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@WaltRight

4 күн бұрын

So they are completely ignoring Smilo saying that the Jedi can read minds. Jedi should also be able 2 sense this. Also that mark on the bad twins head is magically gone WTF

@jvcg1335

4 күн бұрын

Fuck off... just stp watching this bullshit. Star wars is dead!! STOP WATCHING!!!!

@Doja_art

4 күн бұрын

FUQ YOUR MERCH it’s probably Dog SHIHT TOO

@lawjef

4 күн бұрын

No parallels with Harvey Weinstein in this episode. None at all...

@miodziad5448

4 күн бұрын

I believe that the references to what we know from the good old Star Wars are intended to warm our image of an acolyte. A cheap trick, it's like showing cleavage in a product advertisement.

Lesbian Headlamp wrote what she knows. Sending women to talk with a man who greeted them naked.

@Provocateurofendtimes

4 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@LukeJohnson-tw5bo

4 күн бұрын

Nailed it.

@skunkybudtoker9092

4 күн бұрын

Smilo Ren's name is Harvey Skywalkerstein.

@Darkstar-se6wc

4 күн бұрын

This time she hired an intimacy coordinator.

@chriswhite599

4 күн бұрын

Burrrrnnnnn 🔥🔥

The Jedi are villains. The sith are heroes. We will own nothing and like it. This show is full propaganda all the time

@ThomasJeffersonEdwardsIV

4 күн бұрын

Own? Not sure if that’s what he is talking about but ok…

@seanperrydj

4 күн бұрын

The white male Jedi is subordinate who has week face who knows nothing again !! Sorry this so intentional it’s annoying !!

@drewsmith9809

4 күн бұрын

"When you lose everything.."​@@ThomasJeffersonEdwardsIV

@edwardfletcher7790

4 күн бұрын

Leslye made sure to only hire the ugliest men...SIGH

@Orko1983

4 күн бұрын

Its just like the Government.

I love the idea that the writers somehow thought that it was the mask that made Vader breathe heavily. Had nothing to do with the fact he got burned to a crisp and was wearing a portable iron lung at all times.

@mercuryshadow09

3 күн бұрын

They do so much lame shxt in this show, whenever something is about to be revealed or whatever, the power goes out, theres always something to distract what's going on to jump to something else. The timing is just non-sensical. It's like it was written by a third grade class as a project. $180,000,000

I have 3 words on how they will end it "To Be Continued!". Also on G&G this morning my prediction was that Osha will die and Mae will change her name to Mae Skywalker.

@Dragonk116

4 күн бұрын

Lamoooo this ain't getting a season 2

@furrygecko

4 күн бұрын

LLOL well done 👍

@narata1541

4 күн бұрын

And then Palpatine arrives, and Mae Skywalker uses his electricity against him, and he dies.

@lunarmodule6419

4 күн бұрын

Lol

@rajz9138

4 күн бұрын

Mae the Farce be with her

Don't forget, one of the defenses for this show is that it was made for 12 year olds... Right, we want a naked guy inviting a girl to swim with him for 12 year olds... right...

@cd5sircoupe

4 күн бұрын

Didn't they do a bunch of PR early on where they stated this show was supposed to be darker and more geared for adults? I'm not saying they haven't done a 180 and claimed it's for kids since then, but isn't that curious...

@jamesreynolds4272

4 күн бұрын

Just because it was written **for** 12 year-olds doesn’t meant it should sound like it was written **by** 12 year-olds.

@cd5sircoupe

4 күн бұрын

@@jamesreynolds4272 Facts.

@TrueVerdeth

4 күн бұрын

In the next starwars series, i wanna see a fat guy and girls going topless for atleast 2 times, they need to include everyone and handle genders equally

@joshuabean9409

4 күн бұрын

​@cd5sircoupe it was the gayest star wars show until it wasn't that gay. That 180 was to clean up ep3 fallout.

In my day our evil twins were instantly recognizable with the customary goatee. Where’s the goatee?!? Where’s the goatee?!?

@cherriozz

4 күн бұрын

I need some Anthony Ainley level goatee!

@Kyle-sr6jm

4 күн бұрын

It ain't on her face, bud.

@Xenomurphy

4 күн бұрын

Yes! A goateee and don't forget the golden scarf around the hips.

@BookOfWorms

4 күн бұрын

​@@Kyle-sr6jmso, if either one starts up another diss track, we'll have positive ID on the perp? Quick! Someone concert sound the Trevor Noah interview!

