"If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother." -Sun Tzu

@obiadindu8410

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 oh my goodness

@randomvidz8742

2 жыл бұрын

My face reading this comment 🧐 then my face after realising I am her father 😬😤

@jaredjones6570

2 жыл бұрын

Did Sun Tzu actually say that?

@randomvidz8742

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredjones6570 erm do you have any brain cells because YESSS HE DID

@yoimredeemed1022

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏

"Stop quoting me for things I didn't say." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@legorobert5378

2 жыл бұрын

"No, let them quote me for things i didn't say" -Sun tzu, the art of war

@chichidaniels2677

2 жыл бұрын

@@legorobert5378 confusing the enemy

@khalidmahmood858

2 жыл бұрын

It’s confusing

@somerandomguy5382

2 жыл бұрын

"Penis." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@shaynegallagher6006

2 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever wiped, and your finger breaks through the tissue a bit, so you bring your finger up to your nose to check if there is fecal matter on your finger but you fail to realize there is fecal tissue still stuck to your finger which then ends up getting stuck in your beard. You feel the tissue in your beard and try to brush it out but instead you smear the feces all around your face. You end up spending the whole day smelling feces and not knowing where it is coming from?" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter.” -S.T, The Art of All

@muhammadscott1488

Жыл бұрын

Until we interview the Axis every history book will glorify the Allies.

@sleepisthecousinofdeath7395

Жыл бұрын

Wait that’s actually a neat quote

@kevinmills1318

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Takers VS Leavers in the fictional novel Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

@angularsaxophone5820

11 ай бұрын

@@muhammadscott1488 cope

@muhammadscott1488

11 ай бұрын

@@angularsaxophone5820 I don't need to

" There are three types of men you never wish to face. Those who have everything to loose. Those who have lost everything. Lastly those who have one thing left." -Sun Tzu, The Art of war

@dhanurs8085

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@anitahorne893

4 ай бұрын

epic@@dhanurs8085

@jordancockett3887

3 ай бұрын

Predictably shines bright with the 3 you speak of

@divulgedspirit

2 ай бұрын

​@@jordancockett3887nah. It's highly subjective. Underestimating anyone is foolish

@dav3C93

Ай бұрын

​@@divulgedspirit in war either side fight for the what they think is right its a never ending battle of deception because in the end we're all the same war doesn't solve much.. but peace doesn't either.

"An empty browser history reveals more than a full one" ~Sun Tsu

@desmondkong7581

2 жыл бұрын

What?

@jaredjones6570

2 жыл бұрын

hmmm seems like the kids keep clearing the history... hmmm... wonder why

@typo-kun1819

2 жыл бұрын

That’s so smart lol

@mellemel750

2 жыл бұрын

Love it!!

@christopher5846

2 жыл бұрын

I have never smiled at a youtube comment in my life. Thanks

“Aint no sunshine when shes gone” -Sun Tzu

@TheReelDon

Ай бұрын

Now you done went too damn far. 😂😂😂

@jerryslostfinger766

27 күн бұрын

Many do not know that Sun Tzu was also Bill Withers. Google it.

@zoomsday3999

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@dhanurs8085

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Yoshi-Mooch

4 ай бұрын

-Ace Ventura

@1indapink3indastink

4 ай бұрын

Underrated comment right here!

@victorharris746

3 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true Ranger student!

@MindYourOwn777

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The entire book "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu in quality audio format for free on KZread? Wow! Thank you!

@MelissaDeleen

2 жыл бұрын

Wow!!! Thank you so much!! This is a precious book!!! 💖

@WeAreOneNature

2 жыл бұрын

It's good, but just a shame that so many obscure, over-intellectual words were used in this translation.

@jaredjones6570

2 жыл бұрын

@@WeAreOneNature there's no shame in quality vocabulary

@DivineSpawn9

2 жыл бұрын

yes bro read the title.

