The 12 Minute Boat Ride ! Boat Ramp Break Downs (Chit Show)
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Bust out another thousand that's what B.O.A.T stands for. Today we see two friends go out on the boat and his exact words were "When it rains it pours" . Black Point Marina is home to the Chit Show and the best boat ramp commentary.My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami.
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Leo!!! You are a G!
Buddy on that flats boat is eating good!
What an appropriate name for your channel. The CHIT Show. Lmao every day watching this.
The dog wasn’t the only hot one on that boat.
Sooo 😂😂😂We’re burning impellers guys 🤣Here at the boat ramp
20:25 Girl needs her own channel. That is what perfection looks like.
Love to see kids kicking butt on the water, you can tell dad taught him well, 👍🏼 to Leo the G !
Great show ! Watching from the Netherlands.😄
Boating gives me anxiety. Started boating three years ago when i turned 57. Still figuring crap out but it's starting to get easier. Havne't dropped it in yet without the plug but i did drive an hour to a launch, dropped it in and found out i had a blown starter. Pulled it out and drove home. Always run the boat in your laneway before driving to the launch. Learned that much. Love this channel. great work Alfred. Canada loves ya.
@camamoutback
Жыл бұрын
never take the plug out you never forget to put it in !!
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@camamoutback What about rainwater ?
@ILoveCunnilingus
Жыл бұрын
@@camamoutback and then wondering why your trailer's axles are broke later on.
@atozbikes
Жыл бұрын
Anxiety gives you anxiety. Don’t blame the boat for you mental issues 🤣🤣
I'm the seatow captain on the video. That was this saturday. It's a safe boat. Seatow standing by on 18 and 16....Out
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Edel nice boat I actually walked that safe boat factory in Washington
@Edelliriano71
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner Awesome!!! Must of been a good learning experience. 👌
Leo shows up the googans every time. You GO, young man!
Dogs not the only one that’s hot
Wait for iiiiittt.... Beautiful Live Yesterday!
That Sea Hunter is a beast!
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to walk the factory
@saltyran
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner Hell yes! Let’s goooo!
LEO!!! like a boss! kid just owned the ramp
Having my steak and eggs while watching the “Chit Show”…Wait for iiiiitttt…have a great week from Cali
We had a MERC dealer here who said at midnight in stone dead silence you could hear a new MERC CORRODING
6:28 to 11:20 ... Helm guy just ike Chazz Palmanteer in "A Bronx Tale" ... He only drove his red caddy convertible in reverse around the streets
Sea Fox: Fenders AND Dock lines…… Awesome!
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
It's a rare site down at these ramps ! :)
@haba_15
Жыл бұрын
That seafox looked like 5 for the price of 1. Nice odds
That dog sure was drooling me too hehehehehe
In 1965, Barney Fife says he's going to Hialeah down in Florida to drop a few C NOTES at the track! Andy Griffith Show: If I had a Quarter-Million
Breakfast with Alfred
Kid pulls off a home run !!! Good vid 🙃
Thank you Alfred I so enjoyed it. God bless and as always be safe 👍
That kid was a true G!!!
He did better going backwards than most going forward!
@Skoootz
2 жыл бұрын
😄
CHIT SHOW Alfred!!!!
Yes we love the series...but you did it 😎
Leo kicked butt ! Excellent job.
Alfred, it's a 25' Safe Boat. It is the "B" variant that was the most Common Fast Response model produced, capable of almost 55MPH. This is no longer used by the CG and is bein g replaced by the 29" metal Shark. Wen
Leo for the win
Leo is a darn good Skipper. Out does a lot of them other steering wheel holders.
Get off my lawn😝😝🤣🤣🤣still waiting for the t-shirt it will a huge seller!!!!
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
Every phrase that Alfred uses should be turned into a T-Shirt ! Have a nice day.
20:20 🐶. You’re welcome
CHEERS to Captain Leo! You Da Man! I would let him charter me any day over 50% of the "Seasoned" Captains. BOAT+ Bust One Ankle Today.
