In 2024 i could easily believe the thumbnail is real

@blockmasterscott

24 күн бұрын

I actually thought it was at first until I looked at it closely. 😂😂😂

@justinthislife

24 күн бұрын

If i gave my comment i may be banned

@elbloncomagnifico

24 күн бұрын

Not only could it be real, but i’ll bet dollars to donuts the actor would not actually be wheel chair bound to boot.

@p00lboy

24 күн бұрын

im disappointed that the thumbnail is fake

@SuzukiChen

24 күн бұрын

​@@p00lboy ye I was hoping it is, just to close and forget SW forever now. Just have a good memory of the old times, and move on completely xd

I’m not a slim guy, but I really don’t need to see that fat Jedi guy to feel represented on screen. I’m OG ST since the beginning I felt represented by Luke who was honest brave and true. Much like all the original fandom.

@Spartan135

22 күн бұрын

As a german,i'm asking myself:what's with americans and their twisted desire and need to be everywhere "rEpReSEntEd" in some way?

How do you get an audience that is 50% men 50% women? Make 80% of the men stop watching.

@jamiel6169

24 күн бұрын

Please. Women aren’t watching this crap either.

@wopr137

24 күн бұрын

@@jamiel6169 YESS...YESS...lol

@GeryNH

24 күн бұрын

​@@jamiel6169yep, I never had the intention to. Why do they think that women want to be "represented" in everything? I just want a good story...

@Chris-Brown-

23 күн бұрын

Problem is when 80% of the men stop watching 90% of the women stop watching

@elijahherstal776

23 күн бұрын

Actual men don't watch this stuff. Males- likely catamites, geldlings, or some variant of castrati. Not MEN. Stop abusing that word.

Cause and effect. The fantasy of the modern audience is now a brutal reality. They aren't real, it will not solve terrible shows. Thank God it's almost over😂

@thomasgilbert2266

23 күн бұрын

Until the unwanted season 2 dun dun dunnnnnn

@rumuelnathanael8043

23 күн бұрын

After all these years I srill don't get why they still listened to the noisy minority 😂 Like come on...

@HermitGeek

23 күн бұрын

The "Modern Audience" is too busy on social media to watch any show on any streaming service, and probably too poor to afford it anyway...

The customer is always right, right?

@MrSmith-zy2bp

24 күн бұрын

The customer is BlackRock. The woke cringe will continue until they stop paying for it.

@user-tp5yb4hr4w

24 күн бұрын

@@MrSmith-zy2bp they can't pay for all these company's accepting their bribe, eventually they will put a pass on that bribe because it only leads to bankruptcy as it should lol.

@nickcharles1284

24 күн бұрын

I believe it is the sea that is always right.

@couchslouch3540

23 күн бұрын

If you dont like it, are you the customer?

@nickcharles1284

23 күн бұрын

@@couchslouch3540 Well, yes.. Sending back a bad steak does not make you automatically "not the customer". It means the steak house has failed to provide a quality product... to its customer..

"Real fans" doesn't mean what "they" think it means. Some of us had the toys, comic books, novels, and other branded products before most of these weirdos were even born!

If Ashoka was a disappointment and Acolyte is doing worse than that show by a lot... I'd love to see Disney try to spin this as somehow positive but they will probably blame it on the fans.

@user-tp5yb4hr4w

24 күн бұрын

btw what is this Ashoka? i keep seeing people talk about it but i have no clue what it even is.

@John-fk2ky

24 күн бұрын

@@user-tp5yb4hr4w The actual title is Ahsoka (the term you’re using is actually the name of an ancient king from the Indian subcontinent). It’s a show that supposedly is a live action continuation of the story points left over from the animated show Star Wars Rebels. That show had mostly decent storylines and characterizations. The ones in Ahsoka show little to know similarity to their animated versions, and not just because the animated versions are younger. The characters make choices and say things that they NEVER would have in the previous show. Simply put, it’s a badly written show with poor to middling fight choreography and a villain that is supposed to be scary intelligent (in the now non-canon books he was stolen from, he was) yet consistently makes the stupidest choices possible.

@vividly94

23 күн бұрын

@@John-fk2ky Yeah, whoever wrote Sabine literally destroyed the show for me.

Only 60% decline? People do better. Let's make it a 90% decline. 🤬

@AllGodInfinity

23 күн бұрын

I never watched it to begin with! Where's my medal?

@joec8321

22 күн бұрын

Same

@JR-zm7ju

22 күн бұрын

Same ,I dont want to torture my brain 😂

Guys, even if the Acolyte was a good show, do you want to support something produced by the Leslye *who brought women to Weinstein for him to r°pe them* ??! Do you want to support a show even if the producers, cast, etc call you names all the times?

