THE BEST HOMER SIMPSONS FUNNY QUOTES AND LINES FROM THE CLASSIC SIMPSONS - "I AM SO SMART - S M R T"
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Here are some of Homer Simpson's funniest lines and quotes, all of them ridiculous, outlandish and side-splitting. Homer is probably the last person you want advice from and he seems to be rather dismissive of Marge. Why does he always forget Maggie's name?
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Know that dan castellaneta actually messed up the "I am so smart" chant makes it even better.
@vladimirblagojevic5937
7 ай бұрын
S M R T has a meaning in Serbian; considering he set his house on fire, it was a funny coincidence 😅
@prasithoudomvilay8454
5 ай бұрын
Great improvising
@Cloudwizrd
4 ай бұрын
How did you know that? Did you hear that on the DVD commentary? That’s how I found that out… the TV commentary on the Simpsons is actually really fascinating. I had seasons one through nine.
"He's about to hit a chestnut treeeeeee!" Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andremelo_82
Жыл бұрын
My favourite
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
Жыл бұрын
AAAAH!
@matthewbartlett3442
Жыл бұрын
Almost killed homer too
@Crasher1982
Жыл бұрын
He knew what kind of tree, too. :D
@mewmew124
Жыл бұрын
Oh God yes! 🤣😂
"Lisa if you don't like your job you don't strike you just go in everyday and do it really half assed that's the American way"
@DrFrankensteam
Жыл бұрын
Truth! Homer was way ahead of the “quiet quitting” that’s all too popular today.
@GriffithFromBerk
7 ай бұрын
@@DrFrankensteamquiet quitting was the best thing that could happen for employers genuinely
@Spider-Nalgas
6 ай бұрын
@@DrFrankensteam. And I see so many articles now crediting this “quiet quitting” to Gen Z. Yet, here’s Homer/The Simpsons making fun of it years before Gen Z. 😂
@tomtheconqerur
5 ай бұрын
Unironically more effective than unions.
@Not_Always
Ай бұрын
@@DrFrankensteam Its never not been the case, there is just now a name for it.
When Dan Castellaneta was saying “I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!” as Homer’s voice, he actually didn’t mean to misspell ‘smart.’ Matt Groaning thought it was perfect and decided to keep it in
@nthgth
10 ай бұрын
That's awesome 😆
@josefk7437
9 ай бұрын
That was a smrt choice.
@MeowTheWhat
9 ай бұрын
Groening.
@ZilogBob
8 ай бұрын
Sort of like when George C Scott slipped and fell in the filming of "Dr Strangelove". Yeah, that long ago.
@prasithoudomvilay8454
5 ай бұрын
That's brilliant from Matt groening, sometimes messed up lines works
"I choose to waive that right" then screams like a mad man. One if my favorite homer lines
@Ospyro3em
Жыл бұрын
A lot of lines from that episode were pure gold 😂
@simplus1980
9 ай бұрын
"Marge, not here." Or, you know, keep this for the bedroom...
"Billy Corgan., Smashing Pumpkins" "Homer Simpson. Smiling politely". One of my favourites.
"im not normally a praying man. But if you're up there please save me, superman" 😂😂😂
@Sweetumskitty1789
10 ай бұрын
Honestly he shoulda prayed to Batman
“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.” That’s actually a pretty deep line for Homer.
@ElsaAnnaArendelle
Ай бұрын
yeah - homer's twisted logic on full display
Homer to Lisa when breaking into the Springfield museum: "Could you open the window for me? The police have daddy's fingerprints on file." 😂
My favourite is definitely " It's 11 o clock at night, do you know where you're children are?" "I told you last night, NO!"
@tychauntenelle919
Жыл бұрын
"And where's Bart? His food is getting all cold and eaten......"
@NerdyCatCoffeeee
Жыл бұрын
@@tychauntenelle919 Homer: "Hey Bart, are you going to fin-" Brain: "quiet, you fool we can have this for ourselves" Homer: *_with food already in his mouth_* "Run, Boy! RUN!"
