They went HARD on David Carradine. Biggest roasting since Joe Don Baker.

That factory whistle at the beginning was just asking for a Yabba Dabba Doo.

@JamaicanCastle

4 жыл бұрын

It's just the Bob Honcho telling the Film Crew to get in there and start riffing.

@douglasjohnson4382

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamaicanCastle Exactly. I can't help but hear the twangy guitar music starting.

In the grim darkness of the near future, there is only the Katzenjammer Kids.

@ryanbarker5217

27 күн бұрын

in a vicious gang rivalry with the bowery boys.

I love the remote where one button does EVERYTHING! 🤣🤣🤣

@ryanbarker5217

27 күн бұрын

welcome to 'star wars.'

Haha these guys didn't let up on Carradine, awesome.

David Carradine's blood alcohol level during this "film" never dipped below "coma" level.

@pretorious700

Жыл бұрын

@Toni Ahola It's more like he mailed it in. No way you can look at this performance and see it as anything but perfunctory.

@srbrant5391

Жыл бұрын

It’s at “Boris Yeltsin.”

"I invented Presbyterianism, you punk!" "So many Craigslist dates end this way." "You don't want to rush a quip, guys - you only got one shot at it!"

13:25 "Hang on, if this is anything like my place you'll want to give the possum some warning..." LOL, don't know why but this hit my funny bone and I lost it!! I must have hit my Rifftrax critical mass or something.

“Mr. Clean’s brother, Frank Clean. Loves dirt, hates folding his arms. “😂🤣

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Just relax with a rerun of Kung Fu”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“I was in Starcrash, now look at me” 😂

David Carradine: Full Throttle.

@KaladinVegapunk

3 жыл бұрын

David Carradine and Cameron Mitchell in booze n bullets, drunk justice

LOL Poor David Carradine, he was the kind of guy to mop up beer using his underwear!

@williammatthews693

3 жыл бұрын

I loved the dude! What a way to check out.

"Sergeant Gaybear, General Mustache, Ladyman, and John Stamos"

Hey! The glove makes the Okay gesture and nobody says "It stinks"? Five yard penalty!

@dawnsquadgaming

6 жыл бұрын

maybe Joel has it copyrighted.

@whoohaaXL

2 жыл бұрын

@@dawnsquadgaming I don't know Tom servo during the Mike era was able to get away with it during "a date with your family". Then again that was mst3k and not RiffTrax.

You know, watching this riff made me realized I never gave a thought to look for the actor who plays the Bald Henchmen (Robert Tessier). Sad to learn he died in 1990.

There's simply no way to watch David Carradine and not think of at least one auto erotic asphyxiation joke.

@scitechian

6 жыл бұрын

At least they got it out of the way right at the beginning.

@MrBeastsHiddenWorld

5 жыл бұрын

It's like everyone caught him.

@KaladinVegapunk

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if you die like that you pretty much have to accept everyone's going to be giving you shit about it for years and it will overshadow anything else you did in life haha

@mikhailwesthallen4356

5 жыл бұрын

@@KaladinVegapunk yup! It does you no favours

@RustyMuck

5 жыл бұрын

Thankfully Bill got the jokes out of the way right at the start and didn’t leave us hanging

what's funny is that those old clackety mushroom grey keyboards are more durable than modern keyboards

@graciegj63

6 жыл бұрын

Mattteus And that's why we don't have em anymore. Consumerism.

@Despondencymusic

Жыл бұрын

Confidence with every clack!

David Carradine went out in the best way possible. Dude was having a blast. Rest in power, king.

The computer read out in the movie says David Carradine was 40 . but he was born in 1936 and died in 2009 at 72 . This movie was released in Feb. of 1991 so let's say it was made in 1990. so 19 from 72 means he was more like 53 here . Yes I realize it's crazy and probably pointless to figure that all out . lol

@NickHchaos

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who's almost 40, he certainly looks like a pretty bad 40 year old in this. The number isn't doing him any favors, in other words.

@DavidLLambertmobile

8 ай бұрын

I'm 52. Yikes! 😬, 2023.

mano, the hand of fate!

@dantecervantes4162

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!!! I literally "laughed out loud"...now I can use the "lol"

"Give me a good beer belly beer, gotta maintain" "I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...and as always blasted on bottom shelf Brandy"

@NathanielPrinceCoulter

2 жыл бұрын

Gets me every time.

@whoohaaXL

2 жыл бұрын

@@NathanielPrinceCoulter Same, 😂

The first Mad Max movie looks more futuristic than this

Carradine's later career kinda explains ropes, necks, etc.

Ah, our old future.

Starring Mr. Clean's deadbeat brother Frank Clean.... LOL

@spaghettisultan5484

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Old Man Dave Batista

@shawnfields2369

11 ай бұрын

​@@spaghettisultan5484Weirdly enough...me too.

One Night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble...

@pretorious700

3 жыл бұрын

I was in Bangkok that weekend. Nobody even noticed.

@williammatthews693

3 жыл бұрын

Poor David Carradine!

@blondesummer7980

2 жыл бұрын

Tusk!

@DavidLLambertmobile

8 ай бұрын

But does a tough guy tumble???

@FingerBreakerWu

8 ай бұрын

@@pretorious700 There are so many western a-holes trying to be famous there and end up dead in a pool of their own blood, piss, crap, and vomit. What’s one more?

4:30 that looks kinda like the office The Guy From Harlem would have.