@happychappy492

22 күн бұрын

She was so full of hubris and crap

@guyverGODZILLAheiseiERA

22 күн бұрын

@@happychappy492 my question is why isnt the LBG SUPPORTING THIS SHOW *we straights walked away third episode , leaving them to pick up the pace with VIEWERSHIP NUMBERS* and wouldnt you know it , they proved yet again THEY ARE NOT WORTH PANDERING TO ..... acolyte coulda been a hit if they binge watched it but no they cant even make STRAIGHT NUMBERS ( READ AS 7.0 MILLION ) and if you look at BLACK DOCTOR WHO its exactly what youd expect , we gave JODI a shot cus she was *#DERPY* and adorable

@happychappy492

22 күн бұрын

@@guyverGODZILLAheiseiERA Because they ain't SW people or they smell a bad story too

We've seen this before. Iger, the board, Blackrock run Disney into the ground then Iger and friends swoop in and "rescue" Disney with a "buyout.

Lesbian Headland...

@AndrewShort-ox4ck

24 күн бұрын

Darth Headland

@MachVampire

24 күн бұрын

Nice 👍

@thehat4244

23 күн бұрын

Lesbian headwound.

@cornelius6616

23 күн бұрын

I usually go with Headlamp myself lol

@rumuelnathanael8043

23 күн бұрын

Lesbian Headcrack

It‘s not 75.000 $ per minute. It’s 750.000 $ per minute!

@jm7804

23 күн бұрын

I caught that too, but we don't yet know the total minutes when you combine all 8 episodes. If they are all in the 35 minute range it will come out to about 650,000 per minute....which is mind blowing.

@waynehewett4017

23 күн бұрын

Wow Even me as a fan with no film experience could do a better job at 750 thousand per minute..... First I'd clean house at lusca films and boot Kathleen Kennedy and her feminist cult out first

They don't need to worry about us review bombing it. We won't even bother watching it.

Besides KZreadrs, is anyone watching?

@davexsixtyfour1246

24 күн бұрын

They're taking one for the team :)

@aquavitae3824

24 күн бұрын

Not me

@TheatreStyle

24 күн бұрын

My elderly mother likes it, maybe she was the target demographic all along?

@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689

22 күн бұрын

I am, but only the better follow the KZreadrs.

@JR-zm7ju

22 күн бұрын

No

Amandla $tenberg screwed herself out of a butt-load of Disney money with that cringe video of hers.

@happychappy492

22 күн бұрын

Yep what a tool

So to be clear, Acolyte isnt just losing place to Bridgerton, its losing its spot to a RERUN seasons, too? And only JUST skating past the RERUN episode before THAT Rerun season of Bridgerton?

There is no point for them to even try to tell us that they are making changes to the show. They knew exactly what they were doing and why. We know what they are doing and why. There is no point in any of us having anything to do with any of them whether they are at Disney or not.

Dear Disney, FOR THE LOVE OF DISNEY, please STOP releasing more episodes of The Acolyte creating more damage to the Star Wars brand and to your own company. STOP the insanity, halt all streaming of The Acolyte, press the "DELETE" button on this entire series and FIRE Kathleen Kennedy/Leslye Headland/Dave Filoni/Amandla Stenberg!!! Disney, show some RESPECT to Star Wars fans by canceling The Acolyte DISASTER!

@Green-IV

23 күн бұрын

B- b- b-b-b-b-b- but all th- th- th- the m-m-mm-money!!!

"There are more of us" Sure Jan

@couchslouch3540

23 күн бұрын

No, there isn't. You babies just cry louder, and the real fans are too busy enjoying the content to post a real review on rotten tomatoes .

@udontknowhoiambutiknowhereuliv

23 күн бұрын

⁠@@couchslouch3540 nobody enjoys the content and u know it. Its the pole-it-tick-lee co-wrecked trend of the moment so the kah-meee cult has no choice but to pretend to like it, or else they will be the ones bullied and called bik-its. Remember the hogwarts legacy game boycott that the cult tried? That game became the best selling HP game of all time. That wouldn’t have happened if the cult really was as popular as u imagine it is.

because on every level they do not hire based off skill and it is showing. Disney ran out their talent before they could teach and help their replacements ease their way into the position instead you have incompetent people just faking it and saying didn't you like this amazing thing I did. smh

@temetnosce2099

23 күн бұрын

Indeed they don’t hire based off talent, ability, experience. It’s a diversity checklist to make a quota. Welcome to the DEI way. This is the result.