@adelepippinandbustersadventure
4 ай бұрын
@@tychauntenelle919*anyway
"Rather have beer? Or complete and utter contentment?" "What kind of beer?" I remember that joke making my dad belly laugh when i was younger
@the_bottomfragger
Жыл бұрын
I hope to watch this show with my future kids some day, I always lose it at this line
@jamesteegardner2273
8 ай бұрын
@@the_bottomfraggerI have been watching The Simpsons since they first started on the Tracey Ullman in the 80s. I had that same idea to share my fond memories of laughing hysterically at this show with my son, like how I used to with my dad. Unfortunately, now that my son is old enough, he has absolutely no interest in watching the show with me, because, and I'm quoting him here, "the animation is so old and strange looking!" Freaking kid doesn't want to watch or do anything except if it's on his iPad and made after the year 2015! Anything before that, and he's not interested at all! I swear, trying to get him to watch a movie with me goes over about as well as when I tried to get him to play a board game with me and his mom the day we lost power and his tablet was dead. I think he quit before my wife even got a chance to roll the dice!
@the_bottomfragger
8 ай бұрын
@@jamesteegardner2273 Damn I'm sorry to hear it! Realistically this will probably happen to me too but one can dream? Just out of curiosity, how old is he? When I started watching the Simpsons at the age of about 13, I also preferred the newer seasons because it looked cleaner. Needless to say I don't hold that position anymore. All I can recommend is to still try to find some interest in whatever dumb stuff he's watching and/or limit his ipad time. Best of luck!
@hahaha574
Ай бұрын
@@jamesteegardner2273....not trying to be an asshole and rub it in your face, but I'm 35 and raised my daughter watching Simpsons up to season 11. She is about to turn 13 and she still loves watching The old classic Simpsons with me.
@jamesteegardner2273
Ай бұрын
@@hahaha574 Nah bro, it's all good. If anything I'm a bit jealous cause that's something that I was hoping to share with my son especially since it was something I used to do with my dad as a child. For whatever reason, my son just isn't interested in TV or movies, especially his dad's "old movies."
"Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Ok, Mr Burns, whats your first name?" "I dont know."
Marge it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen 😭 😂😂
I’m surprised Dan castenella’s vocal cord’s aren’t as shredded as marges by this point, considering he has to do so much giggling, screaming, and crying
"I'm outraged, this is the biggest tax hike in history." "Actually it's the smallest tax increase in history." "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax." "That's the home owner tax." "Well I'm still outraged."
@comradeLucienne
10 ай бұрын
now that's a good american
"Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids - eat them!"
@adelepippinandbustersadventure
Ай бұрын
SILENCE!!!
9:50 After the phone rings, and after Homer picks up the phone Mr Burns Asks “is it about my cube?”
At a blackjack table years ago, lady next to me made a good play and won. She starting singing "I am so smart, I am so smart...," and without missing a beat, I said "S M R T." Whole table cracked up. Everyone knew that song.
@LFCzak6
11 ай бұрын
That sounds very cringe
@uncleterrydidntworkattheha6116
3 ай бұрын
@@LFCzak6 why?
"If he's so smart how come he's dead!" Me dieing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠🤣🤣
@leociresi4292
Жыл бұрын
In the Simpson’s Hot and Run game, where Homer disables the cpu he quotes, “If you’re so smart, how come I broke you?”
Homer is the best character ever made! 😂😂
@daybreakknight6495
Жыл бұрын
Agreed! I always love Homer's antics! Homer was always S-M-R-T with a lot of stuff!!!
@dukesilver9704
Жыл бұрын
It's rare that the main character is the funniest which is what makes Homer so amazing too. All of his classic lines are gold. Love the others, but Homer's my favourite by far.
@jamiecodd3873
Жыл бұрын
I agree aswell he makes me laugh so much better than Peter griffin buy a mile and I also enjoy Rick and Morty Futurama and American Dad don’t like Family Guy the actor in it got sacked and was racist
@PhillyAnthonyD
Жыл бұрын
Homer is great! I think he is the funniest character after Hal from Malcolm in the Middle.
"I dont have to be careful, I got a gun" haha so American way, Homer is the best.
"Here are your messages: -You have 30 minutes to move your car. -You have 10 minutes. -Your car has been impounded. -Your car has been crushed into a cube. -You have 30 minutes to move your cube."
Dude the lie detector blowing up got me rolling...dude I forgot how funny the Simpsons is
"I'm not normally a praying man but if your up there then please save me superman" 😂
13:48 The funniest moment in Television History.
