpm7582

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like all of my kids grew up, and now they're marrying each other...It's every parents dream...

@beanedcrusader9893

4 жыл бұрын

Ron and April would be the best Father and daughter. They basically are Father and daughter.

@lauragpm7582

4 жыл бұрын

I'm happy that one person got my the office joke... Hahahahahaha U r the real MVP.... Can't tag that person

“I have successfully ignored it” is a line only Ron can say about a health issue

“ No I’m not wasting 20 year scotch” underrated line.

“Any dog that’s under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless” -Ron Swanson

@fangrhinestone7102

3 жыл бұрын

I has cat

@kanethompson708

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

We too watched the video

@winnie7922

3 жыл бұрын

That quote kinda hurts, very personal

@JustAGuyWhoLikesStuff.

3 жыл бұрын

He's not gonna have eyes for very long.

Fuck, I accidentally watched this whole thing.

@daltonevans3412

7 жыл бұрын

nilaam preach brother preach. quote the good, if not slightly salty lord, ron fucking Swanson

@jpedraza17

7 жыл бұрын

Gustard "Accidentally"

@erwinelf23

7 жыл бұрын

Gustard there is no "accident"

@vidgiveguy

7 жыл бұрын

Weed'll do that to ya... LOL

@SolidZach

7 жыл бұрын

Gustard me too

One of the greatest characters ever written, and acted

I do love the fact that the lawyer caught onto Ron’s plan almost immediately and just shut it down 😭

“Are the scissors broken in your house son” shit always gets me. 😭😭

“Upon my death all my belongings will transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.”

@tylisirn

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad that will is not valid. (It needs to be witnessed to be enforceable, and even if it was, people who unlawfully kill you are excluded by law from benefiting from your will and you can't override that.)

@josephwillis1581

4 жыл бұрын

Ben: what are all these weird symbols? Ron: The man who kills me will know..

@EzraDair

4 жыл бұрын

tylisirn it’s a comedy show based on exaggeration get a hold of yourself

@ZimmFor3

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Daßer lmao fr

@drew-lr1tm

4 жыл бұрын

Jeseph Willis There is a fan theory that he left a treasure map to his gold and those symbols are the first clue to his gold.

“Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.” -Ron Swanson

@markm0000

4 жыл бұрын

@12:50 I died. I haven't laughed that hard in years.

@darkdemonqueen

4 жыл бұрын

I love that quote and I’m a huge cat lover (dogs equally tho🥰)

@aproffittable

4 жыл бұрын

Pointless*

@swalther10

4 жыл бұрын

I agree… that’s why I have labs, 140lb and 75lb

@omega1575

4 жыл бұрын

But what of my lil 8month puppy is less than 50 pounds?

I like before he has his little attack after seeing the mushrooms, Ron puts the tongs back up because even during “a time of crisis”, Ron respects his tools.

Chris was outta pocket for bringing a vegetable loaf when he was supposed bring cake 😂😂😂

@spf_500

3 ай бұрын

Grounds for immediate termination 😂😂

“I once worked with a guy for 3 years and didn’t know his name , best friend I ever had” - Swanson.

@dudleyspringleaf.8321

4 жыл бұрын

"we still never talk sometimes"

@TrueZero2

4 жыл бұрын

Actually had a friend like that in university. We could pick each other out of a crowd no problem, but ask us what the other's name was, and we'd not be able to answer. Was like that for two years.

@kieraransom3034

4 жыл бұрын

We still never talk sometimes

@dood2274

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody: "We still never talk sometimes" Me: "We still never talk sometimes"

@steelo_g

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder if it was Stanley from the office

She was supposed to write a paper on why government matters, this is what she wrote.... "it doesnt." Ron: "well said."

@Joaquin546

4 жыл бұрын

John Shaskas I did that once in elementary and got in trouble for it

@callummurrayofficialyoutub1369

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong

@eliegbert8121

4 жыл бұрын

spoken like a true libertarian.

@jackdaone6469

4 жыл бұрын

Best essay ever.

“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂

"Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons." He sure nailed that one.