@WeAreOneNature

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredjones6570 I didn't say there was shame in it. But it is just more difficult to understand. Why write 'hearkens' (2:51) when the word 'listens' is understood by almost everyone?

"From the streets, she emerged. To the streets she shall return." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@yaccumarron

2 жыл бұрын

The Miami 304 checker 📞 😏 Push it to the limit 🚀

@Chryztallic

2 жыл бұрын

@@yaccumarron Put your shoes on outside, you aint gonna put it on in here.

@yaccumarron

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chryztallic but I feel like

@yaccumarron

2 жыл бұрын

Anyways good to see it growing 💪🏽🔥

@QueenxChico

2 жыл бұрын

Future 😂😂😂

"Only when a mosquito lands upon ones' testicles, does a man truely learn restraint" - Sun Tzu

@dhanurs8085

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@amosnsofwa8440

21 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

"You can try so hard and get so far, but in the end it won't even matter." -Linkin Tzu

@cz4267

2 жыл бұрын

😁😁

@rambam791

2 жыл бұрын

Son Bitch xD

@littlelizardpsycho5178

2 жыл бұрын

Sun Park

@jordenlafortune1811

2 жыл бұрын

Broooo😂😂😂

@captainrex8949

2 жыл бұрын

-linkin Tzu, art of song

"A fool beats his meat , only the wise man defeats it" ~ Sun Tzu , art of war

@rloc99

2 жыл бұрын

He is smart don't have to worry about hiv and herpes no man should worry about ones man meat should worry about your health and staying alive

@pepe-pj9wr

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@PPA87

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Hamza29yep

2 жыл бұрын

Hahah😂😂😂

@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

“A doctor a day, keeps an apple away” -Sun Tzu, The art of war

@paycentx2765

Жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@shadow-mask

Жыл бұрын

but it was only 4 tenths of the appropriate cost

@poisondwarfnz3837

Жыл бұрын

nope, quoted by "Ben Franklin".

@marckriz4119

Жыл бұрын

War of art

@shadow-mask

Жыл бұрын

@@marckriz4119 Paintbrush pains much

"When you stand alone, stand tall." -Sun Tza

@chuckjay

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@solotrizteynocerebro

Ай бұрын

Facts

@TheEvilEngineer

18 күн бұрын

Sun Tza ?

My favorite Sun Tzu quote is "treat your men as if they were your own beloved sons, and they will follow you into the deepest valley"

@dante0808

2 жыл бұрын

You beat them to make them work harder - asian parent 2022

@silveriver9

2 жыл бұрын

Great quote.

@gsimplify5352

2 жыл бұрын

THE MARINE CORPS. - treat your men like sacks of living dog shit, and cry when your officers all get their brains blown out in the field of combat by the jr. personnel. ( era Vietnam - more officers were killed by the hands of junior marines than were killed by the entire Vietcong army.

@hafizmuhammad5455

2 жыл бұрын

Men hehe

@ronreyes395

2 жыл бұрын

@@gsimplify5352 is this really true?

"You run faster with a knife" - Sun Tzu

@napalmwedding

2 жыл бұрын

Enemy Spotted.

@randobad

2 жыл бұрын

You don't run with scissors

@gamechanger8908

2 жыл бұрын

*Fire in the hole*

@Sarosh.Sajid_

2 жыл бұрын

The goal of Effective AudioBooks Summary is to make it easier to access the world's best ideas. We want to show you what’s critical to learn about the world, then help you understand it better than any other source. We accomplish this with crystal-clear thinking, concise writing, smart analysis, and brilliant new insights.

