“What’s mono?” Jack: “The opposite of stereo” *Jack, please*

@lcephoenix

6 жыл бұрын

You don't by any chance have a timestamp to that, do you?

@AssassinBK

6 жыл бұрын

@2:03:48

@lcephoenix

6 жыл бұрын

Caleb, thanks a lot!

Engineers: *Still have failures in designs* Jack: Hold my beer *Builds straw to beer with no flaws*

@Warfrae

6 жыл бұрын

Zak Keith in jacks defense. He worked st Disney lol

"What was your favorite Off Topic episode, timmy?" "I liked the one where Gavin tried to drink beer through a straw for a LOOOOOOONG time!"

@Loveofmisery

5 жыл бұрын

Necrobadger solid reference.

@SoonerView

5 жыл бұрын

I c w8 u did there.

the entire straw fiasco started just because Micheal wanted a long straw to drink out of wow what a company

@TusksTheAxew

6 жыл бұрын

Only in AH will you be able to casually toss rubber cocks about the office, touch/look at another co-worker's nob, fart on a co-worker, insult your boss or get into arguments about extremely minor things like straws without getting fired to next century. They basically encourage dumb stuff purely for the 'lulz'. Never change fellas, never change.

@bethfoster803

6 жыл бұрын

GrimlockThe18 it's fuckin insane isn't

@GabePuratekuta

6 жыл бұрын

They should've found a huge crazy straw for Gavin, though

Gavin: "You really think people will sit through that?" Michael: "No!" Me: "Guys, we watched a 2 hour Uno Movie. We'll watch it..."

@lennoncyrus8890

3 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: you can watch series on flixzone. Been using it for watching lots of of movies these days.

@alejandrogianni8362

3 жыл бұрын

@Lennon Cyrus Yup, I have been watching on Flixzone} for since november myself =)

Wow, I can actually see some beard hairs on Michael in the wide

@Ryogathelost

6 жыл бұрын

This podcast brought to you by Harry's Razors...

Laughing everytime Michael tries to drink out of his glass before the straws came into play.

If they don't make an "Achievement Hunter labo" with straws and tape I'm going to be very disappointed.

Ha oh my god chad and that darn straw bridge, Do the minecraft with text to speech BUT don't tell Geoff!!! He'll be the only one talking during the whole thing while everyone else will be talking. I wonder if you broke the world record for the longest beer suck XD

gimme that text to speech 2 gimme iiiiiiitttttt

Me, a theatrical carpenter, seeing them use gaff tape for the straw: "BUT GAFF IS SO EXPENSIVE!" Me, an AH fan, seeing them doing something ridiculous with gaff: "I love it!"

I listened to the audio version and had to come back the next day so I could see what this contraption looked like. It did not disappoint.

Let’s get real... the silly straw is a hufflepuff invention

Off Topic Straws, Black/Green. Make it Happen.

Thanks for the 3 seconds of silence Gav...

@phonyk568

6 жыл бұрын

Who, are, you

@generictimestamperstupendi9021

6 жыл бұрын

? What 3 seconds? I miss something

Top 3 Off Topics: 1) Texas Waffle Maker 2) This one 3) Any one with Geoff ever

@Bigredphoenix65

6 жыл бұрын

Jchahda22 what about number 65? Let's die

@jchahda2270

6 жыл бұрын

Alasdair Pearce number 4

@burritochurrito1993

6 жыл бұрын

Or drunk Michael.

@grimlockthe1823

6 жыл бұрын

Jchahda22 the Texas waffle maker episode was so funny

@generictimestamperstupendi9021

6 жыл бұрын

Drunk michael at RTX and lets die/now the sabbatical are legendary

Half these comments are about Michael getting fat. What. Dudes not fat. At all. He works out regularly, and is a normal weight.

@FrancisSims

6 жыл бұрын

theollierose not sure how you know he is *CURRENTLY* working out regularly, but just by looking at him you can tell he's overweight. Americans are so blinded by their culture, they don't even know what a healthy person looks like anymore...

