The Table Gets Destroyed - Off Topic
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The AH Crew sit down to talk about the Off Topic table destruction, Sea of Thieves, professional wrestlers, and more on this week's Off Topic!
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This episode originally aired January 26, 2018 and is sponsored by MeUndies (bit.ly/2EfibM0) and Dollar Shave Club (bit.ly/2EfjpqA)
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respect to the guy in he grey shirt who asked michael if he needs a jacket then ran to get them glasses to protect their eyes. true man.
Jack with an axe = lumberJack Jack with a sledgehammer = Jackhammer Jack with a jackhammer = Barbara dies from puns
@Adz2
6 жыл бұрын
Jack in a Plane = High-Jack Jack on the toilet = Jack Shit
@Frank_Ditch
6 жыл бұрын
Jack beating off - Jack off
1:39:09 on left very left that hug was adorable I love Jeremy and Jon
@mintycitrus61
6 жыл бұрын
Isha Lal I like to imagine they do that every time they run into each other
i love drunk jeremy getting passionate about wrestling and his sledgehammer job
Can we take a second to appreciate how happy that sledgehammer was making Jeremy at the end? It’s adorable
There’s something extremely satisfying about Jeremy talking about wrestling And I don’t even like wrestling
@Revy_1995
6 жыл бұрын
he's so happy
@ChrisMorray
6 жыл бұрын
He's passionate about it, and he can appreciate the performance that those strong men put it.
@PrimeGlaz
6 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@rageinryan185
6 жыл бұрын
It’s a work.
@plebastian2300
6 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way, and i love wrestling.
Hearing Jeremy being so passionate and sharing his knowledge and all about Wrestling is awesome
@austriker1016
6 жыл бұрын
this was one podcast i wish i was apart of, i would love to talk to him about wrestling
@SmarkusAurelius
6 жыл бұрын
As a huge fan of wrestling myself, it makes me happy
@maxxpanther
6 жыл бұрын
I don't even like wrestling and I was interested
@DynastyGuy
6 жыл бұрын
I wish I had been there as part of the conversation too. Huge wrestling fan, and I actually do video for a local wrestling promotion that's run by one of the former Headshrinkers, Samu Anoa'i.
"It looks nice... In a dead body kind of way." -Michael Jones, 2018
Jeremy and the sledge hammer was like watching two best friends who are reunited after 20 years
Jeremy: **wears two pairs of goggles simply because they’re purple n orange**
The boys: *just casually trying to look pretty and pose with tools on their shoulders as griffin is a total badass*
the next episode of Off Topic: the entirety of Rooster Teeth end up snorting the mahogany sawdust because it “smells so good”
@caen9873
6 жыл бұрын
secret bts video of marcus infusing the table with heroin
@captainbeachboy3413
6 жыл бұрын
Blurry Birb honestly i’d watch it
I feel like placing the table back together, setting it in clear resin, stapling along the breaks with big chunks of metal in a steampunk way and finally using a brass weld-marked gear/cog in the middle with the AH logo on it would look pretty cool
@Lone_Rocket
6 жыл бұрын
It would be pretty cool. Kind of splintery, but cool.
@sean5hmendes88
2 жыл бұрын
You called it
Someone needs to Clip Jeremy saying "What the fuck do you want!" to John and then show them having that lovely hug together.
1:40:30 shoutout to the fucking broadcast crew for taking care of the ah guys and facillitating their requests, even when they don't specifically ask for it.
1:39:20 that Jeremy Jon hug
1:39:13 Jon and Jeremy share a nice hug
Now it's garbo table.
@LittleCheebs
6 жыл бұрын
omg thank you I hope Marcus turns it into Garbo Table
@rodo1252
6 жыл бұрын
You have no monocle, monocledOctopus.
Fun fact learned from Gavin, the chisel moves so fast that the shutter speed of the camera matches up with it nearly perfectly, making it look like it's just standing still because it's in the same position every time the shutter opens.
