KZreadr, filmmaker, actor, author, AND musician. Onision is like a bizarro Renaissance Man that literally can't do anything right.

@llynxfyremusic

Жыл бұрын

He attempts everything but doesn't put in the work to be good at anything

@obzzidian94

Жыл бұрын

Bro does so little by trying to do so much 💀💀💀

@Nick_J_

Жыл бұрын

Retardissance man

@kaileebailee23

Жыл бұрын

It seems like cult leaders are often renaissance men but something went horribly horribly wrong.

@longdogman

Жыл бұрын

he's a bronze age man

It's minimalist genius the way he absolutely refuses to use more than one melodic idea in a song

@whatastandupguy3050

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@tobstobs950

Жыл бұрын

He's such a pioneer. So ahead of his time...

@himbokoopa

Жыл бұрын

steve reich is shaking in his boots

@WiloPolis03

Жыл бұрын

Panda Bear been real quiet since this dropped

@Theyseemederp1n

10 ай бұрын

​@@himbokoopaI Know I'm Never Good Enough looping like Mallet Quartet lmao

Onion made a grand total of ~$0.33 from this one stream and you made $1,500. Certified Brad W

@beautyandtheoffbeats

Жыл бұрын

Also Brad’s getting more money ,positive views and recognition than onion.

@rioroj

Жыл бұрын

@@beautyandtheoffbeats ah, thanks for the reminder

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

33 cents is still too much.

@Artemiszx

Жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname7244 honestly is there anything you can do with 33 cents?

@hikawagetsbitches

Жыл бұрын

@@Artemiszxlose it inside your couch maybe

Its impressive how onision manages to make 2 minute long songs that feel like watching paint dry for hours

@MariaMartin-ob7ro

Жыл бұрын

I disagree. Watching paint dry can be an excellent opportunity to practice mindfulness.

@sdani.

Жыл бұрын

for 3hours

@aporue5893

8 ай бұрын

''yeah...'' -spongebob drying paint with a hairdryer 🤣

It kinda bothers that a little kid could stumble onto the Onision banana songs thinking they're just silly fun and then accidentally go down the weirdest rabbit hole on Earth.

@beautyandtheoffbeats

Жыл бұрын

I remember when the drama first started surfacing and people would be asked on Yahoo answers, why do people hate Onison? People will put in the entire lore in the post.

@steezydan8543

Жыл бұрын

@@beautyandtheoffbeats I was one of the original Onion Son haters. Used to religiously watch The Amazing Atheist and he was my sworn enemy. Even then I could tell he was a cringe goblin.

@whatthehellisthis

Жыл бұрын

to this day i refuse to drink kombucha because of that meltdown video

@beautyandtheoffbeats

Жыл бұрын

@@whatthehellisthisNothing to write home about, it does taste like piss Sometimes he's not wrong about that.

@smproductions7141

Жыл бұрын

@@whatthehellisthis Yeah, I refuse to drink kombucha for the piss-related reasons, but I do see how that video would worry you too.

This album feels like sitting in an empty lobby for god knows how long, waiting to go home, with the occasional cinder block being thrown at your nutsack.

@ajpoopfucker

Жыл бұрын

Really Kafkaesque, you can tell Onision is a true intellectual by perfectly conveying the confusion and absurdity in Kafka's writing, while also indulging in direct political critique the heights of which only very limited people in the history of man have reached

@mehlessmidori602

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I uh... I can relate to that.

@stahlwerk812

Жыл бұрын

@@ajpoopfucker I am a banana

@p.n.k.-rokuza400

Жыл бұрын

Exquisite description, couldn't've described the feeling better if I tried.

@catsinwonderland7473

Жыл бұрын

the way this comment made me squeak out laughing at 2:00 AM in the morning........

I'm so ashamed to be one of the people that watched this from start to finish.

@Jesus-wi1tt

Жыл бұрын

I don't really want to but I have too

@carlosotavi0

Жыл бұрын

Same...

@MarillSweatshirt

Жыл бұрын

But Brad had to contribute plays to Onision's streams.....😢

@bree9272

Жыл бұрын

I clocked out after two and a half hours. Even Brad's B Dizzle freestyle raps ultimately couldn't save the mind numbing synths.

