subscribe to gain access to next poll (just kidding, of course. youtube might decide to show my polls to you even if you aren't subbed. Thanks, youtube)

@yanislahtal6253

5 жыл бұрын

Now, we only need EU4, Vic2 and HoI4

@russianivan9651

5 жыл бұрын

Your *GOING* to make this a series

@naplockblubba5369

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm not even subbed and it keeps giving me the polls

@fredrikkirderf2907

5 жыл бұрын

opposite of inbred only challenge.

@abunchofss7523

5 жыл бұрын

lol literaly just alabama

"mating with everything that moves" is basically zeus's motto

@tedarcher9120

5 жыл бұрын

And if it doesn't move, you can move it yourself...

@PHAToregon

5 жыл бұрын

Come get me sky daddy

@golemgolden4670

5 жыл бұрын

not my joke but Zeus to Ares: YOU ARE NOT MY SON! Ares: Bet you dont get to say that often.

@golemgolden4670

5 жыл бұрын

@TheHobbitMonster tbh i dont think zeus would give a damn xd

@ghirahimlefabuleux8984

5 жыл бұрын

@TheHobbitMonster He would probably be even more into it the bastard.

The Virgin Chad Imperium vs. the Chad Incel Coalition

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

5 жыл бұрын

@DEVIN POHL the turns have tabled!

@kurttrahan5892

5 жыл бұрын

waitaminute...

@lessthanstellar561

5 жыл бұрын

I N C O R R E C T

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

CDT Gaming Their souls belong to Slaanesh now...

@XarathDominion

5 жыл бұрын

@@lessthanstellar561 *melancholy of no luigi*

Pretty sure Ghengis Khan tried this when he was alive.

@SirDankleberry

3 жыл бұрын

The difference is he didn't give anyone a choice.

@ZeroOmega-vg8nq

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirDankleberry actually he did. Smash or get game overed.

"Report to the ship as soon as possible" "We'll bang OK?"

@SyderAkaris

5 жыл бұрын

yesssss

@petesperandio

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum.

So basically is just playing as Commander Shepard.

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

Zarathustra Dynamite Or Captain Kirk.

@petesperandio

5 жыл бұрын

We'll bang, OK?

@gergely219

5 жыл бұрын

@@petesperandio Dammit, you beat me to it.

@kodiak4594

5 жыл бұрын

*claps*

@Airixsas

5 жыл бұрын

I'am scared that so many people had the same idea

almost disappointed that the Ruler title ISN'T "Supreme Gentleman"

@j1m_jim

5 жыл бұрын

AUTISMUS MAXIMUS alright Eliot

@noahwatt1269

5 жыл бұрын

faction should have been named The Beta Uprising Capital world /r9k/

@PaxIesus

5 жыл бұрын

"Mi'lady."

@nathanielsharp2615

5 жыл бұрын

And instead of senators its niceguys "Vote Jeff your next niceguy"

@dictatormanjones

5 жыл бұрын

not /r9k/

when you have so many half species that it looks like a color wheel rather than a pie chart, you won.

"My grandpa fought in World War III!" "My grandpa founded his own company!" "Well... my grandpa mated characters in videogames. "

@ethanreally2783

3 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer

Vale:talks about how his viewers vote for him to commit war crimes *multiple videos that consist of war crimes he didn't put a vote on

@cursedfate838

5 жыл бұрын

You don't understand, it was our combined minds that made him do it when we forced him via mind power

@spacewolves7253

5 жыл бұрын

@@cursedfate838 we just lost control when he made this video

@MrBaner

5 жыл бұрын

“War crimes are fine as long as you win the war.” -United States

6:22 "What if instead of convincing them to mate with us, we take them by force?" -Valefisk, 24.04.2019

@itsonlyafleshwound9024

5 жыл бұрын

Spoken like a true incel.

@DetectiveNyx

5 жыл бұрын

Getting a bit too real with incel tactics there...

@FazeParticles

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsonlyafleshwound9024 lmao; if it works then it works.

@darrelarno9151

4 жыл бұрын

interstellar rape

@seanwaddell2659

4 жыл бұрын

The r@pe of Africa except it's the entire galaxy

Oh no...

@imapigeon7984

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment from our lord and savior.