@obi_dean

23 күн бұрын

@@temetnosce2099 exactly checking boxes doesnt make good art and besides hurting the piece of art it hurts the message or goal they are trying to propel.

For a minute, I Imagined OG Star Wars crossing over with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

@waynehewett4017

23 күн бұрын

Even the cheerleaders would be more interesting than this starwars shit

They call us fans...That would be true when it involves the original trilogy and the prequels.. The mistake they make is to think we are fans of THEIR Star Wars.. Well we are not. So stop calling us "toxic" fans. We are not a fan of your product. You'd be giving yourself too much credit to think you have a large fandom like that.. Your actual fans are a handful of alphabet ppl.. Disney Star Wars.. what a joke.

@RC-qf3mp

23 күн бұрын

You must be young. Prequels suck. Nobody over 40 likes the prequels. Jar Jar was the death of Star Wars. And the stupid mitichlorians. RIP Star Wars. It’s been a long slow painful death.

@mrnobody043

23 күн бұрын

@@RC-qf3mp im 44, and sure Jar Jar sucked but that doesn't have to mean the whole thing sucks because that character does. "nobody over 40 likes the prequels" lmao.. sure.

@RC-qf3mp

23 күн бұрын

@@mrnobody043 my all time worse SW experience was watching Leia come back to life outer space and fly and breathe and live. Absurd. And then the Acolyte ep 3 power of maaaannnnyyyy. Please, just end this nightmare.

Leslie Headland was already a red flag that's why I don't watch the show but the KZreadrs hate watching that's why it's getting so much attention. And that's a pretty good AI thumbnail it almost had me fooled for a second. Good on you

If Disney won't give us enjoyable content anymore, we shall take joy in watching them fail

@happychappy492

22 күн бұрын

absolutely

Dude thank you for the thumbnail. I've been screaming we need a crippled jedi ever since we got body positivity jedi. 😂😂😂😂

Did you really think fans would love ... Gay ,poofer space witch girl bosses in starwars In starwars ?

That series is a declaration that the people that made it do not like Star Wars or Star Wars fans. It was a huge mind raping project.

@couchslouch3540

23 күн бұрын

You guys aren't Star Wars fans.

@Simbobwayson

23 күн бұрын

@@couchslouch3540ur dumb for defending them.

Fans of the Acolyte need to get lost

@FreshLyte

24 күн бұрын

They literally already are. That's why they "like" this show.

The thumbnail looks like straight out of the next Disney SW show.

That thumbnail is DIABOLICAL! haha 💀💀

this show will forever be a meme in the modern times. unlike the old movies.

Remember in their warped view declining is good. And that thumbnail that's not for real is it?

@grimlockprime1972

24 күн бұрын

Right? Remember what that drag queen said about Doctor Who, for every bigoted fan they lose, they'll gain 3-5 fans who watch for the representation. That worked out well, didn't it?

@Hound_of_Christ

24 күн бұрын

LOL I thought it was real I was like OMG

@mickeymao7145

24 күн бұрын

Disney: it will be, it will be

180,000,00$ / ((8 episodes * 30 minutes/episode)*60 seconds/minute) = 12,500 $/second. At 24 frames/second, that's about 520.83 $/frame.

That thumbnail is spot on on what what Disney is all about.

She can act as awesome as she can sing….like a goat on tranquilizers!

Jon, please remind your viewers that Lesley Headland is the former personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein.

The Power of One… The Power of Two…. The Power of FAILUUUUUURE!

Disney does the failed idea fake it till you make it.😅

Very nice to hear schadenfreude form a cross the seas. But the pronunciation is a bit off. Firstly great SCH - sound in the beginning. But that "A" right behind is like the sound when you chant USA USA USA!!! So now that we got through "Schaden" there is only one little thingy left for "-Freude" The end "E" of "Freude" is not quiet but exactly like the "E" in the beginning of the "end". Greetings from Germany, keep going.

@georgemoonman2830

24 күн бұрын

Many words from lots of languages have been adopted in to English, they rarely retain their original pronunciation. We pronounce hand and finger slightly differently too.

@hundkebab2433

24 күн бұрын

​@@georgemoonman2830the problem is americas horrible education system - can't expect much from uneducated single language speakers

@Ullion404

24 күн бұрын

@@georgemoonman2830 Yeah that's right. I learnt, that it is a merely German only habbit, to knot your tongue in the attempt to, pronounce foreign words right. Combined with the famously invincible German accent you get very unique outcomes. Though in that case I answered possible curiosity in advance. Maybe there is a reader outhere who memorizes my explanation and has some useless party knowledge for the next Awkward silence.

