Labienus: "Okay, we have 60% more men than Caesar, we have the better ground, we tricked Caesar into attacking uphill. The hard part's done, now we just wait for Caesar to lose." Caesar: * Wins * Labienus: * Shocked Pikachu face *

@toddharig8142

5 жыл бұрын

It says this comment was made 2 weeks ago, yet the episode came out just now? Anyone else seen this bug?

@bguy32

5 жыл бұрын

@@toddharig8142 it's not a bug he releases the videos early for his Patrons.

@toddharig8142

5 жыл бұрын

thanks for the clarification guys! need to check this out for myself :)

@danillo.eu.rodrigues

5 жыл бұрын

shocked dead pikachu face

@Holsp

5 жыл бұрын

3:35 actually he has 40% more

"Why are you crying?" The cream-colored square was previously best friends with the red square and unfortunate circumstances brought them against each other resulting in the death of the cream-colored square :(

@emu9945

2 жыл бұрын

F

@someinternetperson

2 жыл бұрын

:(

@joshuakehl5891

2 жыл бұрын

•Firstly, if you were a square, what color would you be, and why? (This question appts to all that reads this very imperative comment)• Also, why do think this cream colored square chose not to side with his red colored square compatriot? Wherever I look I get the basic three answers one finds everywhere; what do you think? (Most importantly, however is the ever pressing initial question: it’s vital).

@someinternetperson

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuakehl5891 red rectangle with black x across it from corner to corner

@joshuakehl5891

2 жыл бұрын

@@someinternetperson 🤘🏻Respect🤘🏻

Caesar: Labienus, take care of Rome Lepidus: um, that’s not my name... Caesar: yeah whatever Labienus 2.

@i.h.i.d9725

5 жыл бұрын

Spot on

@rickykrahn4959

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@celalberkavsaroglu5252

5 жыл бұрын

You made up my day , thank you .

@Iarlen

5 жыл бұрын

The original Sive/Brad 2

@TrialByDance

5 жыл бұрын

TL bruh

Caesar to Labienus: Get in the van loser we’re conquering Gaul

@Nathan-yk5km

5 жыл бұрын

Get on the chariot loser, we’re conquering Gaul

@as7river

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment more than I would want to.

@yottanuclei

3 жыл бұрын

*ahem* you mean PROACTIVELY DEFENDING against the very real threat of gaul invasion

@sheldon-cooper

3 жыл бұрын

@@yottanuclei *HAIL IMPERATOR*

The real tragedy is that mainstream history has forgotten about Labienus in favor of Marc Anthony, Cato, Pompei etc.

@florpyjohnson9531

2 жыл бұрын

pompey, not pompei. very confusing. i guess technically he's pompeius.

@redpanda7967

2 жыл бұрын

Ong

@nathanroon6961

2 жыл бұрын

Labienus is the true defender of the Republic.

@szuperrosszarcu

2 жыл бұрын

@@florpyjohnson9531 Yeah, and Mark Antony, not Marc Anthony, but technically it's Marcus Antonius

@sosa8700

2 жыл бұрын

@@szuperrosszarcu But you think his slang name was what's up grand general of failure?

Caesar: Ahh I can finally rest. Next video: I'm about to end this man's whole career

@GamingUbered

5 жыл бұрын

I'm confused, this video came out today. How did you comment 2 weeks ago?

@cyanidensadness

5 жыл бұрын

@@GamingUbered exactly lol

@jakubkoubsky

5 жыл бұрын

:'(

@hitrapperandartistdababy

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Twist wait hold on a minute

@isidora5201

5 жыл бұрын

Hold up.

"IT'S OVER CAESAR! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!" "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!"

@NotFlappy12

5 жыл бұрын

Don't try it

@robbevanooteghem7429

5 жыл бұрын

i activare my trap card

@sagejoker666

5 жыл бұрын

It seems he literally underestimated Caesar though.

@simonnielsen5565

5 жыл бұрын

YOU WERE MY BROTHER LABIENUS! I loved you

@adrianbigboss5685

5 жыл бұрын

@Jack the Gestapo Hahaha. This comment right here ladies and gentlemen.

"I got your back." Brutus, March 15, 44 BC, Rome

@marcus2249

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO THATS PERFECT

@thegoodlord6518

5 жыл бұрын

Savage!

@AnonymousYoutuber69

3 жыл бұрын

More like March 45, 44BC, Rome

@lazyatthedisco

2 жыл бұрын

Brutus to Cesar: "Got your 🗡️"

@masterexploder9668

Жыл бұрын

"I got your groin" would sound a bit sus.

Caesar: I've finally won! Caesar: Why do I hear final boss music

@divyamgoel8902

5 жыл бұрын

Attack on Titan Levi vs beast titan reference ?

@Old_Guard2

4 жыл бұрын

Ibney00 “ The senate will decide your fate Caesar”

@mikailvandartel

4 жыл бұрын

@@Old_Guard2 "I AM THE SENATE"

@Old_Guard2

4 жыл бұрын

Mikail van Dartel “not yet”

@ShinSuperSaiyajin

4 жыл бұрын

*background turns to black and one winged angel plays*

Next episode : Brutus: *_whats that under your toga?_* Cassius *_its a surprise tool that will help us later_*

@RuiGomes43

5 жыл бұрын

uwu

@SCUExeCutoR

5 жыл бұрын

No spoilers please.

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

Cassius actually fought on Caesar’s side in this battle interestingly. Pompeius’s eldest son Gnaeus had been terrible to the population of Hispania according to Cassius.

@em9613

5 жыл бұрын

@@SCUExeCutoR Wouldn't want anyone to spoil what happened thousands of years ago

@isidora5201

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s the sound of the joke flying over your head!

*Waits for ever for Caesar to finally win the Civil War.* “He would be dead in a year* GOD DAMMIT

@eldorados_lost_searcher

5 жыл бұрын

Jupiter damn it. Specify your deities, you barbarian.