@satansmanager

Жыл бұрын

Same here... I regret it

Onision's brain should be donated to science, while he's still alive

@Andrew-qx8lh

9 ай бұрын

I think that already happened

@MrJackets

8 ай бұрын

He's not using it anyway, no loss

@Chilledgirlblog

Ай бұрын

Is that an rlm reference? 😂

@deftrascal1626

Ай бұрын

@@Chilledgirlblog ur the only person ever 2 identify it

pretty sure that song about "a girl named bill" is 1000% about billie, a survivor of onision's abuse. genuinely don't think shes had anything to do with him in 5+ years but hes still obsessing over her jfc

@rainyglow

Жыл бұрын

isn't that also the situation hes referring to in the song about polyamory before it?

@joetazuna9303

Жыл бұрын

@rainy6656 Sorta, she never had his kid so its close but not quite.

@kateeigs6457

Жыл бұрын

@@joetazuna9303 they were in a love triangle, that’s what polyamory is.

@mielleflower

Жыл бұрын

@@rainyglow YEAH i'm pretty sure. i'm also sure that onion made a video of his spouse choosing her over him and its staged like a cuckold video. idk i refuse to watch that whole fetish show

@aporue5893

8 ай бұрын

CRINGE 🙄

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE STATE PENITENTIARY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

@SanguineThor

Жыл бұрын

Uh oh banana time 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

@jakeisthedoctor2308

Жыл бұрын

WE MAKING IT TO SATANS RAP DUNGEON WITH THIS ONE💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Take Me for a Drive Techno Girl" goes so hard as a title for a song, unfortunately it was taken by this nightmare.

@theKabbage

Жыл бұрын

We must reclaim it

@himbokoopa

Жыл бұрын

it sounds like the title for a fucking c0ncernn/leroy song LMAO

@monikorasort

8 ай бұрын

Right? Someone get a better artist to make a song worthy of such a title! Shouldn’t be hard to find one-my 3 year old nephew could probably do better by just drooling on a phone opened to GarageBand

@mytylest8283

Ай бұрын

It can be reclaimed. like a slur

You know the albums awful when the video is basically just a VOD

@zacharywoloszynski4258

Жыл бұрын

It literally is

@kiwimaddog2020

10 ай бұрын

angelic 2 the core vibes

This album has "will chug four loko while they stalk your 14yo neighbour then get arrested for fucking the mac and cheese boxes in walmart" vibes

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

Жыл бұрын

That’s very specific. Someone had a wild Thursday.

@OpreRoma

Жыл бұрын

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access all i can say is I have met the Onision type before

This album actually makes a really good argument for making audio equipment prohibitively expensive again.

@shawnlennon1947

9 ай бұрын

😂

We chaining women up in our basement with this one

@g4uzy

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@Lakeside_Flower

Жыл бұрын

Wait, did he actually do that? I know little about him.

@lingokingo2079

Жыл бұрын

@@Lakeside_Flower (I think) He tried to convince his significant other in a relationship to do it as punishment for smoking weed.

@NobodyIsHereToHelp

Жыл бұрын

@@Lakeside_Flower know someone already replied to this but I'm pretty sure he also wanted his significant other to shave their head and get a tramp stamp, along with chaining them in his basement.

@LeaveMeAlone3omgIgotloggedouta

11 ай бұрын

Yooooooooo

I had a weird dream a year or so ago where instead of Bo Burnham making Inside, it was Onision who made it, and everyone forgave him because they liked it so much

@Max-ln2ot

Жыл бұрын

lmfao💀💀💀

@fawnieee

9 ай бұрын

I had a dream (or nightmare) that onision was the babadook, wore the costume but the face was onions. He was terrorising me and a few other random people and then I woke up. And weirdly that fits as a creature who feeds off of depression. Although, I can't imagine the babadook is a child pred...

@cjsdizzy

7 ай бұрын

That is the most disturbing nightmare I've ever heard of lol wtf dude

@loganchitty

7 ай бұрын

@@cjsdizzy it was fucked lmao.

@donnerthereindeer366

3 ай бұрын

OMFG 😂

If it was all terrible cringe songs that'd be fine, but the endless instrumentals made this torture to sit through

@kcaustin904

Жыл бұрын

It deserves a 0 even if it was good just because of who made it

@staticsoul

Жыл бұрын

​@@kcaustin904fr fr

@thegreatslothlord7796

Жыл бұрын

The instrumentals should be grounds for war crimes, it’s a bad thing when you’re listening to those instrumentals and you actually wish there were lyrics to distract you from how mind-destroying the “songs” were.