@John-fk2ky

24 күн бұрын

@@hundkebab2433You say that while showing complete incompetence in using capitalization and punctuation in your comment. When words are adopted into another language, they also often get changed. For major examples of how starting at the same place gets drastically different results, go look up some Latin then compare it to some of its descendants. Heck, just look at Spanish as spoken in Spain versus how it is spoken in Latin America. I learned how to speak Spanish with the Latin American pronunciation. Audio from Spain sounds jarring to me.

@DarkFenix2k5

23 күн бұрын

@@georgemoonman2830 Doesn't apply here, in English schadenfreude is pronounced more like shar-dun-froy-duh, not shay-dun-froid. Or in other words the German pronunciation is copied almost 1:1. I'm a native English speaker and the mispronunciation irked me slightly too.

It’s $750,000 per minute. Not $75,000. It’s worse than you think!

Kathleen Kennedy is blaming everyone accept them selves and the Southpark parody of her.

"The second half of the series has been rebooted and is completely different from the first half" is 100% B.S. Filming, Production, Editing, Post-Prod wrapped months ago and all of the cast and crew have since moved on to other things (or to nothing). Unless the script was quickly rewritten by ChatGPT over the weekend and everything was redone using CGI, what remains is what was originally written and produced and released. Complete crap/gaslighting from the actor who claimed this. 👎🏼

My gay mates are still reeling from being called bigots and homophones. I told em, "welcome to the darkside."

Maybe one day Disney will finally learn that the mythical audience they keep hunting in most everything they do just doesn’t exist. There’s a small audience there I’m sure, but it’s not one that supports these massive budgets, or will keep D+ afloat, or sell merchandise in any level of profitability, or make movies and shows successful financially or critically (at least with the actual paying customers). If that’s the route they want to stick with I’d suggest these budgets and expectations get lowered to the CW realm because that’s the level of viewership/customers they’re looking at.

If that thumbnail was real it'd be the funniest show on earth.

I’m happy to report. I haven’t seen the acolyte haven’t a clue. Last time I saw Star Wars, it was in the 70s. And they were made by George Lucas.

The show is shit. It only leads to the old saying- "Victory has 100 fathers and defeat is an orphan." You can't make excuses for failure.

If one has a meal & one part of it is off, it ruins the whole meal. Likewise, saying that the second season will be different matters little, as they've already ruined the whole franchise.

The death of Star Wars? It's on film for all time. When we're all dead and gone it will still be there.

Schadenfreude means taking pleasure or being amused at the suffering or failure of others

A Quiet Place Day One is doing very well. A diverse cast and a lead who happens to be both female and a non-white person, helping prove such things are not the issues audiences have. The movie instead focuses on telling a good story, true to the world building of the saga, and excellent acting to illuminate both the humanity and tragedy of it all. There’s nothing peachy about it, nothing asinine, and even the more ridiculous story fragments get blended in well enough to not impact the movie. Disney should stop wasting money with corporate hack drama, and just hire people that know the art of filmmaking.

@John-fk2ky

24 күн бұрын

Glad to hear it doesn’t seem to have agenda problems. Still not interested, though. Thought the original was absurd in concept, and the more I read about this one the less I care for it from that perspective.

Your math is off. It's far far far worse. 180 Million... /8 episodes = 22.5 Million per episode /30 minutes per = 750,000 per minute. Yes it's 10 times worse than you thought.

It's a bad show - even WITHOUT Star Wars in it, it's terribly acted, badly written, and awfully paced. And NOTHING in it makes any sense.

Admittedly the Acolyte has one thing good about it: it is by far the best cure for insomnia I have ever had. So it is some achievement that they could not so much hit rock bottom as go further into the bed rock. How Disney could churn up this utter bowel movement of a show is the systematic failure of even basic quality control. There may have been the germ of a good idea which with a decent show runner could have been a classic. However, what they did was get a dull, predictable show with shockingly bad plot development, dialogue and such an uncharismatic and dull lead. It is like they never actually knew what Star wars was. I actually thought the second Rebel Moon film was awful but the Acolyte is much worse.

Captain, FIFTH iceberg ahead, should we, maybe SLOW DOWN?

What did the NFL do to get people back and how did it work out for them?

Star Wars Ended With ROTJ & Only Continued In Novels The Expanded Universe Timeline Is The True Timeline To Hell With Disney Woke Wars

Any chance of your trilogy being released as audiobooks?

They can’t keep blaming the fans… they made a piece of garbage and it has nothing to do with bigots or homophobia. It’s just bad writing, acting, storytelling, and execution all around. They done effed up and used the world of Star Wars to tell a baffling and ridiculous story that is clearly not a Star Wars story, it’s a Woke Story with salt BAE of Star Wars.