Sun Tzu: "Do not attack an enemy who has the high ground." Caesar: "Hold my beer."

@decam5329

4 жыл бұрын

Wine, surely?

@user-ht1vg5we2p

3 жыл бұрын

Caesar successfully tried it

@the_rover1

3 жыл бұрын

Hold my cervisia

@LilGamingYes

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin: "You underestimate my power!"

@PianoMelodicaDark

3 жыл бұрын

Hold my amphorae, perhaps?

"All of Caesar's rivals had been defeated." YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!! "At this moment, he is perhaps the most powerful person on the planet." YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!! ""He would be dead in a year." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

@RotneybotOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

@Jan Sitkowski The Senate: "We're gonna end this man's career."

@blahsomethingclever

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. And we need another Caesar in our age. How weird it is to love someone dead for 2000 years.. And yeah, i think if Caesar wouldve ruled for another few decades he would have restored true democracy. But no, he had to die like the rock star he is at the height of his power....

@archdukefranzferdinand567

4 жыл бұрын

@@blahsomethingclever he was an authoritarian

@blahsomethingclever

4 жыл бұрын

@@archdukefranzferdinand567 you might be right, sadly. Just watched the new civilis video and caesar comes off as a jerk. But romes Republican system before wasnt exactly great either, and I've always had the impression caesar was a populist. Meaning he did things the populace, instead of the monied elite, wanted. I still think we need reform today from someone like him. And since the repubs have stacked the supreme court etc, something like this might come to pass. But history moves in unexpected directions when you least expect it. Who knows how the AI revolution / automation will affect this coming social dynamic

@testfortester7131

4 жыл бұрын

He would be dead in a year YESSSSSSSS

"He would be dead in a year" Bro.. Really? You just spoiled the entire show for us smh...

@iuliusconstantcornelio2018

5 жыл бұрын

Well, these video are also made for people who have some basics historical knowledge, so whoever complains about this should've studied more, not just learn everythjng about Caesar from one channel !

@vulturearmy3780

5 жыл бұрын

Iulius Constant Cornelio r/woooosh

@xaph5575

5 жыл бұрын

Iulius Constant Cornelio he was joking dude

@iuliusconstantcornelio2018

5 жыл бұрын

@@xaph5575 Well, I understood he was, but I am sure there are people in the comments who actually believe what this man was joking about !

@MrRushhour4

5 жыл бұрын

@@vulturearmy3780 r/ihavereddit

Young Caesar: Did you do it? did you become the greatest general of all time? Caesar: Yes.... Young Caesar: what did it cost? Caesar: (burying Labienus) Everything......

@benjaminmclaren8782

5 жыл бұрын

By Mars, that hit closer to the Heart than it should have. I think even Caesar had doubts by the end.

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

Benjamin, at Egypt is seemed like he was a bit depressed judging by the uncharacteristic drinking. Or maybe just stressed, who knows.

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmclaren8782 He should have had doubts earlier. He hired street thugs to assassinate leading figures, bribed politicians and entire armies, broke sacred rules of his own nation... He didn't break some eggs to make a cake; he killed all the chickens for it and burnt the farm to use as an oven.

@AlexanderHL1919

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not crying, you're crying. Stop it!

@michaelmische1433

5 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeone5314 Fucking metal.

Women: "Men only want one thing, and it's disgusting!" Men: "YESSSS NEW HISTORIA CIVILIS VIDEOOOO"

@bradybarry6477

4 жыл бұрын

True

@danny90099

4 жыл бұрын

You disgusted me

@thech33f39

4 жыл бұрын

YASSS SLAY JULIUS

@midshipman8654

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Lorett Men: To have a Labienus that will follow you, even if you decide to march on Rome like a lepidus. :(

@robbielewis4740

4 жыл бұрын

@@thech33f39 No

I don't know why you even bothered mentioning that Octavius guy... Doubt he'll ever amount to anything smh my damn head

@JesusJuenger

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he won't amount to anything, not with a loser name like 'Octavius' . Only people with powerful names like 'Augustus' amount to anything.

@joshuakevinserdan9331

5 жыл бұрын

@@JesusJuenger yeah, Im pretty sure Octavius won't have a baby attached on his right foot unlike Augustus.

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

Right it’s the Agrippa guy who actually does everything ;)

@Archangelm127

5 жыл бұрын

You know how HC likes branching off into trivia. Just smile and nod.

@drewinsur7321

5 жыл бұрын

yeah man, i heard he fucked his sister that crazy fuck, alabama is not even a thing yet.

Wait Cesar dies?? What's next, The Octavius guy becoming emperor or something? Come on

@AlexanderHL1919

5 жыл бұрын

The writing for this show is so predictable.. My expectations havent even been subverted smh. They need to hire D&D.

@marcus2249

5 жыл бұрын

pshhhhhh no that Octavius guy is sure to get into his own civil war! I mean look at him doesn't his square body look suspicious?

@psal8715

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlexanderHL1919 Maybe they should bring in Rian Johnson, he will stir things up.

@phnexOice

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly Lepidus is going to end up on top

@tinn6092

4 жыл бұрын

I swear, the show is supposed to be exciting. This is the boring shit that I see in my school's history books.

*mentions octavius* “We will watch your career with great interest.”

I kind of feel like Caesar's "At Munda I fought for my life" quote was sort of a hyperbolic way of him memorializing his friend. Like, he was a tyrant and everything, but from how Caesar would conduct himself militarily, it strikes me as a quote that was intended to give high honor more to Labienus than to praise himself. Maybe I just like the sentimentality and tragic components of that thought though.

@RenegadeVile

4 жыл бұрын

Caesar didn't generally speak ill of his foes anyway, politically or otherwise. Only those he really, really had severe grievances with. Maybe in private he talkes more shit, but publically, being respectful of enemies played into his policy of clemency towards opponents in the civl war. After all, it's reasonable to think he would not have killed Pompey and instead brought him back to Rome.