@bobbydeazy

2 жыл бұрын

@@napalmwedding plus no respawns in RL 😆

"Fear is the path to the dark side … fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate … hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda Tzu, the Art of the Force

@Kenlac92

Жыл бұрын

Its true though honestly. I am someone with anxiety, triggered largely by social situations and generally unrepdictable life situations. That anxiety, rooted in my own low self esteem/confidence causes me not to speak up or set personal boundaries, and thusly opt for mostly non confrontational outcomes. But every time i succumb to that anxiety rather than taking accountability for my wants and needs, the anxiety leads to me growing angry with resentment and misplaced negativity. Things that could have been talked out in the onset will start to fester within me and my anger grows due to feeling my boundaries not being respected, but the reality is that it is my responsibility to learn how to advocate for those things. That will reduce that anger and allow you to communicate more effectively and form better relationships.

@mattynek2

Жыл бұрын

@@Kenlac92 bro wrote a whole psychological study 💀💀

@Kenlac92

Жыл бұрын

@@mattynek2 bro cant read more than two sentences. Sorry that you need things in tiktok format to understand them.

@mattynek2

Жыл бұрын

@@Kenlac92 No, I'm actually largely against Tiktok and short videos in general, I just find it funny that you wrote a comically long comment, I'll read it later

@richindividuals

Жыл бұрын

How does one stop fear

I’m listening to this to fall asleep to. I have no idea what this is going to do to my dreams but let’s go!

@debraleyva6538

Ай бұрын

😂let’s go 😅

"Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading." ~Sun Tzu, art of war

@KasaBlanca007

Жыл бұрын

They don’t get it lol

@realchad7200

Жыл бұрын

Stop using my name for any nonsense you say "SEN TZU ART OF WAR PROBABLY "

@GreedyOrange

Жыл бұрын

"THE NUMBERS MASON!" -press r2/l2,the art of DOA

@eldiabloblanco3167

Жыл бұрын

too bad everyone uses overkill perk. no pistols. 😁

@anuragtiwari259

Жыл бұрын

Aye cap'n price!

"Treat her like a Queen, and you shall be left on seen." ~Sun Tzu

@Daniel-nb3kk

2 жыл бұрын

Ancient wisdom right there!

@EVERTONFC.

Жыл бұрын

Left of screen.

@bananazmc6221

Жыл бұрын

@@EVERTONFC. what does it mean tho I'm still trying to process

@JLJE54

Жыл бұрын

@@bananazmc6221 “left on seen” could mean “left on read” like on imessage when someone reads your text but doesn’t respond.

@JLJE54

Жыл бұрын

@@bananazmc6221 yeah

“When it’s not working, turn it off and on again” Sun Tzu, Art of war

@jeancarl3822

11 ай бұрын

Good one!! I love it.

@drugzent5889

9 ай бұрын

my wireless mouse

@dhanurs8085

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jankiprasadsoni6793

3 ай бұрын

"Smacking it helps too!" ~Sun Tzu

“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

@jeremyronald

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like a Skinwalker

@wasikancb

4 ай бұрын

3:24

@FourOf92000

2 ай бұрын

that was Einstein

@sporter527

Ай бұрын

-abrahm lincon

@MariOmor1

Ай бұрын

That's basically my tactic in UNO

“If I don’t know what I’m doing neither does my enemy” - Sun Tzu

@ptahenoch4418

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HanMestov

Жыл бұрын

US army command during ww2:

@pp-1954

Жыл бұрын

Smooth

@MustyOne

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@edwincamilosanchez1329

Жыл бұрын

Underrated 😂😂

“It’s about drive, it’s about power”. -Sun Tzu

@fireice3805

2 жыл бұрын

The wock

@rawafsarhan5121

2 жыл бұрын

“We Stay hungry we devour” -George Washington

@neilgibbons2532

2 жыл бұрын

@@rawafsarhan5121 "beware of the internet, beware of comments on KZread". MACHIAVELLI 1573

@bananabangers8132

2 жыл бұрын

"Put in the work, put in the hours" -Lao Tzu

@monkeybandit222

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananabangers8132 and take whats ours -Sun Tzu The Art of War

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

@jeancarl3822

11 ай бұрын

Adorable! Brilliant, you are.

