"In my mind the robot was just a useless piece of plastic." You mean....like a toy?

@Zooka128

6 жыл бұрын

The robot actually sounds like a decent toy that could have worked very well, and instead, even in her brief it was "you can hold these cards up across the playground and your friends will know what it means" but they're smaller than the size of your palm, how the fuck is anyone going to be able to read that or even notice it?

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

6 жыл бұрын

Zeibentaul hahaha, Nerdiacs was obviously a fan of the card signal idea whatever the fuck it was.

@toffeelatte6042

4 жыл бұрын

I mean for fuck sake, I'm 26 and I would kill for that robot wars toy having grown up with that show.

@sexyhomeowner9345

2 жыл бұрын

@@toffeelatte6042 Exactly, lol.

@conahlestrange9794

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I’m not the only one hahaha her problem was she wanted to be the hero an succeed at the end and say i lead the project and it was my idea

The most annoying thing about Lindsey and Paul mistakes is that they both still couldn't see where they went wrong even after they watched themselves back or when the answers were staring at them in the face during the task and the boardroom.

@mandarkastronomonov2962

5 жыл бұрын

Richard That’s actually quite interesting insight.

@stinameaner

3 жыл бұрын

@@mandarkastronomonov2962 Thank You

@willman85

2 жыл бұрын

Lindsey simply didn't care. Winning was less important to her than the chance to design and launch her own product. Her ambitions were that something she came up with could go places out of the confines of the show. Her teammates were irrelevant to her (it is a dog-eat-dog environment after all). Paul didn't have any real experience or talent. God knows why he ended up on the show (thin on applicants that year??). In the boardroom he was just trying to save his skin as best he could.

@p4cks

2 жыл бұрын

the dunning-kruger effect. it's fascinating

@memyself717

2 жыл бұрын

@@willman85 what Lindsey came up with was basically crap though! As for Paul, well see my comment.

The deadliest weapon against the British solider is a 2nd LT with a map and compass. Paul is the prime example. Probably got discharged for getting his whole platoon killed.

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure whatever family or relative he had managed to get him out of plant of scrapes, and by scrapes I mean dead soldiers all over the shop.

@nifralo2752

Жыл бұрын

In America they'd hace fragged him

If 100 people tell you you are dead LIE DOWN hahahaha

@scratchy1704

Жыл бұрын

I've never heard that but it was funny 🤣

@Unicysis

5 ай бұрын

But that one arrogant person tells those 100 people, “NO, YOU ARE BLOODY WRONG AND I AM RIGHT, SO SOD OFF!”

I don't think it's 'snake in the grass' at all. If two of my employees are in a relationship I'm happy for them and wish them the best. If part of their relationship involves bunking off, ignoring their work or reinforcing each others' bad decisions to the prejudice of other employees then of course it's an issue that management has to address.

@bethdarnell3157

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@davidfearis7335

2 жыл бұрын

Its not Snake In The Grass I agree, Paul & Katie were in a close relationship so quite honestly Paul deserved to get fired & to be honest Katie should've been fired immediately after Paul got fired

@th3d3storoy3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidfearis7335 IIRC, in the first few seasons of the show, only 1 person could be fired per episode, wasn't until I think that the show went from finding a person for a job within Alan Sugar's business empire to investing £250,000 into a business that Alan started being able to fire more than 1 person

@davidfearis7335

2 жыл бұрын

@@th3d3storoy3r In Series 4 Episode 7, two people got fired on the same episode, Jenny aka KOSHA CHICKEN for being a snake & trying to sabotage other candidates chances of winning tasks which Lord Sugar saw right through, and Jennifer for also being a bit of a snake & thinking really only of herself & nobody else, both their actions would've done server damage to Lord Sugar's business & he wasn't putting up with it

@FleetAdmiral833

2 жыл бұрын

Season 3 was the first to allow for double firings. It happened first in episode 2 when Ifti struggled missing his son, and Rory then was a diabolical manager of the pooch pouch.

What makes me laugh is that after all these years, Lindsay is still defending her idea

@stinameaner

7 жыл бұрын

georgemillman I know, I can't believe how naieve she still is 😂

@krytietv1684

5 жыл бұрын

Hello people of the past

@tommckee1640

2 жыл бұрын

@@krytietv1684 hi person of the past

I wish they did an updated version now

@dre8463

7 жыл бұрын

The Real Mr J. The Kosher chicken episode will always be my favourite fuck-up of all time.

