Valefisk: *plays as USA* also Valefisk: *avoids Middle East* Me: I don't think he understands how the world works...

@cmdrblade2485

7 жыл бұрын

To understand Valefisk. Watch Jim Gaffigan on whales. WHOOOOOOOOO UHHH OOOOOOH Its WATTTTTERRRR WEIGHHHTTT ITS BLU BBER

@KlASELI

7 жыл бұрын

PietjePuk There's quite a lot actually

@KlASELI

7 жыл бұрын

In HOI2 the Middle East and Egypt was perfect if you are playing the Brits, why they change it?

@quantumplatinum3029

7 жыл бұрын

Kia Unrealistic. Oil was discovered much later.

@sundowner8326

7 жыл бұрын

911th like

please not even therapy will help and i am sending an email to add "No Border gore" in the Geneva convention

@Arocks-lj8qr

7 жыл бұрын

Derpy Spycrab blog maybe you can ask new French president elect Marcon

@thelegoman1839

7 жыл бұрын

ADCD 0405 GENIUS

@thedarklordreturns990

6 жыл бұрын

._.

I can just imagine living in Europe with these Borders. "Hey mom, can I go to Greg's house?" "No son, you need to renew your Visa to do that." "But why do you have one?" "Because I need to go buy groceries, now run along Timmy."

@thepie193

7 жыл бұрын

thanks I'm ded by that comment

@thezoque_

6 жыл бұрын

"Can I go to the park mom?" "Yeah sure, do you know where it is?" "No" "Ok, so you have to go into Norway, through Venezuela into India, then go left, you should be in Germany. Once you're there, go in Canada and the Park should be after Russia in Australia."

@mertarican5456

5 жыл бұрын

@@thezoque_ after russia in australia omg XD

Being valefisks number one fan I here by declare that his fan base will be known as speedos. Hold up your speedos with pride my fellow valefisk video watchers together we shall complete paradox achievements in a timely manner under the great name of the SPEEDOS.

@Valefisk

7 жыл бұрын

oh god not this again

@pyrrhicvictory1550

7 жыл бұрын

#gasthewhales

@wimpykid700

7 жыл бұрын

GO SPEEDOS

@MooShaka89

7 жыл бұрын

Oh no..

@AmariFukui

7 жыл бұрын

iSorrowproductions Valefisk I bet my cancer filled eye-sockets this was either a bet or a result of exposure. Hopefully I lose that bet so I can get them replaced.

Next goal: Restore the Borders of the world in 1444.

@PeterBarnes2

7 жыл бұрын

This. THIS is what we need. THIS is how the world will be repaired. THIS is how we attain world peace.

@toythief1633

7 жыл бұрын

UnbaptizedHeathen Your profile looks as edgy as your razors, friend.

@Whitewolf-zm8hj

7 жыл бұрын

it's ironic as that time was one of the time periods with the most wars between great powers.

@VeteranRangerSwiss

7 жыл бұрын

Peter LeRoy Barnes nah, nuke it all. factory reset. let the sentient turtles/giraffes have a go at ruling the world.

@wolfizee6516

6 жыл бұрын

Using the various duchies of the "Holy" "Roman" "Empire" As paint

And I thought my game in which Spain was split between two separate democratic nations, both of which were Spain, was bad.

When you fuck up the map so much, it doesn't look bad. Real border gor are changes that try to be accurate, but fuck it up. e.g. Germany making east Poland into Soviet Union after they annex the Soviets or giving Hungary South Transylvania and theNorth going to for example Poland.

You should have made clumps, or even better, stripes, of multiple states. That way it doesn't just look like you're in the state map mode.

@liliya_aseeva

6 ай бұрын

timezones :))

Taking Conquer and Divide into a new Level xD

@Scanixon

7 жыл бұрын

3vr1m did you mean divide and conquer? wait... am i man filled cancer?