@monehget

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, it seems like a send off for L

@River_StGrey

2 жыл бұрын

@@mangonel I dig this iteration on my comment a lot.

@infidelheretic923

2 жыл бұрын

Basically he was saying. “That was rough, almost got me that time bro.”

@pat442389

Жыл бұрын

I tend to agree with you but if it got bad enough that caesar had to jump off his horse and get itno the fight, caesar saying he "fought for his life" is probably right. Caesar did love his friends and respected roman offials, he just loved himself a bit more.

I think that Octavius kid has a bright future ahead of him.

@lexex2550

5 жыл бұрын

Truly... i almost already saw him became an emperor or something else big.

@scarletshadow4548

5 жыл бұрын

@@lexex2550 nah not likely

@moffeldemol8178

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know right. That guy will be special

@divusgaiusjuliuscaesar4657

5 жыл бұрын

Natiahs he’ll probably remain a Qaestor and he unsuccessful, it’s not like he’d make the republic fall or anything 😂

@totalwartimelapses6359

5 жыл бұрын

Why? He literally did nothing on this campaign he'll probably die an unknown name in history and won't have any effect on Roman history or any people named Marcus whatsoever

Labeinus: "It's over Ceasar! I have the high ground." Ceasar: "You underestimated my legions!" Ceasar: *Types in cheat codes*

@robbevanooteghem7429

5 жыл бұрын

i activate my trap card

@dalsosegno

5 жыл бұрын

Activate BAGUVIX

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

The mvp of the battle was leader of Caesar’s cavalry the king of Mauritania. Who somehow was on Caesar’s side despite Caesar apparently having an affair with his wife recently.

@eldorados_lost_searcher

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarasamaletdin4574 Never underestimate Caesar's powers of seduction or persuasion. The only way to beat him is to perforate his diaphragm and lungs. And since he's constantly surrounded by bodyguards or protected by cultural mores, I don't see that happening.

@michaelmische1433

5 жыл бұрын

Caesar: BIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDYBIGDADDY History: Sources here were a little fussy about what happened.

Glossed over the fact that Octavius and Agrippa didn't go to Spain with Caesar because he got sick but travelled there with Agrippa afterwards not knowing if Caesar won or not. This impressed Caesar enough to change his will and adopt the kid.

@MrRemicas

3 жыл бұрын

"Come with me my nephew! We're heading up to Spain to fight my most skilled adversaries who has an army of 13 legions while we have only 8!" "Er, I can't, I'm... er, sick. Yeah, I'm sick. What a bad luck." "Understandable, young lad!"

@casualsatanist

Жыл бұрын

@@MrRemicas “or should I say… son?”

@jbhoyhvb

8 ай бұрын

​@@casualsatanist*angry Antony watches from a distance

I would have loved to have seen Caesar live another 5. The parthian invasion would have been totally epic.

@hermanoguimaraes6343

2 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine? Man, that would have probably changed the world forever

@zikalokof1challenge414

Жыл бұрын

@@hermanoguimaraes6343 Thats how history is. ANYTHING gone slightly different could've changed the entire world as we know today. Even from the most basic what ifs of Hitler winning WW2 for example to the more deep rabbitholes of Antiquity makes alternate history a really fun topic to discuss

@captaincole4511

Жыл бұрын

Hitler would have never won ww2

@TheBelrick

8 ай бұрын

@@zikalokof1challenge414 can you imagine a world where we are not castrating or genital mutilating our children? Where having families was the norm. OMG what a world. Its funny to look back from within a dystopian collapse.

@Eepies

6 ай бұрын

Honestly given the fact that gaul took a decade, the dacian-parthian-black sea campaign that he planned probably would have taken much longer

You know you're watching a good series when you can't wait for the conclusion even though you've been spoiled since middle school.

@tylerdurden3722

5 жыл бұрын

This is more like a prequel. Most people only know the "et tu Brutus?" part

@Deadhound141

5 жыл бұрын

Roman civil war part 2: The second triumvirate. Then roman civil war part 2: the antonius betrayal. Then roman civil war part 2: get agrippa on the situation.

@MisterKisk

5 жыл бұрын

That's called the Ancient Greek view of spoilers. Knowing what's going to happen next is often the best part.

Not his year Labienus 45 B.C.

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

Not his year Julius Caesar 44 B.C.

@panzerofthelake506

5 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeone5314 YOU HERETIC!

@AriaLunaCampbell

5 жыл бұрын

Ooooof

@michaelstein7510

5 жыл бұрын

Labienus had a good plan and defensive position, but he underestimated Total War autoresolve.

@admontblanc

5 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeone5314 ironically his death made him immortal, how many people even know who Labienus or even Pompey Magnus are? Hint: not even close to the amount who know about Caesar.

I never understood how people could claim the conquest of Gaul was Ceaser's greatest achievement. One thing that makes it difficult to judge generalship through history is you rarely ever get an apples to apples comparison. Ceaser vs Gual is a conflict with drastically different experience, resources, and really just about everything. Ceaser in the Roman Civil War is multiple battles between armies that are designed, trained, and equipped similarly, where one of the few differences in each conflict is the quality of leadership on the battlefield. It's those fights, the fact that he won against other experienced and respected leaders, often with fewer troops and a worse position, that prove Ceaser deserves his reputation.

@arthur99mun

Жыл бұрын

The point is that a battle against romans can't be considered his greatest feat. Hes not talking about the hardest battle when he says that.

@zezzyyeiji2663

11 ай бұрын

yeah but fighting 1 quadrillion gauls with 8 measly legions is far more amazing

@sunid8346

10 ай бұрын

@@zezzyyeiji26631 quadrillion Gauls because non combatants were likely included and then numbers were exaggerated. Most likely, they were decentralized tribes with irregular soldiers.