@louisjefferies2733

Жыл бұрын

It would be a series in of itself

Katie was not upset about being found out. She was only upset that her bit of fun was gone. She knew how useless he was.

If you ignore the toy market experts, your colleagues, the focus groups, and the children themselves, and go for a product no one will buy or play with, you deserve to be fired.

Paul is a classic example of why the army shouldn't accept people in directly as officers or lieutenants. They become big headed and insufferable.

@DavidAJones11

2 жыл бұрын

I disagree, they're already insufferable before they join up. Straight out of Eton and think they're the dog's bollocks...

@billyhalliday9811

2 жыл бұрын

@@DavidAJones11 absolutely right all come from upper class backgrounds had one say to me that he became a labourer before sandhurst for a year just to feel what it was like to be one of the lads what a complete tit 😂😂

@DavidAJones11

2 жыл бұрын

@@billyhalliday9811 Fuck sake! Did he also live off a labourer's wage or was he just on a poverty safari?! 😂

@perkosherrigh7243

2 жыл бұрын

They don’t accept people directly theres interviews fitness tests then a whole cadet school for weeding out people they don’t want

@jordanforbes2557

2 жыл бұрын

So true. I know people in the forces who have been serving for 10+ years have no real combat experience and are serving as lieutenants, Captains and Majors. Imagine working in a corporation and being promoted to project manager without having ever worked on a real project. Madness.

The cheese task is the funniest of all time in my opinion. Sir Alan completely losing it before firing him is priceless. 🤣🤣🤣

@declangaming24

5 ай бұрын

They lost him money no wonder he got mad

Imagine destroying the opportunity at a job for Katie Hopkins, of all people 😂

Katie still doesn't get that her and Paul allowing a relationship to interfere with tasks was a perfectly valid complaint. She still doesn't get that that was the problem, not the relationship itself. Adam seems to be enjoying himself. Can't say I blame him, with how they treated him. I'd be happy to have a chance to sit back and laugh at them too.

@Varyalover

4 жыл бұрын

Adam was botching things the whole day: From him "going along with Paul" with the lie/excuse that "I'd never gone camping", to spending a bulk of money on a hideous banner, to meandering around with the cooking device that Kristina solved by speaking with a local restaurant. Paul was quite correct in stating that "With Adam, is was like we were a man down.", even if Paul himself was quite foolish.

@memyself717

2 жыл бұрын

This is Katie Hopkins we're talking about remember. Since when were morals and integrity anything more than an inconvenience to her?

I went to a Uni with a "green welly" reputation. I met several "pauls" who were basically guaranteed army officer's jobs on graduation. They had similar business acumen, common-sense and life skills (ie. ZERO).

Katie Hopkins isn't exactly one to talk about them stooping so low

Thank you for the really good split editing, it's literally perfect cutting from episode to episode :) (that was genuine, sounded sarcastic)

Amazing that Katie Hopkins could castigate others for 'stooping so low'

"If 100 people tell you, youre dead, LIE DOWN" Lmao!

At 3:58, the French woman said 'no, it's not good, it's English !! 😂'

What annoyed me about this is actually the English produce world class cheese. In fact I actually prefer English cheese to French. The biggest error with this is that they were trying to sell second rate cash and carry cheese to a nation that takes cheese VERY seriously.

@vadimzdonutube

5 жыл бұрын

Ireland1984 They were selling at a farmer’s market, and buying mass produced food goes against the whole point of the task. How Paul did not get the message is beyond me.

@memyself717

2 жыл бұрын

@@vadimzdonutube he's basically dumb. But unfortunately, due to his background, a dumb person's idea of a smart person. See also Jacob Rees-Mogg.

@declangaming24

5 ай бұрын

​@vadimzdonutube yeah lord sugar wanted them to buy bits and pieces of British products food ,drinks ect black pudding, pies ect not a bulk of cheddar cheese they lost him money

This captain manurring banged Katie Hopkins. That decision was the worst.