@Hydracat404

4 күн бұрын

The goatee may be way under. If you know what I mean. 😉

My only investment in this show are the youtube videos that come out after it airs.

@DocMicrowave

4 күн бұрын

Same

@noelgalloway1232

4 күн бұрын

It’s like a reward for living through the show lol

@what76485

4 күн бұрын

Me too haha

@Zarreth

4 күн бұрын

@@noelgalloway1232 I suffered through the last 3 seasons of Supergirl and only made it through half of Batwoman S1. I'm glad i'm not subjecting myself directly to this show because the inconsistencies would have me pulling my hair out. Batwoman's political dialogue was bad but the writing and flow were worse and just seeing reviews makes me think those people got hired on for this bc these idiots fail upward nowadays.

@kevinlarrabee3817

4 күн бұрын

Me three!!

Having him expose himself in front of her? Yeah…sounds very “Harvey Weinstein” doesn’t it, Lesley Headland

Trust Headland to write what she knows best, Putting a woman in a situation with a man unclothed and slowly approaching her. The title of the episode should be called " 50 shades of force"

@crooksycollins4349

4 күн бұрын

50 different color threads

that unknown planet sure looks like where luke was milking stuff

@jamesreynolds4272

4 күн бұрын

That’s what I thought as well. Ach-to was unknown, so to speak. Mebbe those creatures are related to porgues

@kianabrown2865

4 күн бұрын

I thought the exact same thing.

@alexmartin3143

4 күн бұрын

@@jamesreynolds4272bless you

@Kyle-sr6jm

4 күн бұрын

This is planet Huak Tuah.

@what76485

4 күн бұрын

Lol

God, this show is a literal fanfic

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

They aren't fans so its just fic.

Not age appropriate, Disney. Too many red flags. Twilcolyte.

@jimdraven2432

4 күн бұрын

Osha and Mae are in their eaely twenties at this point. But holy crap CRINGE. Again. Ugh. Someone take away Leslye Headland 's trapper keeper.

@macarahneil2154

4 күн бұрын

​​​@@jimdraven2432It's one thing if actors and characters are age appropriate. But I meant the usage of birthday suits and pronouns in a show geared towards children. Did they add a disclaimer? Because they count on children and normies being ignorant to this stuff. That's disturbing.

@jimdraven2432

4 күн бұрын

@@macarahneil2154 very true, good point!

@massimookissed1023

4 күн бұрын

Acotwilyte.

@molkereis8626

4 күн бұрын

The director is trying to normalize knowingly getting naked in front of women without consent. If she can do that people won't talk about her former boss.

I learned a lot from this ep. It’s okay to sexualize characters as long as they are male

@russ254

4 күн бұрын

The Acolyte likes The Male Gays

@nebulajumper6216

4 күн бұрын

Not just this episode. The show started like that.

@PokemonSean1

4 күн бұрын

@@nebulajumper6216 true

@PokemonSean1

4 күн бұрын

@@traderstudios6473 quite popular actually the acolyte isn’t the only show/movie that believes that hypocrisy

@jimjam51075

4 күн бұрын

That's fine with me. Carrie Ann Moss is the only woman on the show I'd even want to see that way. And she's like a grandma.

"When you lose everything, you gain everything." That's their version of "You'll own nothing and be happy."

@LukeJohnson-tw5bo

4 күн бұрын

Just comie gobbledegook

@chriswhite599

4 күн бұрын

Bahahahahaha what a dumb line. This show sucks 😂😂

@keith3421

4 күн бұрын

brilliant

@IsmaelMartinezMusic

4 күн бұрын

???

@kuyt3400

4 күн бұрын

I mean in a way isnt that the jedi way. To have no worldly attachments like lots of possesions or family. This is just the sith version? Why do i hear kylo ren "kill the past"

“May this farce be with you” 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

The Farce is Female.

"Pronoun beaver" needs to be merch

@Drunk3PO

4 күн бұрын

Hahaha

@cherriozz

4 күн бұрын

So far "Pronoun Beaver" is coming in close 2nd to "Lesbian Space Witches" for internet gold.

@majorgear1021

4 күн бұрын

I heard Disney is going to have a carpet sale, too.

@TheDivotking1

4 күн бұрын

Sorry... just saw yours now. Brilliant

@alexmartin3143

4 күн бұрын

What pronoun does it even use?

Master Venestra is the Sith Lord. Qimir has whip marks. She was the hooded figure in episode 3. Master Venestra using her whip-saber is a MacGuffin. There was no reason for the moth to attack. No lights were shining and they had not attacked the Jedi when they moved through the area before. They needed to show that she had a whip-saber. They also made it a point to show the marks on Qimir's back at least twice. Those are the marks of someone who was flogged as a disciplinary action. A whip is used for flogging.