@AlexP-fe2oy

6 жыл бұрын

Francis Sims instagram

@jezebellcosma5789

6 жыл бұрын

Francis Sims Must everything always be about where somebody is from? Are you really that desperate to get the sting in?

@WruceBayne

6 жыл бұрын

Francis Sims Ironic, because if you had any inclination about fitness, you would realise, _when you're trying to build muscle, you have to bulk._ Where do you think muscle comes from? Do you think the only step in gaining muscle is lifting weights? Jesus Christ.

When you fall asleep 10 minutes in and wake up with them play with straws... WTF happened when I was out

they should combine the straw megastructures and the huge glass with the text to speech of minecraft to make an even more elaborate drunk gameplay

I never thought two and a half hours of my life could have been spent so well.

Michael looks like Ed Sheeran's secret brother

@joespeed1952

6 жыл бұрын

lol. this should be pinned.

@Neopolitannn

6 жыл бұрын

Cars along the hill

@georgetteg1507

6 жыл бұрын

Micheal or Chad?

@Broekje

6 жыл бұрын

Chad looks like a member of a punkrockband from the early 2000s

@quasardoesstuff2574

6 жыл бұрын

He looks like skydoesminecraft, Adam, net nobody

MICHAELS A TOCHIN HIS SPAGET

Text-to-speech only would be an amazing let's play!

Michael's isn't getting fat, he's getting swole

@enemystand2981

6 жыл бұрын

He's accumulating mass

@glados2870

6 жыл бұрын

Hopefully he doesnt become fat for his own good

@NoOneLikesMyUsernam1

6 жыл бұрын

Well he's kinda fat now but he'll cut soon.

@zipt.a.g5174

6 жыл бұрын

Swollen

@RagDollSam

6 жыл бұрын

He's getting that dad bod

AH and RT as a whole are such an awesome group of people. Thank you for being some of the most genuine people on the Internet

Started watching right as it was uploaded, finishing it after a break. One of the best episodes.

Oh shit it's Internet's Chad, hero of Extra Life 2017

Gavin, yes gravity affects a straw. The ~10m limit on (vertical) straw length is due to gravity as it's the point at which the force exerted on the water by gravity equals the force exerted on the atmosphere by gravity. It's the atmosphere that pushes water up the straw when you create a partial vacuum with your mouth. If you use a straw under water then the limit increases. Conversely if you use a straw on top of a mountain the limit is lower. On the moon a straw wouldn't work at all because there's no atmosphere. Horizontally there's no hard limit, though energy would still be lost to friction.

@antizen94

6 жыл бұрын

shaaa *The more you know*

@GavinTheImpulsive

6 жыл бұрын

Antione Reyes DaDaDaDA! /NBC theme

@Ynno2

6 жыл бұрын

Mrtheunnameable, the "suck" does nothing without the atmosphere. It's the imbalance in pressure between inside the straw and outside the straw that causes the liquid to rise. If there were no atmosphere (i.e. you were in a vacuum) you could suck as hard as you want, nothing would come out of the straw.

What a monstrawsity!

@Rookerchu

6 жыл бұрын

that pun sucks, but I love it

@burritochurrito1993

6 жыл бұрын

You must be a pun guy...ha!

@Yourbeautiful666

6 жыл бұрын

Styl!sh Proud of you.

@Johden

6 жыл бұрын

Styl!sh *Insert joke about Barb*

Yes to anything Text to speech!

"Power blower" -cast silently dies of laughter

I'd totally watch that minecraft episode as long as they have facecams

Micheal knows what’s up! Wawa is the best!

@debraayala9764

6 жыл бұрын

The Nerdy News yeah it is!

@ErkalEtruria

6 жыл бұрын

Colin M I am from NJ and I never heard of Bucee's. I do know Wawa is amazing though.