My fav part is when john comes and just gives Jeremy the biggest hug
They could have saved a lot of time by just having Jeremy axe kick it
@trickcyber
6 жыл бұрын
not as fun
@MegaAnimazing
5 жыл бұрын
@@trickcyber Not to mention that the table is stronger and with metal, so he'd likely hurt his leg.
@joshlee7449
5 жыл бұрын
@@MegaAnimazing r/woosh
@Jimbo386000
4 жыл бұрын
“How did you not know that was gonna happen!?”
@christophertidwell2422
3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaAnimazing Jeremy's leg is made of steel and 4loco what are you talking about
I hope Marcus is thinking of filling in all those gashes with a resin layer and a shiny new logo in the centre. Thats the vibe I got from how Griffin was working on it.
When Jeremy said "is that what this is" and Ryan replied "Mahogany" I instantly thought of Effie Trinket from the hunger games saying "That is mahogany" while looking didgusted at the tabel.
For some reason, seeing Lil' J with that sledge on his shoulder just feel so right ...
Jeremy talking about wrestling makes me feel so happy because he gets so excited about it that it's intoxicating.
Something tells me Jeremy will be receiving a sledge hammer within the coming AHWU's or unboxing's
@_meatsoup
6 жыл бұрын
Flinchless Sledgey Doo is confirmed for the next challenge in the Flinchless series.
@Darknight0781
6 жыл бұрын
On it.
So Marcus is definitely putting it back together with clear epoxy and a better logo
@MattMGK
6 жыл бұрын
Im guessing achievement hunter green epoxy
@dougadams6861
6 жыл бұрын
luisfortunaGQ I thought he might do a glass top on it
I think what I've taken away from watching Achievement Hunter is that when you get older your gonna have a 100% chance of shitting your pants
@dwcramer92
6 жыл бұрын
Langston Seneca i think there is something wrong with their bodies, I'm 25 and have never shit myself as an adult, ive never had burning shits, and ive never gone from fine to desperately needing to shit when i wasn't sick, and I'm not the healthiest person ever, there is either something wrong with their bodies or something in the water in Austin.
@kevins5600
6 жыл бұрын
could just be all the greasy unhealthy food they eat in austin.
I hope next week it's the same table just held together with Duct tape
@Ar7ific1al
6 жыл бұрын
Like the table they broke on the RT Podcast. lol It stayed there for weeks before they got rid of it.
2:03:49 Don't know why but I love this second of Michael gulping down his beer, covering his jug from flying chunks of wood, with his brows scrunched up in the middle. A lot of story from this shot. Love it.
Props to whichever broadcast guy was back there handing out glasses. Gotta have your PPE.
@maggot-swarm8950
6 жыл бұрын
Sergio Melendez PPE is very important
Jeremy should've axe kicked the table like he did to Gavin's desk
@Reomavablechimp
6 жыл бұрын
xCARBONxGameRx they could've cut the middle of it with the chainsaw to weaken it then he goes for the kick
@kylum902
6 жыл бұрын
It would of taken a quite bit of cutting to get it where he could cut through. Remember Gavin's desk had Cardboard supporting it in the middle, and was already weakened.
the real winners here are the audio listeners
@idiotlasagna6154
6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Caldeira last part was just brrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrr “ohhhhhh” then more brrrrrrr.
@Lone_Rocket
6 жыл бұрын
Who are these mythical audio listeners and why can't they see?
Jeremy talking about wrestling is one of my favorite things I’ve seen on this show
When Griffin came out and started cutting the table I forgot see was a professional chainsaw carver and I was wondering why she just jiggling the chainsaw on the table.
My guess is he's going to put it back together and then fill the center and all the gouges with transparent green resin. The logo will be suspended or etched into the resin in the center. At least I hope that's what he's going to do, because I think that would look badass!
2:00:30 Geoff walking in the background like its a normal day 😂😂
@sergiogonzalez8080
6 жыл бұрын
LMAO I just saw him! Poor Geoff, I'm sure he wanted to be there but it could've gotten a bit awkward
@maverickmak
6 жыл бұрын
Geoff and Griffon are still on pretty good terms. There's nothing stopping him from being there if he wanted to be there. Maybe he had actual work to do.