@wickederebus

5 жыл бұрын

@@Scanixon Conquer the world Then divide it amongst your puppets

@Kromiball

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's Divide and Conquer.

please tell me you still have the savefile: -dissolve the faction -look at the chaos and see who will win -profit

@limon16025

7 жыл бұрын

atompilzsammlah Can you release puppets?

@Echo0221

6 жыл бұрын

Lapland no

@TheWoollyFrog

6 жыл бұрын

You can release puppets only by editing the save file.

yep not a war crime a crime against humanity ...

I'm sorry. Here, you'll need this: www.talkspace.com/online-therapy/ On another note, you might recall my last pinned comment saying the next video was an EU4 Speedchievement. Spoilers: It's not, thanks to a nice collection of issues. I've realized though that I need to stop promising what's next, so I won't. Who knows what's next? Battlegrounds? Halo Wars? Civ III? Maybe I should buy and record Prey, knowing how much I love horror games.

@wolfercardoso999

7 жыл бұрын

Did you just snap at the end, o' Bob Ross reborn?

@TheMrDisastrous

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly, ISP's bordergore in your collaboration with Communist/Democratic/Fascist Spain was much worse. You should try to create ugly countries, not just some kind of chopped up salad of countries.

@jimthegentleman2446

6 жыл бұрын

Well can you make a downloadable addon which adds all those minors states

@josephstalin5628

6 жыл бұрын

Valefisk what is the hre doing in hoi4 and why does it cover the entire world

@jackaboigaming3557

6 жыл бұрын

Next up, provinces.

"No conquests, only happy puppets"

This is real art.

"Some men just want to watch the world burn"

@wickederebus

5 жыл бұрын

And others just want to see it be covered in the blood of Latin minors.

Why? WHY?! WHY DOES PORTUGAL ALWAYS SURVIVE???!!!

@ZombiePwnerNick12

7 жыл бұрын

StratGC Just play as Spain and invade them.

@lolmandos

7 жыл бұрын

I guess portuguese is the ultimate weapon against border gore. Just look at Brazil there.

@crackedemerald4930

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, you're right, Brazil is one giant blob of state unity... Huh... Neat

@gildedphoenix

5 жыл бұрын

They have tungsten.

I don't believe in communism only happy little accidents.

@apropercuppa8612

7 жыл бұрын

The44Buzzkill "We're just going to paint a happy little genocide over here. We can also add some starvation."

@valiox7506

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the gulag

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created?

@nxght6694

5 жыл бұрын

heavyweaponsgaming yes, He does indeed fear Australia

@wickederebus

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, can't the same be said of Satan?

Now un-puppet everything and have them all declare war on each other.

Hey Valefisk i have an idea for an eu4 letsplay. As ethiopia convert to judaism, you have to migrate to south america, form a colony, break away and colonise the entire continent. You should call it, Arjewtina letsplay.

9/10 didnt name the Theater "The Canvas"

The end of that video is looking like the beginning of CK2 lol.

I have a feeling many people who play HOI4 look up if something is a war crime or not.

@wickederebus

5 жыл бұрын

Or just have the entire list memorized

"I sure love living in cu- no wait we live in ger- that's wrong? russ- wait... were Indian?

6:05... Now disband the faction let all puppets go free and let it roll! xDDD

the world looks like modern day africa

I actually happy that I found this channel, I love the way you play this type of games

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never stopped to think whether or not you should

I never thought the end of a HOI4 game would look like a ck3 game

How many countries are there mommy... ?

Prefectly set up to port into EU4 for a HRE run.

“What if the HRE owner the world?”

Truly the pinnacle of memage

Drew Durnil : *endless puking intensifies*

Colonialism at its finest. Legit makes me wanna puke though.

I have no idea why I laughed so hard, but it's been a long time since I laughed so much. Thanks for that.

That actually looked much prettier than a typical Paradox bordergore, since every single state is separate (if you ignore that they're all non-contiguous countries). Normally province borders in Paradox games look pretty, it's only when you get weird collections of provinces in a single nation that you get ugly borders.