I like how Ryan brings in all of these new ideas for the Achievo.

Haha I love the shots when they bring Ryan on of him just staring at the straws thinking with his hand on his chin.

@Konoshy

6 жыл бұрын

Thinking Ryan is a dangerous Ryan.

I listen to this during graveyard shift at work and finally getting a chance to sit down and unlock my phone and see the straws was a fucking magical experience

That Wawa shirt 👌👌👌

@billydunn211

6 жыл бұрын

Only Jersey people understand lol

@TeTiger3

6 жыл бұрын

They have them in Maryland also. Wawa has the best food.

@samarbrander981

6 жыл бұрын

i went to one of those when i visited some friends in trenton last year it man i wish we had them out west.

@TonyTheTiger1516

6 жыл бұрын

Billy Dunn Also PA people, after all we were the first to have wawa

@mattellis2059

6 жыл бұрын

Billy Dunn how about PA. We had the very first

am i the only one still getting excited about seeing Chad and Ryan in a video together?

Wawa. "Is that a real company?" - I literally have one like five minutes away from me. They have some of the best food you can get at a gas station.

@brimstonec4298

6 жыл бұрын

Wawa breakfast sizzlies are the fucking best

@XepherTim

6 жыл бұрын

Sheetz is absolutely better than Wawa. Wawa is alright in a pinch though.

Mvmt watches got some really good value on this video!! :p

@aricknitzsche3732

6 жыл бұрын

UggaBugga1 bought one an it was terrible, broke in two days

i mean on the spot goes off the hinges sometimes but... off topic is like... there never were any hinges at all

@GavinTheImpulsive

6 жыл бұрын

Erdnussbuttertoast That's kinda what the name "OFF TOPIC" comes from.

I would totally watch that episode of Minecraft. PLEASE

@gavinharris1437

6 жыл бұрын

theollierose it came out already

@theollierose

6 жыл бұрын

Gavin Harris no the the one he had the idea to do. Where it’s only text to speech

This is probably my new favorite Off Topic

Well this was entertaining seeing them build that whole straw mess, perfect episode for jack to be on

These podcasts are always a blast!

"this is fucking stupid!" - Michael Jones........ uhhh that's called Achievement Hunter... and why we love you guys.

Jack and Chad look like a father and son working on those straws xD

I just love when this show lives up to its name

okay but who's that broadcast member drinking out of the straw 👀👀

I was gagging along with Gavin, I have total empathy.

queue next week's show when everyone sends them big ass straws

This off topic was great!!! Chad is so awesome, I now understand AH’s obsession with him lol

I like how Jack and Chad hate Nintendo Labo but lets play with straws!!!!!!!

@blazesaber1383

6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Escober I know right. people just like to hate Nintendo. I think it looks kind of cool. but it depends on the price I know there selling the card bored but if the game it's self is on the pricey side then I'm not going to bother. It's like the 1 2 switch game I thought it was a cool little game but when I found out it was like $50 I never bothered.

@evancrissman2178

6 жыл бұрын

The straws didn't cost $70.00

@Yal_Rathol

6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Escober here's the difference. i can go to the liquor store near my house and get 5 pounds of cardboard for free. why would i buy nintendo's $70 cardboard?

@raindrops6435

6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Escober I think their point is that you could make it yourself (and not for $70), so playing with the straws actually kind of helped their point.

@dangerousreaper

6 жыл бұрын

I won’t be getting it cuz it’s not for me, but to play Devil’s Advocate, the main reason for the 70 dollar price tag isn’t the cardboard, but the fact that the cardboard also comes with a game. They even have instructions on how to do all of the peripherals online if you already have the game and cardboard

man I love Chad. He's a lot more interactive than some of the other guests that show on the podcast

My favourite episode yet.

I like how Gavin asks Michael to basically putting a homemade catheter into his stomach and pump beer into it, very serious as well and Michael is just like nah and moves on like it's something that may happen

Its funny watching Michael get the first straw having seen the screenshots of whats to come!