“If your enemy does not know your plans, share it with him” -Moon Tzu, The War of Art

@jimmieraper5807

Жыл бұрын

Plans what plans never right anything down 👇

@zacmcgrady3921

8 ай бұрын

I'm confused

@dhanurs8085

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@JonathanChristian-jz1zw

5 ай бұрын

Best one so far

@dash-underscore_name.

2 ай бұрын

That sounds real. Like somebody actually made a book.

“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” Sun Tzu

@zmmtpomfg5462

2 жыл бұрын

In Sun Tzu's narration, greatest war is not only no battle, but most people even never feels the risk of war, and nobody become famous by war, because all the potential risk had been solved perfectly. It also remind us the real genius is not easy to be found out. And political, diploma are very important need excellent talent.

@DickDickstein

Жыл бұрын

@@zmmtpomfg5462 Subversion is the alternative to war in modern America. It's the use of propaganda to such a degree that it converts people to call for actions against their own interests in favor of their enemy. Been around forever, and he does reference it some here. Today it is the key weapon of "Marxism". In China from Sun Tzu to "Unrestricted Warfare" by CCP generals in 1999 from China. the entire book is how to avoid traditional military conflicts, but win through subversion, bribery, tech, bioweapons, etc. Traditional warfare is obsolete for bringing down America due to such superior might, but subverting the people, destroying through tech and cyber attacks, and bioweapons.

@SrtKillz12345

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, for leaving a actual comment on this videoZ other than the others, who can’t take anything serious, and literally absorbed maybe .5% of the 10 minutes they listened too.

@user-kq5pj9py9c

Жыл бұрын

不戰而屈人之兵

@realchad7200

Жыл бұрын

Stop using my name for any nonsense you say "SEN TZU ART OF WAR PROBABLY "

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt" Sun Tzu

@kaneshadennis1647

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite quote

@CasenCarr

2 жыл бұрын

This is actually so fire

@deerecoyote2040

2 жыл бұрын

Best one.

@eyeforaneye4408

2 жыл бұрын

An actual quote let's go

@WillemVanDerBerg

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyeforaneye4408 lmfaooo

"Wise men say, only fools rush in" - Sun Presley

“if fighting is sure to result in victory than you must fight” -sun tzu

@brunswickgaming

2 ай бұрын

_Sun Tzu said that! And I’d say he knows a little more than you do!_

@Bolt_action_sent-to-god

3 күн бұрын

BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!

“There are no mistakes, only happy little accidents” - Son Ross, The War of Art

@MrHowToMinecraft

2 жыл бұрын

lmao nice

@ducezwild1

2 жыл бұрын

W

@elliottmanners1620

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t get the reference but W

@neotheone5559

2 жыл бұрын

@@elliottmanners1620 bob ross

@robmorris87

2 жыл бұрын

My favourite👏👏👏

"Switching weapons is already faster, then realoding" - Sun Tzu

@umeshdas7096

2 жыл бұрын

Captain price

@TheRealBatCave

2 жыл бұрын

Unless ur Canadian as all ur mags r pinned @ 5 rnds, and u have 6x the mag reload practice lol- Sun tzu.

@Demon7899

2 жыл бұрын

I just laughed so hard at this holy fuck

@cuauhtemocmorisco3493

2 жыл бұрын

Unless you have a higher mag capacity

@brandonmajors7212

2 жыл бұрын

Always*

"I don't know, I just work here" - Sun Tzu, the Art of Work

@ayofrtho7014

3 ай бұрын

lmaooo

@ThisHandle444

Ай бұрын

Cold.

"Maybe I exist, maybe you exist, together we don't" ~ Sun Tzu - The art of War!!

“When conducting an evacuation, always abandon your best airbase and leave $85 billion worth of weapons for the enemy.” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

@132o4_

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, we must think like the enemy. "Damn I want some planes" "They want planes, Mr President" "Then leave them planes."