@ajmalsafi13

10 ай бұрын

Without the Morons part, they are cunning foxes

“So not only does this thing exist, but now you’ve deprived everyone from cake” line gets me everytime

@p.z.arnott2329

3 жыл бұрын

i'm with Ron. If someone was told to bring cake but brings that thing instead, I would be pissed off as well.

@talizorahnarrayya5916

3 жыл бұрын

@@p.z.arnott2329 same, logical thing would be to bring a cake + whatever the fuck that is in case some people want to try it.

@NormalWinterFox

2 жыл бұрын

Same! It’s funny but when I realized the cake was supposed to be for Andy and April’s wedding I was mad too

@johnb3587

2 жыл бұрын

Ron was about to kill a man

@kraigshall

2 жыл бұрын

I would have given both that abomination and that moron who brought it flying lessons right off the damn balcony.

"Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." And when getting hit by a school bus when you're seven years old.

@meow7791

4 жыл бұрын

and when you get an automatic door closer

@arbales7896

4 жыл бұрын

@@meow7791 Of course

@crascet

4 жыл бұрын

Or that Lil' Sebastian has passed.

@toxicmailman

4 жыл бұрын

Armando Lucio that’s a funeral

@crascet

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxicmailman Oh

When Ron cocked his folder like a gun as his shotgun ringtone went off and scared everyone, I cried in laughter.... and then watched this video several more times in constant laughter! Oh, and I ate bacon and ribs with no sides in honor of Ron Swanson!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bill before the Cordyceps outbreak of 2003.

His personality could be described as america

@kiraasa972

5 жыл бұрын

Broz Gilson fat and ignorant?

@yuo3670

5 жыл бұрын

@@kiraasa972 I mean there are 50 states in America with varying cultures.

@lhasinc

5 жыл бұрын

@@kiraasa972 he's *muscular* and is the definition of the manliest man ever, put some respect on his fking name

@kiraasa972

5 жыл бұрын

hxsi i just tried to describe america, Not him

@chinoschmino9108

5 жыл бұрын

Kirsa Asa Well fuck off you ignorant piece of shit who are you to stereotype Americans as fat and ignorant

Ron Swanson is how I imagine a modern day Teddy Roosevelt would be

@ariabritton9669

3 жыл бұрын

**takes a bullet from an assassin and gives his speech anyways, saying "it'll take more than that to put down the bull moose"**

@sheevinopalpatino4782

3 жыл бұрын

Just an unbearable arse?

@Srinidhi00726

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Same here. Real impersonation of Teddy Roosevelt except that he built a lot of national parks and Ron was completely opposed to it .

3 жыл бұрын

@@Srinidhi00726 He ends up working in one at the last season, he is not against it

@givememilk33

3 жыл бұрын

@@Srinidhi00726 Ron wasn’t opposed to national parks. In an episode he said that it was the only branch of government that’s worth anything.

Ron’s laugh at his own joke at 5:20 is just amazing.

I'm watching this to brush up on my Ron Swanson before I see the new Bill in the Last of US show.

Someone said I reminded them of Ron Swanson. I've never seen the show, so I pulled up this compilation. I now know they gave me the greatest compliment of my life.

@matthewpinner9419

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed you have

@soundpilatesandyoga8531

3 жыл бұрын

I'm called Swanson at where I work.

@tergelsarenkh8433

3 жыл бұрын

No one is a Swanson if one is content wit being compared. Being a Swanson proves u are THE Person of the Century

@asherwoodrow7471

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna like but u have 420 rn so i will just give you this commet. [sigh] edit: it's no longer 420 likes :c

@caotico0

3 жыл бұрын

That never happened

"So not only does this thing exist, but you have deprived everyone of cake!"

@owenlewis7928

7 жыл бұрын

"Take a walk, Ron."

@frostfang1

7 жыл бұрын

i genuinely felt that one. I would be mad too, and i am no ron swanson. For instance...i would have been delighted to have a portabella mushroom instead of or with steak. xD But dont mess with the cake...

@pittland44

7 жыл бұрын

Tom Monfron That one bugs me because he was given a very simple task, get cake. But could that vegetarian goon do that job right? Not even close.

@georgeesteve4827

6 жыл бұрын

Cornealius Underbuckel "Yup"

@lito777

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Monfron Casocets

Masterpiece. So many amazing quotes and scenes. I'm watching this video for the third time

You know ron swanson is unironicly an amazing role model, a great teacher, an amazing father figure, and last but, certainly not least one of the best politicians ever.