@GaryWagers

9 ай бұрын

We remember the Gallic Wars better than the civil war probably because Caesar wrote about them himself in order to propagandize his victories. He would have had a harder time aggrandizing himself by pointing to the times he fought fellow Romans--as the video on his triumphs pointed out--so they aren't as well remembered by us now because Caesar (and his successors' later propagandists, I would assume) wouldn't brag about them. And also because we're all map painters at heart, and Gaul is a rather huge chunk of land to add to the Roman map.

@jerm70

8 ай бұрын

@@sunid8346 Caesar literally did what none of the great Roman leaders of the future could do. Annex huge swaths of land from the North.

Obi Wan: "It's over Anakin! I have the high Ground!" Caesar in background: "amateurs..."

I'm officially anticipating next episode more than the GOT finale...

@sulphuric_glue4468

5 жыл бұрын

"2 weeks ago" hol up

@MagickJam

5 жыл бұрын

@@sulphuric_glue4468 haha, Patreon patrons get early access 👌 (definitely worth it)

@ARCHITACADEMY

5 жыл бұрын

@@MagickJam oh crap

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

Julius is going to start executing people in Rome like a maniac, Brutus Snow is going to stab him for it to save what's left of the republic, and maybe the world. Octavian (which wasn't Octavian anymore, he was now Augusts) having done nothing noteworthy until that point took the throne. The republic was never restored, Rome turned into an empire with brothels instead of ports. Cleopatra ruled Egypt as the queen in the south that no one gave a shit about. The soldiers that served under Julius were not important enough to the story to have their own ending. They never found anything west to Europe, America isn't in their story at all. Overall the story of Rome was thrilling and interesting, but they just decided to finish it too fast through Julius, a well-loved character to madness and treason, and finish the entire story like it was never built-up. They teleported the characters from Rome to Africa to the Middle East to Spain while the first season gave us years of focus around Rome and Gall. And the Lebinus arc - from the moment Julius marched to Rome, his "equal" Lebinus was out to get him. Lebinus is coming they said... He died in 1 fight by not watching the enemy jump at him from behind. We're making a petition for a re-write of the story. To tell God that this ending doesn't do justice to the rest of the story.

@TheRickRoller1

5 жыл бұрын

Haha bragging are we? Early access is cool gotta admit.

Caesar: I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire ! Labienus: Your new empire? My allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

@xXYourShadowDaniXx

5 жыл бұрын

Caesar: I love democracy

@gaiusjuliuscaesar8450

5 жыл бұрын

If you are not with me then you're my enemy!

@michaelmische1433

5 жыл бұрын

@@xXYourShadowDaniXx This is so underrated.

@Peter-os7nk

5 жыл бұрын

Caesar: Only a Senator deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.... "Unsheathes Sword"

@legion999

5 жыл бұрын

"I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security" I'm pretty sure none of this is true. Or at least VERY debatable.

Why do all dramatic portrayals of Caesar’s Civil War leave out Labeinus? The story between them, and the fact that Labeinus was such a formidable commander equal to Caesar, makes him extremely interesting.

Returning to Rome: Lepidus: Is it done? Caesar: Yes. Lepidus: And what did it cost? Caesar: Everything. I wonder if Caesar reflected on his old friendship with Labienus during his funeral.

@histguy101

4 жыл бұрын

He was too dangerous to be left alive.

@MALITH666

4 жыл бұрын

He probably did. Imagine growing up together only at the last moment separate over a political theory. Forget the funeral, they must have been gutted to see each other and know that only one would walk out alive that day.

@roadhigher

4 жыл бұрын

He had his soldiers search the Battlefield for Labienus' body and buried him with full military honours. He still considered him a friend despite fighting against him for the past several years.

@sobitasadullah4517

3 жыл бұрын

@@MALITH666 Labienus was foolish to try to preserve the Republic, considering the state it was in. Caesar violated every rule of the Republic, but when the rules only existed to preserve the interests of the Optimatae, it was exactly what Rome needed.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE LABIENUS! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE OPTIMATES, NOT JOIN THEM!

@DxBlack

5 жыл бұрын

_"I HATE YOU! TRAITOR!!!"_

@shastasilverchairsg

5 жыл бұрын

Labienus had the high ground, but Caesar still won... Caesar 1 - Anakin 0.

@CoderShare

5 жыл бұрын

How the hell did this cult make it's way over to this channel?

@Alejo__

5 жыл бұрын

DxBlack “only a Pompei deals in absolutes.”

@xaph5575

5 жыл бұрын

@@CoderShare Ours is a cult that is spread far and wide :)

*Ceasar:* You turned them against me?! *Labienus:* You have done that yourself.

@plutarchvonpluto6439

5 жыл бұрын

Caesar: I have become more powerful than any senator has ever dreamed of!

@MegaTang1234

3 жыл бұрын

Labienus: it's over Ceaser! I have the High ground!

@lazyatthedisco

2 жыл бұрын

Labienus: "I will do what I must" Caesar: "You will try"

@Alif-kurniawan

2 жыл бұрын

Labienus : my loyalty is to republic, to democracy

@user-bs1zg9nk3g

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaTang1234 Ceasar: You underestimate my power! Labienus: Oh shit i really did

This guy just puts in so much effort and work into every single video that it comes out sounding perfectly natural and effortless. I was lucky enough to have a history teacher in elementary school with a very similar approach, and he's the reason I love studying our past. Keep the good stuff going, Historian Civilis, we are all forever grateful.

@TheBelrick

8 ай бұрын

You have to recognize his bias against Caesar . The senate ploys against Caesar parallels todays shenanigans. Caesar wasn't the first dictator. Pompey was , but like hillary clinton, he just never got to have his time.

Caesar and his 8 legions dealing with Pompeans for the 3'rd time: "Aww shit. Here we go again..."