@Scottcarpenter373

2 жыл бұрын

I think Buffoon Biden said that in The Blunder of Build Back Better

@nicolasnicolas3889

2 жыл бұрын

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D Thanks for that!

@raven4899

2 жыл бұрын

There was a prediction that last succesful president of America will be a black man, then there only be downfall of state. Note : I have lots of secret predictions

@jaredjones6570

2 жыл бұрын

@@raven4899 ummm the last "successful" president should be before the 90's... All we've had since then have been fools, idiots, and now, a puppet that wants to pretend to be human.

"SWEAT More during PEACE BLEED Less during WAR." -Sun Tzu 👊

@thalmoragent9344

2 жыл бұрын

Facts 😎👍🏾

@dreamerml4472

2 жыл бұрын

More like Napoleon Bonaparte but close enough

@thalmoragent9344

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreamerml4472 Huh, really? Did he say that?

@randobad

2 жыл бұрын

Victory favors the prepared.

@quitequiet5281

2 жыл бұрын

True statement but false quotation... All warfare is based upon deception... So full marks for positive use of misinformation. 👊

Very wise, a man of true awareness and observation. An understanding of how to see through the eyes of your enemy to the training of your warriors in battle.

If you know your enemy and you know yourself. You know two people - Sun Tzu art of war

@user-dj9ws7lv2x

5 ай бұрын

😅ok ----Sun Tzu

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." -Rick Tzu

@BushiBato

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@Audictator_Zeaxxous

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha🤣🤣🤣

@onnanodoro7634

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@midah0216

2 жыл бұрын

Focc hahaha

@kevinkattau6391

2 жыл бұрын

hhahahahaha !! literally !!!

"Do them dirty, in front of they squad." - Sun Tzu

@georgejackson4424

2 жыл бұрын

Very wise! For this will cause they squad to lose heart.

@helovedher1845

Жыл бұрын

thats a war crime but k

@gracie99999

Жыл бұрын

“drop the biggest cat and rest will wallow “

“Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair” -Sun Tzu

@UK.TA.

2 ай бұрын

Wooooo

“He will win - who knows when to fight .. and when not to fight.” __ Sun Tzu 👍

@SOSM209

6 ай бұрын

PoWERfuLL, PowerfULL.....

"When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard. " In other words pick moves that entice your enemy one way and always give them a way out, one of your convenience. A desperate foe will deal great damage, a man sure of his death is 100x more dangerous than normal, give him a way out, some hope, and he loses that desperation, he starts focusing on his hopefully escape, instead of how to take you down with him.

@gracie99999

Жыл бұрын

incorner a rat and see

@nate18thegreat

Жыл бұрын

You don’t need to write an entire essay -sun tzu

@sagisdoodleverse9696

Жыл бұрын

@@nate18thegreat reading is good for you, Sun Tzu

@sherrillraymond7595

Жыл бұрын

Real talk

@chuckjay

Жыл бұрын

Love it

“Sometimes when you close your eyes, you cannot see” - Sun Tzu

@yuluoxianjun

Жыл бұрын

no,you still have an eye in your mind and heart

@MonarchLMC

Жыл бұрын

@@yuluoxianjun wtf are you talking about

@costinilie_

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Michael Owen :-))

@JohnWick_897

Жыл бұрын

@@MonarchLMC he is talking about something alien in his body like poping alien from bodies like in men in black.

@Ayush-je7cc

9 ай бұрын

​@@JohnWick_897I think he/she's a spiritual lad/lass or something

“The one who smelled it, is the one who dealt it.” - Sun Tzu

“Until the lion learns to write, lions won’t be able to write.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@MindYourOwn777