All that work to haul the boat to the boat ramp unload it, and then right around for 12 minutes 😂 It's a Chit Show. Sure hope they did see Fred 🐊 Let make sure that dog is okay 😂
Flats boat with the hot dog, yeah, I'd say definitely 💯 😆
@Skoootz
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely don't bring the dog unless you have a cabin out of the sun.
Alfred when are you going to make Chit Show MVP flags. Would love to see them flying on those boats
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
I got quoted for custom flags and the prices were outrageous
@Skoootz
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner Amazon, there is a custom flag shop, the prices aren't too bad. Also check local shirt printing companies, some do flags as well!
I enjoy these shorter videos!
That 12 yo can teach many of those boaters how to dock.
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
You can also tell that he has Docked before. Give his Dad a pat on the back !
At the 24:30 point in the video, yes that’s a SAFE boat, it looks like it has a slightly larger house on it compared to the USCG 25RBS so it makes the boat look shorter, I worked for SAFE for almost 10 years
@Edelliriano71
2 жыл бұрын
I was the captain driving. You're right...it's a safe boat.
The sailboat can dock with 1 approach using a very small auxillary outboard motor but these big multi engine boats with 6 people onboard cannot make it to dock after multiple attempts; maybe the guy in the sailboat needs to hold classes.
@acidreign0911
2 жыл бұрын
all about the crew!
This guys literally gonna full throttle my ass!!! 😂
If you haven't already done one I'd love to see a compilation "Bloop Bloop Bloop" special about a couple hours long. Then a nice pinball compilation special as well. I'd bet you have plenty of footage to do a couple videos dedicated to those 2 subjects. And I'd bet I'm not the only one that would love to see them.
0:00 dude is clueless about outboards, and steering boats, backing in circles before ramming the dock with the motors. speaking of ramming, the two ladies on board have some nice firm bumpers 😛
Lots of fishing boats but few fishing rods! Fisherman wantabees i guess.
More like the "Sea Foxes"
Well done Leo. Hey they need to replace the American flag, that thing is in rough shape.
It amazes me how these tow guys effortlessly pull up to dock a disabled boat. Whilst you got people struggling to dock their own boat.
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
I'm not Alfred, but a Licensed Captain was on that Tow Boat and they have years of experience. Have a nice day.
@ILoveCunnilingus
Жыл бұрын
@@keithscudder7136 Okay. Still failing to see your point.
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@ILoveCunnilingus My answer to you was deleted and I don't remember just what I said. It's just another thing you lose when u are 70. :(
Leo drives better than most boaters down at the ramp.
Where I live, this place would be considered the largest and easiest place to dock in the area. It’s extremely wide, with multiple docks. Worst captains in the world must congregate here lol.
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
What confuses many of the new Captains are the 3 currents we have here, incoming tidal current, the outgoing tidal current and when the Flood Gates are open just up the creek, no river. When the Flood Gates are open, we have close to a 10 knot current. :(
your gonna have to find a bigger place to have your family reunions !! good, entertaining videos !! thank you.. ttfn
The dude on the sea fox doesn't know reverse is his brakes
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
Now you tell me ! :) Have a nice Day.
Sailboat is a Florida native Com-pac (19)?
Horse flys like the color blue and sometimes bounce dryer sheets in your hat helps. 🥰 Love the vids
Alfread why are most all the boats there have out boards I live in port hope mi off of lake huron and we run i/o here
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
Very reliable and most dealers can fix them quick
Nice jump bro... good knees are wasted on young fools!
That's the 1st tym I see experts backing to dock. Probably t guy thinks hs handling a ship. Tks AM😅
GG Leo 👊🏼
Bro, any chance you might be able to edit us a video of the best "hotties" on the chit show? That is something I think we all might enjoy 😎👍 Peace!
It doesn't matter hw many engines is hanging at yr back(side)😅 u only nid 1 to dock.
Lol.. chit show live is participating
buen saludo amigo
Why don't they have bumpers on the docks?