@patrickripleyiii134

Жыл бұрын

At least the horrible garbage songs made me feel something, the instrumentals were just boring, only the p dizzle rap got me through

@NeoSelah

Жыл бұрын

Brad you sure do rap about sucking d*** a lot..

everyone's favorite sex offender/producer extraordinaire

@yoshi8501

Жыл бұрын

Nah that's daughters

@pitydisease

Жыл бұрын

Nah that’s daughters [2]

@Drogon7102

Жыл бұрын

​@@pitydiseaseyou arent on rym

@jackbenim_album_reviews

Жыл бұрын

@@Drogon7102 lmao

@pitydisease

Жыл бұрын

@@Drogon7102😢💔💔

someone donating 1500 for a man to listen to an entire onision album on a livestream feels like it could qualify as the first real life red room

"this is like Lemon Demon if they had no taste, no feelings no talent, who didnt know how to have fun and self conscious as all hell" perfect description 😂

@caberknight9013

Жыл бұрын

yeah, its like a weird blend of musicians I like (Lemon Demon, Bo burnham, Tame Impala, Slim Shady) but it manages to take all the things I like about those artists and makes it terrible and unlistenable. Greg is very good at ruining everything he touches.

@marshall1093

Жыл бұрын

And if two trucks were not having sex.

@yeetmeat2734

10 ай бұрын

​@@marshall1093instead, it was a unicycle with a popped wheel that's currently rolling down a wheel sideways.

@monikorasort

10 ай бұрын

@@marshall1093 🎶Two trucks, sworn to celibacy 👏🏽👏🏽 Two trucks, sworn to celibacy 👏🏽👏🏽 My muscles, my muscles, this album bores the hell outta me 🎶

@Atsuki.x

10 ай бұрын

@@marshall1093 and if amnesia wasn't her name

Brads life is a videogame and he found the final boss

@SteveMutt

Жыл бұрын

He's trying hard to beat the stage 🎮😱🔥

@escargooncominatya4732

Жыл бұрын

All while at the same time collecting... coins

@kikoonthemove

Жыл бұрын

Trying hard to save the girl

@saturniidspectre

Жыл бұрын

Obstacles, he's jumping hurdles

@aiuwapi

Жыл бұрын

he's growing up to be a big boy

somehow this felt longer than Everywhere At the End of Time

@SanguineThor

Жыл бұрын

Having watched both, I heavily agree

@staticsoul

Жыл бұрын

I'm at the beginning and I'm already feeling it.

@Jeremy-hx7zj

Жыл бұрын

I'm at song three and it feels like it's been an hour. This is the most joyless music I've ever heard

@TalpaTulpa

Жыл бұрын

That’s because everywhere at the end of time is good, not his best work though and it’s sad that’s what he is known for.

@hangry_donut6428

Жыл бұрын

@@TalpaTulpa yeah An Empty Bliss Beyond This World is his best work and people be sleeping on it

This album is the definition of "Mommy Mommy look what I made!" *Shits Violently*

@monikorasort

8 ай бұрын

This comment was more entertaining than anything on the album

I love your bad album reactions. I regularly go back to Gabbie Hanna's or Ronnie Radke ones. I lasted 13 minutes of this one. Ima pray for yalls sanity

@beautyandtheoffbeats

Жыл бұрын

The Ronnie stream is how I got into this channel.

@fallencyano9015

Жыл бұрын

im 1 hour in and currently regretting my decisions

@andremartinez4411

Жыл бұрын

13 whole minutes??? bruh I was nuttin all over the place on the first 3 😂😂😂

@xluispx4477

Жыл бұрын

Ronnie Radke music is still somehow better than Onision album, just sayin

@youngwolf024

Жыл бұрын

cuurently in hour 2, instrumental phase of this audio waterboarding, you dodged a bullet.

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE INSANE ASYLUM WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🥶💯💯💯

@steezydan8543

Жыл бұрын

*into

This is actually horrendous. Usually my tolerance level for objectively rancid music is high but I literally had to take a 30 minute break just from the taco burrito song. My brain cells have never evaporated faster😩😩😩

@Kairibeachga

Жыл бұрын

That taco burrito song is stuck in my head and I hate it so much!

@sqyx93

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@yindi4758I’m at creepy feeling lurking behind you

@yindi4758

Жыл бұрын

@@sqyx93 ahh the part where Onision just literally gives up and makes a bunch of low effort instrumentals. At least B Dizzle entertains us by freestyling over it😩😩😩

@nothanks7580

10 ай бұрын

@@yindi4758 what I don't get is if he ran out of ideas and got lazy, why didn't he just end the album? Who told him the album had to be 3 hours long?