@funybirbman3813

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit he's here

"Since the dawn of time, humankind has stared up at the cosmos with a mixture of trepidation and wonder. Turning our curious eyes toward the glittering stars speckled around our little blue planet, we have often asked ourselves the eternal question: "Are we alone in this universe? What is out there? More importantly… can we bone it?" (The quote belongs to the Subverse videogame)

@endlessboardgame985

4 жыл бұрын

Is it an adult game or a comedy game?

@bartogromeo1269

4 жыл бұрын

@@endlessboardgame985 Both

@lawsonmoskal7363

3 жыл бұрын

@@endlessboardgame985 not a game yet 2021 boys

Vale: uploads a video featuring some kind of warcrime, crime against humanity, or some other inhumane/immoral behaviour Viewers: gIb mOrE

@kahlzun

5 жыл бұрын

The funny part is how weirded out he gets by it

@edjiephielandrada5499

5 жыл бұрын

Yes yes 🙌

"Cause if we have a Chad and an Incel, what do we get? A normal human being." YOU MEAN A NORMIE, DON'T YOU ?!

@cloudsin8748

5 жыл бұрын

Ewww NPC trash REEEEEEEE /s

@mrcyberpunk

5 жыл бұрын

GET OUT NORMIE!

@zionnemakoma1398

5 жыл бұрын

@Jasper Atkinson ŔŘĖĘĚĔƏÈÉÊËĒ

@leelambert1559

4 жыл бұрын

YEET THAT OUT OF THE WINDOW

"let's absorb some xenos" *takes territory* "wait how did they get in?"

"introduce humans into your fantasy world, and what do you get? Half-elves, half-orcs..."

@abyssstrider2547

5 жыл бұрын

If elves were real i would probably try to marry one and have kids with an elven woman. There is something so nice about elven ears that i really like.

@abyssstrider2547

5 жыл бұрын

@Derren Aalis How do you know that I would like nibble on their ears while fuccing her from the side???

@abyssstrider2547

5 жыл бұрын

@Derren Aalis I hope that with genetic engineering we humans could achieve our dreams and all have beautiful pointy ears...

@abyssstrider2547

5 жыл бұрын

@Derren Aalis Why more livers, when genetic engineering reaches a certain point we might design an entirely new organ to replace a liver that would be far more resistant and efficient. Our body is really bad when it comes to being efficient (for example nerve that controls our face actually doesn't connect to brain directly,instead it goes down the neck underneath the lung tube things and back through the neck only to connect to the face nerves. That's one example. You can look it up I think and you will see just how many body parts are just really inefficient and wasteful. if we designed a human body and made it flawless (in cooling, nutrient distribution, regent speed, better immune system, etc) We could possible end up with a human that could handle just about anything

@abyssstrider2547

5 жыл бұрын

Even run 10 kilometres straight if need be

Makes a sex machine species and doesn't choose Deviants.....

@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722

5 жыл бұрын

@@Steve-dm3qx Oh yesss

@GitzoTw

5 жыл бұрын

We have learned from the fall of the Eldar

@combativeThinker

5 жыл бұрын

These guys may be incels, but they're not NTR cucks. Vanilla or nothing.

@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead

5 жыл бұрын

@@combativeThinker TOMBOY OR NOTHING.

"Auschwitz-class Battleship ready to go commander !"

@vffgddhbvv5047

2 жыл бұрын

Crew's origin is planet /pol/

You should have named the breeding planet /d/

@mortemtyrannus8813

5 жыл бұрын

Start with /d/, then slowly work your way through all the adult boards.

@dank9349

4 жыл бұрын

No 8==D

@Sir_Bucket

4 жыл бұрын

@Иван Распутин /d/ is for degenerates

@gokikuburi8653

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sir_Bucket /d/addysgirl

I swear, I try to do a xenophile empire every single time, but then the Voice of the God-Emperor of Mankind rumbles in my head, demanding to know why I am steering towards heresy. Also, why the ruler isn't called NiceGuy?

@kaiserairsoftentertainment1129

5 жыл бұрын

*Points to the *Rule book of the imperium with armored Emperor's gaurd hand.* It says here that it's, HERESY

@dovahkiin_brasil

4 жыл бұрын

Big E never said you can't bang space elfs or space comunists

@Ekafeman

4 жыл бұрын

BURN WITH HOLY FIRE!!!!