@davidwilliams8860
3 ай бұрын
That is just fucked up 😂😂
" they have the internet on computers now".😂😂😂
5:11 I love how his head literally dented metal 😂😂
“It’s uterus not uterYou” I’m totally using that
I always prefer when Homer is a lovable oaf instead of a malicious idiot. Though that’s because he’s been around for ages… Poor guy.
My favorite Homer line: "That's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth."
"Besides, every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I learned how to make homemade wine and I forgot how to drive." "Homer, you forgot how to drive because you were drunk."
2:33 surprisingly profound advice.
"If he's so smart how come he's dead" *holding a blue "Zoo"-balloon* is pure gold.
I still get a kick out of Homer’s wiggle when he takes Marge’s hat.
i love the gun dealer waiting for homer to pull the trigger like 6 times before actually moving the muzzle out of his face
“They have the internet on computers now!”
This is a hilarious set of Homer quotes
@marcusgreer3868
2 жыл бұрын
How come they becomes with the best character ever? Homer is the best one ❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:11 I never noticed that Homer puts a dent in the fan/light fixture when he hits it, lmao!
"I loVe YoU hOmEr... I don't even need her anymore." - best line
7:09 Lisa just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do. I'm Bart! LOL
3:37 is one of the most hilarious dialogues in the show.
@dendenp9
Жыл бұрын
Homer no function beer well without
“I am so smart! I am so smart! SMRT! I mean SMART!”
That alcohol line is probably the single truest line, next to the work half assed line
0:39 What started as a flubbed line has become a quote onto itself.
@thomaschitham3487
Жыл бұрын
Was it a mistake? I'd believe it either way.
@Pikashockdragon
Жыл бұрын
@@thomaschitham3487 The execs kept it in because they felt that it fit Homers' personality.
@christopherlewis1315
Жыл бұрын
@@Pikashockdragon The writers, not the executives.
-"You're scientists! You do nothing but play God!" -*chanting* "Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!" -"What's happening to me? There's still food in front of me, but I don't want to eat it! I've become everything I've ever hated!" -"I see the light! It burns!" -"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane...Oh by the way I was being sarcastic."
That sugar pile scene - bad bees! They're defending themselves somehow!
“I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy”
@stevenhibbert7512
Жыл бұрын
But I do agree with his Selma kling policy
@music-channel69
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenhibbert7512 Tell me more about his Selma Kling policy.
@stevenhibbert7512
Жыл бұрын
It's a typo 😉
@matthewbartlett3442
Жыл бұрын
Well he framed me for armed robbery But Maaaan I’m aching for that upper-class tax cut Ugh
‘Bruce, Lance and Julian. ‘ so true
0:07 🎵Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history!🎵 🎵From the town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!🎵 Ahhhhh! "Crash"
The classic Simpsons were the best in my opinion
@marcusgreer3868
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe until the 15th season was pure gold ❤️
@piratekingomega3292
Жыл бұрын
how controversial
@schnnellbell3310
Жыл бұрын
You lie white girl
@jaygonya8383
Жыл бұрын
ocay Peggy
@OmegaWolf747
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Nothing can touch those first ten seasons.
"40 seconds? But I want it now." This is me in front my microwave lol
0:05 I just couldn't. It gets better and better every time I watch it.
Marge has a lot of patience!
The "It takes two to lie" part I will use. Someday.
Kids - you tried your best and you failed miserable - the point is - never try
" lets just say the fame was like a drug but was even more like a drug is the drugs"😂😂
Ha ha ha- I am so smart . S M R T
@wolframyt4494
2 жыл бұрын
That's one of my favorites Homer quotes because Castellaneta made a mistake and said S M R T but it was so in character that they kept it in the show
My favorite 20 Homer's quotes and monologues: -You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I got that right now...ooh, bacon! -Oh, ok Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yeah, then I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! Now that's sarcasm... -Apu, if I've learned anything it's that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. -Alone, I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold-indifferent Sun! -Oh...ahhh...I'm never eating chili again...ohh, chili! -Marge, I agree with you in theory. In theory, communism works!... -Lisa...in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -[Singing] I told the witch doctor there's something in my chest! Bombombombom! I told the witch doctor he had to run a test! -Ooh, the mafia guy's all mad. Oh, what are you gonna do, call your godfather, huh? Oh, godfather! Iifufufufufu... -Well, he's got all the money in the World, but there's one thing he can't buy...a dinosaur! -Nobody make me any breakfast, a man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it [...]. Well, in that case, I'll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it...well, maybe a little powdered sugar. -Sshh, quiet Lisa...the dog is barking. -...I'm picking it up. "Sala" seems to mean "jerk", and I think "Manjula" is some kind of spaceship. -So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes: "Let your children run wild and free...". -I know you can read my thoughts, boy... miaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiaumiau! -People die, all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow...well, good night. -Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town, I want to explore the world, I want to watch TV in a different time zone, I want to visit strange, exotic malls, I'm sick of eating hoagies, I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero, I want to live, Marge!, won't you let me live!?!? Uuhhohhh... -Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the american way! -You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaaaming! -"Nucular", it's pronounced "nucular". [...] "Nucular". +another: -[Singing] Momma took those batteries!, she took them away! Momma took those batteries, size "double A"!