Labienus: has advantage in pretty much most situations Caesar: *wins* Labienus: *bruh in latin*

@alwinkoefinger

5 жыл бұрын

Frater then ;)

@admontblanc

5 жыл бұрын

@@alwinkoefinger maybe "frah" or something like that :)

@iamcalamari2272

5 жыл бұрын

@@admontblanc Alwin Köfinger, frah!

@willmunoz1638

4 жыл бұрын

Lol when I saw that this comment had replies, I just KNEW it was a translation of "bro" in Latin, before I even looked.

@woodys9841

3 жыл бұрын

"Bruhtus"

"At this moment, he was perhaps the most powerful person on the planet. He would be dead in a year." DUDE.

Historia Civilis: "The civil war was over... for real" Me: "For real? Yes. For long? No."

>The other son would evade capture for another decade. Boy I swear to Christ if Pirate Pompey gets only one sentence...

@budakbaongsiah

5 жыл бұрын

Swear to Jupiter, you heathen!

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

Ironic how one thing Pompey famous for was defeating pirates and his son became one.

@adamberthold5941

5 жыл бұрын

Sextus was quite a bit more than a mere pirate? He defeated Octavian in several naval battles and forced the second triumvirate to give up sardinia and corsica and then sign a peacy treaty. He was one of the greatest

@fatalshore5068

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamberthold5941 Yep, Sextus fair kicked the crap out of them

@papyrustrousle4339

5 жыл бұрын

Pirate Pompey will eventually make it into a video

Everytime I hear about Labienus' and Ceasars sad friendship end, it almost makes me shed a tear. The were real Bros.

@willmunoz1638

4 жыл бұрын

@Águila701 Bro Code, Article 10

@RenegadeVile

4 жыл бұрын

@Águila701 Bronemies?

@MALITH666

4 жыл бұрын

Its kinda a Shakespearean tragedy. Caesar must have been really gutted when Labienus died.

@therealmaskriz5716

4 жыл бұрын

Labinus was a snake.

@Neknadeg

4 жыл бұрын

@@therealmaskriz5716 I severely doubt that. You gotta see it from his perspective. He was not alone with the opinion that Caesar was a danger for the Roman political system. He made his choice and took a side. Just like many famous "traitors" did, who we celebrate today. He followed his concsience. Good to know he had one.

Time: Dide, it's about 1AM and you have to wake up at 6AM for work. Time for sleep, okay? Me: 1 more random video please! Time: *sigh* Fine, 1 more video. Me: *watches all 25 videos about Julius Caesar's conquests at once* Oh boy oh boy, this was fun, time for sleep. *checks clock* Time: It is 5:37AM you dumb f*ck! Seriously dude, no idea how I am going to survive today, but this was fun. You should be a teacher. You know how to make this history interesting.

@chieuleyang6768

3 жыл бұрын

OMG

I teared up when Caesar buried Labienus. Such respect and honor, if true.

@ancientragerv2561

11 ай бұрын

Fly high Labienus, son of Roma. 🦅

”All of Caesar's rivals have been defeated.” Yes, of course... of course...

@richardballstein5132

4 жыл бұрын

"Caesar has beaten la benis!"

Wow spoilers at the end

@rod2d2rs

3 жыл бұрын

Historia Civilis: Cesar died 1 year later People watching: WHAT? Historia Civilis: No need to thank me

@Saurophaganax1931

2 жыл бұрын

*Over 2000 years pass since Caesar died* People: “Wow spoilers at the end.”

@AmandaPapePlease

2 жыл бұрын

Funny running into you here creeps

@butturthefatcat6565

2 жыл бұрын

Oh

The last line of this video put a chill down my spine. I had gotten so invested in this as a narrative that I kinda forgot that Caesar was assassinated

Who would win: The most powerful man of antiquity capable of subduing continents Some old men with bath robes

@50shekels

5 жыл бұрын

@Cheryl yeah.. nah "cheryl"

@borisdorofeev5602

4 жыл бұрын

*One Brutus Boi

@fxckedup7250

4 жыл бұрын

@@borisdorofeev5602 *And a bunch of senators

@guilhermehx7159

3 жыл бұрын

Who is who

@LanMandragon1720

3 жыл бұрын

The most powerful man of antiquity. He just did so posthumously. His murders defeated and his chosen heir in total power. Not to mention the whole everyone knows who he is 2,000 years later. Yeah bro murdered or not Ceaser won hard.

Caesar: *Defeats enemy* *New enemy appears* Caesar: *Oh shit, here we go again*

@zhouwu

4 жыл бұрын

Caesar: I didn't sign up to play whack a squirrel!

You tell history like writing a perfect prequel. We all know the outcome, but I never really feel like the outcome is certain and every single second is enjoyable. I would be sad every time your videos ened if your outro wasnt so awesome

@marcus2249

5 жыл бұрын

I legit agree 100% even though its all clear what will happen (for example: Caesar lived till 44 BC and wasn't killed in battle so duh he wins) but I still felt like Labienvs had a chance.

@theforgot3n1

5 жыл бұрын

The producer is amazing at his job.

I love all the history/battle channels, but something about the clear simplicity of Historia Civilis makes it by far my favorite.

The 'He would be dead in a year' line gave me the shivers! These videos are seriously my most favorite of all the history content on KZread. Such amazing presentation :)

*Wakes up before work, doesn’t want to get out of bed* *notification of this channels new video* *sudden rush of joy and energy*

@ezraclark7904

5 жыл бұрын

Vae Victis So if someone hits the snooze button their life sucks?

@archkral

5 жыл бұрын

If you don’t wake up early in the morning for a jog, cook yourself some eggs or pancakes, and don’t have a smile all the time you’re doing it? Its over. You’re not living the life. Its not worth living. Literally worse than hell.