@fraser9580

4 жыл бұрын

Sees Tau: Heresy... Sees Eldar: Heresy... Sees Chaos: Heresy... Sees Incel:Heres... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@Maimkillburn69

4 жыл бұрын

hue hue Big E was trynna make the human webway to more easily access big tiddy eldar gf’s

"Rapid Breeders, Adaptive" I think you meant to put: Weak, repugnant, sedentary, solitary, non adaptive, quarrelsome and slow breeders. And shouldve started on a Tomb World

@Yaponnk

5 жыл бұрын

He doesnt know that there is refugees, of that half of his speciees have nothing to do with xenocompatibility, they are just gen modified elsewhere, and you ask about getting the right traits.

@Tamizushi

5 жыл бұрын

Well, they are traditional, so they do have one "good" trait.

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

L L Are you a Necron?

@asherkosmos4312

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like it's goblin time

@shadowling77777

4 жыл бұрын

666th like :3

I want to mate with everything that moves but they always forget my name isn't help...

@janfloresrodrigues624

5 жыл бұрын

Alex IsHereNowToSpewNonsense take my Fricking like and leave

@idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790

5 жыл бұрын

@@janfloresrodrigues624 👍 Already half way out of the door

@amuzakused118

5 жыл бұрын

Alex you mean your doing it to the door

@idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790

5 жыл бұрын

@@amuzakused118 Through the peephole. Everyone in my apartment building is mortified..

@amuzakused118

5 жыл бұрын

Just tell them you were using a hammer

Pornhub of Your civilization have to have huuuge amount of categories.

@luisgregoriopadilla9553

3 жыл бұрын

Male human in tyranid

7:57 Chad Emperor Alexander Habsburg So that's how you bring CKII-style incest into Stellaris

Never found Stellaris enjoyable but Vale always makes these games enjoyable and fun to watch

@siluda9255

5 жыл бұрын

but stellaris is the best gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

@siluda9255

5 жыл бұрын

but stellaris is the best gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

@siluda9255

5 жыл бұрын

but stellaris is the best gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

@gw4792

5 жыл бұрын

I get what you mean I personally recommend just trying a few playstyles there is probably one you will like

@amadeusnagamine7701

5 жыл бұрын

Trust me when I say it gets really hilarious when you switch to a genocidal empire when you tried to be pacifist and then commit every war crime possible just because an ungly xeno insulted you

When your crimes against humanity are so varied you have to split them into semi-moral war crimes and completely immoral war crimes 0:23

@twiggs4983

5 жыл бұрын

He has committed so many war crimes that not even the Geneva convention could add new rules of war to stop him from doing more crimes.

@dodojesus4529

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the warcrimes are almost on call me Kevin playing Sims Level, and that's SAYING something

Won 2 defensive wars and gained land *ISRAEL 100*

/pol/ got overcrowded so he took his bordering enemies for lebensraum

Mass Effect: Grand Strategy Edition

"bang everything that moves" - also known as the 'Kirk Maneuver'.

@Killzoneguy117

4 жыл бұрын

The Prime D-rective

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

@@Killzoneguy117 i have never been so offended by something i agree with so much

“Typically creatures that breed a lot have shorter life spans” Krogan: _Laughs in Immortal_

Tsk tsk tsk. The homeplanet should have been /b/, and the starting system should have been 4chan

@deer4927

5 жыл бұрын

/r9k/ would have worked better imo

@mortemtyrannus8813

5 жыл бұрын

/d/, you mean.

@cloudsin8748

5 жыл бұрын

r/braincel is their current nesting ground. Warning to anyone curious enough to visit the sub, the place is a cesspool of degeneracy

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

nem tudom I say the homeworld should have been named "Eye of Terror" and the system "The Immaterium".

@nemtudom5074

5 жыл бұрын

I dont get the reference

You know, I think Valefisk really needs a girlfriend.

@Valefisk

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKCYp81tfa-ngbA.html

@manuel-manufs-sambs

5 жыл бұрын

Potential girlfriend: "So what do you do?" @@Valefisk : *thinking frantically about possible answers* a) "I make incest videos in video games!" b) "I make war-crime videos in video games!" c) "I make incest war-crime videos in video games!" *Valefisk runs away*

@SeedlessProductions

5 жыл бұрын

@@Valefisk just for one instant, one instant...I thought that was you and I was deeply disturbed. I've always pictured you with a neck, y'know? But then my brain caught up and everything was fine.