"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."

@princesslulu5795

6 жыл бұрын

Wayde Baker like meticulously cleaning and rearranging his bottles

@optimus_prime_____

6 жыл бұрын

Wayde Baker I said the same thing to my boss like a week ago.

@xOxArisaTakemuraXoX

4 жыл бұрын

Literally sounds like me at my job.

@davidec.4021

4 жыл бұрын

Story of my college career

@darkbrotherhood76

4 жыл бұрын

Me doing my homework

The “I Did”! After Tammy 2 asks who set the bed on fire, kills me every time.

Ron is my favorite character on the show. His dead pan delivery makes me laugh out loud every time.

"give a man a fish and feed him for a day, don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself, he's a grown man, fishing's not that hard" -Ron Swanson

@GSSMAV

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 100th like, what do I win?

@eggy2628

4 жыл бұрын

@@GSSMAV a pat on the back

@hatiroth7919

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 300th like, what do I win?

@GSSMAV

4 жыл бұрын

@@hatiroth7919 three pats on your back

@JokkazArt

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you ”give a man a fish and feed it for a day” 🙄😪 it’s give a man a fish and *you feed him for a day* smart ass

"Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect"

@nickvalentine3815

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get this joke ? Can someone explains it for me , please ? .

@bombthezoms

6 жыл бұрын

ongtruong minhvy having a flag at half mast means its only up halfway up. This is only done when mourning the lost of someone or several people for example after 911 all flags in the US were at half mast.

@Davionious

6 жыл бұрын

The second part of the joke is irony that that the flag was not on a ship so it was not on a mast. ie it was half staff not half mast. This is funny because Ron Swanson comes across as a bloviating know-it-all who would not know or care about the distinction.

@LJ-un1hb

6 жыл бұрын

Davionious no... not at all. That was both wrong and not the joke. For those who seem to be confused he was saying how the horse is more important than bureaucrats

@Davionious

6 жыл бұрын

+ LJ 10 Really - so to be clear, you are saying this is wrong? www.bing.com/search?q=half+mast+v+half+staff&form=EDGTCT&qs=PF&cvid=8314e2f13587400ea52a804952010adc&refig=8c8b314924c04ee1a557ab59d482f80a&cc=AU&setlang=en-GB

Anyone here after the The Last of Us episode? Nick Offerman has got an amazing acting range and deserves all the credit for that performance.

“I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” is my favorite.😂

3:14 Topic: Why government matters. Paper: It doesn't. Ron: Well said. 100/10

@GamerMinecraftivity

4 жыл бұрын

haha pi

@Deadpool-mh2se

3 жыл бұрын

It still make me laugh one time my friend asked me the same question I told him the same thing😂

@timnelson7689

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr Temporal don't sass me Temporal.

@aamiller90

3 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken.

@Blucity07

3 жыл бұрын

That is painfully and hilariously accurate.

“Look, a clock. We don’t have those in America.” -Ron Swanson

@mitchellgildea6944

4 жыл бұрын

You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower, friend

@reichenza5555

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Malone hey keven hows the chili

@darthgrievous8055

4 жыл бұрын

That is me whenever I go on vacation.

@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K

4 жыл бұрын

I love "enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are an old woman and a baby."

“ so not only does this thing exist , but now you’ve deprived everyone of cake “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This man is more American than any American that ever Americaned

@CapOfXav

4 жыл бұрын

You mean he is more American than anyone American be?

@Vanderism03

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Christiansen that’s what he said ain’t it

@JBC352

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Christiansen Love the pun 🤣

@slothinpocket7763

4 жыл бұрын

*Washington looks down in approval*

@KCkoolaidking

4 жыл бұрын

fun fact, the actor who plays him is the exact opposite of Ron Swanson

“The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk. Which is water that’s LYING about being milk.”

@Klekowksii

3 жыл бұрын

White water.

@jessican8555

3 жыл бұрын

Isaac Kelley I read this comment at the same time that he was aging it and it made me happy.