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"It is what it is" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Chapters: 00:00:00 Chapter 1 Laying Plans 00:03:24 Chapter 1 Laying Plans | Deception 00:04:53 Chapter 2 Waging War 00:09:09 Chapter 3 Attack by Stratagem 00:13:54 Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions 00:14:33 Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions | Attack & Defense 00:17:26 Chapter 5 Energy 00:21:48 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong 00:23:15 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong | Secrecy 00:27:30 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong | Adaptability 00:28:14 Chapter 7 Manoeuvring 00:34:00 Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics 00:36:15 Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics | 5 faults of generals 00:37:02 9 The Army on The March 00:44:39 Chapter 10 Terrain 00:48:15 Chapter 10 Terrain | General's orders 00:51:25 Chapter 11 The Nine Situations 01:04:10 Chapter 12 The Attack by Fire 01:07:47 Chapter 13 The Use of Spies

@VitalTechnology_

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@dev_peace_soul

Жыл бұрын

🙏🙏

@NootNootMdf

8 ай бұрын

Love ya, WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT

@feliciaboston6365

6 ай бұрын

Thank you sooo much 🙏🙏

His voice is so clear. I love his voice and I would like to make a request. Please upload more audiobooks like this. Wish you luck.

"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself " -Sun Tzu

This is one of the best books I ever collected.

"Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak ". Sun Tzu-The Art of War.

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their actions" The Art of War

With great power comes great responsibility. Sun tzu the art of war

I've been listening to this for about 5 hours, honestly amazing!

"An alcoholic needs a drink, but I already have one" ~Sun Tsu, The Art of War

@ronniecochran396

2 жыл бұрын

Some things can only be said one way in order to be used as a side splitting weapon. Best one hands down Says Me

@travisericson8308

20 күн бұрын

Life hack

@travisericson8308

20 күн бұрын

Learn this one simple trick rehab centers don't want you to know...

"Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza." - Sun Tzu

@war_n_peace

2 жыл бұрын

Original ninja turtles 👍

@kleary6689

2 жыл бұрын

Youuuuuuu are f#-kn Hilarious!!!😂🤣

@irabucc469

Жыл бұрын

Do you still tip the pizza boy tho?

@therealemperorpalpatine

Жыл бұрын

YOUR 2 MINS LATE DUUUDE!!

@jweezy15able

Жыл бұрын

@@irabucc469 I'd say it's usually not the delivery guys fault, so tip him for a gallon of gas but don't pay full for late pizza.

I really appreciate the text being displayed on screen simultaneously.

I read 📚 this book 📖 and I was taught Suz Tuz, in my Kufu Classes, my kufu master taught us to use this, during spiritual warfare! It works 💪

"If theres a hole, theres a goal" ~Sun tzu art of war

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

Fish duck. Is it a dish or a fuck? - Sun Tsu, The Art Of Confusion

@yoursofullofitha7262

11 ай бұрын

✊️

“Put in the work put in the hours and take what’s ours” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@hassanabdi8159

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know about war but I am not scared to get into a fight shit I won all my street fights now my hand is f**k I still fight with my hand I like feeling like a lion when I am out side

@keelast3225

2 жыл бұрын

That's RT TAKE BACK WHAT THE ENEMY HAS STEN! FUCK GHEEZ XEMON'S OF MEDIEVl

@carlzellers1208

Жыл бұрын

tech n9ne -- the rock?

@nishbrown

Жыл бұрын

Put in the grammar, FFS.

@tidaclockers6214

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This is great for business meetings where you weren't listening and need to say something that sounds cool and will probably pertain to whatever the boss just asked you.

@Supreme.Shinobi

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I just did this in an interview. He asked what the most recent book I’ve read was and this is all I could think of. It worked, got the job lol. Thank God he didn’t ask any questions about it.

@Niilo2.2

2 ай бұрын

"Always make sure the wind is blowing in enemy's direction before farting." - Sun Tzu, Art of chemical warfare

Sun Tzu is a character I admire. His strategies are miraculous. Thanks for this video.

“Stay Strapped, or Get Clapped.” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do." -Soldier TF2

@neilgibbons2532

2 жыл бұрын

"He who fight and run away, live to die another day " HOCKENBERRY HOUND 1634

Wisdom, sincerity, benevolence, courage, and strickness

Chapter 7 is lovely for leadership

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” - Sun Tzu

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

All warfare Is based on deception

"Do not attack an enemy whose temper is keen." Yes!