@cipsahoy9639

5 жыл бұрын

I realize now this may seem like I’m simply depressed, but I am not. I was going for more of a “this is my favorite channel and it is a great start to the day having something new in it” type surprise. Not “I’m too much of a mope to get out of bed”. No need for the sass, ladies and gentlemen. Let us just enjoy the quality of the video here and it’s historical awesomeness

@sualtam9509

5 жыл бұрын

Well without steping on anybodyies toes, but a good sleep is a sign of (mental) health. I notice when I'm depressed I wake up tired too.

@Zargabaath

5 жыл бұрын

@@archkral Lol, you guys are on some holier-than-thou type shit.

A video from Historia Civilis always makes my day!

@jaguarpaw7626

5 жыл бұрын

Same for me !

@Archangelm127

5 жыл бұрын

Likewise

@drko88

5 жыл бұрын

Cobra Kai never dies

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

Every year.

@platitudeypus

5 жыл бұрын

So thats 12 good days every year. Not bad.

I've always read, without any contradicting sources, that Caesar's marching speed was almost superhuman. I can understand a single carrier or a cohort of scouts being extremely fast, but for him to move an entire army of multiple legions at the pace the sources say it crazy, it makes me think he had people stoned or beaten or docked some of their payment for not keeping up, maybe even a decimation that Caesar made sure never made it into the history books, but I doubt he ever took it that far

@korosuke1788

Жыл бұрын

His soldiers were probably numbers to him. If he actually cared for his troops, he'd be at peace so they wouldn't die in droves. Losing 10.000 men in a battle, losing them in a forced march. I just do not imagine these guys genuinely regretting all the suffering they brought to this world because they kept doing it over and over. For the army it was a decimation. For Caesar it was just tuesday.

@Matty6447

9 ай бұрын

@@korosuke1788Eh. Clearly his legions loved him otherwise they would’ve followed Labienus and called Caesar a tyrant against Rome. Instead they followed him through wins and losses when they easily could’ve surrendered to Pompey at any moment without fear of punishment from Caesar

4:00 9:22 MY FRIENDSHIP WITH RED SQUARE HAS ENDED, PURPLE SQUARE IS NOW MY NEW BEST FRIEND :D

@sarcasmgod2465

3 жыл бұрын

:DDDDDD

@sobitasadullah4517

3 жыл бұрын

:DDDDDDDDD

I literaly cry for the death of Labinus So sad to see such character die

@scipio7994

4 жыл бұрын

lol this guy commented on dovahattys Nerva-Antonine dynasty video.

Me: Labienus's Death is the saddest one yet! Historia Civilis: Hold my dagger

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, Labinus's death will remain the saddest. That man fought for the republic, not his own seat of power. He was willing to fight those who were close to him. He was a true patriot.

@tppcrpg6311

5 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeone5314 Caesar's death is the saddest, the greatest hero Rome has ever seen.

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

@@tppcrpg6311 Heroes don't march on the capital to protect their status. They don't hire street thugs, they don't bribe politicians, they don't bribe the army, they don't make rules that would ruin the country's economy with each further generation. Caesar's life was part of the death of the republic.

@ZeDawgear

5 жыл бұрын

@@tppcrpg6311 I'd hesitate to call him a hero. Legendary conqueror and strategic genius, yes, but his main conquest was Rome itself. He did it all for power and aggrandizement, consequences be damned.

@gene51231356

5 жыл бұрын

> Labienus's Death is the saddest one yet! Arsinoe: * Lives in a temple sanctuary having been given clemency by Caesar * Cleopatra: "Just because you're done with me, doesn't mean I'm done with you"

Labienus, my yellow square friend. Fare well.

9:15 I was not ready for that spoiler!!!!!

Next episode is gonna be devastating...

@gene51231356

5 жыл бұрын

123ada321 it’ll be pretty difficult, but we’ll still take a stab at it.

@yulusleonard985

5 жыл бұрын

Not really. Everyone know he will be assassinated but people are curious what did he do in his longest year. Remember one year left of his is longer than usual.

@davidribeiro1064

5 жыл бұрын

@@mike-om3hl hands will go up into the air for that one.

@admontblanc

5 жыл бұрын

@@yulusleonard985 because of the calendar change?

@martytu20

5 жыл бұрын

@@mike-om3hl Marc Anthony always had a thing for sloppy seconds.

Life is always better when Historia Civilis uploads

@chlorophyllphile

5 жыл бұрын

For 10 minutes and then the misery starts again

I think there's a good chance that Caesar and Labienus are still on even ground when you include both quality and quantity in an equation. Let's say if Labienus raise 10 legions (judging from numbers of red squares), I think all of them are new while Caesar's entire army are mostly experienced or veterans nearing their end of 'tour'. I think that's why Caesar reacted and moved fast as possible before Labienus finished training those new legions to standard Roman level of battle effectiveness. I think that's why Caesar went for slugfest, gambling on quality while knowing that Labienus would simply won't fall for any of his maneuvers or tricks as both have fought together for years. It paid off as flanks defeated their counterparts.

I'm actually going to cry when the video on Caesars death comes out

“..he would be dead in a year.” 😔

@jakubkoubsky

5 жыл бұрын

:'(

@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676

5 жыл бұрын

xD At least he didnt get exiled like me 😉 He died a legend. Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever!

@Itsprincesweets

5 жыл бұрын

F

Respect for not extending the video to 10 minutes for more ads unlike other asshat KZreadrs.

@AnAverageBoss

5 жыл бұрын

lvlaple4Ever by extending the video to 10 mins he gets it recommended to more people.

@alexanderstrickland9036

5 жыл бұрын

I wish he would have. He deserves it compared to a lot of other channels

@Randy.Bobandy

5 жыл бұрын

Historia Civilis: Oh shit didn't think of that...