@sergiogonzalez8080
6 жыл бұрын
maverickmak91 I hope so!
1:37:00 is when they start destroying the table
@MrDaspurs
6 жыл бұрын
HazZarD thank you 👌👌
51:46 hell of a Geoff impression. Cracked freakishly right XD
Yeah you can tell Marcus plans on putting the table back together with resin
Felt good as a wrestling fan to hear Jeremy talk about wrestling for a while. Yeah, it sounds dumb when you think outside of wrestling, but hey, that's what gimmicks are for.
@cosmonauthal7651
6 жыл бұрын
AyyFuji Do you watch Steve and Larson?
Geoff's next puzzle is putting it back together
That was great foresight from Marcus and art department to build a near indestructible table for the AH podcast. They would be the ones to need it.
Watching Griff carve is like watching Bob Ross paint. Love it. Awesome to see her on the podcast too!!!
Fun fact: a trained cadaver dog can sniff out bodies through several inches of concrete. Since we brought that up and all. Also, mahogany wood fires are literally the best smell ever and I hope y'all burnt at least some of that.
It makes me happy to see Jeremy so passionate. "I finally got to talk about wrestling!"
Jeremy and James willems need to have a wrestling podcast
Table destroying starts at 1:37:13.
it would be hilarious if markus just pieced it all back together and poured like 3 gallons of acrylic epoxy on it to make it into a table again
@to12
6 жыл бұрын
I think that is exactly what he is going to do.
1:49:50 Jeremy tempting fate 2:03:30 Trevor tempting fate
Marcus: *All around me are familiar faces*
Someone needs to draw Ryan and Jeremy standing casually with the weapons
Ngl Griffon’s a badass with that chainsaw...
“He fell off a bar stool” “Too death?” That’s such a Monty python line
They should put the table back together and fill the gashes with resin and use it again
They should absolutely place the leftover table parts in a mold and pour resin over it all to remake the table but preserve the tables destruction!
@nicklemberger3101
6 жыл бұрын
That would be badass
jeremy looks so at home with that sledgehammer
Whenever AH talks about WWE it always makes me really happy because i'm a long time fan of WWE. And this is why Jeremy is one of my top three favorite AH members ever.
I love watching Griffon work, she is SO badass.
Some how managed to watch the entire show with a two week old baby on my chest while laughing hard and not wake the baby... Love it. Rt videos are one of the few things he sleeps to
I love how you can hear Jeremy in the background talking about his old job
1:31:08 "My dad's, like, older than me..." It'd be concerning if he was *younger* than you Alfredo
I just love how Jeremy is such a fan of wrestling and how up to date he is with wrestling.
I could listen to Jeremy talk about wrestling forever. Like him and James from Cowchop and James from Funhaus need to discuss wrestling at some point
Shirtless Jeremy swinging a sledgehammer, welcome to my fantasies
All Sea of Thieves episodes have to be done with pirate voices and include shanties performed by Michael! Edit: That wrestling talk went on for a long time and I didn’t understand a single moment.
Griffin is several layers of badass
@maxmattt
6 жыл бұрын
Several hot tattoo covered layers.
"People die in there sleep though don't they" "Yeah but its still from something" "Usually its a pillow over their face" Lmao JACK PLEASE
ALL OF THE WEPONS IN ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER. In all seriousness, they should have mounted the table to the wall and used it as a weapon rack. Marcus might approve of that.
Somebody needs to care package in Jeremy a sledgehammer, dude was so happy
1:40:30 way to go team, having a jacket on standby for Mikey
This episode is all about wrestling and destroying a table what a way to spend my Sunday :D I also remember when I watched wrestlng with my dad, this brought back a lot of memories XD
1:37:07 is when they start taking the table out 💜
so happy to see Jeremy so into talking about wrestling. he looked very happy.
Sea of Thieves is some of the funniest AH content I've watched in a long time I hope they keep putting videos out
I don't see how it's possible to not hurt from laughing when Michael started his hulk hogan impersonation, if I would've seen that in person I would have had to leave the room from laughing way to hard xD
I could honestly watch griffon carve stuff all day. It's so interesting
I really loved the pro wrestling talk guys. Great episode of Off Topic!