@yindi4758

10 ай бұрын

@@nothanks7580 probably his ego. Considering that Onision is both egotistical and shallow. His self-absorption tells him that he can do it all and be great. Issue is he's too shallow to make anything creative. Especially since music requires you to be sensitive and self aware. That's my take ☠️☠️☠️

Everyone was cringing at "Batman Joker Song" but little did we know how much we would miss it in the deluge of instrumentals.

@zdoggzero6595

9 ай бұрын

That was honestly one of the few times I laughed and only because of the absolute absurdity of it all, or it was my breaking point and I went insane could be either

I'm staunchly against censorship...but this man should be prohibited from releasing his ""art"" onto the world, for the greater good of humanity.

@robashton8606

8 ай бұрын

Shaky ground indeed, but I'm inclined to agree with you. This sounds like what you'd get it you locked a talent free narcissist in a room with nothing but a copy of The Downward Spiral and a shareware DAW.

@gabrielreyesjr7852

6 ай бұрын

This album wasn't released it escaped

Onision’s music was so boring I fell asleep for 2 hours and when I woke up the video was still playing

@Tatertwat05

Жыл бұрын

no I literally fell asleep for 7 hours watching it and unfortunately the video stopped at 30 min so I have to keep watching

@Becksnnc

11 ай бұрын

LOL

I knitted a little sweater for stuffed animal while watching this! What a good use of my time!

@AnnoyingOrange420

Жыл бұрын

First time anything productive happened while consuming Onision content

@eyerstrix

Жыл бұрын

That’s cute 😊

@lemonbreadd4427

Жыл бұрын

this is great news. snuggly little plushie

@sausageassassinn

Жыл бұрын

thats adorable what animal is it

Watching this gives me an instant confidence boost in my own music. If a human being actually believed in this enough to release it, then I can put out whatever the hell I want.

@monkeymart

9 ай бұрын

amen my friend

This was such an unstimulating time that the only enjoyment I had was trying to get chat to donate and restart the album which would only further said pain. Insanity at its finest 😎👌.

@enunez3674

Жыл бұрын

3000$ FOR ALBUM RESTART! LETS HIT THAT GOAL 💪 LAST CHANCE⚠️

Would you rather: Go through the 9 circles of hell Listen to the whole Onision album uninterrupted

@beautyandtheoffbeats

Жыл бұрын

9 circle of hell please with gasoline soaked shorts on.

@Remedy462

Жыл бұрын

Surprise answer, they are both Hell.

@g4uzy

Жыл бұрын

what’s the difference

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

It's a tough call.

@MYLAR.

Жыл бұрын

That’s the same option twice

I think it's interesting that the album leads off with 2 distinct iterations of The Banana Song, because I think The Banan Song represents something for Onision. Not only was the original Banana Song a big viral hit for the Onion Boi back in the day, to the point of getting him some minor mainstream attention through Tosh.0, but it was also the first and last time that people appreciated something he made with no caveats. Sure, it was cringe, but it was also something you could ironically enjoy without knowing a single other thing about Onision; which is a luxury he hasn't enjoyed in a very long time. Personally, I think he's nostalgic for a time when the world didn't know that he's exactly the type of guy who has the age of consent for every US state committed to memory, and almost certainly googles the age of consent for every country he intends to visit. Anyway, I'm only gonna comment on the first two songs because I'm sure as hell not gonna stick around for the rest. Cheers.

Brad I don’t think eating onions for 3 hours and 13 minutes is compelling enough performance art. It needs to be longer. Bolder. 9 hours at the least or you’re fired.

@MrDumpitout

Жыл бұрын

Most Fantano comment lol

@gregbong

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrDumpitoutfor real

@70sman

Жыл бұрын

Fantano comment

It’s important to remember that this man isn’t just cringe but actually a serial abuser. It’s not my place to talk about it too much but he groomed my friend when he was 13. He also contributed to me thinking it was normal that I was being SAed as a kid because of his comments about how it’s the victims fault and the vids about kids sending photos of their bodies to him. The things he said about peoples bodies and his comments about eating disorder directly lead to me developing a really bad eating disorder in elementary and middle school.

@Dreamcastttttttt

Жыл бұрын

I hope you are okay now

@ILoveEals

9 ай бұрын

🧌

@sunettas9738

8 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you and your friend went through that

@hellopeople6138

8 ай бұрын

@@sunettas9738 Thank you. We're both coping

@jonathanhurckes67

5 ай бұрын

@CULTURESHOCK3643 Weirdo

"He's just a silly little guy, you guys! He's so wacky and funny!" The 911 call where he claims Chris Hanson is a stalker obsessed with him to law enforcement is the only audio recording of him I can stand.