@don.keebles

4 күн бұрын

It still makes no sense. Whips strike hard, a light-whip would have sliced right through him. I guess she had them on stun or something. This show is as coherent as Biden.

@floydfanboy2948

4 күн бұрын

@@don.keebles at least Biden seems to still have a brighter moment every now and then...

@jkvam

4 күн бұрын

@@don.keebles It might have been used right after a "factory reset". They're not at full power until the reboot completes.

@The_Reality_Filter

4 күн бұрын

Whip-saber lashes to the back...barely an inconvenience...

@MrBonified66

4 күн бұрын

@@don.keebles well, you'd think being run through by a light sabre would have killed Sabine, but she was up and about the next day. It's one of those light whips.

You missed Leslye’s wife thinking Sol was responsible for killing all the other Jedi.

@mercuryshadow09

3 күн бұрын

It was the twink Jedi that said "you don't think it was Sol..." and she said something like "that's a bold accusation". I'm paraphrasing as I think those memories were in the brain cells I lost watching this dumpster fire.

@FlyingCircles

3 күн бұрын

Sol: "Help, my team died..." (except the one who has no force powers) Jedi Master Grene B'een: "Yep he did it, not the person who he's been sent to investigate who has already been killing Jedi on a hit list trend that would include Sol himself"

@BettaUzeYoNikez

3 күн бұрын

Gay piccolo said this?

Episode 6: In case anyone was still wondering if this was fanfiction written by a 40yo lesbian.

"The Sith have been extinct for a millennium." then who killed all the Jedi? a Jedi dropout and a witch with knives? I can't fathom how stupid this cover up is going to be

@user-dz4wl7ew4k

4 күн бұрын

A powerful Grey. 🤔🤔

@user-dz4wl7ew4k

4 күн бұрын

Jedi, Sith, Grey

@MrSuperPsymon

4 күн бұрын

They slipped on a banana peel.☕😐

@darthbiscuit

4 күн бұрын

@@MrSuperPsymon that explains why you never see a Jedi eating a banana after this

@dunebuggy1292

4 күн бұрын

@@user-dz4wl7ew4k So you absolutely don't know that Grey Jedi are just Light side users who MAYBE use a bit of the dark side. The Dark Side is a corruption. You cannot balance the light and dark without being master level. It corrupts people. Killing people for your own lust for power does not make you a Grey Jedi. THINK, for christ sake!

Leave it to Disney to put space groomers in star wars

OMG Twilight is totally hitting the nail on the head. Or CW level crap. At least when I watched a CW show I knew what I was going to get so I didn't expect a lot. This was 180 million flushed down the toilet.

@The_Reality_Filter

4 күн бұрын

or some sort of blackmail..

“That little pronoun beaver”… may be the first time anyone has ever used that phrase in the history of words

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? YES, it was wrong Darth Plagueis is GAY!

@Toraryuko

4 күн бұрын

In that case let's modify that: "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Gay?"

@galihjati443

4 күн бұрын

@@Toraryuko is that a personal attack or something?

@TeensierPython

3 күн бұрын

I’ve heard of the tragedy. Heard zim was miss-gendered.

So Qimir is Harvey Weinstein?😂

And still no one checks to see if the Wookie is okay. You know the entire reason they came to this planet.

@2nd_Directorate

4 күн бұрын

Guy probably ate something wrong or too much and fell into a food coma. The "killer" probably only burnt his hair a bit. Wakes up later and wonders why so many dead Jedi are lying on his front lawn....

I better Twitter was drooling over the shirtless guy,

@ichigen511

4 күн бұрын

Sounds like you may be in the closet since that scene was your takeaway from the show

@fatimafahad2493

4 күн бұрын

oh yea definitely 😭

So... Star Wars supposedly saved Leslye Headland's life, or something, and yet she doesn't know why Darth Vader breathes the way he does. Alrighty then... 🤨 Also, could the naked Sith represent Harvey Weinstein? 🤔

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

and Mae is a self insert?

@nilssonakerlund2852

3 күн бұрын

@@soaringeagle5418 May and Osha are herself and her sister. Don't know which one's which. This whole show is a 4 hour therapy session. I think Leslye should go back to therapy, and story writing school.

Nudity in Star Wars now? 🙄 We have totally lost the plot. That’s like doing modern cursing in Lord of the Rings. Sexuality in Star Wars is implied but never shown, and it should stay that way.