At around 6 mins you can hear him turning insane and saying heil satan if you play it back slowly in reverse

that evil laugh worthy of the demented world conquering painter he is

I was just thinking yesterday it would be awesome if you uploaded. I think I might be a psychic guys.

This is modern art.

Congratulations, you've made the world the EU4 HRE

Funny how Ireland stays intact

@Countryball-lb8ex

6 жыл бұрын

MrMap it’s one province

I expect a full reimbursement for my eye cancer surgeries by next upload

Do that again, but with the ultimate expanded states mod!

It hit me the point Vale started to laugh like a madman when he had the final picture and then saying "What have I done?". I couldn't resist anymore and started to laugh my ass of xD

You made me cry real tears of pain and sadness.

I've never seen your channel before, and my what an introduction.

How many countries? Valefisk: Yes.

I WILL HOLD UP MY SPEEDOS WITH PRIDE

0:40 the text says "Forgets he doesn't need to talk with his hands" for those who were wondering

"No ok good so i guess it's not a war crime yet" *YET*

“Artificial intelligence will never replace our jobs” Oh no

5:51 The moment you realize what the fuck it is you created.

That ending map looks like the beginning of EU4 honestly

This actually sounds like a painting lesson

multiculturalism: the game

I think that they will be revising the Geneva Convention soon and adding a paragraph on border gore

“This isn’t a war crime yet, that means I can make this video.” This is gonna be a good video.

Imagine trying to manage and organize one of those countries in real life.

this... is next level bordergore. btw. nice thing with the paint to pain thing.

4:12 why does African border gore look like present day Africa?

@wickederebus

5 жыл бұрын

Who said it isn't border Gore IRL?

@gengarzilla1685

3 жыл бұрын

Most African nations are just one state in HOI4.

Can I have this map as a wallpaper? XD This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and I want to be able to see it forever.

I've just came over this and I must say that it's so fucking great job man! I won´t ever look at HOI4 in the same way as before :D

"Smoggy Purple" it's officially a thing now.

Shattered Europa type bordergore. I love it.

0:49 No Step Back AI Be Like: And That's Where You Are Wrong

5:25 "I didn't have to deal with the Commies" Yet, they have already prevailed.

This is art, this is beautiful, this is an excellent video !

"Global painers union, oh I spelled it wrong. Well I guess it means the same thing." xd

If the universe is infinite this has happened in space somewhere an infinite amount of times

I think my eyes just started to bleed...

Your videos are incredible!

5:50 what's sad is that this is 50X better than all modern art.

Welp, off to Hague you go Valefisk

I fell off my bed laughing at the end

My computer exploded when you panned across the world

wher does it start and where does it end?!?!

You made the world look like a weird quilt.

It's like the Holy Roman Empire, but *_EVERYWHERE_*

The world looks like one giant quilt now...

"I of course took Indonesia, cos I wanted the rubber" I love this line, it's perfectly gamey XD

I'm always happy to see someone play Civ III.

The tabs at the start said Stop looking at my tabs you nosy bugger

Oh my god this dude is genuinely funny. Subbed.

If your eyes did collapse into a black hole it would be so small it would decay so fast and die moments later in a massage explosion that could destroy the planet

My eyes actually started to hurt when I watched this.

5:53 .... what is this? Random Person A: Disgusting! Random Person B: Disgusting! Random Person C: Disgusting! Random Person D: MY EYES!!!!!

We're going to put in a happy little Germany, and add a little Italy. Every Germany needs a friend.

Valefisk, you were far too busy wondering whether or not you could, that you forgot to ask yourself whether or not you should.

i almost started crying. my eyes

By the end this looks like crusaded kings 2 ahahahah

casually spends 304 days researching an infantry upgrade

*Listens do you hate on hoi4 (got me skeptical) *Listens to you roast AI (Can't argue there)

What I do is Concure the world and spawn about 100 civil wars

Believe it or not, but hitler actually went to art school

My eyes were actually physically hurting

Ken MacLeod's Fall Revolution: The Game

LOL LOOK AT THE TABS AT TOP OF SCREEN

It's like the Shattered Europa mod.