The amount of autotune makes the onion man sound like a voice from the game Tomodachi Life

@sporkzzz

Жыл бұрын

At least the songs you can make your miis sing are good

@fleurdelalune8745

Жыл бұрын

That's an insult to tomodachi life 💔

@crayrei456

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that’s straight up disrespectful to compare this rotten onion with the masterpiece that is Tomodachi Life

@stresscast1072

Жыл бұрын

@@crayrei456 God so true

@notthed6534

Жыл бұрын

Hey buddy that counts as Tomodachi Life slander which we don't take here.

There's such a specific awful feeling to this album, it's extremely boring and bland for like 5-10 minutes, then suddenly it hits you with the most impressively horrendous song ever, it truly is an experience EDIT: Oh god it hit me. I think it's called "i am trash" because it's a compilation of all the garbage he hasn't published potentially including short test melodies (explaining the massive amount of instrumentals),. This isn't an album, it's the musical equivalent of going trough someone's trash can and putting everything you find in an album

"Then I took my fist, and I hit it on the table Then I hit yo bitch, cause I heard she was disabled" That bar went so fucking hard for no reason, you foul for that one brad lmao

@carlosotavi0

Жыл бұрын

2:12:40

You can do so much stuff in three hours. Why would anyone want to spend it listening to Onision besides money?

@Diego_8626

Жыл бұрын

I mean they paid him $1,500

@TrebleStarcrush

Жыл бұрын

@@Diego_8626 I meant besides that but 1500 dollars is 1500 dollars

@smproductions7141

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, hehe... Who, uhhh... who would sit through that?

@french.toastman

Жыл бұрын

​@@Diego_8626It's like being *paid* $1,500 by a dominatrix to abuse you.

@Diego_8626

Жыл бұрын

@@french.toastman that’s an understatement

These songs aren't even bad in a fun way, I'm just kind of bored. This gave me a new appreciation for a lot of artists I don't like that much, but at least they arent this.

My fav highlight is 47:54 when he's scrolling his other songs. I've never seen a man's eyes show such horror and dread before

taking one for the team and getting the tracklist times for this Great Album Intro 00:00 1. I'm A Banana Song 2020 1:20 2. Banana Nation Dance Remix 3:25 3. Scary Bedtime Story Melody 6:00 4. Burrito Taco Song 09:09 5. Nobody Likes Me 11:30 6. You Abandoned Me Where Did You Go 14:34 7. I Know I'm Never Good Enough 16:45 8. Daft Baby Take Me Away 19:26 9. Pretend Your Morals Are The Best 22:41 10. Take Me For A Drive Techno Girl 26:44 11. Don't Tell Me What To Do 31:02 12. Tell Me I Can Escape 34:14 13. KZreadr On Twitter 36:59 14. A Phobia Demented Trichlophobia 45:00 15. You're Beautiful Lgbt Song 48:40 16. Polyamory Song 51:20 17. A Sad Story The Wilting Flower 52:42 18. I Don't Love You Ex Boyfriend (Remix) 55:21 19. Bald Man Song 58:21 20. A Hero Something to Cheer For 1:01:36 21. Batman Joker Song 01:03:58 22. Ancient Warrior Peaceful and Wise 01:06:04 23. Prepare For War Suspect Nature 01:08:19 24. Murder Sewer Slide 1:11:28 25. Ride On Cowboy 1:13:09 26. Robot Serial Killer Last Blink 1:16:50 27. There's Another School Shooter 1:22:12 28. Scent Of Sexy 1:25:06 29. Metal Gear Powder Theme 1:26:18 30. One Minute for Happiness 1:27:42 31. The Girl Who Wanted Revenge 1:28:45 32. Calm Feelings For Letting Lose 1:31:54 33. Creepy Feeling Lurking Beside You 1:43:09 34. Cute Little Kitten Protension 1:46:03 35. Deep Through Dicesena 1:47:16 36. Thoughtful Parade Kradesill 1:49:44 37. Sad Little Toy Me and My Bear 1:54:17 38. I Don't Wanna Do This Anymore 1:55:00 39. Dreaming Of Our Sorrow 1:56:57 40. Hope For Beautiful Noicu 2:01:18 41. Computer Error End Program 2:03:06 42. Conspiracy Now Lost and Running 2:06:27 43. Falling Apart Losing My Mind Point Matter 2:08:23 44. Horror Movie House 2:12:55 45. Warped Shadows 2:17:03 46. Gloom Sadness Defeat Hope 2:18:41 47. Scary Killer I Would Run 2:20:11 48. Mystery Of Human Product 2:22:22 49. Mental Breakdown Nightmare Life 2:25:06 50. Little Dorky Groni 2:26:04 51. Happy Smiling Falling from Flight 2:27:28 52. Tribal King Humble Thy Majesty 2:30:02 53. Ultimate Battle Ready Set Dead 2:31:18 54. United Brothers We Are Blood 2:34:43 55. Hold Hands Running 2:38:08 56. Lost In Space Mare Moon 2:40:33 57. Let's Go Let's Ride My Wings Swing Wide 2:42:56 58. Crazy Joker I Am Functional 2:46:13 59. Silent Night and a Little Wooden Toy 2:46:47 60. My Happy Day Instrumental 2:48:10 61. 8 Bit Military Jingle 2:50:49 62. Music Box It's Your Birthday 2:51:25 63. 123 Dance Now 2:53:08 64. Guitar After He Died 2:56:43 65. 7227 News Theme 2:57:17 66. A Piano Rant of Nothing 2:59:30 Outro 3:12:21