@OurBenefactors

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more Arnold Rimmer, but yeah pretty much

Katie Hopkins indignant at the immorality of others. Classic

@Unicysis

2 жыл бұрын

Has she looked in the mirror and wondered why so many people have hated her? She’s not all too rigorously righteous herself if she has the nerve to slander others

@memyself717

9 ай бұрын

It's not like she later went on to shag someone else's husband in a field and there just happened to be a camera there filming it after all, was it? 😉

Hopkins saying someone is stooping low? Hipocryte

@lordlossize

7 жыл бұрын

i would agree with you christian, but even here she stoops low and says that paul made a crap decision to sell cheese to the french and that he was stupid for doing it, when at the time she was all cosycosy with him, agreeing with him and telling him his decisions were good because they were having an affair with each other. and in another part she even goes on to say that adam has no taste in art even when he sold 2 and she sold none.

@stinameaner

7 жыл бұрын

Christian Westwood She's always been Kate Hopkins....??

@sandroilsardo9443

6 жыл бұрын

GoldXrose So butthurt, she’s popular because she speaks the truth that many people are afraid to say but think to them selves.

@tomkenning5482

6 жыл бұрын

Wallstreet Banker If she was doing that, surely someone (who isn't a fucking moron) would agree with it. Just because nobody's saying it, doesn't mean they're afraid. Just means it's fucking stupid.

@AnthonyShuker

6 жыл бұрын

lol at all you raging globalist cucks in this thread

I was trying to figure out where I knew that Katie Hopkins woman from and I remembered that she's the woman from this morning who judged children on their names and said she didn't like kids with geographic names but her child was called India! I don't know if anyone else has seen that but its hilarious haha what a fool!

@shentser01

5 жыл бұрын

She's also a total hero

@morganabbotts

4 жыл бұрын

She also had sex with a man in a field... quite the resume.

@Koekje_Kijkt

4 жыл бұрын

morgan Abbotts Haven’t we all..? What does that have to with any of this?😂

@riazhamdanmalik6036

4 жыл бұрын

Had sex with a man in a field is equal to she had sex with the man in a car/bathroom/kitchen - which isn't an insult or a compliment, merely something she did.. What did your tiny mind think you'd accomplish by "revealing" she did it? Make her look horrible/dumb/not credible? What a moron.

@riazhamdanmalik6036

4 жыл бұрын

She stands up to countless virtue signaling hypocrites several time a day, everyday. She doesn't say what everyone else on tv is forced to say either - like constantly raving about how amazing uncontrolled immigration is and how peaceful some of nastiest communities are.

I don't understand how the secret signals got 260 to the robot's 340 if the rest of the team didn't like it

@jameshitchen8250

8 жыл бұрын

+RealityCheck6T9 I thought that too and came to a conclusion: from the clips that were shown I'm positive Lindsey was voting as well, and that's what skewed it. There are six members of the team around the table including Lindsey, each member has 100 points to play with, and she reveals that the final scores are out of 600. We see two people put 20 for Secret Signals, and if Lindsey put 100 for her own thing (which she probably did) then the other three members averaged 40:60 each. If it happened like this, then it was an even stupider move than it looks now.

@RealityCheck6T9

8 жыл бұрын

James Hitchen Quite, although the stupidity lies with the three members who gave secret signals 40%. It's like you say there's no other explanation. I imagine they were all trying to be nice and political by saying they only preferred the other idea by 60% to 40% and hoping that would swing it. Not that it matters since the team leader didn't give a damn how they voted

@djjimmaster8261

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameshitchen8250 I like to think that the team didn't want to skew the results too much, else Lindsey would be more adamant to go with her idea

@sashawalter1664

4 ай бұрын

Or she was lying about the total!

Adam would be a good politician. Roll the hand grenade in and leave the room.

@kimberleysmith818

5 жыл бұрын

Legionary166180 I thought that too. Every comment he makes is blaming someone else. It’s been years since I’ve seen this series so maybe he was good or maybe he was crap I can’t remember.

@Varyalover

4 жыл бұрын

​@@kimberleysmith818 He was crap. His only shining light was selling two paintings in episode five, and that was when he was in charge of the cheapest products to sell.

Paul should just join an comedy club on his idea on how to cook stuff on cans like it's some survival military campaign.

It's really weird to think that Katie Hopkins used to just be a slightly unpleasant Apprentice candidate now that she's made it big as an advocate for fascism.

@tonkerdog1243

4 жыл бұрын

dontrestyourhead What fascism?

15 plus years on the cheese, sausage episode is still one of my favourite, amazing!

Selling cheese to the french is like selling snow to an eskimo, selling ice cream to an ice cream maker, or selling sattelites to a satellite manufacturing company

@walboyfredo6025

Жыл бұрын

That was done in another series where a team try to sell ice cream to an Italian ice cream shop.