@f-104starfighter4

3 жыл бұрын

Ackchyually, (normal) milk is an colloid of fat globules within a water-based fluid that contains dissolved carbohydrates and protein aggregates with minerals.

@emilecharbonnet6474

3 жыл бұрын

@@f-104starfighter4 This one is a dud.

@lucasmurcutt113

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessican8555 this happened to me as well

“I’m not interested caring about people.” That’s a mood.

14:33 "So not only does this thing exist, but now you've deprived everyone of cake!" God i fucking love him

"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done." That's his best quote hands down.

@fateweaver9844

Жыл бұрын

That's skeleton shift

@chrisml8105

Жыл бұрын

That quote reminds me of a guy I work with. The lengths he goes to, to NOT work is both impressive and annoying.

@iSpeed64

Жыл бұрын

I forgot this quote and when it came up I straight died

@sandygrungerson1177

Жыл бұрын

@@fateweaver9844 actually thats gubmint.... what amusing is watching offerman trying to pretend he has a strong jawline.

@Powerduo88

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisml8105 🤣🤣🤣

this guy deserves a show on his own

@LplusRatioplusNobodyCares

7 жыл бұрын

Nocturnal Obeisance he was the show lol

@Alex.T1

7 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson and Davos Seaworth should make a show together

@MakoTheFrog

7 жыл бұрын

he has one, its called parks and recreation. its quite good

@manndaudsvinter6760

7 жыл бұрын

pathetic I know. I meant a show only about Ron Swanson tho

@MakoTheFrog

7 жыл бұрын

__________

The fact that the other Ron was a big believer in protecting the environment and recycling should have been a big plus to the original Ron. He is such a fan of nature, and big outdoor spaces you would think he would want to protect them.

@DocPickleball

9 ай бұрын

you have completely missed the point of his character...

My favorite line is when they’re at Donna’s cabin for Jerry’s 16th birthday and Ron goes in the fridge and pulls out 2 dozen eggs and asks Donna, “are these all the eggs we have” and she goes “yeah! What’re you making!?”. “Eggs”.

"That's a party platter. It serves 12 people..." "I know what I'm about, son"

@livewire2759

3 жыл бұрын

Only 12... make that 2 party platters.

@ishanbasu6533

3 жыл бұрын

I have finish a whole party platter before I was spewing like a hydrant 3 1/2 later Worth it

@redhood8408

3 жыл бұрын

Hell of a man

@arthas640

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the time when I was about 10 or 11 and my dad took me out for a special rib dinner because I got above a B on some big test. The look of horror on the waiters face when I ordered a "date meal" meant for 2 grown adults and ate the whole things and a dessert was something I've never forgotten

Man was willing to die over wasting a 20 year old scotch, fucking legend...

@TejanoDeFuego

2 жыл бұрын

*Damn right* 🙌

@DJAFUNGANG91

2 жыл бұрын

Damn straight!! McCallan 🖤

@Chaa-duu-ba-its-iidan

2 жыл бұрын

That is powerful.

@TwizzlerHobo

2 жыл бұрын

Any good man would follow his path

@therearetwols

2 жыл бұрын

@George Washington ew

I am an artist and my paintings of landscapes have been in many galleries. I think his speech at the gallery was so much better than all the esoteric nonsense most people say.

Parks and Rec leaving Netflix remains the worst thing that’s ever happened to me!!💔

@lewis7278

10 ай бұрын

Are you in the UK or elsewhere? Because it is on another platform in the UK

@annabanana8700

10 ай бұрын

@@lewis7278 I am in the UK. What could I find it on?

"The sign at the park said to not drink the sprinkler water, so I made tea out of it" This is why Swanson hates his job.

@avypust8933

2 жыл бұрын

And it's very realistic😂

@shirogane5972

2 жыл бұрын

It was actually sun tea as in water heated in the sun

@slimeinabox

2 жыл бұрын

@@shirogane5972 point still stands

@shirogane5972

2 жыл бұрын

@@slimeinabox I know I'm just saying she didn't even try to boil it

@hungryburger1170

2 жыл бұрын

It's more common than you'd think

Ron Swanson looks exactly like Garfield and it scares me so much

@bulavinaka819

4 жыл бұрын

What have you done..... I can't see him any other way anymore.