I've read the book but this is NICE, beautiful VOICE ❤❤❤❤

“Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Disregard females, acquire gold coins." - Sun Tzu

@soundesigner7

2 жыл бұрын

fantastic

@tuffguy8656

2 жыл бұрын

Feminists: 'Sexist. Ban the book' 😲😲😲

@theresefournier3269

2 жыл бұрын

@@tuffguy8656 hehehe!

@bigstreetguns6619

2 жыл бұрын

@@tuffguy8656 Feminists: Burn every copy of that book!

@fallboot7992

2 жыл бұрын

Listened through the whole book and those lines were not in it lol

*_"When there is War, that's where the place to get Money Profits"_* _- Sun Tzu: President of the United States,The Art of Profits War -_

One of the best quote of sun tzu that I personally like most is: "Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak". This gives you a psychological advantage

"if you can't win a battle, then report you're enemy" -sun tzu, art of war

@miguelheat

Жыл бұрын

"If you cant win a battle, demand to speak to the manager" -sun karen, the art of whore

@Wafflecat09

Жыл бұрын

Bunk! BUNKNESS!!

@Leo-ok3uj

Жыл бұрын

*your

A real soldier doesnt fight because he hates whats in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

"What the hell is wrong with you people," -Sun Tzu upon reawakening from his cryogenic slumber in the year 2150 AD and promptly reading all the comments on the internet about him.

@SweetflyRachel

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment xD

@deerecoyote2040

2 жыл бұрын

I would like to award you with the highest honor I can bestow. A like.

@KTRASTAHD

2 жыл бұрын

Ayooooo no bap 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@williammerly3777

2 жыл бұрын

Wym "You people" -Will

@michelledianekimdbooy7285

2 жыл бұрын

He will re-awaken to everyone but dickheads being dead. Stay sleeping Sun!

For centuries, the Art of War has been used as a source of wisdom and guidance in times of conflict. Immerse yourself in this timeless military masterpiece and learn how to use it's insights to win your battles today!

@TealWolf26

2 жыл бұрын

Not all wars are fought with shield and spear. Save the ones that are.

@sechabatheletsane9784

2 жыл бұрын

Finally! The top bunk shall be mine!!

@gamechanger8908

2 жыл бұрын

@@TealWolf26 Yet the philosophy of the book can apply to almost anything, arguments, politics, business even when playing pvp video games.

@TealWolf26

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamechanger8908 Yup that's what I was getting at. 😊

@monkeybandit222

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamechanger8908 just like tecnoblade who quoted sun tzu for months lol

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti" - Em Tzu, The Art of War

"Thou shall find more wisdom in the comment section than in my book." Sun Tzu - The art of war.

I really love this....when I was in college I really love and memorized his art of war qoutes. if you know the enemy and know yourself,you need not fear the result of hundred battle.

@Gk72

Жыл бұрын

Ok Karen. Use that on your next shopping trip to costco

@chuckjay

Жыл бұрын

I always win, as I only play my own game

@jankiprasadsoni6793

3 ай бұрын

"Why memorize the quotes when you can make them!" ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"I want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets." --Sun Tzu

@toymath1111

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

I could listen to This Gentleman's Voice ALL Day Long. It is Very Impactful and Perfect for This Content. Thank You for an Excellent Video!!!

@HaploStrong

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder 💭 if this is an A.I. Bot voice generator?

@RellyrellREACTS

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@allboogerz

2 жыл бұрын

His voice crusty 💀 💀 💀

@lotus-lotus

2 жыл бұрын

Read by Chris Lines

"I used to be an adventurer like you. But I took an arrow to the knee" ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@sourcedudetrustme8831

Жыл бұрын

"The mark of a true whiterun guard is that he has been shot in the knee" ~Sun Tzu , The art of war

@gracie99999

Жыл бұрын

John f barnes

@lnfused

Жыл бұрын

“A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn..” - Vincent Van Gogh

@lostmindedpoet3652

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@miguelheat

Жыл бұрын

​@@lnfused ahahahahaha!!