@shrisiva4016

Жыл бұрын

​@@walboyfredo6025 And in the latest series, a team sold bao buns to a Chinese restaurant

Witnessing Katie Hopkins and her dim witted army officer friend trying to sell pork sausages to a halal butchers during Ramadan was the most hilarious 🤣

never seen the apprentice (its just quite funny watching people fail) but Adam is just great, i love the way he would backstab his own team to show their stupidity

7:41 spilling the beans yes but it had to be said. Had it continued the same way more "innocent/wrong" candidates could have brought into the boardroom.

"Do you like the robot or flags, kids?" "Robots." "... Well, we're obviously going for the flags."

8:40 "The whole thing was the dampest of possible squibs" The British never fail me

The chunk of cheddar and the fried sausages stand out as the best and most memorable comedy 🎭

Paul: "What's to like about the French?" How the hell could he not admit his massive mistakes even to the end? What an arrogant git.

@dougbriglmen716

2 жыл бұрын

He’s an absolute idiotic bellend! How are the army ever put up with a twat like him I have no idea🤷‍♂️

Katie Hopkins is like a caricature of herself.

After watching this, does the world still think of us British as being highly intelligent?!

@ismaeltheemperor1383

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha thats great thinking mate.....it shows us how graduat todays end up working at asda and other supermarket

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

5 жыл бұрын

No, for some reason people equate a good speaking voice or even a posh accent with intelligence. Especially in America where they are apparently in awe of British accent. They'd probably think your average Gerodie is a genius.

adam: "yep.. perfect." such a legend.

0:04: The entire meeting of the vote points was literally a massive Uno reverse card that completely swept over her head.

How did that drip get in the army?

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

6 жыл бұрын

Radio Ennui of course he's an officer, you'd hardly expect him to be in the infantry.

@Historyfan476AD

5 жыл бұрын

if your looking for the army's finest, don't look for it at the officer school, the best come from the ranks from promotions, also look at the para's,SAS, Royal Marines and SBS for the best. most officers who come straight out of officer school are useless, just good for barking simple orders, or repeating better orders from more skilled men. you need to look for actual battle experience for real talent.

@memyself717

2 жыл бұрын

Money, paid-for education and family connections, to directly answer your question.

It's weird, I forgot the racist was in Series 3.

@starb0rn

4 жыл бұрын

Not racist, stop being so sensitive and pathetic.

@dog-ez2nu

2 жыл бұрын

@@starb0rn Definitely a racist.

Lol Adam. He's such a backseat driver. Paul was a douchebag though. Also, shagging Katie Hopkins? Wtf was he smoking?

I love how Adam was able to keep a straight face through all of that!

Lindsey didn't listen to anyone at all and that's why she was the only person to blame for failing that challenge

4:25 Lord Sugar described the cheese Paul brought as something a bloke who owns a cafe in Old Kent Road would buy, for Taxi & Lorry Drivers who come in for their cheese sandwiches

@declangaming24

4 ай бұрын

He was right

That stuff would actually be pretty useful for special forces, trying to be silent but still communicate, but yeah probably not for much else

i love it when lord sugars voice goes up when he said 'whys adam here?!'

7:48 Katie really is a fine one to talk about STOOPING SO LOW

@davidfearis7335

2 жыл бұрын

I believe Episodes 3-6 is when Paul & Katie's relationship could really be seen as soon as Katie was moved over the work with the boys

how do you know someone's been in the army? they'll tell you

2:31 Also describes newbie graduates who were given a managerial job without any experience or understanding of what is going on on the shop floor level and never got their hands dirty!

"If 100 people tell you that you are dead, lie down!" Wow, really bad analogy. And no.

Exactly, it wasn't the fact that it was English, I as an Italian actually think English cheese is the best in the world, but not the mass produced rubbish like Cathedral. If they'd taken stuff like Godminster Cheddar, Cornish Blue etc... It would have gone down well.

@pomegranatemolasses6432

2 жыл бұрын

Try Welsh Black bomber if you get a chance

applewood cheese is actually amazing

@PoisonIvene and they didn't mention paul and katie trying to sell the pork sausages to a muslim butcher during Ramadan. What a mess of a task that was :D

@loulou7963

2 жыл бұрын

Best ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Had a 50 euro a kilogramme cheese in France two months ago and I still am thinking about it today. It was a dumb idea to bring British cheese.