@jimjam51075

4 күн бұрын

It makes it easier to disregard it as Star Wars.

@MikeJ00017

4 күн бұрын

Nudity ≠ Sexuality

@Karzir1

4 күн бұрын

Well it is a Disney show for kids or at least that's what they've been telling the "toxic fans". So I guess its the most on brand episode yet.

@TrisskarArran

4 күн бұрын

I don't see anything wrong with either nudity or sex in star wars... Honestly I feel it's a long time coming for star wars to up there game as it were.... As far as the list of "wrongs" with this show.... This ain't it. The problem is and always was the story and it's ability to tell it. You can have a pretty incredible story with both nudity and sex if done right.... Obviously Acolyte isn't doing it right, just saying... It's not as bad as people are saying. The nudity part. The rest is garbage.

@ddwithme6960

4 күн бұрын

​@TrisskarArran Star Wars is literally a children's franchise, like on a conceptual level these are supposed to be family entertainment

This show had potential, if they had burned the script and let someone else write it.

@cherriozz

4 күн бұрын

The worst part is they had soooooo much material in the EU books and they just threw it all out the window in favor of this kind of hot garbage. They would have been better off spending some money to acquire rights to those stories. Like WIllow, Chris Clermont (w/outline by George Lucas) wrote a pretty good trilogy sequel in the 90's but Disney gave us Willow for tweens instead of spending the money to acquire and adapt that material.

All hail the pronoun beaver 🤣

Didn't I hear that the Sith guy killed a bunch of Jedi masters and now the 98 pound alphabet girl is about to kill him? WTF?

@The_Reality_Filter

4 күн бұрын

it was barely an inconvenience

@gamedude412

4 күн бұрын

The sith who so force powerful he killed a jedi with a force push. And dragged on to his saber. It’s like the force only exists if the writer remembers

@Sargon_of_Cincinnati

3 күн бұрын

Enter the Girl Boss

Plot twist : Yord is alive and he will blow up the death star

@kevinmartz3082

4 күн бұрын

With Anakin’s help!

@Arko777777

3 күн бұрын

​@@kevinmartz3082Obviously, Anakin will have a lightsaber fight with Vader in the finale! Can't wait.

I remember New Coke. It wasn't good so they dropped it. But Disney sticks with this crud even though it doesn't work. So strange.

@scottsharp3356

4 күн бұрын

Did you know the entire New Coke was a genius ruse and is why Coke is the GOAT. They decided that replacing Sugar with Corn Syrup would cause a stir, so they made New Coke with both and changed the flavor, knowing it would flop. Oh well, let’s release Classic, not original, Classic. It had been changed to Corn Syrup but they put the flavoring straight. Switch accomplished, people thrilled. I never thought it tasted right after that but it was far better than New Coke. Left it on the market long enough for folk to forget the exact taste. When I drank my first Mexican Coke, sugar, it filled me up. I felt sick, like when we were kids.

Osha and Smylo is literally a rip-off of Reylo. Down to the shirtless scene.

@don.keebles

4 күн бұрын

Except it's even worse. At least Reylo had a build up through the sequel trilogy. The relationship between Osha and Smylo is ZERO. The suspension of disbelief that she wouldn't just cut him down the very first second she has the lightsaber is mind-boggling!

@Morcorco

4 күн бұрын

@@don.keebles What build up? He kidnapped her, killed her father figure, destroyed multiple planets, slashed back of her friend, tried to kill her mother figure (who died because of him anyway), kidnapped her again, dissed her parents, attempted to kill her master (who died because of him anyway), fought her to death and lost. In the end she healed him, kissed him and cried for him when he died because they had a "connection". Disney is writing nothing but strong female characters witch Stockholm syndrome.

@don.keebles

4 күн бұрын

@@Morcorco I didn't say it was a good build up, what I meant was they at least had more than one interaction.

I haven’t seen the episode, but I’m falling asleep just listening to you explain it

@jdraven0890

4 күн бұрын

And it's not making any sense - as if someone wrote themselves into a corner on the first and only draft

it's as if leslie never saw starwars, EVER, and paid someone to create a quick cliffnotes version of ep1-6 IN CRAYON and then she skimmed it as fast as she could, and said, ok i got it! and she started writing her fanfic.

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

Google Geminii wrote it and made all the characters "inclusive". You get gay black female pope and African and Asian 1940s Germans.

