Complete walkthrough of the Z-machine text adventure "The Absolute Worst IF Game in History" (2008) by Dean Menezes.
Text solution:-
E, S, E, U, SW, E, S, NE, GET ALL
Note:-
On each turn, there's a small random chance of the game prematurely ending with “You have won/You have died” messages and a score of zero. If so, then restart. The game can only be considered truly completed if you have obtained the scarabæus and finished with a non-zero score. The final score is apparently randomly generated.