Film has a definite Laserblastian feel to it

@RustyMuck

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny Appleseed It’s a weird hybrid of Mad Max and the Terminator with no budget

I just watched Future Force and bought Future Zone on VHS can't wait to watch the sequel! 📼

"Asses and jeans just did NOT get along in the eighties" Like HELL they didn't. Two words: Samantha Fox

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“That’s like doin’ the splits on a car in a Whitesnake video money”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Your glove’s gay” “What was that?” “Have a lovely day”

@joshuablack8221

5 ай бұрын

Uh, no, dude 😂 she didn’t even have thighs back then ☠️

Hahaha I'll never get tired of the junkyard segment This is like the part in a video game where you don't know what to do next.. I've been by this car before, I clicked this door..

Actually, "R.E.P.O.R.T"" stands for Recently Exported Parts Of Rare Turtles ;)

To this day I still blame most of society’s problems on C&C Music Factory. It’s an ugly truth most people choose to ignore.

Whatever you do, don't die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. All of your accomplishments become instantly irrelevant.

@DavidLLambertmobile

8 ай бұрын

Don't joke about the choke!

Henchman or humanoid shark, you decide!

7:07- the henchman's gun is clearly not loaded. Kinda takes away from the intimidation factor.

@DavidLLambertmobile

8 ай бұрын

1991, thug has a 60+ year old German 9mm pistol. The math checks out 🤔.

"You and I are in for a marathon session tonight." Poor David had that mindset to the bitter end

7:55 a 1987 Nissan Pulsar NX! It must be THE FUTURE!

@DavidLLambertmobile

8 ай бұрын

In the future no one can hear you choke yourself while you jerk off....

Hahaha after the best of the worst of this I can't help but laugh at the scene where carradine the actor is stealing shit off her desk and drinking her coffee haha

They had 3 city blocks to film in and every driving scene was the same street. That's the kind pf movie u get on an $11 budget.

@dantecervantes4162

5 жыл бұрын

WTF did they spend the $11 on?? ...The Hand of fate patch?

12:26 Judging by the voice, they must've borrowed that van from Nick Nolte. I guess it getting tracked down by the law and shot at is pretty par for the course at that point.

Fun Fact: This movie was D.C. Douglas' first ever acting role. As in, the guy who voiced Wesker in RE5 and Kira in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. We all gotta start somewhere I guess.

Man DC really let himself go lol

@littleteethkeith

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur Aguirre Apparently he didn’t let himself go soon enough.

Why DOES the bad guy work in a principal’s office? 😂

@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117

2 жыл бұрын

The film writer (or person that wrote random rubbish) had a tough time in high school 😅🤣

@joshuablack8221

5 ай бұрын

@@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117💯😂😂

Interesting computers they have in the FUTURE! The most advanced technology available!

@smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554

6 жыл бұрын

So advanced they only had 3 of them at that time

@Nightweaver1

4 жыл бұрын

With up to 20k of RAM!

Henchman is Bob Tessier. Many bad guy roles in the sixties through the eighties

Civilian Operated Police Incorporated = C. O. P. S. Must be _the future_ !!!

Seems like in the future we went back to cathode ray tube TV's and computer monitors

The disappointed and tanked on bottom shelf brandy bartender is my favorite character.

5:56 gets me ever time lololol

David Carradine looks like old Kevin Sorbo turned young.

By the way that is indeed DC Douglas

@CrowTR0bot

2 жыл бұрын

"You can call me Mike Nelson, I am 53 years old, and live in the Northeast Section of Minnesota, and I have yet to marry. I work as a temp for Gizmonics Institute, during which I watch one 90 minute movie per day, exercising my mental faculties to deliver brilliant zingers at the inanity fed to me by the theater screen. I then take 20 minutes to cry myself to sleep at being trapped in space with robots who don't respect me. Sleepless nights are usually the result of this. "I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

Robert Tessier (bald henchman) also played Big Jake in Sidehackers.

Power Glove? I thought it was a gpu cooler...

I was wearing an American flag karate gi while slowly and sexually asphyxiating myself when I first watched this riff because I'm a real patriot. 🇺🇸🦅🥋

(11:59) Did they just sneak in a Turtles in Time/Sunset Riders beat?

2:20 Just giving myself a shortcut.

Holy shit this is hilarious!

People in the future has ponytail and slick back hair

Hey waitaminnit, the Bald Henchman also played Thor (not that one) in Starcrash! I'd recognize that squinty round visage anywhere!

Get a load of this? So does this mean he snached the pebble from his master's hand?

I liked the bald guy better when he was Big Jake ("He hit Big Jake!") in Sidehackers.

Biker Police!

Laser Shoe? LOL!!!

This movie is hilariously cheaply done. I really like the remotely controlled case with the "power glove" thingy. Clearly bought at home depot, with clasps lacking any electronic connections at all.

7:49 The desert

The guy at 3:50 looks like Cooper from Deadly Prey.

@Badvibesdude

4 жыл бұрын

Because it is. Never mind.

2:08-2:21

15:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Prepare to clutch your mistie hearts like Fred Sanford.....the bald henchman.....is.....BIG JAKE! yup yup!

@auntiea2002

6 жыл бұрын

mrkrinkle72 he looks like 'Thor' from "Star crash".

@EddieHawkinsII

4 жыл бұрын

auntiea2002 Same actor.

Kind of a random question but, has anyone here ever remember drinking Like Cola?

@DavidLLambertmobile

8 ай бұрын

Like Hell no!

12:32 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅

I love you busbe muhh 😍☝🏻

16:07 - Racist glove

Didn't they do the acronym thing on MST3K?

@graciegj63

6 жыл бұрын

Stan McSerr Where at?

@stanmcserr8576

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aIyitZN7nsbYibA.html

Asses and jeans did not get along well in the 80s..or the 70s for that matter ..thankfully fashion has rotated and now weirdly fitting mom jeans, high waisted pants and baggy gross pants are all back in fashion again haha

Song at 8:27?

Ha. Channels.

👌🏽 It stinks!

3:48.. George The Animal Steele before wrestling henchmen extraordinaire

4:21..don muraco???