@Jhunta

3 күн бұрын

@soaringeagle5418 I know about the gemini debacle and all the antiwhoyte famous ppl it generated, but are you suggesting leslie used a chatbot to write her show? cause I hadn't yet thought about that, but that makes perfect sense for a hack! "chatgpt. write a tv series script about lesbian space witches in the statwars universe and make the cast extremely diverse." that's all she'd have to do. and make several attempts, add details like twins, and eventually, you could get this nonsensical show. damn. that would make sense....

@soaringeagle5418

3 күн бұрын

@@Jhunta Yes except Google Geminii was all ready programmed to make all non-white characters so even less effort on the writers room.

Im so sick of these 'hires' making a mockery of our loves. And i think that's why its happening, to wear us out. All while our inheritance is being plundered.

I hear Darth Schwab: You will own nothing and you will be happy". The usual slave trash talk...

Ep 5 ends with Sol and Mae boarding their ship. Ep 6 started with Osha rested in the unknown planet. So, Qimir’s ship is faster? Or unknown planet is nearby? Huh? 🤔 Factory reseted that thing like an iPhone 😂

I'm so glad KZreadrs are watchong this so I don't have to.

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." -Tyler Durden Chuck Palahniuk should sue for a writing credit.

@dwar11

4 күн бұрын

First thing I thought of

@Lemmiwings

4 күн бұрын

So there is the Fight Club inspiration they were talking about. So it had nothing to do with the twins and a possible split personality plot twist, it was just a stolen line of dialogue...shocker!

@ookammi

4 күн бұрын

'what can be, unburdened by what has been' .......ugh

@parkswhite

4 күн бұрын

@@ookammi If she becomes the Democrat nominee, the U.S. will become Mos Eisley.

@nikolaimyhre1187

4 күн бұрын

Yeah cuz noone has been inspired by quotes from others before, never. Lol

Not Star Wars. It’s just not Star Wars anymore

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

Mouse Wars. I bet the final Sith helmet has Mickey ears on it.

Disney will take the 40 year old movie "Splash" and sensor a brief butt shot of Daryl Hannah,however this is fine?Disney already went to hell without the hand basket.

So Osha had so strong morals that she wanted to arrest her sisters for killing two jedi, but she totally listens to a sith who killed like 10

@Arko777777

3 күн бұрын

Apparently twisting the neck of her friend and stabbing her potential love interest three times turns her on.

Disney Star wars is non-canon.

The good news is, we are 3/ 4s done with this nightmare of nonsense. Almost home free.

@Orko1983

4 күн бұрын

And it will be a fart in the wind a disappear forever.

@rendermaterial

4 күн бұрын

Well they are talking about a season 2. Let’s hope they silently admit they f*up and simply don’t renew it

@maxlee449

4 күн бұрын

@@rendermaterial this show is good besides episode three, i dont see anything wrong with the other episode besides how short they are

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

@@Orko1983 Hopefully they will have to D+ Willow it.

@rendermaterial

3 күн бұрын

@@maxlee449 Look no one should ever tell you not to enjoy something if you like it. But if you want to know why everyone is so upset, I suggest having look at videos by Jeremy Jahns, he does a great job at breaking down why the characters are paper thin, how they flip flop in their motivation without logic (I mean look at Mae who hates and wants to kill the Jedi, then she wants to kill his sister, then finds our Osha is alive so she thinks now the Jedi are good and wants to turn herself in, then she re-unites with Osha, then she goes back to Jedi are bad I want to kill them so she kicks Osha unconscious and swap places). There is no tension whatsoever, they set a plot line just to reverse it literally seconds after. You want morally ambiguous characters, mistery and murder? Look at Andor . You want anti-heroes turned into heroes? Look at Rogue One. But this show in my opinion is bad fan fiction with blockbuster budget

I just realized that Discount Ezra Miller's character "the Stranger" is supposed to be Aladdin with the whole "i can show you the world" bit. 🤣

@robertagren9360

4 күн бұрын

Aladdin was betrayed by the Genie when Aladdin asked the Genie to kill Genie's master.

@PorchBass

4 күн бұрын

Good spot. It feels like that

Just watched it was obvious Osha and Mae are basically going to switch sides now. At least until they get together and form their own side another coven.

@KellyB.-wi9nf

4 күн бұрын

When lesbian space witches aren't enough, you foresee incestuous lesbian space witches?

Gotta admit, I wouldn't have expected a lesbian to be so obsessed with shirtless dudes

@don.keebles

4 күн бұрын

That's just a little treat for the gay boys. So long gay boys!