This is officially my favorite episode ever.

1:50:25 Best rant in awhile, love it Michael

9 pint boot. Bringing the world together, 1 blacked out sip at a time

You know Micheal is definitely from New Jersey when he's rockin' a Wawa T-Shirt. Respect.

The intro should of been *WELCOME TO OFF TOPIC WHERE WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH LIFE SUCKS WHILE WE GET DRUNK*

I usually only listen to the podcast to and from work. I had to check it out on youtube after listening just to watch them constructing the straw contraption :P

The description killed me , very goo!

yo does anybody know where chads hoodie is from? I've seen Jeremy wear one but idk where they're from

We need a weekly arts and crafts podcast

Awwww Michael looks like such a dad its adorable. I love him and Lindsay as parents

FUCK YEAH! Michael knows what's up with the East coast, wearing that Wawa shirt.

always listen to off topic. first ive actually watched in almost 100 episodes. thank the creator i chose this one of any

Possibly the best episode ever!

Michael needs a crazy ass bendy straw

This is the best thing Achievement Hunter has ever done.

HOLY SHIT MY WALLET HURTS WATCHING YOU USE GAFFER TAPE ON STRAWS.....but I love it

I love it when Michael and Lindsey talk about their relationship XD mostly because I can relate.

Why the Geoff isn't this the promised takiyaki podcast?

@setsuMei-chan

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Thompson Right?! Right?!

@FallingSport

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Thompson probably hasn’t arrived yet

@natshenkin

6 жыл бұрын

IAMFALLING 147 They've already showed them unboxing it guy....

@blakeschultz7598

6 жыл бұрын

IAMFALLING 147 didn’t they show them unboxing it at the end of the crane game video

@FallingSport

6 жыл бұрын

I mean when they recorded this, if not then Geoff probably wasn't here

Best episode of Off Topic. Ever. That's it. Done.

I laughed at Jack's "So he's a senior" joke

I would watch every minute of it

For all the conversation and discussion, my favourite part was after Gavin asked "How the hell am I gonna do that!" for spelling out FELIX CRAIG along with MVMT- and Chad just said "I got you covered- here's the I!" While handing him a random straw.

This is such a great podcast.

Like this new episode of Master and Apprentice. Good job Adam and Marcus

Anyone else looking forward for the content with chilledchaos?

Lindsay in the Felix Gray ad read was amazing!

when the podcast 'off topic' becomes a let's build throwback haha

Best use of my Sunday EVER

LOL he said let's stop. I love that.

😂 The ENTIRE time I was wishing Jeremy would show up and start making stuff with the straws because he’s the art guy lol

Michael’s WaWa shirt 😂😂😂 that’s my Jersey boi

An hour into this video when they finally get everybody to drink through their own straw I say out loud to myself, "This is fucking stupid."

Can anybody tell me what the anime is that they were talking about?

the building of the straws are like those physics games were you build bridges and stuff

The straws were pretty much done at 1:00:00 in and then they just never left for the entire podcast. Amazing

Michael's shirt got "crying at the wawa" stuck in my head again

i love the straw structure build in this episode it was oddly satisfiing and kept me more entertainied than, them just sitting around disscussing their indusrty. I watch these for the visual not the audio. how could you just listen to these podcasts anyway

I live in Pennsylvania and love Wawa! So weird that the others haven't heard of it!

I wonder if they know that KZread is throwing their fucking commercials in the middle of Michael's host read ad for Felix Gray

Drunk Michael is the best Michael

That Arby and the Chief callout by Chad... Memories

Dang, no Ryan. Still thinking about Chad & Ryan. ;P I'll stop. :(

@nnmartin94

6 жыл бұрын

..wait for it....

I wonder what the Jones household is like. Who's the bigger baby, Iris or Michael?

@normalcookie

6 жыл бұрын

22ndGuN Lindsay is