@TheClausHouse
Жыл бұрын
Hey, Bart! You wanna see my new chain saw and hockey mask?!?!
@kevinconnor6035
Жыл бұрын
These are solid. I also love when he is trying to teach Bart about women and ends up getting hammered. "So I says, 'Yeah? If you want that money, come and find it, 'cause I don't know where it is, you baloney. You make me wanna wreck...'" *Falls asleep.*
@the_even_toed_ungulate.
11 ай бұрын
@@kevinconnor6035retch*
Homer has always been the real star.
0:33 Fun fact: that SMRT line was not supposed to be like that Dan actually screwed that up but they kept that In because it just felt like Homer
“If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?”
Home Simpson always make me laugh
9:40😂😂😂You have masages:😅 u have 30 Minute to remove your car .... .. ... u have 30 Minute to remove you cube 😂😂😂❤
12:53 made me lol
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant classic Simpsons! .... Was feeling a bit low but this has cheered me up no end!
Great compilation! Thank you. ☮
"Auw, auw, they're defending themselves somehow" never ceases to make me laugh lol
I choose to waive that right!!! WAAH
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is, never try. Best advise EVER
@dragongrrl3
7 күн бұрын
Basically adult advice.
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
What a great compilation!! God bless you for this wonderful job!
" dont eat me i have a wife and kids, eat them"!.
‘If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead’ is my favourite 🤣
Spectacular compilation
I don't approve of his Bart killing policies but I approve of his Selma killing policies lolololol
Marge - weaseling out of things is important to learn!
@richwhiteman2755
Жыл бұрын
It’s what separates us from the animals!
@AdrianMarinMarinoES
Жыл бұрын
@@richwhiteman2755 Except the weasel
"The thing about my family is there's five of us - Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy! How I hate him!"
“Mmmmmm. Sacrilecious.”
“I choose to waive that right” *turns into a monster on drugs*
Even though you branded content that's not yours, there's more laughs and smiles in this 15 minutes then an entire new season combined.
If I ever get arrested I'm going to do exactly what Homer did.
I love Homer's stupid stunned face 12:10
Just love that one, whit the sucker and bees, *(Homer) “aww they are defending em self somehow)* haha
Homer smashes window of car. The glass lands outside of the car. 😅
@renakunisaki
11 ай бұрын
I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
best 15 minutes and 19 seconds on youtube so far no doubt
This is the first time I caught the "take another bath in malt liquor" line 😆
Thank you so much for posting. This was hilarious 😂
Getting to the age where new information does indeed push out old information
Peak time for The Simpsons 92-98
Hitting his head when going for the pie - I really feel that head smack
Ty. Now I'll get back to killing my brain with beer. Good morning 😂
The Flintsone’s inspired part was genius!
“Is it about my cube?” 😂
"FORGET IT, MARGE! IT'S CHINATOWN!"
"Oh, Bartholomew. I feel like Saint Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan." ... "I said SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE, FLANDERS!!" OK .... that one got me.
"And then I'll top it off with a refreshing colonic!" "Uh, dad?" "If you like piña colonic....and getting caught in the rain..."
But marge! Someone might call me sir, without adding, You're making a scene 😂
“Where’s my chili boots?”
Homer at a summer camp as an origin to meeting Marge: "It's either Ro(e)w vs Wade, and its my choice."
Missing out ‘HE locked the door’ was sacrilege