@IanERoco

5 жыл бұрын

Or BF

>mating with everything that moves >while playing without sexmods You had one job...

@Lunamana

5 жыл бұрын

There are sex mods for stellaris ? Nevermind i don't want to know.

@azalakhir918

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lunamana Is there a game without sexmods?

@Canaris3

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lunamana of course there are. Nothing grand, just some sex traits, portraits, events etc. They are fun as fuck tho and that shitty piece of trash needs any help it can get.

@worldweaver2691

5 жыл бұрын

@@Canaris3now if only I had a computer capable of running the game.

@kkhagerty6315

4 жыл бұрын

Canaris sexmods? You have my upmost attention

Guy: "That's what you get for using hair gel you fucking chad." Also guy: "I have no idea what an incel sounds like." *Your inner spirit is in conflict*

"How to make Stellaris a Mass Effect"

The focus of this Video. *"Bang, EVERYTHING"* Slaanesh Approves

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

Matics 45 THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH, THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

@mcknowlesey99

5 жыл бұрын

Having sex with every race you can find with the end goal being the perfect blend of species with no flaws.... excess the leads to perfection, it's almost like they were designed by she who thirsts herself

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

HERESY!!!!!!!!

>playing fanatic xenophiles >names planets /pol/ and /b/ I see a problem here

Me: sees the title *[ interest intensifies ]*

*We are gonna build a big asteroid belt wall & we are gonna make the chads pay for it!*

“Bang with every species that moves” so basically anyone playing bard from dnd?

@lucastark1784

5 жыл бұрын

Who said they had to move? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@bonogiamboni4830

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucastark1784 get animate undead with the magical secrets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@lucastark1784

5 жыл бұрын

@@bonogiamboni4830 The ultimate necromancy technique.

@wilmagregg3131

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucastark1784 that has to be a real thing in some dnd book sounds very dark elf or dark eldar

@mortemtyrannus8813

5 жыл бұрын

I shall seduce the dragon! And that's the story of John Dragonfucker, bard extraordinare.

invades 4 star systems "IT WAS A DEFENSIVE WAR GUYS!!!!"

@Killzoneguy117

4 жыл бұрын

Germany: "First time?"

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

D-fencive

What a wonderful coincidence that you met the Chad Imperium in this game : D

@Casandraelf

Жыл бұрын

chad imperium is a reference to tts 40k, isn't it?

Should have titled the video: Stellaris part 2 Alabama boogaloo

@ME-kd1ko

5 жыл бұрын

"Should have", you illiterate penguin.

@steinarbergy1541

5 жыл бұрын

M E Go easy on him, he is a penguin afterall

"Matting with every xeno" that sounds like some hefty heresy.

This is almost the exact thing I had in mind when I made my first Stellaris race. Only difference, they were a Hive Mind, obsessed with "integrating" everything else into the Hive Mind.

"If we have a Chad and an Incell what do we get? We get a normal human being." So true, so accurate LOL

You are making a video about stellaris without knowing that there is a refugee policy, good job Vale.

I got excited when I saw EDF in the poll, until I saw the stellaris bit, then I just felt sad. Everyone should experience the joy that is EDF.

@Valefisk

5 жыл бұрын

funny thing is, i recorded that video with spiff in like january. It's just never been edited.

So this is just a Commander Shepard simulator.

He claims to be a war criminal but he doesn't even know his 4chan boards!

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

He only pretends not to know to hide his power level

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. (Especially at the "Chad Imperium" bit.)

this doesnt make any sense. they are named incels, yet they are succesfully breeding with others? you didnt put enough thoughtinto this

@Arsolon618

5 жыл бұрын

Its called irony.

@combativeThinker

5 жыл бұрын

No, see, every moment not spent making sweet love to their hot alien waifu goes against their natural desire. They are involuntarily celibate so they seek to remedy that ASAP.

@brandyntillman9575

5 жыл бұрын

Incel detected

@gladitsnotme

5 жыл бұрын

@@Chronically_ChiII snowflake detected

@Chronically_ChiII

5 жыл бұрын

hmm.. how is that a snowflake? Do you even know what the word means? Do you just throw the word out as a buzzword? 🤔

The resort world not being /d/ I think is a great loss

"THIS VIDEO PLEASES SLAANESH!" ~Noise Marine

"They want the incels" -Valefisk 2019

Vale can you please single handedly bankrupt Cunard line with some o dat sweet sweet unrestricted submarine warfare.