@jimjam51075

4 күн бұрын

She asked another woman what straight women like to see on TV. It's like telling an AI people like popcorn and so the AI decides to design a popcorn bag.

@grproteus

4 күн бұрын

it does expose her repressed cis-gender-normative subconscious, quite a bit

@robguitarwizard

4 күн бұрын

THAT'S for the lady boys!

Filler episode. Nothing happened, thankfully Sol recognized Mae masquerading as Osha. Literally advancement in the story. Gotta wait a week for the reveal from Sol about what happened. Oh, Headlands wife's horrible "acting" & obvious overpowered, because nepotism reasons. Sigh. See ya in a week. Im syarting to think trying to look for positive things in this show is like pulling teeth from a charging rhino with your bare hands.

Acolyte is like a car crash. I want to look away, I hate to see it, but I can’t look away.

@traderstudios6473

4 күн бұрын

Fr though

@rangerscorpz573

4 күн бұрын

Couldn't agree more

@DocMicrowave

4 күн бұрын

Car crash in slow motion..

@TheRealMafoo

4 күн бұрын

The recap is far better then the show, so at least it gave us that :)

@seanperrydj

4 күн бұрын

It’s a car crash that is burning toxic fumes , it’s seeped into my brain and gives me headaches for days after I watched it !

"Unknown planet" .. so the writers don't even know what the planet is called? Why even put that caption in?

@stop736

4 күн бұрын

I laughed when I saw that too! I just figured one of the editors just blew off entering in a name for the planet or something. Given the way this show was put together the way it has, it’s a possibility…😂

@humbertocastellanos6417

4 күн бұрын

😂

Enemies to lovers really has a lot to answer for.

we need an episode where Bazil becomes a jedi 😂

@Chopper650

4 күн бұрын

more likely bazil will hook up with jar jar binks and butt feed each other

@jb_benedict

4 күн бұрын

im genuinely surprised they have not given us a stupid Jawa Jedi yet 😂​@@Chopper650

@The_Reality_Filter

4 күн бұрын

Jedi/j'DEI

Nothing happened

@NextGenAZ

4 күн бұрын

It's like they purposefully used the entire episode to explain all the shit we complained about last episode. They knew we would lol.

@Rickydiculus

4 күн бұрын

Headland is trying to tell a roshomon style story, Which is of course, Akira Kurosawa, who inspired Lucas. Only problem, wait not I my problem but a big fuckin problem) that type of story telling doesn't work episodically because it just leaves too much confusion to the outside observer when it should have the opposite affect when done by a master story teller like AK.

When I watched the episode and she lights the saber and puts it up against the dude's neck, the thought in my head was, "Did Disney literally just go ahead and just use the plastic LED blade instead of an SFX blade? Really? Are we there now?"

@Metallic-Sun

4 күн бұрын

The pic here looks like she's holding a red fluorescent bulb up to his neck.

@xancypillosi9497

4 күн бұрын

Terrible. Legit. Lightsabers look wack themselves. The hilt

@WhiteDragon689

4 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. They must be using Disney park merch on the show. Where did all the $$$ go? Its gotta be a laundering operation...

"You saved us, Osha!"...She literally did nothing but get her friend killed.

@don.keebles

4 күн бұрын

Also, who's us? All the other Jedi were slaughtered. Makes zero sense.

I can’t believe leslye gave the light whip to her wife. Peak nepotism

@darthbiscuit

4 күн бұрын

That way they can bring their home life to work

@IstariAzul777

4 күн бұрын

@@darthbiscuit I agree. I’m sure it’s a form of activism

@The_Implications

4 күн бұрын

Well yeah. Powerful master with cool one of a kind whip saber = toy sale go up for your wife and her likeness commissions 🎉

@soaringeagle5418

4 күн бұрын

I'm sure they were trying to monetize the light whip as merch the same way they tried to monetize Reva's lightsaber.

@HishUnderscore

4 күн бұрын

​@@The_Implications yea I've thought from the beginning that it seemed weird, almost like double dipping. Oh im the head lead writer on a 180 million star wars show, better cast my wife and make her ultra special role so we can just rake in the money. I feel like there's conflict of interest or something along those lines.

The shills hoping and praying everyone waits to the end to pass judgement. I don’t know what miracle they’re going to pull in episode 8 when they’re already at 6.

@mercuryshadow09

3 күн бұрын

If you made it to episode 2 and didn't realize this was shxt, you'll consume anything.

