“Members only doo doo doo dooooo”” 😂.

It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there

@03roadking

21 күн бұрын

U mean in Florida 😂😂

@Travis3500

10 күн бұрын

Those type of people love Florida

Thus is some funny chit 😂

My favorite channel right now. Along with wavy boats and Miami boat ramps + few others

That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp

@eriklarson9137

21 күн бұрын

"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.

I thought Alfred went to France lmbo

8:12 polarized, lens cap Alfred, my friend you can do it! Love the chit show! The polarized lens cap will take it to the next level

Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it

best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha

Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆

I just love this Chit !!!

That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂

15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS

Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn

@acreguy3156

23 күн бұрын

Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.

FRED&ALFRED AND THE CHIT CHIT!!!!!!

they need to install a winch up away from each ramp, would save on wreckers lol

I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.

around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!

@mike60521x

22 күн бұрын

Sounds about right

@eriklarson9137

21 күн бұрын

Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?

@Travis3500

10 күн бұрын

@@eriklarson9137 ?

@carstoniu

Күн бұрын

@@eriklarson9137 i said 480 gallons......

5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.

One of your best so far.

The alligator could drive the GMC better than that.

Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!

Water in the bed of the trucks - Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds

I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao

You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.

I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂

Wow, but well said "it can happen to any of us". My ebrake won't hold in my 2019 3/4 ton chevy so eventually the "park" paw in my tranny will wear out and down my truck goes. But jeez some of the boat operators are just plain dangerous and destructive.

waaaiiit for it....

This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮

Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂

If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.

a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!

Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣

"Niagra falls at blackpoint" lol

TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !

For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!

Looks like a competition between horse power and stupidity to me

The flags says it all in this place. Stable geniuses...

Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.

Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab

I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣

2:42 😂😂😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

@2:17 you’re welcome

I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉

🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!

Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!

I wish would make an appearance when those guys fall, you see some real Olympic speed swimmers

"Prop Blocked"

Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆

Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!

How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.

Don't worry Alfred they'll a other in the drink shortly 😂 scary how many inept operators there are out there no shortage of content for you😂

Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water

Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?

@Ky_fireman128

23 күн бұрын

You drop it in the drink, that drivers not getting wet to save your driveline lol. That towtruck has no problem dragging a pickup on wet concrete

@longtime239

23 күн бұрын

@Ky_fireman128 Really it's that big of a pain in the ass to open a door let the water drain out for a couple of mins and then put the bitch in neutral

@iffracem

23 күн бұрын

Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.

@troygray2884

9 күн бұрын

As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks

@robbubba8020

5 күн бұрын

Did you see the size of that crocodile I don't think the owner or the driver wants to wade or swim out to that vehicle with him hanging around there

Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂

In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly

@FirstLast-ye8nf

13 күн бұрын

No one doubts there are Alligators in Florida.

How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.

Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.

I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎

It looks like a lot of people don't like their boats to me .

Why do boaters no longer seem to be able to operate their boats?

GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"

Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?

Alfred. Canadian boy loves your shit show down there. That never happens here lol. Btw. Sheet of plywood 6” thick of water is a ton

Florida people are crazy...🤪 Never see anything crazy at the boat ramps in the PNW

I have never seen anything like this!! What is wrong with these people !!!!!! I'm buying a tow truck and just hang out, Ill be rich in 2 days.

Crazy!!!!

These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?

I THINK ALFRED SHOULD RUN THE RAMP ! ANY PROBLEMS ...🐊 😅

I just saw your make 99 cents great again hat, buy the way it is written, it reads .99 cents. That just less that a penny

Insanity at its finest😮

Good place to hang out and buy a pickup truck for cheap!

This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!

All the gear and no idea.

Hard to believe these all happened that past few months and bathtub Barbie’s kids were cute!!

this is fascinating. These families were better seamen when they had rafts, now they have gucci gear and lost the tribal knowledge.

11:30 Do they charge admission? I'm 'gonna come down there with a crew and open a launch & recover franchise.

Holy Chit... Show. 😅

GMC making submarines now?

i know she into the throttle but if she is that clumsy she should not even be in the area... and dont you have to click it into gear?? so the guy must ot have left it not in neutral locked.. such a nice boat for this to happen too.. poor kid hes just in shock though

A tongue would Be utilized !!!

missed it! burned pizza.

How can so many people be so incompetent?

Ay madre esta dos Yámanas 300 yo lo llevo a cielo...

Fred is a STAR!!!!!!

😂Hi Salty

@saltyran

24 күн бұрын

@@4106justme Hello there.

@4106justme

24 күн бұрын

@@saltyran I just saw this come up and thought I'd check it out. Sure is good for a laugh.

Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂

Hey al, buy a boat and video yourself! And wait for it?

Good day happy few ❤

mosquito truck 3:30 on

ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE CHEVY & GMC!!!

Alfred, ask Miami Dade what they would do if Fred started towards their diver in the water? Not to be a prick, but would they try to kill it?

@thedevilinthecircuit1414

23 күн бұрын

Yes they would.

Take the sticker off your hat lol

Why do yall back in so far 😂.

Just goes to show, you don't need any intelligence to have enough money to buy expensive material things. The land of "look at me.. look at me" where showing off is so much more value than anything else.

Are all wrecker drivers that bad.

gmc is chevy

At 15:15, the guy falls in the water, nobody at the helm, props running, they all scatter to the edge to see if he's okay, and one idiot playing on his cell phone. Unbelievable.

Not hating but wouldnt animal control have come and put him down since hes being fed?

use cubic feet