"These alien savages must be taught to kneel when in the presence of their betters." So... your plan was to create a race of space dominatrices?

Love the created civilization you have called “electronic arts” which has the government form “criminal syndicate”

16:34 ‘What do we get? A normal human being’ I mean, yeah if you’re gonna be completely optimistic about it, because if it turns out to be the other way around....

@arandompieceofinternettras6461

5 жыл бұрын

OH NO, *NICE GUYS*

in our defence Vale you are giving us the options to vote on

IDK why this was in my KZread recommendeds, as I've never watched a single Stellaris video, but I was entertained enough to stay for the whole video.

"Since the dawn of time, humankind has stared up at the cosmos with a mixture of trepidation and wonder. Turning our curious eyes toward the glittering stars speckled around our little blue planet, we have often asked ourselves the eternal question: Are we alone in this universe? What is out there? More importantly… *can we bone it* ?" -Sub*******

When you were selecting a name for the ruler Rudolf Wagner came up, should have used that

7:51 Chad Imperium's home world: Facebook

2:24 *You can stil be saved, wake up! The Emperor needs you!*

It's like Captain Kirk ran the entire federation..

You always manage to make the dumbest things entertaining. Keep doing what you're doing Vale.

The fanatical xenophiles from planet 4chan... Seems legit!

And so /pol/ became the multi-cultural planet in the galaxy.

"We have to talk with your Galactic Emperor" "Okay, High Sex Machine Scott Meriweather the Second will be here soon, please take a Seat."

"this is no" Ahhh brilliance in every word vale says

Xenomorphs: "we are the perfect organism" Incel coalition: "hold my alien bae"

After eons 4chan emerges into the 'common world'. Twenty years ago this would've been impossible, but now... its glorious.

Mate, thanks for spending hours on this, this shit is amazing :D

Greek mythology in a nutshell

0:42 Electronic Arts Criminal Syndicate... hahahahahaha

Valefisk: "We'll bang, ok." Props to whoever gets the reference.

I remember my run with my giant centipedes. I had so many half-centi i seriously was thinking my whole empirer was just one giant brothel

Was just about to look for other Stellaris war criminals. But this was uploaded

Basically the chad version of a blorg

This is one of the 10 or so channels KZread randomly unsubscribe me from. So glad I was able to find it again.

Man I haven't laughed so hard in a while, keep it up!

Wow i didnt know you can do that in the game, mostly i just start wars and stuff haha

The virgin (worst way of putting it) Incel Coalition Vs The Chad Imperium

I want to establish that this video pushed me from "Kind of interested in Stellaris" to "Going to buy Stellaris". Any game that allows this much tomfoolery is a must for me.

I’m looking forward to watching all your videos I just found you and all of your videos are awesome 👏

Do mortar spam in company of heroes 2 next vid, its so broken and if you somehow manage to get killed the ai will take over all your mortars and start to do it themselves :P !!!

"Are they immigrating? Guess I have to build a wall." Trump? Is that you?

There is a mod on the workshop that basically turns a mega-corp into a mega-brothel with a civic. Combine it with the "Criminal Heritage" civic, and you can put brothels on other empires worlds that increase crime and lower productivity. It would be perfect for doing a mega corp video that basically is you trying to make other empires fall apart due to crime.

well. something I thought of, I don't know if this is how it actually works in the game mechanics, but every time a new half breed is introduced it's another species that can make another half breed.

Fanatic Xenophile and egalitarian... Litterally the oposite of 4chan

Join Valefisk next time as he plays through the highly controversial MoO mod, Master of Orion: F*cking the Stars

Vale got very excited about those nations coming, I think you enjoy these breeding vids more than you let on

"Bang every species that moves" is one of the most terrifying thing I have ever heard Thanks Vale

I feel honest resentment that you did not choose the 4chan coalition name.

Chad/Incel mpreg fanfic- Just putting that out there.

05:51 I wasn't aware you need technology to breed with other species. I wasn't aware you could breed with other species. Only in video games can you intergalactically breed; but you need technology for it.

13:54 Out of context an accurate answer for Vale's plan.