Pronoun Beaver…!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for watching this garbage so we don't have to. RIP Star Wars. 😒

@johntrench

4 күн бұрын

The unfortunate thing about this program, is that even though “Star Wars” is dead, Disney will not stop desecrating its corpse.

@LousyNine

4 күн бұрын

@@johntrench It's gonna be a slow, ugly, and painful death. They even zap it back with installments like Ahsoka and Rogue One, but then immediately put it back in the torture chamber with shows like this, if you can even call this a show.

@johntrench

4 күн бұрын

@@LousyNine No, legitimate “Star Wars” in keeping with the original George Lucas vision, the one that made the “Star Wars” franchise into the huge cinematic and financial success that it became, is unfortunately completely dead. The best Disney is able to come up with is “Disney Star Wars”, or perhaps more accurately “Disney Snore Woke”. With very rare exceptions, it’s nothing even remotely like “Star Wars”. It’s a stitch together monster, kind of a Frankenstein creation, that they miss appropriate the term “Star Wars” for, disrespecting it by attaching it to their so-called productions. This particular show is not “Star Wars”. It is Disney defiling the memory of Star Wars while desecrating its corpse. If she wasn’t three different types of currently “protected species“, lesbian plus feminist plus woman, Headland wouldn’t even have gotten her foot into the door, let alone this travesty onto the streaming service.

@LousyNine

4 күн бұрын

@@johntrench I dont know, I still got the Star wars feeling from shows like the Final season of clone wars, Mando, Andor, Tales of the Jedi and Empire, and Obi Wan. The only things that have bothered me so far are the sequel trilogy, but the shows are making me hate it a little less, boba fett felt a little too far from actual boba, but it was alright, and the Acolyte, which is just, absolutely not star wars.

@johntrench

4 күн бұрын

@@LousyNine “Rogue One”, “Andor”, and the first two seasons of “The Madalorian” were good and, while not perfect, were reminiscent of the George Lucas “Star Wars”. I wasn’t that enamored of “Clone Wars”, but that’s just personal taste talking, my sons appreciated it more than I did. The anti-sequel trilogy with the “Mary Sue” main character, “Obi Wan”, “Boba Fett”, and “Ahsoka” left me cold, with too little connection to the George Lucas “Star Wars” vision, and too much disrespect for its rich fictional universe, it’s equally rich internal history, and it’s internal physics and logic. “The Acolyte” goes beyond mere disrespect, and treats the franchise as well as Lucas and his vision with utter contempt. Both this 8 episode excretion and its creator, Leslye Headland, are obscenities, consciously and purposely defiling the franchise and “flipping off” the fans. It is far and away the worst offense it has ever committed against “Star Wars” and its fan base. While we may disagree on some of the shows, I think that we are in broad agreement on how offensive the treatment of the “Star Wars“ franchise as well as its fan base has been at the hands of Disney. And you’re absolutely right. “The Acolyte” is in no way, shape, or form a part of “Star Wars”.

So this is a reverse Rey and Luke on Ahch-to? With naked swimming? WTF!! I'm done.

I keep thinking we hit rock bottom, but they always find a way to make it worse.

This looks like twilight wars. This show, just when i think it cant get any dumber, it does. How can people think this show has any merit?

I hope the water wasn’t too cold for Smylo , he’d be called “Sith shrinkage” 😅

I’ll repeat it again. SW Disney is bad fan fiction with blockbuster budget

I feel like they are heading towards a huge jedi coverup. That would be in line with the shows desire to paint the jedi in a bad light, and would neatly tie into the situation in TPM where the jedi thought the sith were still extinct. It would also be extremely lame.

By the time Osha is at the beach and goes to the Sith's house and put on a helmet. The green Lady Jedi whoever the fuck moves from Coruscant to another planet, goes into the jungle finds the dead Jedi and kills a moth. Just to remind you guys, it took an entire episode for Sol and his guys to find the damn place WITH A TRACKER!

@AzraelStDumas1982

4 күн бұрын

Oh come on it's obvious!! The green boss girl jedi they/them used "the thread" to teleport thru the world between worlds to get there fast!.... *cringe* 😆

@Revonlieke

4 күн бұрын

@@AzraelStDumas1982 sounds legit.

@BunkerAnon

4 күн бұрын

It's the Batwoman level writing. Just teleport the characters where they need them.

@grproteus

4 күн бұрын

also, this is a 180M$ "show". Dune part 2 cost 190M$ to make. We are watching Disney launder millions by pretending to make awful content.

@MrBonified66

4 күн бұрын

on the other hand, they found their way back out without a tracker in two minutes.