@phs125

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry Jon

@Av3roid

4 жыл бұрын

Procrastinator I mean it’s hard not to see lol

@humanoide7076

4 жыл бұрын

xD ikr

@KLUSTERIZER

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like an angrier version of Teddy Roosevelt or Grover Cleveland

"Wow look at that.. You've shaved off part of your mustache, that's lovely." "I didn't shave it off, it rubbed off.... from friction"

Chris bringing a vegetable loaf instead of a cake to a party would make me livid

@wojciechpeka1220

Жыл бұрын

Njjhhuggyvhkdh1idmmjejssjan.dnjn3qe.a.rąkjrjmmreąr Tylko

@NeedlessExposition

7 ай бұрын

If that ever happened in reality, no one would find the body and no one would bother looking

Watching clips of Ron Swanson is all the protein you could possibly need.

@sanguillerules

7 жыл бұрын

jajajaj que haces con la foto de zulma lobato? jaja

@robertwilliams6664

7 жыл бұрын

don't you mean stomach exercise

@anthonysouza9512

6 жыл бұрын

jajajajaja mal pense lo mismo

@GoodOldDaysGaming

6 жыл бұрын

What about watching clips of Ron Swanson with a large flank steak pan fried in salted butter, paired with a shelf of whiskey?

@Yewtewba

5 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Hubbell ALL the bacon and eggs.

“How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?” “One” “One drink that’s it!?” “One shelf” Legendary man

@yoyomurder8971

3 жыл бұрын

Legit

@wallywallendo

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@enkheee2

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoyomurder8971 0(m0

@enkheee2

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoyomurder8971 0/kmm=

@TheCursedCat1927

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he did drink whiskey in literally every episode, didn't he...?

"Don't sass me Burkiss" Ron is arguably the best sitcom character ever.

Only Ron Swanson could have Xena Warrior Princess as girlfriend. Dudes a Legend.

Ron Swanson reminds me of a human version of Garfield the Cat.

@ubiquitouslight

3 жыл бұрын

Ron looks like grumpy cat

@Robert-bg5xn

3 жыл бұрын

Ron swanson:cats are useless

@gianvarona708

3 жыл бұрын

😂 Accurate

@mousebee5568

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that 🤣🤣

@anthonyanth8368

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I think your on to something there

Fish as a vegetable cracks me up 😂😂😂 Even as a tech savvy liberal who enjoys eating vegetables, Ron is hands down my favorite character on that show and I am a Nick Offerman fan for life because of it 🩵

“I made the mistake of sneezing…” BRUTAL

my favorite character on this show. I'd love to see him meet Dwight Schrute

@TheCaliforniaHP

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if we can handle that amount of epic

@callmeOZ96

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheCaliforniaHP yeah our tv screens might break

@danieldaw1778

4 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson vs Raymond Holt in a stoic off would be the best thing ever.

@callmeOZ96

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieldaw1778 I've never seen Brooklyn Nine Nine

@danieldaw1778

4 жыл бұрын

@@callmeOZ96 It's a good show. The same people that made Park's and Rec and the Office actually made Brooklyn 99 as well. Ray Holt is the new Captain of the police station and his stoicism levels are off the charts. He's also intentionally boring as a human being but it's still absolutely hilarious.

"There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says "Do not drink the sprinkler water" so I made Sun Tea with it and now I have an infection." This part always got me.

@kennedyweathers9639

7 жыл бұрын

I wasn't going to reply, but then I saw your name and icon. You know what's up, my friend. nothing like watching a 32 minute ron swanson video and finding a fannibal in the process.

@CannibalLecter

7 жыл бұрын

@Kennedy Weathers, *Raises glass, "Who's hungry?" *wink.

@CannibalLecter

7 жыл бұрын

@Bosoxnationl972 it's an actual thing, but I'm pretty sure it's just regular iced tea.

@StormfieldsComet

7 жыл бұрын

You make it by filling a jug with water, putting some tea bags in it, and leaving it out in the sun for a few hours. It tastes pretty much like regular iced tea, but you don't have to boil the water.

"Any dog under 50lbs. is a CAT and CATS ARE POINTLESS" - Ron Swanson😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

👑😂 I love Ron more every time I watch these scenes. Thanks for uploading