@holysoup2954

Жыл бұрын

i love you

@ironicockxssleep64290

Жыл бұрын

This man right here a veteran

@444Nightshade

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your sacrifice

@yeetmeat2734

Жыл бұрын

Thank you. But also, dear lord, why is it so long.

@camilee2383

Жыл бұрын

your pfp goes amazing with this

these sorts of albums are fascinating to me, the fact that we start at fucking "i'm a banana" and end with a somber 13 minute piano piece is beyond bizarre. a lot of the tracks here remind me of the random filler material of weird royalty free stuff and old stock music that i throw on my playlists for variety's sake and i maybe wouldn't hate this if it wasn't onision and basically all of the vocal tracks were cut out

This was like being in an Iron Sheik camel clutch for three hours and tapping out in seconds, but the ref was knocked out and couldn’t end the match.

@GordonSlamsay

Жыл бұрын

rip in piece, Sheiky Baby. love you forever, bubba. 🙏

@darko1295

Жыл бұрын

I'll do you one better. It felt like Chris Jericho giving you the Liontamer for 3 hours

@vagamer522

Жыл бұрын

@@darko1295more like the Britt Baker submission and the ref is knocked out and when you think it is over Mick Foley puts on the mandable claw with mr. Socko.

@savaj2557

Жыл бұрын

Like a stinkface from Rikishi but it never ends and he just ate Mexican food.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@darko1295I’ll do you one better: it’s like watching a Chris Jericho MATCH for three hours.

I’ll eventually finish this video. 50:57 - “You’re Beautiful Lgbt Song” [7/16/23, 15 : 16] 2:05:21 - “Computer Error End Program” [7/16/23, 23 : 29] Edit: I couldn’t finish it lmfao

@Jackson-ei5qz

7 ай бұрын

U can do it!! 2024 resolution

Onision is the only individual that can make and have 5 of their top songs be banana related....

@monmagog

Жыл бұрын

In a distant second place is Jack Johnson

Onision saw that fucking “shoutout to his family” clip of David Guetta and was like “I can do a worse/more offensive MLK sample” and he actually did it

if you can stay listening after "nobody likes me" you're much stronger than me. that song ruined my life

It's so ironic that Onision puts a song responding to all of his controversies and it's one of the longest songs on the entire album

@goosegas2087

10 ай бұрын

"Songs."

@knatspray

9 ай бұрын

”””””””””Songs”””””””””

It sickens me that Onision apparently listened to synth and retro new wave and decided, “I can do this….but worse.” I hate seeing something I love be so mangled.

@user-mw5ey1xt7l

Жыл бұрын

As a fan of keygen church, hearing him use an organ in that one song almost made me vomit, so i do feel you

This is like if Everywhere At the End of Time was made by an extreme narcissist who gained early internet fame and it broke his mind.

@liamneedsauniquehandle

Жыл бұрын

everywhere at the end of time but instead of a horrifying descent into alzheimer's using 1930s music it's a horrifying descent into complete insanity caused by getting called out for abusing fame to use young fans

@fluffymawilefan

Жыл бұрын

That emoji is exactly how I feel listening to this

Suspect: "I'm not telling you anything" Interrogator: "Alright then. We have ways to get it out of you." *Plays Onision's entire 66 song album in full Suspect: "Stop it. It's Torture" 🤢

@amusingmoose9924

Жыл бұрын

The USA have laws against cruel and unusual punishments, though.