A surprise appearance by Griffon is always welcome. What a badass.
I love how they talked about wrestling for like 30 minutes. Brings me back to the ECW days
Of course Ryan was good at using an axe was anybody even slightly doubting that
@Ramseas119
6 жыл бұрын
eh, his technique could have been a little better. that sliding thing Jeremy was mentioning with the sledgehammer is applicable to axes as well. and he could have used a little more leverage with his back arm to put a bit more force into it, rather than just letting gravity do all the work.
@jakeperson5247
6 жыл бұрын
i wasnt
@hunterx700
6 жыл бұрын
Ryans skillset is so weirdly specifically random that I honestly have no idea what to make of him
Autoplay wants me to rewatch Uno The Movie again after this. Why have you forsaken me KZread
@e.v4892
6 жыл бұрын
d o i t
best part of the episode is the hug between Lil' J and Jon
Can we talk about Ryan's biceps when he carried the table??? I'm sweating
@CButtonshaw
6 жыл бұрын
AND he said "you need a little foreplay" real hot earlier in the video too.
@ryanjennings3284
6 жыл бұрын
I heard he has a certain modeling picture too
@KingSolsticeWRX
6 жыл бұрын
He has his modeling pics on his ig
@ryanjennings3284
6 жыл бұрын
PMG Solstice one involving a gnomish feature
when they were talking about destroying the table, I was expected gasoline and fire
Love how this basically just spiralled into a wrestling podcast
Who needs a professional to destroy things, just hire AH to demolish buildings. Gavin will be in charge of dynamite.
RIP Table Off Topic 1-113
somehow I think the new table will be the remains of the table filled in with some green dyed resin/epoxy
I’ve said this before, but I would love to clean and organize their room. Not even because I’m a fan; just because it exists and I see it and hear about it, and I just want to clean it.
@Mjc7173
6 жыл бұрын
Kenzie 7h I wholeheartedly support this as I would also clean their room voluntarily
@nicklemberger3101
6 жыл бұрын
I would clean it, but I'm sure there's some stuff in there that would either make me vomit or bleed...
Jeremy was completely leading this podcast for such a large portion of it, and doing a good job of it. All the talk about wrestling made me rewatch the RT Doc Haus of Pain, which is a great video btw. If y'all aren't RT First members yet, you should, if only for the Docs, they're so good.
lol Jeremy with that sledgehammer. You can tell he feels so comfortable with it that he just doesn't want to let it go...
1:37:00 Where the destruction begins
@OnionThyme
6 жыл бұрын
you my friend, are a saint, thank you c:
@KingFredrickVI
6 жыл бұрын
The real mvp
@LotteBubbles1995
6 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Rodriguez you are magic
@FrancisSims
6 жыл бұрын
You kno da wae
Destroying the table at 1:39:00
Marcus is definitely going to cast the pieces in resin! Griffin wouldn't be going at it so precisely and planned....
@TwoBlade5
6 жыл бұрын
Griffin would divorce the Table
@MrKelenek
6 жыл бұрын
Not funny... But fuck i laugh so hard xD
@lizardman5976
6 жыл бұрын
She's a chainsaw artist. I don't think she's used to just going in like a madman to destroy stuff.
@CButtonshaw
6 жыл бұрын
Also you can JUST catch Marcus showing Grifin a blueprint sketch
@Ghostneedle1
6 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling she did sculpting with how precise she was
I don't think I've ever been MORE excited to see Griffon on the podcast! ^~^
1:49:39 you can't destroy a giant chunk of wood without Griffon Ramsay
@nervastudios2616
6 жыл бұрын
amarantine1323 if anyone can snap wood in half with constant roaring motion - its a griffon
@DX88
6 жыл бұрын
Is she still called Ramsey after the divorce?
Watching in Cairns - That was trippy when Jeremy suddenly said "Cairrrns" like he did.
Griffon Could be the main character of a game with her look, she's so badass
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