If your Reading this I sow Prayer seeds of Mighty Rivers of Blessings, Favor, Prosperity, Success, Grace, Protection, Love, Joy, Happiness, Peace, Wisdom, Knowledge, Understanding and Good Health to You and your Kids Kids Forevermore.

@Noobmaster-ig6wr

Жыл бұрын

Thanks man

“First lesson, stick them with the pointy end." - Sun Tzu, Art of War

"Abandon him just like how your father abandoned you" -Tsun Tzu, Art Of War

@ptahenoch4418

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EmresMommy

Жыл бұрын

Damn lol

@lindarose3547

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ptahenoch4418

Жыл бұрын

@@lindarose3547 😘

@lindarose3547

Жыл бұрын

@@ptahenoch4418 😘

“One must shoot the ball in order for the ball to go in the hoop” - Sun Tzu

@OGDadAverage

2 жыл бұрын

Common sense really

@orewadumamey1083

Жыл бұрын

@@OGDadAverage nah that's some deep shit

@OGDadAverage

Жыл бұрын

@@orewadumamey1083 just common sense brother

Finally have studio this powerful book of power.

" I don't remember having these many damn quotes " - Sun Tzu , the Art of Quotes

Do not fear an enemy who tries to intimidate you. Fear the one who doesn't and calm.

@gracie99999

Жыл бұрын

ooossm

@chuckjay

Жыл бұрын

Yup.

"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

" I used to live at a terrible zoo where I was the only animal. I am a shih tzu. " ~Shih Tzu

"The wise warrior avoids the battle." I can't think in a better quote to begin this audiobook review. Sometimes, reading books about war tactics or novels of the genre of war, is confused with glorify wars, destruction, death and all sad things that are results of a war. But, at least, in my case (I can't speak for others) it's not that. I don't glorify war. One of my favorite historical subjects is World War II, but it's not because an insane instinct of glorify war. I just support the concept that any person who forget the past or don't do anything to learn about the past, he/she will be cursed to repeat history.

@theresefournier3269

2 жыл бұрын

Concur!

@tuffguy8656

2 жыл бұрын

Conquer!

@Richard-nu8mx

2 жыл бұрын

@@theresefournier3269 Hi dear, how are you doing i hope everything is going absolutely perfect with you 💜💙💜💙💜💜💜💛?

@theresefournier3269

2 жыл бұрын

@@Richard-nu8mx what, pray tell, are you up to?

@Richard-nu8mx

2 жыл бұрын

@@theresefournier3269 sorry dear I didn't understand what you mean by that, can you please make me understand well...

“Look, If you had One shot, or one opportunity, To seize everything you ever wanted, In one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip” -Marshal Tzu, art of war

@fastacelzapacescu5445

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@ceeceesweets9493

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😆

@safanamakhdoomable

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mikeol510

Жыл бұрын

Slim Tzu

@PhantomGato-v-

Жыл бұрын

His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, theres vomit on his shirt already, mom's spaghetti - Slim Tsu, The art of 8-Mile

"if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" - Sun Tzu said that

This was very informative I recently lost my book so I appreciate this✊🏿

"I never said that" - Sun Tzu,The art of war

@gracie99999

Жыл бұрын

“know how i defeat my opponent? by genuinely feeling bad when wrong and happy when right”

@jankiprasadsoni6793

3 ай бұрын

"No you're wrong, I did say all that random stuff people quote me for on the internet!" ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War

This is going above and beyond of what is desired and expected by us subscribers! Many thanks!

I love how many of these comments are very useful tips and profound points, I'm sure Sun Tsu would've like them