@JK-gm6kk

Жыл бұрын

​@amusingmoose9924 CIA doesn't operate their blacksites in accordance to any of those rules, i would assume. even if they operated in the states. Also, they have this and demondice discography on repeat

@Kairibeachga

Жыл бұрын

@@amusingmoose9924i’m dead 😂😂😂

@wesified

Жыл бұрын

@@amusingmoose9924i genuinely think this album goes under that title

andrew huang once said, "everyone should make music." i have a rebuttal:

Listening to this for nearly the entire stream taught me that listening to bad music like this makes you appreciate and enjoy the good music that you already listen to a lot more. Like listening to OK Computer after this purgatory of an album made me enjoy it more than I ever did before. So thank you Onision, for making me enjoy and love music even more.

@TalpaTulpa

Жыл бұрын

Listening to bad music is entertainment in itself for me

I’d say it’s a shame that the soundboard broke early on during this stream, but I feel like it probably would’ve happened eventually given how much use it would’ve seen. It was like “Yeah, I’m just gonna dip and leave you all to suffer.”

Ok the fact that "Im a banana" is on there means he literally just threw everything into one album. Meaning he didn't sit down and write 66 songs for release at the same time.

@yoshikiddoodoofart

Жыл бұрын

onision has made several albums before this one, some being even longer

@goosegas2087

Жыл бұрын

It feels like the majority of these tracks were like practice songs that he worked on to warm himself up.

@fawxu

Жыл бұрын

lol his 2019 album "the banana man" is literally just that, he just took all the tracks in his first two albums from 2012 and scrambled and rereleased them as a new conglomeration of onion

theres so much desperation in his screams "im a banana". i understand him

@beautyandtheoffbeats

Жыл бұрын

Oh god Oh Ooooh IM A LEMON 21 21 21 21

Tbh calling your album i am trash with just completely trash for 3 hours is a great concept

Sorry you had to got through this, but you also did make $1500

Onision is older than both my parents and here he is doing this

@LeaveMeAlone3omgIgotloggedouta

11 ай бұрын

How old are your parents?

this album is what 100 Gecs, death grips, and ninja sex party sounds like to people who never listened to these artists.

@sausageassassinn

Жыл бұрын

oh god dont bring nsp into this 😭

@onision_archive

Жыл бұрын

daft punk and woodentoaster and any underground 2000s tencho songs

@nova.exe87

Жыл бұрын

Even the worst 100 Gecs song is still milestones better then this slop

@offbranddorito9668

9 ай бұрын

Don’t bring Danny sexbang and ninja Brian into this, also Hollywood Baby changed my life

it’s remarkable how he continues to milk the “i’m a banana” song to this day

@dancegregorydance6933

4 ай бұрын

I’m a Banana was his peak, man. 😂

A pioneer, a myth, a legend and underapperciated..... 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 Brad.

only 30 minutes into the video and I already feel like I’ve been here two hours. oh boy

@j-skullz

Жыл бұрын

fr I was listening to this while I played games and I thought ok I must be almost done with this, I was barely a third of the way through lmao

Ok now we need entire onision songs portrayed by Michael Gira

when a phobia demented trichlophobia came on i was actually thinking "is he masturbating????"

Can we talk about how almost every song is in E minor and only uses like 2 chord progressions

@tristanraine

Жыл бұрын

Surprised it wasn't A minor.

@Novelette22

Жыл бұрын

@@tristanraine OOHHHH

@onision_archive

Жыл бұрын

uhhh it's his favorite key dude

@Christian-97

10 ай бұрын

@@onision_archiveThat’s cool, but other music keys exist.

@ireadysucks3026

9 ай бұрын

@@onision_archive no, a minor is his favorite key

Some of the beats sound like unfinished outtakes from the soundtrack to the original Crash Bandicoot trilogy

@thelucasshow4970

Жыл бұрын

I see it actually 💀

he sounds like he's singing quietly to not wake his parents up

Brad's freestyles throughout the last third of this video are quite literally what made this album listenable at all. love ya Bradley

If your album is over 3 hours long you’ve automatically lost your right to achieve a 10/10

@koobyn

Жыл бұрын

what if swans made a 3 hour long album tho

@koobyn

Жыл бұрын

not that i would care but i think brad could give it a 10

@obzzidian94

Жыл бұрын

@@koobyn MAYBE I could see Swans pulling it off, but for any other artist it would be a nearly impossible task. Every song on the album would have to be a 10/10 with no flaws for it to be a 10/10 album, no less.