Dude, I just watched your whole Julius Caesar playlist. It wasn't like I was ignorant of the man before, but your series put everything in perspective. I finally feel like I have a grasp on his progression through life, and how his life affected Rome and the rest of the world. You're a great teacher. Thank you.

The all is lost moment was countered with Caesar doing a charisma check near the end of the battle. I'm not surprised.

Every upload we're getting nearer to Caesar's death.. I dont think my heart can take it

@marcus2249

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he didnt die though, Rome might have been still around today...

@pumpkin6429

4 жыл бұрын

@Hernando Malinche That's an illegal opinion, sir. I'll need you to come with me. 👮

@fxckedup7250

4 жыл бұрын

@Hernando Malinche Ave, Augustus! You are the true traitor!

@ekn_38

4 жыл бұрын

The senate was made up of incompetent and vile creatures who in return have a single shit about the people of Rome

Okay that's it. His legions were just OP The dude just won the civil war for a THIRD time. They say the fall of the republic was coming - but look how much it took do decisively end it.

@sarasamaletdin4574

5 жыл бұрын

People always say conquering Gaul was Caesar’s biggest achievement but that he fought for every inch of Roman territory in the civil war is more impressive to me. Usually civil wars ended in Rome only in few battles at most.

@iddomargalit-friedman3897

5 жыл бұрын

@@sarasamaletdin4574 greece, egypt, anatolia, africe, hispania... Practically everywhere but france and italy itself, excluding minor battles.

8:32 I have never been so broken up about a tiny square dragging another tiny square. Which incidentally makes me wonder whether Caesar actually dragged him there personally.

Man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen another channel where literally every single upload is as high quality as all of yours are. It’s very easy to see the effort being put in to every single video you put out. You’ve done an incredible job with this series and your success is very well deserved!

Me: "Ahh I'll start studying for my test tomorrow." Historia Civilis: *"I'm gonna end this man's grades"*

@Diagonalstuff

5 жыл бұрын

Stanley Leonard Darmali Plot twist: The test is on Roman history

@abysswatcher9172

5 жыл бұрын

@@Diagonalstuff ahh if only that was true

@Joshua-yf5mh

5 жыл бұрын

@@Diagonalstuff Another plot twist, it's on 4th-century Roman history.

@carlosbarton763

4 жыл бұрын

@@Diagonalstuff This reminds me of a subplot from the Krzyzstof Kieslowski film Three Colours: Red.

4K resolution? You've truly outdone yourself with this one. Excellent continuation of the Caesar series, much thanks from a patreon client!

@sendeoyna

5 жыл бұрын

why would anyone want to watch boxes at 4k lol

@thanesgames9685

5 жыл бұрын

@@sendeoyna They are so crisp!

@phetproductions5818

5 жыл бұрын

@@sendeoyna Why would anyone watch it in anything less?

@brunojyrkiainen6686

5 жыл бұрын

You can really see the edge of those boxes, in hd no less. ....on my phone :D

@acebalistic1358

5 жыл бұрын

Use 4K for rectangles

Labienus: *witnesses Caesar winning battles in Gaul even in the most unfavorable conditions* also Labienus: *decides to fight against Caesar*

@willow115

2 жыл бұрын

Historia Civilis: "The civil war was over... for real" Me: "For real? Yes. For long? No."

Found this channel less than a week ago and I’ve been bingeing Caesar’s history, can’t wait to find out what happens next episode 😉 Really like your style Historian Civilis

@laughsatchungus1461

2 жыл бұрын

Caesar defeats all his enemies, becomes a god, and conquers his way to china obv

5:08 That moment when you realize you're rooting for squares based on their color. 😁

@karlkarl93

5 жыл бұрын

That's racist

@toddharig8142

5 жыл бұрын

@@karlkarl93 orange lives matter!

@alexandrub8786

5 жыл бұрын

@@toddharig8142 the reds are the superior squares in all ways. Edit: With the exception of losing.

@GerackSerack

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrub8786 Red squares and un-Roman traitors who brought down the Republic and put a king back in Rome, like during the times of Etruscan oppression. Labienus' death and defeat was the biggest tragedy Rome ever saw.

@alexandrub8786

5 жыл бұрын

@@GerackSerack what about that time Rome burned under Nero or any of those time when germans pilaged the city or the celts who almoust destroyed the city.

3:50 Something tells me that fellow is competent, someone who could inherit brick and transform it into marble.

@eldorados_lost_searcher

5 жыл бұрын

* brick

@Reach1335

4 жыл бұрын

I'll clap for him if he plays his part well.

Not gonna lie, kinda got sad when you proclaimed that Labienus died, and then definitely teared up when you talked about the burial of a best friend... But then again, I did chuckle when you mentioned Octavian, so, that's life, I guess. I love your videos. Keep'em coming, good man.

@xgh1000

2 жыл бұрын

What are these copies of comments? What's going on here? Imma report you to Mutahar if yall don't stop.

lost my gf two days ago, been binge watching these videos and they saved my life. btw, , when i wake up in the middle of the late night, i gear these beautiful music you put in the begining or the end of each video. very good taste, i love them

@ousiavazia

4 жыл бұрын

Labienus 2/S

the death of a single square almost made me tear up, damnit how could you historia civilis?

I feel like the next video is gonna be a sad video for us :( i really really hope you will continue on the story from Octavians point of view after this aswell as marc anthony. I thouroughly enjoy this series

@UpcycleElectronics

5 жыл бұрын

Next? HC has a year left!

@ZeDawgear

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno, this one was pretty sad already. Poor Labienus...

3:48 "It's worth mentioning here that Caesar recruited as an aide to camp his late sister's grandson, the 17-year-old Gaius Octavius. The boy didn't really do anything on the campaign, but like I said it's worth mentioning. There. I've mentioned it. Consider it mentioned." Nice set-up for something that will undoubtedly come into play in the next video.