So most of the episode was spent on Planet Boner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The scar Wzra Miller substitue has on his back comes 100% from this sabwr whip. And green Jedi was once his master and abused him.

Rian Johnson would be proud of the way they subverted expectations for the lightsaber whip by showing it all in the trailer! lol

“Excuse me I am all over the place” LOL

@Drunk3PO

4 күн бұрын

Hahahaha

@TwistedReality13

4 күн бұрын

"Why are you even watching this video" 😂😂😂

The 'only gay Jedi in the village' was sssooooo gay I nearly wet myself laughing 😂

There's a rumor that season 2 has been canceled, so it's safe to say there's a big cliffhanger at the end and that's where it ends. We won't find out anything else :D

My wife watched episode 6(her first time ever watching the series- she’s watched others with me) her first comment/ reaction at the 32min mark: ”If this is how the whole season has gone so far, this show sucks. They drag out every scene. Was this made by a man or woman?”

@Visqo1

4 күн бұрын

You are writing this same comment on every channel. She did not watch the show. You are probably not even married. Give it up man..

@Xnorre

4 күн бұрын

@@Visqo1even if he doesn’t his opinion is pretty much the majority opinion. The show is trash

@Rascofresco11

3 күн бұрын

@@Visqo1 Actually I've only copied and pasted it to Generation Tech But you gave me an idea... Maybe I should post it everywhere to see how many people watch the same stuff as me

10:07 LMAO I can’t take Darth Gimp seriously

@claywoolcock3034

4 күн бұрын

“The adventures of Darth Gimp and Pronoun Beaver” It’d get more views than this show…

They create a bunch of characters just to kill them😢

Lisleys partner will be the big badie that is in hiding in plain sight.

How Cartman would say:" MAKE IT MORE LAME!"

If you want to know what head trauma feels like-watch this episode. Wtf is going on???

I guess the 'Why' isn't important, right? Disney and Lucas Film are deliberately destroying our heroes, hopes and dreams. "His name was Robert Paulson".

@rickbase833

4 күн бұрын

Nice!

I'm still laughing over the title of this video. Well played Drunk3PO!

Green lady Master Nepo (Headlamp’s wife) was (I reckon) Smilo Ren’s master. The scar on his back is from her saber-whip. Totally she will be the secret Sith.

Family friendly show

Thank you Jay for your Acolyte videos. It’s the best thing about this show. “50 shades of Harvey” should be this episodes title it seems. Lol

Saberstaff reveal: epic reveal before duel Curved saber reveal: elegant reveal before duel Krosgaard saber reveal: startling reveal before execution and mass purge Lightwhip reveal: random reveal to kill a bug

Save your brain and don’t watch.

Get 'em Jay

The final synopsis was gold. You nailed it.

Qimir is just looking for a concubine, the rule 2 for him, and his old , like vampire old...

The Force Is Strong With DRUNK3PO!! 😎

Undressing scenes in 40 plus years of Star Wars from 1977 to early 2024 … ZERO and we are all better for it lol

@alexmartin3143

4 күн бұрын

Didn’t Kylo have one? You mean any kind of nudity? That part is true…

@daicebergj

4 күн бұрын

Kylo Ren was half naked when speaking to Rey via the force connection. Also this was as awkward as slave Leia chained up in a very revealing bikini. At least they only showed his upper half in this episode, but let’s not pretend Star Wars has been so innocent for 40+ years.

@jaymea8907

4 күн бұрын

@@daicebergjwow you really are defending this shit? Wow just wow

@The_Reality_Filter

4 күн бұрын

@@daicebergj topless is very different from naked though right? Men don't walk around on the beach naked in front of children do they(unless it's a nudist beach) because that's perverted.

@daicebergj

2 күн бұрын

@@jaymea8907 you need to reread my comment. I’m not defending this show, just pointing out that this franchise has always been questionable. Lol. You are so quick to attack no wonder Star Wars fans are the most toxic fandom

That whip lightsaber disrespected the entire fan base

Thank you 🙏 there is no way I'm watching Disney crap all over Star Wars time and time again , you are a Legend ❤

Well now they also have 50 shades of saber on that show now right lol

Dammit… I missed another episode. That’s 2 now. Guess that I’ll never catch up. Oh well, guess I’ll just live without this show.

I guarantee that Smylo will be clapping some OSHA certified cheeks by end of season. Exactly what Star Wars needed 🙄

I’m so glad I didn’t waste any time watching this stuff. That is 6 hours I could never get back. Appreciate ur thoughts always, Jay! Blessings to u!