@honeycomblord9384

Жыл бұрын

​@@obzzidian94I could also see Natural Snow Buildings getting a 10/10, considering how long their albums tend to be.

@necroplastful

Жыл бұрын

Therion did a 3 hour album. It was dogshit.

Being apart of this 3 hour live was truly an experience, hope we never do this again ❤

Brad, I love using your streams as background noise as I draw, but I can't fucking stomach this in one sitting.

Just to be clear as a licensed plumber for $1500 I can 1) literally repipe your entire house 2) install all new fixtures 3) install a new hot water tank 4) install a water softener to give you bottled water from all fixtures/taps I am not bragging. I just wanted to make sure everyone fully understands and to put into context what this *literal actual insane person paid for*

ONISION!? * Takes Drag On Cigar * Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

I think sitting through this whole album should be classified as a form of self harm

Bro Onision just needs to stop trying to make content and get a job. Bro deadass just needs to get a 9 to 5 and put "content creation" behind him

@whatthehellisthis

Жыл бұрын

bro needs to be in a jail cell

@vagamer522

Жыл бұрын

@@whatthehellisthis more like the electric chair

needed this to sleep bc onion man deserves to be slept on 🔥🔥🔥

Love how this album went from goofy meme songs to shitty daft punk ripoffs to garage band ass instrumentals to outright acid trip ambient songs with amazing titles like “cute little kitten protension” and a 13 minute long garage band piano song at the end like what a journey bro💀💀

Brad i love you, but I'm not watching this whole video and you can't make me

car seat headrest wish they could achieve these kind of masterfully crafted lyrics

The pacing of these songs is fantastic. There are just so many interesting passages and twisted layers to these songs. This thing is just so captivating and live and free-flowing and yet it feels so meticulously placed together, and on top of all of that I find this excitement/numbness, ambiguity, really intriguing. I'm feeling...a 10.

@sausageassassinn

Жыл бұрын

say /j right now

You are truly a brave man for doing this for the people, we applaud your act of bravery and sacrifice for the world, god bless.🙏

if you want a 3 hour experience that doesn’t suck ass, I highly recommend listening to Kamasi Washington’s The Epic. Almost 3 hours of nonstop epic jazz

I feel like this whole collection of songs is what Jared Leto listened to on repeat, to get into the role of Joker for Suicide Squad (2016)

Bo Burnham walked so that Onion could limp

All of Onision's albums are atleast an hour and half long. One is about 4 hours long.

@firstnamelastname7244

Жыл бұрын

That is horrifying.

@HuntedBoBo

Жыл бұрын

There’s more?!

Every track that has no theme has an AI generated name and the songs with a theme have "___ song" in the title 😭

1.5k for a guy to listen to 3 hours of onision is....probably worth it

I was about to say “I feel so bad for Brad after the stream because he has to edit this thing”. But it isn’t edited. And the fact that it’s watchable without a soundboard to make jokes makes this even more insufferable.

@Joe90h

Жыл бұрын

i'm just filling in the sounds myself. I'm at the "Nobody Likes Me" song (contemplating tapping out) and all I can hear is "I lost my ay again, through the storm, through the wind"

@ajpoopfucker

Жыл бұрын

​@@Joe90hI watch brad's videos so often the soundboard is just inveded in my brain now. I'll be talking to someone irl and my brain will go "I think I just shitted my pants"

@JK-gm6kk

Жыл бұрын

Keep fuckin my wife's mouth!! I will, okay?

The instrumental section was genuinely the fucking hardest thing ive ever had to sit through in my entire life. Its the audible equivalent of getting teeth pulled, one by one. Like, I genuine never thought I'd WANT to hear Greg's voice but jesus those instrumentals were just so boring that even using it as bg music when I was drawing had me struggling to not just click off the video and the ONLY thing thst kept me was Brad's freestyling that had me howling.

I would say this isn't even worth it, but I would do far worse than this for 500 bucks an hour

I think Brad is the only person who could actually make this somewhat listenable. This was pain.

incredible drop for the brad taste in music community this fine day, thank you for your service sgt. braddlington

All these songs slapped It hurt so much

@user-nw1je1ur6t

Жыл бұрын

Slaps so hard i have brain damage

This is straight up anti music. Like if someone asked me to purposefully make music that pisses people off not from its content, but it’s lack of quality, I couldn’t make it this bad if *I tried my absolute damndest*

Started playing this video and one of my earbuds exploded. Thanks man 👍

It’s not even bad in a fun way like Warzone. While Yoko Ono feels like she’s at least TRYING, Onision cant even grant us something as benign as THAT.