@vadimzdonutube

3 жыл бұрын

Not just any cheese but mass-produced low quality cheap cheese

I can't believe how someone thought it would be great idea to use a can and a lighter as way to cook the food. An absolute shocker.

When you consider her background as a corporate communications expert, it makes a lot more sense why she went with the semaphore toy.

This man puts the P R A T back in prat!

Suggesting a hobo stove is hilarious I cooked my dinner on them occasionally for years like a TOTAL nut as a child. You don’t use the frying pan you cook it on the tin itself.

Spilling the beans and using the can to “brown sausages” Also how nasty do you have to be to get it on with Katie Hopkins

"We could've present the cheese better so I take that.: 😅

Love Adams Attitude. LMAO.

Adam was quality, I agree with Iron - he got screwed over by Katie - least he left the show with some integrity.

Trying cook sausages in baked bean can funniest moments ever

"WEe just bought the cheeeeeeeese" God his voice makes me want to stick needles under my nails.

@Unicysis

2 жыл бұрын

Play it at the slowest speed and it’ll sound like your nails on a chalkboard

I reckon that if they'd chosen to sell something like good quality Stilton or Wensleydale, it would have gone down quite well.

"Have you got a flame?" - lololol Caricature of himself.

Heating sausages on an upside down baked bean can... xD

Lindsey comments after she been fired were that you should make a decision a stick with it! If it was the wrong call then its the wrong call according to her She also said if you're working for someone you can't sack someone when they make a wrong decision, she thinks if you invest in someone you may as well keep them because they've learnt something and their a better employee after that! My thoughts when she said that were, "Alan Sugar isn't investing in you he's interviewing you there is a massive difference and you messed up the task by not listening to anyone including the consumers!" "You made all the wrong decisions, you cost the girls the task, and now you must pay The Ultimate Price for your mistakes!!!"

If I had my way I’d go to France and just sell them fish and chips, or bangers and mash

that guy seems like that nerd we all had in our school that was really into the army and would lie that he had family in the army and all sorts lol i get that just from how excited he is to show how you can cook a tin of beans

''It can't be as bad as the chicken thing'' xD

Paul would struggle being a cub leader

@Unicysis

2 жыл бұрын

A cub leader? If a real bear was in front of him, what would he do? Wave a flag at it and hope it stood to attention?

The guy that bought all the cheese and DIY stove, fuckin' hopeless.

SHE IS PERFECT

Well he got out fast enough :-) he was only a Lieutenant after all. Unusual to leave the army so early as an officer, he had barely just started :-)

“You’re an ex military man who knows better than anyone else; that THE BUCK STOPS THERE!”

they dropped paul right in it hoooomygawdd

My god Paul is creepy...

James looks like will from the inbetweeners

Lyndsey, you thought that deaf kids would benefit from picture cards? How OFFENSIVE can you be? They have a form of communication - SIGN LANGUAGE!

Snake in the grass lol he can talk

Kristina looks a lot better here than when she was on the Apprentice.

@PoisonIvene Indeed. I've just watched the episode, the banner said and I quote: Traditionals product of English man". Plus it was way expensive. The other thing was that Paul tried to sell pork sausages to a Muslim during the Ramadan period.

I really liked Vanessa Feltz's comments here hahaha

I love Vanessa Feltz

Paul's worst mistake was getting in a relationship with Katie Hopkins

@HSTHoward It's basically short for "thanks for the opportunity".

This isn't The Apprentice but it is best comedy show going..

Kristina at 6:33 was hilarious.... She was DYING to laugh lol. It was pretty funny though, and that guy Paul was a total sucker for love lol absolutely pathetic.

8:57 We Need 100 Chickens!

Katie Hopkins is one of the most despicable people ever to appear in "The Apprentice"!.

Oh god, I remember the cheese fiasco...

Ah, I love Nick and Margaret :-)

I love the way they always say thanks when they've been fired...oh you've destroyed my idea of a top job...Thanks

@stinameaner

7 жыл бұрын

comicspaul haha! I think they are meaning "thanks for the oppourtunity"

Paul Callaghan is a nob buying cheddar cheese and selling it in France lol what a silly man

If he was on any other series, he would've made the final four at least.

That silly man Paul shows how daft these toffs are why did he think he could cook sausages on a tin can and a candle?!