It's indicative of Caesar's superior military instinct that he gets into action right away, with the few troops he has. Not wait and raise more troops like Pompey and others did. Because by the time those troops would be ready for battle, the moment could already have passed.

Now imagine if our lord and saviour HC trolled us by making the next video about some South African tribe's political system instead of the Ides of March?

@ottokard1243

5 жыл бұрын

HC's next video: The Constitution of the Zulus.

@gene51231356

5 жыл бұрын

I actually wish HC went back and covered the gap in their period between the Second Punic War and Cicero. There's a ton of interesting stuff there, not only militarily, but sociopolitically, which is the main reason I love HC (it doesn't only cover battles, but also the historical context). Stuff like expansion into Iberia and Greece, rising inequality due to influx of slaves and loss of land by small farmers, the Gracci brothers, Marius and Sulla. All this sets the context which eroded republicanism and allowed strongmen like Caesar to emerge in the first place.

@totalwartimelapses6359

5 жыл бұрын

@@gene51231356 Yeah I totally agree I also wish to see him cover that stuff ESPECIALLY the Marius and Sulla period...however I do wish he finishes this Caesar saga first and not interrupt it to make a side video that can be put off until later

@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676

5 жыл бұрын

@@ottokard1243 As a South African, I can tell you they didnt have one. They were just a warmonger and genocidal tribe. Shaka, its Nkosi (King) killed 7000 of his own men in one day, so that his people may feel his pain felt due to his mothers recent death.

@Syrillios

4 жыл бұрын

this is basically exactly what he did.

Labienus: We have the higher ground, we have higher numbers. Caesar: we have Octavius.

@marcus2249

5 жыл бұрын

Octavius: *Does nothing for the rest of the civil war (well Caesar's one)* Caesar: *Wins*

@AudieHolland

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody: Who?

@alucat11

4 жыл бұрын

No wait, he's sick again

@willmunoz1638

4 жыл бұрын

Iron Man: WE HAVE A HU- oops sorry wrong movie.

@buckplug2423

3 жыл бұрын

We have Caesar

"He'll be dead within a year". After a lifetime of fighting, killing his friends, breaking promises, corrupting institutions, desacrating religious tradition, submerging himself in crippling debt... Makes you think about the futility of seeking absolute power at the expense of everything else.

@Stego1819

4 жыл бұрын

@@DazedSpy2 And what ultimately lead to its downfall? The fact is that the republic was pretty much undefeated and never had an incompetent leader while the empire would have many of these and a lot of civil wars that would eventually cause it's destruction.

@HowledonGames

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stego1819 The republic had plenty of incompetent leaders, and it only took two civil wars to cause it's destruction.

@pawemarsza9515

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stego1819 Undefeated? Cannae someone?

@Stego1819

3 жыл бұрын

@@pawemarsza9515 Who won the 2nd punic war?

@pawemarsza9515

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stego1819 the Republic often had incompetent leaders, who for example lost 3 great battles in rapid succession during 2nd punic war. And while Rome eventually won, Roman people suffered terrible losses, due to incompetence of its leaders. So don't tell me the Republic prevented leadership from being id*ts, because it didn't

Another awesome video from my favourite KZreadr. I always wondered what happened to Labienus. Now I know thank you👍 Wish he'd said more about Caesar's March to Spain. I read they did 1500 miles in less than a month. So if that's true and they did 1500 miles in say 27 days, that's an amazing 55 miles a day. In sandles, carrying everything and building a defensive structure at the end of each day. I walked 100 miles in 6 days and it almost broke me, my knees and feet!

My eyes widened when I saw the notification 0_0 Instaclick.

@LOTLore

5 жыл бұрын

same

@marcus2249

5 жыл бұрын

I got an email instead :)

This is a great channel, you are able to express so much with little squares 😄

This is probably my single favorite channel. Please keep up the good work or I will have nothing to stop the boredom.

Patiently awaiting the video about Caesar's death and Octavian's rise!!!! Very.... patiently!!!

Thank you for making these videos. I know this might sound weird but I’ve hit a rough patch in my life and these videos keep my mind off things. I often find my mind rewatching some old videos over and over again and this channel is one that I can go back to those videos without losing interest. Keep up the amazing work!

Caesar:Finally great and successful to be remembered *Caesar dies* Octavian:Hold my non-acoholic beverage

@TheTerraImperator

5 жыл бұрын

why non-alcoholic?

@BoxStudioExecutive

5 жыл бұрын

Imperator Terrae right? Should be hold my wine

@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser

5 жыл бұрын

Yes wine didn't exist.

@justsomeone5314

5 жыл бұрын

God dammit Augustus, Rome was THIS close to becoming a republic again!

@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser

5 жыл бұрын

No it wasn't really, after the death of the roman middle class and the rise of the land owning aristocrat class and mass slave system, which caused the reforms of Marius and the armies of proletariats more loyal to their general than rome, the republic was doomed. Marius, Sulla, Pompey, Caesar... eventually it had to happen, so it's incorrect, the further you advance in the timeline the less likely it was for the republic to survive.

I have just finished watching this entire playlist and the analysis, graphics, humor, insight and overall experience was overwhelming.I enjoyed it immensely. Thank you very much for sharing this with us.

This is one of the best retellings of History I've found on KZread. And I'm not even a history geek or anything. Insta Sub

When today’s gonna be a shit day but at least i get to see more of my favorite squares.

I was watching your videos literally all night, like ones I had seen already, and then I see this posted "2 minutes ago". Made my day, thank you for doing what we love so good, keep it up.

@Timon-IrishFolk

5 жыл бұрын

THIS! Scary stuff

how to tell that the records are spotty and stuff is missing: a well provisioned caesar with time on his side attacked a superior number in an uphill battle.

When even your closest friend and ally has turned against you and declared you a traitor and a monster, maybe it's time to stop and take a look at yourself.

Even though I know how this must end, I'm cheering for Labienus, defending the Republic.