Les dont cook, she only eats out

Cancelled Hulu+ due to ep 5. Just cannot justify paying for that crap. Hulu as a separate thing from ABC and Disney anyway, doesn’t have even half the content of Netflix. Bye Disney, won’t miss yah. 😊

After seeing what David Tenant has been up to....seems many of the good actor/heros are going to the dark side as it were. Just sad we are going backwards in species development it seems. Great video as usual.

Added to Amazon wish list. Why? BECAUSE IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE WORSE than Kennedy Star Wars. Edit: "A majority of reviews (57.6%) are 1 out of 10." Honestly. What else can I say? Oh, if your argument is that 57.6% of your audience are horrible terrible people.......are you sure that they're your audience?

Truly Kathleen Kennedy, Leslie Headline , and Bob Iger forgot the magic element. When Star Wars came out in 1977 it was a fun adventure for the friends, family and sci fi geeks. And sadly, the Woke-disney crew thought they could manipulate it for their agenda and for $180 million they failed and literally felled into the abyss of disappointment. And now they will have to explain not to us but the DISNEY STOCKHOLDERS ....LOL If I was a stockholder I would demand several people be fired and thrown off the studio lot.

That thumbnail caused me to spit-take!😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Disney is the walmart of entertainment…

bisney plus should be free at this point

I'm dying lmfao the pic is funny asf

These show is described with 2 words universal garbage

that thumbnail is too good lol

What is Kathleen Kennedy holding over Bob Igers's head?

It makes me happy that humanity still wins

threads sounds like someone read dragon riders of Pern

They didnt throw any money at the effects

The Acolyte? More like "The Asylum"

That thumbnail IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Schadenfreude "Shaw-Den Froy-Duh". Great Vid.

Reboot the 2nd half??? So the first half is just a dream sequence, right?

The title image of your video is hilarious.

I still can’t get over that music video lol. Like shaking ur tyddies in front of a camera is somehow sticking it to evil ⚪️ big its. Wtf?

If they pay me $10G ill watch it

OMG DUDE! The thumbnail for this video is soooo good.

Is there an audiobook edition?

@JonDelArroz

23 күн бұрын

Yes!

@rockmanafb

23 күн бұрын

@@JonDelArroz can you please point me in the right direction I’m very interested

I love the thumbnail, had me going for a couple of seconds. 😂😂😂

But, but they said there are "more of them!" If they mean people who demand content be more woke and then not bother to actually watch said content, then yes. There are more of you.

The cheerleader things tells you everything you need to know. People want to look at lovely things and be entertained.

Shadefroid :D SCHA-den Freu-de, buddy. Damage joy, I feel that too looking at the train wreck, that is Acoshayite

Dude I need a link for that tumbnail lmao. I have someone I need to send that to

@JonDelArroz

24 күн бұрын

It’s one of my Twitter mutuals dm me there

@Rokoi518

24 күн бұрын

@@JonDelArroz dang. I don’t use Twitter or any social media for that matter

I’m sure enjoying the Acolyte, but not for what you think. Seeing fanbois get their panties in such a massive twist is highly entertaining! Keep spewing the crap Disney! 😂😂😂

The gayest Star Wars isn't even attracting the gays.

The power of one....the power of 2....the power of ORRRR-GGGYYY

Asian guy is okay.. not the best... but compared with everything else from this disaster he's coming out looking like the greatest thing ever.

bro this thumbnail is wild

It seems people like really bad light saber battles. Have they stopped hiring Weapon masters for these shows?

Love the cover pic - the pregnant wheelchaired woman with her baby in a stroller fighting. By the way - Jedis are not supposed to have babies - Sith however might have them and that would be an interesting story, but Wokedisney will not be able to do any decent story ever.

I love that thumbnail It's so true

Star war rest of peace 1977-2024.

@porkmilk8984

24 күн бұрын

The prequels sucked hard

@themindiswasted

23 күн бұрын

@@porkmilk8984 Not as hard as The Force Awakens(2015) thru The Rise of Skywalker(2019)

Since it’s 2024 is that thumb real the way it goes nowadays go woke go broke. I think that may be real.

I do not think this Sith is a master. Probably an apprentice to one of the lesbian witch. If so, an apprentice should not be able to kill so many Jedi Knight. It is a chance that only the Jedi master Sol and apprentice Jecki Lon (what !) can stay their ground.

I agree Acolyte is a terrible show but the video she made on Juneteenth day clapping back cuz some people didn’t like comments she made 2018 interview with Trevor Noah when she promoted her movie hate you give has nothing to do with Acolyte just listen to the lyrics and look up the 2018 interview you will clearly see the connection