Mercury has 100hp coming out. I got a torqeedo for my dingy
When are we going to see you dock a boat?
Rich is better than lean on the 2-strokes.
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Poor girl on the Bro channel looked like she was having a rough day.
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i like moment dock fail
A polarized lens would block the glare.
dog tied on an open boat, no shade, no life jacket, people should be in prison for that chit
Alfred, when are you coming to key largo to film the chit show out of Caribean Club on a sunday...it IS a chit show.
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
That place is private I would have to let them let me film
@zippy4185
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner it is owned by the Carib, so probably right.
That Carera was about to sink lol
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
They are designed that way straight from the Factory. Have a nice Day.
@shane6284
Жыл бұрын
@@keithscudder7136 The emblem is halfway under water, and the stern is way low due to the weight of those 3 outboards. That’s not the way they are designed, sorry.
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@shane6284 That's obvious that the owner had made that engine choice. The Factory made those boats with the emblem above the waterline. After the factory made the boat, changes to the boat was made then, not for the better. The new Captain must of wanted speed. On every boat there is a plaque about how many H.P. can go on the transom and also how many people the boat can carry, maybe he was supposed to have only two engines. Have a nice Day.
@shane6284
Жыл бұрын
@@keithscudder7136 That was exactly my point, that boat was not designed to have that much power on the transom. I was obviously making a joke about the boat sinking. The whole bow is out of the water, I can’t imagine that boat rides well or planes off without having all passengers sitting in the front.
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@shane6284 Think of it this way, he'll always have a Dry Bow ! Have a nice Day.
ALFRED,,HELLO, WHAT d ou call those boars where n motors are on the transom, butt a board BEHIND THE TRANSOM WITH MOTORS ? Sta well, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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No dog should be tortured with no shade!
Dam bro have you ever seen a more perfect woman than that!
AM. Hw cn tey steer t boat in reverse frm sand bar????EXCUSES
So easy a 12 year old can do it!
At 21:59 . . . . What Dog???
Leo needs a youtube channel
Your marina is price gouging for sure. I don't know why the price never goes down from the 6.75 price. We're down to 5.75 at our marinas on the Great Lakes and even less at the gas stations for the REC90. Maybe that's why you never film anybody getting gas at that marina.
@karaDee2363
2 жыл бұрын
They are gouging for sure.. looks like they're tacking on an extra $2.50 per gallon compared to gas stations on the street..
@je7758
2 жыл бұрын
Ask Biden?
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@karaDee2363 Street gas has Ethanol, we can't use that in outboards. The ethanol ruins the Fuel system and on newer engines it voids the warranty if the engine has any ethanol in it. They do add some oil to help cool the engine.
Those guys at 4:33 go shoe shopping together,
Alfred how was Icast2022
@AlfredMontaner
2 жыл бұрын
Check out my video You saw what I saw
@edgars00789
Жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner I saw the whole thing
whiskey throttle?
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
Too much gas.......
That fender is doing no good 😢
Bro all i saw was that green 🔥 bikini 🔥
Do people love there dogs? Or do they love the idea that we have a dog?
Correct me if I'm wrong. Don't I/O have a water pump not an impeller?
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
I would tend to agree with the notion of a water pump. I've re-built motors for over 40 years and they all had a water pump.
@chrisvSTL
Жыл бұрын
@Keith Scudder outboard engines have impeller
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisvSTL Chris, could you please explain what's in the upper unit, the middle unit and the lower end, Thankyou.
@chrisvSTL
Жыл бұрын
@Keith Scudder on am outboard I am assuming you are referring to? Is that correct?
@keithscudder7136
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisvSTL Yes, Even though I've been around car engines, I know nuttin about the outboards, could u explain some ? Thankyou.
People, don't take your dogs out when it's so hot, especially on a boat
Beam me up Scottie, there is no intelligent life on this planet.
the dog is wearing a fur coat
@alfred I am not sure what you are doing besides, losing all your viewers? Good luck.
Hey it was nice to see Johnathan from @miamibrochannel he’s good people.
That dog was so hot